Waifu claiming thread.
>High BOOM! Edition
Previous:
>>695227341
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Remember: If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster
Fran
>>695232769
i want a kettle
Filthy early bake.
(But still better than the shitposter thread, even if Megumeme is a shitposter himself)
This has a gun in it (technically)
Katja-sama claimed
>>695233077
Take this
>>695233103
Aren't we all just shitposters?
Hello!
>>695232769
You're fake and you'll change soon I know it.
>>695233472
Some are worse than others.
>>695233409
What is it?
>>695233263
Hey Nyarko
>>695233154
Fish
>>695233496
New Chen!
>>695233472
probably
People need to realize light tanks are for scouting, not sniping
>>695233472
COOOoooooowwww....
>>695233732
What do you want it to be?
>>695233154
fishy
>>695233583
cunt
>>695233154
feeesssshhhhh!!!!!
>>695233732
Fran!
>>695233771
Why is she sad?!
The usual.
>>695233732
>>695233791
>>695233921
hello
>>695233103
Ok judge
>>695233641
True, how are you?
>>695233754
But its a tank so obviously it can fight just as good as anything else.
>>695233771
Fluffy Hair, how are you?
>>695233771
Is it the launch codes?
>>695233921
Kagami!
>>695233984
Are you up to anything?
>>695234126
The usual greeting
>>695234142
You up to anything?
>>695234252
(you)
>>695234279
I'm good, you?
>>695233984
She wishes for attention from another.
>>695234142
bubbles
>>695233921
Kagami
>>695234298
All aimed for the middle east~
>>695234279
SShhhh....
How are you?
>>695234474
shiro
>>695234298
I'm just here, trying to befriend people! How about you?
>>695234593
Hello Yuuko, what ya up to?
I have a thing for bad bitches.
>>695233583
>says the one who ran out of Megumin pics
>>695234279
Light tanks aren't quite effective considering the only things to fight are other tanks
>>695234616
I'm keeping an eye on you
>>695234763
ew/10
>>695234593
Time to remove Kebab once and for all!
>>695234616
I'm not sure anymore. I've been here a while
>>695234593
>She wishes for attention from another.
Yukko is a shitposter?
>>695234376
Same, had to wake up early today though so that sucked.
>>695234593
Not until you tell me how you are.
>>695234861
Exactly.
>>695234298
no
>>695234593
yes
>>695234861
Me too! Do you like how she looks?!
>>695234894
Wow! Fran must have a lot of friends, I envy you!
>>695234593
We all need some from someone who matters!
Seriously noone has watched a movie by Clint Eastwood? Wew lads
>>695234669
>>695235070
My stomach hurts, but i'm great!
How are you on this blessed day?
>nice people made a return
>>695234763
ew
>>695235070
Mh I see, I've been just feeling kinda nervous for stuff that's going on irl, which is making me feeling a bit sick.
It's stupid stuff, but I can't help it.
Kinda annoying.
>>695235139
Just shit posting
Same really, though I'm going to play some Magic soon
>>695235178
And some lewd things, also a share of that
>>695232769
quick claim and then bed. I'm feeling really sad, for really stupid reasons. I'm stupid
superior autism claimed
>>695235351
Magic? as in the gathering?
Reminder that the deal still applies to next thread.
>>695234824
Seriously, you're a fucking ugly little cunt mate, and if I ever see you i'm gunna slit your fucking face wide open yeh? You're a fucking angry little fucking spastic. OK, right, let’s, first off, uhh you’re seventeen so you’re not even old enough to play the game, you’re from Scotland not Nigeria and you annoy people and put them on YouTube ‘cos you’re a cunt, which I totally agree with. So why don’t you crawl back up your mum’s fanny and die? Right, I’ll tell you what, you fat little cunt, you’re borin’ you don’t sound Nigerian at all so go fuck yourself… GO AND FUCKING CRAWL IN A DIRTY DANK LITTLE HOLE WHERE YOU FUCKING COME FROM, YOU DIRTY DRAGON EATIN’ LITTLE FUCKING SPASTIC. Right, OK, the ‘dragon’ comment was probably a little bit fucking over-the-top, but at the end of the day you’re fucking borin’. Every single person who watches your videos are fucking stoopid. They’re fucking ignorant little cunts. And you’re just a fucking retard.
>>695235750
>KYS
>not KY
yourself is one word.
>>695235281
I'm alright like I said, any reason why your stomach might be hurting or did it just come out of nowhere?
>>695235292
I know that feeling I get it all the time, for stuff probably dumber than what you're nervous about but like you I just can't help it.
Hope whatever it is it works out and you can get to feeling better.
>>695235281
every time i see that gif, i think it's chara
>>695235398
I feel you. Sleeping it out usually helps a lot.
>>695235934
KY is someone clueless.
>>695235415
Yes. I'm a huge nerd
>>695235750
Balls
>>695235750
Spacey
How's it feel being alive?
>>695235949
Way i slept, diet, because i'm white? Who knows...
>white people be always complaining about their stomachs
TELL ME HOW YOU ARE
>>695235986
Chara is a great anon so i'm fine with the confusion
>>695235889
lol k mr salty
>>695234142
her right arm looks like a dick
>>695236321
You're p. cool fran.
>>695235949
Yup, exactly the same for me.
And thank you very much, I hope it works out aswell.
>>695235750
Furfag
>Chino claimed
What's up everyone?
>>695235771
Reminder that no one cares.
>>695236677
this cutie
roll
>>695234142
you say things other than fish?
>>695236321
Screws
>>695236379
Am i alive?
>>695236625
Is this better
>>695236379
You sure you didn't eat something funny or do anything different today?
>>695236912
Furfaggotry at 200%
>>695235281
I am fine.
>>695236864
It's your choice.
>>695237091
If your goal is to stop me from making threads, you're gonna be disappointed.
Not to mention the fact that I'm fine with other people making them as long as it's not you.
>>695236874
Oh hey Sachi. How are you?
>roll :o
>>695236677
Chino
>>695236912
yes you are. My pets prove it~
>>695237033
I woke up feeling bad. Shit happens.
Could be from any cause really. Even stupid stress is an option.
>>695237041
Great
>>695236677
hello ice fairy
Shit poster signing in
Shiro is a fuckin pedo
>>695237529
:^)
>>695237406
Yuuko
>>695237423
I'm not Cirno, but hello
>It's Chino
>>695237529
Everybody knows that
Gas the Jews
>>695237643
i want to put my penis in your waifu hue hue
>>695236912
Pet.
>>695237406
Ah alright, hope you get to feeling better.
>>695237643
Fuck off goyim
>>695236321
fran? is this the wisco fran?
>>695237277
Your contradicting yourself, if you are so fine with someone else making the thread than why are you still talking about it?
>>695237827
Answer the dame question cow!
>>695237900
>what's a conversation?
>>695237418
I think this may be shopped, can't say for certain though
>>695237638
oh well, still an qt
>>695237406
no.
>>695237827
Touch.
>>695238100
Thank you. Your waifu is pretty cute as well
>checked
>>695237900
Because you're the one bringing up how you're gonna spam every thread if I make them, so technically you're the one bringing it up, I'm just responding to what you bring up.
Plus you're pretty entertaining when you try so hard to post at 151 pics, I even managed to make you post the threads with the right rules.
>>695238312
Hello Chino, what ya up to?
>>695237937
I already did.
>>695238224
How are you?
>>695238456
Hello! I'm not really up to anything. Just posting here. You?
>>695238224
Then love for you proves it~
>>695238483
Not good enough bby
I want details from your life.
>>695237643
shino
>>695237323
im tired
how are you?
r(:)oll
>>695238432
Everyone is going to see how much of a selfish autist you are when you make the next thread at the cost of everybody else's time just for your pride.
my waifu.
>>695238456
Is that supposed to be shiro? She don't dress like that. Also why are you madly in love with a waifu who basically acts five years old when shes not murdering.
oh yeah the pedo thing. it all makes sense now
>>695238770
Ayy lmao
>>695238664
Listening to some music. Starting to really enjoy Danny Brown.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgCU3rC6tqU
>>695238792
We're ALL pedos on this fine day!
Chuuni back from the mall
>>695238746
I doubt anyone really cares if you spam the thread, you aren't the first to do it and you won't be the last, you're just wasting your time honestly.
>>695238740
I'm tired too.
>roll
>>695238858
Oh nice
>>695238671
Never.
y'all gonna be jelly on my perfect waifu
>>695239015
Heya.
>>695239195
You're so cruel...
>>695239235
hey cutie
>Rikka
>>695239048
You're speaking for everybody ITT again.
>>695239235
Megumin is MeguMINE
>>695239015
How was the mall?
>>695239235
Cute
>>695239580
Furry eyelashes
>>695238483
Fine.
>>695238671
One sided.
DID SOMEONE JUST ASKED FOR SHITPOSTIGN :DDDDDDDDDDD
>>695239015
Hi crazy waifu
>>695239414
P-please don't show anyone....
>>695239433
Nah, not for everyone, I'm sure someone is annoyed by it, but a big majority of people isn't.
>>695239825
>>695239414
Stop posting my waifu
>>695239871
Believe it or not you aren't the majority of waifu.
>>695239520
Keep dreaming buddy.
>>695239580
The mall was fun I returned something and then took the money and bought some books with it!
>>695239808
Oh now I am crazy?
>>695239825
Too late I already showed everyone the panties
>>695239682
So much cruelty today...
>>695236552
Yay
Mostly EDH, but just built a modern
>>695236912
Cat balls
>>695237850
Yep, I'm going to be at Kitsune con on Saturday
Sorry, playing magic
>>695239871
And you are still putting your pride over the minority of posters anyway.
i claim tracer
>not 3d
>>695240043
Well you think you're magic
>>695240073
Syndras always salty
>>695240043
I used to enjoy books, but I'm not too sure anymore. I enjoyed biographies mostly when I was into books.
>>695240073
I won't be cruel to ya, hun.
>>695239988
>>695240145
But I never said that, you're failing again at comprehension.
I'm just basing off what people say about shitposting in general in here, since I'm here for a lot of time and I see what people say about it.
Why am I even bothering replying anyways?
You're just gonna make up more stuff to keep this argument going on anyways, aren't you?
>>695240172
Top-tier claim
Miho claimed
>>695240073
Yuuko-chan <3
Video game waifus are just as bad as 3D waifu.
Claiming Seaport Hime.
>>695234474
Hey Shirobro.
>>695235949
Hey Cowbro.
>>695240043
You're so m-mean, Rikka, why do you embarrass me like this?
>>695240288
Hey Miho. Long time no see
Claimed
>>695240332
Hello, you up to anything?
Nico is mine
>>695240537
Nope.
>>695240519
G'day mate.
>>695240140
look what i got fam
>>695240311
just look at her c̶a̶m̶e̶l̶t̶o̶e̶ qt face
>>695240288
>Miho-chan <3
>hugs
>>695240519
smug
>>695240549
emi
>>695240204
In a nice way
>>695240244
Thank you
>>695240204
I dont think I am I know I am
>>695240244
Why dont you like em any more? I lost my love for them but it has returned to me
>>695240422
Because its cute when you are embarrassed! We all love them, we all took turns sniffing them
>>695240140
Have fun at comic con!
I was told there was a karen in here.
>>695240438
Hello loli
>>695240693
>Hugs <3
>>695240626
Sup m8
>>695240693
yuuko
>>695240752
I'm not too sure. If you toss me a good book, regardless if it's 700+ pages, I'll finish that in a day or two, but it's not my main thing anymore. I'm more into music now.
>>695240995
This is an impostor.
>>695240752
R-rikka!! You didn't, did you? I mean you wouldn't do that? Oh uh...
>>695240602
We're going to end up with one of every monster girl soon
>>695240686
Tracer is low tier
>>695240752
Oh, then perhaps you can show me some of your magic power
>>695240898
1/3
>Yoko.
>>695241306
>>695240898
2/3
>Yoko.
>>695240693
>In a nice way
no
>>695240898
3/3
>Yoko.
>>695241147
I gotcha we all move on from stuff I love both but to be honest music has my heart way more than reading does~
>>695241249
But I did and we all did it was really fun actually we might do it again later today~
>>695241306
Alright then! Here goes my shield!
>>695241147
No.
I'm alt-shinoa
>>695241761
Cutie.
>>695240984
Hello. How are you doing?
>>695241639
>>695241726
>>695241806
Why was i asleep fml
>>695241881
Yea, I just thought about that.
>>695241775
You've always been really polite in your way of telling people commit suicide ever since you first came around.
You're nice in disguise im sure. ~
>>695241761
Bullseye
>>695241761
Hey! I've watched the anime a long ago, she's really cool!
ITS BEEN ONE WEEK
>>695242068
>You're nice in disguise im sure. ~
You say that about everyone, you are far to optimistic.
we are watching Love live on the stream.
>>695241306
>ran yakumo
>calling other's claim low tier
Hey guys, i need a waifu that hasn't already been claimed. any suggestions?
>>695242230
I should give people a chance before writing them off no?
At least i'd like it if others did.
>>695242385
Tama, KanColle
>>695242373
Nice waifu
>>695242385
Kuma from Kancolle.
>>695242087
It's a really good show. A little unconventional at times, but one of my favorites.
I have a lot of respect and love for this character as well.
>>695242068
>>695241885
Yes, hello there.
Switching to lurk mode. Goodbye
>>695242385
Chara from undertale
Nobody claims her
>>695242445
If you assume everyone is an asshole you will be right 99.99% of the time.
>>695242385
Almost all KanColle girls
Cookie from Iron Blooded Orphans
>>695241809
J-j-just give them back! You're the only one aloud to see them.... You treat me like I'm your plaything....
>>695242562
Kek
I'M FAST AS FUCK, BOI!
>>695242572
Eh, but if i did that i can't expect anyone to ever give me a chance
>yuuko