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Ask the deer anything
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>>695550205
will i ever get laid
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>>695550282
ouch.
are you a faggot deer?
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Does she still want to fuck?
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>>695550328
Kek, hi deer, will i ever get married?
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>>695550282
>>695550328
>>695550431
>>695550502
why is this faggot deer only a dickhead to me?
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>>695550205
Will i ever get quints?
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Should I kill myself
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>>695550205
will i get a girlfriend this year sweet deer?
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i am god?
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>>695550205
Will i be famous
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>>695550655
I don't understand
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>>695550672
fuck! im 48 and still a virgin
will i die this way?
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Vou apanhar?
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>>695550777
dont know in wich content to place never.

also check out the trips
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>>695550205
Am I going to do good today?
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>>695550205
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Will I make it?
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>>695550205
Will my life turn around so I don't have to end it?
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>>695551930
Roll no. 2
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>>695550205
Is this the year?
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Will I get her number?
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Am I fat?
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>>695550205
Should I fuck my coworker?
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Will I get a good scholarship for college?
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>>695553111
thats a yes three times you fat fuck
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will i get unbanned in the next hour
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>>695550205
Am I losing it?
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Will i ever get to fuck my best friend?
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>>695553520
reroll
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I get bj 2nite?
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>>695550205
Will I make it this time?
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>>695550205
Am I going to get laid this year?
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>>695553551
ty mr.deer
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>>695550205
will i ever bang a guy?
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Is /pol/ a satire?
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>>695553568
Cool.
Should I call it quits after that?
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>>695553640
oh dear, Is /pol/ a satire?
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Am I ugly?
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Will the total net benefit be greater if I leave her?
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>>695550205
should i do homework right now?
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>>695553786
At least i have personality?
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>>695550205
Is Trump going to win it all?
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>>695550205
should i play games for a while then?
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>>695550205
is math my workload right now?
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>>695550205
niggers?
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>>695553850
I said, Is Trump going to win it all?
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>>695550205
Yes
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>>695550205
What game should i play now?
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>>695550205
Is the cancer coming back?
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Will I be Bronze ?
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>>695554036
>Yes, but..
OP this deer does not work
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>>695553941
kek
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>>695550205
Are you scared of /k/ Deer?
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Oh mighty creature of the woods, dear I shoot you
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>>695550205
Will I kiss him?
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>>695554230
jesus christ just answer the question, are you scared of /k/ Deer
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>>695554584
fuck this shit
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Will I ever achieve my only dream that I ever had in life, even as a child. Even if I knew that It was almost impossible with my family's financial status. And now that I am an adult, not having the time to work on it. Will I still achieve it?
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>>695550205
Will she talk to me?
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>>695554846
Oh shit.
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>>695554947
God damn it
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>>695550205
Am I fat?
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is 'E' the one?
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Will I become a rich investor?
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will i be able to stay awake?
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Will me and my boyfriend last long?
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>>695550205
Again, I ask, am I fat?
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>>695550205
Am I fat?.
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Does she already know everything?
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>>695550205
Am I fat? .
>get
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>>695550205
can i fuck someone
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Will I get married?
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Will the answer to this question be "No"?
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Does it matter if I talk to her first?
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>>695550205
will I has seks?
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>>695556080
Ok, reroll.
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Will I get a gf anytime soon
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>>695550205
Is OP a faggot?
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w k a i h s b i l i o?
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>>695556308
Oh hey, it works.
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>>695556156
But what? fuck, so I need to make the first move and then everything is golden from thereon?
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>>695556347
will we fuck anytime soon?
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>>695556493
reroll
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>>695550205
shall i clop?
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>>695556545
u stupid, bro?
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Will i win my first thai combat?
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>>695556555
unclear answer RE
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>>695556629
re
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>>695556679
re
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>>695556719
re
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Are my friends having fun without me this week
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>>695556629
you cannot clop because you are too fat. trips, son.
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will i live happily and prosperous for the rest of my life starting tomorrow?
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>>695556850
rolling again
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Will my social anxiety disappear this year?
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Will we have a good relationship?
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>>695556902
then will i live happily and prosperous for the rest of my life starting the day after tomorrow?
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>>695550205
Are you lying to me right now?
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>>695550205
will i get laid this year
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Will i get a girlfriend this year?
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>>695557060
Reroll
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>>695557011
jackpot niggers
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>>695557014
reroll
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>>695557353
It does. Are you lying to me right now?
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will i ever get a girlfriend
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>>695557406
...but if he's lying, he speaks the truth.
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>>695550205
Should I do it?
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>>695550205
Will I ever inherit Hitler's charisma?
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>>695550205
Will you reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight?
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>>695557415
Lol fatty
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>>695550205
Will the mother of the person behind >>695557574
die in her sleep tonight?
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>>695557733
But will she?
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>>695557830
Tell me.
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Would I make money getting a trade skill?
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am i in for a good day at work today/
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Should I message her?
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>>695557856
I should stick to Comp Sci?
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>>695557854
But what is the answer to >>695557733?
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will she ever like me back?
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>>695557940
Let the secret be unveiled.
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>>695555555
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>>695557902
Fuck you, messaging her anyway. You give shit fucking advice, I've never felt so happy about another person in my life. Go fuck yourself.
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Are Vikkie and I in for the long haul?
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Will i marry her?
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Should I shoot out everybody in my school?
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>>695557973
bit late there mate
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>>695557939
So you aren't playing CS GO
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>>695550205
Will OP ever turn into a spoon?
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>>695550205
>>695558162
But will his mother?
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am i 2eggy4u?
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Am i gonna fuck a blonde the next 30 days?
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>>695550205
will I become the best pokemon trainer ?
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Will i ever talk to her again?
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>>695550205
will everything work out with gf
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>>695550205
Will I get a girlfriend in the comming 12 months?
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>>695558353
It does matter, fucking tell me
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>>695550205
Why is my girlfriend a cunt?
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>>695550205
Will I fuck my cousin
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>>695558389
is it worth taking the risk?
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>>695558449
RR
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>>695550205
Should I jerking off with a spoon?
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>>695558415
>Too fat
So, yes?
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>>695558015
Even the deer called you fat you flu bet ass bitch lol
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>>695558498
thanks deer
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>>695558530
Reroll then
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>>695550205
Will I find happiness?
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i will suicide?
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>>695550205
this time again ?
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>>695550205
What is it?
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is he in love with me?
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>>695550205
Should i try crossdressing?
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I will fuck this year?
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will i have a gf next year ?
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>>695550205
will i ever get laid
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Will I get a job soon?
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>>695550205
Will my dick get any bigger?
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Is Vikkie my soulmate?
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>>695550205
Will I die by getting hit by a car On a freeway today?
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>>695557972
Can't kill my mother faggot. Jokes on you, dad already did that.
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will i get a grill fiend this year?
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>>695558977
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Will I ever marry and have a good life
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But...it will be a shitty one?
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Will I have a good career
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Will i ever be truly happy?
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will i get a gf?
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Is ww3 gonna come around in the next 6 months?
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will i get a gf v.2
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Will I ever talk to my ex again?
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>>695559260
Okay reroll
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Am I gay?
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Can i leave?
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>>695550205
Will Denise be my gf?
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>>695559220
Asking again, deer holding out on me.
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>>695559304
Okay? But will it ww3?
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>>695559408
Thanks deer, I'll go prepare then
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>>695559337
Is op a dagger?
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>>695550205
Will I get in the military
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>>695550205
Will I get to second base with her today?
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Will i ever find love?
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Will I do anything in number theory?
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Will they be angry AT me?
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>>695550205
Cab I be new top deer?
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this is a TEST reply. an you see it posted?
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>>695550205
do i have a big dong?
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Did i do the right thing asking her out?
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will i get the job?
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>>695559650
Getting real tired of these rerolls, but can I ?
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will i ever stop being such a fag and do the shit i actually want to do?
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>>695559670
reroll
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Did hitler do nothing wrong?
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I bet your next word will be 'Yes'
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>>695559714
GOD FUKING DAMNIT JUST ANSWER, CAN I BE NEW TO DEER?
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Should i fap 2 that
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>>695559699
Yeah that's what I thought
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Are you trapped and made to answer benign questions all your life?
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Is Vikkie the love of my life?
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>>695550205
Am I ever gonna leave this place?
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>>695559990
re-roll
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>>695559994
I'm chill, just tell me
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>>695560060
Just damn tell me already
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Is it true what the deer says?
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>>695560127
Kek the deer lies. Wait then the lie is the truth. What?
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>>695550205
should i become an hero?
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Does she likes me back?
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should i fuck her?
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Will trump win
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will I succeed?
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>>695560538
k nice :D
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>>695550205
ITT losers who can't deal with reality
>"does she like me?"
>pfft
>mfw
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>>695560555
Im too fat with my pride and attachments Looks like I can't succeed with my current attitude. So can my mentality be changed anytime soon?
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Am I on 4chan currently?
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>>695561150
.. Am I on 4chan currently?
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>>695561200
Mate. AM I ON FUCKING 4CHAN CURRENTLY?!
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>>695561000
trying again
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is OP a faggot?
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>>695561244
.. alright, I'll ask nice and calmly. Okay? Okay. Am I on 4chan currently?
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>>695561348
Got it bruv
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>>695561278
will my life take a positive turn?
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Will i ever lose my virginity?
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Should I fap, deer?
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>>695550205
Will i be rich?
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Are you sure my penis won't get bigger
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>>695561830
reroll
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>>695561801

Cool, be right back.
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>>695561900
Answer the fucking question
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>>695561953
your micropenis will always be micro

>reroll
>mfw
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Omightydeer, will I ever meet him irl?
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Will niggers ever die off?
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>>695550205
is it gonna work
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>>695550205
should i get high
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>>695550205
What up deerbro should I fuckin kiss up on that beautiful woman's neck next time?
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am i going to get laid today
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>>695550205
Will Rogue One be as good as we hoped?
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>>695563342
you sure?
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>>695550205
Am I gonna win the lotto today?
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>>695550205
Should I go out tonight?
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>>695563485
It'll be too long. Okay, second question.
Will Kanye West be president in 2020?
>>695563523
Ouch.
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Am I fat/overweight?
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will we date again?
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Will I fuck my ex-girlfriend's best friend?
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Does she still love me?
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>>695564410
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>>695550205
is rape ok if you're on the receiving end
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Will I ever see her again?
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>>695564410

ok
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Is it time to sudoku
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Will I find true love?
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will i stop being cockblocked by a guy who uses the friendzone to fuck with me
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>>695564410

reroll again
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Will I overcome my depression and find someone?
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>>695564492
kek
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>>695550205
should i go to college
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Will I get a girlfriend
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Will I become exceedingly rich?
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>>695564660
OK, I'll reroll, thanks deer for considering my question. c:
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>>695564700
again
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Is she going to kiss me tomorrow?
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>>695564738
Thanks, Buddy.
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Is my true love someone I know at the moment?
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>>695550205
will emily break up with her boyfriend soon?
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DOES A DEER HAVE A LITTLE DOE?
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will gabi text me?
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Should I talk to her?
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should I text her?
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>>695550205
so Ill wont have a shot with her?
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will i have a friend of the opposite sex
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>>695564970
Reroll
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>>695565000
so I wont date her?
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Will I hangout with my friends enough before heading off to college?
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>>695550205
well will I have a new girlfriend soon?
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>>695565050
Lmao
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>>695565062
Rip me
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>>695565126
with my ex?
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>>695550205
in the next 3months?
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>>695565410
in the next 3 months?
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Does she even think about me
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Am I as ugly as I think I am
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Your opinion, Mr. Deer, on this pic....
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Does Lucie want me as her bf ?
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>>695550205
is there potential for me to date millie?
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>>695565720
reroll
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>>695565718
Nice. Thanks deer
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will i conquer the world?
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Will I get a great job in the next week?
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should i kill myself
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>>695565836
but?
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Will I die alone
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>>695565933
It doesn't matter because?
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am I getting pussy tonight?
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>>695550205
Will i get j?
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>>695550205
Will I ever get a gf
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>>695550564
Chill bro
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>>695550205
she loves me, right deer?
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>>695566025
We'll that's fucking fantastic
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>>695550205
Deer will i have a gf this year?
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