Here we go again. first 24.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Here we go again.
first 24.
Niggachu
Professor Oak
The Wiggles
James
>>695167462
Kazegeta
Claires
The Medicine Seller
Sad News
Swampman
>>695167614
>mint nigger
Jimmy Nelson
Tommy and Mark
Pepsi Man
Metaknight
Skwisgaar Skwigelf
Agent J
Nude Wanda
Inspirational Dylan
Baterist tomboy
No Minors
I'm really desperate for sex. I've tried fapping with used tampons and condoms (when I'm lucky) because it's the closest I can get to sex. I've licked them. Tasted them. Drank them. Eaten them. I tried fapping with used diapers that I find in McDonalds and from my neighbor (who has a 3 year old kid who is cute). I go through her trash. But because of the hormone pills she takes, she seems to never have periods (?). I do all of this in my bathtub while drunk.
I wish I was a zoophile. That way, I could buy a dog and have sex with it and be happy forever. Or I wish I was a mortician and then I could just have sex with the corpses. When I was young I was really into Pokemon. I remember being attracted to certain Pokemon which resembled real-life animals.
I am thinking of having sex with animals as a last resort. Like a horse or a dog. Except right now I can probably only afford a cat/kitten. I'm not even attracted to animals. I want to have sex with a human. :( But I have no choice and I hope animals will be enough. :(
So how is the sex with animals? If I bought a kitten and trained it to love sex, will it have sex with me willingly? If I bought one which is so young that its eyes are closed and I trained it to love sex, will it love sex with me? Fuck, I don't even like bestiality. But I am so desperate...
How does cat sex work? Does he/she just do it like normal sex? Is there any ejaculation? I'm guessing I can't actually put my penis in a girl cat but what about my tongue? What about a boy cat?
This seems to be my only recourse. :( :( :(
>This is a tribune
Muffet
Crying gurl
McGangBang
Shorty
Nathan Explosion
Leonardo
Katia
Nuisance
>>695167777
FUCKING CHECKED
Gatowomyn
Gay Absol
>>695167777
How can my tribute compete against quads?? We're all screwed!
AE86
>>695167868
LAST ONE NIGGERS
Ronald McSmooth
Vince
Birthday Doge
>>695167777
Witnessed
Party raider
TheReportOfTheWeek
Dio Brando
Hobbes
Kairi
Enemy Apache Incoming
The entire population of the UK
Phil
It's now 48.
Diddy Kong!
(Revolver Ocelot)
Dschinghis Khan Motherfucker with the Cape
Tabby
Fez
Dank Weed
Velouria
>>695168231
Thanks for informing us OP.
Got your main man in this one
>>695168243
Swordman
>>695168258
Think that's 48
Bubble bass
Bump
>>695168526
Whoa there homie, please don't share any more pics like this, I have a rare medical condition, which makes it so that my penis will literally explode if it becomes too erect.
>>695168854
k
>>695167869
BRUTAL
>>695169116
More where that came from
BUMP NIGGERS
>>695169047
Almost got me there
Rest in dicks, OP
:3
Hunger games threads are like sex: when they're good, they're the best, and when they aren't good, they're still enjoyable
>>695169406
These take forever to do man. be patient
>>695169406
48 takes a while, just bump it in the meantime anon
>>695169406
Nah hes resting ON dicks
>>695169546
Well said anon, well said
Someone sing me a song while OP untangles himself from all those dicks
Free card anyone?
>>695169668
Why thank you anon!
From my personal favourite HG thread.
>>695169796
Gordon Ramsay
HEWOW AM I WATE FR TH THEED
>>695169881
When a guy on the HG thread is using Internet Explorer
>>695169604
>>695169617
>>695169625
Just a prank, boys. i just wanted an excuse to bump the thread. Have some shitty porn
>>695170058
Kek, fair enough
>>695170019
>I PWAYING GAM RIE
>>695170122
>>695169796
sauce?
>>695170122
You have my attention...
>>695170353
>HELO MIE FHELLAO EAUWTTIZM FERENMD
Bumperino
>>695170716
>IF WO LEP MH PWAY HANGR GAM WO BE FREEN
bump
How does it look? did i mess anything up?
>>695171128
Looking good.
Let's go.
I should also note that thing hate any text that isn't a letter.
>>695171128
Looks good boss, fire it up
>>695171128
Where is I'm really desperate for sex. I've tried fapping with used tampons and condoms (when I'm lucky) because it's the closest I can get to sex. I've licked them. Tasted them. Drank them. Eaten them. I tried fapping with used diapers that I find in McDonalds and from my neighbor (who has a 3 year old kid who is cute). I go through her trash. But because of the hormone pills she takes, she seems to never have periods (?). I do all of this in my bathtub while drunk.
I wish I was a zoophile. That way, I could buy a dog and have sex with it and be happy forever. Or I wish I was a mortician and then I could just have sex with the corpses. When I was young I was really into Pokemon. I remember being attracted to certain Pokemon which resembled real-life animals.
I am thinking of having sex with animals as a last resort. Like a horse or a dog. Except right now I can probably only afford a cat/kitten. I'm not even attracted to animals. I want to have sex with a human. :( But I have no choice and I hope animals will be enough. :(
So how is the sex with animals? If I bought a kitten and trained it to love sex, will it have sex with me willingly? If I bought one which is so young that its eyes are closed and I trained it to love sex, will it love sex with me? Fuck, I don't even like bestiality. But I am so desperate...
How does cat sex work? Does he/she just do it like normal sex? Is there any ejaculation? I'm guessing I can't actually put my penis in a girl cat but what about my tongue? What about a boy cat?
This seems to be my only recourse. :( :( :(
>>695171128
>WI ARN I PWAY GAM
>>695171342
>>695171342
It won't fit.
>>695171342
Up your anus
>>695171615
>>695171629
Perfect timing.
>>695171615
Fucking Wandas already dead
>>695171822
Her nudity did not save her
>>695171615
Niggachu high AF
What a Bad Orb.
F for Dio
>>695172133
Let us not all forget dylan and what he fought for.
He will never truly die if we carry on his spirit
Irony.
>>695172349
Kek, i remember that.
Didn't he win?
What are you doing Meta Knight?
>>695172477
Yeah
>my life was forever scarr... changed.
>>695172732
>Crying gurl cries herself to sleep
wew
Guess he's not such a borb after all.
boomp
The report of the week will win
>>695173170
>Jimmy Nelson will win
FTFY
>>695173108
Stupid shorty
>>695173296
Full respect for whoever your tribune is
>>695173170
Fuck
F for McGangBang :'(
>>695173528
Mine's ocelot this time, I'm the mgs squad poster
>>695173528
Swordman's my tribute and i wish luck to Jummy Nelson, let's make this a fair fight.
>>695173913
>>695173829
Best of luck to everyone
I hear thunder and rain now so that may be why my internet is slow.
RIP Ocelot
>>695173829
>>695174013
I fucking jinxed it
>>695174271
Fuck you Fez, you dirty bastard
>F for (Revolver Ocelot)
Now rooting for Jimbo
>>695174345
Feel better, man. Fez is dead.
>>695174434
Its hate but more DARKER
>>695174658
Pepsi Man delivers swift justice
fuckin savage car
>>695174820
Damn, Niggachu was lit before. Now he's really lit.
>>695174820
Weed getting higher
can you post mor faster op?
OP is a fag
Bamp, keep em comin OP
dead
Declare Jimjen winrar?
>>695175969
Obviously, no contest
>>695176111
Trips of truth
Kairi clear winner
Thunderstorm > OP
Please declare my tribute winner. I've never won.
>>695176359
Kek, he got struck by lightning and is now kill
RIP Jimmy Nelson
Third Baseman of the Braves
Ill give OP like five more minutes, anyone else want to host?
>Non Jimmy version
>>695176658
I'm sorry my internet keeps on going out.
should i post code in case it goes out?
>>695176658
Whoever hosts it, make it 48 tributes
>>695176775
spidey just left too god damnit
>>695176846
keep posting pls
Again sorry about that. it's fucking annoying but by some miracle i'm able to do it again.
>Be Jimmy Nelson
>Forced to return to Hunger Games
>Plots deep shit with Claires
>Waits for lightning
>Times fastball to hit the ceiling when lightning strikes
>Succeeds
>Carried out of arena by helicopter
>Notices Craig with the gamemaster
>"Wtf craig"
>Knocked out
>Awoken by Ryan Braun
>"Wtf Ryan I was having a good dream"
>"Bad news Jimmy. They blew up the thread. There is no Jimmy Nelson thread."
>pissface
>>695177362
Nathan and Borb planning something sinister
Savage Borb
>>695177538
>Jimmy Nelson screams for help
Shit's going down
>Event imminent
>>695177778
I feel so ashamed /b/oys
>>695177740
Almost got you, Jimmy. Keep on your toes.
>>695177778
Kill yourself
>>695177778
>>695177896
if Jimmy doesn't win I will for sure
>>695178162
dammit my boy Pepsi Man died
>>695178428
The dream is over
>>695178428
All hope is lost.
>F for Jimbo
Gonna hit the bed when this is done
>fcuk you vinc
Sorry about all that, i hope someone else can start a new thread.
>>695178659
Anyone?
>>695178813
You're a monster Vince, go beat up another hooker
time to go to the fap thread then
Awaiting salvation
