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FUCKING RUNNNN!!!
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lemme nnn
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NONONONO OPEN THE DOOR
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>>695503944
You fucking cuck!
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>>695503944
mother fucker
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>>695503693
*spit* *spit* OPEN SESAME
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Fucking cunt fence open the door.
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Open pls
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>>695503693
Allahu Akbar niggers
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Open up, this is the police
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nut
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>>695506336
damn, that usually works
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let me in now!
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>>695503693
OPEN SESAME!
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What does this button do?
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I SAID, OPEN FUCKING SESAME!
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Lets open that door
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>>695503693

OBEN DA DOOR FUGG!!!!
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open the door or i bomb everyone
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YOU BETTER OPEN THESE FUCKING DOORS OR I WILL BLOW UP
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>>695503693
Allahu Ackbar
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what do
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>>695503693
OPEN THE FUCK SESAME
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please.
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>>695506555
DOOR OPENED! CHECK EM
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>>695506555
THANKS COP
IM IN
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>>695506555
Praise Allah! He is with us!!
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Well, I'm fucked.
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I'M IN YAS
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>>695506542
I TOLD YOU TO OPEN THE DOORS ALAHAUAH SLACKABNAR
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now close it before Islam comes
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>>695503693
I'm 72 and angry because it's difficult to get my dick hard and those damn kids don't know how to use a cross walk and I'm wasting away because my kids are going outside with their kids who are staying inside to watch pewtie pie
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>>695506729
Aw fuck they added a number to my bomb
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>>695506555
thank u mohammed, u obened da dooor fugg
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Allahu sp00kbar
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time to close door hehe xd
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>>695506972
YOU KILLED US ALL! BOOM!

TRY AGAIN SOON
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>>695506972
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>695506972
Oh shit lmao
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>>695506972
we dead niqqa
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>>695506845
Do not thank me, my friend. Thank Allah and Muhammad, peace be upon him.
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I like corn
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>>695506972
FUCK
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>>695506972
rip everyone fuck you
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>>695506972
WELL FUCK THIS
>>695507079
POST THEN. FILTHY INFIDEL FUCKED THINGS UP.
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BOOM
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I'll blow up all you faggots again watch thIs
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Good enough for me
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lemme in
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Rip
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I open for you
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Game Start!
>let's do this, fags
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>>695507880
Boom
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>>695507880
Jackpot
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>>695507880
I sexually identify as a tsundere. Ever since I was a young imouto I dreamed of denying my true love for bland, average black-haired males. People say to me that a person being a tsundere is impossible, and I’m fucking retarded but i-it's not like I care or anything. I’m having a plastic surgeon shorten me, and a hair stylist give me twin tails. From now on I want you guys to call me “Senpai” and respect my right to pretend I don't like you and to criticize you. If you can’t accept me, b-baka, you need to check your -dere privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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I got this
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Fuck all of you
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>>695507880
It's rather disingenuous to pretend to such a degree that you care what this solitary person thinks, much less that you're somehow asking him to unfollow you for his own good - as opposed to passive-aggressively playing to the crowd, as it were. You're fully capable of simply blocking him, and your overbearing, histrionic channel moderators act with no such supposed hesitation or false magnanimity toward even the most facetious & innocent of banter served by hapless viewers in any of your streams. There is a reason that the people you give power to are so genuinely unpleasant, and why I have no faith in your honesty here.
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>>695507880
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>695507880
LET'S FUCKIN GOOO
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i'm a sheep
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>>695508599
fucking sheep
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>>695508599
Door remains open. I'm in
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Someone close the fucking door
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>>695508677
looks like I'm closing the door
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>>695507880
SHUT SESAME!
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Fuck sake
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>>695507880
I SAID, SHUT SESAME!
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>>695508882

SHUT FUCKING SESAME!
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>>695508599
>>695508677
FUCKING CUNTS OPEN TEH DOOOR
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>>695508945
CLOSE SESAME!
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>>695507880
close plz
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Roll
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it's too late boys. 72 is here.
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>>695507880
ok
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SHITTY TITI
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>>695507880
time to close the door hehehehehehehe
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Rollin
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>>695509225
let's try again
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>>695509266
DOOR'S FUCKIN CLOSED NIQQAS
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woo! made it in
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hey guys! what's going on in this thread?
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LET ME IN YOU FUCKS AGGHHHHHHHHH
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>>695507880
allahu akbar
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I've gotta open the door for my bois!
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COMING THROUGH
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I'm here, close the door
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Let me in pls:(:(:(:(:(:(:(::(:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((:::::::::::((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((:(((((((((((((((8
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I'm here, open the door
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Let me in!
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>>695509595
hold on, fam. let me get that for you.
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come on gays :((((((((
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>>695507880
Fuck all you jews, ima double seal this door
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oh shit, there's a spare key under the mat!
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>>695506972
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>>695509758
wrong key...
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>>695509758
that was close amirite
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I'm here faggots, whose up for a post apocalyptic orgy?
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>>695509783
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>>695509811
IT'S OPEN! SHIT NIGGA! GET THE DOOR SEALS UP!
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>>695509811
get in here!
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>>695507880
SHUT! SESAME!
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hey gais what's going on in this thread
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Finally in, you snakes.
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>>695507880
CLOSE! SESAME!
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CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR
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>>695509783
we started a new game, anon
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>>695507880
SHUTURE! SESAME!
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>>695506972
if dubs the explosion didn't reach inside
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moshimoshi curose desu
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Fucking niggers lemme handle this
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>>695507880
I wish jesus would nail me on his cross
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KABOOM
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>>695510222
GG you can't open the door now fuckers, Witness me
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>>695510222
TRIPS! DOUBLE SEALED!
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>>695510222
AAAAAAND SAFE!
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>>695510277
1 seal down. 1 to go
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Boom
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This is tense!
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die already
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>>695510277
You need another odd to counter the Trips
>>695510292
Thanks for the (you)
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Oi - let me the fuck in
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open sesame
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>>695510399
NO YOU ASSHOLE
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>>695510399
fuck my life I betrayed my own trips,
trust no one not even yourself
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>>695510436
yeah nah m8
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>>695510488
Holy shit that was lucky
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>>695503693
bumm
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Please sir, can you let me in.
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DETONATION! SESAME!
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>>695510494
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>>695510555
wow fuck you
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>>695510555
NOOOOOO!

CLOSE! SESAME!
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yo. Anybody gonna let a nigga in?
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>>695510555
the door is jammed, only trips can reseal it!
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>>695510555
do we even have a door anymore
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let me in and shut the door behind me
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>>695510555
SUUPATITTY CURASHU
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>>695510555
Now we need to close it twice
THIS IS NOW A GET THREAD
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lol nice triple evens man
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AAAAA
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die die die
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we need this door shut asap
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kaboom
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Just passing through. Not shutting the door
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>>695510748
SHIT THAT WAS CLOSE
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i'm here to fix the door, step aside
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Detonate
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>>695510788
>>695510822
DOOR SHUT!
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>>695510822
you lying sack of shit
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>>695510844
>>695510788
double dubs fixes the door
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>>695510788
>>695510822
closed you liar

IT IS NOW CLOSED
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just let me in
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Oh God dammit
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>>695510911
YOU MOTHERFUCKER I JUST FIXED IT
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bumm
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>>695510911
fUCKING 9/11
George bush opened the door
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>>695510911
Oh shit waddup
I'm in!
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>>695510911
mfw nigger opens door
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>>695511001
Fuck all you jews. We need this bomb detonated before the door opens. The numb was 47 right?
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>k
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KABOOM
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>>695511033
thanks brother
>>695511030
I'm giggling like a schoolgirl
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Boom
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>>695511088
this door is going through hell

we need this bomb detonated asap
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it would unfortunate. if the bomb went off....RIGHT NOW
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one hell of a nuke party
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we all need a bit of boom in our lives
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>>695511086
72
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>>695511088
closed. Im safe for now
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nigga let me in
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Can I be admitted into the bomb shelter if I provide ample tendies and dew?
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>>695511179 Roll to go boom
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everyone get behind me, i'm sealing these doors
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THE HOUSE
THE HOUSE
THE HOUSE
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>>695511299
YOU ASSHOLE!
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Sup guys. Pizza is here. Let me in
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i hope we all die xD xD xD
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>>695511222
what does this button do
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Get me the fuck inside
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>>695511222
DOUBLE SEALED
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Faggots
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I'll see you fuckers in hell
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SAY IT WITH ME ANON
THE SCHOOL OF THE CLOSED DOOR OF THE EAST
THE TRIPS OF THE KING
ZENSHIN
KEIRETSU
TENPA KURON
LOOK, THE THREAD IS BURNING RED!
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I really hope this door is closed
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>>695511299
FUCK FUCK WRONG SPELL!!!
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Niggers
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Sp-OyFuCsIZdJ0VGaKZpXFLUcmPp6rTIp-LIe5rh52E/edit?pref=2&pli=1#
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>>695503693
Wew lads
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>>695511376
> xD
Kys
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>>695511299
1 lock to go
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CLOSE THIS FUCKING DOOR NIGGERS
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>>695511471
YOUR SO FUCKING LUCKY
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Yoooo. I got the pizza!! Let me in!
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Open
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>>695511466
SHUT!
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>>695511522
calm down you just did
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Fuck
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>>695511466
>>695511522
double shut
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What's that?
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Safe
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Hey! We're friends of Kim's, and we're new in town. Can we come in? Promise we won't be too rowrd. Er, Loud.
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>>695511466
shit that wasn't the bomb
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OPEN YO DOOR NIGGERS
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Comin thru
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No regrets, when my death goes BOOM!
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now that were all locked away in my showers start stripping
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>>695511390
It um... a toilet flush...
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>>695511647
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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>>695503693
You better get in
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>>695511706
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Lemme open this door real quick
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lets blow this popsicle stand baby
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>>695511755
Wow I really hate my life. One more seal to go.
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>>695511755
REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>695511772
FUCK IT EXPLODED WHILE OPENED
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>>695511755
Well shit
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>>695511647
DEAD
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>>695511755
>>695511772
we're all dead, gg
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>>695511772
shit nigger
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>>695511690
>>695511694
>>695511706
>>695511755
>>695511772
>>695511779

D E A D
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Cmon guys. Jus tryin 2 stay safe
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>>695511772
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>>695511755
>>695511772


we`re all dead. GG faggot
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>>695511471
That was close
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>>695511874
>>695511852
It exploded on 47 idiots
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Nope, it was a double seal. We lived, I think.
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we're good
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>>695511950
yeah we lived
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>>695511772
gg wp
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That was fun. Up for another round?
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please 72
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round 3, anyone?
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>>695512142
hell yeah roll for open
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how do you open a door only for it to still be closed? double seal makes no sense. We're all dead and you need to acceppt that faggots. Now let's go haunt some niggers
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Hi
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>>695512142
door is open, get in here faggots
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>>695511867 Sirry boy. I was also bomb.
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>>695512142
Luggage? Check
Copypasta collection? Check.
Alright, i'm in faggots. Seal that damn door
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>>695512142
Bye
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Barely made it
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I am a child abuse survivor, and all of you anti-ddlg judgemental pricks can fuck off and know that you do not "speak on my behalf" Their is nothing wrong with DDLG. In fact, child abuse is one of my biggest fantasies. Nothing was more sexually satisfying then feeling my tough father decimate my tight, 9 year old pussy. The only thing that can satisfy me now is re-enacting that "abuse" with my current daddy. So yea, all of you judgemental shitheads can fuck off and kill yourselves. DDLG for life.
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>>695512194
shut up anon, i cant lose
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>>695512142
inb4 instantly 47
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>>695512288
Door shut!
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>>695512142
D.va here
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>>695512288
>>695512322
aaand safe!
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Check em
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>>695512322
Closing the door bcuz I'm a fgt>>695512366
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Knock knock girl scout cookies
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OPEN THE DAMN DOOR YOU NIGGERS! LET ME IN

>>695512288
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>>695512411
Kill yourself
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>>695512411
SHUT SESAME!
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>>695512435
Now we gotta close it
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>>695512411
Shit dude.
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>>695512411
U fucking fag
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>>695512399
>>695512411


DOOR OPEN. GETTING IN FAGGOTS. CLOSE IT!!
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>>695512499
Good job
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>>695512142
no
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Boom.
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pls let me in!!11!1!11
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I wish hitler would gas me in his chamber
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"Oh we'll all go together when we go..."
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>>695512577
Way to go
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>>695512577
Close the fucking door
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>>695512546

FUCK DUDE. dont give me a heartattack
>>
>>695512577
do we even have a door anymore
>>
Fuck
>>
curosu
>>
Bang
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LEMME IN CUNTS
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>>695512675
Idk but roll to close
>>
Do you niggers even know how to close a door? Let me show you how the pros do it.
>>
Shut the door! 47 is coming!
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HOLD THE DOOR
>>
go porn go! go porn go!go porn go! go porn go!go porn go! go porn go!go porn go! go porn go!go porn go! go porn go!go porn go! go porn go!
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>>695512743
That was close
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im inside, rolling to close the fucking door
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Im closing this door real quick. Stay out niggers.

Trips can phase through door
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>>695512751
Shit. That was just a joke. This time for real.
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LET ME IN FAGGOT!
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Sp-OyFuCsIZdJ0VGaKZpXFLUcmPp6rTIp-LIe5rh52E/edit?pref=2&pli=1#
editable google docs
go wild
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>>695512791
DOOR IS STILL OPEN
>>
>>695512675
What's the opposite of a door?

Because that's what we have now
>>
"...What a comforting fact that is to know..."
>>
I'll shut it
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>>695512844
We are safe!
>>
I am a pathetic failure.
>>
>>695512844
Thank you
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>>695512844
^^^^^
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CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR
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>>695512888
>>695512844
Quad seal?
>>
>>695512911
...
Go
Kys
>>
"...Universal bereavement
An inspiring achievement
Yes, we all will go together when we go"
>>
>>695503693

*runs inside*
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>>695512888
GOOD WORK
>>
Detonate to wash the unclean
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>>695512142
nope
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>>695512911
you doomed us all you pathetic failure
>>
Let me in assholes
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>>695512972
Fuuuuuuuuck
>>
you guys ever listen to david bowie>>
>>
>>695512999
Checked
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>>695512911
And by God you'll die like one
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>>695512999
you're a fucking cunt
>>
i deserve to live :^]
>>
>>695512844

Door closed.

>>695512818

Rolling for trips
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Shut it!
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>>695512972
we're all dead, goodnight
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>>695513047
Good job faggot, now we get to meet bowie in hell
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>>695513047
And we're fucked.
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>>695512972
Faggot
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>>695513047
Boom
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>>695512142
47
>>
>>695512844
Quads demands you post the dankest may mays at that link now!
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>>695512999
Open again
>>
close the damn thing you idiots!
>>
KA
>>
>>695513118
>>695513121
>>695513123
whoopsie lol, atleast now we can listen to his new album!
>>
>>695513047


FUCK YOU NIGGER. YOU KILLED US ALL
>>
ALLAHU AKBAR
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>>695513171
lol
>>
Fucking kek we all died 2 rounds in a row. Pathetic niggers.

If i get trips i survived anyways because i'm a cockroach
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>>695513239
i want you to know that when i made that joke i actually laughed at it
>>
Boom
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>>695513337
th1s 1s th3 m0st l33t g3t 1v3 3v3r s33n
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Ska doosh
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>>695513575
jesus christ mate
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safe in here!
everyone get in!!!!!!!!!!
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Ska doosh again?
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