Nobody loves me, I should just hang myself shouldn't I?
I'll love you :3
probably
>>695502322
No, suicide is the easy way out faglord
>>695502322
Do it you furry attention whore
>>695502322
>>695503443
Please kill yourselves
hanging leaves chance of second thoughts and tbh it hurts like hell. best way would be sleeping pills take one every 30 min until you fall asleep they wont be able to flush our stomach and bring you back
Eat more fiber
Hanging is a shit way to do it. Where are you from?
>>695502322
I have an approximate knowledge in many things.
There may or may not be any one that loves you, let alone care for you.
/b/ is becoming a suicide Hotline lately
>>695502322
Do it faggot
>>695502322
You're a furry, purge yourself in the name of the Emperor and you will yiff in hell, but with his blessing. So, yes, kill yourself, faggot.
>>695503662
A gun is the most effective method. It has over a 90% success rate.
Before you do try one of these op.
>>695502322
have you trying joining a "club"
>>695504037
It's been so for a long time.
Not even just for prevention, but also for assistance in suicide.
>>695504407
>>695503739
>>695503443
>>695502322
>>695503443
no, I love you.
>>695503752
California
>>695504622
Nobody wants to make sweet love to me!
>>695505363
haha yeah
What's one thing you wish you had done in your early years that you know would have changed you for the better in your current self?
>>695505923
Those abdomens look like you could snap them in half, they're so thin
>>695506004
Lift more.
>>695507404
Norbert no
>>695502322
If you have to ask, then no.
>>695506004
Talked to more people.
>>695507466
I've always wondered what actually constitutes a lift. Is it an abbreviation for deadlifting? is it just slang for work out?
Is that Snuggles?
>>695507621
I always knew these two nignogs were gay for each other's butts
Callie Briggs tho.
>>695506004
accept myself for who I am so I can feel comfortable around others
Do it fag
>>695507673
In an effort to learn from them, or to make worthy social connections?
Snuggles, you never told me what you thought of my little heads.
>>695507691
slang for workout more, which entails lifting weights.
>>695507930
Who are you, aside from a furry degenerate?
>>695508064
Are you a ripper? Have you jacked, so to speak?
>>695508052
I'm not sure, connections would be good, but people fascinate me. It isn't so much learning from them specifically, but learning more about the condition.
Use the rope for bondage instead
I didn't see much in them
perhaps I need to see them in person
speaking of art, where are the fosterlings
>>695504702
No.
I'll love you.
>>695508186
just a guy who didnt want to accept my sexuality and still probably dont want to
>>695508338
No i've not used roids or anything of the sort.
>>695508379
Interesting that you feel that way. For the most part, people bore me; I'd rather climb a tree, swim around in a lake, or just drink several pots of coffee and play dwarf fortress cracked out of my mind.
I'm assuming you're referring to the human condition
In a box in the studio. I keep scowling at it, then tell myself I need to mail it, then feel like I should burn it, then get afraid of parting with it.
>>695508766
I lost many hrs to DF, up until the mine cart update. i lost interest after that.
>>695508766
Yes, the human condition. People are by no means boring. They're the most fascinating thing on the planet.
>>695508560
Think of it like this: you are one human bean in a world filled to the brim with 7.5 billion other beans. Your life, values, experiences, and personality are barely a drop in the cosmic bucket. It's not worth wasting energy fretting over who knows what about you, and how they feel about it. It's not their life, and it's certainly not their call. Either way, doesn't matter.
>>695508602
I wasn't referring to steroids, I would hope you had the common sense not to use them. I was asking retardedly if you were ripped af
>>695509136
not ripped as fuck. that's why i wish i started lifting at a much earlier age.
>>695509066
Not to me. Of course I take everything we have today for granted like a typical millennial, and my ADHD keeps me from looking away from a screen long enough to notice someone
>>695509292
Keep up the good work, I too could use some exercise.
Thank god for Pokemon Go, I actually have a reason to walk somewhere that isn't work or the grocery store
>>695509552
I notice people constantly. I'll sometimes go to a local coffee shop and sit there and just listen to people.
>>695509799
Yeah pokemon seems to have done alot of good in that regards. now while you're out at a park go strike up conversations to strangers about pokemon and you could make new friends.
You should see if you can hatch a mon every day. a 10km walk a day will burn a fair amount of energy you know.
If you wanna die, the best way is to get killed, rather than commit suicide. That way it's easier on your friends and family, as they will have someone they can pin their blames on, rather than wondering if it's their own fault.
This thought is brought to you by 'Just fucking do it™'
Suicide by cop? It's common enough I suppose.
>>695510071
That's fine, as long as you don't make it awkward for the other people there. Have to pretend you aren't eavesdropping; what I like to do if I'm ever looking to go covert ops is to stick unplugged earbuds in (preferably shitty iPhone ones with no foam inserts or noise cancelling), post up in a corner, pull out my handy dandy unabridged copy of Dune, flip to a random page and stare at a letter for like 4 minutes. Turn page, another 4 minutes of listening, rinse/repeat. I've heard some of the most fucked conversations this way, and some really boring ones as well
>>695502322
I found 2 pokemon in my backyard, they were kissing each other, you die alone.
>>695510734
I don't do anything like that. I just sit there and smoke and stare at the table.
>>695510086
If I had enough free time and battery life for 10km a day I would do it ez, but I have so much other shit to do it's becoming unreasonable. Plus I've never gotten a 10km egg ;~;
>>695511069
A very light jog, and you can do 10km in about 50mins. You can split it up throughout the day i believe. do 5km in the morning and 5kn after work.
>>695510967
What do you smoke?
I'm a 'murican spirit light blue fag myself.
>Inb4 liftmaster warns us of the dangers of tobacco
I'm fully aware, I just don't care enough about a slow, gasping death
>>695511515
Nonfiltered Pall Malls. At least a pack a day.
Yes, because you're a furry.
>>695511515
You presume alot don'tcha.
You can smoke all you wont, just not near me.
I envision myself dying by heart attack somehow
do you guys use telegram/what do you think of it? also, what are some good reasons for and against hanging out in the zoo/other fetish groups there. it's not like your phone number's made public, right, or the groups you're in?
>>695511403
We're approaching dangerous territory. Jogging is not typically something I'm comfortable doing; I have tendon/cartilage damage in my left knee from HS marching band that really fucks with me if I run/jog for any real length of time, and I'm too poor to see a surgeon about repairs. I'm also usually exhausted from work by the time I clock out that walking around catching the 'mons at night in strange neighborhoods rarely sounds appealing
Thanks for trying to set up a routine for me though
>people posting suicide threads
I hate these threads. Pathetic.
The reason no one loves you is because you're obviously a weak coward. You made that choice. Instead of going out and making the effort every day, you obviously whine about everything for attention.
Lots of people of thought about killing themselves but then a family member of mine did it. I got to see just how much destruction he did to so many good people. I got to see how resentful an action it was to all of us; I took it personally, myself. A thousand people at his funeral - a fucking thousand people - and everyone was sad, angry at him, or resentful, and everyone missed him. Everyone wished he hadn't done it.
Grow the fuck up. Life is hard. The sweetest part of life is overcoming the challenge and fucking winning. It took not being a little bitch to figure that out.
I care enough about people - and about the people around you - enough to tell you to grow the fuck up and try to make something out of yourself. It won't be easy and every day will be a challenge. Work hard, work smart, think about what you're doing, plan ahead, save some of your paycheck every time you get one NO MATTER WHAT, and keep pushing. Killing yourself is stupid. You miss out on life completely. You miss out on "getting it".
Available loot:
>money
>pussy
>self-respect
>joy
Good luck. Maybe you'll be come to realize that even on its worth day, it's fucking worth the effort.
>>695511758
I did presume you'd have some comment, because every liftwaffe I've ever met does and I tell them the same thing. don't mind me, just lumping you into a category
>>695511658
Your lungs must feel terrific in the mornings; only unfiltered cigarette I can handle is a lucky strike
FUCK THAT
>>695512195
Alternatives:
>walk anyway
>bike
>swim
Time management
>get better at it
I have clients of mine who work 70-80 hours a week just to save up money because they want to be successful. They're good dudes. They know it's hard, so they work to earn. I bitched to once about the hours I worked (60) and he laughed in my face, and I fucking deserved it.
My life is easy.
Your life is easy.
>>695512195
Did you do any physio re-hab for it at all?
Don't you have obama-care now?
If you can jog then walk. if you want the end result you need to work for it. if it's not that important to you then no biggy.
I belive that everyone should do exercise everyday for their mental and physical health.
>>695512348
Ayy fresh pasta
>>695512728
seems like an odd definition of success
>>695512631
Typical smoker you are, disregarding everyone's concern around you. I just lumped you in a shit pile.
>>695512684
Hey Para. you ride today?
>>695512946
Ride? Wut?
>>695513014
Don't you ride a push bike for exercise?
>>695512898
They're not successful; that's the point. They want to be but they need money, so they work some fucked up hours to save the money. They cut their expenses to save the money, so they can start to bank and invest. So one of these guys, who's not even 30 yet, it close to buying a whole fucking storefront on the money he saved, because he knows he can turnover a higher profit with a storefront than by being a store employee.
Two other guys already bought gas stations for the same reason. Yet another guy is learning everything he can about schedule shipments. Four other ones are learning about inventory and warehouse management for this purpose.
The work is the obstacle you must overcome to save money and learn. That is why you work. If you go to work because you think it's what you have to do and that's it, then you're doing it completely wrong.
>>695513271
*not successful -right now-.
>>695512465
is that new brian
>>695513234
I have a normal sized bike, but yesterday I did some squats.
>>695513271
i don't really want to be a franchisee. it's a lot of work for a very long time under strict corporate mandates. not that franchisees don't make good money; if that's your end goal, by all means.
your mindset is very dead set on "climbing the ladder." i avoid the ladder altogether.
>>695513375
no
vinnie he didn't last long but he was cute
>>695512773
I do exercise daily, nothing extensive. Enough to keep myself reasonably capable of lifting heavy objects. I'm ineligible for Obamacare until my upcoming birthday, still riding on my parent's health insurance and there's no chance they can cover the cost of surgery (even though the damage probably won't repair itself). I'm not a lazy person by any means. I spend the vast majority of my day on my feet, moving, and I know anything worth having should be earned. Damn, though, there ought to be more hours in the day.
>>695512946
That's ok. Like I said earlier, less than a drop in the bucket
>>695513562
and that's gay brian right
>>695513627
There's only a set amount buddy, it's what you spend your time on that's important. Sitting here a shit posting is sorta waste of time. which is why i do it a the gym between sets. Keeps me occupied while i'm sitting / standing around.
>>695513553
Then don't be a franchisee. Be something else. Or don't, that's your choice. The broader point is don't come here and bitch that no one loves you when you're unwilling to put the effort into being someone that people would want to be with or follow. Love takes work. You want love? Be worth the emotional investment. How do you do that? Climb the self-respect and health/well-being ladder.
>>695513668
Jasper, yes
I fucking adore Jasper as drawn by this guy anyway
>>695514009
oh i didn't read the op. or anything anyone else has said.
Oh boy, life-coaching.
>>695514057
yea seth iova draws a lot of psuedo underage stuff
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Sp-OyFuCsIZdJ0VGaKZpXFLUcmPp6rTIp-LIe5rh52E/edit?pref=2&pli=1#
post pics here
editable google doc
lol
>>695513539
Some or many squats? and did you but get a pump? :)
>>695513932
It's 4am, I have an excuse to shitpost. I've been up and at 'em since like 8am yesterday after 3 hours of broken sleep because I was fuggin someone
That's my alibi I'm stickin to it
Snuggles, I'll try and send it on Monday. Take care of them for me and let them know daddy loves them..
>>695512631
My lungs feel fine enough, I guess.
>>695514542
50 in total with dumbbells, I haven't done them in a while, so don't judge me.
>>695514617
Well if you can live on 3hrs of sleep a day then you have many more hours in the day then most other people.
>>695514776
I say congratulations!
With progressive weight loading your forarms will look juicy AF.
>>695515100
That's not a tiger WTF!?
>>695515100
>forarms
From squats?..
>>695515310
No from gripping heavy weights for longish periods.
For even more growth walk around with them.
>>695515708
Oh yeah, I'm just gonna grab them every time I go to the store
>>695515935
just do some 2 laps around the gym / home after your squats. Thats' all is needed.
>>695516069
I never found it worth going to the gym, paying for the membership, when I can just buy the equipment and do it at home
>>695516256
Do you use fixed or adjustable dumbbells?
I've been looking into buying my own equipment for a little bit now.
My neighbor just got a CAT Scan machine. Fucking hell... I gotta get one too.
>>695516459
Fixed old ones I found in a basement once. They weigh 5 kg each.
Anon live to see Trump win the election.
The cicadas aren't singing anymore.
>>695502322
yes you should
>>695516590
Oh nice, are they vintage one?
>>695517668
Yeah, round ends
>>695517803
can they be increased in weight?
>>695518171
oh like round as in sphere's?
so strongman vintage ones :)
how long have you had them for
>>695518411
At least 5 years
>>695502322
sic semper pelligelli!
Does it have the weight written on them in big white characters?
>>695518473
damn.
it might be time to get some heavier ones you know.
Unless you want to do 100's of squats
>>695518558
No, I had to weigh them myself to find out.
>>695518586
I don't mind doing more reps.
>>695518669
That is very un-bully.
>>695514191
yeah but he also makes femmy look cute to me and thats a rarity
Tell me, do you have an overly large abdomen and arms with tiny little legs? And do you have a perfectly bald head with a big curly mustache?
>>695518788
Snuggles, take care of my wayward children like they were your own. Protect them from any harsh criticism, shield them from an unloving public. Make it easier on me to send them off.
>>695518669
Do you just do squats?
>>695519126
I also did lunges
>>695518989
what if I told you I had the opportunity to bury them somewhere where no one would ever find them unless the building burned down
>>695519201
I can't see them destroyed, Snuggles. They're too important to me. But I can't bear to have them around anymore. Take care of them as if they were your own.
>>695502322
do it faggot
The sun was shining on the sea,
Shining with all his might:
He did his very best to make
The billows smooth and bright--
And this was odd, because it was
The middle of the night.
>>695519356
Then I reserve the right to expose those I find most pleasurable
>>695502322
It is absolutely irrelevant if others love you. You need to find love for yourself, or any amount of fake shit from lesewhere won't help.
>>695519441
you cant love yourself unless you mean something to someone else whoever that is it is scientifically proven
The moon was shining sulkily,
Because she thought the sun
Had got no business to be there
After the day was done--
"It's very rude of him," she said,
"To come and spoil the fun!"
>>695519431
Just keep them safe. Love them like I do.
The sea was wet as wet could be,
The sands were dry as dry.
You could not see a cloud, because
No cloud was in the sky:
No birds were flying overhead--
There were no birds to fly.
furry, what do you think?
The Walrus and the Carpenter
Were walking close at hand;
They wept like anything to see
Such quantities of sand:
"If this were only cleared away,"
They said, "it would be grand!"
"If seven maids with seven mops
Swept it for half a year.
Do you suppose," the Walrus said,
"That they could get it clear?"
"I doubt it," said the Carpenter,
And shed a bitter tear.
"O Oysters, come and walk with us!"
The Walrus did beseech.
"A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk,
Along the briny beach:
We cannot do with more than four,
To give a hand to each."
>>695519191
what about romanian deadlifts? they work your hamstrings very well.
The eldest Oyster looked at him,
But never a word he said:
The eldest Oyster winked his eye,
And shook his heavy head--
Meaning to say he did not choose
To leave the oyster-bed.
But four young Oysters hurried up,
All eager for the treat:
Their coats were brushed, their faces washed,
Their shoes were clean and neat--
And this was odd, because, you know,
They hadn't any feet.
Four other Oysters followed them,
And yet another four;
And thick and fast they came at last,
And more, and more, and more--
All hopping through the frothy waves,
And scrambling to the shore.
>>695519817
Those are a bit more difficult to do with dumbbells, requires much more balancing than a barbell.
The Walrus and the Carpenter
Walked on a mile or so,
And then they rested on a rock
Conveniently low:
And all the little Oysters stood
And waited in a row.
"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--
Of cabbages--and kings--
And why the sea is boiling hot--
And whether pigs have wings."
"But wait a bit," the Oysters cried,
"Before we have our chat;
For some of us are out of breath,
And all of us are fat!"
"No hurry!" said the Carpenter.
They thanked him much for that.
"A loaf of bread," the Walrus said,
"Is what we chiefly need:
Pepper and vinegar besides
Are very good indeed--
Now if you're ready, Oysters dear,
We can begin to feed."
"But not on us!" the Oysters cried,
Turning a little blue.
"After such kindness, that would be
A dismal thing to do!"
"The night is fine," the Walrus said.
"Do you admire the view?
"It was so kind of you to come!
And you are very nice!"
The Carpenter said nothing but
"Cut us another slice:
I wish you were not quite so deaf--
I've had to ask you twice!"
"I weep for you," the Walrus said:
"I deeply sympathize."
With sobs and tears he sorted out
Those of the largest size,
Holding his pocket-handkerchief
Before his streaming eyes.
"O Oysters," said the Carpenter,
"You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none--
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one.
>>695520019
I've not done them with dumbbells before, the techniquie can be hand to get down too. However they really work your legs out alot.
Well my time at gym is done. Cya later Para!
>>695502322
after you roll dubs?
fuck no.
>>695520764
Bye bye
This is a small four inch by six inch block of plaster, that's the amount of stuff I've carved off of it and it's still almost the same size. I never realized how dense this shit actually is.
I want this so fucking bad in real life...id sell my truck for this thats how horny i am. Kill me instead
>>695521369
kek
>>695502322
>>695503443
http://www.strawpoll.me/10790987
>>695522942
*kills u
heh... you were almost not worth it
>>695502322
Fuck off, you attention seeking faggot. You won't do shit, you're too damn scared to.
>>695523918
that's the joke, when the thread has a furry image as starter
hi
>>695502322
Nigga I love you and I don't know you.
Have a cheezeburger.
>>695524560
Hello.
>>695524651
how goes?
>>695524779
Alright. Working on a sculpture, you?
>>695502322
Twice, if possible, furfag.
>>695524818
Working on a website at the moment.
>>695524910
What mean you by this?
>>695524980
Like I'm writing up the HTML and styling it.
>>695525223
Sounds horribly boring.
