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>>695456402
yes
it was probably unavoidable
Rim jobs are super fun. It's a shame not many people know how to do it right.
your skin on my skin making electric cuddles
Fat, TOO FAT
>>695455946
>internetexplorer bravery
What
>>695455960
I have read Marx. Precious few of the people who voted for communism in Venezuela have read Marx, or are literate enough to read Marx. The progenitor of a political philosophy is seldom relevant to the practical applications of his own philosophy. Communism by definition requires stealing from people. It is immoral.
I don't know where you went to school but certainly never learned any of that and our education system is notoriously liberal.
>All major discoveries and new technologies are being developed in Europe and Asia.
Which is why everyone in the world has an iPhone. Which is why despite America's 300,000,000 people its economy outpaces China's 1.3 billion. Europe and Asia are competitive and we benefit greatly from trade with them, but by no means are they the forerunners in technological development.
>He COULDN'T fix the problem. Because any time he tried to do anything he had to fight the Congress tooth an nail for months. And with the GOP holding the majority in both the House and the Senate he'd invariably lose.
You don't know how our government works. Outside of a formal declaration of war, house and senate have no decision making power with our military. Obama had absolute power to choose our role in the middle east and he screwed the pooch.
>>695456086
I have done that before yes but in my defense not OFTEN.
>>695456625
what is the correct technique
>>695454680
bulk
all I want is bulk
the steamroom has turned out to be a surprising bonus though.
>>695456663
Some old poster desu
You have bad memory.
>>695456663
There is no defense for your actions.
Come back to me when OFTEN becomes NEVER.
>>695456930
*not often
>>695456663
The correct technique? I don't know, I'm a top. The one that feels good.
>>695456930
>>695456918
No idea who that is.
>>695456930
No. Panties are comfy.
>>695456982
surely you have some insights into which of your partners have done it correctly and ideas, based on your experience, on what felt good and what did not.
>>695456982
>>695457084
Kill yourself.
>>695457108
Well, poking it with a dry tongue is no fun. You've got to get it wet and not be afraid to get in there.
>>695457108
Comfy for me is lounging around in a beater and NORMAL PEOPLE underwear, i.e. boxer briefs.
>>695457265
I'm in heaven.
>>695457332
I knew if you looked deep into your heart you'd find the answer.
>>695457338
Ew, I just wear normal boxers. And I HATE beaters. The worst.
Who wouldnt want to lounge around bare chested in women's underwear?
>>695457108
>using your head space to remember academic shit instead of meaningless minutia from an avatar fetish community
Can't comprehend this
>>695457633
In my defense, I remember some meaningFUL minutia from here.
>>695457603
>>695457603
>>695457603
>>695457603
snuggler, david says to tell you he's absconded
>>695457479
At least 75% of last semester consisted of me wearing a beater underneath a jacket.
>>695457793
I rescind the statement about us dressing similarly.
>>695456663
Not whoever you're talking to but the US doesn't benefit from trade with most of Asia. In fact, I think trade with Japan would be the only one that is even vaguely equitable. Although, there's still the monetary issues with Japan.
>>695457906
Japan and South Korea, which are some of the biggest contributors in terms of new technologies anywhere in the world. Even so, when I said we benefit with trade from Asia I really meant "we get to buy lots of cheap shit from Asia that's pretty neat." By no means are we running anything but a deficit there.
>>695457874
Nobody can see what's underneath the jacket, so it's still just wearing a jacket and jeans.
Also I can cover tech in place with jab, but can't react in perfect time for a regrab. How do I get better reaction time tho.
>>695458272
>how do I get better reaction time
You know what? I'm 100% convinced at this point that covering all techs on reaction with grab consistently is not actually possible. Like I've spent an inordinate amount of time labbing it, especially considering I don't play sheik. And I've watched too many excellent sheiks drop it far too often. I don't think it's real anymore. Druggedfox doesn't even PLAY sheik these days man.
>>695456610
I'm sorry, I didn't realize that most of the major players on the field of Quantum Physics are in Asia. And I wasn't aware that CERN and the Large Hadron Collider were located in any place other than Europe.
>>695456663
>In 2007, of Venezuelans aged 21 and older, 95.2% could read and write, one of the highest literacy rates in the region. The literacy rate in 2007 was estimated to be 95.4% for males and 94.9% for females.
You very VERY obviously haven't read Marx.
You've obviously never heard of the controversial movement for American Superiority that is now being implemented in history classrooms around the country. I lucked out in my education in that my history teachers went off book to ensure we learned about the genocide of the natives, the war crimes we committed in both WWII and Vietnam, and how horrendous slavery truly was.
iPhones are manufactured in China, idiot.
I do know how our government works. The President doesn't just have carte blanch to do whatever he wants. He only has a certain amount of power, he's only there to enforce the law. Congress makes the laws, The President enforces them, and the Supreme Court interprets them. Also, I'm not only talking about the fucking war, numb nuts, the war killed our economy as much as the complete deregulation of all the businesses and banks. JUST pulling troops out of the Middle East wasn't going to magically fix our economy. Every economic policy he tried to implement was pretty much shot down by the Congress.
Again, you are a complete and total failure of a human being. You fail as an intellectual, your opinions are formed based upon absolutely no real firm understanding of any sort of fact, and you run your mouth about shit you don't know anything about. If ever there were a person whose death would enliven the gene pool and make the world slightly better, you would be it, you fucking bad example.
>>695456860
Cause of all those redneck peepees?
>>695457730
Wanna buy me some women's underwear so we can lounge around together? We can compare bulge sizes!
>>695458542
I'm tired of just keeping the threat of an up-smash read out there.
I want perfection, and jab doesn't cut it if my opponent sees it. Though then there's mindgames where they might try to favor tech in place SDI the jab or whatnot and then I could up-smash more and then they'd see that and blah blah blah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkQ7_oWqKpc
>>695458103
The issue with the "cheap" shit is that, yes, it's shit, but it also comes with an extraordinarily high price tag--metaphorically speaking. Even then, it's not exactly cheap on a nominal basis either as CPI hasn't shown virtually anything getting cheaper on a comparative basis.
>>695458587
I'll be honest, I was making a joke about venezuelans, but I'll admit I was wrong about that.
I have read Marx. Like, I'm not sure how to prove it to you from over the internet, but I have, and that's still irrelevant.
No, I have not heard about that. America IS superior to most other countries in the world, but being dishonest about how we got to become the most powerful country in the world is not useless.
Manufactured in China doesn't matter; they were developed here. Manufacturing is not a creative process; the creative process comes first.
You were talking very specifically about the war in the middle east. Pic related is your comment on the subject. That said, of course his economic policies were shot down by congress; they were terrible ideas. The economy is doing fine regardless.
That was rude.
>>695458886
I'm more broke than you probably but honestly? I kinda do.
>>695459121
So what I'd recommend doing is implementing a tiny dashdance so that if they shine or spotdodge after teching in place you can actually space around it if you're not getting the reaction perfectly. That's more viable to perfect than the reaction, I think.
>>695459367
I'll take your word for it. I'm not by any means an expert on American/Asian trade agreements or relationships.
is not useful*
>>695459635
Pick a pair out and ill consider it.
>>695458587
>ad hom and insult regurgitation
Oh look, it's a liberal, how cute. ;^)
>>695459635
I've gone through several options.
More often than not when I implement the dashdance I tend to mess up grabs more than it helps.
Wavedash to follow / position outside of shine immediately after throw didn't much benefit me either, though I'm considering trying it again after improvement and seeing Plup do it some.
>>695459635
They were "developed here" really what it was was Steve Jobs going I want a thing that can do this, then a bunch of other people from around the world made it happen.
Yes, the war is what killed our economy, but the deregulation of businesses and banks made it possible to be killed. His ideas were terrible? Yet what little he did get through has caused our economy to slowly come back to life.
I'm a rude person.
>>695459940
I'm not a liberal.
i'd like to point out that
>we benefit with trade from Asia
>By no means are we running anything but a deficit there
is some hilarious backpedaling, especially since they were consecutive sentences.
anyway, bye
mornin sunshines
>>695458587
The majority of research depends heavily on what field you are in.
>Engineering
Iceland, Central America, USA, China, SK, NK, and Japan
>bio and chem
depends on what kind of bio really
>math
USA
>Quantum Physics
hasnt been a highlight of Europe since before the Industrial age of America.
Even then it took place more so in America than Europe
>nuclear studies
hasnt been a large political push for it since France is one of the only players left
most countries have fear of Chernobyl
and China has the largest deposit of Ur too
>Large Hadron Collider
a bit more relevant, though there are numerous colliders across the world.
The reason why Asia has surpassed Euro and USA in terms of tech is due to cheap labor and large amounts of resources.
>>695460200
evenin
>>695457741
he has my god damn number
>>695460370
Are people arguing about America?
Should I add my own uninformed voice and make things dumber?
>>695459885
Have a color preference?
>>695459940
I think that's just a plain old communist.
>>695460061
Yeah, that's what plup does. Sheik is clearly not my character so if I don't know how something works my advice at this point is literally "do what plup does" because he's unbelievably good. Honestly I think that's the best option because it makes the actual reaction time more generous.
>>695460145
You know having a trade deficit with a country isn't necessarily bad, right? No, you don't actually.
>>695460091
People who came to the United States, who had the brainpower, applied in an economically free state, to make it happen. That is America's core strength.
The war didn't kill our economy. It really wasn't a good idea, but it didn't kill our economy. The housing market killed our economy, and it came back because free economies always come back after a bubble bursts. You really can't credit obama for the recovery, nor could you in good faith blame him for it not happening faster—because he's the president that presided over the recovery, nobody else is, so we can't know what would've happened with other policies. That said, all else being equal greater economic freedom begets greater prosperity and Obama's "inject money into the wound" philosophy doesn't really fit that mold.
>>695460581
yes and yes.
>>695460400
Hey sexy.
>>695460200
ᶠᵘᶰ fun FUN
In the
ˢᵘᶰ sun SUN
>>695460581
Yes
and it would be preaching to the choir at this point, Mister Lorre has done a swell job of covering that latter portion.
I am literally doing what Chet told me not to do, taking that sweet sweet bait
>>695460670
well hello anon thank you
>>695460590
I am akin to dark blues and purples.
>>695460881
kaldis why am I arguing with a communist, help
>>695460200
The hell is kaito having? Looks like watermelon ice cream.
>>695460590
Tried the dashdance some, and it seems a bit nice. I still do hit the necessary boost grabs, but my dashdance right now seems to occasionally give them too much time after their option for my comfort. Maybe I need to improve on it some, but I think I'll mix it in and, if I see it's effective, keep it.
The wavedash messes my reactions up more than anything, but once again, might be that I'm bad.
>>695460939
I bet you're a super handsome bottom.
Communists are shit, fool. Stop being a shit.
>>695461132
*deposits seamen into your hair*
>>695460977
You should talk to scales.
Get these
https://www.amazon.com/EPYA-Womens-Panties-Underwear-Briefs/dp/B01CA35FIG/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&qid=1468982755&sr=8-7&keywords=panties+purple
>>695461132
Whichever one you choose, you need to stick to it and grind out the execution. That will always get you where you want, and it's why I don't recommend the reaction anymore—I really don't think reaction time can be improved beyond a certain point.
>>695461162
im afraid youre not very good at betting
>>695460979
because Bolshevik supporters bring out the worst in us
>>695460622
>>695460881
I think Donald Trump would make an excellent addition to the Presidents of the United States of America
>>695460989
My guess is it is a slice of watermelon that he's stuck a popsicle stick into and then frozen.
Seems like it would make a good cheap substitute for ice cream on a hot day, and you wouldn't need to worry about it melting.
I mean, just imagine him doing back-up singing on this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvAnQqVJ3XQ
I really think Trump would add some lovely harmonics
>>695461445
Well at least your ignorant opinion was correct.
>>695461440
I think the part I hate is where they want to make america communist. Just move to a communist country for fuck's sake, don't screw up freedom for the rest of us.
>>695461445
Sounds like a damn good idea
>>695461417
Why's that?
>>695461320
Excuse you.
>>695461374
I've been stuck for the longest time on trying to cover tech in place and getting nowhere.
Something needs to change, whichever of these options it is.
>>695461445
You are stroking SF's ego
not I thank you though
whatre you up to? Hows State of Decay been?
>>695461619
It might have to do with their beliefs of equality and ignorance to the de facto
>>695461374
Oh man...
>>695461609
Based on his speaking voice he's got kind of a raspy tenor, I think if anything he could cover this as a lead.
>>695461838
Then yeah, it's definitely time to switch up the actual option you choose.
When I play sheik I tend to just jab instead of grabbing on reaction but I know that long term that's not getting the job done.
>>695461884
Utopianism is terrifying.
>>695461838
Open wide, it's time for the cock! *choo choo!*
Also this music video is amazing.
>>695462017
DO IIIIT.
>>695461760
not a bottom
not good looking
>>695460207
You're forgetting about the military technology being developed all across Europe, but predominantly in Germany.
Math isn't by any mean a field America dominates in. Of the 40+ major mathematicians from the 19th century to now, only four of them are American.
Nuclear Research, like what they're doing at CERN, and what CERN is dedicated to?
Quantum Physics is almost entirely dominated by Europeans and always has been. It was even started by a young German in the first half of the 20th century.
>>695460590
That sentence literally doesn't mean anything.
It absolutely did. It cost trillions of dollars that we didn't have. We don't have a free economy. In a free economy businesses that have failed disappear. We are living in a time of the "too big to fail." That isn't freedom, we are so indebted and reliant upon these businesses and banks that we cannot let them fail. Furthermore, the bailout wasn't Obama's idea.
>>695462274
Well, we can share a fleshlight then. :)
I'm sure you're downright adorable.
>>695462024
Yeah, as I continue on the Sheik path, I'm just looking for perfection. Perhaps this is even bugging me too much to the point where I'm ignoring much thought on non-spacies and the matchups.
I used to be very much into the science of grabbing Marth, but I've let go of it recently.
>>695462036
Are you mentally deficient?
It's okay to say yes.
>>695462274
Snuggles, you look alright for your age and diet.
>>695461653
He's an ideas man, that Kaito fella.
>>695461619
You really think he'd be a good addition to the band? Thanks man, I appreciate your support
>>695461884
>You are stroking SF's ego
Did you not see the post I made immediately after that one?
>Hows State of Decay been?
Pretty shit, but I already knew that. It's not my first time playing it.
It's a decent concept and it's got some nice ideas but the execution falls flat.
The one thing you're told over and over not to do - use cars - is comically effective to the point where it's the only real way to deal with some problems.
The melee fighting is a bit of a joke. There's little control and this makes fighting either stupidly easy or pointlessly hard.
There is a specific zombie type which basically means you need to alt-f4 if they catch you in a crowd, because your allies are about as useless as tits on a bull and these things basically auto-stun you for quite some time.
It's got ideas but it's got no idea how to use them. I think there's a sequel coming out but I don't think I will be getting it until it's under 15 bucks on Steam
what does snuggles look like??
>>695462142
>Also this music video is amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg
stop this
Everyone's a bottom to a serial rapist!
>>695462397
It means that the qualities of America itself are what allow for technological innovation like the iPhone. We just need to take the right people in and let them do what bright minds tend to.
We live in a "relatively" free economy. There's precious few absolutely free economies, unfortunately, although I think hong kong is close.
Which of Obama's policies do you think would've helped the economy dramatically that were stonewalled?
>>695462674
100%. But then I think Donald Trump would be a really good addition to literally anything.
>>695462815
that fucking title.
>>695462545
Com'mon, take your dicking like a good boi.
>>695462861
Stop what?
>>695462545
Woops, missed your post.
Yeah, the techchase is important, but you can't exclude other aspects of punish game and certainly not other matchups. I would, for the time being, settle for putting either the dashdance or the wavedash into your regular execution of it, and then devoting similar time to other matchups or conversion scenarios.
>>695462142
Well, maybe IF I COULD EVER GET LAID.
>>695462707
He's got really thin hair that only grows on the side of his head, he's about 50, and he eats a lot of eggs.
>>695463176
I don't see how that's relevant. You don't TRY to get laid, anyway.
>>695462879
You do realize that this isn't an ERP thread or some shit like that, right?
>>695463079
It all comes down to a lack of experience with matchups due to lack of variance in whom I play against.
I wish I had friend for each character, but nah.
Meanwhile, the amount of practice against Sheik my one friend gets is astonishing.
>>695463280
Hot.
>>695463176
It will be a lot easier when you stop pretending you're straight.
>>695463027
you should get a name so we can recognize you friendly anon
>>695462865
>that fucking title.
The song is about as subtle as a brick to the head
I'm trying to remember other songs with good clips that came out when I was a kid
>>695463400
Sure.
>>695463453
But I have a name.
>>695463453
IS it true?
Do you really eat eggs?
>>695463355
I have tried numerous times in the past.
>>695463393
Honestly, if you practice conversions enough on 20XX, lack of matchup experience won't be nearly as big a deal. The way melee works at almost every level of play is that most of it is still punish game. See, anyone can win 4 neutral game interactions per game. But if you kill the other guy off of those 4 interactions, you fucking win. 90% of Armada's success in his early career was literally because he just killed the fuck out of you whenever he touched you, and nobody else was on that level.
>>695463534
The video was unbelievably creepy. I feel uncomfortable.
>>695463700
Try with a dude.
>>695463280
>>695463280
>>695463280
>>695463280
this
>>695463430
I am bi with a preference for males.
>>695462024
Yes Ayn Rand, it is
>>695462397
Who do you think established Quatum Mechanics, because that is an incredibly large observation to have to say that just one person did.
Nuclear Physics is also indrebily general, are you refering to just CERN? because that means jack all.
Are you referring to anti particles, structure, radiation, or something else?
Are you discounting all American done researches then as well?
If a man or woman of a STEM occupancy conducts a research in America, the credit goes to America.
>>695462674
apparently not
Is State of Decay the game that has similar aspects to Dead Island?
>>695463958
Hey, I'm not an objectivist.
>>695463680
Well I don't know it
I'm Snuffles
>>695463685
No complete lies.
>>695463776
I have to fuck a girl that never fucked another male to prove im a man first whilst being young and intense.
>>695463776
Seriously. My Peach setups used to fuck my friends up a shit-ton. Still do sometimes, but they've gotten wiser and don't even let shit barely get started.
When I started taking tech chasing seriously, I started fucking my friends up again, but they learned how to get out of it better.
>>695463956
Okay, so just go to the local gay bar/club and perform a mating display.
You'll get laid by the end of the night, I promise.
>>695463645
Older guys are the hottest.
>>695464266
And...you're gonna do this wearing those cute purple panties?
>>695464284
DI is also a bigger deal for a slow-ass character like peach. Sheik has more options to modify a conversion on account of having more vertical and horizontal speed.
But yeah, most of Melee's development is still in punish rather than neutral. Except for the enigma that is PPMD.
GOING OUT TO THE COUNTRY
TO EAT A LOT OF PEACHES
>>695464060
As in you support the individual?
She was all about that in The Fountain.
>>695463603
Don't act like you don't love me.
>>695464392
Sure.
>>695464351
Gays in bars usually eat you or cut you apart to keep your body parts as trophies.
>>695464618
Objectivism was her philosophy. I don't endorse it, at least not wholesale.
I haven't actually read the fountainhead, just atlas shrugged.
>>695464108
Hi Snuffles!
Some people call me sir, but I'm also known as The Fuckmaster, Dick-king, and Cockulong. Nibi calls me daddy.
>>695463776
It's a 90s video clip. What else would you expect?
>>695463958
Sort of similar
Dead Island actually had a better combat system. In SoD your guy will automatically target an enemy to focus on and it makes fighting a group very difficult, but fighting a lone enemy incredibly easy. I think that may have been the fault of the game being a console port.
This is made worse by the fact enemies have a grab attack which forces you to do a fucking quick time event.
In many elements though the games are similar. SoD is more about building a community and maintaining your base than DI though.
>>695464618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sj_U6vObUA
>>695464513
Aerial mobility thooooo
M2K is an enigma to me. Sometimes he's an absolute god, and other games I can't even know if he's a top player.
>>695464513
No, wearing nothing.
>>695464785
wow I didn't know that. In that case just come to my place, you'll get laid by the end of the night. I promise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_ooSdkMtJM
>>695464821
>Nibi calls me daddy.
So you're responsible for raising that mess?? You should be ashamed.
>>695464829
Not to go to bed with nightmares.
>>695464861
Peach's aerial mobility isn't actually good, she just has options. This is why she is super hard countered by Puff. She has no way of dealing with her. Actually, all of Peach's strengths are in the low landing lag she has on aerials—she's if anything a ground based character in many ways.
M2K's performance is 100% based on his mindset.
>>695464929
Well that's no fun.
>>695464821
>Nibi calls me daddy.
I'm gonna endorse the picture he just posted because that seems accurate for the situation.
>>695465019
No, I heard you're fat, ugly, pasty, pimply, and probably Polish.
>>695465340
>probably Polish.
THE HORROR
>>695465268
Proving yourself isnt fun, but its required.
>>695465268
Oh don't be such a sissy. I know it comes naturally to you but try to fight the urge
>>695465268
It was pretty ambiguous. I was decrying Sheik's aerial mobility.
>she's if anything a ground based character
Well, you can't down-smash in the air, after all.
Happy2King is my favorite thing to see. It makes me happy.
I need sleep, night all
>>695464798
imo The Fountainhead played on the idea of I not only we. I saw some subjectivity to it, but what do I know?
If youre not huge on the libertarian ideology, you might no be a fan of her really as it is.
>>695464829
The Peaches song still comes over the radio here
They look incredibly similar. Enough that I think they might be ran on the same engine.
Is it like a community like what they tried to do in FO4?
>>695465340
I can assure you the only one of those adjectives that applies is being pasty, but that's just a way of proving I'm not a nigger.
Besides, I wasn't saying I'd have sex with you (you might be ugly so I wouldn't want to make that promise) just guaranteeing that I'd get you laid.
Please stop this.
>>695465516
Well I'm quite content not being a real man. I have never taken a girl's virginity. I think I technically took a boy's once, but since I was catching I'm not sure it counts.
>>695465521
I don't have my raifu anywhere near me, I can't be brave.
>>695465566
Oh, I see. Yeah sheik is a 100% grounded character.
Dude, what the FUCK was with sad armada after evo? Like, that reaction was disproportionate.
>>695465645
No objectivism is the NAME of her philosophy, it's not like being objective in the cognitive sense.
And I don't like her writing but not for philosophical reasons. Atlas shrugged was too preachy. I'm broadly libertarian, though.
Goodnight.
>>695465434
better than being a mudskin Syrian huh subby
>>695465737
I doubt you know any
>>695465645
>Is it like a community like what they tried to do in FO4?
Similar, but the canned events you get are a lot better done in SoD
There's no dickhead telling you another community needs your help immediately after you just helped one. They come in at random times and feel a bit more natural.
>>695465875
Oh you poor baby
Niggers
>>695465875
I am not, my personality needs things to brag about.
>>695465904
Look dude, if you don't want to talk with me about this fine but the sorta flippant comments are just rude. There's a real discussion we can have here that I think might actually be interesting.
>>695466041
Hold me nef I'm scared.
Not as scared as Avery is, in all situations, but still pretty scared.
>>695465969
Doubt I know any what?
>>695465875
I love Armada and didn't see this, so not sure if I want to.
I turned off the stream before grands because I was nearly sick due to, unfortunately, binging after dinner while watching. Better now tho.
Anyways I need to get to bed; it's already past my bedtime.
Snuffles, why you so gay?
>>695466257
My ego isn't predicated on manliness I guess.
Which is a good thing since I have a whole lot of ego and the other thing is basically vacant.
>>695466438
You know your binging is getting out of hand when you miss evo grand finals for it. Sorry I spoiled you, but you should still watch grands. It was unbelievably good.
Goodnight.
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>>695466438
What manga is that? sorry if it's been stated before i'm just way too tired to go through everything
>>695466259
Have you ever watched Don't Hug Me I'm Scared? That could help make you feel better.
>>695466604
Yes, I have. Stop trying to sabotage me.
>>695466593
I think you just missed him anon, he's gone to bed
>>695466259
I have nothing else to say on the matter
so no
>>695466407
Virgins
And not the ham-monsters that have cowtits or play dungeon and dragons all day and tip fucking fedoras.
Snuffles, why are you so cute?
>>695466680
awh fuck, no chance you'd know what it is? or maybe some other anon.
>>695466679
I'm not sabotaging you, you just have low quality structural integrity
Nightmare fuel melts subby beams
>>695466714
I don't really want to leave you with the impression that I'm a bad person. I AM for a lot of reasons but I'd rather you thought that because of my actions rather than the things I believe, which are all morally defensible and at least reasonably logical—or if nothing else there's room for discussion.
>>695466730
Those aren't virgins anyway.
>>695467012
I'm pretty impervious to many other fears though. I'm just a very specific type of metal.
>>695466536
Your ego is based off feminine traits. You would be better off being a woman.
>>695467012
subby is a vegan. don't pay attention to him.
>STILL only level 5 in pokemon go
wake me up
>>695467146
Yes they fucking are, fuck you.
>>695467185
Even if that were true (it isn't; my ego is entirely predicated on my perceptions of my intelligence) one cannot simply become a woman, despite what the progressive hegemony would have you believe.
>>695467295
Of all the lies ever told about me, that is by far the most ludicrous. I consume animal flesh with reckless abandon.
>>695467376
You would not BELIEVE how many ugly girls get laid.
>>695467146
Maybe something like aluminum foil
>>695467295
I don't think this is true
Vegans probably can't guzzle cum because it comes from another animal, which would disclude SF. He would have to be a vegetarian.
>>695467631
why must you make fun of me so
>>695467513
You're a woman in a man's body
/end discussion
This is why we need a totalitarian dictatorship so we can make it illegal for these people to have sex.
>>695467811
Do you really need an answer to that?
>>695468136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OMEWH8vilU
I am an effeminate homosexual man in an effeminate homosexual man's body.
I feel like your political perspective is /r9k/ crossed with fascism.
>>695468371
Naw I kinda know it already don't I.
I need to experiment but I keep pussing out. Wat do?
>>695466730
You know you can have sex with people that aren't virgins right...
As a matter of fact you literally can't have sex with a virgin. The whole concept of virginity is flawed and you really shouldn't base... well, anything off of it.
-pupper
>>695468510
Just do what I do and repress all your sexual impulses until you're a sad bitter man sitting there scowling at the world.
>>695468510
Throw some chemicals together and see what happens.
>>695468632
No, virginity at least for woman is a very important concept. Female chastity is EXTREMELY valuable to a man's security in the validity of his children.
>>695468822
Man that explains a lot.
>>695468498
I'm nothing if not reliable
>>695468900
Oh you're several other things I am too polite to list, faggot.
I was not too polite to list that one.
>>695468880
Does it?
>>695468822
I'm about 90% there lol. Good luck
>>695468880
Alcohol doesn't work on me, IDK why.
>>695469105
List them
>>695469112
Well, I don't know about you, but I'm NEVER rude if I've just gotten laid. Hell my general hostility pretty much nosedives whenever I rub one out.
>>695469207
First off, it's terrifying that you think that since alcohol works on everyone. Second, that's not what I meant.
>>695469290
Gay, homo, queer, Australian...
>>695468498
There is only penis goes in and The Penis
You are "penis goes in", now shut your cocksucker.
Sex should be a reward to those worthy and devoted to the collective.
>>695469400
Most of that is just your wishlist, dude
>>695469458
When you put it like that I can't really argue with it.
You should go lead the beta uprising.
>>695468632
All your emotion and energy go into your first. The others are worthless after your initial link.
People are lying when they say they love someone other than who they lost it to.
>>695469637
My wishlist? Not at all. All gay men secretly want to coerce straight men into having sex with them, but you're not straight so that's really not what's going on here.
>>695469207
Luck with what?
>>695469400
I'm always rude, even while I'm having sex.
Nibi that is the single least scientific interpretation of virginity I've ever heard.
>>695469868
I don't for a second believe you're this impolite in your day to day interactions.
/r9k/'s views on misogyny are boring but it is nice to have a place free of normies who have had sex and relationships.
>>695469842
I'm so straight scientists use me as a measure to ensure their lasers are not faulty.
>>695470047
Some aspects of misogyny are entirely rational. But if you're looking for virgin camaraderie I actually recommend krautchan's /int/. They're a little bit less noxious and bitter.
>>695470039
Not when I'm at work because I'd get fired and not have any money.
>>695470209
I'm pretty sure the only things you've ever done with a laser pointer are cat abuse and impromptu prostate stimulation.
>>695470408
What about friends and family and shit?
>>695470486
Please. Of the variety of things I have had up my rear end, a laser pointer is not one of them
>>695470218
I know nothing of technology
Science is yet not advanced enough to explain certain fabrications of reality.
>>695470699
I'm betting it just got put on the to do list though huh.
>>695470787
/int/ is not a technology board
>>695470218
Oh, /int/ means international. Well I know nothing of politics
>>695470863
Fuck no, laser pointers are tiny
Might as well use my pinky
>>695470486
I'm ruder to my friends than I am to people I don't even like. I hardly ever talk to my family.
>>695470903
There are some political threads, even frequent ones, but a lot of them are basically just support groups for 20 something virgin males, and the international nature of the community posting there is really refreshing.
>>695470972
I actually don't know how big laser pointers are offhand.
>>695471040
Where are you from, again?
>>695471104
Will I get told to fuck off if I tell someone his opinion is worthless because he's mentioned having friends or not being a virgin?
>>695471104
Think a fancy pen in girth, but the length is anywhere from 2 to 6 inches.
>>695471318
No, they even have a word for that. "Keinbernd."
You do not need to speak german, it's an english board.
>>695471388
I mean I used to use pens and pencils and stuff when I was new to anal...usually several at a time though.
>>695471104
Does that matter?
>>695471503
I used carrots and butter
