Ask the deer anything
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Ask the deer anything
>>695550205
will i ever get laid
>>695550282
ouch.
are you a faggot deer?
Does she still want to fuck?
>>695550328
Kek, hi deer, will i ever get married?
>>695550282
>>695550328
>>695550431
>>695550502
why is this faggot deer only a dickhead to me?
>>695550205
Will i ever get quints?
Should I kill myself
>>695550205
will i get a girlfriend this year sweet deer?
i am god?
>>695550205
Will i be famous
>>695550655
I don't understand
>>695550672
fuck! im 48 and still a virgin
will i die this way?
Vou apanhar?
>>695550777
dont know in wich content to place never.
also check out the trips
>>695550205
Am I going to do good today?
Will I make it?
>>695550205
Will my life turn around so I don't have to end it?
>>695551930
Roll no. 2
>>695550205
Is this the year?
Will I get her number?
Am I fat?
>>695550205
Should I fuck my coworker?
Will I get a good scholarship for college?
>>695553111
thats a yes three times you fat fuck
will i get unbanned in the next hour
>>695550205
Am I losing it?
Will i ever get to fuck my best friend?
>>695553520
reroll
I get bj 2nite?
>>695550205
Will I make it this time?
>>695550205
Am I going to get laid this year?
>>695553551
ty mr.deer
>>695550205
will i ever bang a guy?
Is /pol/ a satire?
>>695553568
Cool.
Should I call it quits after that?
>>695553640
oh dear, Is /pol/ a satire?
Am I ugly?
Will the total net benefit be greater if I leave her?
>>695550205
should i do homework right now?
>>695553786
At least i have personality?
>>695550205
Is Trump going to win it all?
>>695550205
should i play games for a while then?
>>695550205
is math my workload right now?
>>695550205
niggers?
>>695553850
I said, Is Trump going to win it all?
>>695550205
Yes
>>695550205
What game should i play now?
>>695550205
Is the cancer coming back?
Will I be Bronze ?
>>695554036
>Yes, but..
OP this deer does not work
>>695553941
kek
>>695550205
Are you scared of /k/ Deer?
Oh mighty creature of the woods, dear I shoot you
>>695550205
Will I kiss him?
>>695554230
jesus christ just answer the question, are you scared of /k/ Deer
>>695554584
fuck this shit
Will I ever achieve my only dream that I ever had in life, even as a child. Even if I knew that It was almost impossible with my family's financial status. And now that I am an adult, not having the time to work on it. Will I still achieve it?
>>695550205
Will she talk to me?
>>695554846
Oh shit.
>>695554947
God damn it
>>695550205
Am I fat?
is 'E' the one?
Will I become a rich investor?
will i be able to stay awake?
Will me and my boyfriend last long?
>>695550205
Again, I ask, am I fat?
>>695550205
Am I fat?.
Does she already know everything?
>>695550205
Am I fat? .
>get
>>695550205
can i fuck someone
Will I get married?
Will the answer to this question be "No"?
Does it matter if I talk to her first?
>>695550205
will I has seks?
>>695556080
Ok, reroll.
Will I get a gf anytime soon
>>695550205
Is OP a faggot?
w k a i h s b i l i o?
>>695556308
Oh hey, it works.
>>695556156
But what? fuck, so I need to make the first move and then everything is golden from thereon?
>>695556347
will we fuck anytime soon?
>>695556493
reroll
>>695550205
shall i clop?
>>695556545
u stupid, bro?
Will i win my first thai combat?
>>695556555
unclear answer RE
Are my friends having fun without me this week
>>695556629
you cannot clop because you are too fat. trips, son.
will i live happily and prosperous for the rest of my life starting tomorrow?
>>695556850
rolling again
Will my social anxiety disappear this year?
Will we have a good relationship?
>>695556902
then will i live happily and prosperous for the rest of my life starting the day after tomorrow?
>>695550205
Are you lying to me right now?
>>695550205
will i get laid this year
Will i get a girlfriend this year?
>>695557060
Reroll
>>695557011
jackpot niggers
>>695557014
reroll
>>695557353
It does. Are you lying to me right now?
will i ever get a girlfriend
>>695557406
...but if he's lying, he speaks the truth.
>>695550205
Should I do it?
>>695550205
Will I ever inherit Hitler's charisma?
>>695550205
Will you reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight?
>>695557415
Lol fatty
>>695550205
Will the mother of the person behind >>695557574
die in her sleep tonight?
>>695557733
But will she?
>>695557830
Tell me.
Would I make money getting a trade skill?
am i in for a good day at work today/
Should I message her?
>>695557856
I should stick to Comp Sci?
>>695557854
But what is the answer to >>695557733?
will she ever like me back?
>>695557940
Let the secret be unveiled.
>>695555555
>>695557902
Fuck you, messaging her anyway. You give shit fucking advice, I've never felt so happy about another person in my life. Go fuck yourself.
Are Vikkie and I in for the long haul?
Will i marry her?
Should I shoot out everybody in my school?
>>695557973
bit late there mate
>>695557939
So you aren't playing CS GO
>>695550205
Will OP ever turn into a spoon?
>>695550205
>>695558162
But will his mother?
am i 2eggy4u?
Am i gonna fuck a blonde the next 30 days?
>>695550205
will I become the best pokemon trainer ?
Will i ever talk to her again?
>>695550205
will everything work out with gf
>>695550205
Will I get a girlfriend in the comming 12 months?
>>695558353
It does matter, fucking tell me
>>695550205
Why is my girlfriend a cunt?
>>695550205
Will I fuck my cousin
>>695558389
is it worth taking the risk?
>>695550205
Should I jerking off with a spoon?
>>695558415
>Too fat
So, yes?
>>695558015
Even the deer called you fat you flu bet ass bitch lol
>>695558498
thanks deer
>>695558530
Reroll then
>>695550205
Will I find happiness?
i will suicide?
>>695550205
this time again ?
>>695550205
What is it?
is he in love with me?
>>695550205
Should i try crossdressing?
I will fuck this year?
will i have a gf next year ?
>>695550205
will i ever get laid
Will I get a job soon?
>>695550205
Will my dick get any bigger?
Is Vikkie my soulmate?
>>695550205
Will I die by getting hit by a car On a freeway today?
>>695557972
Can't kill my mother faggot. Jokes on you, dad already did that.
will i get a grill fiend this year?
>>695558977
Will I ever marry and have a good life
But...it will be a shitty one?
Will I have a good career
Will i ever be truly happy?
will i get a gf?
Is ww3 gonna come around in the next 6 months?
will i get a gf v.2
Will I ever talk to my ex again?
>>695559260
Okay reroll
Am I gay?
Can i leave?
>>695550205
Will Denise be my gf?
>>695559220
Asking again, deer holding out on me.
>>695559304
Okay? But will it ww3?
>>695559408
Thanks deer, I'll go prepare then
>>695559337
Is op a dagger?
>>695550205
Will I get in the military
>>695550205
Will I get to second base with her today?
Will i ever find love?
Will I do anything in number theory?
Will they be angry AT me?
>>695550205
Cab I be new top deer?
this is a TEST reply. an you see it posted?
>>695550205
do i have a big dong?
Did i do the right thing asking her out?
will i get the job?
>>695559650
Getting real tired of these rerolls, but can I ?
will i ever stop being such a fag and do the shit i actually want to do?
>>695559670
reroll
Did hitler do nothing wrong?
I bet your next word will be 'Yes'
>>695559714
GOD FUKING DAMNIT JUST ANSWER, CAN I BE NEW TO DEER?
Should i fap 2 that
>>695559699
Yeah that's what I thought
Are you trapped and made to answer benign questions all your life?
Is Vikkie the love of my life?
>>695550205
Am I ever gonna leave this place?
>>695559990
re-roll
>>695559994
I'm chill, just tell me
>>695560060
Just damn tell me already
Is it true what the deer says?
>>695560127
Kek the deer lies. Wait then the lie is the truth. What?
>>695550205
should i become an hero?
Does she likes me back?
should i fuck her?
Will trump win
will I succeed?
>>695560538
k nice :D
>>695550205
ITT losers who can't deal with reality
>"does she like me?"
>pfft
>mfw
>>695560555
Im too fat with my pride and attachments Looks like I can't succeed with my current attitude. So can my mentality be changed anytime soon?
Am I on 4chan currently?
>>695561150
.. Am I on 4chan currently?
>>695561200
Mate. AM I ON FUCKING 4CHAN CURRENTLY?!
>>695561000
trying again
is OP a faggot?
>>695561244
.. alright, I'll ask nice and calmly. Okay? Okay. Am I on 4chan currently?
>>695561348
Got it bruv
>>695561278
will my life take a positive turn?
Will i ever lose my virginity?
Should I fap, deer?
>>695550205
Will i be rich?
Are you sure my penis won't get bigger
>>695561830
reroll
>>695561801
Cool, be right back.
>>695561900
Answer the fucking question
>>695561953
your micropenis will always be micro
>reroll
>mfw
Omightydeer, will I ever meet him irl?
Will niggers ever die off?
>>695550205
is it gonna work
>>695550205
should i get high
>>695550205
What up deerbro should I fuckin kiss up on that beautiful woman's neck next time?
am i going to get laid today
>>695550205
Will Rogue One be as good as we hoped?
>>695563342
you sure?
>>695550205
Am I gonna win the lotto today?
>>695550205
Should I go out tonight?
>>695563485
It'll be too long. Okay, second question.
Will Kanye West be president in 2020?
>>695563523
Ouch.
Am I fat/overweight?
will we date again?
Will I fuck my ex-girlfriend's best friend?
Does she still love me?
>>695564410
>>695550205
is rape ok if you're on the receiving end
Will I ever see her again?
>>695564410
ok
Is it time to sudoku
Will I find true love?
will i stop being cockblocked by a guy who uses the friendzone to fuck with me
>>695564410
reroll again
Will I overcome my depression and find someone?
>>695564492
kek
>>695550205
should i go to college
Will I get a girlfriend
Will I become exceedingly rich?
>>695564660
OK, I'll reroll, thanks deer for considering my question. c:
>>695564700
again
Is she going to kiss me tomorrow?
>>695564738
Thanks, Buddy.
Is my true love someone I know at the moment?
>>695550205
will emily break up with her boyfriend soon?
DOES A DEER HAVE A LITTLE DOE?
will gabi text me?
Should I talk to her?
should I text her?
>>695550205
so Ill wont have a shot with her?
will i have a friend of the opposite sex
>>695564970
Reroll
>>695565000
so I wont date her?
Will I hangout with my friends enough before heading off to college?
>>695550205
well will I have a new girlfriend soon?
>>695565050
Lmao
>>695565062
Rip me
>>695565126
with my ex?
>>695550205
in the next 3months?
>>695565410
in the next 3 months?
Does she even think about me
Am I as ugly as I think I am
Your opinion, Mr. Deer, on this pic....
Does Lucie want me as her bf ?
>>695550205
is there potential for me to date millie?
>>695565720
reroll
>>695565718
Nice. Thanks deer
will i conquer the world?
Will I get a great job in the next week?
should i kill myself
>>695565836
but?
Will I die alone
>>695565933
It doesn't matter because?
am I getting pussy tonight?
>>695550205
Will i get j?
>>695550205
Will I ever get a gf
>>695550564
Chill bro
>>695550205
she loves me, right deer?
>>695566025
We'll that's fucking fantastic
>>695550205
Deer will i have a gf this year?
