Post your age, location, and favorite type of cheese.
Also, this is your daily reminder that Kraft singles are not cheese.
>>695232858
37, Netherlands, roquefort
28, Germany and probably Havarti, but there are other tasty once too, except for camenbert and all those blue cheese shits.
18, US, provalone
>>695232858
44, Canada, port wine cheddar
33, California, Swiss
>>695232858
21, Florida/USA, It's a toss up between swiss and white american. Different flavors for different occasions, I guess.
23, Denver, Chipotle Sharp Cheddar
>>695232858
52, USA, cheddar so hardcore sharp you could shave with it
Fuck you, fuck you, Parmesean!
25, wisconsin, gouda
>>695232858
35 sweden mozarella
>>695233209
Oh shit, I wanna change my selection: favorite cheese is czech smoked cheese. Stuff is so tasty!
>>695232858
26, Scotland, Roquefort
25, Texas, White Cheddar
44, Paraguay, Gouda.
26, UK, Stichelton
23 Male USA
Pepper Jack all day
19 USA CO smoked cheddar <3
>>695232858
Kraft singles now that I know they're not cheese.
Rest is irrelevant.
21, Brazil, mozzarella
20, Finland, Edam
30. Tx. Smegma
26, New York, muenster or gouda
>>695233378
>favourite cheese
>"american"
>>695233219
Get the fuck off /b you're older than my dad!
17, France, im vegan motherfuckers
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
30
U.K.
Stilton, the king of cheese.
29
Copenhagen Denmark
Blue cheese (danablu)
>>695234062
Mods
>>695232858
>Kraft singles are not cheese
Anthony Bourdain would disagree..
>>695234062
>17
>>695233867
Pretoria, 20 and black pepper feta. I'm a simple man.
>>695234100
Second that.
26, UK, Kraft single
>>695234081
cheese country is a republic
>>695234062
faggot detected
>>695232858
25, netherlands, queso manchego
second is aged cheddar.
>>695234286
Jesus actually fucking Christ how long have you been hanging on to that zinger? Please, just go somewhere else
31, US, and the kind of Gouda that can break your teeth.
>>695232858
38
Chicago
Kaukauna sharp chedder
>>695234286
I cannot decipher this sentence.
>>695232858
24, USA, pepper jack
>>695233412
>specifying best state instead of country
>Chipotle Sharp Cheddar
You're the reason why Colorado is terrible now. Go back to buying weed from niggers in your old state and stop shitting up the best one.
>>695234062
>>17
Fuck outta here
>>695234191
ummm, fake cheese
>>695234585
I live in the netherlands. if your cheese is that hard, it's not gauda. gauda gets crumbly as it ages.
24 M CHARLOTTE NC
A NICE SHARP WHITE CHEDDAR
P.S. IM ON MY WORK COMPUTER
23 american
18, NY, Pepper Jack
>>695234764
>>695234490
no. i like it here
>>695234618
try reading it again
>>695234793
isn't the red wax supposed to prevent that?
>>695234795
i used to live in charlotte. are you the last white guy left or are you a nigger/beaner?
>>695232858
33, Poland, coulommiers
>>695234831
how the rest of the world pictures most Americans
24, Ireland, Camembert or Brie
Good camembert is my favourite, but there's lots of shit camembert out there. Brie is a safer bet.
>>695234793
Right mate, sure.
37
U.S.
Smoked Gouda
Some nice freshly made cheese pizza
>>695232858
36, Netherlands, too many to choose from
Favorite blue> Cabrales
>>695235161
thank you for proving my point, that cheese is crumbly.
>>695235141
>Good camembert is my favourite, but there's lots of shit camembert out there. Brie is a safer bet.
accurate observation.
26
Germany
Cheddar
>>695235344
I live in the Netherlands. I'm a Chef and my father in law is a cheese maker.
Can you please just not even?
Also, it's spelled Gouda
48
Greece
Feta
>>695232858
50, So. California, pepper jack
>>695235704
>old
>greek
>stereotypical greek
>>695235408
>cheddar
the fuck? i've kept hearing from europeans that cheddar doesn't exist in europe and/or it looks nothing like cheddar here in the states. that looks exactly the same
>>695235660
zwijgt ies, jongske.
27
Sweden
Parmeggiano Reggiano
Cant believe im first!
>>695232858
>age
37
>location
Boston, MA
>favorite cheese
It's a tossup amongst cambozola, humboldt fog, and taleggio
Some of you guys are making up cheeses havarti, roquefort, camenbert, stichelton. Personally if it doesn't come in single wrapped serving or a can (pic related) I have no use for it.
>>695235981
you're more likely to find a real english cheddar in europe than in the states.
18, Australia, Brie
>>695235981
Why wouldnt it exist here? It comes from the UK.
Since I've never had american cheese, I cannot compare them.
>>695232858
37, Florida, extra sharp cheddar
>>695232858
22
Wales (UK)
Maasdam
Also cheese is shit tier food. Bread is a much better debate point
>>695232858
25, sweden, priest cheese
24, Germany, mozzarella or feta cheese
>>695232858
21
Canada
Blue
why do Americans in these threads feel the need to specify their city / state? just say your country like the rest of us
>inb4 'murica big'
40, amsterdam, crumbly old gouda.
>>695232858
21 Germany and pizza cheese
>>695232858
29, italian.
I detest cheese, and it's literally everywhere here.
I never understood how people can eat something with dat stink upon. Makes me vomit from a distance of a couple of meters.
Fuck you all in this thread. Rest in stink.
>>695236241
American "cheese" is literally a piece of fat with some chemicals for taste and color
>>695233969
Get the fuck off /b you're younger than my daughter!
>>695232858
22, Texas, Mozzarella
28,France,any cheese from Pyrenees
37, USA, cream cheese
>>695236346
Prästost funkar, men det är hushållsost som spelet handlar om.
30, Sweden, Hushållsost
>>695236580
eh. Still itafag here.
That's the only one I tolerate, basically because it does not stink.
>>695236448
Not american, but america IS too big to just say america. It would be like just saying "Europe". And theres a hell of a difference between Spain and Sweden, in america the gap is even bigger. I have a feeling Texas and Ohio are very different places
97, an assisted living home that my kids sent me to (I don't know where), too old for dairy
My name is diane and I just want to make some friends :)
>>695236487
I like that cheese too
22, Arizona, Smoked Cheddar
35, germany, Scamorza
>>695233655
24, USA, pepperjack, my nigga
>>695234062
El Kekkles
>>695232858
18, Goonellabah/Australia, black pepper cheddar
>>695232858
22 USA USA USA PROVOLONE
57
USA
Cheesecake
>>695236778
>in america the gap is even bigger.
Yeah, no. We have different languages and stuff, you know?
>>695236778
no there's fucking not, geographical distance has nothing to do with culture, all of America is the same. do you think people from Perth and Victoria ate essentially from different countries just because they're far apart? no. Americans try too hard to pretend they have culture.
20, Canada and I would say marbled cheese
>>695234062
>user was banned for this post
37 Poland rokpol/lazur
>>695236811
tits or GTFO
>>695232858
57. a beach in Florida, US. Stilton from UK but don't eat much since it is not healthy for your heart or cholesterol level.
>>695236778
Thinking the cultural differences between states in the US are bigger as between countries in europe. Especially food wise this doesn't hold up at all... How did that get into your head?
28, English, Port Salut
>>695237022
that guy is clearly from America lmao
>>695233032
Fucking pleb
>>695236970
...
just... how? Provolone is the most disgusting stuff ever produced by this revolting cheese-producing country.
Just leave a dirty shirt in a smelly toxic toilet sealed for a couple of months and it's going to be the same as provolone is.
>>695232858
21, USA, Earth, Milky Way, swiss cheese
>>695235275
>>695232858
35 yo, I come from Austria and I really love Glundner Kas. This is more or less curds that is left to rot in a warm place until it smells like goblin vomit and then cooked to delicousness.
>>695234062
'bout time the mods started banning people for being french.
20, france, dick cheese
>>695237023
what kind of culture are you taling about?
I assume you already know the only way to grow a culture in the USA is to leave an opened yogurt and left it stale for a couple of months.
>>695232858
20, US, either swiss or pepper jack
>>695237197
I love provolone, too. Too bad you literally cannot get it here.
>>695232858
note that the variant "cheese pizza" is not allowed
19 america swiss
29, swiss, emmental
>>695237022
>>695237023
>>695237127
trolled in a cheese thread. jesus.
19 north koreas vag cheese
>>695237004
I'm shocked there's another anon my age here, and a few more like us. Are you also a fag and altR? i hope so...
24
Boston
Munky cheese
>>695237500
I TAKE CHEESE SERIOUSLY ANON
so much pepper jack ITT
first time I've even heard about it. Seems like a cheese for people who dont really like cheese. Adding spices and chilli and whatnot
18, Texas, Muenster
27, Rochester NY, Colby Jack (but like high-dollar Colby Jack, not that low class shit that tastes like mozzarella)
>>695237226
>left to rot in a warm place until it smells like goblin vomit
take your goblin to the vet, now!
>>695232858
28, North Carolina, Boar's Head PepperJack sliced super thick
>>695237554
wut
>>695237833
wat have you done
>>695237833
MODS
>>695237726
Typical new yorker. "only the kind you can get in my italian infested state, not all this other fake shit"
I'm on MAOIs so if I eat cheese I die.
>>695238007
worth it for that brie tho
>>695237773
Woah another /b/tard lives in North Carolina. I'm in Hendersonville, wbu?
Also like pepper jack boars head, sliced for sandwiches.
>>695237833
modssss
>>695237726
if you want to try something interesting freeze it for a week, then leave out to reach room temp, crumble on something like a salad or other vegetable dish. the freezing process changes the physical consistency to an interesting crumble effect due to bond chemistry of the fats. Many medium cheese do it but you're gives a result i like and have tried.
>>695237833
mods mods mods
>>695237833
>17
enjoy b&
>>695237833
don't worry you're not french
18,UK,cheddar.
52, m, argentina. Any, the stinkier the better
In a mili-second I am 18
Parmesan
Texas
>>695232858
24, Malta, and can't decide between Maltese cheeselets (gbejniet) or provelone. Maybe gbejniet more
>>695237761
i wish i could send you some but it would kill the messenger
>>695234062
>user was banned for this toast
>>695238367
you're not allowed to put a g next to a b like that anon
>>695232858
22, US, feta
>>695234062
>France
MODS MODS MODS
>>695237833
He's not french so it's fine
>>695238007
medfag here. MAOI's are somewhat out of favor and obsolete. Change meds. consult doc for proper med management. Entire practices now often don't have a single Pt on an MAOI. Or are you getting it from tea as part of the two part process to get high like certain South Americans? That's also not recommended and often goes wrong. Don't do it. Not to mention to drug interactions that can kill you. OMG.
>>695237983
>Colby Jack
> Italian
You do realize Colby Jack isn't an Italian cheese, nor is it typically enjoyed in traditional Italian cuisine? Also, Italians make up only 14% of the states population. The rest are niggers and Germans.
Figure your shit out you uncultured, uneducated little faggot.
>>695234062
sweet justice
>>695238459
But I don't have Maltese font, so tough cookie
>>695238165
That sounds bomb as fuck. Thanks /b/ro
22. UK, on a farm in Worcestershire.
A stronger Wensleydale.
So good on a cracker.
>>695238082
I accidentally had tiger toast once (vegemite and cheese on toast, extremely high in tyramine). I went into hypertensive crisis. I live by myself so as soon as I felt the blood rush to my head I banged on my neighbours door yelling "PARNATE" and collapsed on his porch.
29
North West UK
Extra Mature Cheddar
>>695238390
please dont
>>695238605
>getting overly angry
Typical new yorker
18, illinois, colby jack is fucking amazing
I'm 8
>>695238718
>I accidentally had tiger toast once
i hate when that happens
>>695232858
27, CT, Burrata
>>695239178
sharpie in pooper and post pics
>>695232858
27
US
A toss up betwixt guyere and dill havarti
27, Spain. Manchego
25, Flurrida, Gruyere
>>695239304
Never u can't make me I'm an innocent little girl
>>695238581
It's an off label prescription for schizophrenia.
Have you had schizophrenia before? Because for me the choice is pretty obvious.
>>695232858
21
england, bristol
don't like cheese
>>695236529
He meant he hasn't had cheese from the US and not the type of cheese called American. Context matters dude.
20, Norway, Oluf Lorentzen's Brie de Paris
Although if it's cheese WITH something, I'd have to go with Bleu d'Auvergne
19, Englando, anything that isn't maggot cheese, but I guess fave is brie
24, US - NY, Mozzarella
Tastes great on top of an omelette.
>>695239710
> England
> doesn't like cheese
Wew lad
>>695240029
sorry
>>695236487
You are a fucking desgrace to our people. Get the fuck out of Italy.
>>695232858
i'm italian but i have to admit my favorite cheese is emmenthal
I am 12 and what is this...I like mozzarella group
24, US (michigan), Velveeta
22, Syria, jbnehh
>19
>Virginia
>Brie
>>695232858
26, Italy, Asiago
>>695239710
>>695236487
can someone ban these niggers for not liking cheese?
>>695236487
i really can't think of a better reason to kill yourself than to dislike cheese
>>695232858
34
NL
sweet pecorino and camembert
>>695240175
>Velveeta
That's a brand, not a type of cheese.
>>695239212
Try avoiding foods with tyramine and see how long you last.
>>695232858
20, California, Fromager d'affinois
>>695234062
Look we tolerate a lot of shit on this website but we've had it up to here with you fucking vegans. I'm just glad the mods took a break from shitting in their mothers mouth to finally do something.
>>695240627
fuuuuuuck food boner
>>695232858
25, Texas, nut cheese
UK, 20, Caciocavallo podolico
Anyone have some delicious cheese related creations?
>>695237023
>Australians
>"Culture"
>>695241083
I have some of this sweet cheese pizza
>>695240571
tried. couldnt.
19, louisiana, human breast milk cheese
>>695241271
not cool
18/USA
Blue cheese
I dont get it how people can eat that stuff, cheese is so disgusting
>>695241532
shit. pic was shat on by mods
got another, this time behind 4Pass, CANT REMOVE THIS ONE NIGGERS
>>695241433
Right on bro
39 Canada applewood smoked aged ched.
Old fags represent.
24,DC,Lays Sour Cream
>>695232858
32, Murrica
Havarti.
>>695232858
27, yurp, dick cheese (I have uncircumcised penis, hence yurp, hence dick cheese)
I eat my own dick cheese.
>>695232858
40
Halifax,NS, Canada
Applewood smoked cheddar
>>695241756
Dude how the fuck do i get gold??? I legit cant figure this shit out.
31, Houston, Texas, USA, North America, northern hemisphere, planet earth; Romano
>>695232858
35,
The best damn state in the best goddamn country on this beautiful blue Earth.
Extra sharp aged cheddar.
>>695240627
Otherwise known as Brie. Nice try faggot. You ain't no foodie
>>695232858
22, USA, Muenster
Colby Jack gets some love too tho
>>695241998
>planet earth
Thanks for clarifying that.
>>695241971
My nigerian!
>>695242190
>>695241998
are you in alpha centauri or andromeda doe???
36, Kansas city Missouri, 10 year cheddar.
who else likes Fromunduh?
Is camembert any good?
What does it mean if your poo is black and tarry
>>695240175
I think he means govment cheese. From Michigan after all. Also fucking gross dude.
>>695232858
22, Virginia, ColbyJack
France
19
Gouda
and Fourme de Montbrison
>>695242484
Internal bleeding.
27
Arizona
Smoked gouda
>>695242479
>>695242004
I'm from NC too faggot
>>695232858
24, USA, Swiss hands down. Sharp cheddar cuts a close second though.
>>695242614
This. Upper gi bleed. You dead son!
21, Florida, wensleydale with cranberries
>>695242004
Only extra sharp? I get 10 year aged at Osceola cheese.
21, England, Brie. With red grapes and cream crackers.
>>695242710
ayy lmao
y'ain't one of the durham nigs are ya?
>>695242484
Too much cheese.
18, Missouri USA, Port wine
25, england, cheesestrings
>>695242479
Brie is better. Camembert is a little more pungent and less creamy. I think the flavour of Brie is more appealing, too.
>>695232858
fuck cheese
>>695233536
I like sharp cheddar too but idk if I'd like it any sharper.
>>695236778
New yorker here. Can confirm states are insanely different. Never been to texas, but Ohio is a fucking hell hole. Google strip mall and that sums it up
>>695242897
nah, I'm from Hendersonville. Not all of us are rednecks and black people, some of us are alright. You?
>>695242883
forgot to post pic
>>695232858
20
Avondale, AZ
gouda
>>695232858
31, White, US, Blue Cheese
>>695232858
18, Midwestern US, and either Colby Jack or Munster
>>695232858
23, Earth, Sargento, if not- then Delhi cheese, imported swiss, lacy swiss is good...
Got some today...gonna make a sandwich later,
On a portraguise roll, with mayo mustard, bacon ham and cheese.
I cook the bacon in the over, it's the only way to truly eat bacon.. The bread's toasted lightly enough to crunch without breaking apart.
I make sure each side is even before the press.
>It comes out perfect every time.
20, US, Pepper jack
>>695234062
Good thing the mods start banning faggot French vegans
>>695232858
48
northern europe
roquefort
>>695243474
What kind of blue cheese, anon? There are a few different types and they're all pretty different.
If you don't know what it's called, just tell me: is it crumbly or creamy? And does it taste sour or just really strong and pungent?
22, germany old amsterdam
34, The Netherlands. Leidse Kanter
27, The Netherlands, Oud Amsterdam
28
Australia
Dried cock cheese
26, netherlands, nut-cheese
>>695237263
kek
>>695233350
There are like 365.000 different kinds of Swiss cheese, man.
>>695232858
18 America
I love provolone or havarti
>>695244063
>>695244156
He likes them all
>>695232858
49, German, Appenzeller
35 france, summer beaufort
>>695234062
Mods are a bunch of degenerates eating rotten milk out of teats of strange animals....
Sounds right for /b/. Also I am a vegan
>>695244252
And your also a faggot
>>695243283
I dick around in Fuquay. Little quiet nowhere town with a bunch of old buildings and nice bars.
>>695242004
I'm also from Texas. 24 sharp cheddar or Colby jack.
29 , Qc city Québec
En crotte tabarnak
>>695237137
Mah niggah.
48, Oregon, port salut
>>695243347
I came.
>>695232858
31, usa, pepper jack
>>695244420
Why do you hate french vegans so much? I bet you are a trump fan!
>>695243830
Not going to lie, I just buy it crumbled. No idea what type it is but it is probably more of a strong taste than sour.
50, France, Reblochon
>>695234062
He was banned because he typed "I'm" wrong.
20, Croatia, Paški sir
>>695232858
24
Italy
Asiago
>>695240749
>I'm just glad the mods took a break from shitting in their mothers mouth to finally do something.
This made me laugh so hard I cried. Thanks anon for lighting up my day.
>>695244767
Vegans are faggots because they always have to tell people they're vegan. Seriously, no one cares. Go shove a stalk of celery up your ass elsewhere.
>>695244791
If it can crumble at all you're doing it right. When I was in Paris they served me this Gex Blue shit, which was sour as hell. Now I make sure the only blue I eat is Stilton blue that hasn't been overmatured.
STOP FALLONG FOR THESE HONEYPOT THREADS YOU RETARDS.
They must be looking for something, lots of those today
Fuck off. Gimme some beer, cream crackers and whatever block of cheddar cheese the supermarket has and I'm happy.
Fuck you I could go with some cheese and crackers. and a beer. A good few beers.
>>695232858
44, Canada, oka artisan
>>695233969
And how old are you?
>>695242431
Makes me think of the Missouri position.
>>695245759
just because it's a honeypot doesn't mean it's not an interesting thread you fucking dip. People love cheese.
31, Argentina, Gruyere