Halt, stop scrolling.
This is a border checkpoint. Show me your numbers.
>singles: Innocent german citizen, go through.
>even dubs: Filthy jüdisch rat. You are under arrest.
>odd dubs: Soviet spy!
>trips: High-ranking official, go through.
>quads: Herr Goebbels. Go as you may.
>quints: None other but the Führer himself!
Achtung!
Innocent German civilian just walking through don't mind me.
>>695511394
ich kommen through!
>>695511394
Heil Hitler!
gutentag
>>695511588
Hey you, that guy with the big nose! You're under arrest!
>>695511394
oy vey
I can go?
I dindu nuffin
Just passing through, kamerad
Heil!
>>695511999
yes sir
>>695511999
Right this way, sir
>>695511394
Oy vey!
>>695511999
A hilarious Jew impression, sir
>>695511606
>>695511778
>>695511882
>>695511941
>>695512035
>>695512081
>>695512090
>>695512114
Come on in.
>>695511998
Go in, herr anon. Heil Hitler.
>>695511394
Alright, here.
Greetings fellow nazis
Im honest
>>695511394
Sieg Heil.
here are my papers
oh hai!
Heil
>>695511394
Don't mind me, humble soldier walking through...
Meow
>>695511394
Roll
>>695511394
Heil Hitler.
good goyim passing through
>be cool, be cool
Sure, here's your papers, chaps.
>>695512388
>>695512388
Your numbers indicate otherwise, jude.
Into the shower get.
Israeli settlements in Palestine are perfectly legitimate.
Just passing through
>>695512239
underrated
>>695511394
Roll
i aint no commie
rawlin
>>695511394
Glory to the Fatherland
>>695511998
hahahaa
>>695511394
Guten Tag Mein Comra.... Friend. I am loyal german citizen. Please allow me to be passing. Sag Heel
Sieg heil, friends.
>>695511394
>border
i'm exactly in the middle of germany
its me, taylor. heil hitler
Roll
Heil.
Did you burn the pizza again?
>>695512479
Nein
I heil only to deustchland.
Deutscheland über alias!
You must have me mistaken for someone else.
>>695511999
Great joke sir
cigarette?
Nein
>>695512677
just where a spy would be... Arrest him guards!!!
>>695512644
He is of being Jew! Be disposing of him. I am only citizen of Mothe- I mean Fatherland.
No jude here
>>695512699
Shit ya caught me
>>695511394
innocence?
Evening fellow Germanics.
>>695511394
Hiel
>>695512787
it's funny because i was actually born in soviet russia and live in germany now
>>695511394
I am pure Aryan
Sieg Heil!
did someone order pizza?
Free pork - Jew biggest dilemma
just passing threw ohhh some pennys!
it is imperative that you let me pass
>>695511999
Cigar sir?
>>695512644
>>695512677
>>695512699
All of you. You are under arrest.
>>695511394
Guten morgen. Bitte let me in ja. Danke. Totally real German Officer. Totally not a cat.
Sächlich
>>695512644
A Soviet Kike? In MY neighborhood? Time for the good ol Shake N Bake.
>>695512388
Jewrat kys
Soviet ftw
>>695513044
fuck
cyka
Heil Hitler!
I must pass through.
hello good sirs
Please please let me through
No jews here, sir! Please let me pass now!
let me through
Crush the Bolshevik scum.
>>695511394
Just buying beer, don't mind me
Heil Hitler
shit
I am but a humble orange jews maker.
i must pass inmediately
>>695513044
Sie. To jail you go.
>>695513100
0 is neither even or odd.. Is this a jewish soviet spy?
hey guys, dont mind me.
>>695513007
No please, der hast been misunderstanding. I am no dirty juden. I will give you 50 shekels to help der furer in his war effort. The best 25 shekels you will ever see. Can the furer use 10 more shekels? Here sir, all five shekels to my name. May I pass now?
>>695513229
Zero is even, Dumkomf
let me pass
ich
>>695512510
ICH MUSS SCHON MAL!
i dindu nuffin
Howdy
nothing to see here
Fuck niggers
Let the Fuhrer through
Just passing through
Guten Tag Herr Oficier!
Saw
>>695513444
Indeed sir. Fuck niggers. Yes sir. Anal or vaginal?
Mein kameraden!
Rolling
nothing to see here nothing at all on my way to the speech
>>695511394
Lasst mich passieren!
Heil!
Can
First roll
Schönen Tag Kameraden
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Sp-OyFuCsIZdJ0VGaKZpXFLUcmPp6rTIp-LIe5rh52E/edit?pref=2&pli=1#
spam hitler
>>695513444
haha good one sir!
>>695513294
Entschuldigen sie, my math is rather dusty.
>>695513444
Of course sir, fuck niggers! Fuck all of them!
Süper mensch
Heil
Nuzzing to zee here!
Papers please
Bitte!
>>695513622
Fucking Juden Scum!
>>695511394
Let me in! I know the truth!
O shit waddup
Feels good to be a casual
Sieg fucking heil
>>695511394
Heil
.
God it feels good to not be a Jew
Wie mussen die Juden ausrassen
>>695513622
hey... wait a minute, your nose seems rather large
Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten §§§§§
>>695511588
Requesting for 88 to be recognized as ausnahme due to it being the zahl of the führer himself
No sir, I'm not a jew
ITT gay nazis
>>695511394
hai
Das boot ja
muh shekels
>>695511394
Nein!
>>695513622
Du bist verhaftet, jude!
Heil Hitler!
Sieg Heil!
Ich heise Eva!
Heil ein fuhrer
I'm fucked if they find me out!
Heil Hitler
>>695513944
Der jude is trying to pass as a deutcher
Just a regular citizen don't mind me
Heil the Fuhrer!
>>695511394
nothing to see here
No sir, I'm not trying to smuggle Jews through here
>>695514054
N-nei! I is of dutchland! See, goy? Deutche!
Ugh... Hail hitler?
MACHT PLATZ FÜR DEN FÜHRER
Just a flock of Jews with Nazi protection coming through.
>>695511394
Heil Hitler
oy vey, heil hitler amirite?
>>695511394
WooW00oooWOOO
>>695514144
Rather big nose you got there...
>>695511394
Hail!
>>695511394
Heil Hitler
Sieg Heil btw how's the war goin?
Rollen.
>>695514199
SOVIET SCUM!
Roll
>>695511394
Heil!
Hello Sir, may i be at your service?
>>695514222
you tell me, sir!!!
Check em nazi
>>695511394
seig!
>>695512388
lol
*salutes*
>>695514222
Sieg heil, kommandant. Victory is near
Nothing to see here comrade
>>695511394
OP didn't make an exception for 88
He is not a wahrer nazi
>>695511588
>>695514188
These are true deutsche
>>695511394
Fuck the jews and heil Hitler, sir
>>695514188
זִיוּן
>>695514144
>>695514188
>>695514199
Jewish and slavic filth. Into the shutter, I hope you die of hunger.
>>695514222
Spectacular, sir! Please pass through as you may!
So yeah, I killed myself a ton of Jews today, how about you?
>>695512691
I knew it... she was too blond to not to be.
>>695514222
The war against the juden is not yet done sir, but we have a final solution
Hallo!
Are zu all enjoying ze mein kampf novel?
>>695514466
Go meet your friends.
>>695511394
sieg hail
Fuck jews amirite
Rolling for innocent citizen or SS
Danke
Heil Hitler!
Rollin
Move aside peasant, important reich deeds to do !!
Guten Tag
>>695511394
All just making my way to the sausage store like a good German. Don't mind me.
>>695513211
Sowjetischen Spion, bekommen ihn!
>>695511394
L'chai- I mean Heil!
>>695511394
i apologize mein fellow aryans, please let me through
shit, dropped a shekel
sieg heil
>>695511394
thankyou for stopping the clipdicks at the source.
kep up the good work boys
Töten all ze jews RRRRRRRIGHT NOW!
>>695514466
Not much. Just adding one more to my count.
Sieg Heil!
>>695514755
Soviet scum!
Milhouse is now Hitler
>>695514755
Into the oven you go head first
Here is passport
roll
>>695514755
Filthy communist!
>>695511394
definitely not a jew here.
Evnin gents
Im just an innocent German but ill let you know if i see any Jews
>>695511394
all is fine
>>695514902
oh shit its a communist kick his ass
>>695514901
nyet! i mean, nein!
Heil Hitler, how goes the war?
>>695514900
Oh look, someone dropped 1 Reichsmark into the oven, Ishmail
Heil
>>695513828
Granted. What shall we do with the jude that got 88 earlier?
heil me, bitches
Rolleroni
Guten Abend, meine Herren.
Don't mind me just walking the glorious streets of germany
Coming through
How's the roleplaying going?
Guten tag. Rollin
DEUTSCHLAND, SIEG HEIL!
>>695514222
Very good herr Obersturmführer. The French have shown little resistance against our offensive and we have been able to secure all of their coastlines but we are cautious against a British attempt of a counteroffensive but at this time all is quiet on the western front. Heil Hitler.
who wants cookies?
Heil dem Führer!
Heil Hydra!
Hail Hitler!
No trouble here
Step aside filthy goyim
Hello fellow germs
>>695514188
>>695514461
>>695515086
Zat Vas Me! I am innocent of zhis crime!
Hon hon bagguette
>>695515293
>meanwhile
>>695515086
Detailed backup check to make sure he is actually a filthy jude. There might have been a fehler in the system. If the führer was here we could ask him but i think he is aktuell on the battlefield dual-wielding zweihanders and beheading juden
Good of mornings, german friends. I am your friend who is also of germans. Can I passes through point of borders?
Just passing
>>695511394
Hitler reporting in
>>695511394
Good day.
k
>>695511394
keep up the hard work boys
>>695515420
good impression of a communist, Klaus!
>>695511394
i dont have any shekels occifer
>>695515415
Verstanden.
>>695515358
Are you jewish, kamerad?
Sieg Heil
>>695513875
Hi filthy SJW
How does it feel being guilty for majority of rapes that are commited by negros and mudslimes in US/EU?
HEIL HITLER
Let me through men
Passing through
Not a spy I swear
Heil Hitler
>>695515588
sure, mr. Goybels, you go through to the oven
Heil dich Fuhrer
Roll
Don't hurt me!
>>695515588
A FILTHY COMMUNIST JEW, WHO IS ALSO IMPERSONATING HERR GOEBBELS?!
>>695511394
Salaam alalikum!
http://iliketowastemytime.com/2012/01/11/30-restored-photos-of-nazi-germany-from-life-archives
>>695511394
S-Sieg Heil?
Hi
>>695515588
YOU JEW!!!!
MEN ARREST HIM!!
>>695515588
OY I CAUGHT ONE
>>695515588
Herr Goebbels is not a filthy jude. You are to be lined up agaisnt a wall and shot for such an offense!
>>695511394
Just gassi-err... passing through.
Sieg heil lads
>>695511394
Gutenburg?
>>695514692
*Sowjetischer Spion, schnappt ihn!
DIE JUDEN SIND UNSER UNGLUCK!!!!!!
>>695515757
Gutenburg!
Oy vey! Let me through silly goy
HANS
>>695515722
Thank you, Samuel, you escort him into the shower
>>695515052
underrated
>>695511394
Check em
>>695511394
Fuis Cklam.
Heil
>>695511394
rolling for jew
Oh shi-
>>695515722
Yes men arrest this Jewish soldier!!
Please let me pass, sir!
Who is ready for some gassing?
