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>>695240586
its being quite some time since i last saw this kind of bread
>>695240917
what is that frame?
>>695240972
There's a bullet hole in his head towards the end though he's still clearly alive to some degree. Mercy kill/10 - hardly gruesome.
I truly feel sorry for all of you guys who gloat over the suffering of other people to arise from their own misery for some moments. Get a life!
>>695240725
nice
>>695240972
Shit like this makes me want to nuke all ISIS-held territory, regardless of civilian casualties.
>>695242132
watch all of them, they will heal you and make your inner spirit great again!
>>695242361
Why?
>>695241385
yo wtf
>>695242132
that should be a bait but i now that it is not.
i personally dont watch rekt,gore etc for the gloat,fun or anything like that but to prepare me for the years to come which will not be all peace and flowers... better chances of survival + quicker reflex in stressful situation like a car crush where you will be in a corner vomiting your guts out while i (as its arelldy happened) start imidietly to help
get the fuck out of /b/ faggot
>>695239473
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP, Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>695242919
>that should be a bait but i now that it is not.
>i personally dont watch rekt,gore etc for the gloat,fun or anything like that but to prepare me for the years to come which will not be all peace and flowers... better chances of survival + quicker reflex in stressful situation like a car crush where you will be in a corner vomiting your guts out while i (as its arelldy happened) start imidietly to help
>get the fuck out of /b/ faggot
That should be a bait.
>>695243086
Why are you here?
>>695241429
>what is that frame?
I duuno, they don't have it in COD.
>>695243173
sure kiddo
here have a look in the cold cruel reality that society try so hard to keep you away
that nature and nature is scary as shit
>>695239473
Rekt!
>>695241429
This is that frame you are telling
>>695243835
disappointing
>>695244041
I though it was real
>>695244016
it intrigues me i have to say
when i watch a guy whose throat is cut try to breath for 7-8 minutes i learn something that most people (even doctors!!) dont have a clue about...
when i see ISIS tourcuring their captives i learn to NEVER surrender to this guys
>>695244309
all i see is two Jedi
>>695240725
I was really hoping that was black lives matter protestors.
>>695240586
911 on the floor 7 seconds in
>>695240725
France?
>>695244698
It is a frame of http://i.4cdn.org/b/1468871449103.webm
>>695245194
story?
no im not new, i've just never read the story
>>695245690
my god!! where do you live??
>>695245194
Killing his ex gf and her mother for reasons. Summer fag.
>>695240586
>Tangela used Vine Whip
>>695241785
Black lives matter tho...FUCK I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS
>>695246044
yea because i cant find white dudes fucking up an old lady...
but no no when i black dude does it is BLACK GARBAGE but when a white dude does it "its jut an exception"
stop breathing my air faggot
lol
>>695240420
are his eyes moving ?
>>695246517
You're a special nigger aren't you...Take a look at the statistics you fucking autist, hell even a majority of videos you see of crime are committed by whom??? Ohh thats right NIGGERS...
I never said there isn't white trash or white niggers i just claimed I hate niggers and you, go shave the pubes off the top of your head fucking faggot...
>>695242880
The goat stopped putting out so they needed new goat for sexy time
>>695245826
Cali
>>695246884
yep. in rare ocations they survive the beheading shock and live for 1-3 m
>>695247071
>muhh statistics!!
a banch of made up/old/unrealable bullshiting
>even a majority of videos you see of crime...
sign... are you even trying redneck faggot?
are you telling me that you say that shit with pride thinking that you have shit for arguments?
go educate your self faggot
>>695240917
what video game is this from?
>>695241385
this makes me so fucking sick
how can a human being be able to do something like that
>>695241952
Good job anon
>>695245690
Istanbul on saturday
>>695248288
how can a human being kill an animal?
jee I dont know, maybe it's how we've survived in nature since the dawn of fucking time
>>695248126
>>695248288
what the fuck happened here??
where did this normies came from?
>>695243806
I can never find video. ):
>>695247859
>yep. in rare ocations they survive the beheading shock and live for 1-3 m
sounds reasonable. i wonder what you think at that moment
>>695248862
have this poor anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2VLz-eIWv4
>>695247859
Is the truck going to be okay?
>>695240783
FUCKING KEK.
>>695248959
any survivor?
>>695240841
kek
>>695240783
WTF YOU CANT HIT A WOMEN
i dont understand why people enjoy this. i love animals, i could never imagine inflicting pain on anything that didnt consciously wrong me
>>695241385
thats a nice sword.
>>695249705
Nice bait mate
>>695248288
thats actually a very humane kill
>>695248288
That's why I don't see animal videos.
>>695248288
Humans like to eat food. Goats are made of meat.
He killed it quick and they're even collecting the blood so as not to waste anything.
The fuck is your problem?
>>695246002
What a dumb fuckin place to stab someone. Probably went under a couple layers of skin and that's it. Notice buddy doesn't even react, then checks to see if something is in his head.
>>695250112
>Probably went under a couple layers of skin
>under a couple layers of skin
>couple layers of skin
>>695249563
He had his hand hehind his back and quick drawed what did he think was going to happen.
>>695248615
right? things kill other things. it doesnt matter how you feel. it just is the way of things
>>695249942
What is that thing?
>>695250079
the revenant: alternative ending
>>695241385
A mercyful kill, I liked it
>>695250881
this thread is about seeing videos like this
>>695243215
>failing for this copypasta
hey newfriend
>>695249563
>I am a complete retard and think that a shitskin getting shot for putting his hand into the back of his trousers and then whipping it out like a gun is not a justified shooting.
Fuck.
>>695250727
compactor idiot
>>695251423
Omg lol XD
>>695250079
unbearable to watch
>>695248959
Man, gotta love those bethesda ragdoll physics in Fallout: Ner Vegas
>>695251638
Outstanding
>>695251569
>xD
are you acoustic?
>>695248959
Was he okay?
>>695248959
what happened?
>>695251868
otistic?
>>695251868
you mean played by a classic guitar?
>>695249022
not him but what do you mean
>>695251878
>>695251953
Nerve gas, they walked it off they're fine
>>695251868
No electric
>>695241385
He got a clean cut unlike those ISIS sand niggers
>>695250644
What this?
>>695248704
atleast he landed in water.. right?
>>695252468
read the filename?
>>695252576
rip young pupper
>>695239473
______________¶___
|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
|______________|||__|__|__|]
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)
POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR THE PEACE TRUCK WILL COME TO YOUR COUNTRY AND KILL YOUR MOTHER IN HER SLEEP!
>>695252619
retard, hitting water from that height is the same thing as hitting concrete
>>695248704
So dumb, you can't die from jumping off a bridge into water, smh
>>695252981
Its water you retard
He's alive as long as he can swim
>>695252576
Commonplace in the Southeast.
It's why we don't let our pets out of the house.
Not because we don't want them to escape, but because there are things out there that will eat them before the have a chance to return...
>>695248452
>>695241952
>>695241429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ymk-hT4dmJg
that is a rekt in itself
>>695252819
"She flys pretty well, it may need some repaires but shes yours for avour 3.50"
______________¶___
|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
|______________|||__|__|__|]
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)
POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD AND BECAME A NIGGER AND KILL YOUR MOTHER IN HER SLEEP!
>>695253077
looks like you didnt pass middle school
>>695240725
Turky?
>>695253077
At a certain speed you're moving too fast to displace the molecules quickly enough even in liquid. Its like bouncing onto a solid
>>695240783
>I'm sorry, Babushka, you taught Misha not to hit the woman but today the woman is of many disrespect
>>695250023
faggot
>>695253245
Fuck you nessie, you scammer
>>695250032
>they collect the blood
The animal is still dead.
>>695249563
> blacklogic.webm
I would just not go in for work as a cop.
Fuck that.
If people are really THIS dumb, let them have it.
>>695253351
>>695253413
Jesus Christ its water you fucking autists.
If i throw a glass of water at you is it like being hit with concrete? Retards.
>>695251021
meh, dog/cat "rekt" vids are just edgy shit.
>>695252981
it was an attempt at comedy. also trying to be optimistic, i know it hurts to hit water from that height moron.
>>695251155
story?
>>695253852
Faggot kill yourself
>>695253641
Breaking the surface tension at that speed and force will hurt you terribly, then there's cold water shock... oh wait, I have to say this: you're a retard
>>695253551
And delicious, no doubt.
You ever tried curried goat? Fecking gorgeous!
>>695252619
Falls from 250 feet or higher into water are practically guaranteed lethal. Even if the impact doesn't kill you, the pressure of the water will crush your lungs and you'll drown. Plus you would probably have enough broken bones that you wouldn't be able to swim and would drown anyways.
>>695252300
>Those glasses
Kek everytime
>>695253641
You can't pretend being falling in a high speed and you're not gonna get hurt because it is just water... It doesn't work like that.
>>695253413
>>695253351
>>695252981
>When people are still getting baited by the "le water won't kill you maymay"
Welcome new friends :^)
>>695253979
Also the water will shoot up your ass like a rocket.
>>695253641
lmfao. Water only hurts when its traveling fast and hits you or if you dont dive land in properly (belly flopping and back flopping)
>>695253641
Low quality b8
>>695253979
When your bones break they release oxygen which helps you float in the the water you idiot
>>695253641
what are physics?
>>695254204
>>695253962
>>695254074
Falling this hard for bait, kill yourselves.
>>695253551
and im sure their families are now well fed with a nutritious meal. try not to be such a faggot sometimes anon.
>>695254344
A type of atom
>>695254276
>When your bones break they release oxygen which helps you float in the the water you idiot
This is why you're told to drink your milk in school
>>695245868
>calls someone a summerfag
>responds to wrong post
>>695254469
The milk increases the concentration of oxygen in your bones.
>>695250948
ew, learn to film sideways, ISIS
god
>>695254419
was it worth it? couldn't they have bought soy instead of delivering the killing blow to the poor, innocent animal?
>>695254593
I think hes acoustic
>>695254665
>>695253551
I don't think you should be in this thread, or even this site princess
>>695252460
This is fucking hilarious
>>695254693
don't you even try to push your commie soy products on. id kill and eat you too if i had to
>>695251501
dont be the edgy kid
>>695254665
But if you have bones then that means you're a skeleton on the inside, spooky
>>695241429
Faceoff
>>695254276
>When your bones break they release oxygen which helps you float in the the water you idiot
Are you fucking retarded?
>>695254981
>commie soy products on
dont put commies with veggans in the same sack faggot
>>695255089
I want to take his face....off
>>695255267
face........ OFF
>>695249563
Niggers are fucking retarded.
>>695240783
I'm sure he got in all kinds of trouble for hitting her too, even though it appears (from the video anyways) that she was going after him over and over, and he was attempting to NOT hit her. Of course we don't know the whole story.
>>695255240
are you kidding me vegans would fit perfectly in the human pecking order. all you need to feed the little faggots is grains and soylent.
>>695255146
Dear Mr.Retard,
Please see >>695254665
Thank you,
Anon.
>>695255356
His face..........OFF
>>695251155
>>695248384
>the filename
MY SIDES ARE BUT ABSTRACT THOUGHT
>>695255444
>>695250727
Pizza grinder
>>695255414
>Of course we don't know the whole story
omg fag you're supporting bully culture you bully apologist!
>>695255500
hey, it's Checkem McTripdubs
>>695255500
>trip dubs
Anybody have the video with music of black lives matter protesters getting run over?
>>695251953
Chinese workers moving a metal scaffolding accidentally touch a industrial high voltage source and got their shit zapped. No one lived.
>>695250079
Guy had a fucking chainsaw and an angry bear in front of him. HOW DO YOU MISS THIS OPPORTUNITY FOR A GLORIOUS DEATH IN BATTLE?!?!
>>695240586
>>695255819
>industrial high voltage source
As if touching any sort of power line wouldn't have fried them regardless
beautiful =) >>695251155
>>695255845
I guess when you see a bear eatting another guys face you rethink a little bit
>>695249563
and that shit goes under the statistics for "white cop killing unarmed nigger"
>>695255664
I thought he was but an old wives tale
>>695248959
smoking on the job, tut tut
>>695253914
Was asking for a break from picking cotton
fucking gay ass thread. everything itt i have aseen already 100 times before. newfags KYS
>>695256143
Chek'd
>>695248959
They hit a live powerline and we're instantly electrocuted. Best part is the guy who has a chance to survive, but grabs the live scaffold again and fries himself. Bwahahahaah.
>>695256324
Nice bait you fucking nigger
>>695256360
It was nervegas you autist
>>695256408
newfag
>>695256469
Okay.
>>695256408
he's right though..not like there's anything here that hasn't been posted on /b/ a few thousand times already
>>695240586
Perseus_fights_Medusa.webm
To me that is justified fuck that dumb nigger
>>695240725
does anyone have more vids from turkey?
>>695241531
the baby doesn't give a fuck what an asshole
>>695241868
Is it just me or does being shot in the head seem quite less than instant, yes he has lost control of his body but he is physically tensed up for ~15 seconds after the shot. I can only imagine his damaged brain is trying to figure out wtf has just happened before bleeding out? Anyone care to add an opinion?
>>695243125
did he death?
>>695245194
what an absolute fucking alpha just standing there watching
>>695248384
OPEN UP THIS PIT!!!
>>695248959
wtf... what kind of gas capable of doing that?
>>695257772
nerve gas
>>695257053
you can google it for a better one but from what i collect from the videos i have seen:
if you are as unlucky as to survive the shock then depending from the sections you get dmged you can live up to 5-6m (in extremely unlucky cases even more) ether in a state of complete confusion or in extreme pain until you die from blood lose or blood clot etc
>>695257909
This
>>695248959
Chinese food. :D
I'm hungry now.
>>695252990
>Bait
This man is every 4channer
>>695250649
implying its sorry for killing a baby
>>695258500
Dubs confirms
>>695240586
kek
>>695249346
df pebble
>>695253185
Spooked
>>695256324
>KYS
>expecting to see new shit in a relt thread
>calling everyone a newfag
You are the newfag here
>>695241868
Yeah shoot the thickest part of your skull m8 gg
>>695258500
>4channer
retard
This is a message to all newfags and cancer currently killing /b/: What the fuck do you think this is, some place where you can just waltz in unannounced and be received with arms wide open? WELL FUCK THAT! This is motherfucking /b/, bitch. WE call the shots. WE ALWAYS get shotgun. WE don't give a fuck who you are, because WE are infinitely more important than you. WE are always first in line. WE rob banks, charities, and ANYONE else who fucking pisses us off. This place is more than just a place, faggot, it is an IDEOLOGY. And this ideology says you need to GET THE FUCK OUT. No one here will ever like you. WE have already established cliques, slop-worthy-hoes, and prop-worthy-bros, GOT IT? WE are the ideology of elitism, exploitation, and lulz. This isn't a fucking game, kid, so don't try to tag along. You're talking to people who have been around the block AND THEN SOME. WE pioneered class. WE made 'cool' cool. And you? What have you done? Jerked off in the shower? WE INVENTED JERKING OFF IN THE SHOWER, you stupid bitch. There is a clear-cut, defined, infinitely thick WALL between you and us. WE built the wall that keeps you fags OUT. So don't try to act like you know what the fuck is going on, because you don't. You just do NOT. But you really think you can compete with /b/? LOL WOW Don't make me start flaming you. Are you forgetting who we are? WE are the ones who film people like you getting fucking destroyed by us. WE will rip your ASSHOLE out of your fucking rectum, STITCH IT on top of your pitiful dick hole, and then fuck you in the VAGINA we just made for you. SO WE MAKE YOU INTO A BITCH. Do you get it now? This site isn't a game, it isn't a place to 'chill' with your fags, and it isn't some fucking haven where people like you can get acceptance from people like US. IT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. JUST GTFO
>>695252619
darn ... landing in water from that hight is like hitting concreate ...
>>695259935
new fag
>>695257053
why would you even think about tht..
>>695258500
hard
>>695248959
that is not a fucking nerve gas, those guys touched a power line and got busted, fuck you all.
>>695252828
>>695254185
believe or not people are that stupid
>>695252801
he is being saved from drowning
>>695260198
its nerve gas
>>695260070
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
>>695260350
yeah, nerve gas that once you touch the metal again you drop dead?
that's a wicked nerve gas then you twat.
>>695239473
/b/ would fuck anything
/b/ would fuck your sister
/b/ would fuck your mom
/b/ would fuck your cousin
/b/ would fuck you
/b/ would fuck your daughter
/b/ would fuck your grandpa using lemons as a condom
/b/ would fuck your aunt Jessie with the squint
/b/ would dig up the corpse of your dead uncle and fuck that
/b/ would fuck your ex-girlfriend
/b/ would fuck your current girlfriend
/b/ would fuck that chubby redhead at 7-11 with the glass eye and clubbed foot
/b/ would fuck you up the ass with a strap-on the size of your ego
/b/ wants to know why the fuck you keep asking it if it would fuck something when you already know the fucking answer
/b/ would fuck your dog
/b/ would fuck a donkey
/b/ would fuck a squirrel
/b/ would fuck the hole in a tree trunk
/b/ would fuck a horse, a midget, a goat, twin lesbian sisters, and Joan Rivers without her makeup on a liferaft while playing Moon River on a badly tuned ukulele
/b/ would fuck an electric eel on its period
/b/ would fuck a dead kitten
/b/ would fuck a lactating shark
/b/ would fuck an octopus til it inked
/b/ would fuck mud if it thought it would wiggle
/b/ would fuck a grapefruit peel left on a Las Vegas sidewalk for 3 weeks
/b/ would fuck anything it can see, think, or imagine
/b/ is tired of hearing you wonder if its standards have somehow magically improved in the last five minutes, five hours, five days, five weeks, or five years
/b/ s most of all tired of you using an excuse to dump pictures of some chick that you like in order to get communal approval of your horndogginess
YES /b/ WOULD FUCK HER
She is substantially less objectionable than half the shit /b/ would fuck given the chance.
Are you happy now, OP?
YES /b/ WOULD FUCK HER
/b/ would fuck a drunk camel if it pushed back
STOP ASKING. DUMP NUDES. SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>695246913
Dude tried to enter bullet time IRL
>>695241385
>Ryuujin no ken wo kurei
Play of the game
>>695260521
if you look that bit closer you will find its nerve gas
>>695260391
Pfft, didn't kill anyone though.
hi
>>695253185
wait where is the rest of that bus in the background?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SILRT0ADSFY&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DSILRT0ADSFY&has_verified=1
best rekt ever, imagine being a poor mouse ripped to shreds underwater and eaten slowly in a small water turtle's cage
>>695261502
>best rekt ever, imagine being a poor mouse ripped to shreds underwater and eaten slowly in a small water turtle's cage
thats edgy as fuck
>>695241198
Its as common as white bread around here. Have you been on vacation?
>>695245765
summer
>>695250644
Fighting ebola since 2014
>>695250536
Are you feeling it now Mr krabs?
