love triangle thread
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love triangle thread
hate parallelogram thread
I like quadriceps though
ok yeah ns just delete my trip that's cool
shit that's my old one
it'll do, wonder if it's still perma'd on normal boards
>>695395973
hi subby
how do you get a trip perma'd anyway
wat
>>695396103
sup dude
>>695396138
There was a brief time a few years ago when /b/ had trips restored formally (before namesync) and a lot of highly regular shitposters got their trips permabanned from use, such that if you tried to post using it you'd automatically get a month long ban
ended up being really funny to go to other boards and tell people to equip my tripcode
>>695396187
hey you
I went outside today
I hate it
>>695396288
get thicker skin
>>695396288
that is insanely stupid of the admins but I'm pretty used to saying that
>>695396575
here are my list of complaints
1. sun sucks; hurts my eyes
2. sand gets everywhere
3. my waist is apparently small enough that men's swimsuits don't fit on me so I ended up literally buying an extra large boy's.
4. ocean wasn't rough enough, got bored swimming
>>695396616
they were really trying to do anything to get rid of us man, it was hilarious. And we won in dramatic form. Nobody gets banned here anymore.
I'm sure I'm inviting one by saying that.
MFW this thread
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this really
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>>695396861
Fuck you man I went out and did the beach things. What else do you WANT?
>>695396909
to enjoy being outside FFS, you are the damn beach for God's sake
>>695396747
You never know about mods man
of course now we're being watched by the moonrune gods of the rising sun
>>695397022
Look dude I went to the beach regularly for 14 consecutive years of my life, every summer and then some. It's not special for me.
>>695397063
Yeah they can't understand anything we say anyway. HEY HIROSHIMA! BITE ME YOU UGLY NIP!
Hiroshima is Chinese iirc
>>695397170
And? I have been to the beach numerous times myself, doesnt make it any less enjoyable.
>>695397380
It is mundane to me. I bore easily. I like the ocean and swimming in it but only if there's real, substantial, THREATENING waves.
>>695397513
You are being a pill right now
>>695397672
We can talk about something else. But I did what you wanted me to ffs.
my dad used to call me a pill when he was real upset with me
kaldis is clearly you're dad
YOU'RE
Yes, you're waifu a shit.
also the only way my dad knows how to waste time on a computer is by playing freecell
I had to look that up. Man it's been awhile since I played computer solitaire on a library computer to avoid doing homework.
solitaire >>> Freecell
>>695398158
I used to play it on my phone a lot in high school
that and tetris and minesweeper
>>695398175
this
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>>695397653
how fucking low can one get?
I mean I've fapped to some seriously obscure shit Im not proud of, but even I haven't hit this low yet
>>695398288
I mostly played whatever the iphone game dujour was.
>>695398337
...dude.
This isn't even the bottom of this rabbit hole.
We're only at 0.10 % the depth. Just get out while you can.
Holy shit the turboape from SNL and the new ghostbusters got memed into oblivion yesterday. Can't believe I missed this, this shit's fire.
>>695398374
disgusting sheep
>>695398619
man you have no idea how many social interactions boiled down to a bunch of boys sitting in the cafeteria with their phones out yelling at each other over temple run or some bullshit like that
we also played a lot of emulated games on our laptops and shit though
>>695398542
What's happened now?
>>695398762
A Neanderthal looking woman attempted suicide after succeeding in career suicide.
>>695398762
https://twitter.com/Lesdoggg
just scroll through and have fun. /pol/'s meme army did this bitch an injury
>>695398337
>jacks off to one bdsm video
>IVE JACKED OFF TO CRAZY SHIT IM NOT PROUD OF
haha
>>695398885
man did she actually try to an hero? Couldn't find that
>>695398337
if you consider that low you're new to the internet lmao
Pic related, have some finest FA cringe
>>695399106
bruh ain't nobody need to see this shit
>>695399018
apparently not, someone just starting rumours
her twitter is a mess though lol
>>695399200
feel the cringe
>>695399270
st. paddy's joke, really?
>>695399263
Yeah I didn't think so. My favorite is the one where she retweets the loli hamtaro porn. Bitch LOST it.
>>695398913
You made my day
>>695398895
I almost actually feel bad for her. The whole Ghostblubbers debacle was more of a Sony exec thing than anything else. They pretty much set up the whole "if you don't like this you're sexist" bullshit that had everyone frothing at the mouth.
>>695399355
>joke
Sadly, no. Shit is real.
>>695399355
This shit is fucking hilarious thank you for bringing this to my attention
>>695399355
>My favorite is the one where she retweets the loli hamtaro porn. Bitch LOST it.
Jesus Christ I just got to that holy fuck
>>695399355
my grammar is horrible, but I am crawling in my skin reading her posts.
>>695399432
Dude if you get trolled like that and rise to the bait I don't feel remotely bad for you. That said she's actually pretty funny on SNL so there's that. This film was an idiot idea.
>>695399548
I actually shrieked with laughter and my dog looked at me like I was crazy. She got the full 4chan.
>>695399529
Ah yeah that was pretty fire too.
>>695399619
Black """people""" right there.
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>>695399662
You mean this gem?
>>695399662
I had no issue with the film being an idiot idea. I mean really it's absolutely nothing new. Hollywood pretty much runs on the remakes, reboots and sequels these days.
God, why is she taking the bait SO HARD. Jesus Christ.
>>695399951
Yeah that's it mang
>>695399971
Just had a look. What a total shitshow. She doesn't deserve it but how can you not know, in this day and age, to not publicly explode if you want any form of damage control.
>>695399951
hell yeah bul
>>695399971
I mean I think she's taking the bait this bad because she really does look like a gorilla, she knows it and everyone else does, and it's easy af to get her goat. All the liberal television people don't give her shit since they're all so lovely and I guarantee you this is the first taste of harshness the bitch has gotten in years.
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>>695400198
God I love the internet. Lolcows like this are such a treat
>>695400291
It's so much better now too. Back in my day you could only troll weird little autists dumb enough to put their shit all over the obscure corners of the internet. Nowadays thanks to twitter you can fuck with celebrities.
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>>695400198
It's like watching a train wreck in super slow motion
I might go back and read through more later, and play Enya's Time or something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upkYQqbrjSc
>>695400479
Someone needs to make a nice and clean slideshow of her tweets with this song over it.
>>695400664
Speaking of which
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvigj3vj1_c
>>695400443
Indeed. Stupid celebrities who don't know Photoshop exists
>>695400891
Not even photoshop, there's a site where you can make fake tweets. Also I'm pretty sure you can do this shit with inspect element or something in most browsers but that's more work.
>>695400847
omg
also when did that song become a meme?
>>695401077
It and Sail by Awolnation seem to be just really good songs for small clips
Sail for shit hitting the fan and Only Time for slow rising stupidity
Existential Tuesday
I exist
>>695401308
Yeah sail is definitely some meme shit.
>>695401428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRXc_-c_9Xc
>>695401333
it's too fucking hot in here tuesday
no you dont
>>695401428
>as do i
>>695401500
Does existence exist?
>>695401709
*hits blunt*
whoaaaahhhhh...
>>695401500
what kind of faggot shit is that song
>>695401798
arcade fire did a song about trannies because win butler's a queer or something I don't know
it's a good song on a good album
>>695401500
I hate it when music videos don't have any music for like a full minute
>>695401967
right? I just want to listen to the goddamn song
I actually didn't realize that one did that since I've got it saved
>>695401792
I am terrified
>>695402128
don't be afraid
when this life ends you live forever
>>695402218
I don't believe in an afterlife
well, it believes in you
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>>695402339
All you people can enjoy your shitty afterlife
Since you're all fags you'll probably go to hell anyway
I on the other hand am going to reincarnate as a cute girl
>>695402562
I am going to reincarnate in a universe where foxgirls exist
I'm looking forward to hell fam it's gonna be kinky af down there
>>695402663
PROPAGANDA
I'm totally not satan though I was off by 3 see
>>695402634
Well I'm sure science will eventually figure that out, so sooner or later if you reincarnate in this universe it's bound to happen
>>695402663
Nah you basically get locked in a room with nothing but repeats of boring sitcoms to watch, or alternatively a radio station that only plays pop music from 2010s mixed with the same ad for Nissan cars
>Expected threesomes
>Only got lackadaisy avatarfag
It's also uncomfortably warm and humid with bad air flow
>>695402924
>come to gfur thread
>expect porn
what is this, e621?
>>695402868
Hey, MY pastor told me about lakes of fire and burning hot pokers and shit.
>>695402924
I'm posting grafics now but I can go back if you want
>>695402868
what if every sentient living thing is just one person reincarnated throughout time
Why Nissan?
>>695403049
put down the dope kiddo
>>695403098
like that one character in one of the hitchhiker's guide books
>>695402992
Yeah thats where all the demons hang out. They get to enjoy that sort of thing and it only makes it worse that you won't get to. You'll know they're RIGHT THERE having fun while you have Two and a Half Men for the four hundredth time
>>695403049
There is a copypasta story about this
The idea is that the person basically experiences life infinitely and becomes God or something.
>>695403068
I didn't know what kind of yank ads were annoying, so I went with an annoying Aus one.
>>695403222
I ain't read those books in a minute.
>>695403230
Yeah but I'm pretty cool I think they'll let me be a demon.
I'm going to go for a walk later FUCCBOIS
>>695403230
I don't see how that follows but okay
>>695398337
[spoiler](You)[/spoiler]
>>695403323
I got the ULTIMATE COLLECTION or whatever
>>695403324
If was a shit copypasta
>>695403323
You overestimate your coolness
>>695403222
"Oh no not again".
>>695403230
Aren't all ads annoying?
>>695403474
clearly
>>695403508
this guy gets it
>>695403508
Some are more annoying than others.
>>695403541
I haven't touched the books but I've listened to all the episodes that were on radio.
>>695403659
No doubt.
>>695403819
the books are good too
>>695403859
But I get to be that guy who says "I experienced the original form of X" and be all smug about it.
>>695404013
why does consuming additional media preclude you from that
>>695404126
I'm just stating the superior boon the radio show clearly gives me that the books cannot. Plus to get to be this insufferable you have to go original form then additional media which you then trash because it's not "pure".
Why am I even alive right now it's 3.30am reeeeeeee
>>695404708
well, if you've heard the radio show can't you do that now?
>>695404943
I actually can't be bothered to read the books. There are other things to read. I don't know how much he changed for the books but I do know the overall story and characters are the same.
is it so wrong to want a small thin athletic guy to like a big fatso
well you guys got boring quick I'm gonna go to bed
nite fags <3
fine
I tried
thread is kill
"no"
damn you subby
I was going to go be productive now
*cough*
You can still do that you know
*burp*
don't be gross
no
now I feel obligated to post fluffy butts
*snort*
but you don't have to
but
the butts
beautiful butts
you could do literally anything else
why do you hate the butts man
they're boring
subby youd enjoy life a lot more if you liked more than melee and guns
i wanna be in that love triangle
I also like music and books and removing kebab.
b u t t
they are the least boring thing
they are the most not boring thing
how can you say such a thing
porn without conversation is boring unless I'm literally currently masturbating and I go elsewhere for that
>removing kebab.
uwot
what is that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxUU3zncVmI
it is memetalk for muslim genocide
>>695410692
new thread
