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Alright you fucking donkeys, the orders just arrived.

>8 dubs
>4 trips
>1 quad
>69 GET

Get to work you fucking lazy wankers!
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I'll get to work on the dubs
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>>695433403
DUBS INC CHEF.
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YES CHEF!!!
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yes chef
>>695434022
Checked
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Bon Chef!
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Quads incoming!
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>>695434022
Are you proud of me chef?

>>695434169
Checked. ANOTHER DUBS COMIN UP CHEF.
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>>695433403
I think you may be asking too much of us chef. A quad is going to be a nightmare to prepare.
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>>695434333
>this thread
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>>695434022
>>695434333
Fantastic. Great seasoning. Keep it up anon.
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Yes chef
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U wot wanker
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>>695434333
I finished a trips come on you lazy fucks I'm putting in all the elbow grease.
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yes chef
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>>695434774
We're trying our best
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>>695433403
Is this good enough chef
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Yes chief
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Fuck off ya cunt
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How does this look chef?
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Sage
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>>695433403
Rolling
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Comin' in chef
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>>695435169
Checked,
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Just looking for some spices chef
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Fockin ell chef! We feedin a fat bastard now aren't we!!
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Rolleroni
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>>695435169
>>695434169
We only need 1 set of 69's, idiot!
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>>695435331
You fool!
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>>695433403
rollio
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>>695435357
I'll eat the extra 69
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I tried making some bruschetta dubs chef!
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Yes Chef!
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i got this, boys
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COME OOOOON, DONKEYS! THE CUSTOMERS ARE LEAVING!
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NNNGHHHH cumming on the plate
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Yes chef!
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One plate of fuck up coming up
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Some good dubs coming up
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God kill me, the fuckin heat off the stove is causing me to swear like a dog in a Chinese restaurant!
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i cant rlly cook ... sry
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>>695434774
I'M WORKING ON ANOTHER DUBS CHEF.
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I'm on it!
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Trying my best here chef
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FUCK THE CUSTOMERS
THEY CAN SUCK MY DICK
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>>695435855
checked
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Here we go chef
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>>695435855
DUBs Ready chef!
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>>695435855

You fat cunt!
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>>695433403
Good-a thing I have-a de recipe for-a de treeps!
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How many dubs after this one chef?
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HERE ARE THE DUBS
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Almost done!
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69s here chef
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>>695436133
Another order of Dubs ready chef
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GAS THE KIKES
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MOAR DUBS
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>>695436313
Here
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Bazooka
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Here's your spaghetti
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Here you go chef, but as an italianfag I'm feeling a little bit offended that the captchas keep asking me which images contain pasta
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>>695433403
finished chef
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french toast ala penis
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How long until the fucking quads are done boys?
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quads fresh from the oven
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quad get
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Here
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>>695433403
Just popped up to bring some quads
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>>695436544

Another order of dubs chef!
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>>695436544
working on it
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I think these are ready chef
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>>695436668
YOU FUCKED IT UP! NOW WE NEED TO MAKE THE QUADS FROM SCRATCH
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WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE????
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>>695436668
YOU FUCKED UP THE QUADS YOU DONKEY
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>>695433403
This shit's ready, Gordon.
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>>695436738
here you go chef
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Al a'cunt chef
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Lamb sauce here
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>>695436668
FUCK YOUR STATION
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Beep Bop Dubs Bot.
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I'm ready chef
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Rolling
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Me so hungry
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Where's the salt in this kitchen chef?
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here you go
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Alright wankers, Donald Trump himself has just arrived. If you do not have the quads ready in 15 minutes, I'll cut off your balls.
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>>695436668
You left handed upside down transvestite dick! You fucked up the goddamn quads!
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xD nice thread anons haha really entertaining
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It's coming along, chef.
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kek
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Where's my 200 pound ya cunt
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>>695433403
YES CHEF YELL AT ME MORE
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Hurry up, lads
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ALL OF YOU, COME HERE..

YEA?

YA?

SHUT IT DOWN!!
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Quads are here chef
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All nicely done here chef
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>>695436668
I'll have to show you how to quad...
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>>695433403
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Fuck me in the quads chef
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HERES A QUAD CHIEF
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Bloody hell it's FUCKING RAWWW!!!
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Getttt
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FUCKIN BURNT MY WANKIN HAND!!!
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roll
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I'm trying some dubs here chef
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i dont even want get
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WHERES THE FUCKING QUAD
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GET THOSE QUADS READY
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Idk why I like get threads or why there is a mystic quality towards post numbers but I do....
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Me quatre senior Ramsey
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Aye aye, Sir !
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>>695437462
It'll be a while before the quads are ready
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>>695436060
checkin that dub 60
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Going with some trips chef
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WE STILL NEED 1 MORE DUBS
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MORE POSTS FOR QUAD GET
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HNNNNGGGG
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walking with the dubs now chef
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sorry chef:c
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>>695437422
CHECKED
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Yes Chef!
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The dubs are ready!
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>>695437600
good job on that dubs anon
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>>695437577
CHECKED
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>>695433403
Quaids get
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I'm getting tired chef can I go home?
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QUAD GET!!!!
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Adding the seasoning on the quads chef
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quads
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quads take a while
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>>695437614
YOU IDIOT!!! THESE ARE SINGLES!!! AGAIN!!
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surf 'n trips right here chef
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>>695437729
7s get
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Trips ready at the pass, Chef!
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Quad
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>>695437614
IT'S RAWWWWWWWWWWWW
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>>695437320
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YES CHEF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkEDO7QYGZA
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Holy shit!!!
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gotta poop .. u wanna as quads?
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Quads her chef
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Try my quads sir.
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>>695437799
Double dubs !
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WE NEED MORE TRIPS
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FOR YOU CHEF
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I'm not a robot, chef
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>>695437801
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>>695437772
U AVIN A GIGGLE M8? YOU FUCKED THE QUADS! GET THE FUCK OUT YOU DUMB CUNT!!!!
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Fuck off chef. I quit
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>>695437772
YOU FORGOT THE SAUCE
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i ate the lamb sauce
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88 get
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>>695437951
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WTF HAPPENED TO MY TRIPS
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I'm only falling deeper into the existential chasm that is life, the abyss I call the pursuit of happiness draws me down deeper into its cold core. All because I CANT COOK THE FUCKIN QUADS!!
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>>695438088
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Trip tits
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Trip so i trip
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>>695438170
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Working on the quads now
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GET TO WORK ON THE TRIPS
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>>695438068
>>695438088

WE ALREADY HAVE THAT ON ORDER!!
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>>695437966
>>695438066
>>695438088
Do we still need dubs chef?
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czech em
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ok chef!
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>>695433403
What kind of asshole orders 4 sets of trips?
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>>695438221
Roll
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>>695438221
you trip'd and dropped them
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>>695438221
YOU NEARLY MADE IT BUT THE SAUCE IS SHIT
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ROLLIN IN THE KITCHEN
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Roll
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My mum just walked in on me
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Hope mr Trump will like this, then choke on it after paying the bill chef!
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Trip it
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COOKING DEM TRIPS BABY
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>>695438242
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Fail
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>>695433403

Working on those quads, chef.
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>>695438477
No more dubs needed mate we need to work on trips and quads now
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Rill
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KEEP EM COMING LADS
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>>695438552
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Im frying another quad chef!
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>>695438679
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Quads are cooking now chef!
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Triiips
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>>695438736
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All hope is lost.
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Walking with trips chef
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>>695438888
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>>695438784
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I'm working on the quad!!
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Gimme some four
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quads
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>>695438858
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quads?
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quads
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>>695438873
Quad
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Here sir!
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Morale is dropping chef
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>>695438910
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>>695438800
Ya sure our customer will tell the difference between double dubs and quads chef?
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Raaatid
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>>695438956
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Can a group of asses even produce quads?
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All lady chef
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>no quads yet
what did they mean by this
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THE QUADS GOT FUCKED AGAIN!
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Yes chef!
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My friend is a chef too
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>>695439026
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Don't even bother, mates
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Quadserino
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lol
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>>695433403
Here are the quads, chef
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>Cums on plate
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>>695439238
fail thread is fail
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Someone call the supplier for trip quads
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Im working on the quads now chef
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>>695439263
>>695439284
The quads need more time to be prepared idiots
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We have failed
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Almost leady hele chef-sama, lemme just put out file please
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Feels like a double shift
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HERES THE QUADS
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2 minutes on quads to the window, chef
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>>695439355
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I miss my kids
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Chef take my singles you faggot
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Rip in pepperoni
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>>695439647
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>>695439754
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Fuck it I'm gonna drink my tea and smoke my spliff. I don't need quad notoriety
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>>695439405
Quad should be ready chef
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Quads getterino
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quads are nearly done
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quads to the window
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Don't be ready.
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Mind quads
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>>695439866
now to add the spices...
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Quads.
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Quad here!
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When was in soviet russia, all easier. Quads used to make you
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here we are
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>>695433403
Seasoning intensifies
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Quadzilaa
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>>695439821
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>>695439960
done
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G
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xD
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It's coming
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Quads here chef
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>>695439985
>>695439991
>>695439993
>>695439997

why were these deleted?
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>>695439991
YOU FORGOT THE SEASONING YOU WANKER
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THEYRE LEAVING YOU WANKERS
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>>695440033
do trip dubs count Chef??
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>>695439997

i'm sorry chef, the quads were slightly undercooked
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>>695440071
>>695440083
They're overcooked!
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>>695439997
It's raw you idiot!
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potatoes?
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>>695439997
>>695440006
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU FUCKING TWATS CAN'T COOK QUADS TO SAVE YOUR PATHETIC LIVES! GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>695440006
You overcooked it dumbfuck
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>>695440017
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>>695440009
>>695439993
Godfuckingdammit you useless shits
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Incoming quads
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Cooking bitches
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Here you go, chef!
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Wait for 1111
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Trips up chef
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What we got so far lads?
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>>695440237
Pls no
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I'm done chef these faggots can feed themselves, TAKE THIS YOU FAT MONGS!
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I feel the quads
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>>695440265
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Order for 4444 chef how long?
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Oops, dropped a plate.
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ayy
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123
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>>695439993
In soviet russia the kitchen kicks you out itself
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QUADS
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>>695440364
all dubs and 69 gets are getting cold
>waiting on trips and quads
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Quadersinno
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niggers
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Cilantro
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>>695440413
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Hope these trips are alright chef
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>>695440582
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>>695433403
I'M ON IT CHEF!
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Fuck shit cunt whore slag
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>Almost 300 posts and still no trips or quad
Fucking pathetic. A DISGUSTING EMBARASSMENT.
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here chef!
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>>695440639
Fucking amateur
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Chef I can only cook with my dick so quickly!
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>>695440647
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>>695434333
>>695440685
There was one trips in fact, chef
Also fuck off, chef
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>>695440776
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>>695440776
Sauceless
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>>695440685
What about these chef?? >>695434333
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I'VE GOT YOUR QUADS HERE CHEF
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>>695440791
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Checkem
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>>695440685
Were trying you stupid british piece of shit
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>>695433403
P and Qs
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>>695440906
FUCK I DROPPED THEM ON THE FLOOR, SORRY CHEF
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>>695440906
Close the kitchen
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Quad!!!
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>>695433403
Fresh quads chef
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here you go chef
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>>695440911
anyone order the steel beam burger??
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There u go cheferino
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Would you like fries with that?
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