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So a few months back I got a text from some random guy. I have

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So a few months back I got a text from some random guy. I have not told him it's a random number yet, but I think it's time. Help me break it to him softly. As always, dubs decides.
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Did you ever think about fucking my ass raw?
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Looks like a conversation between a couple of niggers on their Obama phones.
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>>695448135
tbh man i think my mom has a thing for you
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tell him youre going to kill yourself then go silent.
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Dick Pic? She asked for one
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>>695448963
Rolling for this
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tell him to put a pen up his ass
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>>695448963
roll
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fam i gotta fess up. i kinda have a foot fetish real bad. could you send me a foot pic?
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>>695449165
>>695448963
Reroll
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Tell him its his baby
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>>695448312
This
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>>695448963
roll
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>>695448963
Roll
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>>695449323
I ain't got feet
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>>695448963
Rollo
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>>695448963
roll again
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>>695448963
roll
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Dick pic
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>>695448963
roll
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>>695449492
Re roll
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Rolling in shit
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>>695448963
Rolling
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>>695449106
Reroll
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>>695449478
re-roll
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>>695449492
This
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>>695448963
Roll
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>>695449600
WINRAR
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>>695449600
Yes boys we did it
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>>695449600
Winrar
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>>695449600
Dubya
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>>695448963
Let's make it happen.
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>>695449600
nice
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>>695448963
Reroll
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Seriously, i can only cum when im fucking someones raw asshole.
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>>695449666
trips confirm
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Send a picture of a ghetto van saying its your shaggin wagon and that's she's going to get Scooby snacks if she's a good bitch
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>>695448963
rollerino
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>>695449600
>>695449478
>>695448963
DELIVER
7 decides next.
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Do it op
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Op is deliverino
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>>695449965
Dick pic?
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>>695449776
Roll
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Send pic of a knife to your wrist
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>>695449965
pic of Obama
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>>695449965
Dont send anything anymore.
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Send pic of knife to your dick
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I'm done thinking dog. I'm killing myself tonight.
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>>695450158
Rolling
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>>695450158
roll yeah
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>>695450158
rollerino
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>>695450166
Oh shiiiit check'd
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Don't bother trying to help, it's already too late
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>>695450158
Check EMMMMM
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But not before I get you, nigger
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Farewell bro
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>>695450300
Oh shiiiit check'd
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>>695450233
>>695450244
do both
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>>695450158
roll that shit
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>>695450314
Roll 7 GET
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>>695450158
Do this
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>>695450314
Roll
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>>695449965
inb4 he doesn't respond because he drove to this dude's house that he thinks he's texting.
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>>695450314
Roll for this
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>>695448963
Rawlin
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>>695450158
This op
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>>695450158
rolin 4 dis
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Reply?
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>>695450314
Rollie
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jk man i just said that to make my next question sound less weird
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>>695450244
Winrar
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>>695450489
Not yet. I'm hoping that if I send more crazy shit he will, though.
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>>695450314
For this eh
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>>695450314
Roll
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>>695449965
Do u want a goodbye blowjob? You'd Have to wear a diaper, it's my fetish.
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>>695450379
Yeah this
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>>695450158
roll
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>>695450567
Winner.
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mfw rolled 7
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>>695449965
>tbh fam
Kekles
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>>695450314
roll
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>>695450158
add ketchup to it, roll
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>>695450158
Roll
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>>695450314
This one op
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>>695450567
winrar
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>>695450314
Rollllll
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>>695450567
Winner winner cchicken dinner
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>>695450314
Reroll
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>>695450566
AND THE LORD SAYETH UNTO ME
"CHECKEM"

Genisis 16:2
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>>695450567
Gay but winrar
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>>695450314
Rerolll
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Op is he gay or does he think your a girl or is he looking for a friend
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>>695450627
WINNAR FUCKING DO IT OPPPPPPPP
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"You my nig so imma lay this down for ya, im gonna rob a store b4 i kill myself cuz"
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>>695450314
Rolling for this
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>>695450733
I have no clue. I have deduced that he is a nigger and thinks I'm his cousin.
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>>695448963
Roll
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>>695450314
rool
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>>695448963
Roll
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>>695450740
Nope this guy >>695450567 already won
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>>695448963
Reroll
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>>695450567
FIRST WINRAR
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>>695450844
Winrar
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>>695450961
UPDATE
7 decides again
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIT
POSTING IN EPIC BREAD NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER
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>>695451121
Piff
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>>695450955
DAMMIT OP WE HAVE A WINRAR
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>>695451193
Roll
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>>695448135
If not the goodbye blow job how about I tongue punch your fart box while I slit my wrists?
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>>695451193
Oh fuck my sides
"Come on ill let you shit on my face"
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Dick pic then say THIS COULD BE YOURS
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>>695451193
yo don't be so weird about it
I just want that hot nigger cock in my throat #BLM
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say its up to you then stay silent
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>>695451193
I need your seed before I bleed fam
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>>695449776
Roll
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>>695451276
It's seven not dubs you illiterate retard
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>>695451193
Yes or no my porch monkey?! I'm running out of time
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>>695451193
I think I might be a battery.
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>>695451317
Yeah maaan you got to put a knife to your wrist
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i need an answer soon, i have swallowed so many pills...
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Aint none gay about it, our balls just can't touch
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>>695451361
roll
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>>695451465
Roll
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>>695451193
Fuck you dude you made me do it.
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>>695451487
EPIC WINRAR
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>>695451465
roll
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>>695451487
fuck yeah winrar
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>>695451487
Seven get
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>>695451431
Roll
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this thread
my sides
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>>695451193
can i snort some cocaine from your ass crack ?
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>>695449965
Holy shit you're dumb, OP.
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>>695451193
I am gon suk yo balls so gud ima shit my pants while doin it.
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>>695451666
Check'd
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I killed someone man... My nerves are fried.
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>>695451666
satan trips auto win

op please deliver
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>>695451487
WINRAR
8 decides this time.
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>>695451666
Go away Satan. Stop trying to get us all to use drugs
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>>695451727
Winrar
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>>695451727
>>695451707
>>695451487
>>695451317
So?
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This diaper can only hol so much... Gotta go fast cuz
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>>695450961
This like ruined it. You should have stopped at: >>695449965

The original dubs get stated that you were to go silent. OP didn't deliver.
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But we can suck each others titties
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>>695451727
Rolling.
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Dick pic
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>>695451666
Holy shit, I got satan trips. OP please deliver.
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>>695451193
Ever since we was Lil I've wanted to feel you in my ass.
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>>695451795
You in or out nigger? Cuz I'm about to be out real quick
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I know the secret to some good succ cuz. What you say?
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>>695451869
I second the notion
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>>695451928
WINNAR FUCKING DO IT OP
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>>695451965
Roll for this
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send a pic with something shoved in your asshole, preferably sharpie
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Roll
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>>695451928
OP DELIVER
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>>695451928
Send it OP. You must deliver or your mother will die in her sleep tonight!
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>>695451928
WINRAR
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>>695451928
lolololol
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>>695451928
Winrar
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>>695451928
DO IT OP
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Tell him his father molested you as a child and thats why your suicidal
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>>695451928
Loool
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>>695451928
WINRAR
9 decides.
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>>695450961
Fucking retard
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>>695452332
you know you want it
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>>695452332
Hahahahha
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>>695452332
I just want your sweet tasty asshole cuz
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THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
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pic of sharpie in pooper
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>>695452332
Are you in or out g?
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>>695452332
Kek
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>>695452332
There. Now lemme see what you workin with
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>>695452239
Reroll for this then
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Come give it a suck cuz
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>>695450961
Killed it man. Shouldn't have replied, or at least gone with the "not before you" dubs
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>>695452332
Sorry, my dad took my phone xD
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>>695451795
I never told any one this... Grandpa used to force me to suck his dick... I have to admit, now I'm older it was hot. I now want to do the same to you...
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>>695452332
I aint gay tho
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>>695452391
Roll
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Sorry man I just needa cool off, I killed someone and I don't know what's up anymore fam
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Come on cuz, I've been wanting this ever since we were little
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Send him this picture
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>>695452469
Winnnnaaaar
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>>695452469
WINNER
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>>695452469
win
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>>695452469
This op
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>>695452332
come on fam let me put my manmeat between yo buns
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>>695452469
Winrar
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>>695452469
winrar!!!!
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>>695452514
Rolling for this
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>>695452507
Roll
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>>695452478
Roooooollllll
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>>695452478
Rolllll
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OP is not a fag!!!
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>>695452643
This...>>695452514
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>>695450314
Rolling for this, OP
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>>695452469
WINRAR
Email fucked up, sorry
10 decides.
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I think I got hacked
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>>695452514
If I win go for this
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sit and spin fam
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>>695452699

>>695452811

Two separate dubs OP you must do this
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>>695452514
roll
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>>695452890
Wait for him to respond
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>>695452890
Fuck it, 10 is too rare a number. 0 is new winrar.
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>>695452890
Rawling for dis>>695452562
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>>695452514
This
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>>695452502
Rollerino
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>>695452562
Roll this pic
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>>695452562
roll
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this thread is fucking ruined im out
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Finna pull up with this dick out cuzz. Show me some love aight. Im dyin
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>>695452514
This one
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This throat won't fuck itself
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>>695453020
This,you dont want to spam at him
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>>695453110
Winrar
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>>695452951
look I'm sorry cuz its just that im a virgin and i thot u be cool with helping me change that before i end my life
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sry my brother took the phone
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>>695453110
Winrar
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>>695452890
You have 20 minutes to leave your house before I go over there and kill you.
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>>695453110
WINNAR FUCKING DO IT OP
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>>695453110
This. OP lets go
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>>695453162
Roll
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>>695453110
Winrar
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Send him saying "this will be our child"
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Op here. I think he stopped responding
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>>695453369
Damnit
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>>695453369
Keep trying my beloved op
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Send this lmao
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>>695453080
>>695452514
Did both for the lols
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>>695453369
you stupid nigger
you weren't supposed to text him after >>695448963
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>>695453603
5 decides now, btw.
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>>695453623
Well too fucking bad, he got dick pics and minion porn.
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oh btw you have a wrong number

>>695448135
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>>695453772
roll
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>>695453772
this
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>>695453603
Send him this too
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sharpie in pooper
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>>695453910
This
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>>695453772
fucking this
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http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-exPTJI2XqOk%2FU96gYd_vs3I%2FAAAAAAAAARg%2FuU_FfDEGdEE%2Fs1600%2F50529_06.jpg
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>>695453772
This also check EMMMMM
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>>695453772
Ye
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>>695453603
Send this fam

Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy *nuzzles your necky wecky~* murr~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease *sad face I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~* *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm~ so musky *drools all over your daddy meat* I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard~ *licks balls* punish me daddy~ nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm~ *moans and suckles*
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>>695453910
This
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>>695453910
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>>695454115
Win
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>>695454115
WINNAR FUCKING DO IT OP
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>>695454115
>>695454115
>>695454115
>>695454115
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>>695453910
please this
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>>695454115
roll
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Holy shit just end this
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>>695454075
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>>695454115
Winrar I think wasn't it 5s?
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>>695454115
WINRAR
It's time to end this guys, we need to remember the goal. Break it that he has a wrong number.
1 decides.
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>>695454435
This
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>>695454459
btw nig u got d rong numba. idk who da FUK u r haha
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This is not your cousin, but I am close to you. ;)
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>>695454459
Sorry Cuzzo this been the wrong number the whole time
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>>695454459
btw you have the wrong number you stupid fucking nigger
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>>695454541
Winrar
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>>695454459
OH SHIT I THOUGH YOU WERE MY MOM!!!
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THIS IS OVER
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>>695454541
No gifs bruh, sorry.
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>>695454459
this is a wrong number and you've been talking to a Vietnamese pottery board.
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wait you're not tyrone
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>>695454459
I'm a nigger. Also, ya had the wrong number the whole time fam. Cheers, faggot.
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>>695454654
roll
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Jus playing cuz. Lets chill later tho
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>>695453910
What?
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Wrong number, Fuck you Nigger...
#BlackLivesDontMatter
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>>695454785
roll
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gotta boner. I need to fap sorry but I thought you were my dad. forgive me time to clop (send him this too)
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>>695454701
Here we go, a good end.
If he responds I will post. In 10 minutes I am going to bed. Will make a new thread if it develops.
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>>695454771
OP come on
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>>695454785
ROLLLLLL
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>>695454459
Honestly, just go fuck yourself. You have the wrong number and I've been trying to break you off softly, but enough is enough. You're nothing more than a flea on this earth. An insufferable piece of decaying shit worthy of licking the shit off of my crusty anus. Here's to a wonderful life of paper cuts in between your fingers and hemorrhoids.

Thanks, asshole.
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>>695454459
Oh shit wrong number, thought I was texting my niece all this time!! Looks like you won't be getting big cummies tonight, but I know she will ;)
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>>695455246
This
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Its me you're texting cuz
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