Caught trespassing in my room now awaiting sentence
1.release
2.prisoner for life
3.popular optional vote
>>695131561
Scream at the lizard
Record yourself screaming at the lizard
post on a site
release
>>695131561
SPACE PROGRAM
>>695131561
video of you eating it live just pop it in and start chewing then spit lets see and eat again :D
/b/ space program
>>695132102
Supporting this notion
And OP BETTER record this shit
>>695131919
voting for this
>>695131561
Dubs: flush in toilet
Trips, draw all over it head to toe in blk sharpie
2 keep forever name him hades. Find a smaller lizard and name him cerberus. Feed even smaller lizards to cerberus and send their souls to the afterlife. #hadesistheman
>>695131561
Lizard + Funnel
stick the funnel in your ass and transfer the lizard directly to your sphincter
>trips.
>>695132323
32323
Does this count for anything?
>>695131919
this pls op
he might have kids and shit
>>695132323
then eat it?
>>695132184
this
>>695132455
dubs have spoken
undersea adventure
release
>>695131919
voting for this
But your lizard, it musta have a space program
>>695131561
eat its limbs one by one fagget
space program
>>695132184
this
FIREWORK SPACE PROGRAM
>>695133022
dubs have spoken
release
only after cumming on it
>>695133022
SPACE PROGRAM!
>>695131561
Copy Mad Max.
>>695131561
release lizardo
>>695132102
Obvious answer is obvious
TO THE MOON!
Space Program, please. Been a while
No other choice but to send that fucker to space
>>695131561
He must achieve high earth orbit
>>695132398
Ya. you being a faggot.
/b/ has spoken
space program op
do not disappoint
put in dryer
>>695131919
Scream meow at lizard while being Turkish
>>695131919
This
I support the space program movement
>>695131561
S P A C E P R O G R A M
Bump NASA edition
Release the dragon
>>695131561
Fly me to the moon
Bumping for that space program
Send him to Valhalla
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=fly+me+to+the+moon>>695134616
Bumping for space program
Space program is too much effort. Just jizz on it.
Alternatively: Piss in the container. Leave it to drown.
Space program.
>>695131561
Cook in oven
>>695131561
Microwave
bump for one small step for lizard one giant leap for lizardkind
Lizards are cool, let it go.
Fucking Space Program
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5akEgsZSfhg
Time to get fireworks
Might take some time
Will post in another thread
Space program op SPACE PROGRAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LX7WrHCaUA
WE ARE A GO FOR LIFT OFF
Space program!
>>695136322
Link to thread
>>695136322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYMCLz5PQVw
One more song...
Dismember it and record a timelapse of it regenerating it's limbs.
If he doesn't do the space program i will be moderately disappointed.
>>695136322
Get some balloons filled with helium, attach to container, and release imo.
TO THE MOON!!
>>695132102
T H I S
>>695136879
There's a helium shortage. Get woke motherfucker.
>>695137113
Ok...Hydrogen then, ala Hindenberg.
Shit maybe the balloon way since it'll be less awkward and suspicious than lighting a firework a almost two weeks after the fourth of july
>>695137603
Fireworks would be better, m8.
Fireworks. Suspicion doesn't mean shit.
Bump?
Keep the thread alive
bump
please have a mercy
>>695138914
This is /b/, yeah?
>>695131561
Given its girth it may be gravid. Let it go.
>>695137252
This, then attach a string to the balloon thats lit, let it go and watch the lizard plummet after the explosion.
He is one of your comrades against the rest of shitty nature.
Put him outside so he can eat bugs before they get into your house.
Geckos are one of the best things to have around.
>>695131561
Show it CP and record its reaction
>>695139066
Its belly swells just above its hips is pregger lizard. Freedom plzs, think of the chirruns OP!
prisoner for life
trips get
>>695139624
yeah but space program
1
>>695140359
It's past bedtime timmy.
>>695140228
>lizard is the ship
>kids are the passengers
New type of bio space ship.
>>695131919
This is my favorite.
>>695139624
>>695139066
We've never studied what live birth in space is like. Onward with the testing!
I will now hold a vote
A.Fireworks
B.Balloons
C.I throw this fucker as far as I can
>>695141542
Fireworks
>>695141542
BALLOONS
>>695141542
FIREWORKS
>>695141542
I laughed at c but you have to do b for maximum altitude
>>695131561
Welease Wodewick!
>>695141542
SPACE PROGRAM
But your lizard, it musta hafta use balloons
>>695141542
B, I need something to go with Balloon Frog gif
>>695141542
B will be the most entertaining. Can't see shit with fireworks
Tie him and fireworks to balloon!
I'm feeling the baloon option
>>695141542
FIRE
WORKS
DUBS SPEAK
Lets go /b/ and hendenburg this bitch
>>695141542
rolin for fireworks
FIYAWORKS
>>695141542
B. is the only way to send it to space.
Ballon
Balloons for /b/
Trips will decide this... I will roll for B
>>695141542
CCC
CC
C
>>695141542
Balloons. Watch his slow ascension
>>695142400
WINRAR
DUBS HAVE SPOKEN
Fireworks would be too short lived, use balloons
>>695142289
>>695142408
WINRAR
Seconded balloon option
Trips to settle deadlock, fireworks time niggers.
>>695142611
GOTS RECOGNIZED
Balloon
>>695142611
DUBS WANTED BALLOONS
>>695142400
winrar
>>695142533
ALSO WINRAR
FIREWORKS OR RIOT
>>695142400
Let's do this shit /b/itches.
>>695142611
>>695142533
DOUBLE DUBS
>>695141542
Why not both?
Someone post the frog webm so there new fags and summer fags will know what we are talking about
>>695142966
>>695142611
>>695142400
It is decided. We must tie him to a balloon and also a firework, and set the firework off.
>>695141542
balloons would be better tbh
>>695143037
plz
For all you new/summerfags
Is that a pokeman?
I'm laughing so hard rn I feel an iota of sympathy for the criminal scum
>>695133751
>>695143321
Bye bye froggo
If we use a firework it will be far too short lived. A balloon will be more satisfying.
>>695143252
I have the YouTube vid
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eSoqPMrfVLg
>>695141542
Fireworks
>>695143321
did it die?
WE HAVE TO NAME THE FUCKER FIRST YOU GUYS
>>695143747
Probably.
>>695143747
Some say it lives on the moon to this day
>>695143747
No it became space frog and lived in the stratosphere
>>695143866
ICARUS
>>695143747
>"Did it die?"
Do you really need to ask?
>>695143866
ICARUS REROLL
You hurt that lizzy ill hurt you
>>695143866
TYRONE
Nigard
>>695132102
fuck yeah this
Name it lil hitler
>>695143866
Tealizard
>>695143971
I second that
>>695144099
WINRAR
>>695143866
Buzz lizardyear
>>695143866
Can it really be anything other than Major Tom?
>>695141542
Fireworks
>>695143866
Günther
>>695144222
Winrar
>>695144099
winnrrarrr
>>695144222
Trips speak the truth ig
>>695144316
>>695144222
Sorry m8s, Nigard came first
>>695144444
FUCK DUDE
>>695144222
Winner winner chicken dinner
>>695144444
WITNESSED MAN, BUT NIGARD HAD IT FIRST
>>695144444
waaaa
>>695132102
LIZARD GAGARIN
>>695144444
HOLY FUCK MY FIRST QUINTS
EVERYONE SPAM CUM
>>695144489
But trips and pents speak!
>>695143866
That's a katydid not the lizard u fucktard
>>695144444
>>695144222
Win fucking rar
>>695144690
THEY WERE NOT BORN IN THE DAYS OF NIGARD
>>695132102
Reporting new cadet to the force
Fuck nigard our astrogecko is called major tom
DO IT
>>695144444
Major Tom Quints it is.
>>695144444
hnnggg
>>695144444
Whats op doing now?
>>695145035
I FUCKING EARNED MY DUBS BEFORE YOUR MAJOR TOM WAS A SPECK IN TRIP'S EYE
>>695144444
Holy shit, nice
>>695145239
The quints and trips were in favour of Major Tom. A hex would be rquired in Nigard's favour.
>>695144444
First quints my dudes
Proof it was me that got Nigard you faggots.
Check in OP. You okay? Major Tom didn't incapacitate you and escape did he?
We got any drawfags here that can draw a badass picture of Major Tom before he leaves this planet?
>>695145239
>call someone a newfaggot
>trips and quints don't overrule dubs
Literally kill yourself.
>>695145472
i tried to delete the post in shame anon, I realized what I had done
>>695145611
Nobody cares about your dubs faggot
>>695145669
Hi alex
>>695145722
checkt
>>695145835
Sup /b/
>>695131919
>>695131919
>>695131919
>>695131919
plz OP delivar
>>695144444
Holy fuck boys!
>>695145835
Brad?
>>695145669
knock it off alex
Do you guys realise that its going to burn in the thermosphere right?
greetings from EU! may your journey be halal major tom.
>>695146151
... Awesome. He'll be long dead by then anyway. God bless you, Major Tom.
>>695146094
Y'know, I'm surprised here. This is the first time I put my gmail in screen caps. Well, Major Tom it is.
>>695146151
Yes
>>695146123
No,conor
Holy fuck OP lets get this shoah on the road!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cYMCLz5PQVw
The little niglet is doing fine
>>695145669
Newfaggotry to the nth
Person who rolled quints in screencaps pls
RAYMONDS AFAGGGGGGOT
>>695146151
his body will burn, but his soul will live on forever in lizard heaven
>>695146501
Hurry up OP
Is anyone else playing Starman on repeat until launch?
>>695146684
What browser is that?
>>695146501
OP POKE HOLES IN THE TUBAWARE FOR Major tom TO BREATHE
>>695146543
Not newfaggotry, I just forgot the golden fucking rule like an autist
>>695145680
I can offer a shitty paint portrait
>>695146834
Merlin
>>695141542
Attach the lizard or whatever to a couple balloons, enough to keep it in air with an additional small firework. Got any fuse to extend the fireworks small one?
Ideally it's like 100m up and then plummets down after getting blasted or flung around in air.
Bonus points if the remains hit a car or a house
>>695146501
Do you think he knows what glory awaits him?
>>695146949
He'll have enough air soon enough ;)
>>695146501
Yo, make sure the fireworks are balanced. Otherwise this will just happen, except much faster. We want Niglet to go to space!
I suggest attaching Niglet between two fireworks
Op is out buying helium and fireworks dudes
Holy shit the amount of dubs and trips in here is amazing
>>695147167
Don't let Major Tom see that
>>695147299
And pents. Holy thread
>>695147197
Doesnt helium burn like propane which would mean that the ballons would pop when it would blast off
>>695147299
lf dubs, must DO
>>695131561
Cut off its penis first and make a new mouse gif
I'll transfer him to a plastic water bottle so I can poke holes in that also I'm gonna do it like 2-3 days from now I got things going on sorry for disappoint but there will be a new thread for his launch into space
>>695147466
Winrar
>>695147499
>fucking idiot
>>695147423
Helium is a noble gas propane is an organic molecule. Not the same thing
Join Tom in his space adventure, put balloon on him and fireworks up your pooper.
>>695147466
Winrar
>>695147568
You aren't op
>>695147674
So it doesnt burn very fast like helieum
>>695132102
This
>>695131919
Do it
>>695131919
This
>>695147819
Other way round good luck lighting helium
>>695147819
Helium isn't very flammable. You're thinking of hydrogen
where do you live that has geckos? OP in honduras or some shit?
>>695148191
probably ausfag
maybe new mexicofag
>>695148261
Hawaiifag possibly
>>695148191
Aus has heaps of them. Fireworks aren't an option here though so op probs isn't from here
>>695148261
Florida maybe
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u8vyT2LfDP
>>695144444
How much longer
I must witness
Please make a webm of this if its a video and it better be
>>695148667
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u8vyT2LfDP
kek ausfag was first guess
