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>>695166275
But why would you have argon and co2 on the same cart?
>>695166385
>
FUCK
>>695166948
I think that's acetylene and oxygen m8
I really
really
>>695166275
You could probably throw those in a fire and nothing would happen, some small sparks aint gonna do shit
really like this image
>>695167931
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>695167425
Why would someone put gasses in bottles not meant for them?
>oxygen = green
>acetylene = red
>argon = brown
>CO2 = not sure but thinking blue
>>695166275
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph573b7fc029250
>>695168239
Why do i find this shit so fucking hilarious
>>695166917
sicker than your average nigger killer
>>695168759
I really really really like this image. Mind if I save it?
>>695168829
twist niggers heads off
>>695168431
fucking lost
>>695169036
Save my friend. It's all yours.
>>695168289
This made me laugh, I hadn't realized that they did those hilarious descriptions!
>>695168143
Shoulder is the gas type indicator, white is O2
>>695169394
Holy shit. Those are starburst armor-piercing rounds. Highly illegal. Haven't seen them since Nam.
>>695167739
Get fucked m8. Acet is gaseous death in even "small" quantities, and heavier than oxygen sinks to floor to make death by fuck you even more likely.
I know, i fucked your mum. Son.
>>695166648
I really really really like this image.
>>695169899
No dude. Those are just the skittle remakes from WW3. The real Starburst rounds were outlawed in the revolutionary movement.
I lost so hard.
>>695166275
>>695166275
Welcome to 2015
>>695167711
Sauce?
>>695170642
lost
>>695169495
Lost
>>695170724
*2009
ftfy
>>695170191
No, it's not the skittles. Common misconception. It's the lik-m-aid rounds from Desert Storm IV. A bit before WW3
>>695167731
you fucked up XD
>>695167167
This isn't funny at all please do yourself and everyone else the favor of deleting it and never posting it again. I really don't even see what you thought was funny there. Maybe this was some type of social experiment. If so, please check the box labeled "not funny" and then follow the aforementioned instructions. We appreciate your cooperation.
>>695167747
You almost had me you motherfucker.
>>695168437
The Onion
>>695169813
In aus, would be g size boc :
Maroon acet
Blue w band argoshield lt
Fuck knows why, perhaps its a kamikaze purge
>>695170067
In the case of leakage it really doesn't matter where the sparks go in the shop.
The fact that the guy running the grinder is on the other side of the shop isn't going to save you if there is that much gas.
>>695171111
How has nobody noticed the quads?
>>695171509
Nice meme
>>695171052
I don't know man. It'd have to really be the Full Metal Jelly Bellies from the 31st crusade during the first Superbowl.
>>695171825
I really really really like this image.
>>695167992
Melon? Hahahahah I got that!!! Nice one!!!! ))) ) )!) )))) Can I save this?
>>695168143
I run a diesel shop and both the oxygen and acetylene are in black tanks. The oxygen is twice the size of the other tho.
>>695168431
thanks lori
>>695169495
Dammit. Lost.
>>695172140
Fucking kek. Saved
>>695173278
long but worth it
>>695172737
>>695172868
>>695168143
>still bickering over 2 year old bait.
>>695172140
my sides XD
>>695172153
for a klansmen he's still a nice guy
giving out racist candy is the nicest racist thing to do
>>695173577
<but I can't even blue text
>>695172140
Bump so hard for a kek
>>695173577
wait so i just
<bluetext
>>695174020
>>695173577
you fucking lied to me
>>695173577
<I can read that
<anyone can read that
>>695171788
>I'd choose a species before choosing a gender
lost
>>695167455
was not expecting that, fucking lost
god damn it
>>695166948
>on the same cart?
Half the cost of using 2 carts
ill carry this whole god damned thread if i fucking have to
>>695169495
It aint easy being cheesy.
>>695174374
What happened to the rest?
>>695174310
there's more where that came from
>>695174744
idk i wasnt there. found it on a ylyl a couple days ago
>>695172153
Fuck outta here with that 9fag shit
>>695174754
Got a name of who makes that?
>>695168437
because The Onion does satire better than most
>>695175179
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=deathbulge
>>695171788
thanks for the nightmares
>>695175039
My buddy is saying that there were updates to it, the lady who pulled up only talked to the parents, and she came back with another car.
>>695169599
lost
>>695175179
look at the bottom of the pics, the webcomic's called "deathbulge"
>>695175187
Pls help with this one, I'm retarded.
>>695175555
Kek, also check dem quads
>>695175574
cos b, learn to math m8
>>695175574
Cos b
>>695167711
check-em
>>695168608
Lost
>>695167711
>>695170807
that's gatta be efuckt
that one dude that trolls wannabe whores is fucking hilarious.
http://efukt.com/20918_The_Trolling_Of_Wannabe_Pornstars.html
>>695175555
check'd
>>695175574
the equation equals cos b. it's basic highschool math man.
>>695175784
>>695175808
God damn it, I used to know this shit. Thanks, anons.
>>695175574
When you take SIN and divide it by TAN, you get GUM. The variable 'b' remains the same.
sin(b) / tan(b) = gum (b)
That's Bill Gumbee. He rapes people.
>>695175376
oh yea? do u happen to know where one would find it?
>>695175944
Haven't used trig in over 20 years. I asked because I used to know it. Fuck aging. Pretty funny anyhow.
>>695171111
I thought it was funny.
But... the quads prove me wrong, it wasn't actually funny.
>>695176084
Unfortunately no, im also looking for it
>>695173577
>Green is better
>>695176270
All flaming aside, what's supposed to be funny about it?
>>695174744
Here's the full one
>>695173702
>for a klansmen he's still a nice guy
Its Southern Culture. Heck, the whole point of the Klan was to push Blacks out of towns in the least violent and angry way possible. Lynchings weren't typical.
The Black Knights(aka elite guard of the northern KKK) were assholes though
>>695174697
Fuck I lost to that
>>695176560
>The Black Legion
Fixed
>>695176492
Thank you so much. I needed this in my collection.
>>695172140
Not even funny until that final line.
>>695176492
Wasn't there even more? I remember another anon lived in the same area and was willing to bring him food and stuff.
>>695176140
I lost the game, along with my fucking sides.
>>695175784
>>695175808
>>695175944
autistic liars
>>695176058
real
>>695171111
Wasted those quads on saying you don't get the joke. Kys.
more deathbulge
>>695176701
I dunno, this is the only one I've seen
>>695173577
<o no u trick me :,(
>>695176875
There is no joke.
>>695175187
See, this is why girls feel excluded from math.
Triggernometry is highly related to rape.
>>695170408
Fucking destroyed
>>695170724
but its 2016?
>>695176140
fucking bean boy
Ok
>be me 02:00 (am)
>live in shit city
>playing Pokemon go
>just hatch two 10Km eggs
>people talking to me
>half ass replying to answers
>suddenly my ass and junk is grouped
>realized I fucking stopped in front of a whorehouse
>whore asks why am i about to cry
>"my phone just died"
>she lifts my shirt and liks my nipple
>start walking away
>whore ask if im sure i don't want to fuck
>"i'm sure"
no lie don't even know what all i said to them.
i wish i would of got hit by a car instead.
>>695176492
aw dude fuck yea. god bless u
>>695177310
>would of
Did she bonk your head too? You're typing like you might be concussed.
>>695177310
Nice advertisement. You fuckers are almost as bad as those Overwatch shills.
>>695177450
lolololol
>>695175829
Smiled
>>695177136
You're a joke though. So.. Hmm..
>>695173577
>red text is better
>>695168289
good material
>>695168143
we get our Acetylene in brown bottles and oxy in green. though our oxy is roughly twice the size or the acetylene though
>>695169394
if this was my bitch... she wouldn't have gone outside in the first place
>>695172689
My favorite map is Trigger Happy
I cant stand this shit anymore. Am i the only one who notices that these stupid fucking trap threads and blacked threads happen at least 3 or 5 times in a matter of 15- 30 minutes? It has to be fucking tumblrinas. I was in a thread on
/pol/ awhile ago and this guy was talking about how he found out that some mods or other cucks were making it their mission to post trap and blacked threads at least 3 times an hour. Thread was immediately deleted. The guy theorized that tumblrinas or jews were posting trap and blacked porn in order to make sure people saw it and eventually accepted it, eventually making a good majoritiy of the internet pc. Please spread this shit. Last time I saw someone mention this the post and then thread got deleted.
>>695168143
Oxygen is green. Acetylene is white at our plant. Argon is like a red/brown color
https://youtu.be/wm3gd-Wf_XE
>>695177994
>Dat filename, sent my sides to the astral plane
>>695179486
I've noticed that too man. In all honestly I think that if this shit continues /b/ will become more cancerous than it has become in recent years.
>>695179486
>I cant stand this shit anymore. Am i the only one who notices that these stupid fucking trap threads and blacked threads happen at least 3 or 5 times in a matter of 15- 30 minutes? It has to be fucking tumblrinas. I was in a thread on
>/pol/ awhile ago and this guy was talking about how he found out that some mods or other cucks were making it their mission to post trap and blacked threads at least 3 times an hour. Thread was immediately deleted. The guy theorized that tumblrinas or jews were posting trap and blacked porn in order to make sure people saw it and eventually accepted it, eventually making a good majoritiy of the internet pc. Please spread this shit. Last time I saw someone mention this the post and then thread got deleted.
>>695175187
sin (b) / tan (b) = sin (b) / sin (b) / cos (b) = 1/1/cos(b) = 1 * cos (b) = cos (b) for you dense kids
there's no joke here, just "the cosine of b is equal to cosby"
>>695167711
why did you cut the part when she get facefucked ?
>>695179377
You use more oxygen to heat the metal up until glowing red then use the acetylene when you pull the trigger. Thats why its twice as much
>>695180108
>alliteration
>>695176140
Real human bean?
>>695179836
I lost
>>695170642
fucking lost
>>695180199
i know how torches work. the image they're both the same size. you want to run oxygen around 40-70 pounds Acetylene around 7-8 pounds thus the larger oxygen tank.
>>695180412
do you even know what an alliteration is? am I the only one who went to school?
̸̨̢ͫͫ̈́̅ͨ̎̌͌ͬ̍̃ͪͯ́͛̚҉̷̺̠͔̝̫͕̞͎̫̰̣̥̗͓̫̝͈̮̞
>>695179486
Oh, you dont say.
>>695176488
It's copied from another greenstory in hotel
>>695170909
Lost
>>695166948
>Uroboros
>>695168968
That's not funny, the pure insanity it would take for this to be the most benign way a person could interpret fucking "no pickles" baffles me.
Holy fuck.
>>695179034
>if it's printed on paper it must be real!
>>695182037
Tiny kek
>>695169899
>>695170191
>>695171052
>>695171812
Are you guys being fucking serious? FIRST off they stopped utilizing starburst rounds/skittles rounds in mainline warfare RIGHT after the drafting of the Geneva Convention. They caught dirt in the air and caused eternal burning.
Those are actually F4G-G3T explosive rounds. The only people that still use them are the Romulans.
>>695166948
God damn I want to rim him while he sucks himself then make out with him and swap his cum back and forth after he busts in his mouth. Then have him be the big spoon and cuddle with his dick pressed against my ass all night
>>695168569
What is this?
>>695182642
The whole fucking time I'm thinking how pissed i'll be if he comes out white.
>>695182396
almost lost
>>695182642
i wasn't ready for this
>>695182642
holy shit where can i buy this per the tonne and where can i rent a gajillion washing machine thingos?
>>695182396
>a sign from above.webbum
>>695169142
Wtf, this is going to far
>>695181666
Rolling for a picture on my hard drive
>>695182737
but he didnt though
>>695176219
Nice one
>>695182737
so, are you pissed now?
>>695183112
Reroll
>>695167711
Why the fuck is he wearing a fez? Isn't a fez a turkroach garment?
>>695183230
Shit reroll
>>695168141
Title got me
>>695168968
what is this, parasite eve?
>>695172140
>>695173278
>>695173665
>>695173879
>>695176694
The oc for this is a website called textastrophe com or some other domain. He has loads
>>695176962
Haha fucking bloody hell I keked so hard mate.
>>695181832
>in hotel
I don't understand
>>695167252
damnit
>>695183779
girls name
>>695176140
Please be real
>>695172573
lost
>>695173665
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX;XXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>695183908
mfwihnf did this couple of weeks ago
>>695171111
quads for truth
>>695183174
>europe
lost
>>695172140
>You know how it is.
I'm actually on the fucking floor right now.
>>695184514
The repetition of that line is the only funny part. It's damn funny though.
>>695179827
Strange cause here oxygen is blue/black and acetylene is red.
They really need to standardize this shit.
>>695184611
Wat
>>695184904
>continuing to beat this horse
>>695185079
Name? This shit is too good
>>695185079
Sauce?
>>695183644
SOURCE?!
>>695185079
I must know the continuation to this
>>695185404
Terraformars
>>695185372
>>695185374
>>695185406
Boku no Tales of Titillation: Sailor Warrior Akko
>>695172648
welp
>>695173577
i still want to read that comic tho
>>695182634
Garfield the Cat
>>695169142
actual source.
>>695185711
Kkk rally got nigged up by white antifas and three people got stabbed in that spot
>>695166275
can't spot the laugh on this one
check'em
>>695185451
>Terraformars
hardy har har
If u not fap to that pic ur mother will die
>>695185404
comedyshortsgamer
>>695186035
I could fap to that tbh
>>695185404
nakamori reiko and koite haruka
>>695172648
Noone sees ayy lmao?
>>695174044
Nigger you dumb.
>>695186132
Testing<
>>695167805
Falco mains
>>695186132
it's fake<
>>695177450
>asian
>>695183885
"Kat" i think
>>695186400
Well that's part of why the image is funny. You don't have to write a thesis on why something in a ylyl thread is funmy, just laugh and move on
Am i doing it right <
RAMMEN RAMMEN RAMMEN RAMMEN
RAMMEN RAMMEN RAMMEN RAMMEN
RAMMEN RAMMEN RAMMEN RAMMEN
RAMMEN RAMMEN RAMMEN RAMMEN
>>695171944
I smell a marth falco main
>>695172085
To soon man to soon
>>695187214
it's been 20 years dipshit
>>695180108
wrote too much
cos(b) is more or less pronounced Cosby, that's the entire joke
>>695182396
an outburst of laughter I did
>>695166275
Don't see anything wrong?
>>695179034
Why do none of these fuckers fold the freshly printed paper to at least give it some semblance of being genuine?
>>695187161
Dammit lost
>>695171969
Original?
>>695167672
>>695167731
Shut down!
>>695170067
>death by fuck
>>695187306
There are things time cant heal man
