ITT Poorly describe a videogame and Anon guesses it
I'll start it off easy
>First place
>Son of a bitch
>Last place
Shoot bubbles around the world
>>695408009
mario kart
>>695408009
Mario Kart
Alright my turn,
>be some kind of royalty
>shit hits the fan
>assemble army out of random dudes you find in the countryside
>>695408268
Yep.
Getting harder now
>Press record
>Little pig
>Scary shit
>Murder a vegetable
servers are down
servers are down
battery died
finally recharge battery
servers are down again
>>695408777
Pokemon go
>>695408777
kek, pokemon stop
>>695408777
Pokemon Go
>>695408412
Fuck mang, I have no idea. Drop me a hint or somethin
>>695408412
sorta castle crashers vibe but probably not
>Bitch stole my sister
>Do puzzles
>become animals and objects
>bitch gets stuck under a rock
>
>>695409012
More often than not the main character has blue hair
>You're mental
>something happens
> you got out
> need to find your past
>>695408412
Fable 2?
>Was in gang
>Kill gang for govt
>Govt kill you
>>695409265
max payne?
>>695409393
Red Dead Redemption
>>695408412
>>695409207
Ah, Fire Emblem?
>>695409393
Pokemon GO
>son gets stolen
>Dont look for son
>build houses instead
>disappointed, when no father- daughter sex in the sky
>quality waifu
>gf is dead
>join gang
>oh shit they poisoned me
>kill them back
>oh shit i have a kid
>>695409623
fallout 4
>>695409623
Fallout 4
>>695409625
Rocket League
>>695409544
Yessir
>> Old Pedo Stole Sibling
>> Old Lady Gives me Power
>> Giant Tree Slides
Fire emblem
>Gov agent
>Terrorists
>Muh future
>Virus
>>695409850
Metal Gear series?
>>695409781
Gotta link yer posts, Anon.
>Move to America
>Go bowling
>pills here
>>695408531
gta V
>Press record
>Little pig
>Scary shit
>Murder a vegetableMOD
>wake up in the hospital
>no dick
>go and search for dick
>>695409850
Watchdogs?
>>695409978
pokemon go
>>695409978
Pro Bowling simulator 2012
>>695409742
Nope. Try again
>>695409625
Bioshock infinite
>>695410011
Incorrect.
>>695408412
Conker's Bad Fur Day
>>695409978
Gta4
>>695409979
Left 4 Dead, 3 easy try 2 come up with 1 harder.
>>Library
>>Kappas
>>Not Minecraft
>>695409207
Sonic the Hedgehog?
>don't have a job
>refuse to get one
>hang around parks and spin a circle while taking over a gym for kids
>stare at little kids
>not have a job
>refuse to work
>kids game
>imaginary critters
>>695409762
Super Mario Galaxy
>>695409978
GTA 4?
>>695410395
Heavy rain?
>>695410416
nope
>>695408531
Evidently too hard?
>Defenseless
>Reporter
>Sick people
>>695409979
Left 4 Dead
>>695408412
Suikoden?
>smiling ancestors
>Can't say the same
>>695409625
bioshock infinite
>>695410395
digimon move?
>>695410520
Manhunt?
>>695410395
Every pokemon game?
>>695410457
No retard it's Pokemon go. Every adult I see play it I tell them to get a job and they refuse to
>>695410559
Skyrim
>>695410520
Outlast
>>695410647
Close, but no.
>>695409265
Manhunt 2
>Ancient family book is stolen
>3 animals go and hunt it down
>>695410537
>>695410348
>>695410147
Nope, I've already conformed the answer was Fire Emblem.
>>695409265
Amnesia: The Dark Descent?
>>695408531
Motline Hiami
>>695409265
Mancunt
>>695410763
Sly Cooper and the Thevius Racoonus
>>695408009
wtf a giant bird
haha this guy is so cool
fucking swamp
fucking castle
fuck these fucking biggie smalls motherfuckers
fuck these guys are easy
fuck this guy is hard
wait, that's it?
>pleasent music
>work in dreams
>rabbits and moon
>i didnt ask for these feels
>>695410734
Win.
Here's slightly less difficult
>Daughter runs away
>Chase daughter
>What the fuck
>Oh it's okay
>What the fuck
>Oh it's okay
>Aliens.
>>695408531
Manhunt?
>>695408009
Blow up the nazis and give BJs
>>695410863
got it
>space
>pants are shat
>old
>AI
>>695410930
Skyward Sword?
>>695410930
Dark souls?
>be gangsta
>actually cop
>put people in their trunks
>>695410395
Silent Hill 1
>>695410968
It was Outlast.
>>695410734
>>695409162
Banjo kazooie
>>695410395
Op Real Life Simulator?
>>695410938
there was a movie like that in the end only two kids survive aliens kill everyone else
>>695411088
Sleeping Dogs?
Also nice dubs
>>695411057
Yes
Probably too popular a game to try in these threads
>I'm in subspace now?
>Resquite in peaches
>Back in reality now
>Continue jumping on buildings
>>695410747
>>695409265
Correct
>>695411088
Watchdogs?
>get out of prison
>hehehehehehe
>hahahahahaha
>nice tits though fake
>>Sword
>>Old Man
>>Secret Passages
>midget opens chest
>princess is a rock
>hat treats me like shit
>hat was a midget all this time
>>695411250
My Anon, that's Saints Row 4.
>>695410997
System shock?
>>695408009
Mario kart
>>695411326
The Legend of Zelda on the NES
>horror
>humanoid
>ARK
>>695411353
lol i randomly clicked on the gif
>>695411326
Original Zelda.
>>695411413
Zelda: Minish Cap
>>695411088
True Crime: Streets of NY
>fly through Sky
>blow shit up
>>695411413
Fuck, some Zelda game.. The Wooglet Cap or some shit. Minish, The Minish Cap.
>be undead
>die all the time
Drill repair simulator
>>695411513
Every bullet hell, narrow it down.
>>695411423
Not even close
>I didn't kill her fuck you
>sneeky breeki
>meet god
>kill white people
>more sneeky
>fin
>>695411552
Dark Souls, again.
>be normalfag
>red nigga hits your turf makin a scene n shit
>aw hell naw
>you go square up
>get in a few good blows
>he stabs you good
>you survive
>gather dirt on him
>he talks shit
>kill him
>credits roll
>surprise! game's not over
>big hole
Living on island and never been off it, happy until black niggers swallow your life, gummy space ships.
>>695408009
>Corp get something like petrol and destroys almost everything
>You try to fix it
>Get existencial problems
>Discover to not be a dumb
>Get mind mature
>Save everyone except who made you figure it out you are not a dumb
>>695411585
Payday series.
>be india
>we back our words
>!!!!!!
(specify which game in this series if you can)
>trying to destroy space dildo
>scientologists worship space dildo
>dead ex gf puts needle in the eye
>unnerving af
>>695411552
Neverdead
>>695411626
Dishonored?
>Silver Bullets
>Dungeon
>Black Monsters
>>695411552
>die all time
git gud
>>695411741
bingo
>>695410938
Silent Hill?
>>695411728
Dead Space, 2 I believe?
>>695411680
Kingdom Hearts
"gummy ships" gave it away tbh
>>695408412
Dragon Age
>>695409633
Dishonored?
>>695411626
Mafia 3
>>695411586
>fly through Sky
>blow shit up
>blow more shit up
>parachute some more
>>695411693
Prey?
>>695411853
Just Cause 3?
>>695408009
Red dead redemption.
>>695411711
Civ 3 or 4?
>>695411746
Bloodborne?
>>695409633
The Simpson's: Hit and Run
>>695411795
Whoa, someone got it lol I didn't think that was gonna happen. Good jerb.
>>695408412
Mount & Blade?
>>695411959
nope
>follow black doggo
>find triangles
>FASTANDFURIOOOO
>drift drift
>>695411864
Lol, nice try but no, its not Prey, good game btw.
>>695411940
I was thinking of civ 1, but I'll give it to you because you played civ 3.
>Pick a round character
>Win
>HE
>>695411807
What should i have said instead?
>click rocks
>click trees
>gz
>Sent by some agent Cia shit to a island
> parachute down crash land me sum thugz and sheit
> pass out wake in a building
>> Furry with Sword
>>695409850
Dying light?
>>695411711
Sid Meyers Civ 5
>>695411906
Aye
>>695409850
the division?
>>695409623
Either Fallout 4 or The Forest
>>695412097
Periodic Table Simulator
>be in hell
>lots of famous people
>Fly around a lot
>DJ Shakespeare
>Cars explode for no reason
>>695411658
borderlands something ?
>anal sex
>anal sex
>I'm not gay btw
>>695412048
Nigga i played 1-5 and BE fucking love civ
>JASON!
>JASON?
>JAAAAAAAASOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
>Big horny dudes in snowy and always sunny land
>Vikings and shit
>Incredible music and art
>>695412200
/b/ the game?
>google any top ten ____ games
>it will be on about 80% of those lists
>that blank could be just about anything
>it's really not that good a game
>the legend of zelda: the edge lord
>be cat for 4 mins
>rest of the game sux
>>695411804
Yup
>>695408009
New York
Everyone is dying
You get activated
Go kill people
Get shit gear
Buggy as fuck but game still decent
Go to a different place where 12 year old talk a lot of shit
Get more shit gear
Game developers nerf anything that does any type of damage
Its still christmas
>h
>>695412285
Heavy rain
>>695412285
Kek fucking love that
>>695412142
civ 1
>>695412167
Nope, I'll say it again.
>HE HAS NO STYLE
>>695412259
Nice, which is your favorite? I like civ 3 & 5 the best.
>>695412190
Nope
>>695412285
heavy rain, way too easy
>you capture little monsters in things called pokeballs
>have to beat a thing called elite 4
>get good hit in with bird man
>pokeball no kill
>>695412348
yes, also this thread
>Cry To Kill Mom
> tfw no date to flower dance
>>695412100
Keep the bit with black niggers n all that
>best friend becomes a dick
>gf is zombie
>Didney worl
>>695412338
Skyrim.
>>695408531
outlast you niggers
>>695412366
Tom Clancy The Division
>>695412349
only "edgy" zelda game I can think of is twilight princess. Are you saying it's a zelda-esqe game or that it's a notoriously edgy zelda game?
>>695408412
Crusader Kings 2?
>>695408412
fable 3
>>695408531
Amnesia
>MANG when am I gonna make it out the hood?
>I love being rich and retired
>My best friends died and I love meth
>>695412552
Zelda-esque, but only mechanically - the setting is hugely different.
>>695412349
so majoras mask then?
>>695412548
Yes
>Forced memes
>Lack of good hentai
>Game knows you want to fuck your best friend
>Game trolls you about it for about half the game
>Teacher is most elusive rapist
>>695411864
Ill tell you. Final fantasy 7
>>695412436
Starjew valley...feels thread man
>>695412392
Started on 3 but 5 is my fav
>pleasant music
>work in memories
>rabbits and moon
>i didnt ask for these feels
>cult fun with friends
>Satan is dissapoint
>You is kill
>Rise again and get revenge
This is a tough one
>>695412349
Darksiders?
>>695412428
Tying-up of Isiah. That's not even a little bit vague, dude.
>>695412356
Murdered Soul Suspect
>>695412652
hm. ok. What platform is it on?
>wise cracking guy
>derail train
>profit
>>695412506
Nope !
>>695412754
i fucking asked everyone
>enter castle
>kill everything or avoid it, whatever
>smash bosses head in
>"good job, but that bitch is in another castle"
Mfw
![Portrait of Gertrude Stein [1905-6].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1468/960/1468960589775.jpg "Portrait of Gertrude Stein [1905-6]")
>>695412436
That's fucking saddening
Does she get those back?
>>695412719
Katawa Shoujo?
>series of nonsense
>makes perfect sense
>should not push artists
>>695412822
yep
>>695412607
GTA 5?
>>695412607
GTA V. Try harder faggot
>Paper Human Cut-Out Ritual
>Alternate Paranormal Universe
>Pixel Horror
>>695412747
Didnt even cross my mind
>people trapped
>make choices
>my motives are complex
>>695412652
nigga dont tell me you're referring to shadow of the colossus?
>>695412789
to the moon
>>695412607
GTA5
>>695412177
Gat outta Hell
>>695408009
>Cute teen
>Lost in somewhere
>Find Hot guy
>You want to have sex with him
>Fucking blonde
>be naked
>cry
>just woke up in russia
>open the fucking door
>i've done this 5000 times
>drug deal
>Go2Jail
>How'd you get this #
>Black people can be decent I guess..
>Nvm
>Better kill my boss
>>695412652
darksiders?
>>695413076
day z
Up up down down left right left right a b start
>>695413073
Binding of Isaac
>Can fuck everyone up
>still cries like a bitch
>white skin
>>695413073
binding of isaac
>animals
>these animals can swim but they can't swim.
>a thief with some kind of stick, a nerd and a fatty fag.
>>695412878
Nah
>>695413150
Binding of Isaac
>OMG BEST GAME OF ALL TIME 10/10 SO SAD SO DEEP
>one character dies
>the scene is milked so much that it stops being sad and starts being embarrassing
>prime demographic is closet homosexual men and weaboo women
>>695413002
Yup
>>695413202
Stick of Truth.
>Steal from same store 40 times
>Buy new face to rob same store with
>>695413209
nop
>>695413202
Sly Cooper again
>Wake up
>sexy loli tells me my dad is dead
>don't care
>fight up dudes
>color combos
>become king of the shithole i live in
>>695413268
The Last Of Us?
>>695412790
Dark Souls??
>>695413001
It was Darksiders. Someone got it already. >>695413091
>giant armadillo thing from space erupts and bathes the planet in fire exactly one week after Columbine
>main character gets killed by said giant armadillo thing from space 14,000 years earlier
>>695412109
Dying light
>>695413268
I want to say... gears of war 3?
>>695412980
Explain: Everything that dies returns to the planet. So shinra makes profit about all the ppl that is ded and return'd to the planet as petrol, or something like that and that thing gives energy to machines, like petrol. :D So cloud is dumb af at the start, but the aerith's death makes him realize that hes still good to kick bad asses. Win the game. End.
>>695413332
Also an acceptable answer but not what I had in mind
>>695413316
fuck, I didn't see the another one
>>695413268
FF7
>>695413268
FF VII
>>695413268
Life is Strange
>>695413374
Nope
>Yo fucker.
>Don't fucking starve
>>695413343
Chrono Trigger
>>695409393
Shadow of the colossus
>>695413446
>>695413454
Y'all got it
>>695408412
assassins creed?
>>695413480
Don't Starve.
>Minecraft and Day Z had a baby
>Silhouettes all around
>traps
>fuck you, spider
>>695413608
unturned ?
>>695412104
obviously runescape
>>695413482
Fun fact: The Day of Lavos happened on April 27, 1999, exactly one week after Columbine.
>>695413608
Unturned
>>695413608
The Forest
>>695413608
Unturned
>>695413646
damn it yes
>>695413608
7 days to die
>>695413608
Oxidization of metal. Be more vague motherfucker.
>>695413632
Limbo.
>>695413608
7 days to die
>kill or be killed
>friends turned on you
>only weapon is a bat
>>695413608
7 days to die
>oonga buga
>zeemy zidada doo
>keeblaga batta
>>695413632
Metro 2033
>nuclear war happens
>run to vault with wife, son
>wife gets kill, son stolen
>wake up and look for son
>>695413765
Sims
A racing game famous like 11 years ago.
>Have a shitty car and no one know you but you have a popular friend
>Win everyone
>Go to other city and repeat
>Go to japan to face the best racer
>He doesn't give up on japan so he makes you defeat him on the 3 cities you've been racing before him just fucking know about you.
End. You are the same. Nothing happened to you and you didnt earned any bitch
>>695413765
>oonga buga
NBA 2k16
>>695413862
Mario Kart?
>>695413608
How the fuck is it unturned say roblox and day z
>>695413862
Fallout 4 too easy faggot
>fall down
>nigger you better not kill anybody
>pretty good but cancerous fan base
This is an easy one, folks.
>Calls up helicopter
>the fucking heli brings me another helicopter
>how does this even work
>broom broom
>bang bang
>pixel tits
You fucks always post the gayest shit I've ever had the displeasure of reading. Please, for the sake of all of existence, google the slowest ways to kill yourself and practice them on your family before committing.
>>695414006
Undertale
>>695414006
Belowstory
>>695414006
Undertale
>>695413862
Is this dark souls
>Nintendo Power issue #101 came out on the same day the world ends in this game and had a lot of jokes about it
>FIRST RPG EVER MADE, IN 1986
>>695413912
Yea
>>695410997
Alien isolation
>>695414063
Mercenary kings ?
>>695413945
Kek
>>695414063
GTA San Andreas
>>695414041
Just cause 3
>Original concept
>Becomes popular
>Kids ruin community
>Porclaimed to be shitty, and left a mark in gaming
>>695414189
Was thinking about JC2, but 3 works just aswell
>>695414220
CoD franchise
>>695411250
Ac R
>>695412421
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4?
>>695414220
Minecraft
>>695414220
Any halfway decent indie game. Specifically Undertale though. Or Minecraft.
>>695414220
So many games, be more specific
>>695414287
Sausage fingers over here
>Town
>Murders
>Win
>>695408009
> being chased
> droopy people everywhere
> running non stop
> need to become meatsack
>>695412719
Life is Faggy
>>695413796
It was Limbo, but yeah this applies too
>>695414414
Hatred
>>695413321
No one getting that ?
Hint : Japanese tactical RPG
Originaly on the PS1 I think
>Get shot
>Fucking floating brains
>Guy who talks like he has a dick in his throat
>Fucking zombies
>Tribals fucking shit up
>>695414483
Nope
>open world pvp fps
>i unloaded a full magazine into your fucking forehead
>and i died when you shot me once in the foot
>fuck
This is good
>Family got shot
>Revenge stars
>Omg wtf im crazy
>In fact he gets crazy
>Revenge done
>Crazyness cured
>>695414576
DayZ.
>>695414529
Far Cry 3?
>you are really sick
>also haunted by the past
>go blink through post-apocalyptic world and hopefully find cure
>>695414625
Nope
>>695412790
Dante's Inferno?
>>695411447
RUST? IS IT RUST?!?! FUCK I'M A GOOD GUESSER
>>695414603
Max Payne?
>>695414476
yeh
>guy who lives with a teenager (possibly they had fuck already)
>have a problem with pointing with his finger to people
>>695414614
yes. planetside 2 would have worked too
>/b/ gets made into a group
>lose the ability to say a word
>some group of assholes think you stole shit
>win a tourney
>oh shit a ledge, lemme slip off it
>juggalos bouncing all over
>some guy says you and him were friends
>kick his ass
>see face of /b/
>become one with face
>get some new threads and kick some teeth in
>meet some people you knew from way back
>Some shit about a crystal ball
>one by one start killing off members of /b/
>enter /b/'s home
>you meet that asshole you killed from before
>asshole is friend
>friend also with your bitch
>Instead of fucking your bitch, you run to friend like the beta you were supposed to be till your friend said he liked Hot Topic and you became a cool guy instead by default
>kill rest of /b/
>kill some weeb
>kill some weeb in a zebra coat
>now him and his asshole friends are in a room where you can go and kick their teeth in whenever you feel like doing so
>some prick in a canyon, beat him up
>>695412017
Hyper Light Drifter
>>695414414
SimCity
>>695414780
Anonymous Simulator 2016
>>695414718
Yeah, was too easy?
>>695408009
>Orphan
>Thief
>In love with cop
If you need 1 more hint
>ps2 (classic)
>>695412285
does far cry 3 count?
>>695414843
Nope
>Attacking a building with a sword
>building lits on fire
>wtf
>Gonna solve all these spoopy murders
>Wew, you guys are crazy
>No John, you are the demons.
Sly Cooper a THIRD time??
>all you had to do was follow the damn train CJ.
This one's a difficult one
>>695411658
Dragon's Dogma
>>695413862
Duck Hunt
>universally despised
>would have been better received as an original title
>poor use of the IP
>>695414974
Pong
>Wake up in deep space
>In a shitty ship
>Broke af
>Go make cash
>wake up
>annoying robot
> handsome dude
>>695413268
Undertale?
>GTA but your character does not talk
>>695414848
Just a lucky guess.
>>695414989
Yep
>>695415081
check the replies dude
>>695415072
Fallout NV.
>>695415083
gta3
>>695414220
Five Nights at Freddy's?
>>695415029
Young Conker, Sonic Boom, lots of Microsoft/Sega shit?
>>695415177
Could be Skylanders with Spyro and Crash
>>695415054
FTL ?
>>695412992
Zero Escape Series?
