Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive tarot readings from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens.
>Patience and love!
>Hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you; it may take a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
FIRST
-Sweet Roll
New thread~
Rolling.
If get everyone strips.
>>695151366
Ooh, nice! Got a question for me?
>>695151048
Rolling with rabbits' feet for good luck!
Feels great to be able to post pics.
>>695151510
Hmm...not particularly. First person who asks for it can have it.
*I swear to God, i'll be first too sooner or later.*
>*One day Reimu.*
>*One day.*
>>695151878
Good luck
-Azazel
>>695151878
Good luck to you!
where's remi
i got a bunch of boxes
-meowbot
Hey everyone. How's it going?
~MikanBox
>>695151878
You need to concentrate, constantly check if the new thread is up, then quickly type in
You need to really want in if you want first, mate
-Sweet Roll
>>695152133
You're the lucky one. Check'd
Regiment of Spacefires, ready for moon invasion via superior machinery!
>>695151048
Tell me will going to the gym eventually help me be a better person, healthier and smarter?
>>695152372
Hey there box~ It goes good, how are you?
Why don't I have to select the corresponding images when I post now? This started two days ago. Did I become a MOD without knowing?
>>695152133
*I just realized that to be first i'll have to be the one making the thread.*
>>695152048
*Unfortunately my dreams will never be accomplished, what about you though? I've never seen you here.*
>>695151048
Where are your socks?? I need my fix!
Roll I guess I'm the anon from the other thread I asked for tea
>>695152372
>>695152992
Substituting.
>>695152992
I'll never understand, but here.
>>695153178
Acceptable. Please proceed. :)
>>695152713
I'm pretty good. I slept all day so now I'm finally awake.
>I just saw the time.
>1:05 am
>How the hell did I sleep this long?
You seeing this, Knight?
>>695152831
Just a wandering soul through the pits of loneliness and despair.
-Azazel
>>695152372
*Goodness gracious, hi Box! Everything good except the fact that i can't manage to be the first in those threads. How was your day?*
>>695152409
*Next time i'll try posting from a pc and without using a picture then, it should make things faster.*
>>695152992
I hope this pleases you, anon~
>>695153251
Oh... oh my. Th-thank you, my love. They're beautiful, as always.
>>695152333
nobody noticed my trips
-meowbot
>>695153483
Yes, that is wonderful, thank you! Would love to see more!
>>695152333
CHECKED!
>>695153172
Take it easy, Nep
-Sweet Roll
>>695153569
I notice your trips meowbot
Sorry i'm late guys
~ Saori
>be me 19 yo male
>Not kissless or virgin but never GF
>Be inna eternal depression
>Meet really cute girl
>She like everything I like
>Can really be my sarcastic asshole self around her
>Been texting for 2 weeks straight
>Hanged out like 4 times
>Late night hour long calls and and the shit
>She says she has bf
>Bf and her going to couple therapy?
>Question why she be talking to me every night and not her bf
They been dating for 6 months. How do I steal the girl?
>>695153672
Be gentle, anon.
>>695153830
Hey, banned guy! Hiya!
>>695153304
I-i don't have many..
>>695153393
*Then you won't have any problems joining us, having a good time here sounds better of what you're experiencing right now.*
>>695153919
Of course. There's no reason to hurt anyone or make anyone uncomfortable.
Rolling for my free tarot.
>>695153885
Whoops sorry, meant to click the feels tab
>>695153950
But the ones you do have are amazing!
>>695153885
You really like this girl don't you ?
>>695153976
You have no idea
Roll
-Azazel
>>695153318
I love sleeping all day personally so I don't see the problem.
>>695151048
ok fortune teller...
>>695153885
You can't.
She talks to you because she finds you to be a friendly person and it's not in any way an indication of romantic feelings to talk to someone often.
>>695154257
I do like her. I don't know what love is. She is the only girl I can be completely genuine with
>>695154334
There is no problem, it's better than the world we live in
-Azazel
>>695153830
IT'S A G-G-G-G-GHOST!!!
In other words, hi Saori
-Sweet Roll
>>695152992
Hikari's socks are a little boring.
>>695153885
>>695154379
What Rei said, they call that the friend zone. And it's impossible to escape as long as you seem content staying there. But until you're *very* close, you also can't express discontent or she'll just cut you off.
>>695151048
is this alice3?
>>695154379
You're right
I got my first sip of actual compassion and I can't get enough
>>695153919
I should probably appeal that
>>695154485
2spooky4u
~ Saori
>>695153569
Noticed. I'm sorry Meowbot, I just woke up.
>>695153421
Hey Aster. I slept all day and JUST woke up. It's 1:10 am where I am.
>>695153172
Hey there Nep. How's it going?
>>695153950
Hey Reisen. How's it going?
>>695154334
I'm just not used to sleeping for that long. I went to bed at 8 yesterday morning, and woke up 14 minutes ago.
>>695154594
No, I love them! Sometimes plain white socks are the best of all :)
>>695154646
No Alice1
>>695154379
I agree with you lady reimu friend ship can be a strong bond
>>695154703
it's fine
-meowbot
>>695153830
*What did you get banned for anyways?'
Anyway hi.*
>>695154269
*Maybe there is someone friendly enough that would like to share his/her gets with you, i didn't get any unfortunately.*
>>695154096
*bop*
>>695154269
Welcome to the depression club.
>>695153885
Ok anon, so, you see, i never give these kind of advices (love and such) but do yourself a favour and back. away. You might even end up hurt.
>>695154953
Agh! Cuteness overload!
>>695152333
Splendid. I may make you my head maid.
>>695152992
Here's some more~
>>695154703
Hiya Box~
I fucking hate myself. When I was younger and lived with my mother and stepfather with my 4 little siblings, all of which were children of my stepfather, I was so fucking cruel to my oldest little brother, verbally and physically abusing him while treating my other siblings with so much love, I loved him too. But with both of my parent figures being drug addicted pieces of shit who fought (verbally) and got drunk and high to the point of being basically dead every fucking night and me being the 15 year old oldest child having to take care of all my siblings I guess I abused him to vent, at the time I didn't know that's what I was doing. One night my stepfather attempted to beat my mother to death in front of me while all my siblings were asleep, I called the cops and my mother barely survived, but I was permanently damaged with the sight of my mother bleeding from her face and neck profusely, I went to live with my dad after this, and my siblings went to live with their father, 2 years of being homeless with my methhead dad pass and he gets locked up, I was with one of his friends at the time so I stayed there until they kicked me out because they suspected me of doing drugs in their home, which I never did, drugs and alcohol fucking ruined my life I'm fucking terrified of the shit. Every day after being separated from my siblings I fucking hated myself because i finally realized how I treated my brother, I feared that he would remember me as nothing but an abusive brother, after being kicked out I moved in with my mother's parents, my grandma and my abusive piece of shit grandfather. My grandmother shows me pictures on Facebook of my siblings and how they're doing, apparently failing school and homeless with their piece of shit father, I have to put on a face pretending I'm not dying inside just from pictures of them, turns out all 4 of my siblings were diagnosed with PTSD as well as me, my brother remembers me as abusive.
i wanna try my luck
roll!! :3
>>695154703
*That's basically the story of how i lost the first thread tonight, i wonder why you slept so much though, you did something very exhausting the previous day or something like that?*
>>695155192
>calls a truck with a shitload of boxes filled with puddings
-meowbot
Roll for Dubs, Reimu, I need a reading
>>695155192
Oh. She is interesting. A blend of good and evil! With beautiful socks!
>tarot reading
>>695155192
That's not a funny joke.
>>695155305
roll :3
>>695155551
So close yet so far
-Azazel
>>695155268
All you can do is tell her to pass along how sorry you are and try to move on. It's shit but.. Because of that, there isn't much to work with.
>>695155192
*But you can't do something like that! Thing about Sakuya, she has a lot of knives to sustain, you can't just cut her funds like that!*
>>695155757
Hiya Moon Rabbit, it's been a while
~ Saori
>>695155192
Hey Remi. How are ya?
>>695155401
I haven't been getting enough sleep lately. I think my body just gave in and wanted to rest.
>>695155756
Holy crap! Indeed. That was a close one.
>>695155602
rollerinoo ;3
x3
fortunate please!
>>695155268
Sorry you've had such a rough life, Anonymous. It's terrible when we realize how badly we've hurt someone, but you were 15 and dealing with things no 15 year old is equipped to. That's not saying it was right, it's saying that you weren't capable of making the right choice. So don't hold it against yourself forever, just strive to be a better person now that you're more self-aware.
Here's my get.
Check em
Here's my question:
Politicians are usually colossal faggots.
Why do I exist in a universe where we hand over power to humongous faggots?
Why don't we just tell then to fuck off and then go back to living in harmony?
>>695156245
Give my get to him.
Cause it's me.
>>695156245
because if those pieces of crap didnt exist the world could be filled with anything worse.
we never lived in harmony the only thing that you can do is live your live without thinking of them
>>695156068 and roll x4
Let the sound of the wind chimes take hold of you listen to them see them move side to side as we sit inside of lady reimu shrine and relax let your troubles be gone just for one night and relax sit hear the sound of the wind chimes and let meowbot get you a cup of tea here all conflict is forbidden and should be left out side the shrine and
Let lady reimu help you with any problem you have
So, do you guys all just pick a character as an avatar and save tons of pics of them? Are you still "you" or are you the character you're posting?
Being serious, not snarky.
>>695156245
If get, I am got.
Give to him.
(It's me)
>>695156245
Because even in the best situation there will always be those people and we can't do anything about, just like life, all we can do is keep trying until we die one way or another
-Azazel
>>695156245
Oh hey, are you chek emming?
>>695154703
I'm good, comfy in bed, just scared the living **** out of myself because of a perfugme that fell off from my bed.
>>695155268
You were young, you were foolish, you had a harsh childhood, honestly, it's not your fault, but keep in mind that you're someone different now and that you've changed the way you are, you've grown as a person. It wasn't entirely your fault, you didn't knew what you were doing, but you recognize you were wrong nonetheless, just proving that you aren't really that bad afterall.
>>695156581
There's not much of a functional difference between Reimu and me so I just kinda wing it.
>>695155484
A literal truckload of pudding!?
What are your sources? Dare I ask?
>>695155564
Araara, my dearest apologies, Sakuya~
It wasn't a funny joke at all! That's all it was, a joke!
You know I love you.
>>695155890
Truetrue.
>>695155957
Pretty good!
Do you like pudding?
>>695156581
I'm still ''me'', but I do type things related to the character, it's all for fun and games.
roll!!! i want my futureeeeee
Why don't I want to stop masturbating?
I don't feel shameful of it. I don't want the drama that comes with people knowing I do it, but I don't really care otherwise.
Bonus question, if I get:
Prostitution isn't bad. So what gives on the legality of it?
>>695155957
*I think it's basically what happened to me as well, that or the video i was watching before getting sleepy was very boring.*
>>695156581
*I guess that's exactly what happens, can't really say if the others keep their personality but i do.*
>>695157052
it's top sekrit
-meowbot
>>695156581
Reisen and I have a few differences for reasons but for the most part, yeah.
STRIP
>>695157111
yay i got it in my first try!!
>>695156389
Hows life been. Its amazing since leaving 4chinz how my social life has blossomed
Also, Reimu, i got dubs but I have a request. Could you do two one card readings for me, one for me and Lydia and one for me and Sarah?
~ Saori
>>695157148
1st question: you don't want to stop because it's a natural human urge that will never go away for as long as you live, and because there's no logical reason to stop.
2nd question: Prostitutes fill a role that has existed since the dawn of time and will always exist. They fill a need.
So I don't know what gives with that, but it's probably a mix of moral superiority politics and an overprotective desire to stop people from entering that lifestyle, which can be dangerous and degrading.
>>695157656
OFF BY ONE
-meowbot
Responding to everyone who answered my question about the avatars: thanks! I may have to get in on this. Seems fun :D
I was distracted for a little bit
I'm still here
-Sweet Roll
>>695156544
Just beautiful, anon.
>>695156581
I try to mimic my character but i still add some of myself into it.
>>695156725
Amen.
>>695157656
Can i play too~
>>695157815
Reerolling for the strip.
>>695156868
Okay. Glad to hear you are well.
>>695157052
Uhh...yeah. Why do you ask?
>>695157279
It could be either.
>>695156581
I am still myself. Just posting Aya.
>>695158005
Yes you need to strip and roll dubs.
>>695157052
*Oh god, you said "Love"! The couple is real!*
>>695158045
i give you my trips
EVERYONE STRIP NOW
-meowbot
>>695158122
Like yours, i guess?
>>695157676
op i want my tarot reading please
>>695158005
Thanks NEP I was really good writer back in my old school days yet nobody played any attention to me not even the high school teachers
>>695158364
I did it!
>>695158247
I did it. Now everyone must strip.
>>695158247
*Oky doky then, let's see if i have any kinky stuff in my cluttered inventory then.*
>>695158247
Great...
*Starts unbuttoning suit*
-Sweet Roll
>>695158786
I feal like we should be scared
-Azazel
>>695157111
>Queen of Swords
A complex, courageous, intelligent woman, who may well have suffered some deep sorrow or loss. She is concerned with attention to accuracy and detail and can skillfully balance opposing factions to meet her own needs. She has attained inner wisdom and a sense of truth.
>Two of Pentacles (Reversed)
Overindulgence in physical pleasures and drunkenness.
>Ten of Cups
A search for fulfillment is marked with success.
>>695157705
You and Lydia:
>Knight of Pentacles
An impassive, indifferent and stoical person, who does not always appreciate the feelings of others. A very traditional person who is clever in monetary affairs, patient and hardworking.
You and Sarah:
>Nine of Cups (reversed)
Sentimentality and an overlooking of the faults in others which can lead to abuse of hospitality.
>>695158717
i'm basically stripped right now
i'm a cat
-meowbot
>>695158413
You need to ask a question to the cards, anon.
>>695158549
>I was
You are, anon! Can you write something for me? Something nice, something that can make someone happy, can you?
To all those stripping: leave socks on!
>>695157705
I don't really wanna touch on that right now! I'm not in a good place lately. But I'm trying each day.
>>695159099
Only the socks?
>>695158717
Will this do?
>>695157837
It is fun, anon!
Come get in on it sometime!
>>695158079
N-no reason in particular.
>>695158236
I-it's the same love I have for Flan and Pache!
>>695158717
B-but that's lewd.
>>695157052
That was horrible.
Hello there! Paganfag here, don't worry I'm not here to yell at you. I was just wondering if you'd be okay with me doing the same thing as you, just at a different time. I have some spare time occasionally that I just don't know how to spend, and I kind of feel like this would be a nice way of using it. Is that fine with you? I just don't want to step on any toes.
>>695159021
I'll try NEP give a couple of minutes
>>695158717
Does this count?
-Azazel
>>695159487
Well, how do you feel about socks?
>>695159099
There.
>>695158122
Strippy stripping~
>>695159342
Yes it will.
>>695158973
Good!
>>695159391
No it isn't and those aren't stripped panties!
>>695159644
Yes it does.
>>695159455
Checking.
>>695159487
I encourage you to if it'd make you happy! If you wanna do it here, that's fine too.
>>695158930
*It's unfortunately the closest thing i have, i feel like i'm being held from taling part to a party, let's see if i can find something about Chara in the mean time.*
>>695159391
*Suuuuuuuuuuuuuure.*
Stripping? Eeeh
>>695159780
Oh jesus that's wonderful. You're beautiful!
>>695159021
well if you tell me to ask i shall do it!
will i get in a relationship in any time?
i´m alone (but happy)
>>695158967
Neither of those sound very good tbh, if you liked them equally, which one do you thibk would be better
>>695159168
Maybe steam later, feel free to hit me up if you want
>>695159391
Okay....
>>695160262
S-sure... But.. I mean.. There's nothing you can do.
>>695159522
Can you give me some help NEP on the peace I'm writing about
Rell
>>695160262
Disregarding the cards, I'd solve it the way I solved my very first dilemma between two potential romance partners.
By asking both of them a deep and meaningful question and judging them by their responses to it.
Can we put our clothes back on yet?
I am uncomfortable
/#o_o#\
-Sweet Roll
>>695160663
Sometimes having someone who's there helps a ton, trust me, i know
The door to my office is always open
~ Dr. Saori PhD
Roll
-Azazel
well this is a lovely thing to come back to
>>695160993
Kek so close
-Azazel
What the fuck exactly is this?
>>695159405
Aah, Sakuya~ Don't say that!
How can I make it up to you?~
>>695159798
They had to be stripped?! I wasn't aware of that. N-no more.
>>695159907
Hmph~ Don't be getting the wrong idea!
>>695160021
Yes come join in~
>>695161176
4chan, you didn't know?
-Azazel
*Ok i have one of those but it's the opposite of hot, so i'll just stay put for now.*
>>695160699
Ye ye! What is it?
>>695160082
Not me, silly~ Reimu! But i believe you also would be in need of a GET.
>>695160069
>>695161273
Whoaww. I forgot my image. That's a first for me.
>>695161176
Safe heaven.
>>695161277
Finally!
-Azazel
>>695161365
Silly silly~
>>695161324
When you said happy how happy. And you said for you what makes you happy
>be me 22 yo male
>been self-treating depression with alcohol and videogames, and only recently taking lexapro
>takes immense effort to do anything constructive, can barely hold down my job/study
>had my first real love at 19, lived with her on/off for two years until my coping habits fucked everything up
>realize we were too young anyway, I'm better off alone until I sort out my own issues anyway
>managed to get over it after some time, going well mentally/emotionally for a while there
>starting 3 weeks ago I dream of her, almost every goddamn night
The only times I can ever remember being honestly, truly happy - even if for just a brief moment - were with her.
Being reminded of it now only instills regret and fear. The fear that I'll never quite be able to fix myself.
>>695161273
*Oh come on, you're really expecting me to believe that? Everyone knows that besides the appearances you and her make up for great lovebirds.*
yawn
>>695160835
They'res a small Hiccup. Lydia knows too much, including the fact I have a date with Sarah, she also knows Sarah stood me up once even though it was justified. She also knows I find her attractive because I made the mistake of saying "I started talking to you because you were cute, I stayed because you were a cool person" on Lydias birthday while drunk. She says she doesnt remember though because she was drinking too
Sarah i feel is more of a sure thing, but I don't like her as much. She's still really pretty and nice but I'm not sure how well we click. The thing is she likes me a lot. She approached me first, bought me a drink, offered me some weed, kissed me and gave me her phone number when we met
Halp
~ Saori
>>695161635
Happy as in peacefully happiness, and, i don't know what makes me happy, making others happy maybe?>>695161860
You can get fixed, but not alone, anon, not alone. Do you think you can get in reach with your ex? If she is single you could do something there.
Gimme Dubs plz
>>695161860
Try to fix your self to the best you can, at least you can say you tried your best. Don't be me at 15 and go an hero like 3 times
-Azazel
>>695161599
I-it's not like you've not done it! ;_;
>>695161899
S-stop!
Don't say stuff like that about us in public.
There is nothing going on!
halloo!!
rolling
and
how is everybody doing?
>>695161860
It'll get better. Just kick the alcohol, and try to focus on improving yourself and finding your own happiness rather than seeking it from other people.
>>695162320
The same as always,dreadful
-Azazel
>>695162399
>>695162230
OK I'll see what I can whip up just for you mind telling me a little about you so I can get good narrative about you
Life and all things have lost meaning. I feel like I am the player character surrounded by pre-scripted actors. All running around and doing things exactly as their roles are written. My actions or inaction make no difference because everything is already written out.
>>695162494
rolling x2
same as always uh at least is not worse
but everything changes with time and shit like that
>>695162746
You want the dubs? Take them.
I'm still here everyone
Hello~
-Sweet Roll
>>695162314
*I guess saying nothing it's a little too much to justify the orders she has to come to your room every night when everyone else is sleeping, Only God knows what's happening in there.*
>>695162806
I'm a bad person!
>>695162930
I wish, that would make my life so much easier
-Azazel
>>695163001
No, it's not that, just nevermind.
>>695162879
Well, once you go beyond a certain range outside of your sphere of influence, you're right. But for the people you include in your own life, your direct environment, and your life itself, you can have a profound impact on all of those things.
Tend to your garden, Anonymous. Also, if those feelings go beyond just metaphorical, you should consider therapy. Seriously considering those things can be a sign of a disorder.
>>695158717
>>695163079
OK is that all
>>695163132
anyone anon
also rooll x3
>>695163417
I look after others but i'm really just looking after myself! Ask a bunch of precise questions and i'll answer, deal?
>>695163332
I'll never understand like that, anon.
may i have another blind reading?
Tarot get please!
>>695163816
OK what food makes you happy
>>695163015
Hah~ You slipped up, silly~ I'm a vampire, I sleep through the day.
Speaking of sleeping through the day, it's 7:15Am, goodnight(/morning) thread~
>>695161277
Tarot get plz
-Azazel
>>695162320
rolllinggg x10000
>>695164066
Cake! Pineapple cake! Or anything baked, oh god. Maybe ice cream as well?
>>695164066
It's obviously sweet rolls
-Sweet Roll
>>695163900
The dubs say you can.
WHOA.
>King of Swords (Reversed)
The probability of great disruption and contempt for the weak. An abuse of power and authority. A calculating, obstinate man, capable of utmost evil to achieve his aims and desires.
>The Devil (reversed)
True evil. Abuse of authority. Material success is the focus to the exclusion of all other things. Uncontrolled ambition. Greed. Bondage to a person or situation or thing. Emotional blackmail.
>Ace of Cups (Reversed)
Barrenness, which can be either of a physical or mental nature. Failure of love, stagnation, despair and possibly loss of faith.
...I'm sorry, Anonymous. I really am.
>>695164066
Cyanide
-Azazel
>>695163874
The name is Neptune
>>695164330
and another roll for the house
>>695164371
Alright what do you do during your free time
>>695164475
its fine... always a pleasure.
cant win all the time
My GF's ex messaged her today asking how she's been. she always says how he was an arsehole and regrets even dating him. I asked her if she was going to ignore him and she said 'if its a convo i will but not if its important idk'. I asked how it could possibly be important, to which she replied 'idk'. I'm not sure how to interpret this and her reaction. also would it seem untrustworthy if i asked her if she ignored? i'd be annoyed if she replied. she justified it by saying she wanted to make sure nothing was wrong, which is a shitty excuse I think. Even then, its not her job to be checking if someone is okay. This is the first time he's emssaged her in about 8 months
No cards for me *sigh*
-Azazel
>>695164504
i will never surrender until my future is revealed!
(dont gift me GETS i can do this with my own determination i know that)
>>695164252
*Indeed, you sleep through the day, the others except Flandre do not, but she's safe bolted anyways, and you're also a funpire, you'd rather have fun with humans than killing them. Guess who's the human i'm talking about? I'll give you a hint, she's silver haired.*
>>695164518
Uuh, hang out in front of my laptop staring at the void of existence thinking about that god is dead and we killed him. (Mostly hang with my laptop and chat on steam)
>>695164787
You're just being paranoid, anon.
That and you're trying to take control over her, that's no good. </3
>>695151048
I died my hair for pussy. Will i get pussy?
Nemo.
What relaxes you
>>695165095
roll
sonochinosdameeeee
>>695165406
Death, sleeping, 4chan
-Azazel
>>695165224
What relaxes you.
>>695164787
I'd say despite what she said about him in the past, (since everybody says that about their exes for the most part, or they wouldn't have broken up). . . she still cares about him on some level, (because everyone still cares about their exes on some level, or else they would have never dated).
That said, I'm not sure how to read that situation without knowing her myself. It could be that you're worried over nothing, or something might come of it, and it all depends on her character, how devoted she is to you, and whether or not there still is something strong between her and her ex.
I don't think it'd be wrong of you to ask about it, but even though that's the case, she might still get annoyed or upset if you press too much.
>>695165555
Quads get!
-Azazel
/'_ _\
gyuu~
Bored
*Some conversation starter*
-Sweet Roll
>>695165318
Uuuh, what?
>>695165487
JOOOOOOOOOOOO JOOO
>>695165580
Videogames make me tense, and i don't really relax like relaxing, you know? Chill music i guess? For example, throw it back by proleter.
>>695165555
HOLY YESUS AZAZEEEEL DONT GO THE LIGTH IS UPONG YOU NOW
>>695163347
I don't know man, even that garden stuff doesn't apply any more. It doesn't matter, none of this matters.
I have been drunk near every night for the passed 4 years and have completely lost my concept of the purpose to being alive.
Roll for palm reading I guess.
>>695151048
I love fapping to Reimu.
>>695165865
Hmm OK how are youmwhen you are arpumnd other people
>>695165596
I know she isn't cheating or flirting, its just I don't think ex's should speak. I made that clear early on. She flips out if I speak to a girl from college regarding an assignment
>>695165865
jojobro ;)
roll x9
>>695165689
>The Emperor
Powerful individuals, ambition together with the possibility of long term achievement.
This reading seems to be describing two people who will enter your life, or perhaps one or both of them is already there, but will have a profound impact on you.
>Knight of Swords
clever, skillful and active person, courageous and strong, always at his best in a difficult situation. He may have a tendency to dominate and depending upon surrounding cards, his movement may be either in or out of the querent's life for either better or worse. He is the archetypal warrior.
>Knight of Wands (Reversed)
This person's enthusiasm is so great it becomes at odds with those around. Someone who enjoys discord, arguments, strife and trouble just for the sake of it and actively seeks to cause it.
>>695151048
Can I turn in my quads for a reading?
>>695166570
Nevermind oops
-Azazel
>>695165095
rolling for the 10 time i know that i´m almost there
>>695166127
I'm a shut in, i don't say a single word whenever i go out by myself, i can have conversations with a lot of ease though.
Pretty much, quiet and look what people do.
>>695166360
ZA WARUDO WRYYYYYYY
>>695166776
killaa queeeeen
also roll x11
>>695165962
>getting drunk every night
Well there's your problem. You definitely need to get help.
>>695166166
Well, it sounds like you and your girlfriend have set very tight rules on what is and isn't okay. Assuming those were mutually agreed on, and based on what you just said, I'd say you're clear to ask her about it.
It's like 2:00 in the morning where I am, I need some sleep good night people
-Azazel
fuck it, i'll roll for a tarot
>>695167311
good night azazel the luck is upon you now ;3
(i told you about change)
also roll x12
What's going on here, another circlejerk thread?
>>695167428
rerolling
>>695167073
Yare yare daze. (Roll for JoJobro)
>>695167558
>circlejerk thread
so your average /b/ thread?
>>695151048
Roll
>>695151048
Rolling for my future
>>695167428
one last roll
>>695167714
Okay you got me there.
>>695167558
Kinda, the circlejerk is not the main idea of these threads, but helping and giving advice instead.
>>695167558
It's only a circlejerk if it excludes people!
This here is a fortune telling and advice thread that happens to have a disproportionate number of waifus.
> Reimu didn't give me anymore advice after I explained the hiccups inmy relationships
Feelsbadman
~ Saori
Fortune-telling anon
I really like this girl, her and I have a date tomorrow.
Will me and her have a future at all together?
Will we have a relationship?
>>695166776
I know I'm asking you question for the peace I'm writing about you just feel free to ask me what ever question comes to mind about me too o
>>695167896
Advice hm? is the board for such topic that crap?
>>695167987
Fortune telling? Normally don't believe in that yet I am still curious as such..
>>695168004
Sorry. I don't know what to tell you. You're just gonna have to pick one. If you make the wrong choice... well, there will be others. It's not a do or die situation.
>>695167577
no need i know that with the power of my manliness and muscles i can get at least dubs
rollll
>>695151048
Hello Reimu, please tell me my future!
I'm Jack, spooked about college stuff.
>>695168326
> there will be others
You know as much as I know it'ts true, its something I still don't believe
~ Saori
>>695168246
It's entertaining even if you don't believe in it! I do tarot readings, but I always advise taking them with a grain of salt.
>>695168092
U gon get married and have many bbies, anon, remember to brush your teeth and take a shower or something
>>695168246
Indeed there is, well, atleast i give advice, but Reimu (Op) makes these for tarot reading. And, yes, yes it is, it's always the same cliche advice, life is gud luv urself hur dur.
>>695168244
You seem nice.
>>695168334
rolling x15
anotha one bites za dusto
>>695168771
Thanks for telling me ask me any question you like is you want to or not
fucking 2 day shipping for gtx 1070 is a ripoff
>>695168771
I do it here instead of /adv/ because Anonymous there already gets help. Anonymous here needs it more than anyone though.
>>695168999
checked
can i get a tarot reading? i've never had one before
>>695169296
rerolling
>>695168999
FINALLYY KIRA YOSHIKAGE ALWAYS GETS AWAY
i want to know what depares for me in the future
>>695168771
Relationship-questioning Anon here.
Are you just saying that because it's what I want to hear?
I honestly just want to know if i'm wasting my time trying to get with this girl.
>>695168750
I have no idea what that means.
>>695168771
Life is good when you want it to be, I block out most of the negative things that let life be terrible and mostly look at the good things in life
>>695168999
OH MAY GOD (Joseph sexy voice)
>>695169054
Wew, lady Reimu senpai noticed me, what a time to be alive.
>>695169296
re-roll
>>695169547
yes i finally did it!!!
>>695169489
It means even if you're the type who wants to believe in it, don't believe in it so hard that you make rash decisions based on what some cards told you.
If you're not that type, the salt is already provided for you. It's just a phrase, though.
>>695169272
>>695168999
i want to know what depares for me in the future :3
Did everyone go to sleep?
>>695169859
nope ;3
>>695169761
How does this work? I am curious.
>>695169816
What does "depares" mean?
>>695169859
I will be.
>>695169670
Can I give >>695161599 to this guy?
>>695168538
H-Help
>>695169486
Why would trying to get a gf be a waste of time, anon? Give it a try and remember to keep confident and keep the spaghetti into your pockets, alright? Go for it, champ.
>>695169489
I see life as a harsh cruel mistress, but o hate it so much that i just go against it and keep moving forward, it's like a way of saying, "fuck you" to life, you know what i'm trying to say?
>>695170083
What does life has for him ahead.
>>695170189
Someone bring a defib.
>>695170083
wrong word s.h.i.t
yield
bad engrish sorry
>>695169816
>>695169980
Well, if the person who wins a reading asks a question, I try to answer the question. Otherwise, I just predict what will enter their life in the near future.
The tarot cards are all designed with each card having a set of meanings attached to them. Things like personality archetypes, common life events, emotions, and other aspects of the human experience.
I draw cards and try to interpret the meanings in relation to the question or whatever details I have about the person asking.
I'm the new anon that join just a couple of hours ago I if its OK lady reimu that you address me as Hazama please
>>695170383
Yes, life does find a way to wave a giant middle finger in your face, question is how do each and everyone go about dealing with that
>>695170648
This sounds like it works at those psycho shrine places.. I'm not seeing how you could do that here
>>695170798
Just had a signature to your post.
~Neptune
>>695170189
Re-roll
>>695170971
OK NEP
~ Hazuma
>>695151048
I want a tarot
-Notnamefag
>>695171136
What's wrong?
>>695169816
>>695170383
>>695170604
Ohh, okay gotcha.
>Two of Pentacles
Harmony and balance.
>Ten of Wands
Great good fortune that is now a burden due to it's demanding nature and demands on time.
>Six of Wands
Success and great public acclaim gained through hard work and effort.
>>695170110
Sure you can. I'll get to him next.
Tarot reading sounds interesting
~Shitcunt McDickfuck
>>695170965
I cope with depression doing this.
>>695170110
thanks fam
>>695171300
winrar
Tarot reading sounds kick ass
Scott
I need help. At my work, let's call her K, there is a total bitch who I have to work next to. She's my age. But she's a total entitled bitch. She's black, and if you ask her to do something, unless you are the manager, she refuses. Then if a manager makes her do it, she acts like she was always going to do that. We got into a spat, and she really hates me. No one likes her, and she says she hates the job, in front of our general manager (The guy who runs our place. Managers manager.). She claimed she would attack me emotionally if I kept asking her to do simply tasks, since standing around doing nothing is all shes good for. Help me. I really hate her, and don't want to be around her. What do?
So many dubs, Lady Reimu is a busy gal now.
I'm back can't sleep, to stressed
-Azazel
Sadly, the thread seems to be finishing, better luck next time anons, and remember to join the steam group for notifications about the threads! Love you all, sweet /b/astards.
>>695170972
My lack of dubs is enough to tell me my future.
-Jack
>>695171764
NO NO NO I JUST ROLLED DUBS OH GOD WHYYY
>>695171811
Check again.
~Neptune
>>695171358
Whatever gets you off depression works, as long as you aren't self harming of course
>>695171764
but I just rolled dubs :(
>>695171764
>>695169670
hey you forgot to give this guy his thing
next thread?
>>695170965
It's the cards that are conveying a message; it's not based on me reading minds or anything. Why wouldn't it work here?
>>695169296
>Eight of Wands
Important journeys, correspondence, and favourable news. A card of hope.
>Ace of Pentacles
The luxuries of the earth will be yours. Health, wealth, and all things material.
>King of Wands (Reversed)
However, watch out for this guy in the near future.
He has an inability to understand or appreciate another's point of view, particularly if they are coming from a lower moral standpoint than his own. He is intolerant, narrow minded and a bigot with deep prejudices. He has a ruthless streak and cares little for the feelings of others.
>>695171938
I think self harming is foolish. (If anything i would rather have someone do it for me ;^) <3)
~Neptune
>>695172209
I can help with that
-Azazel
>>695171938
Oh, i forgot, make sure to visit us again!
~Neptune
Sadly tonights sessions is slowly coming to an end as the candles slowly begin to turn off lady reimu bids you farewell and good night to you all so long and have goods night rest and may your summers be filled with joy and happiness good bye to you all.
>>695172100
Hm seems the thread is at an end, perhaps another time I'll give this a try
>>695172209
Kinky, I like it
>Hikage
>Finally get a dub
>Thread is dying and everyone leaving
Terrible luck for Jack, I guess.
>>695172392
I'll be waiting for mine! Or you could add me on steam as well.
(Id is /howdoiuseid btw)
~Neptune
>>695171811
>Three of Swords
Spiritual and mental confusion will linger for a while.
>The Blasted Tower
A series of chaotic and seemingly cataclysmic events that are ultimately for the best.
>King of Swords
Look to an administrator or a person in a position of power to help you weather the storm.
>>695172411
Yep, this is all for me. Remind me next time that you got dubs and I'll honor them!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Goodnight everyone! See you tomorrow night!
~Reimu
>>695172600
Oh yea baby, now that all the fortune tellers are dead I get 2 dubs in a row.
>>695172600
I read your post in a thick russian accent
>>695172707
>tfw I got dubs first
>>695171477
>>695172600
See
>>695172707
~Neptune
Im back
-Sweet Roll
>>695172707
Oh, s-sorry, I was scared by your previous post >>695172392
Good night Reimu!
-Jack
