ITT: Secrets
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ITT: Secrets
I had sex with my cousin, then swiped her desktop files when she was pissing my cum out of her ass.
Found some nudes she sent other dudes. Gave them to her coworkers. Turns out, shes a bigger slut than i thought.
I just got done fucking my 14yo fuckbuddy
im in love with my mom u.u
>>695505072
Details? Bc? How old are you?
>>695505545
she's my friend's gf's sister, have been fuckbuddies for a couple months. she's on bc so we usually dont use a condom, though i dont always cum in her. im older...
I gave a 15 year old boy half a bottle of whisky to drink, and he said he liked the taste.
I shot 7 big loads of jizz into it before I gave him it.
Then I stole the underwear he wore that night.
>>695504374
>married to a sandnigger
>hate muslims and niggers
>mfw
>>695504374
a few years ago i got my cousin drunk for her first time and had sex with her multiple times that night, she remembers nothing
i would pretend to be female on unescape former shit and help
later i pretended to be female on xbox just for the hell of it. blocked friends when i felt like they were falling for me for fun
>>695506773
runescape for free shit and help*
>>695504374
>>695479844
>not checking to see if there is already a secrets thread
>>695506109
15 years old is old enough.
I'm a clean cut, 6 figures, country cluber and I enjoy dating crazy girls with very dangerous fathers.
Got drunk at a family function and fucked my aunt in the bathroom.
She kept it a secret until recently, I denied it and now whole family thinks she's crazy and won't talk to her.
Feel bad but at the same time I'm not going to admit that to them.
I have herpes and constantly have unprotected sex with women without telling them, even married women. Keep your chick on lockdown, or you'll get the peter pox too.
Let a loli suck my dick.
>>695508065
Did you fucked her or raped her?
Fucked my high school Spanish teacher. Shit was cash. I was 16.
>>695506121
how the fuck do u even end up in this situation? were you high when you married her?
>>695508351
Not rape tho we were both drunk.
She recently joined a church and had to admit her sins or some shit like that. Fortunately my family isn't religious so think she's crazy.
I'm a guy, and was raped by another guy, and I've never told anyone in real life
Fucked my wife's little sister.
I've rapes about 30 women now and gotten like 10 guys falsely arrested.
>>695508065
full story?
>>695509697
I'm going to guess that you are a Negro, what with all the raping and the fact that all you fuckers look alike.
I've heard voices since I was around 16 and I've never told anyone. People know I'm weird, and have called me "a little autistic" in my face. I function pretty well, have a good job and a girlfriend. I'm going to kill myself this year probably I can't take it anymore
>>695510054
Do you think that a nigger is smart enough to get away with it
>>695510250
Just get on meds, sounds like you have a touch of the schizophrenia.
>>695510519
My uncle had schizophrenia and was on meds and he hung himself
>>695504374
I use to have a sexual relationship with my mom because she told me it was normal for mothers to tend to their childs needs, even if it's sex.
>be me
>10 years old
>play truth or dare
>7 year old sister
>10 year old female friend
>8 year old sister of my friend
> dare them to blow me
>still doing that shit today (10 years later)
>>695510791
Well I mean, yeah, it's totally normal to do that. Why would you question it?
>>695510791
story time
>>695510670
That's shitty. The thing is, most normal people have some kind of mental issue, and you should just get meds instead of killing yourself.
Had a huge crash on one of my classmates despite being in a 7-year relationship.
Most of the time, I hate every single one of my friends, family and sometimes my gf.
>>695511095
It'll be fine, I have a lot of money stashed that will go to my girlfriend and mother
>>695511326
Not shit will go to your girlfriend unless it's specified in your will. Just trying to help a /b/ro out in case you really do an hero.
>>695504374
long story but I when I was 13 I threw a watermelon on some kid's head from a roof and almost killed him. Was pretty mad at the time and not thinking clearly.
>>695508231
Kek'd
>>695511511
It's in my will.
I never seed my torrents once I finished downloading
I'm still obessed with a girl I met when I was 10. And since I'm an autistic kid, I imagine stories about us all the time. Now thanks to that, everything I live seems uninteresting.
>>695511326
If thats what you, as a man, think is the best course of action then I wont try to talk you out of it. However, man-to-man, I urge you to reconsider and look at medicine as a means to treat the voices. There's a lot of mentally aggravated people out there who find a brand new life after they get some medication.
What do the voices say?
>>695508231
Herpes is barely anything to be concerned about.
I'm a 24 yr old with no real qualifications or job prospects but I'm extremely wealthy. I live on the other spectrum though, in a low-socio economic area in what could be described as ghetto, I drive a reliable/cost effective car and dress nicely, but nothing that suggests otherwise.
Only my closest friend knows, no-one else, especially not my family. It's hard to explain why I live this double-life, I guess I worry about being perceived differently in my circle of friends, being seen as a free-ride or anything else.
The real confession is, after my parents divorce my mother fell on rough financial times - barely affording to pay her bills or rent. The issue wasn't the money, it's the way she's treated me and my family for so many years. I wonder if she were to have lost the house would I have intervened.a
One day, me and my sister got naked while being in the pool when we where 8 or 9.
>>695504374
People are in prison for some of the shit I did and some confessed to some shit I did to get their sentences reduced. And, no, I won't go into detail. My luck is epic for keeping me alive and out of trouble.
>>695511767
Do you imagine yourself doing things as your current age at least?
I secretly dropped college and I'm planning to be an indie game developer.
>>695511580
I am shitting my pants laughing.
>>695511805
They speak out things that I just felt instead of heard before the voices started. They can be encouraging when I'm trying something with enthusiasm (like gaming) or they can be pushing me to kill myself when I'm lonely or rejected
>>695511828
I agree, but there's such a stigma attached to it. I've only had a couple outbreaks ever. I got it from a legit 9/10 office bitch who probably didn't even know she had it. So I went on a spree of sleeping with like 20 didn't women, most moderately attractive. My thought process was that if I have it, other people will too. I know that's fucked up.
>>695512047
Yes, obviously. Funny thing is that I don't remember what happened when I was with her. I just want to know why I became so obsessed with her, and if she was worth all this mess.
>>695504839
Still have those nudes?
>>695511968
This is just sibling bonding nothing to be ashamed about.
I'm fucking a 16 asain girl and I've only known her for 2 weeks... and I've met her parents.
>>695510890
When you're a little kid you don't really question things a lot. I always trusted her so I didn't see a need to question what she was doing.
>>695510976
When I was around 12 or 13 years old, I started entering puberty and was frequently getting erections. Honestly, at that stage in my life I couldn’t really help myself and everything gave me boners. It was also at this point in time that me and mom started to have a sexual relationship together. I remember my friend was sending me some pictures of cute girls in lingerer and I was building a massive erection looking through the photos. While I was looking through the pictures, my mom called me down for dinner. Not even thinking about my bulging hard on, I went downstairs with a full erection poking through my pants. My mom saw it and give me this puzzled looked at first. I didn’t know what she was thinking so I just sat down at the table normally. It was just me and my mom that night since my dad was working late. As my mom came to place the food on the table she got closer to me, standing right next to me while looking down between my legs. It was obvious she was staring at my boner. I recalled her asking me what that was between my legs. Not knowing how to reply to that, I just said I didn’t know. Things got serious after this. Before we even ate our dinner, she told me to pull down my pants so she can see it. I was pretty oblivious to what was going on but I always knew that I was supposed to listen to my mom. I pulled my pants down to my ankles leaving my bare erection for her to see. “Why is it swelled up like that?” she asked me. Once again I just shrugged. I don’t know whether it was because she cared about me or that she was just using me but the next thing she did changed my life forever. She got down on her knees and without even asking touched my erection. She kept asking me if it hurt as she flicked it and pulled on it.
I regularly walk a blind man to his bus stop. I've never told anyone because I think it would make me seem like someone who only does that sort of thing for attention.
Sometimes I like to make fake kik accounts and send dick pics to friends and famiky and try to get nudes.
>>695509404
Story how it happen ages?
>>695512155
I'm really sorry for you if you're in the same situation as me. I have a gf, some friends, money, etc. But I just can stop thinking about that blonde chick I met when I was a kid. I don't remember anything, so to fill the void, I just created the perfect girl for me. Nowadays, nobody can meet my expectations.
>>695512188
I dont have genital herpes, but oral herpes. Never had an outbreak, but tested positive for it. Never tell anyone.
I just started talking to a girl I had a crush on in high school. She's sent me a few nudes and I plan on meeting up with her and fucking her brains out. I live with my fiancé who I've been with for 3 1/2 years now. She would never do something like this to me. Feel kinda bad but this girl is a smoke show and a freak, and the type to keep it on the low and not blow me up. She's also in a relationship.
>>695504374
Ive got four different girls who want to fuck me, one is outta state and coming back just to fuck me
and i have a girlfriend of two years who im about to cut off.
She thinks i dont really care anymore and i dont im already moving on
>>695512460
Most people have kik? I don't think that would work here because I don't know ayone who uses it
caek caek caek caek caek caek caek caek caek
top kek
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Sp-OyFuCsIZdJ0VGaKZpXFLUcmPp6rTIp-LIe5rh52E/edit?pref=2&pli=1#
>>695512308
Thank you, anon. Yes, I don't think it was really bad. What's more, I'm just a year older, so it wasn't like I was molesting her or anything.
I hate pokemon and star wars
>>695512112
Yeah, that sounds pretty autistic
>>695505545
FBI pls
>>695512112
Sounds like your voices are a part of your emotional mainframe and amolify those emotions. Remember that your voices come from your own mind and that its okay to disagree with them, like you would disagree with a good friend. You are in ultimate control of the vehicle, the voices are simply passangers.
>>695504374
A friend of mine couldn't get pregnant from her "low sperm/ weak swimmer sperm" man. After 3 years of frustration, she asked me for help. Her and her husband now have "3 miracle babies" and I have some lovely memories of my friend.
>>695512437
Thinking back, it was almost like she was teasing me. It didn’t hurt so she continued ‘examining ‘ it. It was probably a good five minutes of playfully examining it before she got really serious. She explained to me that as my mother, she had a responsibility to take care of her son. That I understood. The next thing she told me was that it included everything else such as dealing with a ‘hard pee pee’. I nodded confused but I trusted her of course. Apparently, it was tradition for most Chinese mother to take care of their sons sexual needs so that they may focus on more productive things. If there was anything the son needed that the mother could provide then it was her obligation to do so as well. I nodded along without asking questions. When she finished her little spiel, she took a firm grip on my cock with one of her hand. She kept a tight hold on it and slowly stroked my shaft. I remember her rubbing my back soothingly while her hand rhythmically jerked me off. It was at that moment that I truly realized what an erection was for. She was going at a pretty decent speed with her fingers twirled around my cock. I remember feeling my heart beating faster and my erection tensing even more; as I thought something was wrong. She saw the anxious look on my face and asked me if I was okay. I shook my head because I thought I was about to piss myself. Despite telling her to stop, she continued on even faster. Obviously I didn’t know what was going on but within seconds I was spewing my load all over my mom’s hand and onto the floor.
>>695510252
Good point
>>695512868
That was when I realized that I just had my first sexual experience with my mom. There was a smile on her face as she cleaned up her hand and the floor. I sat there for a bit just trying to catch my breath and thinking about what just happened. When she finished cleaning up, we ate dinner normally together and she told me that whenever I needed help she would be there. After that day I’ve basically been using my mom for my own sexual needs.
>>695512443
Stay cool, dude. I mean it. That is legitimately uplifting as fuck.
>>695512690
thank god finally someone
Had gay sex with same aged male cousin starting at 12 and ending at around 16. Got caught by my sister about a year after we started. She blackmailed me for 2 years before she was old enough to realize what a shit she was being and how fucked we would be if it ever got out.
>>695504374
I fantasize about my husband's friends
>>695512472
Are you saying you don't even keep in contact with her or know what she currently looks like? Dude she could be uglier than your actualy gf now
>>695513286
>
blackmailed you to do what
I find every people I meet the most boring and uninteresting person in the world. I hate listening to others, and doing things with them.
I'm aware of the fact that I'm not a big deal, though
I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
When i was a kid, i watched my family dog have a seizure and die. I never felt sad or anything, later on i felt the same way about people at funerals and stuff. I dont have a normal sense of sympathy or empathy, but am very good at maneuvering social sitiations. I might be a sociopath, but idk. If i am, then I'm not a very dangerous one, because i care about myself and breaking the law gets you into trouble. But for example if thought i could get away with murder and calculated the risk that it would benefit me, i would do it. Anyways. I just want to know am i normal or fucked?
>found out friend was extended breastfed through pure accident when I walked in on his Mom breastfeeding him at the age of eight or so.
>she breastfed me until I was 12. Friend stopped several months earlier.
>friend abruptly vanished into something called a Christian Placement School (?)
>she taught me to suck tits very well and I would visit her weekly
>we didn't have sex, ever, until a few days after I graduated back in '05
>she didn't want "those sluts giving me a bad first time experience"
>fucked like rabbits from May until August of that same year
>she taught me a lot about sex and I always came inside her because she wanted it
>found out she was moving to help best friend go through college and get his Doctorate
>we fucked one last time a few hours before the movers came
>we hugged one last time and I said I would miss her
>she said while taking my hand and putting it on her stomach, "I'll always have something to remember you by."
>turns out she got off the pill and wanted another child
>she gave me a kiss on the cheek, got in her car, and drove off with the movers following behind
>had knots in my stomach for several hours while I sat on the porch swing
>zero contact with her, or best friend for a few years until he began posting pictures of the baby, a son, on Facebook.
>finally get in contact with best friends Mom
>gives me the cold shoulder essentially and says to never contact her again unless an STD is involved
>completely shocked by these events because she was such a sweet woman growing up.
>talk to best friend casually over the years and find out he got his doctorate for Medical Science
>best friend never found out about any of these events, and doesn't know his little brother is my son
>feel like complete shit knowing all this
>don't feel half as bad because I still jerk off to be nursing her tits or plowing her
>what she did to me over the years has fucked me over and I cannot see myself in a relationship with a woman at all.
>>695512075
So you're basically just retarded?
>>695512349
>i forgot to attach a picture of her
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Sp-OyFuCsIZdJ0VGaKZpXFLUcmPp6rTIp-LIe5rh52E/edit?pref=2&pli=1#
post secrets
>>695512838
So you have 3 children that will never know you're their father?
Top kek
>>695513483
I was killed in the Whitechapel murders back in '88. Joke's on you, being a ghost is fun as hell.
>>695513396
No, I don't know anything about her now. Sometimes I even think that she never existed in the first place. It wouldn't be a surprise, considering how autistic I am. Nowadays, thinking about her helps me to get through bad times.
>>695512308
I kek'd
>>695513058
Are you guys still having sex together?
>>695513624
Yes. No doubt. I choose the wrong carreer, and when I found out I didn't like it, it was too late. Now, the plan is telling my family/gf when I got money from my vidya.
Yes, I'm an idiot
>>695512443
dude, that's fucking awesome. there should be more people like you, man.
>>695513288
Honestly this is relatively normal
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Sp-OyFuCsIZdJ0VGaKZpXFLUcmPp6rTIp-LIe5rh52E/edit?pref=2&pli=1#
secret dump!
>>695512690
Finally someone who says it...
>>695513483
Jack the Ripper would definitely use /b/
>>695513595
>>what she did to me over the years has fucked me over and I cannot see myself in a relationship with a woman at all.
You have made much progress since our last discussion.
>>gives me the cold shoulder essentially and says to never contact her again unless an STD is involved
You need evidence of this. Remember how I told you that shes a monster using people for her own needs, how did interacting with that monster make you feel?
i've never wanted to work in the entertainment industry :<
>>695513670
I have no interest in being a father. My friend and her man love having the kids. Win-win-win. By some "coincidence", my blood type is perfect for them should disaster happen.
>>695513483
Proof?
My goal is to gather nudes of my friend's gfs
I got nudes from one I found on the internet and want to invite my friends to stay some days with their gfs and place spycams in the shower, my friend's gfs nudes turn me on a lot
>>695513549
You'll grow out of this phase when you leave middle school, kid.
I have a hard time trying to get a boner before having sex. My penis end up just being semi-hard.
>>695513937
No, we stopped after I had to move out to university.
I fucked a guy for a fridge for my new apartment
>>695512112
Yeah, that sounds like schizophrenia. Before you do anything rash please listen to these tips.
1.Get medication for schizophrenia, and possibly depression. it might help a lot in the end
2. Dont tell ANYONE about your schizophrenia, peoples views of you might change when thy learn you have it and it might get you put off your job.
3. If you must tell anyone, tell a therapist/psychiatrist. Their whole jobs are about helping people with mental issues, they know how to help
>>695513549
It's just your emo years. Don't worry about it.
>>695513549
Did you eat the dog after it died Hannibal Lecter?
>>695514550
Mid 20's
>>695512690
Why the fuck would you be keeping that a secret? That's pathetic
>>695513135
>>695514107
Lots of people don't like Pokemon and Star Wars so....
>>695513549
"Look at me! I'm a sociopath! My role models are Ted Bundy, Uncle Sam and Michael Jackson. Hahahaha! Prepare your anuses!"
>>695513549
How many ants did you murder today?
>>695514358
Those murders happened over 120 years ago. Hes trolling
>>695512443
why cant the blind man walk to his own bus stop? being blind doesn't mean he doesn't have spatial memory
>>695514154
You doin alright?
>>695513549
"Look at me! I'm so edgy! Also Michael Jackson touched my pee pee!"
>>695504374
I jack off into condoms
>>695504374
I have a deep fear of the future, I sleep with a gun out of fear that one day I'll wake up and the race war will have started. My wife thinks I'm a bit crazy but she understands my fears. I'm mostly afraid for her sake though, tbh I just really kinda wanna kill some degenerates but I'd never go out of my way to do it. Kinda also think about shooting myself sometimes but my wife and vidya keep me around. I cherish her deeply for she keeps me sane.
>>695515044
Lmao. I really dont think so. I dont want to hurt other people.. I just dont know if other people feel this way. If they dont care if thier roommate got hit by a bus in front of them or something like that. Like really deep apathy for other people.
>>695513549
Everyone look out! It's the next Elliot Rodgers! Oh wait nevermind! It's just a edgy kid!
>>695515340
What vidya do you olay to keep sane?
>>695514154
Who are you?
>>695504374
When I moved to a new town, my aunt hooked us up with an address of an available house. She was living there. I saw a pic of her daughter, hot as hell. Long story short, made her my GF before she knew I was her cousin. Banged her 3 times before "we" discovered we were cousins on family introductions. To this day, she has no idea the incest was intentional.
>>695513549
"Hehehehe! It's a me! Michael Jackson! Hide your penis or I'm going to touch it!"
>>695514694
fridges are expensive anon, that was a great choice. If I got a microwave every time I fucked I'd be a rich man.
>>695515437
Factorio, KSP, anything that makes you learn game mechanics is good for taking your mind of things. Minecraft is probably popular (short term, or with mods) for just that reason. There's a lot of little things to learn.
>>695510252
>get away with it
Like the court wouldn't be just as happy putting a random nig in jail regardless lol. That's rich.
My gf's vagina is really smelly sometimes, but I never told her. I just hope she doesn't wonder why I don't eat her anymore.
>>695514514
Based as fuck
>>695515184
Lol, actually one. It was getting close to where i was sitting...
>>695508275
Details
>>695513549
"Pew pew! I'm a sociopath! My serial killer name is Michaeljacksonlovesjarjarbinksandlittlekids! Fear me!"
>>695515621
vaginas just smell dude.
if you cant get over it you aren't a real man
Some dumb ugly gook is getting treated like shit on non stop by its husband, everybody thats not a retard knows and they all laugh in her hideous face
>>695515621
My wife's breath used to stink. Eventually told her and she did something about it.
I've been with my gf for 5 years and I sometimes fantasize about fucking her older sister. She has herpes, is mentally and emotionally my complete opposite, slightly unstable but kind of a slut. I jack nudes off her phone or fb message any chance I get (I always find something)
I genuinely love my gf but the thought of plowing her dumbass sister makes me cum buckets
>>695515621
Same here anon. I tell my girlfriend to take a shower before we shower and it still smells. To this day I keep a box of altoids by my bed whenever I go down on her.
>>695515445
>being this new
>>695515826
Good for you anon. And now that I think about it, her breath isn't very good either
>>695512254
anon is alone
to his crush he's not known
he will always be in the friend zone
thought about her
were all they ever were
now true life seems like a blur
>>695515875
*shower before we have sex kek
>>695515044
>>695515270
>>695515412
>>695515531
You guys are either really original or you're all a samefag
>>695514874
That's just pathetic. Even if you were really a sociopath, posting this emo shit on the Internet is just sad
Been with my girlfriend for two years but I regularly masturbate to bikini pictures and other assorted shit from her friends and from my exes.
Wouldn't dream of ever doing anything with them but there's just something about them that really fucking gets me off.
>>695514894
You almost hear nobody saying they hate those 2 things...
>>695513091
>>695514020
thanks guys
>>695515230
It started when there was a construction site close to his house that blocked his normal route to the bus stop. I helped him get around it because he was just standing there, confused. It became a regular thing, where we walk and chat, and we kept it up even after the construction was done and the street was back to normal.
>>695515801
I'm definitely not the serial killer type. Also, do you think Michael Jackson was? Definitely not into kids either...
>>695515813
I'm aware of how a vag smells, and I like it. But sometimes, my gf's smells really bad. It must be because we have walk, have dinner, etc. and then we have sex.
>>695515875
Unfortunately, I cannot ask her the same because we go out before having sex
Every time i have sex with a new girl and put on a rubber, I pull it off when shes not thinking well and cum in side her with out knowing and when it drips out I tell her "thats all you girl I got my rubber on" heheheh who knows how many kids i mite have :p
>>695516044
Yes I am samefagging
>>695515292
That's not weird
>>695514712
>>695512112
this, but I'll change the order:
go to a psych first. Schizophrenia doesn't just get you institutionalised so they'll try to treat you. a good one wont just prescribe drugs but will go through coping mechanisms and ways to help prevent it happening in the first place.
>>695515412
>implying that Elliot Rodgers wasn't just an edgy kid
>>695516015
Wow, impressive. I actually like it. Also, I wish I was in the friend zone. That would mean that I'm actually with her.
>>695516197
Start sex with a shower. I do this with people all the time... Plus this way you can avoid the "your vag stinks" convo, just pretend getting steamed up in the shower turns you on before taking things to the bed.
>>695516127
I think that's normal. If I didn't do that kind of thing, I would get bored of my gf really quick. Keep it healthy and you won't have any kind of problem
>>695516146
you are a good man anon, thats a nice story.
>>695504374
My neighbor loves to bang white girls. His wife hates it. They are both black. I'm her secret revenge. I'm white. Every night he "goes out with the guys", I'm over his house banging his wife. She is hot and a great lay... I have no idea why he would want to cheat on her.
I love it when people sexually degrade my mom
>>695515835
Do it faggot
>>695515551
I just got factorio 2 days ago and im obsessed. Good shit
>>695516422
Thanks, but it's not that easy. We usually have sex in her workplace, where there are not showers. And we usually have sex around 3 am, after going out for a walk, having dinner, etc.
>>695516520
I do. Sometimes the anxiety of getting caught drives me up the wall. I started keeping all of my porn and shit on dropbox accounts with throwaway emails because every time she grabbed my phone I'd have anxiety attacks if I forgot to delete shit out of picture gallery, downloads, etc.
>>695516239
It would be even better if you had an STD
>>695516724
Do you actually keep the images you fap to in your phone? Don't do that man, it's not worthy. Just use your imagination.
>>695516810
God steathing porn gets me so fucking hot
I think I married the wrong women. I should have manned up when I was single and asked out this girl I've had a crush on for years. Instead I went back to my ex gf, got married and work as much as possible to spend as little time at home. that's my secret
>>695516965
Imagination isn't enough for me. I have to be physically looking at them (or a picture at least). It's not as bad anymore because I move everything to a cloud account and make sure nothing is actually on my device other than the pics she sends me (which were great, but I get bored of the same ones over and over and she hasn't sent any more).
>>695516724
exact same situation here anon.
got a combination of shit on a google drive I only access in incognito mode, and shit on a truecrypt volume on my computer. secure, able to fap to the full collection if I'm home alone or a smaller set if I'm somewhere on my phone.
still worry about being caught, but a lot less.
was at a party with this really wasted chick. She was in a fight with her boyfriend and there with a friend from highschool. He waited til he thought everyone was asleep and started fucking her. She didn't resist but I think she hardly knew what was going on. I was not asleep and was laying on a couch right next to their spot on the floor, so I reach over pretending to be asleep and started grabbing her tits. He stopped for a moment but realized what I was doing and just kept pounding. After I squeezed her tits I got up and walked across the room so I could get a better view of her pussy and he just lifted the blanket up so I could see him fuck her. I jacked it for a while, but when the host woke up and was about to walk in I intercepted him and kept dude from being caught. When the chick woke up she just silently zipped the back of her dress up, realizing her tits were out. That guy and I have never spoken again and she has never mentioned anything about it to me.
>>695513286
>she realised what she was doing was messed up
- 12 year old who had gay sex with his cousin
>>695516134
Yes, because they're unpopular opinions. That doesn't mean that certain people don't express them
>>695517951
>and he just lifted the blanket up so I could see him fuck her
I kek'd hard
>>695504374
When I was 12, my dad was kicked out because Mom found out he regularly fucked my sister. She was 13. Sister still had urges and easily convinced me to replace our dad. She is married now and I still bang her from time to time in secret.
>>695504374
I've jerked off over my cousin's and aunt's shoes and feet. Multiple times.
I shoved a counter down the backside of this girls pants when I was 11 or so. She thought she shit herself and went to go to the teacher to tell her.
>>695511767
Something similar to this. I've built my own mental fantasy about me and this girl who I only knew for about 3 or so weeks. I feel like I've already lived a whole life with her in my head, even though I'm actually beginning to forget what she was like. It's almost been a year since I last saw her.
Nothing special but these are things I've never told anyone. There are probably others, but these ones come to mind
I ruined a marriage between two highschool sweethearts who were in their 30s by fucking the wife while her firefighter husband was off fighting a forest fire, he found her texts, the got divorced, I never spoke to her again.
>>695515261
yeah bout to start doing things and getting even. the skills are there. gonna be public and messy and probably ruin a few careers.
>>695511762
you bastard
>>695518486
Don't do that. How do you know I don't like your work?
>>695518590
Anon didn't say they killed Kenny.
>>695516279
Its not?
I posted this in the other thread and got some advice. I want to experience being a patient in a mental hospital. I also want to experience jail but there is no realistic way where I don't ruin my life.
>>695515815
ouch it's like 'no lime for tove'
Is the anon who was posting pics in the other thread here?
>>695504374
I've fapped to my sisters and female cousins nude photos before.
>>695519166
how did you get them?
Also post'em
when i was 18 i fingerd a 12 year old in front of her friends with out them knowing. now you know.
>>695518957
Ever seen the show 60 Days In?
>>695518665
i haven't worked in years so there's no way you could. it's already started in germany and will only snowball from there.
>>695519094
If you see this, femanon, go here >>695519075
>>695509283
I'm sorry Anon. This is a terrible secret to have to keep.
>>695519228
How did you manage that? 12yo liked it? Finger inside her?
When I was 12 me and some buddies from school went out one night and we found this little 8 year old girl alone in the street, she told us to look for her parents, so as good boys we helped
To cut the story short, without much info, we ended up taking her behind some bushes at s park and took turns "tickling" her
"Tickling" was, well, actually tickling but mostly fingering her tiny tight pussy, liking it jerking off on top of her and in her
The little runt actually liked it, was really into it, the only thing she couldn't take was fucking her in the pussy
>>695519229
I haven't, what is it about?
>>695516684
Fucking man up, tell her she pussy stank nigga.
This is the girl from the last thread that 404'd. I ended making an email instead of a kik.
it's [email protected]
>>695519214
From her computer when trying to fix it. Don't have my cousins, sort of shortened my post and messed it up. Still fap to her pics, though. Also, her nudes are on my old corrupted harddrive.
>>695519232
Hoff pls. Your work was formative to my childhood.
>>695506109
Man fuck you homopedo
>>695519598
email'd
>>695519598
snapchat? I really don't like using email. Also, welcome back.
>>695519598
Incoming fucking parade of emails.
>>695519598
what's your aim here? you want to cam or roleplay or talk fantasies or what?
I'm into abusing and humiliating a girl as much as the next man but it'd be good to know ahead of time
>>695519598
>no face
oh well. still fucking hot. thank you for delivering
>>695505072
Too old
>>695518449
Can you tell me how are you getting over those fantasies?
>>695519643
don't be stupid. this is already happening and no one can stop it now.
>>695520010
Make it glorious then. We'll always love you.
>>695518957
what's the appeal you find in this?
Had drug induced psychosis for a few months and was convinced people were trying to get me into a ward. Was the most terrifying time of my life so far.
>>695518447
Boner/10
>>695519474
lol its a weird story.
>out longboarding and chilling in the ditch for shade
>kids walking home from school find me smoking a bowl
>want some but i just finished it.
>the tunnel i was in is where they hang after school
>the gil i had my eye on is giving me glances and she suggests truth or dare
>long story short i make put with her and another kinda chubby girl who turned out to be the sister of a girl i dated
>but the skinny girl was really interested in me and it leads to us groping
>another fat ugly girl was mad she wasent getting any so we stop and the qt wanted to cuddle so i took the opportunity to slip my hand in
>she was wet already but started to really soak her pants and my hand
>>695520398
I'm not sure. but I reaIIy want to experience it. Being with the deranged, feeling out of control, the idea of restraints, loads of things about it. I've aIways been interested in mental hospitals / jails but never dumb enough or crazy enough to do it.
I'm young and dumb so
>>695520327
it's gonna be what it is.
>>695520594
im stoned as fuck and leaving a lot out but what im trying to say is that shit was so cash. i could feel her baby hair and shit.
>>695520632
you look like a mongaloid, no thanks.
>>695520632
I've seen the pic, you faggot
I slept with my sisters best friend in her bed, and came on the sheets.
I lived in a drainpipe/sewer for three days as a dare at uni.
>>695520937
how old was everyone?
>>695519797
I don"t have a smartphone unfortunately. I fell asleep in the grass at a concert a few months ago and left it there. I'm missing out on pokemon go :(
>>695519862
I'm not really sure what I want to do with it yet, but people have been asking for my kik/email/snapchat/anything since I started posting nudes to 4chan a few months ago. I thought It was about time I made something for people to contact me with.
Maybe I'll do nude requests or get up the balls to meet up with someone
I maintain a steady sexual relationship with my mom.
>>695521077
fair enough. too far away to meet here but I'd happily degrade you from afar, I'll message later.
>>695521077
Use bluestacks to emulate android and run kik through it, that's what I do, I don't have a smartphone either.
As Oregon anon, I'm down to email just chat when you're not horny then degrade you when you are, also down for discussing meting up at some point.
I tried my own cum for the first time today
>>695521077
Please fuck off you're ugly and annoying.
>>695521049
I was 16, sister was 14, best friend was 16.
>>695520006
I'm not. They make me sad, but happy for the time being.
I think i need to get out more tbh. That would definitely help.
>>695521077
> I'm missing out on pokemon go :(
No, no you're not.
>>695521222
> Two years on /b/
> My first trips ever
>>695521135
care to elaborate?
>>695513549
Nah you're just emotionally inept. I am too. So are lots of people, each to varying degrees (until you cross into the realm of autism/aspergers). All boils down to your neurological hardwiring. If you were a psychopath, you'd actually act somewhat like a psychopath, or at the very least think like one (consistent thoughts of harming others blah blah blah). You're only getting the feedback you're receiving because of how you worded that (sounds as if an angsty tween wrote it).
>>695521077
Someone's trying to one up you in >>695519075 kek
>>695520599
>>695520599
checked.
Fair enough..
I'm not sure if it'd be the best thing, but follow your heart I guess.
I kinda feel like being in that situation could unearth some issues you didn't have before.
If you're around the crazy long enough and are treated crazy you might start to doubt your sanity.
I don't think it'll be as simple as a short vacation to crazy town.
>>695521380
> Mom is waitress
> Mom hates dad
> Mom hates life
> Mom gets drunk
> First time she was almost asleep, but she could have stopped me.
> Mom gets drunk regularly, we fuck.
> Dads been gone since about a week after the first time.
>>695521486
the more the merrier, yeah?
Im not gay, but 600$ is 600$, and I was broke as fuck.
>>695521769
I mean I'm a little depressed but I'm comfortable in my sanity I believe I can do it and not come out messed up, and honestIy we've only got so much time here so I'd like to experience it. I do appreciate the concern though - maybe it won't pan out
>>695513730
>Sometimes I even think that she never existed in the first place
Same shit here anon. Went to summercamp with a girl and we were friends, but when I talked to my mom about making plans with her (and I swear they met each other) she had no idea who I was talking about at all.
>>695516127
Ayyyyyy haha bro I been with my gf 4 years now and I have a 20gb usb stick with hundreds of assorted pics like that. Never thought it was all that weird. Knew I couldn't be the only one, happy to meet another
>>695510825
Lovely
>>695521930
I'd love to degrade you spidey, that red collar is diamonds.
...but I'm all the way over in Scotland.
>>695521972
Its okay anon,your secrets safe with us....
Every time I have a conversation with someone, I always think how I could fuck up everything right then and there. It started when I was younger.
>Be me, 15
>Walking through the park listening to music.
>Sees that someone dropped their wallet on the ground.
>Didn't want to steal it, wanted to be nice for once.
>See old lady walking her dog
>Go up to her and ask if it's her wallet.
>She started talking
>I blanked out. Couldn't hear what she was saying, just stood there like an idiot.
>All I was thinking about was what if I kicked the living shit out of her dog?
>Came back to reality when I heard her say that I could take it if no one came back for it.
How do I make it stop, /b/?
I slept with my high school girlfriend's little sister.
>>695522600
Haven't we all?
Last year I met a girl who was amazing and really into me... We totally fell in love and started fucking. But we had to break it off - since I'm married.
We completely avoided each other for seven months, but tonight we met up and fucked again.
>>695522643
Maybe not _all_ of us :)
Shit was pretty cash. They basically looked the same and there was all kinds of tension between me and the sister for like a year until we finally did it.
I browse /b/ not because of the cats and habbo raids but because the idea of having almost free speech and 40000 minds put together i feel like i have learned tons of things from here but i cannot tell my friends and family where this knowledge comes from they would shit their pants and be scared to the very bone
I'm a heavy drug addict, have been for 3 years, and not a single person knows (friends/gf of 4 years think I dabble from time to time at a party or whatever).
I'm talking full blown, every day, all sorts of drugs whenever I want (but mostly stimulants; any stimulant I can get my hand on).
I think a big part of why I manage to keep it so well concealed is solely because "I'm smart," (neuroscience major in Canada's top university) and I'm in shape.
There's something about living a secret part of my life parallel to the life my friends and family know of that gives me a rush.
Posting mostly to see if by chance anyone can relate.
>>695522781
>implying
Just because I'm a fat, basement swelling ogre, doesn't mean I don't have a gf with a qt younger sis. bastardo
>>695522381
You just helped me. I have had the same feeling for years now. Idk if its fight club that i havr in my backhead
>>695522381
I have the same problen
Except i don't feel tge need to kick a dog.
It's always when there is a woman and i glance at her tits. I just loose all my attention and think nothing but tits. In fact this happened just as i was writing this. A coworker came into my office to hand me some papers and i just got lost in her tits.
>>695523090
Well, I don't have that any more. It was a while back. And the gf I have now, while qt, hates my fucking guts. So... Don't worry too much about neckbearding. You'll get yours.
>>695509697
Fuck
>>695504374
I'm extremely infertile due to exposure to excessive heat from a welder and exposure to galvanized steel for over 3 years. I think its effected my sex drive because I have zero desire for sex anymore.
>>695504374
Found out that one of my friends has been in the Middle East fighting on the side of Isis. He has a lot of connections there apparently and he has been visited by a couple of weird looking bearded guys once when I was invited to his home and they all spoke Arabic, looked at me with disapproval and confusion but they didn't say a word to me directly, but my friend told them all he knows about me I believe. I mean the way they looks at me and spoke it was obvious they spoke of me an my presence in the room. He also switches phone nr daily and doesn't have any sort of social media.
He told me in confidence yesterday and I've been awake all night not knowing what to do with this information. He says that he believes I'm a good person for a non-believer and that he wish for my survival if anything happened, but for secrecy he would never be able to warn me.
I let a crack head chick suck me dry for ten dollars so she could buy more crack.
>>695523317
Murder your friend for the grace and glory of God.
>>695523269
You're free, my child.
Go in peace.
>>695523317
Fake/10
If true, report him to the authorities, you mong
I have bumps all over my testicles, and have no idea what they are.
>>695522266
>>695521307
Yeah, same here. I wish you luck anon.
>>695523644
Keemstars... I mean cancer
Go to the doctor
My little sis is sleeping next to me
I've already fingered her, sucked in her tits and put my dick in her mouth
Any other ideas?
Her in pic, before sleeping
>>695523909
take pictures of her naked
>>695513455
This sounds like narcissism tbh
Did a line of coke off of my state record high jumper of a cousin's ass right before Thanksgiving dinner, then proceeded to eat an entire bowl of mashed potatoes, then did more drugs and fucked her afterwards. Good night, don't regret it. I was 16 at the time, she was like 22 I think.
>>695524112
Holy fuck, that's a solid thanksgiving right there. What I find even more impressive is that you managed to eat "an entire bowl of mashed potatoes" after railing a line.
I let a man fuck me, and I have regretted it ever since.
>>695524073
Yeah, maybe. But keep in mind that I don't consider myself to be a big deal. It's just that everything seem so boring and monotonous. I don't mind listening to other people, as long as they have something interesting to say. Maybe I should stop going out with spergs that doesn't know how to have a decent conversation.
>>695515621
Wait til you learn to eat ass
>>695523909
Dick on lips.
> Not illegal
> Get caught, no one goes to jail
17/No car qq
>>695524316
Why do you regret? Why did you do it?
>>695523909
Cum in her mouth.
>>695523428
>>695523640
It's not that easy.
I've known him since we were children and he was my only friend, and I his.
He disappeared a few years ago and when he was back he came to my house. I had asked him where he had been and all he said was that he had been traveling the world. I realize now that he had been somewhere in the Middle East. He told me he had been in Egypt a while, and he had met some very convincing people who apparently got him to join them. He isn't completely sold on Islam but he does it all for show but he does really believe the that the west is a problem that should be dealt with before the world plunges into another world war, which he believes would be the last, a Great War to end not only our civilization, but all of them.
I'm worried guys.
>>695524365
Yeah sounds like it's a mix of both you and your friends being shitty as company lol. No one wants to hang out with someone who has your kind of attitude. Similarly, no one wants to hang out with a bunch of socially inept dudes.
>>695524434
He was a fucking chad, and I was you g and hormonal and edgy and I thought it would be like, cool.
Nope.
Brought a lot of shit down on me from fam, cause apparently he was a talker.
>>695524371
I ate her ass. I liked it, and it wasn't smelly.
>>695524506
Nah I'm just fugging with u guis, would be cool tho
>>695523762
17/nocar qq
hope i dont have gnome syndrome fml
>>695524273
I mean it was Thanksgiving, and I really like potatoes. Irish bloodline.
Did the line in the basement beforehand though.
>>695512112
>tfw you're the real life version of TwitchPlaysPokémon
>>695524578
Yeah, maybe. But I'm usually really patient with others. Which is bad, because this way people keep talking to me.
I just want to befriend someone funny and interesting that could teach me proper social skills.
IM VOTING FOR TRUMP
TO STOP HILLARY
>>695525238
Good
Sometimes I want to break up with my gf because she can't play video games.
I constantly think about hooking up with my very unstable friend who's been in love with me for about a year, even though he would probably kill himself if it was a one off thing
>>695525159
Well hey honestly, I'd say that judging by that reply alone you don't actually mean to be a dick or anything.
Only tip I can offer is to go out and do shit you enjoy doing, and hope you meet someone like-minded in doing so. Like-minded people tend to gravitate towards each other, but you kinda have to take the initiative in making it happen.
I'll leave it at that as to keep you from becoming too bored and uninterested lol. Best of luck /b/rotha
>>695525441
/thread
>>695525572
Haha. Thanks, anon. I'll try it. Good luck to u too
I act weird and do crazy shit so people wont grasp how fucking normal I really am
>>695525600
I'm serious, though
>>695525911
Autism at its finest
>>695508065
Story anon.
And pic of aunt.
>>695509404
>Fucked my high school Spanish teacher. Shit was cash. I was 16.
Story faggot.
>>695512254
The funny thing is the post was a poem.
>>695525896
This is terrible advice but, drugs would help lol. I say this because, no matter how fun or damaging or manic or chaotic the life of a drug user is, it's never boring. It's always interesting. Do with that as you will.
>>695525918
Equally as hilarious as it is sad. Nonetheless, thanks for the laugh haha
My mother in law is a narcissistic, dish it out but can't take it control freak - brother in law is an autistic, two-faced, shit talking, do-no-wrong, potato with mommy still wiping his ass in his 20's. Top that off with my sister in law who is a cold, opinionated, patronizing bitch.
Thank god my wife stopped talking to them. I've never met a bigger group of self-absorbed 'royal blood' assholes in my entire life.
