Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Remember: We are all mad here
>>695160790
>We're all mad here
>
Good kitty~
Hello everyone!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66zZ_kgQ1Ng
>>695161158
Hello emi!
>shinoa
still here
Idiot claimed
>>695160790
Only a little?
Meme claimed.
I make my glorious reveal
>claimed
>>695161327
Noticed
>tfw I was supposed to get drunk with Noire but he's kill 4 hours ago
Kill me
Ama claimed
>>695160790
That's my girl
get sexy for daddy
Tristana claimed
I'm off this for now
It's been a blast everyone
>>695161397
I should have noticed you last thread
Fuck, this album gets better and better each time I listen to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpAwrkmzmp0
>>695160323
Hey, that's pretty good. Could see a lot of crazy antics coming from it, sounds like a fun read.
>>695160884
Damn, I don't have a pun.
>breaking ankles of animals
>That dog
That was some nasty shit man. Yeah for fun I was always down for it, doing it on a team put me off. Too lazy huh? I feel ya on that, although that's a nice skill to practice.
>>695161158
Heyo Emi, what's good?
>>695161493
Rest in piece Boss.
>>695161251
Hello! How are you?
>>695162235
Hey there, ahh nothing really. Listening to some Deftones. You?
Tohsaka Rin claim
>>695162235
Thank you, best tsun;-;
>>695161493
>
Poor lil ship
>>695161903
Night tristy!
>>695162045
You notice me last thread or me noticed you?
>>695162235
Must be hard finding one
Fucking kek at that
I play better on teams. I can't do 1v1. It's real nice but I wanna learn more skills like Cooking or handy man work
>>695162378
I'm doing fine. Yourself?
>/waifu/
>>695161493
Meant this gif
>>695162703
>/kirino/
>>>>/brotherfucker/
>>695162652
I didnt studder
>>695162652
I love your smug face btw, well off for now
>>695162663
Can't think of you you are. Sorry m8 :/
>>695162703
>tsunato
>smugnato
>
My waifu: Louise Françoise Le Blanc de La Vallière
>>695162886
Stutter*
>>695162776
>>>/incest/
>>695162886
Oh
>
>>695162927
Take care now lol
>>695161493
W...wanna get fucked up with me??
>>695161046
I have tried I have won some but I gotta catch em all
>>695162652
>>695162763
Thank you, lil' smug
Up to anything?
>>695162989
a liar
>>695163084
Bitch
>>695163138
Mmmhmmm
>>695160790
>>695163240
Watching food wars. You?
>>695163282
Oh hey yuno
>>695163468
Such a scary sensei ;~;
>>695163554
In my heart and dreams she does
>>695163088
It's hot. I fapped to it dw. You're ok Kirino... Wanna be my sister?
>>695163554
you're*
>>695163213
Since you asking nicely..
:^)
>>695163648
Complaining to ya
So many foodgasms in that show~
>>695162652
I'm alright I guess. can't complain!
>>695163648
Play cs:go with me
>>695163648
wrong
>>695163213
It's okay little one, in time. No need to rush, there's only so many hours in a day.
>Sanae
Kamui claimed. <3<3<3
>>695160790
>We are all mad here
Yes, we are.
>>695163833
Oh God yes
>>695163856
Whoo! Have something to make your night a bit lighter
https://youtu.be/6HwzAY5IDsA
>>695163928
K
>>695164018
Madoka?
>>695162378
Sounds good. Not a whole lot, went from comedy specials to listening to Eurobeat.
>>695162471
Anything you need Boss. What's on the agenda now?
>>695162652
Your puns won't stop coming though.
I know right? That's one of the greatest thing that came outta any sport. Same, not good enough for 1v1, better with assists. Those are valuable too, can find a more reasonable career.
Decided to make sure my game worked first.
>What the fuck, this match was soooooo amazing~
>Makoto
>>695164224
no
>>695164227
>cumming*
Fixed it for ya
The cool trick shots, dunks, break ankles, etc. I think its because I like passing the ball too and when I'm in 1v1, the opponent is ALWAYS all up on me. Like being a Hackerz?
>>695164510
Yay!
>>695164526
Ummm another hint!
>>695163833
im already 3 in where are you at girl??
>>695164033
Did I already win yours??
>>695164224
Awesome, isn't it~?
>>695164227
Not much on that agenda besides still getting drunk..
Yourself?
>>695164685
Shit forget pic
REVOLUTION CALLING
REVOLUTION CALLING
REVOLUTION CALLING YOU
>>695164526
I would guess that you are just some inferior pink
>>695164685
Hurry up
>>695164224
lmao thank you, I'm going to share that in my discord chat
>>695164227
LOL that's quite a leap
>>695164685
here
>>695164765
you'd be right
>>695164693
In a way, you did. I have to lurk now. Stay cute.
>Sanae
>>695164685
That is the single most damage I've ever done in a match on ANY ship!
>Second highest is Bongo at about 110k damage or so
Ya see, I was a cheeki cunt, and flew both my torpedo bombers over to where their carrier start at, and just took it out within the first few minutes, so their team had no air support, meanwhile I was sending out torpedo bombers left and right. This match made me a happy Makoto.
>>695163739
It is.
no
>>695164695
And the cooking makes me wanna cook too
>>695164841
I got you fam
>>695165014
:/
>>695165333
And with to confirm all of that too
>>695165385
Worth a shot
>>695164693
On my 9th shot~
>>695165385
pedophile
>>695165546
was it worth it?
i dont think it was
why did you even ask
>>695165552
>being an alcohol
>>695165050
Alright cutie <3
>>695165552
Damn it I hate your speed
>>695165516
You're so smug it's cute.
>>695165697
no u
>>695165516
Right? But I cook so bad to begin with kek
>>695165750
>not being on alcohol
>>695165783
Kek, will you try to caught up?
Yuno claim
>>695164764
Did somebody say revolution?
>>695166031
I'm too terrified of alcohol ruining my life and I can't drink, you know this.
>>695165975
You
>>695165904
Thank you!
>>695166031
Dude I feel you
>>695166272
is it because you're underage?
*insert clever way to claim Blair*
Well, it's been days since I last checked in.
How is everybody?
>>695164685
Thanks :^)
Can't forget those. The dunk competitions, alley-opps, and everything else make the sport compelling to watch. Play, not so much. Kek, yeah there's no room for that in 1v1. Need good foot coordination too, shaking defenders and what not. How did you get hacking from handyman and cooking?
>>695164695
Still sounds like a good time. Not a whole lot, sit around for the night, might play something.
>>695164841
Ha, it is isn't it. Some of the choruses from certain songs starting buzzing in my head.
>>695166447
It is in fact. Did you not know this previously?
>>695165516
Yep! And even more, I heard the Iona voice for the carrier for the first time, and holy shit that stuff was WAY too cute to be a deadly war machine!
>>695166757
>Thumbnail
Back again
>>695166171
There goes the siren that warns of the air raid
There goes the sound of the guns sending flak
Out for the scramble we got to get airborne
Got to get up for the coming attack
>>695166272
I used to think that too when I was your age :^)
>>695166432
Feels bad watching the show;-;
>>695166593
It is! But I expected more tonight
What are you gonna play?
>That pic... :^)
>>695166593
what specials did you watch?
>>695166985
Hey!
>>695166749
>Did you not know this previously?
why would i say it if i did not know
>>695166031
Im working on it dont make me throw up!
>>695166064
Hey love
>>695165709
For funsies.
Why do you live every day knowing life is shit and you'll suffer more than experience joy?
>>695167224
because pedo
>>695167315
Oh hello there, hows it going?
>>695167216
Hai :3
>>695166960
Oops, my bad
>>695167506
Hello, shipmate
Rem
Rems hands
Rems lap
Rems smile
>>695166985
Hiya Hanako.
>>695167385
>Desu
I made a promise.
Mama they tryin ta break meeeeeeee
>>695167667
Hmm? Oh right, we're canon now.
So, how've you been sweetie?
>>695167829
Yo, how's it going?
>>695167315
Just get drunk is what I'm asking~
>>695167829
Would you look at that, a cute tsun
>>695168026
Good,
What about you, hun
>>695167493
That blush is too cute! Its going good, started off shitty but now everything is pretty good, how about you??
>>695168034
Alright then I am working on it!
Dubs get hugs.
>>695168026
Other than the flea bit on my ankle, pretty good!
>>695168034
I'm not cute, you're cute!
>I'm also not tsun!
>>695168394
Fairly good, woke up early but dad surprised me with going to get a new phone and being able to play pokemon go, spent the rest of the day groceries shopping and grilled
>>695168529
Let me think about this prospect
no
>>695168394
Good~
>>695168606
I'm just drunk, nothing cute about that~
How are you?
>t
Yes you are
>>695168529
Ummm... roll, I guess?
>>695168280
Nothing much sweetie, just studying some accounting and then maybe League later.
>it's weird how normal I'm approaching this
>>695168606
Today's been a weird day
>On one hand, I received an award for the community service that I've done
>But on the other hand, I just witnessed my friend trying to deepthroat a banana
>>695168770
Drunk Amatsu's got her target on sight
>>695167161
It does sick when your plans are ruined, always next time though. Eh not sure. Might work on TPP some more or try competitive in OW again
>Seemed fitting :^)
>>695167216
Chewed Up by Louis and Hollywood, Look I'm smiling by Aries Spears.
>>695166473
Good you?
>>695166593
:^) you're welcum
Hell just about everything in that game needs good dexterity. Household and food hack :^)
>>695166625
:/
>>695166799
Cute and deadly like shinoa
>>695167161
Why?
>>695168611
Niiiice I wish I could play it my phone is garbage, how many mons did ya find today??
>>695168770
Mhmmm <3 this feels nice~
Threadly reminder that Megumin is mine and I'll nevet switch
>>695168998
5 in my backyard whilst grilling, basic pokemon tho but still!
>>695169127
It's a good joke fam
>>695169127
Can you leave the thread and never come back?
Best girl Schere claimed
>>695169127
faggot stealing megu
>>695167161
I've seen to many uses of the vices, such as pills and alcohol to be foolish to even attempt them.
>>695167224
Anyways, how's it going man? We haven't talked in a while.
>>695167506
What's up? How's your night been?
>>695168958
Nice! Have you heard of Mitch Hedberg?
>>695168984
>>695169299
Nope, afraid not
Plus I claimed her before you
>>695169218
Fite me irl
>>695168770
>Implying
You're too cute, I can imagine an IRL Drunk Amatsu
>I am not
>>695168868
Could've been worse! And an award for community service? That's awesome!
>>695168984
Listen to this and tell me it's not just too cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jui18xi40-M
https://rabb.it/Shino83
:^)
>playing comp for the first time
>people telling me im shit
>wants to kick me
>votes to kick me
>mfw
I'm claiming this beautiful san as my waif. Beat this, /btards.
>>695168868
Drunk Ama got no target
Go get your tsun~
>>695168958
Yeah, hopefully next time will be better
Alright then, hope you'll have fun!
>of course
>>695168984
Because I can't cook for shit
>>695168998
Of course it does <3
>>695169409
What kind of fucking idiot would get pills while drunk?
I'm not killing myself
>>695169667
Kek, it's all in your head, qt~
>>695169425
Welcome back fish!
>>695169409
its good
>>695169648
sure
>>695169807
ok
>>695169155
Awesome! Its a super fun game I only get to play it in my house and barely anything shows up hahaha
>>695169851
Just stop me if I start getting weird <3
>>695168984
Kek. Something that I can't capitalize on, running in circles and on a course is much easier. Ha, those can only take you so far. Try starting a business with food hacks.
>>695169424
Never watched him but I know who he is.
>>695169783
Cyka Blyat.
>>695169851
Here's hoping man. Appreciated, although ranked is never fun solo.
>>695169993
good job
>>695169783
Oh CS:go, never change.
I had a mate play for the very first time about 2 weeks ago, he was in a clutch or kick situation and got rekt by an awp, this was in casual btw.
>>695169648
Prove it faggot.
>>695169667
Well yeah, I spent so many hours working the cafe at every fundraiser event that's come up.
>>695169424
Read this >>695168868
>>695169851
Shut up
>>695170053
Maybe I'm lucky, didn't get anything whilst on the road
>>695168868
Accounting sounds boring
>community service
My hero~
>>695169667
It's not cute. It's adorable!
>>695169851
Start easy like Hot pockets
>>695170142
Yay! I apologize for being slow
>>695170167
You spammed autistic propaganda when you got mad I claimed best girl
>>695169851
That's not the only thing in my head. ;^)
>>695170142
Hi fish
>>695170187
A cafe? Did you wear a uniform~?
>>695169783
>When elitists collide.
>>695170464
Oh it's this guy :^)
>>695170267
It was nothing much, just working at a cafe at fundraiser events.
>>695170510
Well, yeah. I served coffee and food pretty dam well too.
I have claimed Godzilla.
How will you react?
>>695160790
Claimed
Staying up late because I'm doing sheets.
>>695170456
it's okay
>>695170510
hi
>>695170133
Very simple delivery, very funny guy. May he rest in peace :C
>>695170187
well, who won? him or the banana?
>>695170669
hey thats a good picture
>>695170738
i will react by saying hi
>>695170891
Thank you, this is the original.
>>695170819
Hello, how was your day?
>>695170003
I can smell your lies.
>>695170133
Buzzfeed did it
>>695170167
I still get rekt in causal:(
>>695170550
Kek
>>695170053
Of course~
>won't stop you
>>695170133
Yeah.. so many losses solo kek
>>695170187
Okay :c
>>695170456
Kek, no other choice left
>>695170510
What is in your head then, qt?
>>695170265
You also...caught me <3
>>695171143
God damn it, its gonna end in lewds again
>>695170456
>Fucking "Yosoroooooo!"
My heart, I can't!
>>695170676
Was it a maid uniform?
>>695170860
How ya doin?
>>695171143
Oh, I dunnoooooo~ A bit of this, a bit of that, a bit of you~
>And I'm not cute dammit!
>>695171113
CS is ez, also I'm running out of megumins...
>>695171084
i prefer the edited one because it makes sense
>>695171088
you saying i smell?
what the fuck
>>695170885
He... got fucked up past 6 inches I think
>>695171143
I'm sowwy drunk Amatsu ;-;
>>695171295
Wait what
>>695171088
>Hello, how was your day?
Had my one day off this week, going to work in 6 hours, probably not going to get much sleep.
Swept my home, cooked some fried rice with beef heart and had a date night with GF.
All in all not a bad day.
>>695171323
We all smell.
>>695171270
Boy did I ever~
Didn't even use a masterball
>>695171270
>Lewds again
Please
>>695171297
Im fucking kids up and hes lagging
>>695171489
pretty rude
>>695171443
>doing stuff
>gf
>
Anyways, are you the same guy that's been claiming her for the past couple of days? If so, glad to see ya back.
>>695171415
He needs to show that banana whose boss
Well, that was an interesting end to work.
>>695171270
>That's my goal
:^)
>>695171295
Oh my~ <3
>super cute!
>>695171415
Of course you are >.>
>>695171546
Nope not even a poke ball I Just came to you~
>>695171561
You gotta see if I get really messed up girl
>>695171776
>Ahhhh you bitch
>Rikka
>>695171647
>are you the same guy that's been claiming her for the past couple of days?
I've been off 4chan for a few days so probably not me.
I do occasionally swing into /d/ to fap or /tg/ to talk about tabletop stuff and hawk my shitty homebrew setting.
>>695170738
Hail to the king of monsters
>>695170860
Been sometime my dude. Took a break from thread?
>>695171143
Do it!
>>695171295
It will!
>>695171297
Got a thug megumeme?
>smug in game
>>695170738
Gamera better husbando.