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Silk boxers guy reporting in.
As of this Tuesday this week gone.... Officially living the dream baby!
I just got in and I'm tired and need a shower and food. I'll give you some more details soon.
Got a big day tomorrow and hopefully more fun tomorrow night.
if i had a chance to fuck literally any girl in my life, i would in a heartbeat
>>695155452
roll
m i y u k i
>>695156284
So close for Hinata.
reroll
Like 2 years ago i started to fight my emotions to become this man and now i dont have feelings anymore
>>695154792
cheated on my girlfriend for half a year, with our room mate who still lives with us
jacked off on my sister multiple times growing up
fucked a few hookers since november, first time i'd ever done stuff like that
been to see a chinese masseuse a few times and got my dick tugged. last time i went she offered to let me fug but she's kinda busted and said it was 100 on top of the 40 i already gave her, fucking cunt fuck that i could get a top tier girl for that money.
Im taking a shit. Shhh.
Im about to eat my gf's Milky Way.
Just finished reading the Circle. YOU WON'T FUCKING TRICK ME!
I'm a pedo. Like boys the age of roughly 6-13. I would never consider touching/abusing one, it's just what I've always been attracted to for as long as I can remember.
Inb4 kill self
please Sign this petition while you wait: https://petitions.whitehouse.gov//petition/make-harambe-new-face-50-bill
#dicksoutforharambe
blackmailed my coworkers wife. i love it when i see her pics posted here
I jerk off while people I hypnotize are under part hypnosis fetish part exhibitionism I suppose. None of them know of my fetishes as well.
With most of my friends and on my tumblr I act like a sjw and endorse pc, but in actuality I fucking hate every one of my pussy "friends" that can't take a joke, their views are regressive and I think they and most people are retarded but I'm afraid of being ostracised and having nobody to hang out with so I agree politely and repost whatever garbage I think will make then buy it.
>>695155452
ooof
Barebacked a few hookers
been trying to fuck my gfs tweaker mom, pic related, she has a huge fuck me vibe but i dont even know where to start. she alot older about 55 any tips /b/
>>695158144
She looks like she"s seen more dickends than weekends man. No tips but good luck. Prob just get her drunk
>>695157337
anything(s) in particular you like the most about them?
Fucking my roommate even though he's in a relationship. His boyfriend is young and cute and naive. I've hung out with them together and the boyfriend likes me even. Doesn't even suspect I'm lieing to his face. That my roommate's mouth is on my cock almost every night.
I kinda feel like shit about it. It's probably all going to blow up in my face.
I'm in my mid 30s and I've convinced my friends that I'm not a virgin. I am though. I just got sick of being insulted by some of my closest and best friends.
It wasn't even about proving my manhood, I was just so disgusted with the way I had become the butt of every insult and joke for a group of people who would insult me to impress others.
I distanced myself from them and decided my personal life was none of their business, despite having grown up as children together.
As of yet I haven't had sex. I've gotten blowjobs/handjobs and partial penetration, but I've never been fully inside a woman had sex to completion.
>>695154792
my moms friend tried to mom me in teh back of myg ar
when i was in high school i used to give my older cousin (female, around 26 at the time) back massages. i was really attracted to her cause she had some pretty decent tits. not super big though maybe a 36D. Anyway one day while i was massaging her shoulders and i was sitting behind her. she was on a chair i was on a chair her back was facing me. just wanna give you guys an image to picture. while i was massaging her i told her that my hands were getting tired so i will just use one hand. but in reality i was using my right hand to stroke my dick. i was using basketball shorts so it was fairly easy to take my dick out from the bottom. when i came i pulled my shorts over my dick and came in my shorts. i remember while i was massaging her and fapping i kept shaking her shoulders to watch her tits bounce. she didnt even care. one of my best faps. hope my story made sense. thanks /b/ for listening
>>695158514
she doesnt drink. but shes always high and she gives hints that shes down. like always saying im cute or pokinhg me on fb at fucking 11 or 12pm, makes it a point to lay out near the pool when im out there. i love that "ive got some wear and tear but will drain your fucking cock" look
>>695158805
You feel like shit about it because you are literal shit. Way to be an asshole.
>>695156839
>cheated on my girlfriend for half a year, with our room mate who still lives with us
What's that like?
>>695157405
kek everyone sogn
When I'm bored I join threads where people have problems, act like I want to help, get their contact details, and then do my best to fuck their life up.
It's a shit hobby but I like to think I'm educating them about life.
I cut the tips of my fingers so I can taste the blood
>>695154792
I post bullshit in this thread all the time
I fantasize about almost all my female friends getting fucked by a BBC.
i've been micro-dosing amphetamines to work better and lose weight.
>>695159681
Thats actually not a bad idea just dont do it for a long time
>>695159410
damn /b/ how do you rek them?
>>695159062
>"ive got some wear and tear but will drain your fucking cock
Exactly. Get high with her. When you know shes alone, go to her place and pretend you forgot gf wasn't there. You were gonna visit the gf but forgot she wasn't home. Ah well, since I'm here lets hang out. Get high then fuck her in the pool
>>695159142
Isn't it like mostly my roommates fault? He's the one that got in a monogamous relationship then kept wanting my dick. I'm not cheating on anyone.
I cucked my buddy with his wife -- while he watched. I nutted inside her. Mfw he ate my cum out of his wife's pussy afterward. Feelsgoodman.exe
>>695155905
Same here
>>695158820
Partial? Not fully? How does that work?
>>695158820
How the fuck do you get 'partial penetration' without finishing the job?
>>695159890
Hot. But what're you going to do when she gets pregnant and they come to you for child support?
>>695157337
MODS, FBI, CSI, MPH, FMS, GoT, LoL, CoD. Someone take this fag
>>695159826
usually they're turning to /b/ because they cant turn to whoever else they have in their life, so I just get everybody in their life involved.
Often throw a bit of blackmail and humiliation in there first just to rub it in.
>be me, gf's younger sister is visting. They come back from mall. Younger sis is a 10/10. Size 0. She kicks off her flats she wore all day. I take them into the other room and inhale her sweaty feet smell...hnnnnngggg... End up busting huge load in her shoes
>>695160137
This
how the fuck dude?
i am addicted to posting my girl's nudes
pic related
I don't have secrets, fuck off niggas
>>695160150
I'll keep fucking her even when she's preggo. That's my fetish
>>695159866
i live with the gf kek. but yes, i think getting high with her would have to be my best bet. but im just awkward as shit and wouldnt know how to imply that im down as fuck. i can get high with her...just how to imply the situation enough to show im down...but still be able to play it off if it goes wrong
Cheated on my gf with my friend's ex. Worth it, my gf can be such a cunt. Plus friend's ex is much more of a freak.
My Latina SIL stayed the night recently after having too much to drink. I beat off all over her crotch while she slept.
>>695158144
I'm fucking my gf's mom. Started before I met my gf but we were both drunk the first time and I just followed her to the bathroom and started jerking off which led to her fucking me. Don't suggest that direction but her mom was flirting with me so I know she found me attractive before hand. Has she flirted with you?
>>695159814
i take the weekends off, have no craving for it at all then, so i think im good.. i also take it orally, no weird snorting needed..
>>695158820
Don't worry about it dude. From a lot of perspectives, you are not a virgin. There's nothing somehow more magical about vaginal sex. Virginity is about innocence and getting your dick sucked takes you out of that category.
>>695160447
Yeah mine too. I usually fuck guys, but there's something just so hot about fucking a guy's girl while he watches. Showing him how a real man fucks. Cumming in her tight pussy. Him desperately sucking it out but her still getting pregnant from my potent seed.
I'm a vigilante. Well, Was actually.
I was doing the edgy trench coat and baseball cap before that faggot from watch dogs. As a kid I always wanted to be a hero. My adoptive sister taught me "Kung Fu" since she ran a martial arts dojo before she died.
And during my mid to late 20s I was a vigilante when I wasn't working. And I did as much as I could. But of course it came to an end. I got arrested like a faggot and no one in Seattle knows about my past.
(I know it sounds edgy but my past comprised of me masturbating to my playboy collection and being a faggot vigilante who got stabbed in the leg. Shit hurts man.)
So yeah. That's the shit I did.
SIL pic related
>>695154792
I'd rather be Muslim than be gay.
Jerked off and sucked another guy my age in the back seat of my car. He had a thick one, second time we met I brought lube and he fingered me while I blew him, kinda hurt for some reason even though I've had big dildos in me
>>695160974
My nigga
>>695160439
nice
>>695160803
she tells me im cute and is alwys saying that to everyone and like i said shell try and get my attention on fb late at night. and i txt her here and there and shes told me shes lonely when her husbands gone, but thats it and idk if that enough signs or if i need to abandon hope or what
>>695160974
Lol hows your fantasy world working out for you? Don't forget, tomorrow you have to get up for summer school or else you'll be held back in grade 10
>>695161223
Kek no chill
>>695159062
12 pm is noon, dude
>>695160098
you ever rub the tip of your dick on her labia? That's what I mean
>>695160137
we were interrupted by parents coming home early (this is not a brother sister story lol) and she later cheated on me
>>695158144
Just ask her if she's DTF, Junior. You don't have to bullshit cougars.
Despite being found out several times I can't stop fucking my younger sister.
>>695161223
Heh. Sorry if that sounded like it was real. It is just a fantasy. I've never fucked a girl. Lots of guys though. I don't think I'd be able to fuck a girl really. Unless it was a domination thing with a guy in the room. Like I said that seems hot as fuck.
>>69516137
fucking christ im retarded kek
>>695161211
Tells you she is lonely when her husband is gone? Contacts you at night? Dude I don't know how more clear it can be that she's up for it. I had far less signs than that and still fucked my gf's mom
>>695157337
Were you attracted to the same age group when you were 6-13? How old are you now?
>>695161211
Thats enough sign, go for it.
>>695161379
12.....AM
>>695159062
Stop being a pussy and just one day when you two are alone ask her if she's game. I am literally fucking a girl tomorrow that gave me compliments on my looks so I just told her straight up I wanted to fuck.
>>695159870
yeah but you're the one allowing it when you know its not right. You're an enabler. What you're doing is just as bad. IF not worse.
>>695161540
Story?
>>695161430
>>695161628
>>69516and if this cougar decides to spills the beans that i tried to fuck? /b/ says shes down though so lets do this tonight or soon. how do start
>>695161967
Of how we started? Last time we fucked? What anon?
I sometimes dance around naked in the house.
>>695161875
Come on. I'll accept responsibility. I'm shit. There's no way it's worse though.
>>695162129
Anything man. How you started for one. Just go from there.
>>695162043
>>695161430
>>695161628
>>695161862
my grammar is not up to par right now sorry how to start?
>be me
>6 or 7 years old at the time
>have older sister that was 14 and younger that was 5
>older sister has friend come over
>we'll call her alyx
>alyx is some sort of asian
>yellow fever.jpg
>alyx wants to play a game with all of us
>she wants to play hide and go seek
>we have two teams
>I was on alyx's
>my two sisters are on the other team
>Alyx and I hide first
>we look for hiding places in my basement while the others stayed upstairs
>she suggests we hide in this large plastic tub
>we both are able to fit
>she puts lid on
>she immediately grabs my dick
>imokwiththis.png
>she just rubs it and kisses my cheek
>I don't say a word and let her continue
>after a bit of rubbing she yells "ready"
>they find us in 5 minutes
>hide and seek cycle continues
>we're hiding again
>she lays herself on the ground and tells me to get on top of her
>pulls down my pants to see my 7 year old penis
>ohyes
>she tells me to move back and forth, pretty much humping her
>she starts to moan quietly
>she lifts up her shirt and bra to expose her 14 year old boobs
>they weren't really fully developed boobs
>they were more like a mound of flesh about to form into boobs
>she tells me to suck her nipples while I hump her
>yessenpai
>I was always worried shitless since we always took 15 minutes to hide and it took my sisters about 3
>Alyx came over about 3 more times and we did the same thing everytime
>mfw that was the closest thing to sex I've ever had
>mfw all I do now is play dota
>>695154792
>We Ha Sec All Ve Rets
What did she mean by this?
>>695160258
teach me your ways
>>695162043
Honestly, you need to take some risk in life. Fucking both the mom and the daughter is a dream man. Message her on FB or wait till she messages you. Tell her you want to bond more, make sure the husband is gone, get high with her or start flirting and go for it when shit feels right.
>>695162246
Start off with chatting, compliment something on her, anything. After that tell her you've always found her pretty attractive and that to keep it strictly between you two but you've even thought about her. Continually move on from there.
>>695155452
Roll desu
>>695162556
got the message ready to go, what say /b/
>>695154792
I got abducted when I was nine, went through 27 months of abuse. I met an older boy (8 months older than me) and the guy who took us forced us to do sexual things on video. The other boy was all I really had, so I think I fell in love with him. He ended up getting himself killed and I got out a few weeks later. Parents didn't want me back after they found out I was alive, so I went into foster care. The other boys parents adopted me (I don't know why) and I've felt empty since. Haven't crushed on anyone since him. I went through therapy and all that shit, but I don't feel any better. Part of me wants to forget that part of my life, but its the only part I know him from. I dunno why I even try to figure it out, because its been years and I'm still in the same spot.
>inb4 faggot
>>695162740
Do it.
>>695162740
Good luck, shit is worth it
I buy condoms for my 13yo niece who recently started being sexually active. Her parents are conservative jesusfags and would probably have strokes if they knew. She is always welcome at my house and whatever happens I will keep it a secret, whether she brings guys over or just hangs out with her friends, whatever.
>>695162805
Is your name Kimmy Schmidt?
>>695162282
moar of that face?
I make shitty YouTube videos as an outlet. They are god awful and I should stop, but I don't.
https://youtu.be/cK_Kdq5q7i0
I just want to feel something.
I like to eat my own cum and finger my ass sometimes... actually I am thinking that Im gonna buy a proper dildo... but that cum eating thing is better... hot af...
My gf that I have been with for past 8 years doesnt know...yet?...
...pic unrelated...
>>695162946
>>695162909
>>695162660
we were at casino and i gambled a bit with her so i tried "thank for gambling with me, even if it was for a little, i really like hanging out with you" i feel that sounded too beta,
>>695162203
Ok ok so how we started.
>Be me, sister has just moved in after not being around me most of life.
>Her ass in amazing and she's got some huge C-cups that are nearly D's.
>I constantly tease her boobs calling them A's to pressure her into showing me
>One day we are all alone at the house
>I am watching porn in the open, not jacking but just watching
>She comes in, I tell her leave, she refuses
>So we watch porn together
>Ask if she's jealous of the pornstars boobs because hers are A's
>She gets mad because despite all past proof I still say it and ask me if I wanna see
>I say yes and she removed her tops right in front of me
Cont.
>>695155452
roll
i had extremely erotic dream about fucking my cousin who is like a best friend/sister to me because we grew up together and now i can't get the idea out of my head
>>695162478
there's not much to it
>find thread where person is asking for advice
>act like you've been in that situation before
>be sympathetic
>say you can help more if you talk outside of /b/
>get contact method
>gradually get more out of them about problem, fake connection
>get enough to ID them
>blackmail
>release info
works for drug threads, 'help I've fucked up' threads, relationship advice threads, nudes if you have them, whatever.
>>695162982
No clue who that is Anon, sorry. I'd rather not disclose any private information, though. I feel obligated to protect his name from it so people don't see him in a negative light. Dunno if that's normal or not. I've never talked to anyone who had similar experiences, so I might just be mentally ill.
>>695162805
>Parents didn't want me back after they found out I was alive
This is why you feel empty.
The abductor took your security and your parents left you vulnerable by rejection.
Are you still attracted to boys the same as the one you were abducted with? Do you feel a mixture of disgust, shame, yet arousal at the thought of being captive as a boy?
>>695163455
KEK!!!
>>695157337
I am not feel myself like a pedo... but I have the strage fetish about to watch a 10-13 years old boy fucking and shaking like a machine gun to a pedowoman.
She must to be a milf and have a happy face, he should to be trained
>>695163387
If I asked for it of course I want it to continue. What's the age difference if you don't mind me asking.
>>695163436
best contact method?
>>695155452
rollll
>>695163436
blackmailing methods too?
Got drunk 5-6 nights a week for 6-8 months behind everyone's back, ended up eroding relationships. Beat my first cat six months ago, had to throw him in the dumpster before my roommate came home. Still have no idea really why.
>>695163430
Same for me. It was my sister. Looked through her panty drawer and found these Polaroids of her. Came so hard to them. Seeing her like this has me so aroused for her.
My seacret
I once fucked a whole loaf of bread
>>695154792
Lost my virginity to a girl drugging me full of heroin and viagra in my sleep and raping me, it hurt so much.
She was 23, I was 15.
I'm 6'2, 220 college football player and I'm terrified of any woman, no matter how petite or submissive.
>>695163961
With or without toasting and buttering it?
>>695162805
If you're waiting for another person who can understand what you've been through, it's not gonna happen. If it does, they're gonna be an unhealthy partner I guarantee it. Attraction can't have a foundation of pain, because when the pain goes away you have nothing. In my experience anyway.
I can't say "get over it" because how can you get over something like that. I've known people who've had similar things happen to them and it never stops following them. But if you want to be happy, find someone who has life figured out better than you. Find someone healthy, someone who hasn't been dragged through the mud by life. Find someone who is strong enough for the both of you till you can stand on your own two feet. Love that person as best as you can, and by the time the relationship is nearing an end, you'll find you don't need to try so hard anymore. Love will start making sense again. But you need to make that leap, and don't fall into the trap of thinking just because someone is broken too it means you're meant to be together.
>>695162805
Holy damn that's fucked. Hopefully things get better for you.
Ok so my secret is weird but hey here goes:
I rub cloth between my index finger and my thumb and make it kind of vibrate together and then I quickly snap my finger and it makes a "zip" noise.
This has been a habit of mine for pretty much all my life and it calms me down. Was going to post this is in a "things you don't think anyone else does" thread but hey there you go, /b/
pic unrelated
>>695157573
Pics or it didn't happen
>>695163436
This is a bit less devilish than kicking someone when they're down, but I've had some fun backtracking Pokemon nudes and sending them to people's family. If they use "camera mode" the person's username is in the bottom right. Follow that to their similarly named social media accounts. Leads straight to their Facebook. Add their close friends and relatives. Send them nudes. Easiest with guys unfortunately (because they post more nudes and it's easy to confirm a match from tattoos if there's no face in the shot).
>>695163387
>After this she playfully takes my top off.
>I retaliate by then pulling her pants off
>We do this until we are both sitting there naked.
>My cock is, by now, exposed and hard as diamonds
>Porn is still playing making things even more intense
>I say too bad she still sucks at kissing
>Once again she denies me and asks if I want to see myself
>Both naked we make out on my bed
>In the middle of making out I slip my middle finger inside
>She squeals but she enjoys it
>I start off slowly fingering her while we kiss and then get faster.
>Soon I lay her down lean over top and I'm fingering her at top speed whole she is moaning loud as fuck
>In the middle of it all her leg starts shaking like crazy and she tears at the covers
>I remove my finger and lick off all the juices
That was our first time sexually. I swore I would never stick my dick inside, but things happened and I've just been addicted ever since. Our relationship evolved like crazy too and we've been super experimental.
>>695164242
Cute.
>>695154792
I would but I can't post them through tor.
>>695163480
I wasn't really attracted to him, I just loved him. I think I conditioned myself to think the sex was akin to cuddling. I liked holding him and being close because life was shitty, but I never really felt like he was sexy. He was cute and skinny, but I don't like boys in that way. I'm not attracted to boys now, but I still like beinlg close to them, idk. And I feel guilty that he died and I liked that I got to spend time with him, but I don't like the circumstances involved.
>>695163635
4 years.
>>695163642
whatever. even a throwaway kik is fine.
The important thing is that once you get them outside /b/ and sympathise they feel safer and open up. can take a while but you can get name, email, facebook if you weave it into their problem.
>>695163753
depends on what you're after. I usually see what they're willing to do. With girls I'll just go for nudes/camshows. if I think I can I'll make them do extra humiliating stuff on cam. Gives me more to release.
Guys I might make do some kinky stuff but I'll often go for money, or forcing them to own up first - a 'if you dont own up yourself I'll tell everyone'. I never take their money myself.
I send vids of me jerking it and fingering my ass to randoms on Snapchat...also occasionally call a gay sex line....also hope to be fucked by a BBw with a strap on
>>695155893
Back yet?
>>695164527
Because if I posted it here over clearnet it would just go into the NSA's copy of 4chan data traced to IP addresses and people and then they would follow me with adverts about shit that's annoying.
>>695164569
I wish you luck on your relation, in whatever direction you want it to go. If you have anymore stories though, please share'em.
>>695164442
yeah, this sort of thing is fun too. The important thing is being the first one to get the nudes and make the connection.
>>695163384
Did sound kinda beta, but she's a milf so she may have found it cute.
>>695164531
Damn! I haven't to me knowledge but, moar!
>>695164203
Thanks for that. I don't feel attracted/drawn to anyone currently, so I don't think I'll pursue a relationship now. I wasn't really looking for someone who had a fucked up life to date, I was just venting and not really knowing if anyone could relate.
>>695164323
Thanks Anon.
>>695164449
if you enjoy each others' companionship and you're smart about it (not risking pregnancy, and if all safety measures fail you abort it) then there's no problem. Have fun and enjoy life. Plenty of people fuck their siblings, and in this day and age it's not nearly as important to families for their offspring to further the family name.
enjoy life /b/ro, and know that most of /b/ supports you
>>695163592
I fucked my friend's mom for awhile. It was good while it lasted.
>>695164809
Oh thanks anon and idk we've been fucking for awhile despite being found out so I have stories for days just don't know what to post or if anyone is interested
>>695155452
roll
>>695164890
no reply so no idea how to start upa nother conversation that leads to that
>>695164546
I see what you mean. Any port in a storm and all that. It was not your fault what happened to him. He made choices and so did your abductor. Being captive is not a normal situation and at the age you were, still developing, it is no wonder you cannot 'overcome' the event. Do you feel the closeness with boys desire is in part to emotionally be a young boy again? What happened to your abductor?
>>695155452
Roll
>>695165152
>It was good while it lasted.
for the whole 5 seconds?
I come here
>>695165128
My dad made me feel like absolute garbage, her included. He used words like disgusting and I was a disappointment that words couldn't describe. Feels bad man.
>>695165310
i cum there
>>695165262
Hey now, maybe 15secs when she let me cum in her
>>695165163
If you're feeling up to it, post your first time actually fucking. How you got caught. The whole shebang. It's an interesting read. Or you can make your own wincest thread. That works too.
>>695164773
Am now. Fuck almost fell asleep in the bath. I am tired as all fuck. I got a big exam tomorrow and when I am done with that I am going to be so ready to have my cock worked over again tomorrow night.
>>695165054
My girlfriend was raped and abused for two years, from ten to twelve. I've heard her vent about it for a long time so I'm just trying to give similar advice, since it seemed applicable.
Never settle, that's all. Don't let anyone think you're worth so little that the idea of being with someone who isn't good for you is okay.
I'm sick of mentally ill people letting themselves get fucked up even more because they think their disease means they deserve unhealthy relationships.
i've cheated on my girlfriend about a dozen times over the past 7 years.
i tell everyone "we have an agreement" and that it's don't ask don't tell.
then i casually mention that she's the one who instituted the policy because if she ever found out who i was with then it'd eat her alive inside (ex: she'd compare herself to them, start being rude to them in public, talking behind their backs, etc). it's interesting really, most of them complete the lie themselves.
in reality she's incredibly timid and one of the sweetest people you'd ever meet but it's all about confidence when you explain it. everyones kept their mouths shut.
>>695165128
Who says it's about a family name? LOL
Also, no, incest isn't really smart. And avoiding pregnancy in sex is wrong unless you're not white.
>>695165369
how does she feel about it, do you know? If you both like it/each other just sneak around or move out or wait for him to die or something.
I'll post the rest of that story, it's one of my favorite incest stories I see around here often
>>695165225
rorrr
>>695165200
I think I feel close to younger boys because the boy I loved never grew up. I remember him as he was, not as what he was going to grow up to be. I'd love to be young so I could be with him again, but wishful thinking gets you no where. And the guy is in prison for life, no chance on ever getting out.
>>695165620
>Update
I remember reading your posts about a week and a bit ago. What's happened.
>>695165979
You know that makes you scum right?
>>695164531
How did you blackmail her? Does she know you distrubute them?
>>695155452
rollin
When I was 15 I let a classmate fuck me in the ass and he made me suck his cock. I am a straight guy and didn't like it, but I had no self esteem so I submitted to him anyway.
My friend's mom was my first girlfriend basically.
>>695165861
that's my autistic way of saying times are changing. Most people used to be concerned with keeping the family going. Look at the media view of bastard children. Old simpsons episodes used to joke about how Bart was almost a bastard, and Homer had a bastard brother his family shunned.
Now in 2016 most children are bastards and the idea of marriage is laughable to many people, not just mustachioed 70's bachelors and fedoras.
Times change, and it is not impossible to spend your life with your sister or cousin or whatever as your life companion.
I mean look at this shit:
http://www.sfgate.com/entertainment/article/Dear-Abby-I-m-in-a-couple-with-my-cousin-7296010.php
>>695165858
WOW. You're a huge piece of shit!
I've been cheated on before and it's no fucking joke. The fact that you're convincing people that SHE'S the psycho in all of this is even worse.
I hope you catch AIDS and die.
>>695156678
you and me both /b/ro. shit sucks
My older sister used to let me fondle her huge tits at night when I was little and I had such a hard boner while doing it. Not sure if it fucked with my brain
>>695166463
Did you go ass to mouth?
I showered with my 7 & 9yo nieces earlier tonight
>>695165858
fuck you.
>>695155452
roll
>>695166368
no she doesnt.
i had access to network communications software and was able to pull his passwords down. i logged in to chat messenger as him and told her to add my other profile. then logged in and told her the situation. he had contraband on his computer and i would have to fire him unless she did what i asked.
>>695166720
gotta keep 'em clean somehow!
>>695166503
What's the story of you getting cheated on?
>>695165979
That is how I would feel about it if it were me, anon. I cannot imagine what you went through, in terms of the impact to your well-being. You could, if you feel strong enough, use what has happened to try and prevent other boys from losing their childhood through abuse. Boys need all the help they can get from good male role models these days. They are often ignored and don't generate the same response as when girls are in a similar situation. Ever dream of having a son?
I've decided to kill myself this year.
I was thinking next month, but I may wait until thanksgiving or christmas, maybe christmas morning.
I'm tired anons. I've been alone for so long, that I don't think I can reintegrate with society. My family is a nightmare, neither my dad nor mom want me. I needed someone to care, and they just didn't. I asked for a place to stay, for multiple reasons. It gets me used to being around people again, and will allow me to get on my feet. They both refused despite both owning multiple houses. I think it's because they have new families now. I am a mistake, and I can't take it anymore.
I don't have anyone.
It hurts so much.
>>695165858
On behalf of everyone whose been cheated on before: fuck you OP!!
>>695166123
Eh? I feel close to younger boys. I don't feel sexually attracted to them though. I volunteer with them a lot because it makes me feel at peace, but whatever.
>>695166825
People actually fall for that shit?
I'm a guy, I fucked my guy best friend sister. We stopped. Then I got fucked by my guy best friend. We stopped. Then I fucked his older brother, who then fucked me. Being cycle again, except this time I fuck with all 3 individually at the same time. They aren't aware that I do this to them because they each think I'm their best friend and I dislike their sibling. Haha
>>695166050
So, not sure how much background you got but I've been nannying them overnight for 3 weeks now. First two weeks were fairly uneventful but I was doing a bit of groundwork. Had carte blanche to pretty much shower and dress them. Plus I would do an hour and a half gym routine in tight bike pants only. It was right in front of their homework area so they got a front row seat. The thursday night before last week they basically slept in my bed because they wanted to and they just had big loose shirts on and no panties and I basically had a very loose pair of silk boxers and the older one went into my pants while falling asleep and essentially I slept with her hand in my boxers. So over the weekend I was a bit paranoid that something would happen, I didn't fap from Friday and monday night was rather uneventful with her barely even talking to me and nothing much really going on. I was seriously contemplating just busting a nut and being done with it but I was in that zone where your cock is just diamonds and fiddling with it just feels so fucking good. But I decided to sleep on it.
cont
Dated an entire friend group at my school. Started from the dumbest and ugliest to the smartest and most hot. They were gullible as fuck and I smashed most of the hot ones. They kept giving me second chances, terrible idea. But now they hate me and so does everyone else at that school so I'm moving to another, but basically the entire city knows how much of an asshole I am now. I honestly find it very interesting.
>>695166503
U mad bro
>>695167059
they do when its the truth
I'm still not over my first relationship, which ended 2 years ago. She broke up with me when I was abroad and just cut all communication. I feel like ever since I've been extremely emotionally fragile. The smallest things make me feel absolutely terrible and sort of wanted everything to end.
I still want to be with her even though the way she broke up with me is probably a red flag. So I feel like I'm in a no-win situation. Either get back together with someone that's not good for me or stay away but never be over it.
>>695165858
Just to give my 2 cents here. Cheating's not all that bad. Monogamy is a trap. And a joke. I'm sure you still love your girlfriend. You're just human. It's dumb not to fuck around. Your dick craves other pussy because it's natural.
Me and my neighbor have been blowing each other off and on for a number of years.
>>695166720
copypasta
>>695167191
thats pretty rad...the horny scourge of the city
>>695165186
Patience
>>695166912
Just start over in a new town. I don't talk to my parents at all. Just start a new life. Find love and move on
>>695154792
When I was young there were a few occations were my cousin sucked me off.
When i first discovered masturbation (about 11-12) and this was before i hit puberty at this time. Whenever my family was gone I went off to hump everything I possibly can. The Couch. A Chair. A Stuffed Animal. You name it. I was a horny pre-pubescent fetus.
>>695166720
I see no problem with that.
I told my first wife it was over and I was going to leave. She had been a horrible bitch to me for years so it was time. I found a willing married woman on a homemade porn site who wanted to fuck. She had posted a video of herself fucking a black dude and getting a creampie so I messaged her with the same proposal. We met at a cheap motel and she fucked my brains out. Made me cum in her 3 times in 2 hrs and I ate her out and she squirted and came 6 times. I'd never seen anything like it.
>>695166720
Did you enjoy it?
>>695166843
yeah they dont fit in the dishwasher anymore
>>695167404
Sounds legit
/b/ros I can suck my own dick. Don't tell anyone.
>>695166652
I don't think so, but maybe.
I want to rape my girlfriend so bad she's 22 never had sex and I'm 19 about to be 20 in a few weeks.
Before anyone asks we met when she was 19and I was 16, only reason we went out was because she thought my failed attempt at asking her to a dance was cute. She is one of those "wait till marriage" type only gave me a blow job 1 time for my 18th bday.
Am I a terrible person? I don't know what to do.
>>695167094
That's pretty hot.
>>695167348
ok i will wait till i get a reply. follow up statement though...im blank
>>695167360
Not possible. I am completely broke, unable to reintegrate without help. I've made my decision, there is no changing it.
I cum in my wife's stinky flats. Feels good
>>695167574
Pics or it didn't happen.
>>695162979
You were in a thread a couple weeks ago
Nice to see you again
>>695156839
are you me?
>>695165557
Well my first time with my sister was definitely a different sex experience.
>At this point we had been being super sexual
>One weekend I did nothing but finger her pussy and try to push her sexual limits
>I always swore I'd never stick it in, that that'd be crossing the line
>One day however as bent over to get fingered, I whispered how much I wanted to be inside
>She was actually game for it, but I kept saying no
>One day however she kept begging me, saying she was curious if she could take it
>So one day the opportunity presented itself
>It was just me and her alone in the house.
>This was out chance, but there was one problem, she was on her period
>I was so so hesitant but she kept begging so I agreed.
>I gathered together some towels and layed them on the floor
>I then instructed her to lay on them
>When I undressed I had her suck my dick to get me hard, at this time sucking was fairly new to her eventually she'd be practically addicted to it
>Once I was hard she grabbed my cock and happily placed my condom on and laid back.
>I climbed over top of her and we interlocked fingers, bracing for what was to come
>I grabbed my cock and positioned it at the entrance
>Slowly I slid in and I could feel her tight pussy making way for my cock
>Her face scrunched up and I could tell taking it was hurting her a bit
>I assured her it would get better as I slowly slid it deeper
>I then pulled back and pushed back in
>Surprising as it may sound her being on her period created a natural lube that made sliding in and out a breeze
>Soon she was no longer in pain but feeling intense sexual pleasure
>She clawed at my back and screamed out daddy to the top of her lungs
>I was going so fast now and I could see she had never felt better.
>We locked eyes while I was on top and for a second I slowed down my strokes as we simply locked lips
>I licked up and down her neck while whispers how I loved her, how I loved being the first to penetrate my own sisters walls.
Con
my cousin molested me when i was like 11
>>695167619
Break up with her, I dated a girl like that. She refused to show any affection towards me while I was being really affectionate. She had dad issues and was waiting to save it for marriage. I eventually got fed up and broke up with her and she tried to kill herself. It is not worth it man.
>>695156678
Please, that summons up my life in a nut shell.
>>695167473
yeah it was fun, in a nonsexual way
>>695167839
Do you hate them?
>>695158034
how do you get them to do it? always get the condom from them
>>695166869
I volunteer/work at camps and a few other organizations, including some big brother stuff. And I dunno, I have a few nieces and nephews and they are great. I'd like to bring a kid into the world and give them the best, but its honestly a big overwhelming to imagine being responsible for that.
>>695167727
indeed i was, good to be back
>>695154792
Almost everyday when I take a shower I piss into the shower while the water warms up. It started because the water pressure and temp change when I would flush the toilet. Plus it all goes to the same place anyways.
>>695167766
I've fucked two black hookers while married to my current wife. It wasn't satisfying at all, and I regretted it for quite awhile. I've got my eye on another one though, maybe someday I'll decide to go for it again.
>>695155452
Roooll
>>695167619
Break up with her. She's with you because you treat her well but there's no sexual attraction. She's probably getting it somewhere else. Maybe someone older? Girls are into that sometime. Trust me. A 22 year old girl is only slightly less horny than a 19 year old boy. As easy as it is for a girl to get laid, there's no way she's not fucking someone.
>>695167813
Of course continue man. That's what I'm here for.
i have a boner right now
>>695166912
Hey man, it's okay. Do you wanna talk about it ? If you got Kik we can.
>>695154792
The customer ordered a medium soda and I gave him a large. I GAVE HIM A LARGE.
>>695167839
Do tell
>>695168020
You're a monster.
>>695155452
Roll
i cheated on my gf
>>695167597
Fucking beta straight guys is actually pretty hot. Would you suck or bottom for a guy again. If he was your friend or pressured you? Have any pics of your small dick or cute ass?
>>695168269
your fucking edgy
>>695168001
It does seem overwhelming. I think you have a lot of love to give but how you have been treated and then ultimately betrayed by your parents weighs heavily on how you view yourself. Can't blame you for feeling so. It's good that you volunteer and proves you've not become an empty shell.
>>695167813
>I then picked the pace back up and started fucking her furiously
>After more than possibly more than 45 minutes of straight fucking and kissing I finally felt myself ready to cum
>She begged for my cum so bad I couldn't even hold it
>I pulled out quick and told her press her titties together
>I tore that condom off with incredible speed and shot one of the most powerful loads I've ever produced.
It was her first time, but in a way it was mine too. I had never had sex so intense before then and no woman can produce that feeling I feel when with her. Maybe that's why I feel addicted to fucking her, it's so much deeper than sex when you think about it.
>Best friend lives across the street.
>Has an OK milf mom
>One day working on her car and she stands over me while I'm underneath it.
>Slide out and eyes stare straight up under her skirt.
>No underwear, shes shaved cleaned and can see her lips calling me.
>She notices me looking and doesn't move.
>Few days passed and I receive a text from her saying she's sorry she wasnt thinking.
>I tell her she looked good and I enjoyed the view.
>She laughs about it and says well then let's get you some better views
>Her sons gone for the next few hours so I go over to watch the movie the boy.
>She has wine and some snacks, she only has a love couch so we sit together and watch the movie.
>The whole time she's rubbing up and down my leg and every time she would feel my cock she would stop and rub it.
>I pull it out she covers her head with a blanket and gives me a Profesional porn star bj.
>Amazing with her tongue.
>I pull her back up and start rubbing her clit until she gets wet.
>She stops me and we go into her bedroom.
>She gets on the bed with her ass in the air and I start fucking her for a few minutes then she says she wants anal.
>She's too tight from her ass hole so I stick a finger in at a time to loosen her up.
>She's finally loose enough to go in and I cum in her ass.
>I left as soon as her son pulled up I pretend I had just gone over to look for him, he shoots me some painkillers he got from an injury, he knows I love them
That night his mom says your welcome on a text, I ask for what, she replies because I gave you my black cherry and it was amazing.
I smile and rub one out at the thought of doing her again.
Will do it the weekend comming up, she rented a cabin and we're gonna have a fuck fest while her son goes to Lake havesu and I'll be banging his mom while high on pills
>>695168107
heh.
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/9yrp1cwca35kn1u/AABfguGOv2R_-Hs5k-NmhJ5Xa?dl=0
>>695166720
I take baths with my two nieces and nephew when I babysit, nothing lewd though. My fucking sister never weaned them off bathtime with mommy/daddy, so I get to wash them that way whenever I sit. The oldest is five though. Seven seems a bit old, nine seems way too old.
>>695165858
>>695167289
Both of you are just pieces of shits and deserve to rot in the deepest depths of hell while a fucking bird eats your guts and tells you that all your loved ones are burning slowly and painfully
>>695168020
it's nice to be able to piss without worrying about your penis going full retard and covering your clothes in piss or going on the floor.
Maybe that's just me and my insubordinate cock I don't know.
>>695168372
I've thought about it, but whenever it gets to the point of taking action, it suddenly gets real and I remember why I didn't like it when I was 15. Sorry, not gonna happen again, not likely anyway.
>>695167125
So Tuesday rolls around and I am working out with the tight pants again and a heart monitor this time. They ask me all kinds of questions about it. Touch it, what does it do and I'm sitting there telling them about it in bikepants and no shirt and my set is just there. It's bulging and I am looking up at the older one and her eyes are darting back and forth between my abs and my bulge. Then the absolute money happens. She starts biting her bottom lip and you know that is female body language for "I want your cock in my mouth right now". Anyway, I have a shower and get in my tiny silk boxers and make their dinner and they are both acting really feral. The younger one doesn't want to shower so I tell them both they can have cookies if they bath. One during the bath and one after. It is hair washing night and they don't want to so I say, a bonus cookie if they wash their hair. Older one say she doesn't want to and won't do the younger one so I say I will wash your hair and they agree. They are laying back in the tub and I am washing their hair (had not done this before) and I am massaging their heads and I am diamonds as fuck. I'm looking straight down at the older ones perky, puffy nips thinking I could just have a suck on them right there and then. So I finish, I look down and my cock is diamonds sticking right out the side of my boxers. I can't stand up and there is this feast of ooze dropping off the end of my cock onto my leg and swinging towards the floor. I do something im not proud of, I grab the cookies and scoop up the ooze and coat each one and say here you go and give them their cookies. They devour them, precum and all. Stand them up wash their hair and then them both off and then get them dressed. They've got 1/2 an hour before bedtime and when it rolls aroudn they beg to sleep in my bed again. Okay, (its on!) one story and then sleep.
cont
>>695168495
well they wash themselves if it makes any difference.
I have schizophrenia, I was diagnosed when I was 15. I'm 22 now and everyone thinks its gone but its gotten worse, I just didnt like the way the drugs made me feel
>>695168107
No kik. Phone is not a smart phone.
I have made up my mind though. I don't want to say anything other than what I have said. There is nothing else to say.
>>695168495
Let them enjoy childhood while it lasts and before they become slaves to body concerns. Childhood is already too short.
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I'm a pretty ugly dude. But I've been fucked by really hot muscular dudes. I don't comprehend why they find me attractive. I'm an ugly spic looking thing
>>695158805
Alex?
>>695166825
He doesnt know? And he didnt have contraband, did he? Are you still blackmailing her?
>>695168630
That's not very nice. I hope the next time you kiss your partner it's one of my side bitches and they didn't bother washing my jizz out of their mouth before.
>>695168443
Well, do you ? I've been through a similar situation, it sucks fucking ass.
>>695168777
what the fuck
>>695168777
Holy trips with a sad pic.
>>695168422
nice dude. If you can, try to get her to jerk you off with her warm dirty panties. (won't work with thongs)
one of the hottest things I rarely ever get from women I fuck, but god damn do panties feel great to jerk off with
>>695160984
Of course your from Seattle you bitch
inb4 Phoenix Jones
If you are suck a cock you sell out
>>695168833
yes dubs?
>>695168833
Yeah one of us is named Alex. But that's a pretty common name. Especially among the gays.
>>695168495
At nine they're already having sexual thoughts. Careful now.
>>695169162
its a fine name.
>>695168383
I don't really think of my biological parents much honestly. I barely remember anything before the incident. My current parents are pretty nice and understanding though.
And yeah, volunteering is great. I work at this daycamp during the week, and a few boys just happen to miss every day I'm not scheduled to work. I like being a positive influence to them, but I know I can't protect them from everything.
>>695168413
How about how you got caught now? Everyones reactions. Her reaction? Yours? Just how high were emotions on that day? Honestly, I've been following this from the beginning. Asked for the first post and everything. Someone has to save these stories afterwords.
>>695169041
The fuck, bruh, why you doing that?
>double dubs
>>695166847
Girlfriend and I were each others firsts. We both go to different colleges and when she came home for christmas she was different.
Different personality, different clothes, different hairstyle. She didn't want to do the things we normally did. Just veg out, play vidja, etc. Apparently she was fucking different guys all semester because her fucking new college friends were all single and that's what they did. They egged her on into doing it and congratulated her and shit, and when she told me they were totally on her side the entire time saying shit like "you two just grew apart, he doesn't understand it now but he will one day". BULLSHIT.
Alize_c snapchat post dick pics asap im in cali and she has a booty
>>695158144
She looks like a witch
>>695169333
checked
>>695168293
shitty memory so i can't really remember exact age but ill start from the beginning
>around 9 years old
>have older cousin who is pretty much one of my best friends
>hang out all the time and spend the night at his house every weekend
>some surgery shit happened with his brain so he hits puberty at like 11
>he talks about how he has a big dick and how its all hairy casually
>9 so i don't really understand
>want to seem cool so I say that I'm starting to grow hair too
>he says "sure you do"
>small stuff like this for months just saying sexual stuff that I didn't realize was sexual
FF around a year
>cousin on about his dick again and offers to show me
>curious 10 year old cant deny
cont?
>>695168630
guy who cheated here... why the harsh response?
>>695168832
Don't give it too much thought. Dudes are horny as fuck and mainstream culture encourages them to act on it as much as they want without every being slutshamed. You were probably just a warm hole to them.
>>695169422
Then end it. If she cheats on you, either cheat back or end it.
>>695167945
nah he still cool ig
>>695168041
holy shit you literally are me. and im about to marry my gf, while in my alone time im trolling around looking for the trashiest hookers. one of these days ill visit one again, but for now im trying to be good. its never satisfying considering all these whores are ugly as fuck and my gf is a strong 9/10 but a 10 cuz i love her.
>>695168852
he did actually. naked pictures of her. she tried to send him a message while i was chatting with her, but i killed his internet access at that exact moment and told her she had better play along.
when I reenabled his ports, it was about that time that he received a spoofed email from HR showing that contraband was found on his computer and that his account was being reviewed and any thing found would be grounds for termination. he messaged her about it. she pretty much begged me to not do anything, so i told her to take some pics for me to show me she was serious.
>>695154792
i masterbated out in public in the dead of the night in the middle of nowhere. those are the best nuts i ever had
>>695169422
Dude that's textbook. You can't expect her to not get dick from other guys if you're not even going to the same college. Women are naturally sluts, it's what they do. Unless you're around to give her the dick she's gonna get it elsewhere, guaranteed.
>>695168495
I shower with my nephews a lot, isnt weird
>>695169448
cali too she down or what
>>695169328
I would probably volunteer like you but there are few opportunities here and the paranoia is rampant against males.
You can't protect them from everything but you can instill a sense of self worth. Sounds like you are making a good impression on them.
>>695168723
That's good, I guess. I get stuck washing them, but I'm sure I'd end up soaked if I just say outside the tub anyways.
>>695168809
I'm not trying to push them into growing up, but I think my sister is a little soft. The two older ones are still little nudists, so I don't think they're too concerned about that. Youngest is 8 months, so.
>>695169655
dude i jerked it in the field behind a church parking lot. best nut ever!!
I want to experience being a patient in a mental hospital and or being in jail but there is no realistic way that wouldn't ruin my life.
>>695169412
guttenprahnk
>>695169491
a wilf if i may say
>>695167644
We'll help if you get a reply
>>695169894
But was it holy? Did it shine with an incandescent light? Did it hit the priest?
