ITT we post our deepest and darkest secrets.
Mine from another thread:
My 9/10 girlfriend dumped me, and became an SJW. Then she started dating some autistic manlet and posted shit tons of SJW shit on tumblr. Then she decided to become a lesbian, and spread shit personally about me when she wrote a 9 page essay about how bad heterosexual men are, declaring that I had made her a lesbian after she dumped the autismoid. We had skirmished in the past, now now she had just committed an act I anonymously messaged her asking if she supported fat rights, and kept trying to get her into it. 'Twas a huge fucking success, and she started speaking on her blog about how she believed fat people are superior and that skinny people are inferior. After a few months, she had gotten fat as fuck after deliberately fattening herself up as much as she could. Still planning my next move and making shit hit the fan at an alarming rate.
What should I do, /b/?
>>695479844
Check my dubs faggot nigger
I'm fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 14yo sister
bumpp
>>695479844
Get her to say something wicked retarded, expose her.
>>695479844
Once I went on 4chan
>>695480343
details
>>695481095
Like what?
>>695480343
(you)
>>695481419
We've been fuck buddies for a couple months, hook up 3-4 times a week usually, almost daily now that it's summer. She's a pretty good fuck, especially since she got on bc so we rarely use a condom now
I got a great girlfriend but for the first few months of my relationship I'd occasionally exchange nudes with my 9/10 best friend. Since stopped but shit eats me up whenever I think about it.
>>695481877
How old are you?
>>695481986
old enough to know not to tell people how old I am... older.
Been with gf for 5 1/2 years . Been getting nudes from various girls all the time bc they think I would date them if I was single. Never actually physically had sex with any though. Now i have a whole line of girls waiting for me to be single, but I don't want to leave gf.
Stole panties from gfs younger sister while she was out of town. (I'm sure she's dtf/could get nudes but I don't want to go down that road)
Gf found panties. Thought i was cheating on her. Told her that I thought they were hers. She then said they look like her sisters and I convinced her that her sister must have borrowed her bag (which she does) and left some of her clothes (which she does) and it fell out into my room and I meant to give it back but forgot
I should feel guilty but I love girls bodies, man
>>695479844
OP, what do you guys think of my plotting?
>>695482109
marry g/f already or gtfo
>>695479844
my moms friend tried to car me in the back of my friends finger
>>695479844
If true then you did good.
>>695482570
but who was drive???
>>695482404
I plan on it actually. That's what's fucked up. Shes awesome, I could go on and on about her until it's obnoxious even after so many years.
But there's just something about getting other girls to like me and send me nudes.
I plan on stopping after she moves in with me. But I think I'll take this one to the grave
>>695479844
#CuttingForFeminism
>>695482109
Check >>695481946
I mean clearly you feel less guilty about it but goddamn isn't there something about getting nudes from girls you know that's just great?
>>695482768
are you like 15?
>>695482898
Actually I'm 25, live on my own, and have a full time salary job.
>>695482841
Yes, absolutely
>>695482786
She used to cut, actually.
I'd post my secrets but i post them in every secrets thread and people now get mad when I post them again
>>695482990
why dont you live with gf?
>>695483977
She can't afford it yet. Still living with mother. And I can't afford to support both of us
>>695483650
Do tell. I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
>>695484164
is she 15? do you live in the hamptons or something?
I buy condoms for my 13yo niece and let her fuck guys at my house so she can keep it a secret from her conservative godfag parents
>>695484299
Nope. She's 24 and we don't live in an urban place like that
>>695479844
One of my exes was a pedophile
She told me that she enjoyed a little cheesy pizza
>>695479844
I'm trying to find pics of a dude called dumbledore something there's an imgur album of him and cant find it anywhere.
Cute
blonde
twink
Need for science
I've been talking with a guy who wants me to come over and feel up his wife and record him fucking her when she's passed out drunk. He likes showing her off but our schedules clash a lot and he's got nosy neighbors.
He also wants to watch his wife have sex with another woman and we're trying to figure out how to anonymously convince someone I know to do it so I can get nudes of them both.
>>695485543
that sounds like a lot of work.
>>695484245
I shower with my nieces when they stay with me.
>>695479844
Fucking great OP, you have done good for our cause. Show us pics, before and after.
>>695486220
Good for you. I enjoy getting women really into me but never actually asking them out. I make them want to be with me, and then I stop talking to them. The feeling I get from it is almost pure ecstasy.
I'm a massive whore and I sometimes cam for fun, but I've never even touched a real dick because I'm really shy irl.
>>695481946
Been here.
I got head from this chick I knew back in highschool when I was dating my ex. I ended up never tellin her for the next 2 years. We broke up and that was that. After being a beta, I scored a 9/10 and told her about it 3 months into the relationship.
>>695486658
femanon? tits or gtfo
>>695479844
How can she claim to have been made a lesbian by environmental factors if homosexuality supposedly comes from genetic factors alone? I call bullshit. No SJW would make that kind of politically incorrect mistake.
>>695479844
Lost my 'virginity' to my friend when we were 9/10. Both boys, but I think he was getting molested and just brought it over to me. Got caught by my older brother, but he never told. Friend moved away about a year later and I've always wondered what happened to him.
>>695486811
Supposedly I made her have the revelation that all men are pigs. Honestly though these people warp their agendas to suit whatever their rhetoric says.
>>695486282
All of the pics I have seen of her recently are on her public blog, so cannot post.
>>695486594
nice
>>695485761
It kind of is. It would be so much easier if the wife was in on it.
when i was about 7 years old i had a borderline sexual experience with my sister, cousin, and close friend in that year. mainly because i didnt know what sex was necessarily. but about 4 years later we talked about it and we all agreed that it was stupid and we just forgive and forget. So basically awkward showing of the dong and nothing much more then that.
>>695486594
I can vouch for this. It's very satisfying. I stopped talking for reasons ranging from a gross vagina to deliberately wanting to waste a girls time.
>>695486808
sure
>>695487962
moar now
also timestamp you gorgeous fucking slut
>>695479844
I send candy crush request to diabetes patients on purpose.
>>695486220
do you touch them?
>>695486811
>>695486282
http://www.strawpoll.me/10790128/r
>long time friends with 6/10 girl with 11/10personality.
>she's cool as shit
>go on 4chan together and do fun stuff together. I don't have to so drugs to enjoy her company
>I get feelings for her, but she's does not desire romance or sex because past traumatic experience so I understood completely
>made out once while I was single almost a year ago
>let's me grab her tits and ass, undresses in front of me and I dry hump her constantly
>Recently got cutie gf. Really beautiful, tall, looks like model.
>still do stuff I would do with other girl while I was single
>I recently slept over her house in the same bed
>girlfriend is cool with us hanging out and doesn't suspect anything
Am I fucked /b/?
>>695482650
But who was tires?
>>695488472
no, just look.
>>695488917
Michelin man
>>695488758
no u are virgin
>>695486594
I see you Dennis Reynolds
Sat at a lunchtable in highschool full of weebs. Slowly found out one guy at the table was stalking one of the girls at the table. Smashed her, helped get a restraining order on the guy for her, (nearly testified in court), and smashed again before her family decided to move away. I've cut contact with everyone at the table, including her.
>>695489997
Nude
Here comes a wild ride
>Be me, 17 at the time
>Out of school
>Head up to relatives' house visiting for the week
>Buddy's house is in the same town
>Remember he's been talking to this fat whore who used to have a crush on me
>3/10, ugly as sin, Huge titters and fat pussy which always got me hard
>Used to get nudes from her all the time, flirted and knew how to keep my distance without overstepping.
>Text buddy for her number
>Get it
>start texting her
>Shit immediately gets smooth and we're back to flirting
>Eventually we hatch a plan to get touchy-feely when I go to buddy's the next day to spend the night and shit
>Head over there day before planned, oh well
>fastforward to next day
>Fatwhore is wearing a dress, easy fucking access.
>Ask buddy to find us something to do in his room (which was upstairs)
>He goes up
>It'stime.jpg
>Immediately get into it
>whip out muh dick and she strokes it a little
>kiss
>feel her tiddy
>Feel that puss
>Godlike, she's wet.
>buddy comes back down
>We go back to normal
>buddy calls us to go outside with him for his chickens or some shit
>Nahfuckthat
>Make up some shit excuse
>He believes it and Fatwhore and i go back to business
>feeling like eating her out and fingering her
>She loves it
>Eventually get her to blow me
>she does but not enough for me to cum
>Beg to let me cum in her mouth
>she denies it
>Cum in boxers
>Feel weird
>Leave
>Fastforward a month or two
>turns out buddy is dating her
>He still doesn't know
And that was my first sexual experience with a woman.
>>695489718
Kek
>>695489997
This is now your thread. Do with it what you wish.
Also full frontal. Do you have any fetishes or kinks?
Im married but I have a couple dudes i secretly meet up with. They take turns fucking my ass, pumping it full of cum and piss.
>>695489997
And you draw?
>>695489718
False
>>695481877
14 y/o on bc...now that's great parenting
>>695491129
it really is. rather have a daughter on bc than knocked up
>>695484935
>>695484164
u are a retard. u are with a girl for 6 years niw and u dont even live together? u made me respond 4/10 bait faggot.
>>695489997
I really fucking love life, the universe, existence. The fact that our existence is so unlikely is just a thing of beauty. We are a bunch of little apes who have clung to a stray rock orbiting a campfire that is itself orbiting a black whole, which is lost in the abyss. And yet we prosper and build amazing things. The music I am listening to and the pic you have shared would not have been possible without the effort of countless minds to reverse entropy. Thank you for this thought, anon.
>>695491336
No, 5 1/2. September will be 6. If you think she should also get a real job and live with me, by all means, tell her
>>695491222
Standing up pic?
>>695491129
not sure if sarcasm or not
>>695491222
fingers in pussy
>>695491222
Tell us about your kinks
Sucked my cousins dick after he fingered me one night when I was really, really drunk.
Taking it to the grave.
>>695490411
Tons. Anal, extremely rough sex, being treated like less than a person, choking, bondage, spitroasting, ect
(sorry, I usually shave!)
>>695490469
Sometimes, yeah. I'm not great at it though
>>695491222
Id help you with that virginity thing if you happened to be from Ger
How would you fuck me, /b/?
>>695493349
Rough
>>695493266
Sorry, I'm from cornfuck nowhere (Ohio)
>>695492919
objectification and degredation, got it. You want to be treated like a worthless fucktoy.
good kinks to have anon, if you decide to touch a dick one day you'd make a great little whore.
>>695492919
>>695493349
You sound like just my type of degenerate filthy slut. I'd tie you down so you couldn't fucking move, and fuck you harder than you've ever been fucked for hours. You'd be just another little fucking sex toy for me. Now post a picture of your legs
what are your kinks, /b/? Maybe I can give you a pic that suits them.
>>695493349
yes my habibi
>>695493980
I think my legs are my strong suit.
>be new in CNA clinicals
>start of the day
>old guy need more O2
>refill tank
>replace tank
>forget to put the dial back where it was
>it wasnt dispensing any O2
>he died later that day
>nobody knows a thing
I got drunk later that night and played some mad beer pong.
>>695494894
Sharpie in pooper u slut
>>695494894
Good. Now, I have a bit of a fetish for shy and weak girls. Impress me
>>695494894
true, nice long legs there. I need a pic of your ass and puss showing ass up face down pose
>>695495215
kek/10
>>695494894
>>695494067
Belly fetish.
>>695494067
DD/lg, humiliation, rape
unless you dress like a molested 12 year old and sob it's tough to tick all those boxes but thanks for offering
>>695495308
I'd much rather feel your throbbing cock tear open my slutty ass ;)
>>695496215
I'd rather u stfu and just finger yourself for me
>>695496215
id fill that tight little slutty ass with my cum and then shove my cock down your throat making you gag on it like the good little girl you are for daddy
>>695496215
how tall are you? Also why dont you socialize and get boned irl? You just had to walk around places and get hit on where I live
>>695496215
Spread you pussy open
>>695495673
how's this?
>>695497981
Adequate. Now post a standing picture from behind, and tell me how you'd like to be fucked
>>695497981
would rather see your lips
>>695486658
>I've never even touched a real dick
prove it. show us your hymen
I want to get you a little bit tipsy, and act nice, long enough to get you alone. Then yank your skirt and panties down and fuck you rough from behind. You beg me to stop but I cum in the deepest part of your pussy, and then push you away.
>>695496955
I'm kind of ugly and I have braces. Lesbians seem to like me, though. I'm 5'3"
>>695495702
>>695498664
the hymen is a myth, dude
>My 9/10 girlfriend dumped me, and became an SJW. Then she >started dating some autistic manlet and posted shit tons of SJW shit >on tumblr. Then she decided to become a lesbian, and spread shit >personally about me when she wrote a 9 page essay about how bad >heterosexual men are, declaring that I had made her a lesbian after >she dumped the autismoid. We had skirmished in the past, now now >she had just committed an act I anonymously messaged her asking if >she supported fat rights, and kept trying to get her into it. 'Twas a >huge fucking success, and she started speaking on her blog about >how she believed fat people are superior and that skinny people are >inferior. After a few months, she had gotten fat as fuck after >deliberately fattening herself up as much as she could. Still planning >my next move and making shit hit the fan at an alarming rate.
why the fuck is this your deepest dark secret seems like her issue you fucking idiot
>>695499036
>I'm kind of ugly and I have braces. Lesbians seem to like me, though. I'm 5'3"
No matter how ugly you are, women will always find a guy willing to bone her.
>>695499036
>>695491222
>>695494894
great bod though. my type at the very least. now refer to >>695498664
let my dog lick peanut butter off my balls while i jerked it when I was 12 or 13
>>695499149
excuse you. i found one on ebay
>>695499218
found the autistic fuck that she got with after OP
i killed a friend of mine when i was 12. i have a anger problem and i ended up hitting with a metal toy gun. When i realized i killed her i screamed out loud. When my babysitter came in i ran because i was scared of being arrested. Later my babysitter was arrested and got a life sentence.
I spent my college fund on leaving the country. and everyone thinks me being a shut-in was because of trauma.
>>695498675
You are terrible at dirty talk. I imagine youre a virgin and it was one thing that gave it away
>the deepest part of your pussy
>>695499700
I don't believe. But this is a good one.
Really tho if true you should admit the truth even if it was a long time ago, apologize to the baby-sitter, make amends, set bbsitter free, and all that shit. You were a kid, you'd be forgiven, and it could make a serious difference in people's lives.
Realistically though, babysitter wouldn't get life sentence. Damn, just noticed that.
>>695499948
kek
for shits and giggles, what is the best dirty talk in this thread?
>>695482570
Nice dood
>>695491351
Right on
>>695500025
>killing a 12 year old
>not getting a life sentence
May i ask where you're from?
>>695498520
I want someone to tie my hands behind my back and fuck me hard from behind while they choke me with a belt and tell me what a disgusting pathetic whore I am.
>>695500738
Damn pls be in Spain
>>695500738
dammit. i think you've got this backwards. you're supposed to take your clothing off not put them on. what kind of a camwhore doesn't know this?
2 years ago my mom went for 2 days and she asked me to keep an eye for her little dog. When i was there, i was bored of playing vidya and started to jerking off....so far as good. I lean back and closed my eyes. I noticed that the dog came in but i didn't care. Suddenly something wet was on my dick. You guys know where this ends.
Two days ago, my girlfriend's underaged sister used my cum towel to dry herself off after showering. I had been using it that day too.
I was and still am aroused by it for some reason
>>695500738
I take it you'd also like me to tear those clothes off for you. Go into more detail about your ideal fantasy, how you'd like it to happen, and post that pic without the clothes.
>>695501426
I am an armed dad. I am your worst nightmare.
If that was my daughter, you'd be history little sicko
>>695501426
>gf
>cum towel
pick one
>>695479844
Literally never happened/10
>>695479844
pics. thats my fetish.
seems the camwhore's dead
>>695501676
Girlfriend feels better but cum towel is always there for you
>>695498638
>>695502122
DAMM BITCH U STILL GOT CHRISTMAS LIGHTS UP IN YO TRAILER
>>695502064
True shit
>>695482109
Same boat, my dude. Only a couple girls though.'
>>695500738
show ass hole
i let my nephews watch me fuck my gf a couple times
>>695502627
How old are they? And what is your gf thinking about this? And just WHY
Before and after pics pls
>>695484665
Hidden cam please
>>695501589
Kek, what a fag
>>695502122
Are you still there?
>>695502847
9, 10, 12. It was actually gf's idea. Just sort of happened, we usually go in the bedroom but a couple times we did it where they could see us. Didnt make them watch but they did.
>>695502122
Move to Oregon, that collar made this perfect. I've got a nice leash to attach to that and lead you around on all fours while I have to act like a dog. It doubles as a nice tool to whip you with while I'm fucking you doggy style like the slutty, worthless bitch you really are.
I've been spending the week with my in-laws (wife's sister's family). I've been leaving my keychain spycam and my smartphone with IP WebcamPro in the bathrooms whenever the family goes for a swim. I've now collected hours worth of footage of my sister-in-law (young-looking MILF) and my niece (well-developed 13 year old) changing clothes, showering, and shaving.
I feel a bit guilty for invading their privacy, especially since they've been such gracious hosts, but the win I've collected is phenomenal. Never seen a young teen as hot as my niece, and I'm hopeful that my wife will age as well as her big sister.
Will be fapping to this shit for years.
>>695501000
Sorry, I'm in ohio.
>>695501148
One who likes variety and has too much sexy clothing not to use.
>>695501443
I wan't them to grab my by the wrist so hard it might bruise and drag into whatever room they feel like fucking me in. I want them to shove me onto the floor, order me to turn over, and tie my hands behind my back so tight it hurts. I want them to shove my face into the ground with a hand in my hair while they pound my pussy. Then, they put their leather belt around my little neck and pull, my own weight and lack of ability to hold myself up chocking me. I want them to tell me that this means nothing to them. I want them to tell me that I disgust them and that I should be grateful anyone would be willing to touch me. I want them to cum inside me right as I'm on the verge of blacking out.
Ooooh, or maybe fucking me bent over a tub of ice water and repeatedly dunking my head in and suffocating me? The hard ceramic of the tub bruising my hips mercilessly.
>>695503289
lol im sick perv but not something id do. I sometimes listen to her getting fucked though.
>>695502122
From what i see your hair looks really cute.
Anyway, I'd love to pin you down and call you a degenerate bitch and fuck you hard from behind until you keep yelping.
>>695504194
>fucking a girl while she writes restaurant reviews
hottttttttttttttt
>>695503758
dropfile?
>>695504002
Fucking amazing. Now show me that face.
>>695503758
>>695504778
https://dropfile.to/1fCIkA5
Are any of you from northern ohio?
>>695505066
>https://dropfile.to/1fCIkA5
more?
>>695504748
This makes me laugh harder than it should have, you made my night more than the nut i just had. Thank you anon. Truly thank you.I'm so grateful you said this. I love you so much
>>695505160
Northeast 330 what's good
>>695505197
no prob, ill mail u the bill.
>>695505160
>Honestly considering visiting Ohio to fuck this dumb slut's brains out and ruin all of her holes
What is wrong with me, I'm not even desperate to get laid?
>>695494894
>>695505160
Can you please make spiderman gestures by your legs like this
I have herpes and constantly have unprotected sex with various girls. The hotter, the better. They never make me use a condom. Dumb bitches.
>>695505483
This. Do it or you're a pussy.
>>695479844
You need to just tell her so you can show her how much of an impressionable fool she is.
>>695505173
>>695503758
https://dropfile.to/pWXABYC
>>695503758
>>695505173
https://dropfile.to/3cB4klf
>>695506015
>https://dropfile.to/pWXABYC
damn dude, nice stuff, any vids?
>>695490269
Adam? Broooooo
>>695506119
>>695503758
Yes, but none that I'm willing to share Not worth the risk of her being ID'd. This is my deepest, darkest secret, after all
Couple more screenshots, though.
https://dropfile.to/bYty7Oe
>>695506015
>>695506099
I'm going to need everything you have.
EVERYTHING.
>>695506437
>>695506099
>>695506015
fuck, zero to diamonds in under a second
I understand your fears, but if you need help anonymizing vids so you can post them I'd be happy to help if it meant seeing more of that body
>>695505483
Fuck yes I can
>>695503758
>>695506471
Not here. Maybe email. I can contact you.
https://dropfile.to/lyNS5W2
I had just gotten out of a horrible relationship with a batshit crazy femanon 4chan user, and a lesbian friend of mine wanted to date her, but also date me behind her back.
Our fuck sessions were basically her wanting to dirty talk about how crushed my ex would be that I'm fucking my much, much more attractive friend, but she also loved talking about me going back and fucking my ex in front of her.
Turns out my friend (And new girlfriend) was a cuckquean, she wanted me to have sex with other women constantly and got off on the idea of other women getting "a taste" of what she has, but also fantasized about me fucking other women in front of her while she couldn't do anything but masturbate.
Skip forward not even a couple months into the relationship, some incredibly average older lady started flirting with me, said her husband was a firefighter and was always away so she wanted me to go back to her place and have sex.
I told my girlfriend about this, she just repeatedly said DO IT, so the next night I did. The married chick wanted me back the next night for another round, did nothing but praise my dick and how she's never cum without a vibrator before and etc etc.
Skip forward a week, she sends me an email saying her husband found out because he read her texts and emails and all the nudes she sent me.
They got divorced. I ruined the marriage of two highschool sweethearts by fucking the wife.
Also >>695505160
you're 100% my type, cute, submissive, slutty, somebody I can beat the shit out of while I fuck and you'd probably cum while crying. 10 out of 10.
>>695506851
if I were nearby I would happily rape you as thanks for that picture
>>695506806
>>695503758
Email?
https://dropfile.to/gDi4GBE
>>695506437
any shots of anyone else?
>>695506851
Thanks you are going to meme Valhalla for this
>>695506851
Face. Now
>>695491129
er, you realize birth control pills serve other purposes, right?
>>695479844
Talk to "her" about the gender called attack chopper
>>695507103
>>695503758
Not right now. I have vids of sis-in-law and wife, but I didn't take screenshots of either. Can't right now, not on my laptop.
>>695505314
Akron, right? A little bit of a drive, but not bad. I'm in Cleveland.
>>695507106
What more could a girl ask for?
>>695506909
>>695507069
thankyou based anon, [email protected]
>>695479844
Get her to say that Black lives matter more than any others because of their major "opression" compared to everyone else.
>>695506806
If not email, maybe you could give me a crash course?
>>695503758
what camera you are using? i have shitty pen shaped one, but it can only do about 75 mins of recording on one charge :/
im sorry but i just really wanna see more of that unicorn
>>695507649
can give it a shot, what platform will you be using? windows/osx/android?
>>695479844
i lost my virginity when I was 11 over a pokemon game. greentext if you guys want it
>>695507711
not that anon but 75 minutes is pretty good for a pencam, my old one could only get 30-40 on a full charge.
if you want something that records longer you need something with more space for a battery, pens and keyfobs are just not much space to work with.
>>695508038
Finger in tha pooper
>>695507069
[email protected]
send pls?
>>695507711
>>695503758
I have the 808 key chain camera. It's really great. It has lots of settings, can be affixed with a lens extension, and is pretty cheap ($40-$60). The only major problem is that it's battery is kinda weak (2-3 hours), but it works with USB battery backups, so that helps a lot.
>>695508038
Slap your ass hard enough to leave a hand print then make sure we can see it in a picture.
Alternately, slap your pussy until it's nice and red then show that.
Bonus slut points for doing both.
>>695487550
Lol, every kid does this shit bro
>>695507799
Windows, when I'm at home. Won't be back for a few days.
>>695506984
I'd love for you to make me cry and cover me with a rainbow of bruises
>>695508038
Your eyes are beautiful. You remind me of a girl I had a crush on for years but was too Beta to ask out.
>>695508665
And cum. Lots of'em
>>695508038
not bad
>>695501443
>>695498520
>>695495673
>>695493980
This anon here. What would you have me do to you?
>>695508665
i have a belly fetish. surprise me
>>695508838
your the most beta in this thread you fuckin cuck
>>695508665
that nice pale skin would look good with a few bruises on it. A reminder of who that body really belongs to.
>>695508939
Nice summer we're having, isn't it?
>>695494894
Your knees are read...
>>695479844
>>>695486220
>Good for you. I enjoy getting women really into me but never actually asking them out. I make them want to be with me, and then I stop talking to them. The feeling I get from it is almost pure ecstasy.
Why don't you fuck them you faggot?
>>695508038
Post full face, I don't believe you're actually ugly.
>>695508665
I don't know if you'll love it when I have to pinned down by your throat and I'm slapping you across the face and spitting on you like some shitty hardcore porn scene while I'm pounding your ass with my big dick. I also don't know if you'll love when I'm slapping your perky little tits hard enough to leave finger shaped welts while you're gasping for breath and about to pass out. You may even end up humiliating yourself by pissing yourself when your eyes start to roll back from lack of air and you feel me pumping your ass full of a thick hot load of cum.
Now do this >>695508443 like a goo camslut.
>>695509237
Red*
Heil spellsheck
people think that because im attractive im an outgoing, super normal guy so they are always surprised to learn that i actually hate my fucking life
also i am seriously considering having sex with my 16 year old first cousin, as she is coming on to me and i am a pathetically sexually frustrated cunt
>>695508665
did i capture your likeness, femanon? >>695508801
>>695509609
Spellcheck*
Fuck this shit I'm out kek
people think that because im attractive im an outgoing, super normal guy so they are always surprised to learn that i actually hate my fucking life
also i am seriously considering having sex with my 16 year old first cousin, as she is coming on to me and i am a pathetically sexually frustrated cunt because i always push people away from me and have no game or confidence in the slightest
>>695508895
I'm trying to lose wight, but I might as well make someone happy with my pudge while I still have it ,yeah?
>>695509871
can you try sucking on your nipples ?
>>695509871
Honestly it just makes me want to call you a piggy and make you exercise while I insult you.
>>695509871
Could ya write thedankestmemesaround on a price of paper and position it in a seductive way near yourself or just write it on yourself.
>>695509871
>trying to lose wight
have fun becoming skeletor
>>695510064
i get that she's a sub, but jesus h. christ, can you be anymore cringey?
>>695509371
>>695509690
you missed my crooked nose
>>695509871
Which is more degrading. Fucking a nigger? Or fucking a dog?
>>695510256
You're lying to yourself. You're hot. Don't change a thing.
And keep getting naked, plz.
>>695510256
What's the time in 'murica, fem?
>>695485283
did you ever do anything relevant together? watch it together, fantasies?
>>695510472
Yes
>>695510377
Its an okay statement... the grammer is alright.... overall a 5/10 mediocre at best.
>>695510256
Smile I wanna see your braces
>>695510256
Mmm you look like you're devoid of a soul. Plenty of attractive women have told me I'm attractive, and I find you attractive. So lighten up succubus. <3
>>695504002
Any other kinks? What do you think about dogs?
>>695510377
Why, dear Knight, thou armour shineth so bright my eyes have been rendered blind! Hark, all, at this man's presence!
>>695506909
If you're still up for it, I'm on [email protected], wanna see and happy to chat too
>>695510256
What do you think of all the different anons who have responded to you? which ones would you be most likely to fuck?
>>695510546
Tell us anon
I love to watch with girls and fantasize about it with them. It's kind of my main kink.
>>695507069
[email protected]
It's a throw away anyways
>>695511249
She liked blond girls. Liked watching them get fucked and cummed in.
>>695510701
Don't know how often white knights are characterized for encouraging public nudity. Just sayin' what I feel and encouraging more tits.
>>695510256
the only glaring problem i see here is the flannel. you look like youd be a decent punkrock chick, ditch the pink shit and go metal, keep the hair short. could go trap/twink mode sorta. ugly is the wrong word. "average to slightly above average" is closer.
>>695511461
How small?
Did you like it too? Were you already into it?
How did she tell you she liked it?
>>695493673
Well I live in kentucky nest to the border, we could always hang out and see what happens if you were interested.
>>695511551
4-7. She saw me looking once and brought it up while we were fucking. She had her own stash.
>>695510256
>thats a crooked nose
get fucked, your homely at worst. fucking white chicks and their overreactions
if you were a male THEN youd have something to complain about. as a chick your level is completely fucking passable.
>>695512055
wow. Must have made for some fun roleplay.
Was she tempted by anything IRL? Women get away with that much more easily
>>695512219
Yeah she'd flirt with girls all the time when I was around. Never did anything that I know of.
>>695512364
fuck. That's hot.
I found a girl so into it that she started looking at her little cousins.
>>695512616
Noice. What'd you do together?
>>695510256
Yeah gotta say you are above average AT LEAST on the attractive scale.
>>695512795
It was all online. She wanted to see vids, I'd play them for her and we'd cum together talking about them. She liked to imagine she was the girl or an older woman.
She ended up sending me sfw pics of the girls she was thinking about so I could help her fantasise
>>695513057
Ah. She stole her cousins panties. That was intense.
>>695510467
4:40 am
>>695510667
Succubus, huh? I like that
>>695511547
How's this?
>>695513209
What's your deepest most shameful fantasy?
>>695513161
mine wanted me to cum on a pic of her little sister.
>>695513381
How old?
>>695513209
oh shit
I'm a 24 yr old with no real qualifications or job prospects but I'm extremely wealthy. I live on the other spectrum though, in a low-socio economic area in what could be described as ghetto, I drive a reliable/cost effective car and dress nicely, but nothing that suggests otherwise.
Only my closest friend knows, no-one else, especially not my family. It's hard to explain why I live this double-life, I guess I worry about being perceived differently in my circle of friends, being seen as a free-ride or anything else.
The real confession is, after my parents divorce my mother fell on rough financial times - barely affording to pay her bills or rent. The issue wasn't the money, it's the way she's treated me and my family for so many years. I wonder if she were to have lost the house would I have intervened.
Not really dark or deep but everyone just assumes I'm a bum.
I have a fat fetish
>>695513583
If your family doesn't know you're wealthy and you have no qualifications/work prospects, how did you come into it?
I almost fucked a "female to male" tranny the other night, (on hormones, still had tits and her pussy, wasn't really masculine at all just kinda dykish) but when she saw my dick she noped the fuck out saying there was no way it'd fit.
Little disappointing but also an ego boost I guess.
I like showing cheesy videos on Omegle. Surprising how many people stop to watch them. Especially girls.
>>695513684
Nice.
>>695499036
See this as it's truth.
>>695499312
>>695513209
yeah, see, add a leather belt, some metal tats and maybe hair highlights in a punk/rocker style, the boots work perfectly, and....if i wasnt gay id tap that. i totally did not realise you were cam whoring, i was just replying to the crooked nose post, thought you were just upset at your general appearance. wew, awkward. id reckon youd make a decent tomboy tho, as well.
>>695513381
and did you?
only one step from that to cumming on her little sister directly anon
>>695513345
hmm, I guess it would be getting fisted until I bled or something like that. I also really like the idea of roleplaying as someones housewife (like cooking for them or something) and then getting really brutally fucked or gang banged.
I want to experience being a patient in a mental hospital or go to jaiI but there is no realistic way that won't ruin my life.
>>695479844
I jack off into condoms for an easy cleanup
>>695514089
Drug dealer
>>695514630
Thanks anon. you like the idea of bleeding? I'd love to force my fist into you.
Can we see that vibe out of you too? Or maybe suck your juices off of it.
Do you like the idea of all these men fapping to these pics?
>>695514630
God damn it, this anon here
>>695509410
>>695506984
As a huge fisting fan, I have to tell you that you're too much of a god damn cock tease, you need to get your ass to Oregon one of these days so I can absolutely ruin you.
>>695513209
I find it hard to believe you've never touched dick before. yeah, you're not a 10 face-wise, but you're not bad-looking either. and you can't hide a bod like that. surely, someone's tried to get in your pants before?
>>695514604
>and did you?
Of course.
We lost contact but I bet I could have had her playing with her sis on cam otherwise.
Raped 14 year old girlfriend at the time and didn't even realize it.
I was a dumb fucker from a small religious town, socially retarded autist that somehow landed a solid 9/10 qt 3.14 from the mainland.
Went to visit and we drank, forced myself on her while drunk and thought nothing of it because boys and girls fuck, I knew this as fact because I was a worldly man about town.
She's all distant then clingy for weeks.
Didn't realize what was up but broke up with her for being weird and because I'm a retard.
Realized a couple years later and never told anyone.
>>695515120
motherfuck
can you please give me everything you remember so I can track this girl down and start talking to her
>>695514764
christ are you me. i read in this book, some throwaway line about how they had museams or amusement parks where you could get injected with the bubonic plague or get given brain damage and then you get to wander around an amusement park set in whatever the diseases age was set, and at the end you just got a nanomachine injection that healed you up and thats what people did in a perfect pain free future, since without pain you have no reference for pleasure, and got all obessed with that idea over the years and now, when i go to bed i fantasize about getting massive brain damage or getting seriously injured and surviving and being a burden on everyone but being too fucked up to tell people to finish me off or comprehend whatevers happened to me. its not even sex or anything anymore, just fantasies like getting clipped by a car and getting like a piece of your skull punched into your brain and becoming half a vegatable. something about the sheer terror of the thought. ive totally given up reconcilling it or explaining why, and i know that theres no way i actually want to experience it but i can barely find anything else to think about
>>695507935
Sure man
>>695515339
Sorry find your own. This is 4chan. There must be plenty of women into loli here looking to expand their horizons.
>>695514549
That's actually nice to know since I tend to dress like a boy. My hair used to be light blue but I dyed it black to look for a job
>>695479844
I knew the girl Bob Saget raped and killed in 1990.
>>695479844
I have 2 gfs, fucked an old time friend one day at my house while mom was watching tv in the next room. Mom dident know she was even there. Next day took virgen 2nd gf and took her v card inside my moms car. Planning on going to a party tomorrow and hitting on my bffs gfs friend. Im acting like im 15 when Im 22. What is wrong with me.
>>695515387
I don't want physical pain or something that ruins my life but man sometimes I fantasize about being dragged off to a mental hospital in restraints. I know they don't do that anymore, I don't know why I desire it but damn I realIy do.
>>695515615
Damn. Is she okay?
>>695510256
I'd let you let me touch your butt.
>>695479844
When I was 13 I almost killed a kid and cracked his skull open by dropping a watermelon on his head.
>>695515562
sure, but you're not using that one. she's currently going to waste, lets make good use of her.
>>695479844
Dont forget to change her "identity", I love seeing the cringe shit of other kin,its literally the next step down from mental retardation.
>>695514630
hey femanon, how about doing me a favor and post a full frontal? i mean no clothing at all from head to toe and showing head to toe. would make junior here pretty damn happy
>>695515865
what happened to him later in life? fuII recovery?
>>695479844
Have you considered killing yourself for being a fucking weirdo loser.
>>695515008
I love it
>>695515016
Honestly, if I had the money to travel across the country I think I'd actually go. I'm too impulsive like that :0
>>695514089
I inherited a sizable estate from my grandparents, which I expanded through savvy investing. Anddd then I made some money with poker.
My gf's lease is about to run out and she hasn't had any luck finding a place, so it's going to be an awkward conversation when I move her into one of my places.
communist shit stains are some of the most stupid people alive beware of anyone from a commie scum country they're so retarded they've tried to outright steal somebodies house with fake money
>>695501000
triple kek i thought the same
>>695514764
It's actually not that hard. Check yourself into a place for mental problems/depression. Tell them you have depression. While in there, act up..pretend you're unstable and they will put you into the ICU where they put the really unstable people. You'll be locked up in restraints and everything. You're welcome
>>695516094
Are you planning to tell her if that happens? or are you gonna concoct some bs story?
>>695516058
Are you into anal?
>>695515762
nah, she kill.
>>695516058
Fuuuck... thanks for filling the request.
What do you like, the pain or the feeling of helplessness? What if I hogtied you and forced you to suck my cock and then went and got my dog to fuck you while you were helpless?
Also thread's passed the bump limit, we may need a new one.
>>695515716
yeah the pain part is why i know i wouldnt want to irl, but the effects it has it what interests me. could mess around with diphenhydramine if you want a simple way to feel crazy for a few hours, just really research it because shit can fuck you up. itll make you hallucinate things that you cant tell are not real, and thats whats dangerous about it. youll get someone whose been dead for a while entering your room and telling you you need to get milk from the store, and youll go do it. its only the next day you remember that theyve been dead for 10 years and its 4 am so all the stores were closed
>>695516058
Do this now. >>695516014
>>695516058
You should message me on my throwaway kik, Ohgodwhythis we could talk about working something out for the future or just whatever, I mean you're already being a good slut posting pictures on here so I don't have to ask about that.
>>695506437
post a screenshot here faggit
>>695516046
Surprisingly, he only had some sort of a skull fracture and a bad concussion. I say "surprisingly" because at the time I was so angry I wasn't thinking clearly, and I actually threw it on his head from 10 feet above him. I heard from someone that he's still a complete asshole but he moved a long time ago. Weird how I got away with it tbh
The only reason I wanted to meet my gf is because she's a trap. Shortly after learned alot about how wrong that was. Shits fine now but if she knew she would probably tell me to fuck off. Traps etc get so much shit from society, and I was just another shithead. I'm glad she opened my eyes.
>>695516269
yeah but won't it be on some record, can't it ruin future jobs? Also do they reaIIy use restraints? I don't know, I'll think about this a lot
When I was 10-14 I would get my younger cousins and family friends daughters to suck me off when we were left alone because all of our parents would go out together. They ranged from ages 6-10.
I lost my virginity to my mom's best friends daughter, I was 14 she was 12. It's really weird now because the mother married into our family, so the girl is pretty much my cousin now. Havent really spoken to her since I was about 16. I'm 23 now so she's 21 and I think she got engaged. I still have the feelings or whatever, but no desire to pursue.
>>695516413
>>695516058
Also I'm on secrets4chan if you want to talk but the thread dies.
>>695516058
impulsive enough to accept a plane ticket in exchange for being someones private fucktoy for a week or so?
>>695516694
Are you beta enough to fap to pictures of me fucking her and ruining her pussy for all of you cucks to see?
>>695516819
Like you'd leave your basement, anon.
>>695510256
Grow out your hair though.
A:So I can pull it
B:More attractive, less bulldyke
>>695516948
Lol can see why lesbians like
>>695508801
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>695516605
>trap
>gf
pick one
>Traps etc get so much shit from society
with good reason. the T in LGBT ought to be burned and shat on
When I was 12 I had gone out one night with my buds from school to hang out, the usual stuff, but we found this 8 year old girl alone walking in the street
She clinged on to us, following us, asking if we've seen her parents
We got kinda worried about her, so we decided to help the little runt
While looking for the thing's parents, ne and my buddies slowly started to notice that she spoke with herself and would do weird things with her arms and we all got to the conclusion that this girl was batshit crazy. We took her to an open park so she could play for a while as we thought of was to get rid of her, but one of the guys said"hey guys... look, don't freak out about my idea but you guys mind of I touched her? I got kinda horny, and I need to do something". There, we all got the "brilliant idea" of feeling her up
So we walked over to her and asked her if she wanted to play a game while we waited for her parents
She said that she'd like to, and asked what game. One of my guys said "the tickle game", she had to go behind a bush take all her clothes off and try to not make a noise as we tickled her
The little retarded got excited and we all went behind to bush and we all took turns "tickling" the girl. For being like 8 or 9 she kinda had an ass and her tits were starting to grow.
We all did actual tickling on her, but spend most of our time tickling her nips, playing and fingering her tiny tight pussy, and her little ass
One of my friends (the one that gave the idea) was too rough with her. He started the actual tickling, bit almost immediately went to her little cunt and was fingering her way to fast and hard that she started crying. We tickled her to make her stop and told her that she would lose if she cried
She stopped crying, and for atleast the next 20-30 minutes we were tickling her and molesting her. Me and one of my friends just tickled her to try to make her laugh, and occasionally would molest her, bit the rest of the guys went directly for her pussy
>>695516611
I know from experience that it won't be on your record since it's medical and won't impact future jobs. Also, yes they do use restraints if they view you as a threat and put you in ICU. Hell they still use electro shock therapy (ECT). I know patients that swear by it and go in every few months to have it done. Remember playing a guy in ping pong after he got ECT treatment
Me and my buddy show each other our penars when we were fairly young.
>>695516058
Still waiting on >>695516433
I'm making a kik right now
I'll try and post it before the thread dies
I eat shit straight from the bowl
>>695516333
I'll just flat out tell her, there's going to be a time when I'm going to have to anyway.
She will be annoyed I've kept this from her all this time, but hopefully she understands my reasoning.
And then she can take solace in the fact that she's one of two people who know, wish me luck anon.
>>695517473
Good girl, make sure you message me.
>>695517473
If it dies, post in the other secrets thead at >>695504374 and we'll come look for you there.
Like i said my kik is secrets4chan so hmu. Fuck I want to suck one of those boobs real bad now.
>>695517359
Alright I'll try it more than likely, I won't be stuck there right? am I going to be drugged up?
>>695517628
Good luck. although if she's not batshit crazy or immature, you won't need luck
>>695517749
You won't be stuck there so long as you behave. It's on a voluntary basis and they won't give you drugs unless you sign off on that
>>695517913
I don't see any reason not to do this now, thanks anon, really! I can maybe live out a long wanted fantasy.
>>695517473
What a tease. no full frontal, no kik, and thread's about to 404
>>695518051
Good luck man. It is an experience you'll never forget. You'll see some truly fucked up people and others who are self aware and want real help
>>695518222
trips firms it.
>>695518308
wait am I an asshoIe for doing this? taking up space and resources? maybe I'll get help with my lil bit of depression
>>695518051
what is it that appeals to you?
had drug induced psychosis for a month or so, shit was so not fun..
I can be in Cleveland in 5 hours. I'm 43 y/o and married. Would fuck your ass and leave.
