Story time /b/ros, a weird fucking experience when I turned 16
>Be me, turn 16
>Live with single mom and sister
>Laying in bed one day, horny as fuck
>Pull up laptop, grab trusty old rag, begin fapping
>Few minutes into fap session, sister yells out "Take out the rubbish, I'm cleaning my room" or some shit like that
>Be me, yell "Sure" and continue fap session
>Porn video becomes shitty so I stop and look for another video, dick is still throbbing
>Find new video, fuckin A grade ass, still remember it in my head
>Start fapping again, about to cum too
>Sister barges into room, sees me jerking off, freaks the fuck out and starts yelling at me
>I immediately pull up my sheets to cover my dick
>Sis runs downstairs to mom
Cont??
>>695365501
do it faggot
Cont op!!
>>695365501
Nig nog cont
>>695365501
yes
>>695365501
Continue, fuckbag
This better not be a repost or dead mom thread
>>695366406
Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>>695366860
>>695365501
>>695365708
>>695365754
>Me panicking, pull trousers up
>Close browser on laptop and act like nothing happened
>Can hear sis mumbling and laughing to mom about me
>Mom calls me downstairs, I begin panicking, boner still visible through trousers
>I say "I'll come downstairs, I'm doing hw"
>She does not buy and shouts "get down here"
>Slowly wall down stairs, praying for boner to go away
>Meet mom at table, boner visible, walk of shame to mom
>Sis sitting in living room saying I'm gross and yuck
>Me, sigh
>Sit at table, heart racing fast and nervous
>Mom says "Your sister told me you were masturbating in your room and watching porn. Is this true?"
>I say "no, sis is being stupid and lying"
>Sis being a bitch "No he's lying, I saw him jerking off"
>I say "So what if I'm jerking off, what's wrong with that?"
>Mom goes on about religious bullshit and that it's a sin and all this shit I don't care about
>I tell mom that its normal for a guy my age and that I need to relieve myself and tell her all this shit about masturbation that I learned from sex ed
>Mom gets mad and tells me I cant go on laptop anymore and takes it from me
>I go back upstairs and into my room, mad as shit. Why are these bitches bossing me around???
>light bulb - BRILLIANT IDEA
>Slowly walk into sisters room, go to her drawer, open the top drawer and see some tops
>Contemplating in mind if I should be cunt or not, I will be a cunt
>Pull pants down, jerk off and cum on sisters top
>Close drawer, walk into my room and act like nothing happened
Cont?? Sorry if this is taking long, I don't have it prewritten
>>695366860
Jokes on you she's already dead
>>695366899
stay chill doggo
>>695366899
stay chill doggo
>>695366999
Checked and sure
>>695366999
keep going
nice trips
>>695366999
keep it coming
>>695366999
Cont
stay chill Doggo
>>695366999
Cont plis
>go back into bedroom
>hear sis walk into her room
>storms into my room mad as fuck
>she gets on the floor
>and we walk the dinosaur
>>695367349
different fag
porn to bump the thread
>>695367349
Respek the story time you cunt
keep going op i like this
>>695366296
Who is OP, Alex?
>>695367517
this isnt porn this is a mentally fucked up person you sick freak
Bump hurry up op
>me waiting for op to deliver
>>695367205
>>695367175
>>695367145
>>695367140
>Next day
>School finishes, I go to sisters school and pick her up, then walk home with her
>I look at her, she looks at me and and says "you're gross anon"
>I sigh and say "What did I do now??"
>Brings up the whole jerking off thing from last evening
>I tell her I do it all the time and its normal
>Sister says some shit about girls do it clean and guys do it gross?
>Confused af
>Goes on about how we cum and all that shit
>How the fuck does she know about this stuff?? Only 11 y.o
>Ask her how she knows about it
>Says her friend told her
>I ask her what else she knows
>Goes on about its sticky and white
>Brings up "Why did you cum on my top"
>Me act confused, mind boogled and fake disgusted and say "What the fuck, why would I do that??"
>She says she went upstairs a minute after I went and saw me
>I try to come up with bullshit excuse saying it's her hair cream or some shit
>She says she's going to tell mom when she gets home
>Me realising how retarded I am, why the fuck are you this sick anon??
>Say to sis "Please don't tell mom, she will kill me!!"
>I will do anything for you, I'll do you hw, I'll give you money from my allowance. Anything
>She pauses for a moment and smirks
>Anything?
Sorry if this is taking long, typing from mobile
>>695366899
Stay chill doggo
>>695368185
the truest most real story ever written
>>695368185
god damn it fucking wincest dinosaur i can see it already
>>695368185
GO ON !!
>>695368185
eat da poo poo
>>695368414
Let's face it, all stories on /b/ are bs
>>695368534
Just like porn plots are actually real. Nobody cares, it's just hot.
While we wait
>>695369032
Annnnnnnnd
>>695368534
I have posted my incestuous truth before.
>>695369114
I get
>>695369114
Check em
Also hurry the fuck up op
>>695369213
an hero faggot
>>695369213
smh
>>695369213
HOLY SHIT
>>695369213
You suck
Fuck Pokemon Go
>>695369213
rip
>>695369213
checked, weighed, and found wanting
>>695369213
>guaranteed (you)s
>>695369213
I tried :(
>>695369213
DEM TRIPS
> T R I P S
> T R I P B O Y S S S S
>>695365501
>>695369213
Don't need fancy images...
Check em faggots.
>>695369213
one question tho, how the fuck are they all named image.png?
are you keepin it in different folders? wtf?
dubs get because i'm a sick cunt
>>695368185
>>695368418
>>695368421
>If I have to do something like cut myself, I won't
>You're stupid anon
>don't call me stupid, she looks at me and says "Really?"
>She says "When we get home, you have to do some stuff for me"
>Me says "Like what?"
>Her, nothing crazy just some stuff. You'll see
>We get home, I throw my shit in room and grabs some junk food from the kitchen, run upstairs and turn on TV
>30 mind later, sis walks into my room
>Be me, so what do you want me to do?
>Says she wants to feel my dick, but from the outside
>Be me, wtf sis???
>She says "Let me, or I'll tell mom what you did!"
>fine.jpeg
>Lay in bed, sis comes over and feels my dick and says "its soft"
>She begins touching it more and stops when I start to erect
>wtf anon??
>Be me, can you stop now??
>Her "No"
>"I want to see now"
>Me, "No, you're like 11 and you're my sis"
>Her, "Please?? I want to see"
>Me, "Fine" sighs..
Also to the fuck saying this is fake, it's not. My sister is a fucking whore now..
>>695369437
yes you do
HUURY UP OP YOU NIGGER I WANT TO SCHLEEP
check
em
>>695369506
On phone
>>695369213
GO HARD OR GO HOME MOTHERFUCKER
>>695369515
This is as real as the people who care about me
>>695369515
dont worry anon i beleeb u
>>695369515
cunt u better get typin faster, this nut aint gon bust on its own
>>695369612
I disappointed you
>>695369515
pics of whore sister please.
>>695369515
she turned out to be a whore because you were a cunt
>>695369213
Check these fag.. kys
>>695369633
wow dubs proves story is real, meme magic yet again gents, everyone tried to gets but not until it was needed did it arrive.
>>695369687
Yeah fuck you, non dubs getting nigger
>>695369515
hurry up
>>695369752
If post ends in 6, op is full of shit
i like this story ver much
>>695369770
Meh
itt cringe
>>695369662
i was eating and your comment made me laugh so bad i shat the food from my mouth onto the laptop.
thanks anon, I owe you one laugh :-)
>>695367045
you should've reply
Is there a reason every greentext now a days has fapping in it?
Check my dubs
Alright boys take 2
>>695369819
if 6 ur mums ur uncle faggot
>>695369819
btfo
>>695369876
you're gonna fucking crash and burn
>>695369819
If post end in 6, I am de captain now
C'mon faggot
waiting for op
>>695369876
if trips, i'll do nothing on cam and not stream it delayed
>>695369936
aye aye captain
>>695369936
U r mi captain
>>695369936
captain faggot
>>695366860
lil boat
>>695369856
my pleasure anon
>>695369954
nice setup.
what gear? :-)
>>695369515
so ur sister is a whore now because you molested her. nice op
>>695370081
These
Op is a fag
Seriously cunt did you read this in some back catelog Mills and Boon?
Write faster, you cunt!
>>695370122
checado
>>695367517
Thanks m8 that was gr8
>>695369954
omoide poroporo isn't it ?
>>695370203
you suck
> dinosaur
>>695370203
FUCK
>>695370203
Please stop.
>>695369213
Wow you suck at this
>>695370203
Couldn't be further
>>695370222
rechecado
>>695370203
Looking for these?
>>695370203
top cunt you're literate aids fucktwat
end your life non dub gettin chav
>>695369876
>>695369953
>>695370004
>>695370081
>>695370141
>>695370203
>>695370287
Fucking summer..
>>695370203
Kek em
>>695370222
oh shit boi got TRIPLOS
>>695370222
Trips
hey look at those dubs over there!!
I'll do it
>>695366899
>>695366999
>>695368044
>>695369633
>>695369833
>>695370122
>>695370222
>>695370211
>>695370255
All the dubs/trips in this thread.. The next person to get dubs is definitely NOT a fag
>>695370414
You mean these dubs?
Allow me
>>695369705
Roll
https://youtu.be/kquHJpCBMY0
>>695370433
starting good
>>695370452
kys
>>695370449
deal
>>695370433
ayy
>>695370381
lol'd
hurry the fuck up op
>>695370449
Jokes on you.. i am a fag
Gentlemen, witness these.
Dubs are mine
>>695370449
>>695370449
If dubs all other dubs are fags
>>695369705
yes
>>695370533
>>695370522
double doobs in a row
>>695370533
Well played sir
>>695370514
SUMMER IS UPON US
>>695369621
>>695369633
>>695369662
>Pull pants down and reveal cock
>"Oh wow"
>Not big at all, just average, wtf with the wow?
>She says, "I've never seen one in real before"
>Me, you saw me yesterday?? And you saw me cum on your top..
>Her "Yah, but still..."
>Her "Can I touch it again?"
>Me, horny now.. "Uhh, I guess?"
>Sis starts touching the tip of my head
>Grabs my dick and starts to slowly jerk it off
>Be me, wtf you doing?
>"Don't you like it? You were doing it like this yesterday.. "
>Me, "That's different"
>Her, "Just cut it anon, you know I all about this stuff and you're horny"
>Me, "Uhm, but you're only 11"
>"So?"
>She starts to jerk me off harder and I start to moan and move a bit.
>Why do I like this??? Wtf
>Few minutes in, say "Im about to cum"
>She slows down and says "okay anon"
>Slowly jerks me off and I start to cum, cum all over her hand and my stomach
>She stops and says "Thanks anon"
>Wipes her hand on my and walks out of my room
>wtf_ust_jappened.jpg
Sorry for being slow
>>695370573
nice get faggot
>>695370534
witnessed
>>695370449
Guess I am..
>>695370356
top cringe
>>695370522
meh
>>695370522
Checked and kekd
>>695370449
Jokes on you i AM a fag
I'm actually a robot.
>THE SYSTEM IS BROKE, YO!
>>695370593
for a little lol ?
calm down you edgelord
>>695369936
de captain dat will find de one piece
>>695370606
>can I touch it again
>AGAIN
PLOT HOLE
>>695370606
biggest bullshit i've ever read cunt
dubs confirms
if dubs, all you cunts be mdslimes from tom
>>695370522
Kek
>>695370573
>>695370606
tl;dr - fake 11 y.o. sister jerked me off.
>>695370264
Say what you want, but I kept this thread alive :^)
>>695369515
>>695370727
>She begins touching it more and stops when I start to erect
>>695370644
checked the checking
This is how you perform a dubs
>>695370606
literally the end everybody was expecting. i knew what's up in like two greentexts.
solid 5/7 story, ending too shit.
next time work on it anon.
I'll see you then.
Truly yours,
- ur nan
This is how you perform a dubs.
>>695370878
witness me
>>695370878
One off.
>>695370878
Hahaha fail. Watch a and learn
>>695369515
I've read this story before, literally the same gayass wincest shit
>>695370878
>
Nanites, Son.
dubs or kill myself
>>695370878
jeez, watch and learn, faggot
>>695370878
>>695370945
Off by one.
>>695371044
wew
>>695371044
guess you get to live another day
>>695371044
Savage
>>695371044
guess ure living another day
>>695371044
ffs, i guess you live to see one moar dei.
kunt
>>695371044
you got lucky punk....
>>695371044
that was luck
Le Dubs have arrived
>>695371044
Noice
dubs right here
>>695371044
lucky
>>695371044
Nice. you get to live to fight another day.
>>695371105
Guess you live to get another day
>>695371133
Checked the checkum
This is now a get thread
>>695370983
Nice try m80.
>>695371157
well theres dubs in there somewhere
>>695371199
dubs confirms
>>695371177
DUB DUB
> D U B D U B
>>695371177
checked.
>>695370606
Nobody gave a fuck see? We're all getting dubs in this motherfucker. Die op, but before you do, check em punk.
CHECKEM
dubdubdub rubudubdub
Op types slower than a fucking double amputee
>>695366899
Stay chill doggo
get
>>695371288
Checked
>>695371262
I have em motherfucker
Goddamnit. All these fucking plebs... This is how you get dubs.
>>695371288
delicous dubs
>>695371288
pepe dubs confirmed
Summer fags fucking everywhere.
>>695371288
checkd
>>695371044
o shit its a sign
>>695371288
chequed.
>>695371044
rerolling for you baby
>>695371376
Fuck
>>695370940
>5/7?
what kind of retarded scale is that roach
>>695371133
>>695371177
>>695371188
>>695371199
We did it
https://youtu.be/kquHJpCBMY0
>>695366860
Cunt
>>695371411
fuck
>>695371399
another one
Let the dubs rise.... nigga
>>695371376
Now watch... as the spaghetti slowly leaves your pockets...
Reply to this comment or your mother will die in her sleep tonight. Immunity cannot save you
>>695370606
Next day..
>If you tell anyone, I will kill you sis..
>you are overreacting anon, I liked it
>don't you find it weird sis?
>reply with "Kind of? But I liked it"
>to which I replied with "oh wow, really?"
>this time its just a handjob, more next time
>post a status on fb few mins after acting all cool
>your an idiot anon, says sis, delete it
>mother will get pissed if she finds out if she sees yours post
>will she take away my laptop again? Nah
>die anon, she will kill you.. Why'd you even say that stuff.. Its good you didn't mention any names..
>tonight, can we do more stuff? And I'll remove the post.
The Facebook post was stupid as fuck though, I wrote something along the lines of "Just got head from a head chick, fuck yeah" or something stupid like this
Cont??
>>695371262
Shit, I forgot the dubs, here you go
>>695371411
please let me die
>>695366899
Stay Chill Doggo
>>695366899
stay chill doggo
>>695370356
I don't get it - how is this cringe?
>>695366899
Stay Chill Doggo
>>695371505
don't bother
>>695371439
glad to see you enjoyed my review :DDDDDDDDDD
>>695371505
Autism
>>695371044
SINGLES OR I AN HERO
>>695366899
Stay chill doggo
>>695371594
forced 2014 or something like that meme
>>695371594
Newfag
>>695371505
Fuck you op, hidden if you dont reply your mother will die in her sleep bs I can see it ya cunt
>>695368185
>Only 11 y.o
u made me horny anon
Bump
>>695366899
Stay chill doggo
>>695371505
Don't greentext the rest, as you're incapable of keeping interest. We'll get back to our dubs
>>695371521
I could've sworn I attached them goddamn dubs
>>695371505
didnt you listen? this is now a dubs thread
Master of dubs has arrived boys.
>>695366860
You motherfucker
CZECH EM
>>695371784
Speaking of dubs
Trips
>>695371826
will get some dubs for you.
>>695366899
Stay Chill Doggo
>>695371795
Which your fail at. Watch and learn
No you're an imposter I'm the master of dubs
>>695366899
stay chill doggo
>>695371792
Guys, how do I get dubs?
>>695366899
Stay Chill Doggo
>>695371795
What's funny is everyone that isn't going to reply to ops last faggotry green text post, will have their mother die kek
Just look at the first letter of each line
>>695371952
Like this.
>>695371906
You suck, anon. Watch me.
999 bitches
It's nothing. A god can get dubs whenever they please.
>>695371826
ZOMG!! Where is him °_°
>>695371986
you suck x2
this is obvious bullshit, but it isnt even good bullshit. its like really low-tier basic bullshit.
u niggas rlly this horny?
>>695371376
>>695371439
you just don't know the reference, from a facebook thread where a dumb fuck get roasted by another guy again and again, and the dumb fuck rated movies on a 7 scale...maybe I still have it...
>>695366899
keep up wit da dubs doggo, u gud dog
>>695366899
Reply to this mother, or your post will die in it's sleep
spiderman thread.
>>695370544
Sheeeeit>>695371399
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit
>>695372022
ZOMG!!1!
>>695371966
>>695371505
wow, genius 9/10
>>695372036
I'm always horny when it comes to wincest
>>695371966
Dubs confirm
>>695371505
What a nigger. First words
Let's gooo
>>695366899
Stay Chill Doggo
>>695366860
If dubs I get immunity forever, if singles I get immunity for the next month
>>695371966
well spotted chap, but im too far anon'ed to care at this point
>>695372083
>>695372067
Reply to this sleep, or your mom will post in die
>>695372022
Oh shit
>>695372121
Bruhhh
I never get dubs :( another trips it is then.. sigh..
>>695366860
you have to get quads on your next post, or your whole family will be busted up
OP is typing:
Calling the mods got a pedophile Op here
>>695372166
Checked before I checkemedd ayyyyy
>>695372166
PogChamp oh wait..
>>695371505
Pls no dieorino my mother.
>>695371505
Sry mom
>>695372166
Stealing your dubs
Why roll dubs when you can roll quints?
>>695372222
oh shit
>>695372222
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Is OP kill?
about to get limited cunts,it was a good thread, shit story.
It was a pleasure anons :)
>>695372222
0.0
>>695371505
Trying too hard / 10
>>695372143
No fuck of
>>695372201
:^(
>>695371044
trips or kill self next time
>>695372222
Holy fucking shit
>>695366899
Stay chill doggo
Cont pls
Dubs are mine
>>695372300
No it's not fuck of
Checkem boys
>>695368414
kek
>>695372286
you do know how quints work right? you can't magically roll them when you're still 5000+ posts away from being in the ballpark.
my god when will summer be over.
>>695370203
Kys faggot
Also checkem
>>695372149
Exdee
Guess all I have to do now.. Is get some trips of my own.
I want some of these dubs
Who needs dubs? Who needs trips? Who needs quads when you have porn?
>>695371505
Literally how can you type this slow
>>695372222
>>695372419
>>695372222
This guy wins
The Earth is flat. WAKE UP!
>>695372222
Nice quads ya got there, checker gets checked
>>695372222
duuude
>>695370203
embarrassing
>>695372316
op definitely kill
Weep, I'm so sad. If only I could roll some dubs
>>695366899
Stay chill doggo
>>695371505
>later that night
>lying in bedroom
>11 yr old sister walks into my bedroom
>unzips my pants and pulls down my underwear
>she takes off her panties and slowly pulls out her fat cock
>yum.jpg
>she places her cock directly infront of mine and cock docks with me
>we take turns transfering semen from one cock to another
>loud knock on door
>ohshit.gif
>it's mom
>she bursts into the room naked and jumps on the bed
>i face fuck my mother unto infinitium
>>695371439
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/5-7
>>695372222
hory shiit did you just achieve it >>695372179
>>695372222
Top this faggot
go OP, let us hear how you fucked your 11 year old sister
>>695372552
>>695372465
Samefag
>>695366899
stay chill doggo
>>695371505
That night..
>in my room with sis
>sis: i think we might be retarded
>me: yeah lol *proceeds to stab fork into hand*
>sis: we should probably get some help.....
>me: *stabs self in throat with fork, die.*
>sis: *has seizure, dies*.
>>695372586
NEWFAG
>>695372447
>10:11:57
What are you talking about? He almost got it he had 2287 your npt an oldfsg stop pretending to be one
>>695372605
>>695372580
Better than OPs story at this point. Fuck you OP learn to pretype
>>695371505
continue OP, even if we know what's gonna happen, in fact what could be interesting is how is your sister now
>>695372580
kek
>>695366899
stay chill doggo
