Waifu claiming thread.
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>>695449641
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
I'M FAST AS FUCK, BOI!
blake claimed
>>695458165
>futa edition
Claimed
Homura and Kyouko have no fighting spirit
I am disappoint
Holo claimed,post more futa or I`ll call the FBI.
>>695457917
Not a futa fan. But I am a fan of dicks
>>695457993
Lewds of Fran
Claimed
>>695457442
Oh, my bad. I hope you get better then! Geez, little sleep plus a cold is never a good combo... godspeed.
You know what guys, I'm drifting in and out of sleep right now, so Im just going to call it a night.
I'll see you all later.
>>695457872
Eh?! You're doing what now!?
No scalpel zones are also no needle zones!
still here
>>695458369
have fun with that
>>695457145
>>695456884
>>695458257
>>695458330
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>sachi
>>695457429
Oh I am an adult, I'll be sure to take good care of you.
>You look warm, let's get you out if those clothes~
>>695457557
Sucks when lips go numb.
>>695457917
All good.
Also it's a pretty general fetish all throughout the internet. It's why it's so easy to find.
>>695458386
C ya mate. Good night.
>>695458468
Futa is great and you are a faggot.
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind
>>695458330
i have more but i have to find it within my 10,000 fucking files
>>695458369
what are you fucking gay?
>>695458473
i dont see how. i guess im just too straight :^)
I added Vayne to my friend list.
>>695458306
I blame Vayne.
>>695458659
Ew.
>>695458609
This.
>>695458473
i dont mind that too much
>>695458609
>no faggots allowed
>no faggots allowed
>no faggots allowed
>GET OUT GET OUT
leave then kid
>>695458386
Sleep is for some weeks like me lol thanks amd good night!
>>695457872
>>695458369
The lengths these story writers go to for the or manga
>>695458330
This is really good art of her tbh
>>695458468
I agree
>>695458659
>
Best mage claimed
>>695458900
this
>>695458900
this tbh
Claimed.
This is now a Rudd thread, post Rudd
>>695458863
I plan on asking some painter to paint it for me so I can hang it over my bed.
>>695458609
Who cares, we can ignore the rules for a second if there is futa involved.
>>695458330
Guess I'll have to find some
>>695458434
Probably won't keep them for long
>>695458415
Why not?
>>695458609
Rules are guide lines
>>695458650
Yes
>>695458900
I dont get it.
I want to marry Hanzo and/or Genji!
I swear it will be high noon
>>695459233
>>695459268
Rules are rules you fucking commies.
>>695459268
lmao deadass?
thats cool man, i dont have an issue with gays
why your waifu a chick then?
>>695458473
I am a chaste maiden and will not be swayed so easily!
>>695459268
I don't know what you're trying to inject!
Find a flaw
Protip: You can't
I'm still newish, but what is the problem with lewd? It's been a rule since I first claimed
>>695459201
>liek dis?
>>695458306
It starts fading at midnight, it's 3am. My fighting spirit has been replaced by something else spirit.
>
>>695458877
>>695458776
I just wanted to tell him to fuck off one last time.
>>695459268
Phone is on hold now. Im am pleased
>>695459419
Dont call me a commie you commie
>>695459268
cool fran has a lot of hands
>>695459422
Nope, I'm the one people didn't like.
I want him inside of me
>>695458589
Futa is gay and you are a faggot
>>695459233
No
Hey guys, lets RP. If we are posting lewds anyway, why not?
b-baka onii-chan
>>695459301
The time is now
>>695458659
>Irelia
I'm so proud of you.
I've never tried Duskblade on her, though.
>>695459781
Oh come on, dont be so tense. Just sit back and enjoy the futa.
>>695458863
I like the names
>>695459382
Nice choice
>>695459427
More of a "lab partneru"
>>695459507
Medicine
And she seems to like her operation
>>695459606
That she does
Succumb to Rudd
Paul Rudd is disgusting.
Nani Rudd-San?
>>695459507
You are a chaste maiden, that's why you must allow your chamber maid to service you accordingly~
>>695459978
those are fightin words
>>695459978
get out you fucking wierdo
alright boys im hoping off. time to get to bed for work tomorrow. been a nice night, see you guys tomorrow
>>695459978
succumb to rudd
>>695459942
i can't enjoy futa
>>695460160
See you.
>>695459978
kno u XDDDDD
>>695460255
why?
cum on onii-chan
>>695459957
I don't get that one.
>>695460113
No no. Chaste maidens take care of themselves because they're shy!
Am I kawii Onee-sama?
>>695460160
Have a lewd night
>>695460255
Neither can I
>>695460082
I've never said this before but this anime shit is stupid. Love anime? You're five years old. Period.
>>695459668
:/ I'm sure people like ya
>>695459957
And the kinky stuff
>>695459978
Literally who?
>>695460415
Thats guro. Im pretty sure thats guro.
>>695460450
What are you,gay?
>>695460484
everyone knows that Genji is from overwatch baka onii-chan
>>695460438
>
>>695460484
You've never said it before, but you sound as stupidly opinionated as the thousands that said it before you
>>695459921
She is my favourite champ, good to see that once again you have good taste.
I don't really know much about how I'm supposed to build her right now.
I quit on the beginning of S3, had someone else on my account until like a month ago.
Yea.
>>695460724
MUDA MUDA MUDA
>>695460484
i agree
>>695460329
because its a fetish i don't like
Ryuko Claimed
>>695460816
I was expecting you saying something like "because its gay". I even had a counter to that. Goddamn you and your rationality.
>>695460033
>>695460586
Eh? I mean what Fran said, not the picture.
>>695460415
~~I'm injecting things into you with my bug needle~~
>>695460546
Maybe
>>695460586
I have told you that I am! I did earlier today!
What a wonderful night
>>695458650
Must steal
>>695461036
:^)
>>695458165
isla claimed
>>695461062
>>695460546
Probably, I know a few were rad to me, I feel like such a newfag, drag down conversation. Not trying to be pity party either.
Work is kind to me today
>>695461064
Thats a second mistake today. /Nosleep/ takes its toll agian. I need to drink less of those energy drinks.
>>695461106
Oh. Well thats ok. Also:
HAHA SEE FAGGOTS? GAYS DONT ENJOY FUTA, SO FUTA ISN`T GAY.
~awoo
>>695461106
No no. You keep your needles out of here.
>>695461364
>>695461517
>>695459957
wouldnt it be weird
>>695461464
Don't like the female figure in that way
If anything, futa is definitely bi
>>695461466
~~its a different kind of needle~~
>>695461447
Like you, you were rad to me.
>>695461767
claiming best bf
>>695461913
>>695461835
Just want to interject. Dicks are mad gay yo.
>>695461464
I don't know that you can have one gay say their opinion and extrapolate it on to all of the gays...
It's all good about the mistake though, i know how being tired can be.
>>695461835
Ehh but... it's still a needle, no?
>>695459585
Weird
My fighting spirit flares up easily. When someone pisses me off I want to shove my foot up their ass so hard they'll throw up my shoelaces. no way those cocky fuckers are winning on our watch
> My fighting spirit has been replaced by something else spirit.
Salt spirit
>I just wanted to tell him to fuck off one last time.
That's some next level salt
>>695461447
No more niggers running off with your chicken?
>>695461464
But I'm straight and I don't enjoy futa either
>>695461864
Thank you kind stranger
>>695461835
I guess so. Also, is it ok to think of your waifu as a futa? I mean, I never did it, but if I could I probably would.
Im such a fucking degenerate, holy shit doods.
>>695462252
Im not even that tired, but my reading comprehension is going down, and my hands are trembling. Apart from that Im ok.
>>695461447
Rory, I got a small video of it starting up. It's still got some work that need be done, but it is operational to an extent.
>>695461781
It's for surgery
>>695462138
I'm agree to that
But add tits and a girl's face and it's bi
>>695462252
~~i think you know what it is~~
And I agree to what you said, but I'm not sure if many gays would go for futa
>>695462506
Do whatever. She can modify her body if she wanted, even become a hot guy
>>695458609
glad to see someone is pointing out the rules in here.
gross in here lately
>>695462361
Did you ever end up singing on vocaroo a few weeks back? Unless you are a different person who is claiming her, then never mind
>>695462138
I approve your statement, fellow purple eyed waifu claimer
>>695460415
Nono, a maiden must never raise a finger!
>I'll be the one using their fingers~
>>695462552
Or maybe you need my fingers more!
>Hey cutie~
>>695462667
Now days the only people pointing out the rules are shitpsosters.
>>695462667
ey bby you wanna fuk?
>>695462698
i agree with your agreement
>>695461106
Just maybe?
>>695461435
Who'd you piss off? Lol
>>695462639
I feel like i need more of that pic
>>695462297
I don't know, I struggle between wanting to show them how trash they are and not wanting to try too hard.
It wasn't salt spirit I was referring to but I guess it's fair that you call it that. It's hard to get me pissed off enough to become toxic in a game but when it happens it's a whole new level.
That Vayne was a joke, hurr durr I survive with 4 hp because I had a pot and I'm so skilled.
>>695462806
shitpsosters
I need to take a break. I`ll be back in a few, just need to take a brake. I need to calm down. Maybe that will help with my hands shaking.
Anyone knows some calming music or shit like that? I`ll lurk for now.
>>695462639
I don't!
But i feel like i need an adult again, for some reason
>>695462718
Eh? N-no. That's ok.
>>695462718
Hey pervy! I meant this!
>I am excited as fuck
>Also driving my dads car, even though it's an autotragic, it's still kinda fun!
>Makoto
>>695462834
I would do anything to you
>>695462890
>picture
I don't see how does that make you a loser.
>>695462890
I don't think I really made people angry. I'm pretty sure just that me being a nooblette and not being the guy who usually claimed Eureka rubbed people the wrong way. Couldn't really connect with anyone for more than a few posts.
I'm sad. Anyone wanna hear my shit?
>Late claim
>I'm listening to If You Go Away by Neil Diamond. It's not helping even a bit
>>695463158
hmmm?
>>695462639
imagine all of the hands touching you though
>>695462718
Telegram?
>>695462667
I try to keep the lewd off, but today is my day off
>>695462890
You might know what I'm into
>>695462928
There isn't any sex in the actual manga, that is the lewdest it gets
>>695463129
It might be a part of me
>>695463401
I shall listen to you!
>>695462675
I did. Several times since.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DUBdIDLrTD
But every time was at work and so no real power or warm up.
>>695462552
I found a few recordings from LoL and MWO on my comp, all of them entertaining.
>me as Cait being a good Cait
>what happens when a pro MWO team gets deunk and decides to get all up in their faces x2
>>695463537
Why is lewd bad!
I get that wanting to jerk it every thread would suck sometimes but don't you all love your waifus
Guys, my hands are still shaking. What the fuck do I do?
>>695463129
No means yes. Lay back and relax, let your maid take care of you~
>>695463143
Bice nike.
>>695463537
It keeps opening and closing on me.
>Lewd thread don't die on me now?
>>695463785
Yay! I'm glad, I'll have to do some again too. That was a fun couple threads
>>695462834
How could it be otherwise?
>>695462989
>when it happens it's a whole new level.
At least you don't take it out on your own team
>That Vayne was a joke
I love how she went off when you killed her once when she dove under tower
One should be humble in victory, graceful in defeat
He was neither. Take comfort in knowing you are better than him
>>695463946
It's seen as disrespectful towards one's waifu since you're basically whoring her out. Not everyone feels the same way about it. We're mostly just trying to avoid senseless porn spam
>>695464143
Quickly grab some maracas
>>695463537
I knew it!
No no!
ChasteMaidenChasteMaidenChasteMaidenChasteMaidenChasteMaiden
>>695464220
What? That's not how words work at all!
>>695464220
>Lewd thread
Bad Mizore.
>>695463240
Memes
>>695463324
Oh yeah the original eureka. That guy is a rarity around here. And most of the shit said to you should be meme in thread
>>695463537
Sexy raunchy domination
>>695463493
Kinky
>>695463746
Oh, your still here
>>695463946
I mean for lewdly talking
I don't want to subject you guys to it
>>695464220
Shit. That's not good
>>695464143
What happened?
>>695464380
So you did know it?
>>695464463
Potentiality
>>695464607
it would freak me out
>>695464607
I didn't. But i had a hunch!
After a few times thinking about it...
I swear, i'm just plain slow sometimes.
Late claim, playing Civ V. How's everyone?
>>695464607
Not sleeping the whole night. Drinking some energy drinks. But the thing is, I skip the night quite often, but I have never had this weird shit going on.
>>695464220
Mizore your such a hoe, I like it though
>>695464278
OK, that does make sense. I figured the spam thing, but wouldn't there be a time and place for it.
Also if you guys who remember, I don't have my faggot WP anymore
>>695464915
Im pretty good apart from my hand shaking.
I could say the same, it's relieving to know people can still appreciate a good champion.
>I don't really know much about how I'm supposed to build her right now
Nonsense, your build was pretty standard, and Duskblabe could be incredibly broken on her right now, I'll have to try it.
>And hey, at least he got you to gold.
>>695464441
Once again, cute > lewd.
Who's baking?
>>695465270
Lemme.
>>695464833
In a kinky way?
>>695464840
Oh, so you are
>>695464934
Not good...
>>695465270
I will
>>695464935
>wouldn't there be a time and place for it.
Well as shown in thread related there are lewder threads and tamer threads. You'll still get called out on it by some but nobody will give a shit next thread
>if you guys who remember, I don't have my faggot WP anymore
I don't remember you, sorry
>>695465165
>cute > lewd.
Yes
>>695464607
Haha yeah I have been ghosting all these lewds
>>695464915
Heya! Who are you playing as??
>>695465270
Makes no difference to me as long as it doesn't have retarded rules.
>>695465049
Why's your hand shaking?
>>695465557
>>695464441
This is some bad quads luck today.
>>695465165
Agreed.
Dio Sama...
>>695465363
no in like it would be weird
>>695465633
>>695465633
As I stated before, I have no fucking idea. Maybe its lack of sleep, maybe toom uch energy drinks, I dont know. But it sure as hell makes playing anything or even writing hard.
What the fucking fuck is wrong with you fuckers?!
THIS IS NOT /b/!!
>>695465514
Enjoying them?
>>695465748
Oh, I would you!
>>695465799
It's just hands
Fran
>>695465865
Go to sleep.
>>695465867
then what is /b/?
>>695465871
ill be right back and it would be like a lot of them