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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>695443223
>Claim your Waifu
>No Claiming Waifus that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Remember that Corey is God
>Most importantly, have fun!
I'M FAST AS FUCK, BOI!
still here
Claimed
>>695448700
just alright
>>695448786
fish
>>695449007
cool
>Best fox is here
I need to get around to finishing Megadimension Neptunia VII
Oops, I need to pay attention.
Claiming best chuuni
>>695449641
>>695448892
Hold up hold up.... Im still thinking but i think I got some shit here... ready for this mah nigga?
How about yuengling-yiffer?
Yuengling = oldest murican brewery
Yiffer = furfag sex
Still thinking of more.
Touka is here and ready to probably post like 3 times in this thread
>>695448939
<3~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>695449843
fish
blake claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKDK46SxJG8
>>695449907
>>695449961
Heres 2 more images cause im going to bed now
>>695449907
>>695449907
Ayy dats sum dank nick, but ur cory so u can do better if u get sum time amrite?
>>695450065
Good night mate.
>>695450065
goodnight
thanks for all the gr8 edits
>>695449843
thats all i got hope you do well fish
The usual, a little lewd edition.
>>695450109
Hell yeah I can, give me a few and Ill give you a dope af nick. Back to the cory cave.
>>695450108
Dankes you cunt. Ill rape you while you are asleep.
Regret edition
>>695450332
How is it different from usual?
>>695449835
Hey Mami
>>695449843
Fish
>>695449885
Shiro
>>695449893
Hey, have you started lain yet?
>>695449990
KITTY!
>>695450227
Oh boy
>>695450332
What did you do?
Its like,its 3 am here and Im typing with fucking Corey. Is this what life is about? Could it be that WE are God`s chosen people? We, who can stay up whole night doing nothing but shitposting and posting pictures? WHAT IS THE MEANING? HOW DO I GET OFF THE FUCKING RIDE, I NEED SLEEP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYa9k6ru-BY
Is anyone watching these? I feel alone, so very alone.
>>695450332
What do you regret?
>>695449641
You're still posting samples.
>>695450501
hey there sexy franirino
how are you
>>695450520
Clicking the little x up and to the right, probably.
>>695450501
Oh, hey there fran! What's the craic?
>>695450501
I have yet to start lain, sorry!
>>695450508
Cute Kyouko
>>695450461
>>695450501
>>695450556
Leaving work without sorting the ordering last night.
>>695450501
Hello Fran, and welcome to the ride.
>>695450520
But... Cory is your nigga!
>>695450808
GATE is pure shit. so much wasted potential.
>>695450646
Work was pretty slow today, and I worked out earlier
>>695450722
Pretty much nothing
>>695450764
Tell me when you do
>>695450808
How much did you fuck it up?
>>695450832
The ride never ends
>>695450501
Hi, what ya up to? I may reply late, I'm playing Overwatch.
>>695450917
I know Cory. Im also your nigga. But I mean there has to be more to it, right? There hast be something beyond just shitposting. There has to be meaning.
>>695450808
Maybe it's because I don't do your job, but why isnthat a bad thing, and how far does it set you back?
>>695451032
Pretty much the same thing here. One exception though... I went all out for my dinner!
>>695451032
>working out
heh, fuckin normie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRW07GAAUEQ
WAKE ME UP
>>695450227
a little lewd?
>>695451083
cunt
>>695449990
senpai shall notice you again~
>>695451107
Well, there's fapping too. That is probs the meaning. Other than that we exist to continue to exist.
>>695451032
Yes maam!
>>695451237
t-thats lewd~!
>695451303
Fuck off.
>>695451048
Have fun!
>>695451157
What did you make?
>>695451163
I have to get/stay in shape
>>695451298
The first episode is kinda slow, but stick with it!
>>695449961
>>695450501
fish
>>695450224
thanks
>>695451374
Lewd?
>>695451303
>some meme about nice feet
All you do is look for (You)s. Want to contribut for once?
>>695451471
l-lewd
>>695451237
A little lewd indeed.
>>695451237
How much to people say the word "Cunt" in your country? You cunt.
claimed
Sorry your waifu probably isn't as cute as mine
>>695451198
Well, at least "x little monkeys" is fitting in that one.
But still, its time to stop.
>>695451286
I guess so. You are a smart lil nigga Corey. I tip my existential crisis to you.
~Holo
>>695451032
Its lunchtime and I have 7 burger buns
I have enough tomato sliced for about 15-20 burgers
No cos lettuce for caeser salads
No soy milk
17 tortillas for wraps
>>695449990
>punny noticed
>>695451470
Fish?
I thought you were kill
I WAS BORN WITH THICK SKIN
![[FTW]_Chuunibyou_demo_Koi_ga_Shitai!_The_Movie_[BD][h264-1080p][FLAC][830957C6]_(00-03-55.735)_01.png](https://i.imgur.com/OPTlMGG.jpg "[FTW]_Chuunibyou_demo_Koi_ga_Shitai!_The_Movie_[BD][h264-1080p][FLAC][830957C6]_(00-03-55.735)_01.png")
>>695451467
Alright! I will take your word for it!
>>695451467
>shape
i lost weight by getting an ulcer and only eating once every other day for 4 months. its the best weight loss plan, save for constant pain and agony
>>695451471
y-youre such a tease!!!
>>695451690
>cutie noticed me
thank you~!
>>695451467
Get this.... an "im peanut agus glóthach."
A very traditional Irish dish.
Roughly translated to English, it means "peanut butter and jelly."
Did anyone claim Bridget yet? If not, bacon claimed by me.
You autists watch any YouTubers or am I the only sperg here?
>>695451804
I was born with thick skin
>>695451303
ill give him a you is that really a thing?
>>695451651
Anything for a nigga of mine. Gonna have to hit the cory sack now, good night niggas!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkMhFBfjQ5A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuKgX8D-yvE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYa9k6ru-BY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aisikhvUY3A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tWnhhJkbrY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HLmt77i9qs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E39xvOnoAV4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmPCfaph5gQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD19rwlG3Pg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERCXRj4IyK4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeL__y59s0k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEIPimzTJHk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8jHp60Ymhs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moz4ahGAS2s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyGTjHGQGn4
HELP
>>695452154
G`night Corey,you have to visit those threads more.
>>695451374
just a little bit
>>695451470
fish
>>695451645
a lot of people you coont
>>695452185
i was expecting the im gay thing :(
>>695451470
How are you doing?
>>695451690
They should be able to make it work...
>>695451851
You may have to do some reading to figure out what the fuck happened, I did and helped compile some links to good sources for a friend. I might be able to find them by the time you watch it
>>695451878
I think I'll avoid that
I did gain weight over winter and spring form work and not doing much
>>695451953
I had cashew pork from work
>>695452185
Just,why?
>>695452336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEUzIP1Ap2U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPviAKaHAN0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqWzmofBm8Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf-RoS2ga_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a18Jc5MCAGw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jjzrWNC6z0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obPR48Zcyw4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXIHoHB2z7I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZo67y8_ZVY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRv16JQ6DKM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-_GWUw8LwM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uSXm8G3Kgc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZxXZ2Wx9O4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjiE0o_zDyY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63YDORxJn3s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz50hqWrHUY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gO0Yg5S7uc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f82ITt35QA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhUnW5aRpS8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GIDzpMgeAg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbRQkWAITes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA7Y4DCLO2o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwXZxmVWU00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWCKIJC6KMg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ye4bRSClpk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKHqPT3_2TQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9trhLMnVCk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy3aXOBcIyU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNTll1cFPl4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1mFcl4DRDM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hFQWiqMS4Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZwTPl8Tf7E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VzxU841IYQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyfHcImuMOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDUl_mi4xcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NeMPxB37B4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipm2U8_tWWc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ52NmzO2Tk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xa8k4Qkx9o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHL5WEMbwWU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzZKh6J7K8M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D9OKb8tABM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAkekQkJb5E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLJi_dY9pcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHL5WEMbwWU
>>695452292
Will do nigga, I like this community.
>hope it's not abnormal for a nignog to lurk after saying goodnight just to make sure no one asks his ass a question
>>695452385
>cashew pork
Holy crap, that sounds delicious.
>>695452385
Well, what ya up to man?
>>695451539
i do i just post it for the meme
>>695452146
yeah
>>695452385
Sweet! Sounds like its gonna be an adventure
>All this lewd
Where the hell is Yuno?? She is missing out
>>695452511
Pic,I forgot it.
>>695452385
Cashew pork, I don't think I've ever had that. What is it, and is it good?
>>695452336
its okay, i am the lewdest
>>695452385
thats what happened in the winter of 2014 but i reversed it in 2015 and lost more weight than i gained. i continue to eat unhealthily but loose weight at the same time. i have no idea what the fuck my body is doing
>>695452736
Everybody knows that the lewd cat has the best lewds around.
>>695452735
I see you over there cutie~
>>695452511
It was, but all the food at work is amazing! The benefit of working at a good restaurant
>>695452512
Watching desert punk now, it is to post apocalyptic as Space Dandy is to sci-fi
>>695452590
If you have to ask me anything about it, feel free
>>695452733
Pork, cashews, and a few other vegitables sauteed in a savory sauce.
>>695452736
High metabolism? I had a few thyroid issues in highschool so I had the build of a Holocaust survivor
>>695452735
you call those megumemes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8Wq7k6aAeA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXbWSojJep4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STfIY06gJ_o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi7HFfHKrd4
>>695452876
Wewlad
>>695452876
lmao okay kid. i have over 10,000 files to prove im lewder, dont make me start dumping
>>695453146
probably that, yeah. ive always stayed thin despite eating whatever i wanted
>holocaust survivor
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-u8xsYDYmk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNxAagcAy-Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2DHNymg2cM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUKyCH3gCDw
>>695451612
How about alot-a-lewd?
>>695453146
Hmm, I should try making that sometime, sounds good. Did yours turn out alright?
How's work?
>>695453218
L E W D
E
W
D
>>695453348
I just said you are the lewdest. Please dont. When I say lewd cat,I mean you.
>BARREL
>ANOTHER
>MORE POWDER
>PENTAKILL
Got my first penta as Gangplank
Why is he so based?
>>695453466
hi friend and no not much
>>695452492
thanks
>>695452736
that's lewd
>>695453466
only a little lewd is needed
>>695453466
I dunno. Maybe i'll just vaguely hint that i might post some to tease you?
>>695453552
LOOK AT ME
IM DA LEWDEST NOW
>>695453348
I'm sure a few people would kill for that
Well I was 5'9" and 145 pounds going into senior year, now I'm 6' and 160 pounds
>>695453466
Oh, you just have to say lewd and Mizore appears
>>695453479
It was slow
>>695453680
so much lewd
so little time
>>695453602
I cant win as GP. Even when I do good with him, my team just throws something and we lose. What do you build?
>>695453736
Post more,it will make the thread more lively.
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>695453778
im 170 and 5'8"
or at least, 170 like a month ago. since then my mom said i look skinnier than even then, so i might be down to 160 now. im short af tho
>>695453863
well out of my 10,000 files? none of it is waifu related, my waifu gets her own special folder
>>695453668
Heyooo.
>>695453680
A little, alot, alot is better.
>>695453683
Maybe I'll take your panties.
>>695453778
Yes.
>>695453146
Dont worry I wont hesitate
>>695453901
Frenemy
>>695453901
>>695454032
These ones?
Too bad. They're staying put
>>695453901
Hey there. Seems we lewd tonight
>>695454000
Not that short
>>695454032
How are you?
>>695454049
Got it, any recommendations for me?
>>695453778
A slow day is a bad day... Do you know why it felt slow? Ordid it just feel like a long day?
>>695453901
Hey there!
>>695454171
Those look nice and thin.
>Easy to snip off.
>>695454208
Bretty good, tired. Got like 2hrs of sleep.
>Zipper girl
All of my what?
>>695454208
>my second trips in the past hour
i kinda am. all the other guys at school in my senior year were taller than me. i got dealt the short end of the stick :^(
>>695454032
how goes it
>>695453977
Za warudo is no match against jeraudo
>
>>695454049
Frenemy
>>695454098
>m'smugger
>>695454208
Oh my are we now~?
>>695454292
Hello mami!
>>695453863
Triforce Youmuus LW(variant depends on enemy) cool down boots Infinity Edge and Duskblade or Steraks
>>695454416
Good but I'm tired, got very little sleep.
Had to bike to work, not bad coming back, but going there with the sun at its peak up a hill.
>I nearly melted.
>>695454292
So few people wanted to eat. But that's fine, Sunday and Thursday were super busy
>>695454403
That's not so good. Did you have trouble sleeping?
Adorea, she is a mobile organ storage, but she normally is bandaged up
>>695454415
~~not in other places, if you were being truthful~~
>>695454429
What a time to be alive
>>695454649
well ice and stuff melts
>>695454429
How's your day been? Good so far, i hope.
>>695454730
is she going to fuck that sheep?
>>695454032
maybe a medium?
>>695453822
yep
>>695454730
I misread,kill me before I do it myself.IM DONE.
>>695454805
That would be a hot doujin.
>>695454730
i dont think 1'90 is a real measurement
>>695454774
W E W E W E W
lmao i remember we talked about dick size the other night
>>695454831
>>695454403
Eh? Wha? Who even has thick panties?
And you stay away from my undies there edward icy hands.
>>695454208
Hmmmmmmm well if you havent watch chuunibyou yet you should!
>>695455049
I know,Im just an idiot who lives in Europe who keeps forgetting about other types of measurments.
>>695454429
Yoy gon' git s'mugged
>>695455279
AMERICA N U M B E R 1
USA USA USA
>>695454774
Ah, that would explain it. Well, I hope those bastards are hungry for your food tomorrow!
>>695455049
He means 1 meter and 90 centimeters. That's 6'2"
We might have, and I think I'm bigger than you~~
>>695455090
Exactly. They are mine!
>>695455195
I'll add it to the list
>>695454730
>tfw 5''4
Check your height privileges.
This is hell.
>>695454774
I kinda slept 14 hours yesterday and woke at 5pm. The. Stayed up till 6am, then slept till 8am.
>I've been awake ever since.
>>695454796
I know.
>Was hot as hell
>>695454831
>Groping
A good middle, but we can go deeper~
>>695455090
Don't worry, it's a nice cool tingle, you'll love it~
>>695455382
yeah we did and i told you im 6 inches even.
>6'2"
>menacingly tall
choose one
>>695455399
Don't worry, you are still not as bad as me.
Forever a 5"3 manlet...
>>695455483
yeah cold is better
>>695455618
thought she was wearing like a straight jacket for a second
>>695455378
Thursday and Sunday are generally our busiest days, I have no idea why
>>695455399
So short and CUTE!
>>695455483
Well, that's not terrible then
>We can go deeper~
Please do
>>695455618
~~6 and a third here~~
That's what he was saying, he is tall
>>695455780
Also tiny!
>>695455483
how deep?
>>695455399
Being too tall isnt fun ethier. I want to be of a normal size, so my friends dont have to look up to talk to me.
>>695455618
Idk man,thats pretty tall where I live. Maybe not 2 fucking meters but it makes some people "unconfortable". But I do know some faglords who are taller then me.
>>695454774
Kek Oh you. And why do those two look like makoto and hanako? Or is it just me?
>>695454804
Got 3 hours of sleep but I'm all good. Fuck this cold tho. Yourself?
>>695455338
No. U r gunna git smugged
>>695455382
Oi! Scalpels are dangerous to us squishy humans! They don't go near sensitive places.
>>695455483
Eh? Wait what? Woah woah woah, where are they going?! I thought you were just trying to steal my underwear
>>695455780
Little man.
>6'2"
>>695455859
same tbh actually
>>695455878
>choosing one intensifies
6'2" isnt really that tall. my dad was 6'6"
idk what the fuck happened with me tho
>>695455959
its tall, just not /menacingly/ tall
>tfw you made a mistake
>tfw people are talking about heights and shit
>becasue of you
>>695456211
>wew lad
that's lewd
>>695456211
I guess. It still sucks buying clothes. There are max 1-2 thing that fit on me. And they usally are some nerdy shirts that look horrible on me.
>>695456401
we are progressively getting more lewd
>>695456211
yeah that would have been better
>>695455859
She certainly isn't straight in that picture...
>>695455966
A little bit
Their names are Adorea and Veronica
And the new one in pic related is Gavril
>>695456034
Where might they not be allowed?
>>695456211
My dad is 6'2" so I got about normal
My sister is 5'6", poor her
>>695456211
>>695456401
We`re getting lewder every post at a time,huh?
>>695456566
Oh boy
>I hope we get karen lewds
>>695455966
Doing good myself, 'bout to go to bed in a second.
Cold you say? Lucky me has gotten mild weather all week. How cold is it over there?
Btw, I hope those three hours keep you going, man.
>>695455878
I understand Sundays because nothing ever is happening on Sundays. But why Thursdays? O.o
>>695456087
>6'2
;-;
>>695456501
i fit a medium but i wear xlarge because i like the way shirts fit on me that size
>>695456592
mom is like 5'5" so i guess i got hers
>>695456657
fucking know it kiddo
>>695456698
no stopping now boy
>>695455859
It's why I like the freezer at work.
>>695455878
I'm trying.
>>695455885
Marianas trench deep.
>Or just three knuckles~
>>695456034
Just lay back, cutie~
You may feel cold, numb, and then very, very warm~
>>695456884
well i don't have chicks with dicks
>>695456592
i dont think the jacket would change that
>>695456892
freezer is a bit too cold for me
>>695456698
You need to try harder,Im not even popping a boner.
Lewd to the extreme my ma... my friend.
>>695456884
K we got futa now,its getting better.
>>695456501
I kinda feel ya, but I only wear shirts with solid colors cause I'm a boring person.
>>695456997
>>695457011
i named it "futa smh" because its hot af but FUCKING D I C K S
>>695456884
>Futa makes everything better.
>>695457007
I wear a jacket.
>>695457145
>Still making it better.
>>695456698
I hope we get gay lewds
>>695456763
No idea
>>695456884
Blame her
>>695456892
Running out of lewds...
>>695457007
Yeah...
>>695457145
Dicks are nice
>>695456884
N I C E
>>695457079
When Im ethier home or just hanging out I wear printed t-shirts because Im a degenerate.
But I`ll need to wear a suit to work.That is if I find one.
>>695457145
>>695457248
>implying futa isnt making this shit even hotter
Thats my fetish bro.
>>695456592
Hush you. You know exactly where is and is not sensitive.
>>695456892
No no!
I need an adult!
My lewd posting is getting me in trouble!
>>695456592
Are the names meant to be somewhat European cause Frankenstein?
>>695456763
Oh I meant as in the common cold sorry dude but it's like satan's armpits. There are and I have college to thank for
I feel you. I want to be 5'10 or 6'0
>>695457248
still id rather not be in a freezer but id take that over the heat i guess
>>695457375
probably less 2
who bakin?
>>695457429
True, I do
And that's exactly where I'm injecting certain things into
>>695457442
I think so
>>695457557
I'll try to get a few more. But I probably won't
Fran
>>695457248
sorry man but i only have those, and some in my actual hentai folder i never bothered to get rid of. nothing more waifu related
>>695457375
>>695457395
>>695457404
tf is it with 4chan and futas
>>695457872
few more what?
