Alright you fucking faggots, I need legitimate answers from shitposters here. What the appeal of this pokemon go thing? I'm seeing middle-aged women walking around playing it without a clue what the fuck they're doing. These are the types of bitches who need help locating their resume in My Documents and attaching it to an e-mail message. Yet there the fuck they are, playing pokemon go at the grocery store like a fucking seven-year-old. What pisses me off more is the twenty-somethings that are playing this (majority of which are men). What the fuck is your deal? This is literally your existence. Right now. You're playing with virtual pets on your fucking smartphone. You clap like a fucking imbecile every time you catch a fucking Pidgey or some shit. I'd say kill yourself, but it's literally starting to interest me what the fuck is wrong with you people. /b/, please explain to me the sensation of pokemon go. Why the fuck are the future molecular biologists, physicists, doctors, lawyers, etc. being replaced by faggots trying to "catch them all"? This is worse than my little pony. inb4 fucking normie
its the new "cool" thing
it's just bored people dude
Again with this shit OP? Ur desperate for replies aren't u
People want to have fun. Its not that bad
>28
>good job
>own home
>decent missus
>playing the fuck outa Pokemon go.
Mad?
Alright you fucking faggots, I need legitimate answers from shitposters here. What the appeal of this pokemon go thing? I'm seeing middle-aged women walking around playing it without a clue what the fuck they're doing. These are the types of bitches who need help locating their resume in My Documents and attaching it to an e-mail message. Yet there the fuck they are, playing pokemon go at the grocery store like a fucking seven-year-old. What pisses me off more is the twenty-somethings that are playing this (majority of which are men). What the fuck is your deal? This is literally your existence. Right now. You're playing with virtual pets on your fucking smartphone. You clap like a fucking imbecile every time you catch a fucking Pidgey or some shit. I'd say kill yourself, but it's literally starting to interest me what the fuck is wrong with you people. /b/, please explain to me the sensation of pokemon go. Why the fuck are the future molecular biologists, physicists, doctors, lawyers, etc. being replaced by faggots trying to "catch them all"? This is worse than my little pony. inb4 fucking normie
Normie retards (trend following brain dead faggots)
>>695354873
I acutally find the fucking game fun.
>31
>Own my own appartement
>100k$ /year job
>It's free
>>695354873
It's kinda like how 10~ years ago you'd hop on runescape after school and play with your friends, trying to achieve the highest level of w/e you were training.
Only this time it's outside, with a way bigger playerbase and with something a gigantic group of people have good memories from (pokemon).
>>695354873
Im playing because theres a bunch of middle aged women playing. Pretty fun game, and great icebreaker in social settings.
Stop being a faggot OP.
>>695356890
Autism
It's completely normal that people jump on the hype train and do shit just because it's trendy and cool. I wouldn't really mind if I weren't surrounded everywhere by the Pokémon Go memes or some other shit that makes me wanna tear out me eyes. It's just overhyped
>>695356921
>Im playing because I'm a beta faggot who can't talk to women
>>695356921
>Stop being a faggot
Says the beta cuck faggot. Kill yourself.
just trendy shit people follow as usual like memes
I can't wait Til all the fucking casuals stop playing.
>>695354873
Hmm so its a game making people go out and walk, visit establishments which help with businesses, and meeting new people with same interests. Whereas most games people sit on their asses and get fat. This game is getting neckbeards out of there basements, helping them lose weight, and make new friends... Don't really see how its a bad thing.
>>695354873
The appeal is that fgts who grew up with pokemanz now get to hunt for them irl. Nvm that they are all 4ever alone 30 yos nao and that it haz no innovative gameplay.
>>695354873
Should be called pokemanz stap tbh
>>695357798
>Don't really see how its a bad thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFh213LjCLo
>>695358132
Ba-zing
>>695355744
This. Our generation lacks a draft/"real" war/something substantial worth fighting for and focusing on. So we have created a bunch of man-children autists and hipsters.
Also I have a theory that we live in an age of having too much variety and it allows for people to become expectant of having things done to their specifications, instead of just learning how to cope with putting up with bullshit. This makes us soft as fuck.
FAGGOT WHO NEVER KNEW POKÉMON
>>695354873
if you seriously need to ask you will never know. Dont worry about a game thats not for you
It is very strange. I went out for a walk withy friend at around midnight last night on the beach and neither me or her play the game. The amount of people playing it there was unreal. Even the most normie looking chads were all in a group with their phones out looking for magikarp or some fucking shit.
I remember when they first announced it and I thought it was a dumb idea no one would buy in to apart from autists wandering the streets at night, but now I feel like I'm the minority
OP is mad he doesn't have a career/decent job/wife/house and is not enjoying Pokemon GO, which leaves him on /b/
Yeah, you are stuck here my friend.
>>695358493
What this dude said, I can't imagine grown ups being triggered in the fucking 90's and I'm not even going that far back. A real shame.
https://overland.org.au/2016/07/live-in-the-moment-the-situationists-pokemon-go/
A pretty interesting read.
>>695356895
>you'd hop on runescape after school and play with your friends, trying to achieve the highest level
>you'd hop on runescape after school and play with your friends
>runescape
>friends
Pick one.
10 years ago, I was finger blasting my gf on the back of the band bus.
>>695354873
So?
>>695358662
I mean, I remember getting yelled at for triggering my dad's Vietnam Vet buddy at a christmas dinner by shooting off fireworks. But he didn't bitch about it, he just went outside and smoked a cig, very quiet.
That is literally the only example I have of someone being "triggered", pre 2000
>ITT Edgelords
>>695358751
>band
>gf
pick one
>>695359002
>cause females never play in the band
Try harder, dingleberry
>>695358751
Wow dude you're cool as HECK yo
>>695354873
Pokemon is love, Pokemon is life.
>>695359082
Why do you keep posting pictures of uggo girls tho
>>695354873
I don't know. It's really stupid. It gives the government your information anyway.
>>695359082
There is a whale on the hood of your car.
>>695359209
Fucker everything gives the government your information. What's the difference now, personal opinions?
>>695358953
I mean, a Vietnam Veteran I understand. Any Veteran, they've seen shit, it's justified. I'm talking about faggots acting up because of irrational shit you see around here in cringe threads.
It's just a fucking dumb little app that gives people something to do, I've honestly found pretty neat parts of my town that I had no idea existed, I'm a 27 year old veteran making almost $70k a year rn and me and my wife play the shit out of the game, it's better for us instead of just watching Netflix and shit together all day. Yeah some faggots are taking it too far but other than that I don't see such a problem with it, its causing fat antisocial fucks to want to go outside and make their lives better
>>695359209
>implying they don't already have it
Boi I bet you're using Google chrome as we speak.
Plus I wouldn't doubt that Hiroshima himself has been datamining is ever since he got his hands on the site.
>>695359193
>>695359193
>>695359229
It's a folder i have called "girls wearing cheese posing on cars"
>>695359125
Watch your mouth, sweetheart... But thank you.
>>695359273
Oh completely agreed. I just was saying he had a legit reason as opposed to this dipshit millennial that cry and call their therapist when they misplace the remote.
>>695358303
>natural selection doing its thing better now that stupid peoples are out
yeah, that is +1 for go
>>695357043
kinda this. shits all over the net like hurr durr latest fad tee hee fake internet points. currently living in a country that blocks the game, but soon i'll be back on the homefront and will give it a GO for shytes and giggles
>>695354873
>implying because you hate something people do, everybody should stop doing it
do u wanna fuk off m8
>>695359625
>Cat reaction images
>Crying about Pokemon
Beta cuck autist detected.
>>695359422
Natural select yourself, lmao
>>695358303
That isn't the game's problem. It warns you to be aware of your surroundings.
Retards will be retards.
>>695354873
Why do you/should you even care? I dont play it and never will but i dont give a shit if other people do. If other people are having fun with it then good for them, it has nothing to do with you, or is that the problem that you are having? It seems to be pretty damn popular so people must be getting some kind of enjoyment out of it which is great, that is what entertainment is for.
I am getting sick of people complaining about this game non stop, no one is forcing you to play the game and it is not affecting your life so who the fuck cares. Get over yourself.
OP is just mad that my Pokemon are better.
>>695354873
You fucking retard like it wont die out in a month.
>>695354873
it's fun
>>695359894
shit fucking faggot nigger jew cunt
nice pasta friend
to answer your question
>the chance aspect like the chance to find certain things (in this case pokemon) is very addicting
>pokemon already was loved by millions
>combine those 2 and tada you get a succesfull game
>>695354873
Dude, they are playing Pokemon outside and we are here on /b/ so idk who is worse off really
>>695359894
Fucking cunt faggot
It's a bit of fun.
I was never into Pokemon as a kid so there's no nostalgia, just some fun when you're out somewhere.
I wish there was something similar and this popular that wasn't about something as shit as Pokemon. A bit more grown up maybe.
But everyone around it is super nice, probably because there's embarrassment involved, bringing out the humility in people.
>>695355304
>>695356493
>>695356890
>>695356921
>>695357533
>>695358303
>>695358508
>>695358528
>>695358639
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>>695359894
>>695360972
>2016
>Being this cancerous over a shitty video game.
>Thinking that the company actually gives a shit about you.
>Being a beta cuck.
Picture related.
>>695360972
>A bit more grown up maybe.
ingress, you fucking fag
>>695354873
I just like the concept of the game. Go out in the world. There are checkpoints to get items. I was never really into Pokemon. I hope more developers start doing games like this.
>>695361240
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE
>>695361432
Kek ye retards think this is the first game to use your gps on your phone
>>695361240
Someone can't beat LFR archimonde.
Look at the little shitter get mad that he's bad at vidjya.
FYI bruddo, real life is MUCH harder than vidjya. Since you're bad at games, what fucking hope do you have in the real world?
>>695359002
Nigga band girls are the freakiest. Especially once they get on that god damn bus.
>>695354873
I stopped at "These are the types of bitches who need help locating their resume in My Documents"
Who the fuck uses My Documents, fuck you OP
what are you 12?
>I wanted to write a legitimate explanation why people like it with technical shit and psychology here but I can't take it seriously because people are so mad about others having fun, do imma just shitpost
"UHhhh stop having fun you normie a autists!!!!! I don't enjoy a thing so nobody can"
>>695361877
>>695361981
And here we see summer.
i grew up on pokemon, well actually i was 17 when it came out but i still played the fuck out of it.
>38
>own house
>own car
>job
> girlfriend
was out this morning in the blazing UK sunshine catching pokemons
most of the people crying in this thread are probably autistic little fucks who's parents wont buy them a decent enough phone to even be able to play it.
>>695361790
Not the first, but possibly first that actually is not shit, and has something besides the GPS gimmick
>>695361240
bait
>>695362065
dey don agree wid mee, dey are autisdic summer faaags :(((
>>695362065
Nice argument bro, you sure addressed my criticism
>>695362073
good for you, anon.
>sit at mass spammed Pokemon lures all day with teenaged girls
What's not to like
>>695354873
Nostalgia. I was a kid when the first pokemon games red and blue came out and I loved it. And now I can catch them FOR FREE ON MY PHONE!!!
>>695354873
>Alright you fucking faggots, I need legitimate answers from shitposters here. What the appeal of this pokemon go thing?
this is far as i read - the rest of your post and the rest of your thread are bullshit, i don't care about that nonsense
here's the appeal of pokemon go:
it's numbers on your phone, and the numbers go up if you look at your phone more often
you didn't get upset about candy crush or clash of clans, so why the fuck could you possibly care about a game that wants you to get out and walk around a bit?
>>695361240
>false sense of accomplishment
>waste of time
Personally I don't play pokemon go but how the fuck is gaming a waste of time? It's fun. It's used to pass time. You'd rather sit on your ass and be bored? Also it's fun to be good at a game, the accomplishment doesn't have to be something awesome.
free pokecoins about 50 left, you get 14500
>>695354873
>>695354873
I'm in Korea so I'm not seeing much of this atm; closest I heard it is to me is up in Buson or however you pronounce it, and I can't exactly spend 6 hours tryna get up there.
Anyhow, I'm sure it's the gimmick and society: it's the trendy thing to do and everyone is doing it, PLUS the added benefit of interactIng with people. It's an excuse to start a conversation, be it with someone you're romantically interested in or a friend, what have you
>>695362845
http://pokecoins.egiftcard.me/coins/gyvlswka
>>695362694
You should be an adult and work all the time so you have money when you're dead
>>695359894
Fuck you
STFU and just play it.. It gets you out of the house or office and gets you to see things around your neighborhood or town you may not notice on a daily basis.
>>695359894
fuckermother
>>695363202
But my job allows that, I walk around all fuckin day for work AND I'm not fixated on my phone like a retard, so I can actually take in the sights & surroundings instead of creaming myself over seeing the world through my smartphone with some animated characters.
im an electrician. its only a matter of time until someone walks straight into an open live switchboard and gets hooked up on the busbars.
people who walk around staring at their phone are the bane of humanity. whatever it is they are staring at cant be more important than the ladder they are about to walk into, or the guy perched on it balancing a 20kg light fitting.
As somebody who loved the shit out of Pokemon growing up, I actually want to be able to get into it and love it as much as everyone else seems to, but it seems kinda crap. When I heard how it works, I was confused about why it's so different from how the actual Pokemon games work, then a friend explained that it's just a clone of a different game made by the same company with a Pokemon skin slapped on top for them nostalgia bux.
I mean seriously, no turn-based combat? No player vs player battles? Just you throwing pokeballs at Pokemon without battling or weakening them first and then leaving your Pokemon at "gyms" to defend points? That ain't Pokemon.
>>695363550
Okay so you don't like it? Then don't play it. Why does other people having fun frustrate you so much?
>>695354873
When I no longer can find fun in ridiculous and "childish" things I really don't see the point of existence.
If you're so adult you feel the need to mock others for actually finding joy in simple things, you must truly be ruined inside.
Life is pointless, it's all fleeting and useless. Someday you'll die, your children will die, the earth will die and the universe will die. Nothing you ever do makes any difference to anything, ever.
The only thing that matters is finding your own source of joy, whether that be cooking, kids or pokemon go.
At the moment I enjoy Pokemon Go, it's fun, nostalgic, I can play it with my daughter and it gives me something to do in downtime on long shifts. I'm fucking 34 and I'd hopefully still do the same if I was 64.
>>695354873
Fun things are fun.
Reminds me of my childhood, OP
>>695363202
>STFU and just play it.
I'm not a brainwashed faggot.
>>695354873
Life is nothing more than a series of addictions. What are you wasting your time with? I hope it's something better than work.
>>695363699
They're broken products of modern society trying to spread their cancer to others because of their own endlessly depressing lives.
>>695359082
keep your fat skanks to yourself, buddy
>>695354873
At least it's getting people outside and maybe even losing a few pounds. If it wasn't for this game all you shut ins would still be masturbating to loli porn.
>>695359209
>"It tracks your movements and stuff"
nigger your phone is a walking databank of your personal information, contacts, messages, and location, regardless what apps you "gave permission" to access said data.
>>695363977
That's just you projecting your misery on to others.
Go be miserable then. I'll continue to have fun playing and watching entertainment that I enjoy.
>>695359894
eat 1000000 cocks
Awww, does somebody like something you don't like? Get fucked, shitposter.
>>695363977
I'm pretty sure they're just having fun. I don't know many endlessly depressed people that go outside playing a game with a smile on their face.
>>695354873
>Be me. Fitbitfag. Walk a couple miles early every morning.
>Pokemon Go comes out.
>Now, not only do a walk an extra mile or two, I have no problems getting friends to walk with me who didn't want to get up early before.
Not only that, it's kinda weird how nice all the other PG players are. It's strangely refreshing to see so many people out exercising and being happy and having fun.
>No wonder most of /b/ hates it.
>>695363699
Because you're all like
>Mah exercise
>Mah outdoors
>Mah hanging out with friends
You can do literally all these things without the crutch of a dumb video game and not look like a total man-child doing it. But hey who am I to judge. Enjoy your fad, faggot.
>>695358751
RS used to be full of normal friends.
Source: I was sucking cock at the back of the baNd bus
>>695364285
You do realise he's talking about people like OP and not people who play Pokemon Go right?
>>695363760
you sound like a depressant
>>695354873
IT'S LEGITIMATELY FUN
GO OUT AT NIGHT WHEN NO ONE IS AROUND SO YOU DONT HAVE TO SEE PEOPLE
>ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
>>695364617
RS was never for normal people. I know 4 people that played it, 3 of which were related and one girl with a very very severe skin condition. It was their own little club.
And im glad to see you were having fun in band, too.
>>695361240
Real life accomplishments mean nothing either you nigger.
Once we die we join the void of nothing where nothing matters
You think being famous or owning a business etc means jack shit when we die
top fucking kek
Mind controll
>>695364586
Jesus Christ you're butthurt
like you should see a doctor dude I'm concerned about your butt
>>695358493
we went from savage hunters to a bunch of wimps and traps
>>695364586
>>695359414
I'm torn between the porche and the camaro, like the camaro is my preference but I like the girl on the porche more.
>>695362694
I'm pretty sure he just explained how it's a waste of time. Because you aren't learning or doing anything of use. You by definition are being useless.
Maybe instead of those small accomplishments you get from your video games, You could possibly go out and learn how to comprehend what you read before responding to it.
Or maybe you could use the time to kill yourself you fucking shill.
>>695364830
I knew 66 people who played it. 47(ish) were normies. It was me and a few fag that kept playing for a while.
I fucking hated band. The cock was what kept me going.
>>695365233
Fun = waste of time
wew lad
We have one life before we sleep eternally,
If you're not having fun and enjoying the one life you have, you've wasted the your life
>>695363615
What? No battles? What's the point then? Fuck it.
>>695354873
>stop liking the things I don't
The post:the faggot
OP
>>695355744
The smart thing to so is be productive. Not on pokemon fucking go to hell
>>695365094
>w-why won't he just admit the pokemon go is the greatest thing ever
>my mom was so proud of me when I caught that garrados
Grow up dude. If you want to enjoy something, be prepared for people to criticize it.
>>695365172
Porsche girl just has such a bitchy, yet pleasant face. I dig it.
>>695365250
Jesus. And you knew all of them?
And eh, i was in it for a scholarship. But finger popping chicks in my spare time wasn't too shabby either.
Its got me laid twice
>>695365310
No, If you derive fun from sitting in front of a computer screen than you have wasted your life.
>>695356890
You pos. I bet you just pokemon go to hit on children.
i tried playing it once but i felt like a fucking autist doing so. you know, the ones that put mlp chars as their profile pics.
>>695359894
fuccboi
>>695365563
don't give the pedophiles any ideas.
>>695363615
Agreed on battle and gym poins
But you have to see the catching like safari zone to be honest
>>695365510
It actually did for me, too. Although we never got around to playing it, she just took me out for sushi & saki then we banged. I guess there's a silver lining.
>>695365172
I think this is my favorite. IDK why.
>>695365546
That's subjective you nigger
I have fun sitting in front of a computer screen.
Time well spent.
>hur dur stop liking what I don't like
>>695356921
Secretly ive always wanted pokemon to be the standard ice breaker.
I really hate go tho. Satan is laughing haf somewhere..
>>695359894
kys faggot, also your pokemans suck
>>695365752
You mean sake you faggot
>>695362065
>>695365737
Safari Zone at least adds the slight complexity of throwing rocks to weaken, but with the chance of scaring them off and using bait to make them more complacent. Isn't Pokemon Go literally just throwing pokeballs and nothing else?
apart from the mee-too sheeple attraction, its basically a pretty shit game.
>>695354873
>inb4 fucking normie
Actually, I dare say, being a normie means being into pogo
>>695357043
>implying its not just aggressive advertising
>>695365823
Im sorry, I don't speak gook. Nor fucking care to learn.
>>695354873
True pokemon fans won't be playing Pokemon Go, here's why:
>Sun and Moon is out soon
>Pokemon Go is not Pokemon
>No trading, no PvP
>"muh updates" not enough
>Handheld games still have immersive solo play, as well as WiFi trading and battling
>Literally no fucking reason whatsoever to switch to Go if you're already playing the handhelds
>Everyone playing it atm is just swept up in a fad
>These same faggots would have called you a faggot for playing pokemon 2 months ago
>Not true Pokemon Masters
>Pic related, it's me
>>695365983
Rocks are not in it
But Bait is
One does have to consider that when grown men are playing Pokemon go, it's not actually the Pokemon that they are looking to catch.....
>>695366203
true pokemon fans wouldn't play past 3rd generation :^)
>>695365789
Za WArUDO!!
>>695364586
“… Your father, for instance, don’t you think he would have done three times as much work if it had not been for your—what shall I say—’bringing up’?”
“He liked it—time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.”
“Oh, but it was in his case—wasted for him and for many lovers of art.”
I wonder how you waste your time? Not really, I couldn't care less.
>>695366260
Oh well that's something then. I guess rocks would have upset PETA faggots.
OP. 35yr old guy here. I don't play games and I was old enough to miss all the Pokemon shit of years past. I downloaded this shit on Saturday night to see wtf all these weaboo/Chinese faggots were creaming themselves over and holy fuck it's been like crack. I lost my gf in the street because I was too busy catching shit, and then when she said goodbye I apparently failed to notice her leave because I was "staring at my fucking phone". I then got my ass out of the comfy-ass hotel bed the next morning to go catch more Pokemon like a Chris chan pumped full of vaccines. I calculated (by my egg-hatching skills) that I walked between 13 and 16km that day.
I get my ass out of the office after eating lunch and walk up to the park (where there's often a lure or two) to chuck more pokeballs and survey the other autists. I just hope they don't judge me as harshly as I judge those sad, no-life-having, Pokemon chasing faggots. Normally I would have browsed the Internet for the rest of my lunch hour and then had a couple quick games of ping pong
I take the long way when walking and no longer swear like a homeless man with tourettes if I miss the bus or have to wait in line for something.
My dog is fucking loving the long walks when I get home.
Mate, I have gone full blown autist over this shit and don't give two fucks. It doesn't cost me shit, I spend less time and money at the pub and I'm getting fit. I can live with the fact it's because of a stupid fucking game.
Try it. It'll get you.
>>695365752
probably because she looks like she actually fits the era of the car. the slice of cheese on her head also made me kek.
>>695365983
The world is the safari zone, yes.
But you don't get to use rocks, have an unlimited amount of steps, and you have to go out of your house and inevitably meet up with other people playing the game.
This has been what Nintendo has been trying to make people do with this franchise for decades. The game has become an icebreaker for people leaving their homes after work to head down to the local lure. Around where I live people set up around 2-4 lure modules at some pokéstops close to each other. On average 5-10 people will show up, stand around and start making small talk while glancing at their phones every so often.
>>695366179
But you're more than happy to eat and drink gook food though
you nigger
>>695366654
>I'm getting fit.
MY SIDES
>>695366654
it's addictive anon
>>695366397
Times are hard
Not our fault they're running out of ideas for new pokemon
The remakes (fire red, leaf green, heart gold soul silver) were god tier though
You can still assemble of team of early generation pokemon though, though that won't save you from the hippie liberal storylines they've been putting out. Humans be like PETA for these pokemon. It was cool when Mewtwo stood up for himself in the original movie, he was a legit badass, can't deny that, but this shit is mildly sickening.
>>695365484
Yes. We weren't friends. On a related note, it may be that this was self contained, and this was one place where popular kids played so they all did.
Like seriously I stayed in band cause I love cock.
i just wish this came out when i still was a child
Out of curiosity though, how many people here play the handhelds AND play pokemon go? Who now plays pokemon go that never touched the handhelds?
>>695366520
>gambling
>guns
>alcohol
>strippers/pussy
>dog
>work
in that order
>>695366717
I know right? The smile lures you in but then that precision placement just makes you laugh your ass off.
>>695366776
>gook food
>made by white people
>with Ingredients from the US
>with booze made & bottled in Cali
also I'm white.
So I guess this game is the reason why you see people standing in the strangest location with a retarded smile on their face
it's a fake Pokemon game, Pokemon for normies. play real Pokemon, faggots. >>695354873
>>695354873
i have no face that can express the amount of hate i feel towards pokemon go as it trivializes my favorite franchise by dumbing it down and making the main protagonists replaceable in terms of actual gameplay.
fucking niantic....
>>695366815
>walking more than 10km a day will make no positive contribution to your health and fitness
Take another sip of your Mountain Dew
>>695367105
>it trivializes my favorite franchise by dumbing it down and making the main protagonists replaceable
Fuck, and I thought I went full-blown autistic by going to the park at lunch to catch Pokemon. You've definitely topped me with that shit.
>>695367117
>implying Mt Dew is completely terrible for you
>>695367308
>implying you aren't morbidly obese
If something like Pokemon go can't get you out of your house I don't think anything will. Good luck.
>>695367306
>going to the park at lunch to catch Pokemon
say no more, autist
>>695367457
>If something like Pokemon go can't get you out of your house
>needing a game to go outside
kill yourself asap you autistic sweaty fat fuck
>>695367465
What are you on the spectrum? A 10? You'd have to be pretty close
>>695367554
Go outside. Don't be afraid. If you don't like it you can go back in and downstairs to your room. Your mom will appreciate the fact that you tried for once
>>695367083
>implying Pokémon is a difficult concept
>>695367308
>infertility
>sugary syrup in liquid form that does nothing but make you fat
>infertility again
>literally no nutritional value
>the green dye in the soda is directly responsible for killing off sperm and lowering libido
>>695367564
>>695367647
samefag cancer
>>695359894
reported for CP
>>695354873
nice pasta
>>695367676
>infertility
That's a good thing for him, don't you think? It's not as if he was ever going to breed though.
>>695367306
i hate how they (niantic) managed combat and evolving, stat development is shit, too. teaching moves and the use of held irems is not a thing either; apart from the walking around 'immersive' gameplay, it's got nothing to do with pokemon whatsoever. you could replace the pokemon with rocks, which you can collect in the 'real world' without your phone anyway.
>>695367755
Yes those were both me.
I thought it was just me and you until the other guy pointed out how infertile you are.
>>695354873
Fuck off faggot, if you dont like it don't play it. I never liked pokemon but you dont see me bitching about other people having fun with it
>>695367676
wow infertility seems like a big deal to you, I don't care about that, I don't want to have kids anyway. sugar tastes good, no complaints there, I want enjoy life so why not enjoy things that taste good. as for nutritional value, it does have caffeine which is actually good for you, it also helps you be more alert instead of falling asleep in your chair for example.
>>695354873
>2016, mobile phones are the most casual platform for gaming on the market
>Most people own a smart phone and most people utilize said smart phone when in between real life events/task such as school and work
>this is why the phone game market is so profitable. it takes literally no commitment. You can do it on the go no matter where you are or what youre doing.
>a lot of people younger then 30 grew up playing pokemon at least once at some point in their life
>at the very least most people younger then 40 are aware of what pokemon is
>insert "pokemon go"
>literally a pokemon themed game you can play on your smart phone (which most people have, even people who aren't "gamer" enough to own a console/handlheld), on the go, where you casually catch pokemon and casually train/battle with them.
>pokemon
>on smart phones
>can be played anywhere
Yet you ask why its so popular? I ask this: why are you such an idiot op?
Still, I doubt the fad will last long. I give it two months until the playerbase is at least halved. Another few months and it will be just people who legitimately like pokemon games and the no life losers who have built the strongest accounts.
>>695366203
true pokemon fans haven't played since red/blue
>>695367858
I didn't really understand the first two thirds of that but the last bit is probably true. If you can make collecting rocks just as fun you should do it and make a fortune.
I never knew about augmented reality games before (I knew OF them but was never interested) but this has been right up my alley. I could never stand fucking Pokemon and anime and whatnot, so for a game about fucking Pokemon to hook me like it has they've done an impressive job.
>>695354873
You secretly want to play. Fight it all you want.
>>695365484
Dude you're telling me to grow up while posting non-stop through a thread aggrandizing yourself because you're "too cool" to play a game that people enjoy, and yet you spend your time shitposting about how you don't like the game... Maybe you're the one who should grow up?
>>695368035
i played every single game of pokemon and i am still very active in the competitive scene.
don't be a retro melancholist who fails to see that there has been actual progress in terms of depth and gameplay.
>>695367975
>I want to enjoy life
That's why you stay indoors drinking Mountain Dew while talking shit to strangers on the internet
You're living the dream
>>695359894
>be me
>see this post
>remember how momma died
>feelsbadman.jpg
>think if her son had been more intelligent and charismatic he could have gotten the money for the operation
>maybe invented a time machine to reply to this post before I said goodnight
>maybe be able to tell her goodbye instead of a reminder to keep holding on
>wish I still had my mother
>you are now thinking of your mother
>you can't save your mother
>>695367890
stay mad samefag cuck boy
OP- you are a tryhard nigger faggot. I bet you curl your moustache like a hipster cunt. People enjoy playing it and they're having fun. Seriously consider suicide.
>>695368035
>implying a "true fan" of something is someone who ditches the thing after its first iteration
>this would imply anyone who likes any star wars besides episode 4 is not a true fan
>this would imply if you like melee better then n64 smash you are not a true fan
>this would imply if you like any street fighter besides the original you are not a true fan
>should I continue?
>>695359894
well done motherfucked
>>695368441
I cucked your dad. That's how you were born. Now go to fucking bed before I come down there.
>>695368035
>true fan
>only play one game
>>695368357
>talking shit to strangers on the internet
you must be living the dream too, right? right??
Alright you fucking faggots, I need legitimate answers from shitposters here. What the appeal of this [insert game]? I'm seeing middle-aged women walking around playing it without a clue what the fuck they're doing. These are the types of bitches who need help locating their resume in My Documents and attaching it to an e-mail message. Yet there the fuck they are, playing [anything] at the grocery store like a fucking seven-year-old. What pisses me off more is the twenty-somethings that are playing this (majority of which are men). What the fuck is your deal? This is literally your existence. Right now. You're playing with [game] on your fucking smartphone. You clap like a fucking imbecile every time you [do] a fucking [thing in game] or some shit. I'd say kill yourself, but it's literally starting to interest me what the fuck is wrong with you people. /b/, please explain to me the sensation of [game]. Why the fuck are the future molecular biologists, physicists, doctors, lawyers, etc. being replaced by faggots trying to [play a game]? This is worse than my little pony. inb4 fucking normie
>ITT: hipsters, trolls, people genuinely upset over a phone app, and people who play said app
>>695354873
You got things all twisted at the end man, its the normies playing the game.
>>695367858
If you expected any different you are just a child. Nintendo would never allow a third party to release a "true" pokemon experience that people can enjoy without buying into one of their consoles. They just allowed them to use enough of the pokemon brand to themse the game after it and get people talking about pokemon again. I bet thanks to this game sun and moon sell better then any pokemon game from the last decade. That was Nintendo's goal here. To get more people talking about pokemon. For their sake. Not niantic's. Now if Nintendo ever decides to enter the phone market you might see a true pokemon ar game like what you were expecting, but I wouldn't hold your breath.
>ITT: people using dank ass memay arrowz
>:^) :^)
>:^)
>>695368764
congrats for being accurate but that's not how you post ITT
>>695368035
actually, gen 4 is the best gen. After that it all went to shit. Previous were good, but separating physical and special attacks was a great move. The first one was where the hype was greatest, but you still have FireRed/LeafGreen which included enough pokemon to make plenty of teams without having too many of them, and you still get to experience gen 1.
>>695354873
It's also a good way to catch cute girls. I flirted with a few about pokemon go and it actually fucking works
>mayme
>arrowz
>>695369051
>says the guy who has been on 4chan all morning
Just wait friendo, after the raid on the sheboon, /b/ will now be flooded with newfriends
>be in this thread
>start posting memay arrowz
>dankie dank nigga
>>695354873
you need to deal with the opinion of others mr. hitler, please excuse me i need to get out to aquire the title pokemon master
>>695365466
well you're just a joyless cunt then, go do your homework.
>>695364832
I can follow your thought dude, but if the excuse of "we're gonna die anyways so might aswell not strive to achieve succes in our lives xD" applies to you.
Maybe you should just kill yourself
>>695369232
>making a posting without using mayme arrowz
Gtfo summertime newfaggot cringeking I literally almost passed out from your new faggotry I bet you sniff your dad's asshole you sweet summer child.
>:^)
>>695369601
>pretends to be newfag
>is actually sad oldfag
Congratulations i guess
>>695354873
What R u 12?
>>695354873
i made ~270 euros in two days off of this game.
chilling with a friend power leveling this game while smoking some weed and selling the accounts.
of course on our laptops using an emulator.
he also made around 250 euros
>>695369601
Are you crying at your keyboard, anon?
My phone is too old to play it
>>695369661
Best recognize.
>Internet battles won= me 1 you 0
>>695368677
Moooooom. I'm talking to my friends!!
>>695354873
haha y'all will get mad about anything.
>>695369748
>being this new
Project much? Didn't mean to strike a nerve, summer sunshine.
>>695362065
>> Lol not knowing what summer means
>>695369759
I thought Obama gave all you black people new iPhones
>be me
>work every day
>everyone have better pokemon
>start cheating
>become the very best on this shitty town
>find a girl into pokemon
>she read my name in every gym
>want to come catch with me
>fuck her in my car
>cheat 2 hours per day
>be the very best
>>695362499
/Thread
>>695354873
>I need legitimate answers
Every thread that opens this way is b8, usually shit tier. If you see the phrase "legitimate answers" post this explanation with sage and hide the thread.
can anyone actually tell me if the gameplay stretches further than flicking balls to land near a stuffed toy?
>>695370341
there is combat in gyms and you can evolve or power up a pokemon by catching the same over and over and 'dust/candy' them like in hearthstone to use the dust/candy to power them up/evolve them.
yeah, it's not really pokémon but thats how the game works.
>>695359709
Atleast he's not making threads about the latest fad like a fucking child
>>695369759
lucky fuck
>>695354873
>people wasting their time playing a game
>not like me, a productive person
>better go shitpost about it on /b/
nice thread
>>695360508
Thank you
>>695370545
fucking pay to win BULLSHIT
>>695370771
Not really.
>>695370133
Thank fuck you made it to the thread
Shows over, boys. Wrap it up.
>>695370753
jnnk
>>695370036
what is this? obviously this never happened but why even make it up though?
>not finding cool places like this while playing
>>695370850
I know this guy personally. It's a true story. No word of a lie.
>>695370942
>>695370889
>>695370832
>>695370771
>>695370753
How bored are you?
>>695356493
>28
>sheep
>>695370771
you can't buy dust/candies yet, but niantic issued they wanted to change that and make pokeballs free instead as they are already too easily attained to justify selling them.
>>695370850
Why not, if you see someone in every fucking gym in your town everybody talk of you
So many girls are in it, just have big pokemons, look cool, and know where pokemon spawn
How does this make you feel mortal?
>>695371056
No.
http://imgur.com/qas0sJb
But I am pretty bored. Gotta get up for work in about 6 hours or so and won't be sleeping so I've got time to burn.
>>695356222
trips of truth. they have spoken
>>695371143
listen senpai. this shit is way too popular to not tac on microtransactions like any other mobile game.
im not talking about buying pokeballs. im talking about buying things to level up faster instead of walking or training. if its not a thing yet it will be soon. trust
>>695371338
then why set an alarm?
>>695371338
Wow either your a good troll or a fucking retard.
>links imgur
Ok man enjoy your sleep deprived work day.
>>695371301
lol METRO PIECE OF SHIT
>>695367010
what a fag
Most of my friends don't even talk when we go outside at least when we're playing this crap it's kind of fun.
>>695371423
Ok? What is your point? Plenty of mobile games do this and if some retard wants to pay money on a free mobile app, let em.
>>695361877
Thats the reasen i love the movie god bless america
>>695371423
they'll milk the money cow as long as it ain't sore.
I'm 20 live in philly and everyone plays it here. It's not just about playing with your "pets" it's about catching them all and being the best. It's a social thing. When I see a pokestop that has a lure activated, Ik people are there. but most the people in here would probably see that and stay away from it because you're all faggots
>>695371494
It's set for every weekday. Set n forget.
>>695362073
This guy gets it
PART 1
=======================================================================
HOW TO PLAY POKEMON GO ON PC/LOCATION SPOOF WITHOUT GETTING BANNED v1.1
=======================================================================
(1). Download & Install "Nox App Player" - http://en.bignox.com/
(2). Start up Nox. It should load into an Android home screen with a couple of pre-installed apps (Ignore the one in the bottom center. It's pretty much an ad.) Then on your PC, download the Pokemon Go .APK (https://apkpure.com/pok%C3%A9mon-go/com.nianticlabs.pokemongo) and drag it into Nox in order to install it.
(3). Once Pokemon Go is installed, look the top window bar (where the close/minimize/maximize buttons are), and click on the settings button. A window called "System Settings" will open up. In the "General" tab, set "Root" to "On". Save changes and restart Nox.
(4). Once Nox restarts and brings you back to the home screen, open the Browser Search for "Xposed Installer" and click the first result (Or go to http://repo.xposed.info/module/de.robv.android.xposed.installer)
(5). Scroll down and click the link next to "Download" (Below Release Type and above Number of Downloads). Once downloaded launch the APK and install it. It'll make you restart the Android OS. This startup will take slightly longer than usual, but just let it run.
(6). When it's done you'll be at the home screen again but it'll have a new app installed called "Xposed Installer". Open it and you should be greeted a welcome message and a list of sections. Click on the "Download" section. Using the search icon on the top, search for "Mock Mock Locations" (This app prevents Pokemon Go from checking if you are using a fake location) and click it. Scroll to the "Versions" tab and click install on the latest version (1.4 at the time of writing this). Click "Download" and once that's done click "Install".
>>695372253
PART 2
(7). Once the installation is finished click the back arrow on the top left to go back to the main menu of Xposed and this time click on the "Modules" sections. You should only have one module called "Mock Mock Locations". Check the box on the right and it should make you restart Android again.
(8). Once Android reboots you will have "Mock Mock Locations" installed and working. Go back to the module section in Xposed and click on "Mock Mock Locations" to bring up its settings. There should be a checked box next to "All Apps". Uncheck it and click on "Add App". Scroll through the app menu until you find "Pokemon Go" or "com.nianticlabs.pokemongo". After adding it, restart Android/Nox. Now Pokemon Go will be prevented from checking if we have Mock Locations on, which we will now enable.
>>695371501
Not posting screenshots direct from phone.
>good troll or fucking retard
Didn't know they were mutually exclusive
>enjoy your sleep deprived workday
Thanks but I'll be fine. I'll have a pick me up then I'll just close my office door to keep the plebs out and everyone will just think I'm really busy and leave me alone. Works great.
>>695362976
OMFG THIS
SO FUCKING BULLSHIT IT MAKES NO SENSE
>>695372335
PART 3
(9). Click on the Settings icon in the home screen and scroll down to "About tablet". In the "About tablet" section scroll down until you see "Build number". Keep clicking on the "Build number" section until you get developer access (You will get messages as you get closer). Once you become a developer, go back to the previous page in the settings. You will now have "Developer options" above the "About tablet" button. Click on it and check the box next to "Allow mock locations". Then go back to the previous settings page and click on "Location" to bring up the GPS settings. Click on "Mode" and set it to "Device Only". You can now exit out of the settings menu.
(10). The hard part is now over. Now you will need to get an app called Lockito. It allows to to set waypoints on Google maps and the speed at it will emulate you walking along said path (I found 8.8 km/h to be a good speed). I will not go over how to use Lockito as it is pretty straight forward to use and has documentation of its own. Once you have a path set, click on the play button on the top right and it'll begin to emulate you walking. Open Pokemon Go, login to/create an account and begin playing from home :)
========================================================================================================================
NOTE: You will not be banned for this because of the simulated walking. Other apps simply teleport you from location to location and are really easy to detect. Just don't set the speed to anything above 25 km/h and you should be good.
========================================================================================================================
>>695360508
best answer so far :D
any cases with pedophiles using this game as bait yet?
>>695354873
I must point out that OPs on 4chan could be 'replacing' scientists, doctors and lawyers but instead assert an assumption that only time-wasters play the game.
I happen to know an astrophysicist, doctor and philosopher who have all recently gotten into Pokémon GO as a thing to do on weekends and on the way to work/uni.
Makes me think people like yourself who are jelly they're missing out are the real shitstains of society. Reconsider future concepts before sharing them like an imbecile.
OP is a complete fatass faggot who is afraid to go outside.
The people agreeing are betas who resent people with a social life.
The people playing Pokemon Go are having the time of their life, making friends, meeting women, and feeling fine.
>>695372558
That is true, though I'm actually laying in bed while using incense to attract them
Ok I'm surprised no one else is offended by this. Pokemon go is not just a game, it's a revolution. This game already has billions of downloads and its only been out for like two weeks. We don't even know it's full potential yet. Why fight it, learn to roll with the punches. As bob Dylan once said, times they are a changin, your old road is rapidly aging so get out of the new one if you can't understand. This game is changing the world
>>695373212
lick my ass
>>695373279
1v1 me rial life
>>695373311
doubs get, show bobs
>>695373212
you are retarded, son.
>>695373358
i don't have nipples, sorry
>>695360508
yea exactly
ITT: faggots pretend that women are magically attracted to otherwise inadequate nerds just because they run around the city playing pokemon and pretending this fad is an avenue to endless easy hookups.
good job faggots. better than admitting you are a just a hopeless nerd
>>695373279
Yeah dress it up with humor. While you're inside I'll be seeing the world and catching Pokemon. You know who the loser is here
>>695373405
finaly someone good
>>695373458
>catching pokemon
wow, you are so cool
>>695373458
>>695372253
YOU ARE THE LOSER CAUSE WITH CHEATS I DID LVL 20 in 4 days, and now i go around devastating bitch like you
>>695373405
Ok I'm retarded for enjoying a game that promotes physical activity, YEAH! I'm the retard. Listen to yourself, read your own words bud
>>695366397
>>695368035
good luck finding competitive duels tho
>>695373622
just go to gym instead of deostry ur iphone
>>695373622
cheatssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
>>695373698
I go to many gyms actually ;) currently own a couple in fact
>>695373622
no, the game is just shit. it's dumped down pokemon that fuels on your nostalgia and selling you a basic feature of your body (walking) as gameplay feature.
you are retarded.
>>695373426
Ah but my good man, women play it too and it is like tinder for nerds.
like sport for nerds
like church for nerds
Buy shares in Nintendo if you have the spare $. They know who's running the future.
>>695354873
>Makes fun of them in the basement
>Makes fun of them outside
You miserable man
>>695367117
Cardio is literally the best workout for your health
Are you legit fucking retarded or just american?
>inb4 both
>>695373806
cheat 2 hours per day, be the best easly
You wont compete with me after 1 month
i walk at 15kmh with no lag, that means that i open eggs faster, i can catch everything faster than you, 1 of my hours its equal to 7/8 of yours, maybe more
>>695373880
It's not selling me anything, it's free dumbass. Better than sitting in growling at the sun like a snowman
>>695373463
You have someone you can finally call 'dad'
>>695354873
I farm pokeballs at work. Then go outside the house and collect pokemon. I ran into a guy who was actively trying to collect an abra. Shits crazy.
>>695373964
And your point is? Better to sit inside and not walk around?
Geez, I think you sound like the Anerican here
>>695373995
you know that the term 'to sell something for smthng' doesn't always include the use of money, right? you seem to have traded your brain, tho.
>>695374007
daddy plis send mi muney for candies, im niggo laik mummy
>>695373964
yeah wow walking 10km makes no positive contribution to health?
Thats astonishing.
I'm a multi-millionaire and I play it quite a lot.
It's loads of fun and helps me get my Fitbit step goals too.
>>695374157
Did you even read the post I replied to? My argument was the opposite of what you think it is. Too lazy to read I guess? When I said cardio is the best workout for you health, it wasn't sarcasm. Did you see a fucking kappa?
>>695374161
Ok I don't need to sit here and take insults from someone who I could easily beat the shit out of in real life. Oh you're smart lets see if any of your tough guy logic would pay off in a fight. You sir are lucky this is anonymous
>>695374285
i'm a multi millionaire
>i'm jesus
>your time is over
>prepare for die
>no redemption allowed
>immunity cat wont save you
>>695374240
I imagine him stuffing his face with Doritos while criticising those who don't do what he considers to be optimum health-improving exercise. He can lose weight, he just doesn't want to
>it's this thread again
How desperate for attention are you OP?
"hurr durr I'm a grown up look how responsible I am I can't even have fun" kys
>>695374285
can i have 10k pretty please?
>>695374441
man we are not insulting you, we love you, please continue
rape me plix plox
>>695374555
even my smallest tech investments are $25K
>>695374441
eh, you couldn't beat me up in real life. and i bet my ass i am also richer than you and that my girlfriend is also prettier than yours whilst being smarter, too.
you are just a sorry retard.
Been a pokemon fan for since I was like 8 (25 now) and I've always wanted to catch pokemon IRL. This is the closest thing to it. Plus my wife likes that instead of watching TV or playing video games when I'm not at work, I actually want to go outside and walk. I don't really care about people talking shit about it. I'm just having a good time.
>>695374404
Kappa? U wot m8?
Anyway, apologies my good friend. I'm trying to rape Pokemon with this incense while telling my son (who is in this thread) to go to bed
>>695374202
Go to bed, Tyler
>>695374639
He probably just jacks off to poorly drawn naked Japanese people
>>695374675
Oh fuck that's actually my bad, I replied to the guy who replied to the guy I was trying to reply to. Also, don't hate pokemon, just hate pokemon go. And go to bed Sean, you little fucker, your dad is trying to get laid and he doesn't want your creeping ass listening to the wall as he plows your mom.
>>695374726
my naim is niggo #14, mummy cant remember all our names, so she dress us with old sport teams t-shirts, and we have our number.
plis daddy send muney for niggo childo, ebola is killing me
>>695354873
youre asking on b what is wrong with pretty regular people playing a game that gets you outside the house ?
>>695374639
can literally smell the fear through my screen right now. You don't need to lie to someone you'll never meet kid. I swear keyboard confidence turns little awkward nerds into hard thugs. Keep talking back though I'm actually laughing
>>695375012
OP posted 4 hours ago
You think he's here tard?
>>695374726
Dan?
>>695366203
>playing after gen 3
>owning a handheld video game as an adult
>playing it in public like a weirdo
>implying GO isn't what pokemon was meant to be in the first place (minus the bug fighting)
>>695375062
dude i do martial arts since the age of 6, i go the the gym 4 times a week since ten years, i train others in self defense against armed and unarmed attackers... even if you tried to physically attack me, i would simply break you, like your small mind is broken already.
>>695374857
Ahh I see. I thought I was just fried. Thanks for clarifying.
And I don't hate Pokemon. Well actually if I cared enough about it in the past I possibly would have hated it and the autists that go hand in hand with it, but I love Pokemon go. Shit is like crack, yo. I even stroll out the office in the middle of the day to catch more of the little fuckers. I've gone from downloading the app on Saturday night to lvl 15. I haven't even been trying to lvl, just enjoy the fuck out of this stupid game
>>695374870
Did your mum tell you to say you had Ebola?? Last fucking week you said it was Zika. Week before was AIDS from huffing jenkem. I know you little niglets are trying to scam me so just go to fucking bed before I get your mum's stepdad to beat your ass. And your name is Tyler! Stop with that niggo number 14 bullshit. That's not your govt name.
>>695375271
>>695375062
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>Literally you right now
>>695375408
