Your name is Alex. You begin walking to work, when you pass your neighbor Tyrone.
"Lovely day" Tyrone says to you.
>Dubs decides what happens next
Stab Tyrone with battery
>>695450588
that's fucking a
You offer to suck Tyrones dick for money.
Mfw my name is alex
>>695450588
That fucking fast
You proceed to throw your cellphone and wallet at Tyrone, begging for him to not shoot you.
>>695450588
SMOOTH
>>695450588
after stabbing tyrone with battery, eat battery
>>695450426
c'mon op, stop feeding hate onto african americans.
after all, black lives matter, ok?
>>695450588
You stab Tyrone with a battery, and his body falls to the ground
"Stop being such a nigger" you say to him.
You pick Tyrone's pocket, and find your bike that was stolen 3 months ago
>Dubs decides next
>>695451602
Forgot pic
you ride bike to heroin dealer and buy heroin with money you stole from tyrone
Bike to work
>>695451686
You steal the bike and go to ur ex house and dump Tyrone in the welcome mat
>>695451841
THIS. You're white, it's the middle of the day, you have a job, don't ever forget that!
>>695451867
Off by one ;-;
>>695451686
Bike over to a Denny's. Acquire a Grand Slamwich.
They're quite popular.
>>695451900
AYYY
>>695451900
After You go to work and find out there's a murder investigation, someone murdered ur boss and ur the top suspect
>>695450426
"S'up nigger. You holding?"
>>695452042
Reroll
>>695451686
>anger didn't go up
what a faggot this game sucks
>>695452042
it turns out that Tyrone was your new boss
>>695451686
kill yourself while auto asphyxiation mastebate
>>695452253
this with the dental floss
>>695452291
roll
>>695450426
>There is a reason you bought that Katana and Fedora last week.
>The time has come.
>>695452291
rollin
>>695452291
rolling
>>695452291
rolleroo
>>695452291
roll the nation
Shit on myself and sacrifice his body to kek
>>695452291
roll
and rill
>>695451900
You show up to work, park your bike outside, and say Hi to your coworker Jessica. She is sad because her boyfriend Tyrone was just murdered
>Dubs decides
>>695452291
rollwe
eat tyrone's body and go to your job
>>695452698
You fucking murder her too. That coal-burning slut
>>695452291
roollllllllllllllll
>>695452291
r o l l
>>695452698
rae jessica with the same battery you used to kill her boyfriend
>>695452291
broll
>>695452698
Pay her from Tyrone's wallet so she puts the bloodied battery in her pooper.
>>695452894
rape*
>>695452921
Re-roll.
>>695452291
roller
>>695452959
Re-re-roll.
>>695452698
Take her out and kill her, when suddenly a cop catches u
>>695452291
fck rolllll
roll
>>695452698
you fuck her
>>695452291
rol
>>695452698
Bend Jessica over the bike and rail her ass until you cum, pulling out your dick and slamming it into her pussy, unloading your seed.
>>695452698
rape
>>695453014
Reroll
>>695453077
nice
>>695452698
Battery up her ass.
>>695453077
Doesn't count. He's rolling on something an action behind. Besides, it ends the game.
Rolling for >>695452921
become her boyfriend, then marry, have two beautiful daughters and a big hause, become the manager of your job and have a happy life
then kys
>>695453081
Reroll
>>695453208
FUCK YOU, newt
>>695453014
Reroll because interesting >>695453017
>>695452698
Masturbate infront of her
rape jesssica
>>695453322
winrar
>>695453344
Fuck this was so close
>>695453322
Winrar
>>695453344
>>695453322
you choose OP
>>695453410
Why not both?
>>695453410
>being that new
The first dubs always win faggot
>>695452291
You begin furiously masturbating in front of her, while choking yourself with floss. This attracts your boss into the room
"You're fired!" Says Mr. Bossman
>Dubs
>>695451686
go to the police and admit to your crime
>>695453748
Rape jessica while boss licks your balls
An hero
>>695453748
Well chocking Urself with floss ruined it, might aswell die
>>695453852
Reroll.
>>695453748
stab both with battery
>>695453854
Roll
>>695453748
Kill your boss then parkour out of the building
>>695453852
this
>>695453748
cum on the piece of shit under the bossman's eyes.
>>695453748
Convince boss that this was Tyrone's last will and you have no option but to do it.
Fake a will that says.
"I want my very best friend to jerk off to my GF putting a battery up her ass. Also, he gets all my money and bikes"
Go to a bar and drink
>>695453909
Reroll
>>695453909
rolling
>>695453934
Last try.
you strangle your boss with jessica tongue
>>695453748
"Accidentally" leave your "cellphone" at the office and when you step outside blow it up
>>695453852
Roll
>>695453898
rolan
Rape boss and jessica, out video on repeat in break room
go to a strip club
>>695453898
Thisss
>>695453909
Re
Roll
Have heterosexual furry bukakke
>>695454053
rolin
>>695454111
WINRAR
>>695453748
Offer boss Tyrone's GF's pussy in exchange for him overlooking this.
Take off your shirt revealing a suicide vest underneath, choke boss to death with dick and then rape Jessica while shouting "Aloha Snackbar"
>>695454139
ralin
>>695454111
winrar
>>695454111
WINZIP
you kill your boss and jessica, then cut their heads off and start to fuck them
>>695454123
Rerollin
>>695451238
>After eating battery, shit out electric turds.
>Throw them at Tyrone. He is shit tasered.
>>695453748
Choke Jessica to death with the Floss behind that door and tell her the day of the rope came early for her.
Rape boss.
>>695451329
Yeah, right... Black Lives Matter.
>No other lives do, right?
>Fucking racist pig!
Take off mask to reveal that you are really Diamond Dallas Page. Force them both to do DDP Yoga until they die while you masturbate furiously.
You end your life swiftly only to haunt and fuck them in the ass in the after life
Kill jessica and you're boss with the battery faggot
>>695454111
You choke your boss with the floss, then use your fully erect penis to punch a hole in the wall and run outside.
>Dubs
>>695454923
Go back and rape his dead body
>>695454923
Superman catches u and puts u in his super secret liar
>>695455011
WINRAR
call mom while you sexy your boss to a promotion.
Then Jack off in front of Hess.
>>695455011
winrar
Sit down and read a delightful book
>>695454923
Return and rape jessica; unload your hot cum in her pussy and impregnate her. Then fly away
>>695454923
go back home and realize you're a murderer
Masturbate furiously and kill Jessica with a cumshot
>>695455011
Lair ; dungeon ; cave anything basically
black lives matter protest.
>>695453748
finish killing yourself to become spooky ghosty
>>695455011
Nice.
Eh yo TC this is after your next pic.
>You convince superman to join you in clearing the path for an ambulance that is blocked at a BLM protest at the RNC convention
>>695455011
You wake up, now flaccid, in a random room with nothing but two doors and a cat.
Smash the doors open using the cat's corpse
>>695456003
fuCK THE CAT
>>695456003
Rape the cat while choking it with the floss. Jam the battery up your ass and scream
>>695456003
Furiously rape the cat
>>695456003
call lex luthor
>>695456003
U use the phone to call batman
>>695456183
roll
>>695455100
Don't ignore my dubs
>>695456003
AA battery up the cats pooper
>>695456222
U horny furry fucker, go kys
>>695456222
get
>>695456208
Reroll
>>695456222
eyyy
>>695456003
Ask the cat if it belongs to shrodinger and then make it go through both doors at the same time
>>695456383
nigger
>>695456222
You rape the cat for no particular reason until it is dead
"Mrowww" it says
>Dubs
>>695456539
i was pointing out winrar, winnerman
>>695456539
newfag
>>695456759
Combine the cat corpse with the floss.
Acquire a makeshit flail
>>695456759
Take the corpse and sacrifice it to Khorne.
>>695456759
Run to OPs house and murder OP
>>695456911
Winrarrrrr
>>695456826
u took da bait friendo
>>695456911
weapon acquired
>>695456911
perfect
>>695456994
EVERY TIME
>>695456911
topkek
>>695456759
>b gets trapped in supermans secret lair with a cat
>first thing they do is rape the cat
I'm still surprised for some reason.
>>695456911
Cat Flail did 911.
>>695451238
Do you not get how this works? It's not hard. Go read the manual, dipshit
>>695456759
Floss teeth
>>695457456
>911 Cat Flail
>>695456911
You create your flail. It can't do much, but it works.
Just then a giant spider extends from the ceiling
>Dubs
>>695457893
hit the fucker and piss on him
Rape the spider using the newly-created flail as a sex toy.
>>695457893
Eat the flail
use catflail to sodomize superman, make flail out of superman
>>695457893
Fuck the spider while ticlinkg the cat in the pussy
>>695458003
Reroll
>>695457893
Give it money to go away
>>695457893
Attach the other end to your penis and do the helicopter to fly through the roof
>>695458015
this but with spider instead of superman
>>695458087
Roll
>>695457893
Treat the spider like a stripper
>>695457962
RRRRoll
>>695458115
reroll
>>695458105
roll
>>695457893
Throw your bike at it
>>695458105
Roll
>>695458115
yes
>>695457893
insert spidar into cat anus
>>695457893
cat flail him screaming allakbar
Kill spider with flail and open left door
Alex is a stupid nigger
>>695457893
Eat the battery to gain superpowers
>>695458245
roll
>>695458222
WINRAR
>>695457893
Get bitten and obtain Spider-powers. With that and your flail, you should be set to fight Superman.
>>695458266
You ruined this >>695458300
>>695458222
dingdingding
>>695458382
there are a set of trips before that sherlock>>695458222
>>695457893
Fucl the.fucking.spider
>>695458222
winrer
>>695457893
Ignore spider, but use new flail to put dents in the wall.
>>695458115
You do the stuff to the spider, and make a new flail.
The cat tail is still sticking out.
>Dubs
>>695459388
fuck flail furiously, up anger
Using echo location you find a secret tunnel through shit ridden sewers
>>695459388
Im gonna try again because fuck it
Attach the other end to your penis and do the helicopter to fly through the roof
>>695459388
Swing spidar flail like helicopter and escape to your house
>>695459677
winrar
>>695459677
>>695459388
Use bike while spinning flail above head and create a hover bike
>TOP FUCKING KEK >>695459677
call your daughter and tell her you're coming to rape her as you fly through the sky
>>695459388
Take a shit on the doorknob of the door on the left while sniffing the cat spider thing.
I just want to take a moment to say this is a great thread.
>Wasted dubs get
>>695460733
holy fuck
>>695460733
Checked phagot
>>695460733
Roll for this plz
>>695460733
Amused.
>another
>>695451686
Bash tyrones head to bits with the bike frame.
>>695459388
suck his spider pussy
>>695459388
try the door
>>695461033
>>695461011
you choose, OP
>>695461157
rerolls are gay
>>695460733
>>695461011
>>695460978
>>695461157
>Being this retarded
>>695459677
Sorry for delay.
You fly to your house, to find Tyrone's body still rotting, now with bugs.
>Dubs
OP has abandoned thread
>>695461719
Check the wallet
>>695461719
Attack tyrone to flail and biplane your way to the beach
>>695461817
>>695461927
this
>>695461719
You take a shit on Tyrone and keep one of the bugs as a pet on your shoulder.
call 911 for the dead body
then kill them
>>695462023
Roll
>>695450426
I say, "Take this wooden sword. It is dangerous to go alone".
>>695459778
>>695461719
Play pokemon go on your phone and wait for police to arive at tyrone's body
>>695450426
>>tg
>>695461719
He then proceeds to chop his fucking arms off
>>695450426
>>qst
>>695462217
reroll
>>695461719
Saw off his dick and walk to the nearest kiddie park
>>695461848
roll
>>695461719
Cut a whole in tyrone's head and fuck it cum inside and eat the cum and maggots
>>695462377
winrar
>>695461719
Drag Tyrone's body to Jessica's house and make her eat the maggots
>>695462420
reroll and I meant to say *hole* shit
>>695462377
wonrar
Get a sex change and ride tyrone's dead dick
>>695462553
Reroll
after your run in, you suddenly sprout three, long, tentacle-like penises and become the penile cthulhu
>>695462377
oh no...
sum pretty impressive stamina we have
See a fine milf and finger bang the shit out of her untill she cums, take that cum and spread it on the cut off dick and shove it up your ass while you scream. Go to the doctor and get breast implants and live life as a tranny
>>695462399
You check Tyrone's wallet, and find a $100.00, and a condom.
>Dubs
>>695463068
Go to the doctor and get breast implants and live life as a tranny
>>695463068
Oh fuq I did the wrong post..
Do you want me to redo?
>>695463068
you fucked up op
>>695463068
fuck tyrones dead body with the condom
>>695463068
Necromance tyrone as your undead slave
>>695463068
give Tyrone a good kick
>>695463165
Reroll
>>695463190
red0
>>695463068
Use phone to call police, time to test the flail
>>695463068
buy a portal gun with the 100$ and shoot tyrone into the sun
>>695463068
Rip his dick, save it on the condom and walk to the nearest kiddy park, so you can hit some kid in the face with it
Kill yourself with battery
>>695463165
The fuck?
>>695463068
go to the shrine of cthulhu and fucking wish for a huge fucking ninety meter long dick and supertentacles
>>695463068
get all
>>695463068
Inflate the condom and put it in your pocket, proceed to the nearest Magic the Gathering card shop.
dont this go in >>>tg
>>695463312
This
Shove the body up your ass
>>695463421
Roll
>>695463215
Rolling with the addendum of fucking it back to life
>>695463312
Reroll this, make sure the cock is super big with vains and hair
find dealer, purchase heroin
>>695463068
After checking his wallet, you notice something poping out of his massive crocth. Its a mini-nigger with a dick twice as your heigth, you then proceed to suck him and he shots his load on you, the impact makes you fly to North Korea
>>695463312
Rock and Roll
>>695463532
Reroll
>>695463421
Rollsd
>>695463068
make a ballon out of the condom
>>695463457
/b/ and /qst/ are also fine.
>>695463068
Go to Japan, and fuck some anime babes.
>>695463457
Bro you are on /b/
>>695463622
WINRAR
lift up the manhole cover, insert into inventory, and junmp into sewer naked
>>695463068
eat corpse
Tyrone is still alive, it was all a part 9f his masterplam to steal your wallet
>>695463622
Boink!
Winner!
need a new thread soon
purchase hard drugs, subsequently do hard drugs
>>695463622
Byutifool!
>>695463622
now we just have to wait
>>69546306
Go find a hooker and pay her the 100 bucks to fuck tyrones dead body
>>695463622
kek
>>695464363
Funny I just saw that same .gif in a thread where OP failed to deliver cutting his pinky off.
>>695464612
Fag
Where are you...OP..
>>695456003
tape the cat to a tree and cut is skin off
>>695464705
That is what we call other users of this site.
>>695457893
kill a spider. use venom sac to make +2 poison damage cat flail
>>695463068
use 100$ to build time machine go back in time and suck that sweet spider pussy
Tyrone's friend D Dizzle J comes over and rapes Alex.
