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oh no
>>695089746
Oh look it's B1 and B2
>>695091989
ghost busters production
>>695092237
oops didnt take my hand off ctrl
$144 million
Box office $65.1 million
>>695092207
what does b stand for
>>695092237
safe space: the film set
>>695092291
bad start
>>695092344
but it has a 7/10 on rotten tomatos
>>695092597
never trust film reviewers on any movie with politically motivated casting
they wouldn't lie to me right?
>>695092291
As much as it's a shit movie, judging it by it's opening week is rather silly
Biggest opening week of all time, the new Star Wars, only made roughly it's production cost back.
>>695092344
Banana.
The Bananas In Pyjamas were called B1 and B2. Unconfirmed, but it's believed they mercilessly hunted down and/or molested teddy bears
>>695092597
RT goes by reviewers. You need to have an account for you to actually be considered a person. You need to look at the non-account reviews, or go to IMDB
they lie to themselves
>>695092990
I hate bananas. Bananas are the worst.
And the 70% on RT was from critics.
I'm pretty sure IMDB was spammed with 1star reviews before the film was out so I wouldn't take that seriously.
>>695093154
>And the 70% on RT was from critics.
I said reviewers when critics would have been a more accurate word. That is what I meant.
Being awake is hard.
oh well
all I know is I wont be giving my money to them to find out how terrible it is.
oh, in case you weren't entirely a valor already julian.
Weeks from now, when it comes out on blu ray and becomes pirateable, I will pirate it and then be able to say I TOLD YOU SO.
>>695093528
You can't be an established film critic without also being a cuck, I'm pretty sure.
>>695093678
I don't really have an opinion of blood on the dance floor and I still don't play pokemon go
I'm considering it right now though goddamn I'm bored
meleeeeeee pls get on faster
>>695093808
you can dominate 12 yr old scrubs on it.
>>695093877
you can't actually battle people though
where's the fun
>>695093808
Well yeah
Typically if a modern film isn't a "big twist" movie and has a review embargo, I automatically distrust it.
>>695093976
>where's the fun
It's entirely that time of gratification you get from achievements and seeing little numbers increase.
>time of gratification
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
As much as I adore these pain pills they do make life suffering in an entirely different way
>>695094195
>review embargo
dis
fucking
gusting
>It's entirely that time of gratification you get from achievements and seeing little numbers increase.
I HATE games like that. I like to dominate my enemies violently and directly.
speaking of violent domination hi avery
>>695094640
YOU'RE NOT DEAD
did you get mugged by mudslimes?
Hello people
hi subby
>>695094810
no
someone left their backpack on the tram though and I got very nervous
where are you again?
>>695094640
oh well if isn't MR TERRORIST
>is in america
>GTA online in orlando
>goes to france
>euro truck simulator in nice
hows ur trip?
>>695094340
>dis
>fucking
>gusting
Yeah it's a pretty gross strategy
Batman v Superman did it too
>>695094923
Yo
post paws
I am in illinois but I was in paris
>>695095071
it was pretty good
boring at parts, fun at others, entirely weird after the nice thing
oh, frogland
>>695095071
and here I thought it was just a vidya thing
>>695095150
here you go sicko
>>695095168
I didn't realize you were there last week, that must've been uncomfortable.
>>695094640
Nef and I conspired you to be a terrorist.
Are the accusations true?
any traps/sissies in the san fernando valley want to fuck right now? kik: bman1899
>>695095295
I spent the past two days watching every car that passed to see if it would suddenly veer into the sidewalk right where I was walking
>>695095298
keep your voice down
>>695095410
kill yourself
>>695095410
yeah hmu http://steamcommunity.com/id/Nefelpitou
>>695095547
it is silenced
howve you been? welcome back to freedom land!
>>695095410
yeah message me at böipüszay1488
>>695095547
You don't speak frog do you? Was everyone super on edge?
i am a huge faggot please rape my face
>>695095175
Nah the big thing in games industry is to just pay for reviews. No one gives a shit outside of gamergaters.
I just check steam reviews, they're usually more varied.
>>695095168
Well that's good. Travel is always something
>>695095749
I've been pretty good
had a good vacation
>>695095791
I do not speak french no so it was hard to tell
I think they were more relaxed in paris cuz it's already on extreme military lockdown
>>695095897
I'd enjoy it more if being unable to communicate effectively with people didn't give me extreme anxiety
guess what's protected by facebook :^)
>>695095897
review embargo is a regular practice in games too though, for the slightly less dishonest
>>695096069
were frogs rude to you for being the gross ignorant american?
>>695096078
(((zuckerberg)))
also man avery got to go straight to ground zero for vacation and I'm stuck at the shitty faggot beach with nothing to do
fuck this bs tbh
>>695096078
nothing
>>695096069
What was your favorite thing you did? I might be able to go over seas soon. Although, our plans might change depending on the environment in Europe.
>>695096069
Oh yeah btw
My sister eloped with some dude from Morocco.
Last I heard she wanted to bring him to Perth to visit
>>695096344
Well often that's reserved for games like Aliens: Colonial Marines, where there is not actual way to get good reviews without breaking several laws of man and nature.
hello mick
>>695096578
tons of games have done it though. Hell, I think GOOD games have done it before. Overzealous publishers
>>695096344
only one of them who said something loudly in the street behind me and then passed me angrily muttering in english when I didn't answer
the rest (ie all the ones in customer service) spoke english and were nice and polite
>>695096424
saw the bastille day fireworks at the eiffel tower
was the sickest shit
>>695096578
is that a big deal
is it something that would piss off your family
>>695096793
That sounds about right to me honestly. How much arabic did you hear?
>>695096536
foxy getting his nutrients :3
>>695096793
Didnt it all go up in smoke?
And that must have been an incredible day to be honest though.
Didnt you go to a ZZ-top concert too?
Nya~
>>695096578
Even without review embargos I don't trust AAA publishers
>>695096906
>How much arabic did you hear?
he was in FRANCE not germany
>>695097033
damn right
ultimately of course video game reviews are irrelevant since like one good game comes out every other year or so
>>695097399
france is more muslim than any other EU country dude
>>695096715
Yeah it does happen
>>695096793
This is a girl who has never done anything in her life except mooch from people
She has literally travelled the world 3 times, at 24 years old, entirely through the power of leeching off people she meets.
She has taken parasitism to entirely new heights
Now, she wants to visit Perth (READ: Crash at parents place, with new husband, mooches for the mooch god, leeches for the leech throne) with a guy she eloped with. My folks only found out after the marriage, and are sick of her mooching ways.
Somewhere in her brain she thinks this is a good idea.
>>695097270
Not all of them are bad but I definitely do not pre-order games by EA or Ubisoft.
>>695097463
Not to mention patches render everything obsolete sometimes. The entire game changes
>>695097422
>tfw no anthro bf
>tfw lacking anthro nutrients in my diet
:_: no hunky wolf for me
I saw even fewer muslims in germany
>>695096906
almost none
I think I heard some from a muslim family at the louvre
>>695097178
no, that happened well after it ended
and then lily texted me saying "there was an attack are you okay" and then the cell service went out and I couldn't respond for like 30 minutes
yeah I did but I was super tired at it
they were good though
>>695097612
oh, she's the shit sister
tell her/him to fuck off and get a job
>>695097612
>This is a girl who has never done anything in her life except mooch from people
>She has literally travelled the world 3 times, at 24 years old, entirely through the power of leeching off people she meets.
>She has taken parasitism to entirely new heights
am I your sister?
>>695097612
the patch issue mostly only applies to games that are broken on launch (underlying game is fine, just doesn't work) and multiplayer games
a game not working and a game being bad are not really the same thing
>>695097637
OY
PAY ATTENTION TO MY RACIST COMMENTS, PADDY
>>695097880
I'm gonna call you incredibly lucky.
>>695097946
I think they all just speak french/english in public
>>695098143
that and france also has de facto no go zones for westerners
>>695097946
oh but i am
Everyone's talking about muslims and I'm just sitting here being Canadian
>>695097612
I rarely pre-order because where's the incentive to make the best game they can if they have my money?
I'll still back games on KS though.
>>695097635
I'm sure you'll get some Vitamin Wolf in your diet some day
>>695098297
hey here's a good one
how many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman?
>>695098344
>Everyone's talking about muslims and I'm just sitting here being Canadian
I've got bad news for you.
>>695097880
Noice, I bet the show was incredible with the backdrop too
lily?
Well at least you got to go though!
I find it humorous that you saw ZZtop and american band in europe. Do the french enjoy him like the Germans enjoy David Hasselhof?
>>695098696
dammit you knew that one
alright alright here goes
an irishman walks past a bar
>>695098344
heres hoping. I'm lacking it
>no big fluffy hunky chest to nuzzle into
I caught a growlithe!
>>695097893
You wanna ride moroccan dick?
>>695097880
Yeah it's the shit sister. Assuming my parents do allow her to stay with them, my brother might have to move in with me.
Which I am sorta okay with - he's alright
But at the same time that shouldn't be a thing. He shouldn't be displaced for Andrew Ryan's nightmare incarnate.
>>695097946
Nah some games radically change with patches, dude. Not just multiplayer ones.
>>695098344
I've backed two games on KS
One is a flop, the other I am waiting on. They're getting good feedback on it, so hopefully it will be worth it.
>>695098996
only if he's not a muslim filth and looks nice maybe.
you should send pix
>>695099105
If I get some I might do that
Maybe she's on facebook, I'll check
>>695098996
For example?
>>695099105
>moroccan
>not muslim
bruh
>>695098790
heh i havent heard that one before
I miss roy
>>695099252
he could be a spanish catholic.
>>695098575
Oh, they're all over the place here, it's just somehow less of a problem?
>>695098996
I've backed a few flops, but I did back Undertale and avoid Might No. 9, so my record's pretty good overall
>>695098843
Go to some fur meets or furry dating sites or something.
why?
>>695098276
I stayed well within the confines of the Tourism Zone (read: all of central paris + versailles) and a bit of the business district
I stepped out of the train station at frankfurt for a few minutes and that was an experience let me tell you
>>695098632
>backdrop
nigga they shot the fireworks OFF the tower
and they lit up the tower with LEDs and floodlights as well
lily is my gf
I saw them in nuremburg though
there was a pretty huge turnout there actually
you could tell a lot of them didn't know english well because they'd just cheer whenever someone in zz top said anything, regardless if it was appropriate
>>695098996
that reference would have gone right over my head if I had not just watched bioshock at sgdq
they should just tell her to find her own lodging, they're out of beds
>>695099269
Excellent, my work here is done you alcoholic layabout.
>>695099394
I meeeeeean
"""could"""
>>695099489
Probably because you already bend over for them.
>>695099506
>train stations
those are basically rape destinations for the snackbars
Add cumcloser1 on snapchat if you're horny sometime :))
>>695099489
nah I'll just keep my misery and anthro fantasies
wait, undertale was on kickstarter?
I guess it was.
>>695099697
What did you expect, seriously
>>695089760
>horse w/ a human penis
>>695099936
>human w/ a horse head
>>695099506
holy shit that is awesome man
ooohhhhh avery has a grill
Thats hilarious, Germans are weird, they really like american rock n roll for some reason. It might have to do with David Hasselhoff singing on the berlin wall when it was being torn down.
>>695099936
disgusting
>>695099626
I might be a layabout but i'm no alcohooligan
though i do know at least 2 irish alcoholics
>>695099252
Any game that updates from a playable "alpha", like Prison Architect and basically anything from Amplitude Studios
Any game with content patches that alters gameplay
Really any time gameplay significantly changes. It's more common than it was 10 years ago.
>>695099506
You underestimate how skilled she is at this kind of manipulation. She has taken your bed before you have even asked.
She has taken both your spare and your actual bed. She has combined them into a single bed for her to sleep across, like a cat on a keyboard. You are still standing at the threshold of your house, unable to process what has happened.
You are sleeping on the floor. There is a small bug looking up at you. You glare down on it and it scurries away in distress.
>>695100274
You should drink more. It's part of your heritage and is also fun.
>>695100382
Oh yeah I see you. I always think of singleplayer games as narrative driven or one-off experiences since there are so few singleplayer games I play repeatedly like multiplayer games.
>She has taken both your spare and your actual bed. She has combined them into a single bed for her to sleep across, like a cat on a keyboard. You are still standing at the threshold of your house, unable to process what has happened.
Your sister sounds actually evil.
>>695099626
And yet we don't have any no-go zones because of it.
We're clearly doing something right
>>695100044
Bojack Horseman?
>>695099670
Go chase your dreams, silly~
>>695100690
Canada has the advantage the US has of only really importing relatively high quality immigrants from even low quality countries. This is because of the oceans.
>>695099626
muslims specifically weren't a problem, it was just general homeless/crazies and the whole place smelled like piss
when we were trying to use the lockers there was a very dirty woman standing about 10 feet away from us screaming at the wall in toothless german
outside I started just staring at the ground in front of me because about 1/3rd of everyone was homeless and asking for change
the street there was an interesting mix of sex shops, gun stores, and outdoor cafes
also drinking in public is a very normal thing for everyone in germany and that was a weird bit of culture shock
>>695100108
see if you can find a video, shit almost brought me to tears with the music
also the french national anthem is like 1000 times better than ours
I think it's more because german rock music peaked in 1975
>>695100382
have you tried cooking with more garlic and filling your house with religious iconography
>>695100553
It's only fun when you are with other people who are drinking
on your own it's just depressing
Been a while. How're the faggots doing?
>>695100925
with the internet you're never alone
>>695100888
>gun stores
>germany
What?
>>695100925
Until you're drunk enough.
>>695101028
I saw a place with an uzi in the window and judging from the neighborhood it seemed legit
I dunno what gun laws there are in germany and I didn't want to stop to take a closer look
>>695100553
>Your sister sounds actually evil.
Well, she's the kind of selfish where she really does not usually consider other people's needs or feelings. It's not that she's actively trying to fuck you over - it's just that she's so thoughtless it never even occurred to her you probably need that bed.
>>695100888
She lies garlic
Everyone likes garlic.
>>695101224
well you sure as fuck can't own uzis. Curious.
>>695101263
That is actually the definition of sociopathy.
>>695100952
bretty sad because i cant get the cute armsocks and leggings i wanted
>>695100991
i suppose
>>695101028
that's true, i'd definitely do some stupid shit though
>>695101263
wooden stakes? running water?
>>695101344
perhaps it was air-soft or it was a pawn shop that was reaaaally confident that a cop wasn't gonna walk past
>>695100841
Europe should just build a wall, then~
>>695100888
Sounds like a fun place. Cafes and sex shops are just about the only kinds of businesses I need in my life
>>695101487
I've never done anything stupid drunk at all.
>>695101504
I'd bet airsoft.
>>695101543
Europe has many, many more problems.
>>695100888
>I think it's more because german rock music peaked in 1975
tell me more, I have no knowledge of German music
Ill see if I can find one
Most nations have a better NA than ours, ours is not very inspirational.
>>695101344
Well there you go.
Two forever alones
a sociopath
me and my brother
my parents must be fuckin proud
>>695101504
I think she's more of a robot dracula than a dracula.
>>695099697
katia i have a thing for you and it's not even my penis
>>695101796
You're probably the best of the litter.
>>695101543
germany was full of sex shops/strip clubs actually, relatively near the tourist areas too
definitely seems to be less stigma there about that sort of thing
>>695101639
coulda been
either way
don't recommend frankfurt
>>695101754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT0f1Tw3YXM
>>695101796
running water it is, then
>>695101880
I'm a walking series of accidents with alternatively amazing and awful luck
The poor fuckers.
>>695101970
Can running water stop a robot dracula?
>>695102054
short-circuits them
>>695101796
>>>>implying
anyway bye I'm watching melee and not talking to you guys for a little while
>>695102115
bye have fun
>>695101639
oh really?
last time I was drunk I impulse bought loads of stupid shit i didnt need
>>695102105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHF2hDuH5HE
It's for you, because ur so manly
>>695102103
That is excellent. I will try it
Also see above video.
>>695101639
One wall per problem
>>695101970
I'm not even the type to make use of strip clubs but neighbourhoods that have them are usually fun
And Neu! is some good shit
>>695101970
I am instantly reminded of Tom Petty with the first song
Do you just browse albums all day?
>>695102569
>Do you just browse albums all day?
You have summed up freklz life in a single sentence
>>695102354
his nail game is off.
last time I was really drunk I tried very hard to contribute to a conversation between my dad and a german dude about arcane controls engineering/global management bullshit
>>695102354
that intro made me feel bad
>>695102414
I haven't been too many neighborhoods with strip clubs to be honest
there aren't many in places I've lived except chicago
>>695102569
only some days
>>695102789
>>695102789
>>695102789
>>695102789
>>695102789
>>695102874
Yeah I guess he's just not as manly as you guys
>>695103003
the manliest
>>695100952
where is this from?
>>695103003
at first I thought he had them painted red, white, and blue cuz of nice
then I considered that he probably didn't make the video yesterday
Anyone have canine x human stuff?
Last time I was drunk was last night, and had to explain to this guy I met how to set up problems in Economics.
He was an idiot, didnt even know how to take a derivative or an integral.
>>695102874
Where do you look for albums?
His other ones are also alright
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV-E6NoK2L8
>>695103179
Clearly he can see into the future
>>695103066
I cannot compete
>>695103392
youtube sidebar or whatever people link me
>>695103476
whoaaaaa
>>695102874
A lot of North American cities don't have big red light districts. It's tragic.
>>695103003
I, for one, am definitely the manliest motherfucker around
>>695103476
I can manly you if you want
>>695103692
I'm sorry I only go for girly types
>>695103628
mate please
I have a spine problem
It's cruel of you to make me laugh so hard
>>695103511
do you just browse the internet while ding so?
you seem to have more than 24 hours in your days
I'm going to spam until someone starts dumping porn
>>695103830
but what if you're the girly type?
>>695103628
I don't really go in for that sort of thing, so I don't mind
>>695103888
browse the internet or play games
I just spend a lot of time in front of the computer
>>695103909
functionally no different than dumping porn
>>695103924
Then I am a lesbian
duh
>>695104018
Neckbeard spotted
>>695087881
Can I get some more Guilmon?
Worst gfur thread ever
>>695104144
wow mister you're really clever for spotting that one
>avery
>a neckbeard
>>695104018
this does not surprise me knowing you are a CS major.
do you have plans to build a gigga rig PC?
>>695104301
funnily enough I spend very close to none of it productively
no, but I have plans to make plans to build a medium-rig pc
>>695104566
Good 4 you.
>>695103830
Spine problem? Don't worry, us girly types can be gentle
>>695104018
But the strip clubs light the way to the best sketchy restaurants and dive bars~
>>695104687
hey thanks man
>>695104566
Is medium rig a codeword for "I'm poor as shit"?
>>695104692
Just a disc extrusion
>>695104566
kek, that is pretty funny saying that I also suffer from that
nice, Id like to as well, but money and shit.
My laptop is holding up fine enough as it is, so it can handle everything atm
>>695104954
Ah, I hope it gets worse and you lose your legs or something
>>695093877
That image is everything I hate about furries in one post. First they nickname anthro animals to furries so that they have an excuse for people to like their community when in reality you just like anthro animals. Now this fucker is trying to take over a team with his shitty fucking fursuit that needs to burn in hell.
>>695104824
more or less
>>695104692
they are sufficient but not necessary
>>695105057
mine is slowly dying
>>695105176
That's sad. Poor people annoy me.
>>695105103
Even if I did I would live a better life than you
Not that it would be hard
>>695105269
I'm sorry you get annoyed by shallow shit like that
>>695105176
my friend offered to supply me with his tower, and monitor, which really made me interested into building one.
But, I cannot persuade myself to drop that money for something I would maybe just use to play games.
>>695105337
No... you really wouldn't. Being a cripple and all.
>>695105627
>>695105627
>>695105627
>>695105477
Your ass is not shallow
>>695101224
What the fuck were you smoking. Like. Normal people can't even own guns. It's hard to get a gun license.
Automatic weapons or anything more than guns and hunting rifles? Nope nope nope nope nope. Just no. I know exactly one person who can legaly own a gun, and that's a hunter. This is not America, where you can buy guns in the grocery store. I know exactly one gun store, and that one only sells hunting rifles.
I just googled and there are 8 gunstores in a 50 kilometer radius from my home. In thise radius, there are several dozen million people. And I can tell you those are NOT in the bad parts of town. These are the only ones allowed to sell or buy them, no private person or pawn shop can either.
I am calling bullshit on ALL of that. You were either tripping or you are just lying. Like, unless you walked right into the worst part of the Frankfurt ghetto, none of that can be true. And belive me, I fucking LIVE in the ghetto (though not of Frankfurt), sex shop right next to the bakery and the icecream shop, darkskinned children all around, dubious bars, "All of X hates the police" and anarcho signs all over the walls.
>>695107118
whoa calm down dude, I was just a tourist
bump
double bump
