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ITT we explain our favorite TV shows plot very badly


>Sad highschool teacher wants to help his old student learn chemistry before he retires.
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>>695230574
Maximum bump
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Red/yellow sonic
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Bald guy is bad cop.
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>>695231412
Flash
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Hot zombie girl solves crimes
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Depressed Italian juggles hectic home life with trying to run the family business.
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One of the most important figures of history dies.
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>>695230574
Farmer wants to move to France. Brother beats him to it.
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>>695231605
The shield
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A generic nuclear family constantly verbally abuse there devoted Christian neighbor
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>>695231791
Arrested Development?
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>>695231928
Nope
>>695231868
Yep
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>>695231791

This is actually 100% correct as opposed to OP's.

(Sopranos)
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>>695231791
Sopranos.
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It's like Frankenstein, only instead of one monster it's lots of robots and the whole thing happens in space.
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>>695230574
White trash loves drugs and poverty. Dont tell me what happened in season 5
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>>695232069
Win.
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>>695231915
Simpsons
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>>695230574
Badass old scientist hangs out with weird teenage boy all the time
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>>695232445
Rick and Morty
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>>695232134
Trailer Park Boys??
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>>695232445
Please try harder, newfriend.
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>>695232580
Yeah. Rather than Doc and Marty.
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>>695231816
Man in the High Castle?
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5 friends fuck eachother then move apart
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>>695232733
It's tv shows, not movies.
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Interracial, homosexual pair hides stuffed dog around their flat.
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>>695232837
Nope.
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Men riding bikes kill men who piss them off.
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>>695233033
Scrubs . Also kek
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>>695233033
scrubs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Four fucked up little kids.
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>>695233033

I had to think for a moment; I'd completely forgotten about the dog.
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>>695233089
Sons of anarchy
>>695233205
South Park
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>>695233205
Rug rats (relying on the theory that the twins are one person )
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Happy man with mooshy hair puts cooler on paper until he dies
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>>695233325
Yes to SoA.
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>>695230574
One of my best buds is a fucking frog who eats way too much, has delusions of being a god and I have to carry around from place to place

The 'black' lady is pretty cool and we have fun working together

The puppet makers made me a huge ole' sandbox and I get to invite all my friends over to play and I get to have fun all day long and lord it over everyone like the good ole' boy I am (memphis born amen)

seriously, I get to work with my wife and relocate my family to australia and my boat talks back to me like a giant turtle and I probably took WAY too many drugs when I was playing football in high school

i love the fucking english and australians; they are really cool--except the fuckers who try and keep the peace, ya know--total pricks they are

my dad can't make up his mind if he's a police officer or works for the space program, but he's a helluva motorcycle rider for sure !

protip:
i'd manscape, but it's just too...far...to go
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>>695233325
It was South Park.

>>695233408
Was South Park but interesting guess.
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>Some New Zealanders form a band in America

I cant think of a way to explain it badly
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Some guy dies causing everyone to die. Also, an Asian teen is a whore. Then Jesus rises from the dead
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>>695233477
Color*
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>>695233611
This seems like a low budget show whatever it is.
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Orange ninja says faggy shit.
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>>695233671

bob ross.

no clue what his show was called
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Sentenced to 15 months of nonstop fucking.
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>>695233477
The Joy of Painting.
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>>695233844
It was called the Joy of Painting.
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Can't tell if boy or girl
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>>695233844
Yep. Bob Ross : beauty is everywhere
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>>695233871
Orange is new black?
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Always talks to himself, does strange shit.
His mentor doesnt take him serious.
He has to help people.

big tip [spoiler] eeeeagle! [/spoiler]
lil tip [spoiler] every episod name starts from "My ..." [/spoiler]
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Power dynamics of an interracial group of women.
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>>695233740
Yeah, super low budget. /s/
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Bunch of tourists get stranded on an island and argue with eachother for 3 years
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>>695233477
bob ross
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>>695234054
Lost
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Just got this captcha. Thought it was interesting
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>>695234054
Fucking lost lol
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>>695234054
lost it on that one, pal ^
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>>695234054
lost
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>>695234057
>>695233882
>>695233844
I was hoping that would be harder.
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>>695233837
Naruto,
Believe it!
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Grossly underqualified therapist endangers vital diplomatic and scientific operations.
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People in the south wander around trying not to get om nom nomed.
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>>695234352
human centipede
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>>695234411
Duck Dynasty? lol
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Sun, sand, and slow motion boobs.
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>>695234411
true blood
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>>695234499
Bizzay Watch.
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some professional faggot working a normal job at day time and the same faggot being a h4x0r at night. He is a l33t hacker
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>>695234560
Mr Robot.
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>lonly man joins a club to help the world and do projects with people like himself
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>>695234006
Scrubs
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>>695234345
Yeee.
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>>695231756
iZombie
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>>695234541
No
>>695234552
Yes
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A thousand year old is best friends with a trashcan. Old guy likes an alien and they all go on adventures together.
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>>695234427

What? No.
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Drunken alien gets away with everything.
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Bad cop is also good cop
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>>695234760
Dr Who?
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>>695234411
walking dead
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>>695234838
Yup
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>>695234760
Obviously Star Wars.
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>>695231791

>wake up to wizard every morning
>thought artemis was a greek goddess
>maybe just a civil war hair tonic
>fucking LOVE trains
>always lose the grille, tho
>despite my pretty blue eyes
>maybe big guy will GRANT me something nice after all
>things are just doubly wild 'round these parts
>blakula just couldn't cut the mustard, could he?
>i'll always be the only one wearing da vest
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>>695234825
Nope.
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>>695234611
Should've made it harder
Correct
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>>695234633
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>>695234776
Ricky Spanish and The Smith family
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stupid kid doesn't quit climbing around on castle walls like he was fucking told to and basically fucks everything up for everybody
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>>695234560
I would've never guessed that /s
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>>695234911
GoT
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>>695231791
The Simpsons
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>>695234911
Game of Thrones incest scene for 600 please.
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Sheriff gets shot, wakes up to find that people are dead. Hooks up with black chick, shit is so cash.
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>>695234905
close
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>>695234866
Nope

>>695234911
Come on, you're not even trying
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Murican dad
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Sick faggots walking around n shit
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>>695235032
>>695234838
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>>695235032
walking dead
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>>695234910
Hahaha Ricky Spanish is my nigga
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>>695234911
That one show about a throne and people play board games for it
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>>695230574
Niggers being Niggers and white folk being even worse
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>>695235123
Gangland?
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>>695235123
The Wire
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Gay, black guy, ratchet, racist, mentally changed catlady, loser are in the same team fighting crime.
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>>695235075
friends
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>>695235111

Kevin Rammage > Ricky Spanish
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>>695230574
Everyone balds. Except Nazis.
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>>695235186
Every power rangers season?
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>>695235186
Scooby Doo
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>>695235252

The Strain?
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A troll doll comes to life and wanders the countryside eating garbage
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A gay dude rides around in a van solving crimes with a lesbian, a rich girl and a stoner who probably fucks his dog.
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>don't talk about it
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>>695235186
reno 911
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>>695235245
Dan Ansome Handsome soaks my undies
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Pinochio kills other fake boys.
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>>695231816
>>695232102
>>695232937
>>695233611
>>695234017
>>695234352
>>695234760
Still unsolved lads.
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>>695235340
thats scooby doo
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>>695235111
Check'd.

Thread is now about Roger.
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>>695235197
Nope
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>>695235177
Indeed
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>>695235340
Scooby Doo obviously
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Kid grows up in a post-apocalyptic land with his dog.
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>>695234006
Rurouni kenshin lel
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>>695235303
Nah I was doing Breaking Bad. OP's description wasn't poor enough for me.
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>>695235111
>dylan just can't seem to find his way out of the shrubbery
>almost kissed the sang-man
>from the frying pan into the fire
>worked for da man, now i'm an inmate
>running through the maze of life
>now i'm hungry like a wolf
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>>695235271
>>695235273
nope
>>695235352
yep
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>>695235462
The fact that there aren't more american dad/roger threads depresses me
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Ed Edd n Eddy living in a trailer park
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>>695235462
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>>695235186
gotham
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>>695235800
Check'd again.
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Spooky show. Every year, a different spook but same spookers.
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small child runs away from home, brings friends and leaves them every time, abusing small animals along the way
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>>695232102
battlestar galactica
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>>695234760
Futurama.
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>>695236040
Haha yes.
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(No Video Signal Detected)
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>>695235950
Murrican horror story. Easy.
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>>695235948
Does anyone have a gif or webm of this full scene?
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>>695236050
Bingo.
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>>695232102
Star Wars
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>>695235948
This thread was destined for roger
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but cilantro is still GOAT
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>>695234760
Futurama
Fry is from 2000
Ends up in year 3000
Friends with a robot
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Egotist with no qualifications judges others with no qualifications.
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>>695236143
Yup. Here's your reward.
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>>695234017
Orange is the New Black.
2nd Guess is The View.
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>>695234870
anyone?

>>695233520
really..no guessess?
let me spark your memory:
with this one it was just too hard to keep the pieces....
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>a guy wants to be the president of the USA
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>>695234870
Hell on Whells.
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>>695236503
Wheels*
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>>695236264
>>695235948
>>695235895
>>695235800
>>695235462
>>695235367
>>695235111
>>695235063
>>695234910
>>695234776

Requesting a separate Murcian Dad thread when this thread 404s
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>>695230574
this is a movie but whatever
>no survivors
>4u
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>>695233597
Flight of the Conchords baby
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>>695236436
it was OITNB, but the view works too, not that you mention it.
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>>695236503
nope, but you're heading in the right direction, young man
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>>695230574

But thats exactly what happens.
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>>695236547
>>695236547
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High quality engineer - specialist uses robohand, made for space missions, to jerk himself off
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Sad police man goes around scotland, being naughty and hangs himself
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Good cop is actually bad but good cop in disguise
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>>695236620
Hmm...Deadwood?
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worst manchild ever is incredibely good at his job for some reason and everyone around him is equally retarded
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>>695232937
Futurama?
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murder in smalltown quirky detective arrives
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>>695232937
Friends.
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>>695236749
Twin Peaks
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Mfw I don't know any of these shows
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>>695236562
start one on /wsg/, so many summerfags who post shit on /b/ which belong on other boards
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>>695236651
No I'M WHEELS!!
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>>695236708
close, but doubly...wilder !
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>>695236414
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>>695236685
i dont remember the title, but i remember there was something about filth?
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Cool murders in a small town where nobody is cool, not even the killer
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>>695236727
Brooklyn nine nine
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>>695236948
Yeah the title is filth
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>>695236852
just realized i posted a movie and sequels instead of a tv series, so...my bad...at least one of the hints was an earlier tv show (but it went straight to the dogs, didn't it?)

look again >>695235733
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>>695236336
Yep, but

>>695236050

beat you to it.


>>695236475
The Apprentice
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Old man in an old vehicle picks up young girls to fight bad guys
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Crime Drama set in New York where gangs heavily influence power in the prison

The Unit Manager was in Body Snatchers and one of the Aryans were in Zootopia
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>>695235952
nobody?
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>>695236813
Winner. Not my favorite show though
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Emotionless bald with mustache and ginger cowboy that do experiments with the help of a dumb guy, an Asian maths guy and a hot girl
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>>695237162
michael weatherly and jessica alba (he dated her briefly, didn't he?)

dark angel
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>>695236981
nope
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Guy who works at Police department has relationship issues due to his love of blood
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>I don't have any real friends
>If do drugs a lot, but I'm not a junkie
>If I can't figure my problems out for myself I'll ask /b/
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>>695237317
oz
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A Jew and his canine companion go on adventures in medieval Europe.
Hint: animu
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>>695237429
Dexter
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Bunch of 1 dimensional characters you couldn't give a fuck about talk shit to each other in the most unnatural way ever witnessed on television.
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>>695237430
The first if is supposed to be I
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police officer lolzzz (XDX)DXD)XD) and locks perps while giving absolutely no shits. his name is jake peralta
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>>695237429
hannibal ?
Dexter ?
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>>695237506
90% of all tv
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>>695237429
Dexter. That was mine too lol
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>>695237468
definately pokemon
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>>695234870
wild wild west with robert conrad

maybe i'm digging back too far for you guys?
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>>695237588
nö
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>>695237531
Brooklyn nine nine
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>>695237611
I imagine most people here havent watched many 60's tv shows.
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>>695237506
The news.
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>>695237468
Cory in the House
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>>695237557
Yes but try to be more specific
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>>695237468
Adventure time lol
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Charlie Brown as Superman
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>>695233520
farscape with ben browder and claudia black

sigh
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>>695236953
Fargo.
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>>695237506
Saturday Night Live
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>>695237787
One-Punch Man
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>>695237506
Big Brother
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>>695237748
almost, just 4 letters short
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>>695235733
Mazerunner

not a tv show, i know, but still
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>>695237787
Anime =/= tv show
fucking degenerate, go be a weeb somewhere else
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A dog and a child go on an acid trip to kill monsters.
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>>695237877
ayy guess who wins a cookie
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Hitler won
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>>695237911
I can see why you'd think that, but no
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>>695237955
Adventure Time
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>>695237490
Correct
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>>695237955
Venture time
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>>695230574
some crazy guy starts a group to fuck up the economy and steals from creditors
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>>695237989
Amazing Bug Wars
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>>695237546
Dexter
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>>695237955
Come up with new shows instead of the ones already posted
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>>695237383
Nope.avi
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>>695237576
Correct
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>>695233611
Jojo
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>>695235657
A boy and his dog
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>>695238081
Nope, Finds a funny movie about merica wining
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>>695238018
>>695238043
This was obviously too easy. Damn.
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A guy and his blind friend start their own business
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>>695238177
Man in High Castle
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>>695238124
Nope

>>695238175
???
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>>695230574
This is most successful thread ivev ever started. Am I cool now?
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>>695238262
ye
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Nigga is scared of flying, but not of fighting. The whites are cool, too.
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A sex addict, an emotionless dude, an Asian, a Russian, and a black lady have adventures in space.
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>>695238431
A-Team
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A woman has a mental breakdown thinking her kid is talking to her through Christmas lights.
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>>695238431
A-Team
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>>695238313
no one on /b is cool
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Aye hacker and his friends hacking around and fighting the bad guys with supercomputers.
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Incompetent cat listens to classical music all day long
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>Guy is depressed and is head of his hospital's diagnostics department but he doesn't know how to do medicine so he hires other people.
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>>695238697
House
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>>695238544
>>695238560

Right.
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The adventures of a bunch of sluts in New York
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>>695238697
Pic related
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>>695238697
It's probably lupus
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>>695238847
Friends
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Main star is ugly feminist. Show's audiences are secretly happy an ugly woman is on tv.
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>>695239013
Nope. Think sluttier
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>>695238549
I have no idea but it sounds interesting.
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>>695239079
Big Bang Theory
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>>695238847
Sex in the City
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>>695239162
Ding ding ding.
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>>695238303
Eh it's a movie but I just realized it is adventure time
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>>695231816
izi

its der untergang
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People fighting and having sex. Bad cgi. Forced labourers
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Man fucks other man up mentally, fucks up other people physically.
Also eats them.
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>>695238549
Stranger things
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>>695239344
Hannibal?
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Bunch of fucking Brits led by a Scottish bloke who have to constantly deal with past issue's

(will be incredibly surprised if anyone gets this)
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>>695239344
Hannibal
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>>695233611

Anyone care to guess before I tell y'all the answer?
Hint: Someone already answered it in a different post.

>>695239254
Yep.
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>>695238697
Scrubs
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>>695239365
Hell yeah. Just finished watching it.

Good show man.
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Dick marries the first girl he sees then he tries to bang the second. Loses her to a fat guy who can hip-hop dance.
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>>695239432
the IT crowd
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>>695239533
I enjoyed it
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>>695238514
Star Wars Episode One
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>>695239546
Only watched the first ep bt is it Last Man?
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>>695239342
Planet Earth
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>>695239667
It's a tv show.
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Some loser Brits do drugs and the coolest dude dies at the end.
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>>695239593

Nah
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>>695239432
Not The Thick of It?
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>>695239746
Nope
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>>695237941
>except anime = tv show unless it's an OVA
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>>695239593

May have made this way too vague but who doesnt like a challenge.
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>>695239747
You know what I meant
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>>695239932
Ah damn I should've suggested that too. Peter Capaldi is a genius.
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>>695237771
Ir cant be... Adverture time is in the future, and isnt anime
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>>695239932

Nope
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Colonel Quaritch and an ex-cop building communism in a Jurassic Park
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guy who never pisses and never takes a shit kills tons of terrorists
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>>695239706
Yeah. It gets really good dude. I loved it
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>>695240322
Spongebob
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>>695239432
dr who
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>>695238514
A bald guy, a robot, a samurai-cosplaying orc and a blind black french man have adventures in deep space
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>>695240378
wrong
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>>695240501
That's just 1 Brit at a time though.
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