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ITT: We are all in a plane. Everything goes smoothly until someone:

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ITT: We are all in a plane. Everything goes smoothly until someone:

Rolls Dubs= We start going towards the ground. If someone doesn't roll dubs again in 30 posts we fucking crash and die. Also whoever does is a nigger.

Roll Trips= Same as before only we have 15 posts.

Roll Quads= We crash into the Twin Towers and fucking die. Whoever rolls this is a filthy fucking nigger.
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>>695284802
Here we go boys.
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>>695284802
plsno
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roll
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Boy that cloud sure looks dandy!
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I cant wait to see my grandmother!
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Maybe I should use the washroom
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SILENCE!!!
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>>695284802
terrorist onboard
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Ill just sit here, dont mind my beard and unusual clothing :)
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>>695285887
dam son
close
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Shirley you can't be serious
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God save us
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>>695284802
Lets bring this bitch down
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I'm vomiting all over
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>>695286788
YOU FUCKING NIGGER.
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allahu akbar
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Twin towers here we come
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>>695286788
called
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>>695286788
OH SHIT
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>>695286788
Oh shit
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I'MMA FLY DIS SHIT
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Quads. 9/11 was an inside job, bush was behind it. Fuck you all, rip. Allahu akbar, praise allah, Osama be praised.
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>>695286788
Iam the heroyou need
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>>695284802
I'll save us
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>>695286788
>>695286788
>>695286788
OHH SHIIITT
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Checked and not wrecked
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Dubs get
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>>695287091
Almost there...
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BRING THAT PLANE BACK UP SHIT
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Is there any hope left?
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Let's go back up /b/ros
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Only 28 more posts faggots.
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>>695287188
Checked
Thanks anon
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Stand aside I got this
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>>695287188
SAVED IT
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>>695286788
Nigger Detected...
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>>695287188
Thank you anon
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>>695287147
Stop eating posts, shits on fire yo
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>>695287188
No bring it back down
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>>695287188
:D We live
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>>695287188
He saved us all!
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>>695287198
Its too much I need help!
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>>695287188
Our hero of the day..
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>>695284802
see ya
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Let's lynch the nigger
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What a lovely view from up high.
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>>695287402
Phew thank god we're safe. Should we make friends with the captors?
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Alah Akbar!!!!
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>>695287292
>plane is going down
>seconds to live
>spend last moments calling some guy a bigger
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We're saved
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did we start the fire?
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*calls for the stewardess*
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>>695287561
A bigger what
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>>695284802
check
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>>695287611
ALLAHU AKBAR
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>>695287611
Why
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set course for new york my man
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Time to die :)
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saved
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>>695287611
FUUUUUUUU
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>>695287611
God dammit.
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>>695287561
Hey man...

Come on....

I want my last words to be "YOU NIGGER!"
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>>695287733
Nice
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>>695287611
Oops time to go back up.
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Alalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalah
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We re good boizz
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>>695287788
Aaaand going down again
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>>695287788
Bless you sir...
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>>695287788
you dun fucked
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>>695287788
Fuck.. I fucked it up.
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Oh stewardess, I speak jive.
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Oh god what do we do now?!
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>>695284802
Rolling for snake eyes.
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>>695287888
NOOOOOOOOOO
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IM GONNA GET MY 72 VIRGIN AIRLINES
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>>695287888
AHHH WE'RE LOSING ALTITUDE FAST
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I ain't no nigger.
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>>695287888
True nigger
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>>695287888
SHIT
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>>695287888
I'm tired of these mutha fuckin niggers on this mutha fuckin plane
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>>695287888
Fuck you dirty dan. Bring this shit back up.
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>>695287977
Saved
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>>695287977
O no we gud fam
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>>695288011
Savior
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>>695287888
Bunch of dead niggers on this plane.
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>>695287888
safe
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>>695288011
Phew good job mate
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>>695287616
found the faggot
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alluahk bar
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>>695287888
OP here, this one saves us. It only counts if the plane is not going down.
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>>695284802
Your wasting our 15up nig nogs.
>oh shit me two
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Shit we've been maced
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>>695284802
ALLAHU AKBAR!!
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>>695288170
Patience pajeet. We are not close to the destination.
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Check em
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>>695287692
Your tears are evn more delicious in the rain.
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It seems as if everything is back in order.
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Quaddros gets :D
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quints land the plane right?
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عساس نطغ سنصه هذهذ اطاس
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roll lol
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15th post will i save us... (pls no prefer to die rather than be a nigger)
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>>695287888
Praise be to him who is holy!
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>>695288500
Christ.
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>>695288500 Shit
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>>695288500
Goddamnit you fucking nigger.

And yes.
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>>695288611
Safe again
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>>695288611
It's okay, we're good.
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well this is fun
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>>695288611
Ah fucked I saved us.
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>>695288869
Sure is.
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>>695288878
die die!!
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>>695288878
ALLAHU ACKBAR
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GET TO THE COCKPIT PAJEET
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>>695288611
Saved
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I'm never flying this airline again.
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Don't mind me /b/ros, just gonna use the washroom
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>>695284802
Niggers
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>>695284802
Nigger
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Time to scratch my turban.
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Aloha snackbar
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IM GONNA FUCKIMG CRAah this PLANE INTO A BRONY CON
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>mfw I just wanted to see my family across the country and I'm aboard with a bunch of faggots
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>>695289611
>>695289622
That was a fast save. Must be a marshal on board
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Should someone rectify this pressure mounting inside of my fucking anal cavities
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I can see my house from here!
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>>695289622
Ty anon
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ALLAH AKBAR FUCKING AMWRICANANANANANANAN ALAALALALALALALALALAL
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>>695289622
CRASHING THIS PLANE
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>>695289861
WITH NO SURVIVORS
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Gah damn it!
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IM GOING TO KILL US ALL
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>>695284802
Aloha Snackbar, ladies and gentlemen!
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This airline sucks
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When are we gon get 2 ny my fellow brothers?
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die
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>>695289991
fucking close one
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this is it you niggaz ded
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Where are the flight attendants?
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>>695284802
Boom
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>>695290155
GONNA BE DEAD!!
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>>695290155
Oops, my bad.
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>>695290155
NOOOOOO
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>>695290155
GOD DAMN IT
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I want my mommy
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>>695284802
For Ireland!
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>>695290155
They're dead, I killed them with my teeth
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>>695290335
I am your mommy......
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>>695290335
I want your mommy too
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>>695290155
Singles get
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Take us down. I have accepted death.
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>>695288500
this is a save post you dumb niggers
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>>695290155
We need a savior.
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>>695290437
>>695290461
You two should get a room, make the kid watch
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Let us all die now
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>How to get fanous on 4chan


.........Niggers
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>>695289436
I don't think that is necessary.
/racism
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Witness me
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We died
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>>695290155
I'm not living past today you fat fucks!
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>>695290700
And that savior is me.
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Roll
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Silver teeth! Silver lines! Silver death!

Bring us the flame and take this thread with us!!
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>>695290155
Allahfag
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Shit
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>>695290804
And the nigger is me
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Roll
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>>695290700
Shut your fat ass up.
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>>695290899
You fucking faggot!!
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>>695290731
I don't think you're necessary
/faggot
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>>695290700
It's okay /b/ros we're good
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>>695284802
this is fine.
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>>695290899
Fucking niggers.
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I am ready to die
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>>695290899
Oh no wait. You actually are causing the plane to crash. Carry on my friend.
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Fah q
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Dickwagonnnn
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>>695290899
We expect some slight turbulence.
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>>695290707
Seems reasonable. :)

TIMMY GET YOUR ASS IN HERE AND WATCH THE ACT OF MATING COMMENCE BETWEEN THIS LOVELY TERRORIST I MET ON THE PLANE. YOU WONT GET SHIT LIKE THIS ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH.
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Shazdog
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Boofpoo
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Shitbag
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FREEZE, DUBS IN THE BAG
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>>695290899
Please stay in your seats.
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>>695284802
Bingosting
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Im tired of these motherfucking snakes
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If Dubs, you'll have to buy my game
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I don't want to die a virgin.
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ALLAH IS GREAT 72 VIRGINS BOYS
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>>695290899
Fly the friendly skies.
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>>695291579
On this mother fucking plane
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Me so horny
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nearly there. goodbye cruel world
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>>695291627
I'll help with that (;
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>>695291666
Satan
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>>695291666
Satan has struck us down!
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>>695291677
Ah shit man
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>>695291666
Oi
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Is the plane falling? Or are we still flying at normal altitude?

I shouldn't be wishing for the plane to crash seeing as I'm training to become a Cabin Crew Member.
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Poopballs
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>>695291666
you've doomed us all you double nigger.
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>>695291666
Well shit
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>>695291855
We're safe for now.
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Alahu akbar
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>>695291855
you saved us all
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>>695291855
Either a savior or not. Idk which you r. I'm so confuzzled right now.
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Leggo to NY Lads
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>>695291615
Trips and you'll have to buy my game 3 times
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>>695291855
By Azura! Its the grand champion!
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>>695292066
...
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>>695292029
Don't bother trying to figure it out, he's now the savior.
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Where's my parachute lol
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Where can I get a goddamn drink around here?
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>>695284802
WE GUNNA DIE BOIS LESSSS ROLLLLERINO
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>>695292066
You ruined it
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>>695291855
Scatspheres
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>>695284802
Roll a d-percentile to grapple one of the people with guns from behind and take his AK. If roll is 01-50, fail. If roll is 50-00 succeed.
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>>695287977
saved
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>>695292226
so close! you want to fucking live forever?
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>>695292066
Goddamnit
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>>695292184
Ight
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All hope is lost
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did I win?
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>>695288011

God Fucking Dammit!
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>>695287188
I want to kill
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May God blezz me with quads.
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>>695292388
FUCK
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>>695292337
Fuck, failed. Let's see if he kills me, same odds as before. If he fails, next two digits left determine if I get his gun and kill him.
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>>695284802
quads. get!
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sheit man
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The end.
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>>695292360
No I want my 72 virgins
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>>695292440
This could be a long fight...
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shiet egger
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>>695292388
But not yet
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>>695288500
landing gear activated
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NIGGER THE PLANE IS GOING DOWN AND NOBODY IS TRYING TO DO A GODDAMN FUCKING THING ABOUT IT
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If I get quad I will eat some cheetos.
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Thermite power activate
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>>695292631
We're rolling as hard as we can.
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
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Dubs
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>>695292388
Damn you Dragon born! Once again you have ruined my ass and my plans!
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filename
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>>695292631
Will jacking off help? Cause if so I'm helping alot
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>>695292504
https://youtu.be/TddPNLQxk0Y
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uhfyfds
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I want to get off this plane
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>>695292765
Looks like i picked the wromg week to quit sniffing glue
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>>695292818
I now want to look up skyrim on rule 34.
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>>695292818
Sorry m8
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>>695292926
Buddy it never ends
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>>695292631
We're safe you fucking idiot
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time to die, get quads
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It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood
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>>695284802

hey there's a building
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9 11 bitches
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QUADS NOW
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I won die tonight
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Were all gonna die
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>>695293007
007....
>James Bond theme plays
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>>695292926
>>695293007

>samefagging this hard
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>>695293007
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Were all fucked
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>>695293196
No you didnt
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Chad daddy save us
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>>695293212
Detective fail on the case
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>>695293288
Nigger.
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Woop woop
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Stand by
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>>695293288
SAVIOR
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>>695293288
But I want it!
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>>695292631
ACTUALLY THIS IS THE 30th POST SINCE DUBS.

YOU FUCKING NIGGERS.
-Love, OP.
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I brought a boxcutter
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WHATS THE DEAL WITH AIRLINE FOOD?
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>>695293327

Prove it.
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>>695293444
MAYDAY MAYDAY
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>>695290721
You're so fucking new that I accidentally my fucking
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Channeling all trips
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>>695293447
Cancer
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WE NEED A DUB, STAT
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SHIT
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>>695284802
jet fuel
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Ech
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ayy lmao

ALLAHU AKBHAR
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good job /b/, when you were saved , you think you are falling. when you are falling, you are chiring because you want to die.

somebody has to bring this plane down
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>>695286788
Anon wtf man
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>>695293544
>>695293566
>>695293622
AHHHHH
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>>695293544
>>695293566
>>695293622
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ALRIGHT GUYS LET'S MAKE A RAP, I'LL START

WHEN
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>>695293485
You made the claim so you have to prove.
Gg
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>>695293794
YES
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Fuk
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>>695293544
Shit man I'm still looking up 4chan terms :(
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>>695293909
BOOM
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Are we dead?
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So, crisis averted? Everyone doing alright?
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ALAU AKBUR
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>>695293785
Lmfao
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Dubz
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hi
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I fucking hate this airline!
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