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azor jon
>I do enough, exercise. and work for a living
fuck me
>>694987492
The feeling's mutual.
>>694987492
suck on my radioactive wang
Out on the sea, we'd be forgiiiiiven~
>>694987688
Not at all.
>>694987622
Aww fuck it, I'll contribute
>lurk mode disengage
>>694987897
GoooOOOOOooOO
>>694987897
No no, as you were. I insist.
amm sux
>>694987940
hawt
saved
>>694987940
faggot more like laggot
gotem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8OlDPqYBLw
>>694988091
>>694988202
>>694988151
what kind of shitty ass song is this??!?!?! GET THIS OLD SCHOOL SHIT OUT
>>694988307
>>694988292
whatever that is you totally shouldn't be chewing on it
hothead
>>694988397
I got something for you to chew on
>>694988439
ooo is it trident
>>694988392
>tfw no furry bf to cuddle with
>>694988570
best gum, obviously
Hello julian and neffy
>>694988639
oh
yeah, that's definitely it.
>>694988544
>>694988439
You can't chew on anything sexual without causing sever pain.
>>694988671
Mornin
>>694988347
Why are you bumping Nibi's thread?
>>694988671
I totally knew who you were the entire time.
>>694988705
Awesome, I go through gum unholy fast.
>>694988758
>>694988544
Yeah, sucks to be you.
>>694988798
to annoy him, obviously
>>694988798
How are you feeling today?
>>694988814
alright
>>694988814
I bet you gumslut
>>694988931
But anyway now I am content. What's up in your world, other than the hernia?
>>694988961
That's how spurdo would pronounce it, yes.
>>694988996
>>694988931
I want to fap to lewd femboys not lolis
>>694988931
Leg is giving me grief, but most likely just because I only woke up about half an hour ago
I'm gonna see friends today and it should be fine by then
>>694988924
Terrible
>>694989163
>>694989218
isnt everything I do though?
>>694989112
what
>>694989245
>>694989112
Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet life
I'm so bored every day I do nothing but take walks, watch anime, and flirt with Darwin.
How has your day been?
>>694989218
Oh good, I hope you have fun. Yeah it's always worse right when you wake up.
>>694989257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV-E6NoK2L8
>>694989363
>>694989285
"islamig gommunism"
"benis"
spurdo-speak, derived from finnish, voices stop sounds that are traditionally voiceless (k sounds turn into g, p turns into b, etc).
So "gumslut" if you assume it's a post-spurdo word...
>>694989420
How IS darwin doing? I miss him, sort of.
I'm doing aight
>>694989245
I never find this when I walk in the forest.
>>694989467
>>694989620
>>694989447
>and the coconut oil from a grocery store only half a mile away from here
this is pretty funny
>>694989597
>2^x list
What did he mean by this?
>>694989517
He is fine, out socializing tonight which leaves me bored enough to seek company here.
I need coconut oil now that I think about it
>>694989729
>>694989420
It should be nice, even though it's rainy as fuck right now
Get my bbq on
Eat like, infinitey sausages. Long pieces of meat everywhere in and around my mouth
>>694989742
It's a pretty decent series.
>>694989808
Darwin...socializes, in real life?
>>694989924
I love long pieces of meat everywhere in and around my mouth too. One of my favorite foods, though I've cut back from having it near daily for obvious health reasons.
>>694989983
More often than you might expect. I am assured it is exhausting and to stay inside forever.
>>694989924
are they all this good?
>>694989517
nigger what
>>694989892
>>694990144
Really makes you think.
>>694990112
Yeah, I'd endorse that position myself. Poor darwin.
>>694990257
Say "gumslut" out loud
then say it again, but don't vibrate your vocal chords when you pronounce the "g"
>>694990260
>>694990220
They vary, but there definitely are some good ones in there.
>>694990112
Yeah I've been all "healthy" and not eating junk food as much since I got wrecked.
It's awful
>>694990324
your memes are shit
>>694990642
My linguistically informed memes are too next level for you.
I came as soon as I heard someone talking about unvoiced/voiced consonant pairs
>>694990583
*wink*
>>694990260
O want to try that... but i think im 2 fat
>>694990324
I have been doing a very good job of avoiding contact with people other than my family. It is best this way. Nothing is more rewarding than being alone all the time.
>>694990583
I know. I've had to portion my eating now that I can't exercise as hard. It is suffering especially late at night when I'm bored.
>>694990757
In the context of finnish memes. Voiced/unvoiced stops are allophones in finnish I'm pretty sure.
>>694990757
Post your butt.
>>694990802
>>694990733
shiiiiiiiiiit
it's shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
so is your waifu
>>694990880
I only want to interact with melee people. And it's not really that I like them, it's just that they play melee.
>>694990955
>tfw can't even post ran right now to defy you
fuck
>>694990776
ey bby sup?
>>694990948
>>694990260
I can but I won't.
>>694991002
why cant you
>>694990955
Aren't you his waifu?
>>694991002
I do interact with the people that play ultimate frisbee in my town I forgot about that. And it's not really that I like them, it's just that they play ultimate frisbee.
>>694991040
>>694991046
Shit, I actually can't.
>>694990880
Yeah boredom is awful as fuck
That being said it has been a little cheaper which is alright
>>694991052
my ran folder is on my PC and I'm not home
>>694991062
no, he's my boyfriend. Waifus are 2d.
>>694991106
Yeah, I don't really like a lot of people.
>>694991027
enjoyed my dukebutt, now just chilling
>>694990917
I don't have one, I swear
>>694990907
Oh? I didn't know that. All I know about Finnish is the single/double consonant distinction.
It's a silly language
>>694991214
would you marry frisk?
>>694991317
>>694987432
I DO NOT COME HERE TO SEE FAGGOT HORSESHIT
MODS CLEAN THIS FUCKING PLACE UP
THIS IS THE LOWEST POINT OF /b/ EVER
>>694991214
Liking people is overrated. The internet brings me all the companionship I need.
>>694991208
I have been using the st ore as an excuse to walk which has caused me to spend more money recently than I want. Even though it's only a few dollars a day since I just get iced tea.
>>694991339
Estonian, which is the closest major language to finnish, has fucking three-way vowel lengthening. Unreal.
>>694991377
No he looks all asian and shit.
>>694991535
I do like some people but I have maybe unreasonable standards.
>>694991652
Oy Subby why am I still awake tho?
>>694991466
>>694991535
lol I'm doing exactly the same. Once a day I walk down to the shops, I get a vege juice thing
>>694991223
Sounds like time well spent
>>694991712
Clearly you make terrible decisions, just like me.
>>694991339
Suicide time, then.
>>694991786
it's pretty fun yeah
>>694991652
I did like some people, though I have learned that getting involved with real life people is usually just a road to disappointment and hurt feelings.
>>694991786
I have not taken a walk today I should do that, but no motivation. Maybe I'll take a late night one right before I shower.
>>694991744
>>694991844
The power of cereal drives me onward.
>>694991966
Oh yeah I don't dislike people for silly emotional reasons or anything since I don't really get invested in them. I dislike people because they're boring or dumb. Most of them. It's really difficult to have a conversation with someone who can't follow a train of logic to its conclusion.
>>694992016
You are a bottomless pit of hunger.
>>694991981
>>694991891
W-wait, for which one of us?
>>694991652
The worst kind of three-way
That seems like it would just slow down communication.
>>694992116
I'm hungry for life.
Or death, once I've eaten too much.
>>694992116
Oh, yeah I assumed that as a given. I rarely find anyone that can match my pace. Too obscure sense of humor, my mother has the same problem with people.
I do lots of things for silly emotional reasons even though I do know they're dumb.
>>694992220
>>694992346
>>694992346
I think a lot of languages would say that about, say, English consonant density. Like, what the actual fuck is going on in "strength"
>>694992351
I like to tell vegetarians that no matter what they do, they can't stop feasting on organic material, and that there's no reason to believe a distributed nervous system is less conscious than a centralized one.
>>694992417
I have one friend who's truly smart, interesting and swift and I see him like twice a year. Life is very hard.
At all other times, melee is all I've got.
>>694992220
dawww
>>694991652
but asians are smarter
kk everything is pain going back to bed
nite lovelies
>>694992688
smarter than you, but thats just cause ur a dumb
>>694992654
Their feeble minds can't comprehend such things.
Be nice to the poor vegetarians. And God have mercy upon the vegans.
>>694992519
>>694992688
They have higher visuospatial IQ, to a significant enough degree that their total IQ is higher, but whites actually have higher verbal IQs. 3 guesses as to which one I care about more.
Ashkenazi jews incidentally are basically a hyper-selected variant of Europeans which is why they have very high IQ as well as obscene rates of heritable illness.
>>694992936
They can't, but it's fun to fuck with them.
Vegan genocide best day of my life.
>>694992831
Night neffers.
>>694992831
Its the middle of the day
#teammystic
>>694992831
bye nef get well soon
>>694993016
>>694993024
How mad would a vegan be if you ate them?
>>694993024
is that why hitchens was white
>>694993060
dev
wanna help me remove kebab
>>694993222
Honestly? As long as you weren't white they'd probably apologize to you
>>694993060
Hey, you're not dead.
>>694992521
But if I do that I'll never find my butt!
>>694992654
English is a shitshow in general though.
The only thing it has going for it is the lack of gendered nouns
>>694993217
>>694993314
not dev, but what kind of kebab? filthy capitalist or chechnya
>>694993292
hitchens was only 1/32 ethnically jewish
>>694993417
english really isn't that bad outside of orthography, english orthography is real goddamn awful
>>694993475
turks, chechens, arabs, pakis, et al
capitalists are not kebab
>>694993314
What if I don't identify as white?
>>694993060
get
THE FUCK
OUT
>>694993314
Might take care of itself by the looks of things. Although I think the context is lost on me.
>>694993354
I am not. How ya been?
>>694993475
>filthy capitalist
>kebab
remove yourself.
>>694993606
Cultural appropriation. Now they're REALLY mad.
team instinct tbh
>>694993706
KILL YOURSELF USELESS FUCK
>>694993648
Okay.
>>694993706
Dozens.
>>694993586
>>694993790
valor or gtfo
>>694993677
I figured someone who was adjacent to orlando at the time of that particular enriching might be on board. And also I historically don't get along well with you so there might be a bridge building opportunity here.
>>694993704
Good thing that they likely have zero muscle mass.
Not really much of a problem any way you put it, then.
>>694993677
Eh. Started a new job a month ago, so been absorbed in that.
>>694993945
I am bored I will retract into aloneness
by nefel/julian
>>694994097
>>694994046
the problem for eating them is that they don't really have any fat either. Like it's all straight up skin and bone.
>>694994115
Later kiddo.
>>694993572
That's definitely the worst part. English with phonetically defined vowel orthography would be good shit.
>>694994248
I made dev leave
>>694994064
Doesn't get better than this.
>>694994332
>>694994283
But if you think about it, spoken english is actually among the most accessible languages, I'd posit. By virtue of spreading so far, the canonical language has receded somewhat to a lowest common denominator.
>>694994348
Good Job
>>694994255
We have something in common, at least.
>>694994518
ty
