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if someone rolls a 69 i will seppuku.

no questions asked
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roll. also timestamp and deliver
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livestream please
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>>695158287
Well will op deliver
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>>695158287
Roll again by me
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>>695158287
Oh shit waddup
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>>695158508
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lets hope this works
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>>695158287
69 watch
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>>695158287
put your video on liveleak
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>>695160660
can you do it 4 me ?
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Call me at 1_520_212_6622 if you need so done to talk to
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Do it
H
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>>695158287
This will never happen.
Also, check out these singles.
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Link pls
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im ready
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Ok
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roll
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rollin
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>>695160836
thanks m8
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roll
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roll
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When you live stream your death say, "remember me".
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Roll live stream and link
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Live link it doe
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If 69 OP Must live
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reroll
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Roll livestream
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>>695163632
bump
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Roll
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>>695163632
reroll
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roll
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gotta roll em all
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roll
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roll
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rolll
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Roll
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im gay
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Got eem
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Pizza rollz
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Rofl
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When you live stream your death, start with "Billy Mays here"
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r8 kys
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cmon
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roll
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will get 69 if i kill myself too?
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do it on livestream faggot
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Never gonna give you up
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neveer gonna let you down
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He won't do it
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Never gonna let you down
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69 get
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man this is hard
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Never gonna turn around
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6969696969
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6 9
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>68
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and hurt you
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69 lol vid that shit
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If I roll 69, OP must run naked through a BLM protest with dick and balls tucked between legs.
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6 9
9
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its right there at the start of every post in this thread. kys
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6
9
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We're no strangers to love
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>>695166225
Rolling
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6 + 9
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69 ples
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>Smart enough to Post on an Image board.

World be waste to just an hero.
Go kill stupid People for purification.
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>>695166396
> 96
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Do it faggot
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6

9
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69
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mother fuck
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69
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You know the rules
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You won'the do it, faggot.
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get
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Nigger
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fucking kill
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>>695166699
I clearly rawled a 69, do it faggot
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gettem
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don't do it
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Timestamp and proof you're gonna do it
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>>695166969
winrar
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>>695166969
FUCK.
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Roll
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>>695166969
Fuck winrar
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>>695166969
Oh shit anon..
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>>695166969
do it
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70
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>>695166969
kek
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>>695166969
two 69s mother of winrar
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>>695166969
Jesus fucking christ dude

Now look what you've done
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Do it
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>>695166969
do it faggot
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>>695166969
Should've kept your mouth shut then anon
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Reroll do it
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What do i do? He got 69 but said not to do it
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>>695166969
Do you want me to post stream link?
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>>695167536
Do it faggot
Don't let b down
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>>695167536
You said no questions asked
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>>695167536
do it fag
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>>695167536
do it anyway
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>>695167536
Only do half a sepuku
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>>695167734
Roll
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>>695166969
Gg anon
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stick it in, pic, blood please, proceed to hospital
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>>695167674
Yes
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>>695167734
Roll
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>>695167536
You cut your dick off then, off your dick instead of your life.
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Call 911, request an ambulance.
Sepuku, pics, rushed to hostpital.
Boom. They will be there by the time pics are posted
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>>695167688
Ur right. One second. Getting Katana
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>>695168172
Godspeed OP
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roll
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roll
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Here guise

twitch tv / trioporo

wait while i prepare
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Op won't deliver
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Rollski
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roll
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roll
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>>695158287
roll
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Bumperump
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OP here. Roll a 12 to decide what I wear while I do it.
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>>695169976
nothing
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>>695169976
The most degenerate clothes you have
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roll
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>>695169976
Nothing except a sock sticking out of your butthole
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>>695170037
reroll
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>>695170135
My mom has some lingerie my dad bought her for Christmas last year. Roll a 12. I will put it on and livestream it.
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>>695169976
your sisters or moms underwear. and wear a sign that says incest is the best.
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>>695170333
ROLLINg
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rollerino
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>>695170333
do it
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>>695170333
Nice trips and alright , that will do
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out b4 the fucker actually does it
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how the fuck is he gonna commit seppuku and upload it later after he's dead?
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>>695170333
OP have some dignity. Sock or lingerie's thong on butthole.
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>>695170692
he is live streaming it
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Alex is a nigger
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>>695170692
Livestream faggot
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>>695170817
where?
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roll
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>>695170959
twitch tv / trioporo
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Has OP posted link?
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just wear a thong/
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Roll for that degenerate 12
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Pick my clothes before I chicken out. I'm 29 years old, live at home, and I work at a fucking mivie theatre. I have nothing to live for, but I want my exit to be epic. Hurry up fuckers.
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Rall
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roll
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Roll?
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>>695170333
Roll
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reroll
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>>695170333
Rollerino
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>>695171208
birthday suit. leave this world the same way you came in
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Roll
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>>695171208
Roll for thong in pooper
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>>695170333
Rolllllll
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rolling
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Roll for lingerie
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>>695171549
Reroll
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>>695171208
Set the room on fire, make sure its fueled. Suggest starting it near the door if you're serious.
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>>695171208
Just go to bed brah
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roll
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>>695170333
Rell
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rolling
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>>695170333
John cena
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>>695167536
You don't do it, you listen to what Anon says mate. Hope tomorrow goes better for you. :)
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cover self in black paint
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>>695170333
12
2
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die wearing your graduation gown.... you graduated right?
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>>695170333
Rolli molli
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>>695170333
Rel
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>>695171936
roll
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Lingeroll
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Do it for trump
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>>695170333
yes
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>>695172110
fuck 2 off
roll
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Lingerie with knee socks
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>>695172042
reroll
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rollollo
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roll?
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Linger my ie
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op so gay he eating chicken penis
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>>695172268
close
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>>695172242
Reroll
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Lingerie
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reroll
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well, we're waiting.
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Roll degenracy
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you guys suck, here, have my get.
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>>695172413
>>695172510
can we just get a fucking 12 already?
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>>695170333
12 get
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Lingering foe lingerie
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>>695172666
nice try satan
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its the end my dude
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>>695172666
Damn I got satan trips but no mutherfukn 12
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I hate 12
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1 2. 12 12 12
1 2. 12
1 2. 12
1 2. 12 12 12
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rollll
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12
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>>695170333
Oh really? Roll
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>>695170333
12
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>>695173219
>>695172510
>>695172413
AUGGGGGGGGGG
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>>695170333
Get
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OP sleeping pce
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>>695173353
Oops I mean get
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get got gotten
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>>695170333
Witness me get those 12s
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W.e you want to wear
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>>695170333
Gimme dat 12 b0ss
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>>695165896
>>695165896
so close >>695166395
>>695166396
>>695166969
WIN
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well there's a 69 in the beginning of every answer
including op's post
do it and shut the fuck up about it
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roll
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>>695173658
i want to fuck her fam
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Get that lingerie
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>>695158287
Don't do it.
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Lucky 12
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>>695173803
he bout to do it
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Those 12s are the bane of my existance
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win?
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1 + 11 = 12
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Nobody is ever going to get a 12
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Fuck niggers
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HES DOING IT
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JUST DO IT
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roll
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>>695158287
you'd need a second dipshit.
and to recit ceremonial prayers.
also you're not a samurai

so you wouldn't actually be commiting seppuku you'd just be cutting your guts open.
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Lingerie muh man
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>>695158287
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Lingerie (12 get)
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Ez 12
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kys bitch
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Faggot ain't gonna do it.
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12 get
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this bait is fukn awesome
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nice b8
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Last call. Roll that 12. Or I will try again tomorrow night.
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Irene
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roll
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>>695175116
12 get now then for lingerie
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Roll
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>>695175116
Lingerie
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>>695175410
reroll
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OOo
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Fuck you all. I'm out. Y'all can't roll a 12 fast enough. I will try again tomorrow.
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>>695175473
Rereroll
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Update, OP is a nigger faggot
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FUCK YOU OP

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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He pussed out
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OP is a faggot and didn't an hero it.
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Ayy
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Fuck you OP, you wasted an hour of my life
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>>695175596
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Roll 11
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Op didn't seppuku
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>>695175935
This
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>>695176123
Fucking 12 reroll for 11
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>>695176423

that was the point man. I was testing out some characters and i was getting a reaction. Just some free practice honestly. If u thought there was a shred of me that was gonna deliver you are a tad gullible.

Anyways! Thanks guys.
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fucc 12
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>>695176693
You should have slipped and stabbed yourself through the eye with that fucking knife.
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>>695158287
You misspelled Sudoku dumbass
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>>695170333
SHOW ME THAT DEADLY BUGLE
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>>695170333
12
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OP pussied out on stream
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