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Hi! Tuesday Kazooie is back for the third installment.
Let's chat about our music tastes in this thread, on the side.
> fav band: red hot chili peppers
> fav artist: zella day
> fav genre: rock or indie pop

Also, next Tuesday I'll be away.
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Should have opened with Kazoo in the ass you slut.
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>inb4 no one actually talks about music instead asks for additional nudes even after tits and a timestamp
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if this is real post another timestamp tits pic in a different pose
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>>695412458
red hot chili peppers are cool also please show your pussy :)
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>>695412458
Lol u make Tuesday afternoon at the office pretty sweet, I'm a paralegal and this day has been shit. Having to defend a junkie child beater sucks
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>>695413045
well to be fair, the timestamp and dates can easily be photoshopped so additional pics confirms authenticity

who is zella day?
im not a fan of indie pop, i like most other stuff though
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>>695413045
i was actually going to ask for a sharpie in pooper
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My Favorite era of music is the 70's. But my favorite modern artist is Imagine Dragons
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why don't you pierce those knockers?
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>>695413175
what law firm
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I love fisting my slave while slow jazz is on.
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XXYYXX - XXYYXX
imogen heap
electronica
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>>695413082
That's a bit rude! She meets the requirements of the board in exemplary fashion and you tell her to do it again. She would be in her rights to tell you to fuck right off, and you should!
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>>695412458
What you think of the Arctic monkeys? Raconteurs?
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>>695413475
kill yourself cuck
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>>695412458
Very firm tits OP. what kind of exercises you do?
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>>695413475
please go white knighting elsewhere fgt
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>>695412458
>the red hot pepper chillis

you have very poor taste in the music and have no business starting music threads, which explains why you want to discuss music here and not /mu/.
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>>695413569
I'm a cuck, you pathetic loser? You should learn board etiquette before you post here, or at least ask one of your class mates.
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>>695412872
It keeps sliding out!
>>695413175
That's really interesting.
>>695413281
Not bad.
>>695413287
It's not really my style.
>>695413498
Oh, Arctic Monkey's latest album is baller.
I love Do I Wanna Know?
>>695413623
I garden... and swim sometimes...even bike or hike once in awhile. I don't do much to workout.
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>>695412458
i don 't see /b/ at timestamp!

> fav band: Soad
> fav artist: Rob Zombie
> fav genre: All
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>>695413569
SUMMERFAG DETECTED
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>>695413872
now fart and record it on vocaroo
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>>695414000
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>>695413711
You should learn what white knighting is aut-boy. I'm pretty sure she is already aware of this thread fool. And I don't care if she wants to post her tits or whatever, I just care about standards on the board. Something you newfags clearly aren't aware of.
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>>695413302
2 independent attorneys nc, they share space and employees. Don't wanna say who though
This fat bitch who let her kid get beat is really fucking with me, I watch her sob in the police interviews as she finds out she is catching felonies and god I wanna murder her because she didn't give a fuck about her 3 year getting the shot beat outta him with sticks and extension cords but uh oh I'm catching felonies time to cry like a fat bitch. Idk I've done some really bad shit (ex junkie drug dealer) but god even I can't relate/sympathize
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>>695413723
Chili peppers are in of the greatest bands of our time and have done wonders to transfer funky licks to contemporary music you faggot.
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>>695413872
Sharpie in pooper
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>>695413723
It's not a music thread, it's a camwhore thread. I like chatting with the other people in here about random things on the side.
>snobby cunt go back to mu
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>>695413872
>>695413623
Firm butt too OP, swiming might be the real reason.
Wow you have an innie pussy ? That is perfect , can we see more?
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Metal, Rock, NSH8CORE(brainwash), Classical music, pop (only from the king though), basically a mix between everything.
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>>695413934
You look like you're about 2 or 3 pipes away from a faces of meth poster
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>>695414242
do you like anal? why?
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>>695413872
Haha thanx, see >>695414147 for some details
Yea we do criminal defense so it's always a party around here, I'm the young guy at the office who's actual been where a lot of these criminals are so I relate to them
Not this bitch tho, she deserves all the jail time and to never see her beautiful kid again
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> fav band: Beyond Creation
> fav artist: BONES
> fav genre: All
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>>695414242
Perfect tits btw OP.
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>>695414242
take your down syndrome eyeballs back to Nam, you gook piece of shit.
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>>695414242
I love being facesitted by a hot girl like you. Do you like facesitting?
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>>695412458
Rhcp is my fav too. Also love SOAD, Pearl Jam, Breaking Ben, ect.
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>>695414173
no, they suck and you have shit taste in sounds.
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>>695414242
Initiating faping phase 1
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I'm into heavy metal, hard rock and some types of older music. Really got a thing for AC/DC and Metallica atm. Iron Maiden, not so much.
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>>695414304
kekd
>>695414267
My pleasure!
>dont mind the razor cuts
>>695414523
lmfao thanks for the laugh i needed it
>>695414539
I'd do it. I'm not too experienced.
>>695414465
Never heard of either of those, truthfully
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Linkin Park still my Favourite,>>695414242
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>>695414770
Sharpie in pooper please
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>>695414770
how convenient you shopped out your butthole! you're ashamed of your loose butthole. hahhhaaaha
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>>695412458
What are your thoughts on their new album? I think Sick Love, and Dark Necessities are my favorites of it.
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>>695414770
Your pussy looks fucking delicious.
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>>695414770
Underground music
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>>695414777
In the end it doesnt even matter dude
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do you ever snap /b/tards?
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>Fav band:
hmm, difficult
"Classic" fav band: zz top
"Current times" fav band: arctic monkeys
>fav artist:
Slash or Alex Turner
>fav genre:
Rock in general, indie rock and pop
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>>695414770
Ops already a little wet? Also some doggy shots would be nice!
Make a paralegal happy
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>>695414621
Tool, I forgot about tool
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Hey OP how long is your hair?
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>>695414770
Thank you OP , very very hot and wet pussy you have. You being playing right now?
>>695414539
Not too experience? Like ?

I love spread your tights out , licking your clit with tip of my tong while inserting my middle finger inside your cunt.

How many fingers can you fit?
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>>695415076
>Make a paralegal happy
i just deposited 3 shekels and a vial of christian blood in your account.
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>>695414770
Would love to see some piss comin outta there.

Lovely.
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>>695412458
fav song atm: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp5JCrSXkJY&feature=youtu.be
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>>695414913
I jam out to Dark Necessities daily. The Getaway's an awesome song, too, they should use female vocals more often.
>>695414890
>shop
you mean crop?
>>695415076
What can I say, I like hanging out with you guys.
>>695415141
I have a pixie. Right now it's wet and I look like hitler
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>>695415250
Kek attorney trust account doesn't equal my account, also exchange rate on blood vials has tanked
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>>695412458
>>695413872
>>695414242
>>695414770
POTENTIAL PEDO THREAD REPORTED MODS
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>>695415419
downsyndrome
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>>695415344
gross, you should have shopped your butthole out of this photo too. that fungus is out of control.
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>>695415344
That is very hot , round butt!
i would like to lick your ass hole with my tongue
while fingering you and drinking all your pussy juices.
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>>695415389
there's just no making you heebs happy.
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>>695415344
cl1112, you should snap me sometime ;P
fav band:tool
artist: maynard
fav genre: varies really, acoustic or metal
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>>695415344
Oh I see, I like long hair but I've seen cute short haircuts.
Want to snap chat? Don't need to send nudes since you can do that here. But anything really. I have a cat, and a statue. And stuff.
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I don't get why females spend their time on 4chan.
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>>695415344
show us how many fingers you can put in OP.
Show us how you fap.
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>>695415624
There's no making u bitch ass clients happy, u wanna go to ur mom's funeral but in ur jail? Tough shit bitch! Don't do b&es while mom's dying
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>>695415805
To look at all the BBC and cuck threads that are posted throughout the day, of course...
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>>695415805
They're trying to meet Paralegals to marry and spoil them. It's classic /b/, really.
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>>695415805
STFU AND GTFO Faggot.
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>>695415882
do your fucking job!
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>>695415928
tryhard
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thoughts
>1974-2014 era
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>>695416010
i don't get it.
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OP is ded
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>>695412458
>>695414770
>>695415344
Well... I`m hard.
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>>695415344
Without John Frusiante, RHCP are not the same, this song is pretty good.
i'm with you, is bad album !
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>>695415344
U just earned some free legal work op, use wisely
Also show us what u want us to do to you, how u like to be fucked
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>>695412458
sick taste; RHCP have been my favorite for over a decade!
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Nice photoshop you can see the white paint
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>>695412458
Op should take pictures with food in a sexual manner, cause why not?
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>>695416151
OP is fapping now i think. As her pussy is wet.
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>>695414913
not OP; but Sick Love and Feasting on the Flowers are my two favorites
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>>695416151
neh, mobile 4chan is just gay
>>695415852
Not by fingering myself. Idk how it is for other girls but it doesn't do anything for me
>>695415805
Why do males?
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>>695415996
Kek I do dammit! Do your job not to get caught criminal and pay me on time!
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>>695416285
they're certainly very different; but I really love Josh's work on this album
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>>695416496
Have/would you ever fuck a nigger?
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>>695416496
Pee pee peeeeeeeeeeeee.
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>>695416496
Get the brush again then
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Write "Kristoffer NJ ga mæ herpes" on a paper with you visable (include vag and tits), and I'll send you $20 via PayPal.

'Tis gone be good.
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>>695416496
Sit on your feet for us
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>Want female snapchat
>Be me
Fml. I want a qt female to talk to.
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>>695415138
bruh, Tool are sick; stoked for hopefully the new album this autumn
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>>695412458
Have you ever squirted before OP? Like or dislike?
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>>695416643
No, I'm not into beastiality
>>695416644
> /d/
>>695417051
Nope, I haven't. Isn't squirting like..piss? Sounds gross.
>>695416916
Oh god what have i become
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>>695416496
Ops favorite position?
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>>695417305
>>>695416916 (You)
>Oh god what have i become
A fine lady which helps out a fellow /b/ro to make a great prank on his mate.
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>>695417305
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>>695417305
>No, I'm not into beastiality

kek
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>>695417305
Good girl. Besatiality is a terrible crime; on another note I've always been a fan of pussies like that so have you got any toys?
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>>695417305
You are so beautiful Op I'm glad to see you again today, I was having a real shit day but this makes it a bit better
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>>695417305
Kik?
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>>695417305
Scratch small heart on your leg...
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>>695417305
No it's not piss, just female ejaculate. Idk all the girls who have done it that I've talked to love it. Feels good man
Also super sexy
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>>695417305
do you enjoy people getting off to you op?
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>>695417305
Thats very hot and wet OP. I would love to drink every single drops.
Do you lick your clit getting licked , while 2 fingers playing inside of your cunt and rubbing your gspot?

Most girl i date love that move a lot , i suck her clit and finger inside . They cums quickly.
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>>695412458
put mustard in your anus pls
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>>695417305
squirting is literally piss; some research was done on bladder levels before & after and it was much lower after
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>>695417701
No, mine.
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I recomend ocean Color scene op , and a bit older material, the jam
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>>695412458
What's your favorite way to have an orgasm? Sex, toys, fingers, oral, ext......
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>>695417920
This.
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>>695417821
Calm down Borat
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>>695417920
Idk man u ever been Rhee when a girl squirted? As far as I can tell it ain't piss
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>>695416496
You mean , fingering yourself dosen't feel very good?
For most girls tho they love getting fingerd by me, I do this "Come here Come here" motion inside top pussy wall by inserting middle finger.
And sucking the clit while doing it.
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>>695412458
put a foot in your mouth
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>>695417305
You into asian dudes?

Also is that cum puddling up in there?
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>>695417545
>>695417305
This OP is real hero! Thanks for not liking black dick.
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>>695416584
Red Hot Chili Peppers - The Getaway (2016) is ok, back to the funk , thx to god.
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I used to drink heavily and during my booze filled evenings I would listen to a lot of 50's, 60's, and 70's country music I had a huge stack of LP's and an old record player my aunt gave me. a lot of George Jones, Conway Twitty, and Johnny Cash. I came across a lot of songs that most people have never heard or won't ever hear. The one that sticks out in my mind is a song by Johnny Bond called 10 little bottles. I don't listen to music that often other than when I'm driving and I listen to a classic rock station
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>>695417305
>>695416496
OP , Let us help you make you cum quick , reply to us too. I am good at sex chatting.
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>>695418215
yeah, I preordered it, it's lovely
as a bassist & drummer I've always dug the chili's groove
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>>695417305
Skype?
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>>695412458
FUCK YES!!!!!

I've been waiting patiently...
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Let's see the dung box op , open wide for daddy.
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>>695417305
pussy looks so good it almost seems illegal
underage?
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OP you got snapchat?
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>>695417305
Pets see some full body shots from the front op!
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Spread your pooper open hun
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>>695418760
>implying good = illegal
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>>695418715
You waited too long she's fucked off by the looks of it.
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>>695417510
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>>695417305
OMG, is that an intact hymen? I want to suck the juicy goodness out of your pussy
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>>695418153
I'm long distance dating a Taiwanese boy. He's gorgeous.
>>695417958
I've only ever gotten off with my bunny vibe. Never once with another person.
>the little hero himself
>>695418070
Yeah but that's totally different.
>>695418627
>neh
>>695418760
Just because I have a shaved innie doesn't make me prepubescent.
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OP your mobile is dead again , wake up.>>695412458
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>>695418763
I've asked, no reply, someone asked for kik, also no reply.
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>>695418840
>THERE WE GO BOYS HE SAID IT
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>>695418951
>intact hymen

fucking virgin .. fag
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>>695418518
I just ordered my place right now !
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>>695418970
damn, OP; you're cute as fuck
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More?
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>>695417510
You disappoint me, OP.
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>>695419113
>you're cute as fuck
you mean her pussy is cute?
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>>695418970
Very nice pussy OP.
I am asian too.
Love to date you .
can i get your email/skype/snapchat?
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>>695417510
RERAWL?
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>>695418970
Korean guys?

also tinychat cause you totally love us
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>>695418970
lol Asian , I could blindfold your long distance lover with a shoelace
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>>695419248
well it was a response to all of her pics. but yes, her pussy is cute
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i remember when girls on b would actually get into cam rooms with us. you up for that op? i'll make you a room. its sure better than pictures... and just think of all the anons you'll be helping out.
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>>695418970
>>695418070
Also my tactic for getting squirts is i keep pressure onto pelvis with other hand and while licking and sucking the clit , i rub my middle finger inside the pussy wall , around upper walls of vagina.
When gspot is hit long enough , uncontrollable spams becomes and squirt
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>>695419262
No?
>>695419382
*snort* kek
>>695418983
Doesn't go well for me. I like this medium best.
>>695418951
No... left me long ago.
>>695418808
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>>695419679
Perfect body, OP.
Gongratz.
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>>695419600
squirting is just pissing, nasty
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>>695419679
OP; you're actually perf; a cutie who is into the chili's
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And then spread your pussy
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>>695419679
Very hot OP.
You have soft but cute body.
Are you into BDSM?
Any kinks you tried?
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listened to the Getaway today and even though I have nothing particularily bad to point out, I still felt there was something missing. Whats your top 5 peppers albums?
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>>695419679
Do you like being choke while fucking from behind?
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>>695419679
Damn, get me a doctor stat then.
4chan is like a one way street, I've been trying to climb the divide and get a contact. xD
Alright, have a good day then.
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>>695419679
just join a cam room and angle the camera away from your face. that's the most giving happy medium there is on this website without doxing yourself
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Could you take a pic ou yourself wearing high socks and shoving pussy ?
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>>695413934
How often do you use reddit faggot? I really can't tell if you look like 4chan incarnate or reddit incarnate. It's like the uncanny valley but for faggots.
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Tuesday Tracy,

I should be tending the veggies, and instead I'm listening to Zella Day (not bad, I suppose) and remembering my younger years. You're definitely a bright spot in the week.
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>>695412458
lets see those sexy feet! soles and spread toes!
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>>695419679
I would love to suck and lick those nipples all night while jack hammering you. Want to see my dick OP ?
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>>695418970

Believe me you don't have an innie ok.

Other than that ... The sword is a pretty solid band know them fuckers ?

Also boys like some hair on the muff. Make a landingstrip next time just giving you advice.
I feel you are sexually unexpierenced.
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>>695420001
not OP but;
yeah I get what you mean, the first time I listened to it I wasn't really concentrating, so i didn't get it all
but like, Feasting on the Flowers is a beautiful song about Hillel

my top 5:
1: Stadium Arcadium - first album i listened to, hooked me on them
2: OHM - a criminally underrated record
3: BSSM
4: BTW/Californication
5: The Getaway
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>>695420351
no one wants to see your dick put that shit away
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Holy shit, I recognize that window fan.

OP, are you from Schnectedy?
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>>695413475
>>695413786
>>695413995
Samefag
Also you're pathetic, go fuck a prostitute or some shit and stop being so leddit tier.
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>>695414100
>XD
>When green text it it just looks angry

Get the fuck off of 4chan.
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>>695418970
Can you show us dildoing your self while rubbing the clit?
You making me diamond hard. want to cum inside of that cute pussy.
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>>695420366
Snort.

Maybe boys do. But you go on telling yourself you know what all males want. Soon you will learn that males want everything under the sun. Bald, landing strip, full bush, etc.
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>>695419947
I like being dominated in general.
Choking is one of my favorites... and being gagged.
>>695420152
I don't have a video camera dude, that's why I'm not camming for a part time job lol
>>695420081
Haven't tried it, but I like the idea..
>>695420318
You garden too? And listen to Zella Day?
>i love jameson, compass, no sleep to dream.. all of it
What're you growing this season? Any luck?
>i have a groundhog problem
>>695420366
I don't shave for the vox populi.
>>695420505
HE FOUND ME ABORT THREAD
>>695420326
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>>695418970
>I'm long distance dating a Taiwanese
does he know you're posting here
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>>695419679
Ops doing gods work! Also listening to my crazy requests, the legal community gives u its blessing
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>>695420822
well you need to get a camera... i know like 5 girls irl doing that and they're not even good looking. best 20 bucks you ever used...

and how about some enthusiasm, holo used to do it on her cell phone with like 3 frames per second
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>>695420425
Thanks for your opinion, even though you are not OP and did not show your nice body to us.
I just feel John was carrying a lot of what made the Peppers well... the Peppers.

I grew into them around the time BTW was released, so it ranks a bit higher for me. I think my top 5 might be something like:

1 BTW
2 Cali
3 Stadium
4 BSSM
5 The Getaway/OHM

I don't mind One Hot Minute, I just think Dave Navarro was a rather ill fit for the band. Being a huge fan of Johns solo works doesn't help too much either. It is just like his guitar and melodic skills always hit me straight to the insides.
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Butthole time right guys?
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>>695421047
There's no denying he was what gave them their commercial success, but I'm glad they've evolved to not need him for it.
I love John's solo stuff too, well stuff like The Empryean and Shadows Collide
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>Column One
>Frans De Waard
>Musique Concrete
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>>695420822
I cam see you are Sub type since i saw you.
i love choking from behind while grabbing the neck with two hands .
While thrusting hard from behind .
Holding neck tigher and tighter as close to orgasm.
Releasing back before point of no return.
And when orgasm , it cause the girl to orgams really hard.
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>>695420822
I'd fuckin suck the nail polish off them toes!
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>>695420822

Didn't answer my question. I feel you are sexually unexpierenced. Well are you ?

I feel your insecurity through my monitor.
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>>695420822
I'm five songs into Zella Day since you mentioned her. I want to do everything you do.

But for reals, she's pretty good. Her voice reminds me of Brandi Carlile, who I like.

I do garden. A lot. No groundhogs here (a dog, names Jameson, of all things, helps. As does the .22). Growing too many things to mention, but my faves are okra, edamame, and hot peppers (for sauces).

Now, let's get back to the hot snatch, if you please. My personal fave is a panty shot (last week was nice, but I'm looking for one where you pull them tight across your mound).
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>>695421382
this reads like you're trying to type Death Grips lyrics
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>>695421529
never heard of deathgrip.
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>>695421479
Projecting
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>>695420822
Hey op paralegal fag, gonna leave this here [email protected]
Fucking email me or dont, who gives a fuck. I got class so I'm put but would talk to u again. U should say something to convince u too email me but fuck it right? Peace
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>>695421529

Or some faggot virgin
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>>695421047
Totaly ok with that !
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>>695421771
All I can say is oooowwwwwfffftttttttttttttt
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>>695421700
'I fuck the music
I make it cum
I fuck the music with my serpent tongue' - just an example
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My fave Chili moments were listening to Mother's Milk while being driven to middle school, and Point Break.
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>>695421973
Wow how cool you're my idol I wanna be like you bro.
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>>695421807
I am very well experienced in sex not like you virgin faggots.
That is the reason OP is mostly replying to me , she knows i m not a Beta Fag like you kids.
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Favourite band: killers
Favourite artist: Brandon Flowers
Genre: Alternative
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>>695421984
MM is such a rad record, it only narrowly misses out on my top 5
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>>695412458
What do you think of walk off the earth?

And would you show what your boobs look like hanging down?
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>>695421771

> I am desperate but I'm playing the "yeah pff whatever who gives a fuck email me or don't" game but please please email me, OP, I'm so lonely.
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>>695422222
>check em faggots
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>>695422187
How do you know that she knows what you think she knows ?
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>>695422187
Must be bait. If not, I'm gonna say a little prayer for you tonight.
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>>695420822
OP are you close to cum?
I wanna suck your cuite juicy pussy so much now.
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>>695422553
Would you like to hire an interpreter ?
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>>695422222
And he was replying to me.

I'm famous!!

I loved that album. I was listening to some good shit when I was 13 because of my neighbor. Dead Kennedys, Circle Jerks.
Out of curiosity, you ever listen to Brendan Benson? >>695422199 made me think of him.
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>>695412458
I'm more into vaporwave right now dude..
all sub-genres
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>>695422609
>>695422609
nonono fuck you how you like to hire some balls you newfag
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>>695421529
Death Grips are my latest love. Hooked on Exmilitary
>>695421510
My tomatoes are doing fantastically this year, and my cukes.
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Dammit, OP's dad just walked in on her and he wasn't uncomfortable this time.
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>>695422620
Nah, idk why though; I like punk
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>>695422187

I'm 25 and not beta. Boy go outside. Learn how not to sound like a piece of shit
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>>695422903
OP Did you orgasmed?
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>>695422903
Exmilitary is brilliant; try listening to Fashion Week and the new record Bottomless Pit
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>>695423069
Then you are a 25 years old virgin faggot
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>>695422903
SHIT.

That's the stuff. I need more 19 year old girls in my life. FUCK.

My toms are rocking (I grow in black plastic and do the basketweave) as are my cukes. 18 qts of pickles are up, and tasty.

OP, how about same panties, same stance, but where you grab them in a handful, right above that cunt but below the waistband, and stretch them even tighter. How about you try that one out for us (me)....
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>>695415344
I would bury my face in that and eat you for hours. <3
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>>695422903
Did you cum OP? How was that.
You are soo hot. I want to grab your boobs with one hand and suck your nipples.
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>>695422903
Accept that cunts offer of the 20 bucks n buy some nicer panties and bin those shit catchers.
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>>695422903

Takyon!
Go death grips
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>>695423208

Best you can do is call me a faggot. Already said that bitch. Bye. Go look at your hentai or something boy
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>>695422903
Then i will name my favourite position Death Grip .
You gotta try that one, it gives the girl very intense orgasm.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWzJhkrZm5Y
pretty rad new (i think) DG vid
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>>695423007
Well, he'd not punk, that's fo sho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn48uNk0O1c&index=6&list=PL95BC3BE5944163FD

You like Bob Mould or Husker Du. I used to dig them.
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>>695423073
yes i am big cums
>>695423180
>i keep giving bad people good ideas
>>695422944
I'll never forget the spring of '98 when he raped me... it's a sweet memory.
>>695423281
My garden is pretty small, but it serves me well for a few refreshing salads in the fall. This year I'm hoping for my mini gourds to come through for some cute Halloween decor.
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>>695423586
nvm it's from a 2012 record
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>>695422335
>hurr durr I'm too cool to try and get numbers at a bar because what if rejection
Stay cool bro
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>>695423602
no bu Dead Kennedys are right?
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>>695423652
Since you brought it up have you ever fapped thinking about your dad tearing the hole out you ?
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>>695423380
Ha!
You don't dig cotton panties? I prefer them over fancy ones. Not the old beat up ones so much, but just clean, tight undies. Must be a pedo thing, but I hope not.
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>>695423652
How old were you when he raped you?
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>>695423895
They're actually a neat mesh. Super breathable.
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>>695413934
Fuckin jeezus look at the fazog on you son.
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>>695423652
LOL, that fucking mask in the background though.
God you have awesome tits.
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>>695424023
those look super comfy OP
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>>695423652
OP another position i love to fuck is , while hands being tied both helplessly and spreding legs wide open. are you into getting tied too?
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>>695424023
Looks very smooth.
Do you love being rubb while panties on?
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Can you please post a picture of your tits with a paper saying jay, for my friend he likes tits
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>>695423861
Ahhh, I remember it like it was yesterday. I was one year old... he took me out of my crib and pushed my diaper aside. I still love the scent of the cologne he wore.
>inb4 'fake'
>>695424075
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So many thirsty pakis
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>>695424324
i'd fuck you wearing that mask OP
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>>695424324
Stick that cocknose mask up yer duff.
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>>695424324
OP your tits are perfect please do another close up.
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>>695423652
OMGoodness. you are a special one, aren't you? No cutting scars, even?

Your poor pops. I'm figuring that you're kidding, but the sweat you could produce on his brow if you wanted interests me. I realize it's not your thing, but I get the impression that if you got a stick up your ass, you would fuck with him. Good times.

I did a crazy biq winter squash patch. Giant whites, little mixed gourds, red kuri, rouge vif d'etampes... there were a couple others. butternut.

Tuesday Tatas, are you in school when you;re not home for the summer?

>>695424023
Fuck. I don't know if I can go fap right now.
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>>695424324
Suck your toes
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>>695424324
How you remember from 1year old. OP you gotta be kiddin
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>>695424324
JESUS, you'd have to take that off first, but I would love to come on those tits after we fucked
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>>695424574
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Please text me! I think you're a goddess and would love to talk one on one. ️(818) 389-0012

(My name is Donald... As in I TRUMP all of the mouth breathers in here.)
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>>695424324
And you wear it! Yes! You're a fucking God send OP. And now a qualified Doc.
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>>695424856
Them tits got some 3.14 action going on
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>>695424324
OP you making me want to tying you up against the wall and fuck you from behind and force you to orgasm.
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>>695424856
Those are super nice. The other anon is absolutely correct.

I recognize those stuffed animal legs. OP, are you from Glasgow?
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