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Here we go again.

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Niggachu
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Professor Oak
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The Wiggles
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James
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>>695167462
Kazegeta
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Claires
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The Medicine Seller
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Sad News
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Swampman
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>>695167614
>mint nigger
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Jimmy Nelson
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Tommy and Mark
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Pepsi Man
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Metaknight
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Skwisgaar Skwigelf
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Agent J
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Nude Wanda
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Inspirational Dylan
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Baterist tomboy
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No Minors
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I'm really desperate for sex. I've tried fapping with used tampons and condoms (when I'm lucky) because it's the closest I can get to sex. I've licked them. Tasted them. Drank them. Eaten them. I tried fapping with used diapers that I find in McDonalds and from my neighbor (who has a 3 year old kid who is cute). I go through her trash. But because of the hormone pills she takes, she seems to never have periods (?). I do all of this in my bathtub while drunk.

I wish I was a zoophile. That way, I could buy a dog and have sex with it and be happy forever. Or I wish I was a mortician and then I could just have sex with the corpses. When I was young I was really into Pokemon. I remember being attracted to certain Pokemon which resembled real-life animals.

I am thinking of having sex with animals as a last resort. Like a horse or a dog. Except right now I can probably only afford a cat/kitten. I'm not even attracted to animals. I want to have sex with a human. :( But I have no choice and I hope animals will be enough. :(

So how is the sex with animals? If I bought a kitten and trained it to love sex, will it have sex with me willingly? If I bought one which is so young that its eyes are closed and I trained it to love sex, will it love sex with me? Fuck, I don't even like bestiality. But I am so desperate...

How does cat sex work? Does he/she just do it like normal sex? Is there any ejaculation? I'm guessing I can't actually put my penis in a girl cat but what about my tongue? What about a boy cat?

This seems to be my only recourse. :( :( :(

>This is a tribune
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Muffet
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Crying gurl
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McGangBang
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Shorty
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Nathan Explosion
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Leonardo
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Katia
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Nuisance
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>>695167777
FUCKING CHECKED
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Gatowomyn
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Gay Absol
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>>695167777
How can my tribute compete against quads?? We're all screwed!
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AE86
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>>695167868
LAST ONE NIGGERS
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Ronald McSmooth
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Vince
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Birthday Doge
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>>695167777
Witnessed
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Party raider
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TheReportOfTheWeek
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Dio Brando
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Hobbes
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Kairi
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Enemy Apache Incoming
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The entire population of the UK
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Phil
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It's now 48.
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Diddy Kong!
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(Revolver Ocelot)
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Dschinghis Khan Motherfucker with the Cape
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Tabby
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Fez
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Dank Weed
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Velouria
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>>695168231
Thanks for informing us OP.
Got your main man in this one
>>695168243
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Swordman
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>>695168258
Think that's 48
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Bubble bass
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Bump
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>>695168526
Whoa there homie, please don't share any more pics like this, I have a rare medical condition, which makes it so that my penis will literally explode if it becomes too erect.
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>>695168854
k
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>>695167869
BRUTAL
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>>695169116
More where that came from
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BUMP NIGGERS
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>>695169047
Almost got me there
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Rest in dicks, OP
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:3
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Hunger games threads are like sex: when they're good, they're the best, and when they aren't good, they're still enjoyable
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>>695169406
These take forever to do man. be patient
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>>695169406
48 takes a while, just bump it in the meantime anon
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>>695169406
Nah hes resting ON dicks
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>>695169546
Well said anon, well said
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Someone sing me a song while OP untangles himself from all those dicks
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Free card anyone?
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>>695169358
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>>695169668
Why thank you anon!
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From my personal favourite HG thread.
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>>695169796
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Gordon Ramsay
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HEWOW AM I WATE FR TH THEED
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>>695169881
When a guy on the HG thread is using Internet Explorer
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>>695169604
>>695169617
>>695169625
Just a prank, boys. i just wanted an excuse to bump the thread. Have some shitty porn
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>>695169864
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>>695170058
Kek, fair enough
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>>695170019
>I PWAYING GAM RIE
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>>695170122
>>695169796

sauce?
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>>695170122
You have my attention...
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>>695170362
No
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>>695170353
>HELO MIE FHELLAO EAUWTTIZM FERENMD
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Bumperino
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>>695170716
>IF WO LEP MH PWAY HANGR GAM WO BE FREEN
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bump
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How does it look? did i mess anything up?
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>>695171128
Looking good.
Let's go.
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I should also note that thing hate any text that isn't a letter.
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>>695171128
Looks good boss, fire it up
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>>695171128
Where is I'm really desperate for sex. I've tried fapping with used tampons and condoms (when I'm lucky) because it's the closest I can get to sex. I've licked them. Tasted them. Drank them. Eaten them. I tried fapping with used diapers that I find in McDonalds and from my neighbor (who has a 3 year old kid who is cute). I go through her trash. But because of the hormone pills she takes, she seems to never have periods (?). I do all of this in my bathtub while drunk.

I wish I was a zoophile. That way, I could buy a dog and have sex with it and be happy forever. Or I wish I was a mortician and then I could just have sex with the corpses. When I was young I was really into Pokemon. I remember being attracted to certain Pokemon which resembled real-life animals.

I am thinking of having sex with animals as a last resort. Like a horse or a dog. Except right now I can probably only afford a cat/kitten. I'm not even attracted to animals. I want to have sex with a human. :( But I have no choice and I hope animals will be enough. :(

So how is the sex with animals? If I bought a kitten and trained it to love sex, will it have sex with me willingly? If I bought one which is so young that its eyes are closed and I trained it to love sex, will it love sex with me? Fuck, I don't even like bestiality. But I am so desperate...

How does cat sex work? Does he/she just do it like normal sex? Is there any ejaculation? I'm guessing I can't actually put my penis in a girl cat but what about my tongue? What about a boy cat?

This seems to be my only recourse. :( :( :(
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>>695171128
>WI ARN I PWAY GAM
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>>695171342
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>>695171342
It won't fit.
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>>695171342
Up your anus
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>>695171615
>>695171629
Perfect timing.
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>>695171615
Fucking Wandas already dead
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>>695171822
Her nudity did not save her
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>>695171615
Niggachu high AF
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What a Bad Orb.

F for Dio
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>>695172133
Let us not all forget dylan and what he fought for.
He will never truly die if we carry on his spirit
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Irony.
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>>695172349
Kek, i remember that.

Didn't he win?
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What are you doing Meta Knight?
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>>695172477
Yeah
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>my life was forever scarr... changed.
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>>695172732
>Crying gurl cries herself to sleep
wew
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Guess he's not such a borb after all.
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boomp
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The report of the week will win
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>>695173170
>Jimmy Nelson will win
FTFY
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>>695173108
Stupid shorty
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>>695173296

Full respect for whoever your tribune is
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>>695173170
Fuck
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F for McGangBang :'(
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>>695173528
Mine's ocelot this time, I'm the mgs squad poster
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>>695173528
Swordman's my tribute and i wish luck to Jummy Nelson, let's make this a fair fight.
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>>695173913
>>695173829

Best of luck to everyone
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I hear thunder and rain now so that may be why my internet is slow.
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RIP Ocelot
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>>695173829
>>695174013
I fucking jinxed it
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>>695174271
Fuck you Fez, you dirty bastard
>F for (Revolver Ocelot)
Now rooting for Jimbo
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>>695174345
Feel better, man. Fez is dead.
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>>695174434
Its hate but more DARKER
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>>695174658
Pepsi Man delivers swift justice
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fuckin savage car
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>>695174820
Damn, Niggachu was lit before. Now he's really lit.
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>>695174820
Weed getting higher
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can you post mor faster op?
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OP is a fag
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Bamp, keep em comin OP
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dead
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Declare Jimjen winrar?
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>>695175969
Obviously, no contest
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>>695176111
Trips of truth
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Kairi clear winner
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Thunderstorm > OP
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Please declare my tribute winner. I've never won.
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>>695176359
Kek, he got struck by lightning and is now kill
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RIP Jimmy Nelson

Third Baseman of the Braves
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Ill give OP like five more minutes, anyone else want to host?
>Non Jimmy version
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>>695176658
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I'm sorry my internet keeps on going out.

should i post code in case it goes out?
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>>695176658
Whoever hosts it, make it 48 tributes
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>>695176775
spidey just left too god damnit
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>>695176846
keep posting pls
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Again sorry about that. it's fucking annoying but by some miracle i'm able to do it again.
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>Be Jimmy Nelson
>Forced to return to Hunger Games
>Plots deep shit with Claires
>Waits for lightning
>Times fastball to hit the ceiling when lightning strikes
>Succeeds
>Carried out of arena by helicopter
>Notices Craig with the gamemaster
>"Wtf craig"
>Knocked out
>Awoken by Ryan Braun
>"Wtf Ryan I was having a good dream"
>"Bad news Jimmy. They blew up the thread. There is no Jimmy Nelson thread."
>pissface
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>>695177362
Nathan and Borb planning something sinister
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Savage Borb
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>>695177538
>Jimmy Nelson screams for help
Shit's going down
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>Event imminent
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>>695177778
I feel so ashamed /b/oys
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>>695177740
Almost got you, Jimmy. Keep on your toes.
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>>695177778
Kill yourself
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>>695177778
>>
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>>695177896
if Jimmy doesn't win I will for sure
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>>695178162
dammit my boy Pepsi Man died
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>>695178428
The dream is over
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>>695178428
All hope is lost.
>F for Jimbo
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Gonna hit the bed when this is done

>fcuk you vinc
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Sorry about all that, i hope someone else can start a new thread.
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>>695178659
Anyone?
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>>695178813
You're a monster Vince, go beat up another hooker
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time to go to the fap thread then
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Awaiting salvation
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