Why don't you carry a gun /b/?
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Why don't you carry a gun /b/?
>>695420748
It's illegal in the great state of Maryland.
I don't live in development country
because i'm not a paranoid amerifat
I don't want everyone to know about my tiny penis.
>>695420748
sure is a lot of samefag in here
>>695420748
I don't want to look like a pussy in front of the ladies.
Because the rainbow isn't rainbows and colors and faggot harmony.
>>695421901
Too bad
>>695420748
my gun is folded 10,000 times.
Because I'm not an enormous pussy.
I do carry a gun though. In the summer it's usually my sig p938. In the winter it's usually my Springfield Champion
Ever try to conceal a desert eagle .50 ae f? You'd need like a trenchcoat. If someone pulls on me when I'm out I'll either charge if I'm close enough or just push other people around as human shields as I get out to my car to get my gun.
>>695422715
>Can't afford one
in Maryland, its not illegal to carry a firearm fag. get a permit
I don't have any arms
>>695422976
P320 for winter
>>695420748
Because I'm fat and can't run away.
Because I can't legally possess one.
>>695420748
I always have weed with me or i would carry my pistol.
>>695420748
Not a cowardly paranoid faggot.
Live in a wealthy neighborhood.
Don't believe in the bogeyman.
Penis works fine.
Wasn't bullied by my step father.
I have many friends.
I do OP, I carry a Taurus 740 compact
In my country we dont give out guns at walmart and this is why the last "terrorist" only had a knife and an axe. The police shot him.
>>695423079
that was the single gayest sentence i've ever heard in my life, you aren't fucking rambo.
because theyre unnecessary in first world countries
>>695422958
Cute earrings faggot.
Chileanfag here, in my country we solve our problems with fists, unlike you muricucks, thinking you are rambo and shit
>>695423550
Implying any of those things will stop a nigger from ass fucking you with his chimp knife
>Bernie/Hillary voter detected
>>695423518
Just kidding, that wouldn't stop me. I've never wanted one though, other than for suicidal reasons, now and again, which is another great reason not to own one.
>>695420748
i live where police do what they get paid to, and i don't have an inferiority complex.
>>695423728
retARD ALERT, SOUND THE ALARMS
>>695423387
two guns hahaha
>tfw you have a 3" cock
>>695421901
Do you wear a seatbelt? Same concept.
>>695421901
>>695423728
>everyone that owns a gun
>>695420748
Because I'm a britfag otherwise I would
>>695423684
Right because no one ever gets stabbed or shot in Chile. Fucking retard.
>>695420748
>Why don't you carry a gun /b/?
I do carry; especially now with everything going on.
Growing up one of my best friends dad's carried every day and everybody else had guns in their houses (except mine) and it wasn't a big deal. Why is all these liberalfags upset because law abiding citizens pay their own money to get certified and then pay the government again for their "freedom" to carry? I mean anybody can buy a gun and stuff it in their bag or pants or whatever, but because we want to do it legaly were ostracized by society.
>>695420748
ITT: 2SMUG2FURIOUS
>>695424561
The jealously is real.
>>695420748
I want to carry a m9 beretta why does everyone carry glocks? They're too big and clunky for my taste
>>695424561
WHAT THE FUCK!
>>695422715
Lot of good not being a pussy is gonna do for someone else who is getting held up at gunpoint
>>695424158
Does anyone remember when /b/ wasnt filled with litteral faggot millenials that jerk off to men in womems cloths, when ylyl wasnt faggots posting bananas, when gore and rekt threads were good?
Is there anything these bernie sanders cucks wont destroy?
>>695424992
Nice carry piece is it full sized?
>>695420748
Glock 43 checking in
Because my Amygdala isn't as big as yours and your pre frontal cortex isn't as big as mine. Oh, and yeah, my penis is bigger than yours.
>>695424912
lmao what. m8 have u ever handled a 92. they're fucking huge. not gonna be comfy
>>695424836
likely libdip trying to wield "smug"
it is to lol
>>695420748
just picked up a bersa thunder 380. love it
>>695420748
>Why don't you carry a gun /b/?
because I'm not a fraidycat pussy.
>>695424992
Nope. The liberal shit bags have won. All of these millennial faggots have won. Chicks have dicks, dudes have tits and no one knows what a man is supposed to be. Guns are evil and have to be banned. Even though a man with a truck just slaughtered 80 people in Europe.
>>695425215
I hate full sized pistols I didn't know they were that big any suggestions for a smaller carry?
>>695425160
>Implying having something to defend yourself is an emotional decision
>lol my penis is big
k
>>695425066
Its compact
>>695424992
Careful /b/ro don't trigger the millenials
>>695420748
>Is it a gun in my pocket or am i just happy to see you?
>>695420748
The Dunblane Massacre
>>695425364
>because I'm
this is why unchecked violence
>>695424992
I have that saved on my computer. My police academy instructor gave it to me on disk so I wouldn't wind up on a list. Lol
>>695425453
Why no magpul flip up iron sights?
>>695425426
Glock 43
>>695420748
Because my fucking coutry has retarded politicians that dont do anything to make it possible.
>>695425453
I just bought the same sig, if its in 9mm. except mine has a threaded barrel :)
>>695425610
Magpul are cheap plastic crap. I have troy battle buis flip on rear and the classic a2 fsp on because muh aesthetics, and they are realiable to hold zero.
>>695425453
It's the P229 right?
>>695420748
Because Im not an obese American with 'muh freedoms muh constitutions muh ammendments'
Waiting to see if Louisiana will pass Conceal and Carry for free.
Right now, I think a lifetime C&C permit is $500 so I'm waiting to see if a bill is passed which would allow it for anyone in the state.
Why don't I open carry? Because I'm not a fool.
>>695420748
Because if someone's going to kill me, at least by shooting, I'm not even going to try stopping them. I've accepted my fate.
>>695426153
Gosh I love being free at least I'm able to own weapons Europe are the ones who really need them every time I turn on the news I see some sort of terrorist attack over there
I do. Everyday.
>>695426037
What kind of upper receiver is that? It's definitely not stock
>>695424992
>Millenial
Stop using this word if you care at all about not looking like a fool.
Millenial doesn't work because it tries to generalize what an entire age group of people is thinking. That isn't possible.
The idea of blaming anything on an entire age group of people is extremely backwards and dumb. Lets stop doing that ok?
>>695426046
No. Its a p320. I also carry a p938 if I really need to conceal.
>>695426359
Would you mind filling me in on what happened the other day in Orlando and San Bernardino?
Not sure if guns were involved in those incidents
>>695426359
Implying the US haven't had the worst terror attack in history
Implying you just had 5 cops killed in texas the most gun friendly state but no citizen did anything about it.
Implying EU has more mass shootings than US
kek
>>695426532
Cool story.
Fuck off millennial trash.
>>695426827
Too bad those were gun free zones and they would've gotten the guns illegally or used some other type of weapon probably explosive, if they couldn't get the weapons they had but yeah let's abolish the 2nd amendment because of isolated incidents real smart jackass
>>695424195
KEK ones legally required. Least it is in my state. Also no, its not the same concept. Its more like putting a condom in your wallet when going in public.
I don't live in a nigger neighborhood
>>695422958
you look like a faggier version of Lars Ulrich
>>695426857
The worst us terrorist attack was carried out using boxcutters I think that's enough said to show that people will find a way to kill each other no matter what
>>695427003
How old are you?
>>695426487
Its a bravo company upper
>>695426857
Implying that worst terrorist attack was done with airplanes and box cutters.
>kill yourself faggot
>>695420748
It's illegal bc of my age and I will as soon as I turn the legalast age
>>695427244
That's bad ass
>>695427244
You spelt
"I'm a faggot" wrong
>>695426857
>Implying most of the mass shootings aren't made up of gang violence carried out with stolen firearms
check the stats faggot gang violence is are problem not school shooters
>>695427194
its not exactly about that.. as far as control of any weapon available people forget that there have already been laws passed because of events that have taken place, how soon we forget that a single act of violence is enough to take away that particular means to harm one another... and nowadays everyone just fuckin cries about it because they want to carry their gun and bomb collection in their basement around with them everywhere.. oh wait.. they don't do that anyway... what were we arguing about again?
>>695427718
I don't know what I just read
>>695425305
what?
>>695427609
you mean to say "spelled" learn how to talk before you ta lk shit
>>695427028
shoulda woulda coulda...
Gun free zones in a country with more guns than inhabitants? how does that work if borders between states and jurisdictions within the US are completely open?
the 2nd amendment was drafted more than 200 years ago - a time when slavery and burning witches was still a thing. laws need two evolve over time..
>>695420748
I do.
I do. Ruger security six in .357 hot load hollow point.
I also have home defense.
>>695426857
>Texas
>Most gun friendly state
Kek. So many kek. If you don't know anything, don't speak.
>>695428066
The past tense and the past participle can be written as either spelled or spelt.
Did you even go to school?
>>695427952
englee mofackle
do u speakit
cause when there's a massacre in a movie theatre or gay club I don't want to do anything about it cause america fuck yeah
>>695424992
I hope that everyone knows that millennials are from 1980 on wards. Which would be most of /b/ including yourself im sure.
>>695428130
Not him but it's not a law. It's an inherent human right merely acknowledged by the bill of rights.
>>695428398
Dont you have a blm rally to go get raped at kid?
>>695428455
nice dubs, leanr how to word.
>>695428384
Not him but GA is the titties for guns.
Can't find a five seven at a decent price.
Also not that worried about it.
>>695428659
careful with that meme its an antique.
>>695423550
but you seem to be a whiny liberal
>>695428795
Nigga you need to lower your standards. Unless $1200+/- is in your ballpark
>>695423582
we don't give them out here either.
seig heil, illegal in germany
>>695420748
Because I'm 20 and you have to be 21.
>>695428612
there was a time when 'owning other humans' aka slavery was als considered an 'inherent human right'
Your argument is therefore invalid.
Sorry faggot
>>695428897
filthy dumb stormfag scum
>>695428066
uneducated, unaware amerifat spotted
>>695420748
i was in a shop today and there was a muslim in front of me in the queue to pay. i was fucking scared, but held my nerve despite the overpowering urge to run away. in the end the muslim paid and DID NOT BLOW ANYTHING UP!!1! i can only assume his target was another shop.
still, it was a real near-death experience. i'm lucky to be alive.
>>695423728
Again, not a paranoid faggot. Having a gun around would make life exponentially more dangerous than not having one around.
>>695427087
man I've heard some shit arguments but this one....
>>695423550
You irl
>>695429009
As much fun as a five seven would be, I'm not trying to go buy something that needs that rare ass ammo. Glock does just fine.
>>695428066
This proves that only rednecks owns guns
>>695422958
trying to overcompensate for your faggot head lol
>>695423387
Hondafag detected
>>695427718
oh look the children are out.
>>695429076
Owning slaves wasn't in the bill of rights. Which are the only inherent human rights outlined in the constitution. My argument still stands and you sir, are a faggot
>>695420748
I have never felt the need to. If I ever did, I would.
>>695429116
your just mad that your country autocucked itself into a spiraling recession because 'muh imigrints'
>>695429114
Its funny because stormfront uses facts and statistics to paint a picture while niggers like you think shouting racsist at the top of your lungs changes reality.
Eat shit libcuck see you on the day of rope.
>>695425405
The world is not as.dangerous as you think.
I'm glad you faggots have resigned to it.
>>695420748
Only hipsters open carry faggot
>>695429257
Forced by the law vs a privilege? This sure shows that you cant fix stupid.
>>695426857
implying you have an argument.
> 2016
> still not sitting in jail for murder
>>695429221
Only if you're an asshole. The rest of us seem to be doing just fine with sometimes hundreds of guns at home. I only have 7. Poorfag
>>695429337
twf making fun of a guy with a gun collection. yeah, we'll see how smart you are when your brains are all over the floor
>>695420748
not legal in my country, there isn't even a fucking gun shop in my town
>>695424561
sure kid. is this one of your wet dreams?
>>695420748
i do and i shot your faggot dad to death after i made him fuck me a gunpoint
>>695429312
Glawk brand glork Masserrace
>>695424992
I do. good times.
>>695429661
Typical gun owner response.
Is this the type of response someone who owns a gun should have?
>>695426532
sure kid
>>695420748
S&W SD9VE checking in. Hornady self defense rounds.
>>695420748
Because I don't live in a country where they come as cereal box prizes.
>>695425160
nice to see that college education being put to good use.
>>695425364
safe in mommy's basement
>>695420748
Glock 42 in the pocket
Glock 17 on the hip
AR behind the passenger seat
AR in the back
Active shooter bag in the back
>#wlm
>>695429530
sure kid
>>695420748
sex offender registry
I don't idolize the GTA games and prefer people with guns to be professional.
>>695429876
is this the type of brain of someone who just died should really go want to ever look like more?
>>695429337
/thread
>>695420748
I live in a faggoty blue state
>>695426167
good man
>>695423387
>Only 2 guns
HAHAHAHAHA FUCKIN KILL URSELF FAGGOT GET GUD M8
>>695429527
>stormfront
>facts
Still pretending Hitler wasn't a vegetarian bohemian hipster who pussed out when his country actually needed him the most?
>>695426257
no you're a cuck
>>695430117
>>695429477
that was obviously just an example to proove that laws need to be changed over time.
talking about inheren human rights: according to most american(s) (states) even the most basic human right, the 'right to live' doesn't exist --> death penalty.
I ask you: are there even 'inheren human rights'?
I shall not call you a faggot this time as my concern is sincere.
Because i do. Florida's great huh?
>>695423550
>>695423550
Poor fag detected cant afford to be badass
>>695430117
What's in your active shooter bag?
Because I am a lethal weapon
>>695427718
how much of a tard you are.
>>695424992
You do realize that hillary will take your guns allot faster then bernie would.
My EDC
>>695430630
fried chicken and purple drank.
>>695430639
this
cause i'm a roody poo and don't wanna get shot but probably will anyway
>>695429876
ether you have power or dont. i have the power to hollow your brain out. you don't. therefor i win.
>>695420748
Because I'm not a pussy and I know how to fight
When I decide to start open carrying I am going to get a motorcycle jacket, some nails (rusty as fuck) pieces of tire and a few metal signs bent into armor.
Add some leather belts and I will be prepared to become a road warrior of some sort. Then everyone will look at me and say WOW he isn't just some American who carries a gun. But an idiot with a fake gun or something. And that's when I pull out the chrome paint.
>>695428130
doesn't understand freedom. I feel sad for you.
>>695429583
How many crimes have been prevented by people with open carry? http://www.factcheck.org/2015/10/gun-laws-deaths-and-crimes/
A higher number of firearm laws in a state are associated with a lower rate of firearm fatalities in the state, overall and for suicides and homicides individually.
Sure you might not be an idiot with a gun but the guy down the street might. But will you use that gun to defend yourself? It does not happen enough. Maybe like 5 times a week nation wide. But hey, most gun owners kill themselves anyways.
>>695430704
i don't like it.
>>695426857
>>695428472
like words on paper have any power. oh wait you're a eurocuck, nevermind
I don't have any bullets
>>695430812
deviating the argument. not responding to my points.
"I am right because freedom"
kek
>>695428544
wrong dipstick
>>695430785
>know how to fight
Not gonna help when six niggers come at you with knives and bats.
>>695429114
and stupid too
>>695430987
you don't have an argument, little lady. dismissed.
>>695431033
To stupid to look it up huh?
"a person reaching young adulthood around the year 2000; a Generation Yer."
>>695430630
Not that guy, but a active shooter kit should consist of a quick on off plate carrier, level 3 plates or better, a first aid kit, and a pistol with extra ammo.
>>695429076
never heard that one before. you just make that up? yes would be the correct answer.
>>695431164
ameritard finally detected.
No valid arguments
>starts to insult opponent
>>695428659
>>695428807
what he's trying to say, anon, is that your meme is not edgy enough or new enough for this summer's standards.
You must work around the clock like him in order to impress the real people whom count...
Other faggots on a dead website.
>>695431300
>>695429116
typo=uneducated. easy to spot stupid here folks
>>695428612
"A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed." Yeah if you are in a militia
>>695431300
Excuse me. Obviously slavery never exited in the US. I probably didnt pay attention in histoy class
>>695420748
I don't have the time to get my CCW and I don't want to open carry
>>695429221
if this was true all gun owners would be dead.
think a little kid before you repeat what you have been told.
I work as a DTF officer so I always carry off duty. Always the chance I will run into someone that I have put behind bars.
>>695431340
watch yourself little gayboy. if you're not American that puts you in one of two categories.
1.) A country we've fucked up because we want something useful from them
2.) A country who we protect because they're useful to us
You're either an ally or an opportunity. You should say thank you and then quiet back down.
>>695429570
wow you really lost the conversation quickly.
>>695431340
The only points liberal anti gun people have to make are so stupid it's not even worth debating so it's easier to just make fun of you and watch you get triggered
>>695426532
Fuck off you retarded cuck shitlord everybody hates you. You liberals cant take away my guns unless you pry em from my cold dead hands. Fuck outta here with that faggot shit.
>>695430860
sounds kind of true
>>695431761
bait
>>695429337
seriously, that is your range. I guess all liberals are stupid.
>>695420748
I do carry a gun, and it's funny because no one would suspect that I carry a gun. I'm a sad-looking, willowy looking faggot you might mistake for a Coldplay fan or Bernie Sanders supporter.
Why the fuck wouldn't I carry a gun? It slips right into my waistband. It's not like it's obtrusive or an inconvenience.
>inb4 but muh upscale white neighborhood!
Yeah that's exactly the kind of neighborhood a jungle bunny would want to pillage. What? You think they're breaking into each other's apartments stealing each other's food stamps? Come on...
Because I haven't put the time or money into it.
>>695431847
lol bro this whole thread is bait.
>>695431811
Need a gun since you cant win an argument?
>>695431985
Very few arent
>>695426153
> I battle assailants with my intellect.
>>695429985
no one does asshole
>>695432080
he's actually kind of cute for a neckbeard.
>>695431729
damn. lardboy is getting angry now. the only problem ist that you hardly qualify to say 'we' when talking about the US.
You're most likely too overweight and/or too uneducated and/or too young to have actively participated in any of those 2 'categories' that you mentioned
>>695432000
Try me faggot ill blow ur eyes out ya head so you can see how dumb you look trying to come at me.
>>695432195
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>695430699
sure kid. obammy failed with total democrat control. you think the hag is going to do any better?
>>695424989
guns are a cowards weapon
>>695432232
Yep cant win a battle of wits, better bring my gun and ill show them im tough.
>>695426257
>I could prevent my death, but naaaa
>>695430837
sure kid
>>695432329
roflcopter
I must admit the was unexpected and therefore quite funny
however I still win the argument
>>695420748
Because I have faith in humans.
Fear breeds fear. That gun isn't going to save you
>>695432453
>wits<bullets
keep trying buddy youll get there eventually
>>695430987
just shut up. you're just throwing shit around.
>>695432475
its like cringe kid in class that cant think of a comeback.
>>695432426
Then you can tell they to the guy sticking you up...
...and then suck his dick if that's what he feels like making you do. And you'll do it, too, because you're not a pussy. You're a faggot. Kek
>>695431230
still wrong. lets call you asshole this time
>>695432611
If you are even smart enough to point it in the right direction. Here is a diagram for you.
>>695431807
this. i don't need words to justify my owning firearms, i have bullets.
>>695432618
lets see who can utter the last insult before this useless thread dies
Fuck you nigger loving faggot. Shut the fuck up
kek
>>695431431
this proves what?
Because I live in the greatest country in the world and I don't have to be afraid of being shot everywhere I go.
>>695430704
always interesting to see a lefty setup, I'm left handed and still shoot right handed
>>695432761
K you go find out what a millennial is and source what you find when you get back to me.
>>695425453
What handgaurd is that??
>>695432534
:) it's alright. I was actually trying to bait somebody into a prompt for this since I entered the thread.
>>695431605
that wasn't what was being discussed.
whether it was a right or not was the topic.
now fuck off kid
>>695432812
>Proving my point
TY anon because you have literally shown that unlike "wits" guns can end people.
>>695420748
I went for the more direction male enhancement route and just got my dick pierced instead
>>695432981
that's obviously geissele, you philistine.
>>695430473
I'm coming from outside this argumen, but you're an idiot. You can't say owning people was a basic human right and try to back out and be like " that was an example". Well, that was a shitty mother fucking example, and there isn't a right to live. If you receive the death penalty, you were convicted of something so bad that you forfeited you rights. There are a number of inherent human rights outlined in the bill of rights in the constitution.
>>695432729
Because if someones already pointing a gun at you the smart thing to do is make a sudden movement and threaten your attacker with a weapon.
That'll keep everyone nice and safe.
>>695420748
>implying I don't.
>>695431418
carl the cuck is a shit /pol/ meme and its still a shit /pol/ meme. Don't defend shit /pol/ meme's
>>695430807
Eat shit and die.
>>695433047
it was a right to own people you stupid fuck
>>695432565
Bullshit. Fear breeds obedience and discipline. That saying is utterly stupid.
>>695432812
>Proving my point
TY anon for literally showing that unlike your "wits" guns can cleanse this cancer liberals disease that is spreading across the planet
>>695433211
cute pistol, tyrone. make sure you tell the officer you have it and then quickly reach for it next time you get pulled over. get you them 72 chicken wings.
>>695433007
I'm left and I'm fine with people keeping their guns. But yeah the police brutality in america is fucking awful.
>>695433163
I have a funny feeling you'd suck a dick even if a gun weren't being pointed at you.
>>695432981
It's the bcm kmr alpha 9"
>>695433401
Nigger, i'm white as a sheet can you not see?
>>695433074
I'm sure in your vast though process that you didnt think of the person who made that gun. Didnt that take wits? Didnt civilization itself take wits? Who build the device that allows you to be a dumbass on the internet? Wits > guns. Otherwise you would think smart people would be on the front line during warfare. Oh wait, they get boosted up to officers right away.
>>695431512
>"A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed."
>Yeah if you are in a militia
First off, your making two mistakes:
1.) the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.
It doesn't say the right of the "militia" to keep and bear arms, it says people.
2.) If your a male between 18 and 45, you ARE in the militia. https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/10/311
>>695431951
this guy gets it. I work late in a building that's filled with very expensive equipment.
anymore with their policy of no witnesses it makes sense to carry a gun.
All these little fags trying to be cool, please stop with this idiotic awnsers.
And well, simple question. Just because I don't feel like spending that much money something I'd carry around illigally and when I use it to protect meself getting sued and be put in jail. When I could just have a broken leg and get a nigger sued. I'd rather use this money for a vacation or something.
>>695433463
no you're lying, it's a geissele.
Glock 27 on me. Norinco .45 acp in my back pack. tons of mags in pack, truck and on me. oh, and my trusted spyderco knife. :)
>>695433270
this whole thread is a /pol/ meme.
>>695431512
Isn't that technically every person who signed up for military draft? In other words, most Men.
>>695433538
>argentina detected
>>695433211
What kind of pos is that?
>>695432195
oh look its the "uneducated" argument.
still trying to convince everyone how "smart" you are?
>>695433775
>>695431455
>typo
it certainly is.
>>695431512
How can you start a militia if you have no access to any weapons? What would the government do? "Well, we see you are disagreeing with us because we have so royally fucked you, so here's a bunch of guns to help take us down. "
>>695433584
this. i got issued bullet proof wits when i was in the army. it's the only reason i survived tbh mammasan.
>>695433855
it's a full size Springfield XDm
>>695433433
Shouldnt you be firing indisriminately into a crowd knowing the NRA will defend to the death your right to do so.
>>695433701
Got me there m8.
>>695432625
like the kid who can't come up with a valid argument.
this ain't school kid. you don't get an A for showing up.
>>695432195
Hey asshole /b/ is an anon take it to Instagram if you wanna bring up appearances since you're obviously too stupid to create an argument that isn't "hurrr you're probably fat"
>>695432857
shit slinger. like the monkeys in the zoo.
>>695433975
There it is.
The evil government rounding people up for death camps.
Somebody just won gun nut bingo
>>695433211
he just uses it to threaten his cat into having sex with him
>>695432881
so do I but its not Canada.
>>695431455
lol. I'm on you're side but c'mon that wasn't a typo lol
>>695420748
>Why don't you carry a gun /b/?
1. I'd blow my thumb/toe off
2. I'd defend myself against a violent nig and get Zimmermanned
>>695433883
>trolling
>bait
go back to faceberg you stupid fucking child.
>>695432943
sure kid. you wait right here
>>695424992
You magnificent bastard you say what us silent ones are thinking
>>695420748
In Denmark we're Vikings, we fight with our fists.
>>695434396
My cat never leaves me the fuck alone.
>>695434491
you must be new here.
It's funny how most people negative to guns are upper mid class faggots and ladies who have never first hand been afraid or in any kind of physical altercation. They stay at home week after week, don't visit worse parts of cities and then pretend to know why guns should be banned from law abiding citizens. They have no grasp on who carries a gun and what it is for. Their sheltered lives make them believe that everybody has lived in that rose red world of theirs. Time to wake up and smell the shit faggots and whore princesses.
>>695433153
he's a stupid liberal making a stupid liberal argument
>>695434061
If you want to know the truth, I'm not a gun nut. I own a gun. I carry a gun. I enjoy that right as it *is* my right to do so. But I don't belong to the NRA and if guns were banned tomorrow, I'd think that sucks, but my world wouldn't fall apart. It's not like I whack off to gun magazines or anything.
>>695433315
sure kid. source? 'cause I never heard that one before tonight.
>>695428398
>Can't put together cogent argument about guns
>Argues about spelling
>>695426857
>Implying you just had 5 cops killed in texas the most gun friendly state but no citizen did anything about it.
good point that proves the gun laws are pathetic when some states allow open carry and when there are mass shootings in a public place, no one does a thing about it. It kinda proves it's more of a status symbol for the wannabe alphas than a practicle endeavor. hilarious
>>695424992
All the shit you described is what killed /b/. The best time was 2007-2009 when we picked on teenage girls on stickam pissed off the polish and russians on drawball and people actually got banned for being SJW's.
>>695420748
I haven't cowered myself into needing one. I'm not some scare little girlman that needs a gun in my purse to defend myself.
>>695433608
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
http://www.archives.gov/exhibits/charters/bill_of_rights_transcript.html
>>695433755
>>695433975
>>695433993
Guess when that bill was put in to place? Times of war so that the common folk who were being attacked could defend their land. Doesnt say anything about open carry or that you can be a one man army. Its in case the government or invading force can be stopped by any means. I personally, am all for guns but this is old and just in case. Not for some dick down the street to mug people.
>>695433584
wits, from someone who will be jumped because he is too busy playing pokemon go
>>695434935
>I'm a naive faggot who thinks he can bench press his way out of getting gangraped by niggers
>>695432864
Not the same anon as you were arguing with, my point is the world isnt as happy and save as you think it is
>>695430860
/pol inability to understand math
>>695434177
Yeah how has that be going for you? Should of listened in class big guy.
>>695434315
Yeah because a tyrannical government has never existed before, especially not one that has oppressed its citizenry to the point of full-on genocide. And even if one had existed before, it could never happen here in the USA -- r-r-right?
>>695433671
and I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you and that meddling dog.
Because i have a flamethrower
>>695435100
fuck meant to past this one
>>695433651
until he beats you to death. we all have to go. what will it be. on your knees or on your feet?
>>695435061
I hope they do. Cringy as fuck
>>695434998
>i'm a pussy
i wish you had just said that earlier. i know you are. just marry a nice guy who can take care of you, it's going to be ok.
>>695435173
>geissele confirmed.
>>695435173
ma nigga
>>695434315
you know liberal friend you will be searched too. they will search everyone and kill those who don't comply. what will your answer be?
>>695435124
So you and your trusty 9mm versus an m1 abrams
>>695430860
Is this bait? Cause it feels like bait lol.
>>695424992
I wouldn't worry to much. Millennials are educated but soft, they all think they will make millions by the time they are thirty, even though they hit their mid-twenties and still aren't working a real job.
They are the generation that has been over coddled, it has made them for the most part weak. When shit hits the fan, most of them will break.
>>695435173
did you just stick your thumb up a dog's asshole?
>>695435320
Oh wait, you didnt have anything to say and only ad hominem comments? Wish you would have said that earlier.
cause I doesn't afraid of anything
>>695426167
>Conceal and Carry for free.
Edwards signed it in May. 1/2 fees for active military and reserve, free for veterans. http://www.legis.la.gov/legis/ViewDocument.aspx?d=1002916
My wife and I are getting our permits this weekend. Too risky to just keep it in the car when I work in NOLA.
>>695434886
2007-2009 were good times
rocking my .40 M&P no worries here.
my dick is just fine too, ask your mom
>>695435540
stop replying faggot. download grinder and get aids. be free!
>>695435511
>implying less-potent weapons lose against a proper military every time
I'll take what is Vietnam and Iraq for 500!
>>695435676
Why reply when you dont have an argument in the first place?
>>695424195
found the amerifat
>>695434471
its not the typo, its the response. everyone here thinks they are smarter than everyone else.
we're on /b/. there are no smart people here.
he may pronounce the word as "spelt" so that is how he spells it. not everyone is a typist.
>>695435527
He probably is home from work you fucking dumbass.
>>695435506
Comply with what exactly?
You guys love this idea that your firearms will somehow be the answer to all your problems.
A bunch of dudes 200 years ago put that in the bill of rights because they were shit scared the british would come back.
Unfortunately they cancelled the invasion.
>>695434474
but he won
>>695420748
Because americans have bad aim
>>695435822
>everyone is a typist.
i'm not a typist, shitloard!
>>695434871
see you and raise you one AR in wood.
>>695435676
Grindr has one R. You can verify if you check your Dad's phone.
>>695435853
>white knighting some faggot with dog shit on this thumb
how things have changed.
>>695435100
tell me about it.
>>695436038
stop talking to my dad!
>>695435114
how cute you think you're talking to one of your own kind
>>695435861
Lol. And you are the little faggot living in your upper middle class parents basement aren't you? You think you know the world by looking through the basement Windows and spying on the neighbors 15 year old daughter. You pretend to be know it all and a tough guy. You are a little punk who cries when something scary happens. You're the guy girls laugh about behind your back. Not because of guns but how fucked up and inexperienced you are.
>>695435786
Vietnam and Iraq are not exactly the US are they?
>>695435522
drooling just thinking about it.
>>695436248
No you're right we'd have an even better chance here
>>695436248
>explain basic geography to me
>>695436219
"He's disagreeing with how afraid we should be! He must not have seen as much of the world!"
>>695436219
So you're experienced in these areas?
>>695436463
Correct.
>>695435527
no, is that normal? Is that something you do, go around sticking your thumbs up dogs asses?
I guess my hand is pretty tan from ya know spending half my days working outside in the sun.
On a side note I did stick my thumb up a girls ass on a few occasions.
>>695436413
political climate and economics are a huge factor in an armies capability jackass
>>695435861
didn't think you would get that.
you truly are stupid. then you show me how much more stupid you can be by generalizing.
You're a faggot if you do.
You're a faggot if you don't.
Logical conclusion: everyone is faggot.
>>695436563
>that damage control
dog rapist confirmed.
