ITT we post our secrets
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ITT we post our secrets
I'm a man.
>>694970391
I am the best DDR player in the world. I've been to Japan multiple times to take part in, and win, competitions. It was cool when DDR was a fad, but now it's uncool so I don't tell anyone. I've made over half a million dollars just playing DDR.
>>694970391
my best friends gf often cheat on him... with me, she thinks anal doesn't count as cheating so she lets me do her whenever he isn't around. i know it does count as cheating, but hey if she's going to cheat, might aswell be with me.
i'm sucking my sisters vibrator off, cause maybe she did forgot to clean it up
>>694970391
im 23/m and wearing a diaper i have no medical need for.
I'm a satanist, haven't told anyone for obvious reasons
>>694970391
15 and only 1 gf we only be on the relation 3 weeks and i have fear of dont dind another relationship early
>>694970391
I am gay.
>>694972412
you anonymous on here, mind posting some proof of some sort? like a ddr machine with a timestamp
I have a hypnosis kink and a thing for situations where I might get caught, so when I hypnotize my friends I jerk off once I get them under. They have no clue of my fetishes.
>>694970391
I have an exact angle I can put the window in my room in so I can see into my flatmates room. I watch him fuck her whenever she's over
>>694974225
MODS!!!
I like romantic comedians
I'm with a girl I'm incredibly unhappy with because I lost the girl I was sure was my soulmate.
My lifes a never ending void of depression and no one knows.
I joined the army to get away from life and I leave soon.
Theres more but whatever.
>>694970391
I'm Taylor Swift
>>694974351
faggot
i have a hard time believing any of these
I'm a memelord who uses offensive jokes to cover up the fact that I'm a gay furry
I hatemy friends but i dont tell to anybody because i would be alone, the only thing made me stay alive and dont bored its League of legends
I'm hiding in the attic Ann Frank ly I'm getting pretty board.
I fucked my friends mom while his dad watched. Pretty sure he ate my cum out of her once I left. My friend has an idea I fucked his mom, but if he only knew the extent.
I use twitter rp to score chesse pizza.
>>694974527
it's /b/ everything is a work of fiction anon. you should consider this a roleplaying board.
go wild anon, you could be a doctor or a minister, or maybe a coast guard if that seems fun
I alredy post 3 times and I have more, thats sad.
twas molested
>>694974629
Kakarotler
I fell incredibly in love with my best friend 3 - 4years ago
We kissed 2 times when we were drunk and we said that we never going to talk about it
and now our friendship is destroyed but i still got really strongg feelings and since she tells me everything it really hurts me when she tells me stuff like "at this party i met this guy and we fucked in the bathroom" and stuff or that she sucked off a guys dude while leaving me alone at 3 AM
I'm listening the very best of elvis presly right now
>>694970391
I'm taking female hormones everyday for the obvious reasons.
>>694974979
gl bro, or sister...
>>694974405
Holy shit. Fucking feels. If you need to vent, pour your heart out man.
>>694974439
I hate when people call mods for everything but underage fags they shut the place up with the stupid shit they say. They reveal themselves all the time by saying stupid shot at least be smasmarty enough to not just out yourself
>>694975057
Thanks hon, I spose sister is the goal in the end.
i'm kind of a loser but i do mean well and my friends like me for who i am, but when i go on job interviews or meet a woman i can't help but make myself look better by lying that i'm an architect that's currently working on a big project.
I've jacked off to my sister's panties multiple times when she's not home and sometimes I'll leave a bit of my cum on her toothbrush in the bathroom
>>694974424
Proof with timestamp or kys
I'm scared to tell my friends my conservative views because I fear they'll see me as some sort of racist nazi
>>694974424
Oh boy, here we go again..
>>694974900
if this is true. Do yourself a favor dude, from a guy who was in a similar situation (Minus the fucking other guys part), cut ALL contact with her.
Facebook / Twitter / Skype / Hanging out. Everything dude.
You don't even have to tell her, just back off. It's killing you man. It surely was killing me. Still kills me not talking to her everyday, knowing how her day is going, having someone to talk deep stuff... hurts man, but hurts more when she doesn't love you like you do.
I killed a bunny when I was a 5. It didn't die when I threw it at the wall so I spent about half an hour torturing it (breaking it's limbs, poking at it's eye with a stick). Never knew bunnies could scream. That was my first memorable boner
I have regular sex with my sheep girlfriend
I delete torrents the moment the download finishes.
>>694975281
You my friend are the silent majority but still get better friends
>>694975430
you monster
The only way i can get excited with porn is looking some sadomasochism or at least some sumision, if it doesnt have its like im watching some puppies.
>>694974900
Tell her how you feel, anon.
My wife and i are currently planning a me her and trap 3some
When I was im the Navy, me and a bunch of buddies would go to thailand and get some of those lady boys and take them up to the hotel and juat go to town on them all night.
I DROPPED THE SCREW IN THE TUNA!
I am a alcoholic in the closet with a business and a big family. I never miss any family shit but I am also a degerate gambler. I also meet up with women I meet on Craigslist and beat off in in my office daily. WTF is wrong with me? AMA
I always double dip.
>>694975688
I ATE THE LUTEFISK
I was the bass player for a bit in haircut 100
>>694970391
I have sexually coerced 9 girls to let me do whatever I wanted to them. None of it involved using force.
These instances account for approximately 30% of the chicks ive fucked and are by far the best times I have ever had sex.
I am 38 years old (almost 39) and I still have no idea what it means to be an adult. I don't know what it feels like to love anyone -- even my own family. I try my best to fake it but I find it annoying and tedious, like they are wasting my time. I would rather be by myself and not have to pretend like I care.
Somehow, this bothers me... but not enough to REALLY care.
I thought you could turn off the radio and the music would pause so I missed my favorite song when i was a kid cause I was saving it for my dad and he didn't give a shit when it didn't work and it hurt my feelings so i killed him
>>694970391
Since breaking up with my wife about a month ago, I've been thinking about nothing but cocks. It's been over 10 years since I've sucked a dick but want to do it again so fucking bad.
I go for walks every night and go to public parks where I strip off all my clothes and walk around completely naked and then masturbate.
I've been talking to other horny guys on steam and am very close to meeting up with some of them at the parks I go to so that I can finally suck cock again.
I want to suck cock so fucking bad that I am already telling myself to let whoever I finally do suck off I'm going to let him cum in my mouth and I'm going to try and swallow his load.
I eat my own shit
>>694975745
Iktf anon
>>694975236
i feel old for getting the reference...
>>694970391
CHIKADZUKITAI KIMI NO RISOU NI
SUNAO NI NARENAI
>>694975819
Dude just suck a cock...I mean fuck who cares?
>>694975819
did you break up with your wife because of these homosexual desires or was it an unrelated incident?
>>694975150
I refuse to leave or let this girl know how I really feel because shes been nothing but great twards me and it would be unfair for me to leave her for my ex.
Not that she wpuld even take me back..
I play vidya to drown out anything bad from my mind and to keep me going.
I'm 18.
My family is dirt poor and my dad wprls 14 hours a day for an under paying construction job.
I'm watching my father slowly kill himself in work exhaustion and cry ever day because he cant give his kids the life he wants for them.
My mother is a religious fanatic who isn't doing much to help him because"god will provide".
I'm always broke because they take any money I make for bills.
There you go.
I've stolen a computer from school and probably will have a search warrant on me within the next month if my paranoia is correct.
Wishing otherwise though, its crazy how much I regret it, I was down at the time and it seemed like one of the only ways to bring some opportunity back in my life with no risk.
>>694975819
>I've been talking to other horny guys on steam and am very close to meeting up with some of them at the parks I go to
how the hell do you use steam to look for dicks to suck ? i've never seen a group made there for that purpose
>>694975688
Oh my god
apparently have kid that have never met
>>694976101
>I mean fuck who cares?
Jesus Does,
every time a dude finishes in another dudes mouth Jesus stands on top of a cloud and yells out "gaaaaay!"
>>694970391
>be me, 1 year ago exactly
>be horny with money from student loan refund
>decide to go to a city a few miles from dorm
>go to Korean-owned massage parlor
>get offered full service
>accept it
>get table shower first
>get back to room
>about to have some fun!
>but, need to pay now...$220
>decide to pay house fee of $70 with debit card
>pay for full service with cash
>woman comes back into the room and gives card back
>gets undressed
>sexytime.exe
>rush it
>get dressed and walk out shaking at the experience
>terrified the rest of the night about what would happen if the cops raided the place and found a receipt with my signature on it
>decide to go get new card first thing in the morning
>do so the next day
>dick has friction burns until November
>>694970391
My girlfriend accidentally gave a random stranger a blow job once.
>>694970391
devastated, I fancy my best friend gf
feeling like sick about myself, always the wrong thing
>>694975317
Dude thats exactily what im doing right now cutting off all contacts and trying to avoid her at all times
Its really difficult tough because her whole family knows me and the place we live in is really small so every week i encounter at least 1 family member of her who starts a conversation with me
In my situation it was really obvious that she felt in love with me too at some point but she got really cold somehow and is not trying to keep contact with me at all since i quitly decided to take a break from her so i can concetrate on other things
it felt good hearing your words anon, srsly i have no one to talk to about this.
>>694976416
how do you accidentally give someone a blowjob?
>>694974900
You been friendzoned good and proper. Cut off all contact and move on.
I also eat my shit.
>>694976416
Story? How does one give someone an accidental blowjob?
>>694970391
No.
>>694975430
torrents are for amateurs
usenet = god teir
>>694976416
she blind or something?
>>694975318
Seek help asap anon
I'm mentally ill. I don't want to tell my friends or family because I'm worried that they'll either start treating me differently or see me as some kind of pussy/attention whore.
I killed someone once.
>>694976439
reveal the first letter of your first name niggerfaggot
>>694976897
what kind of mental illness do you have anon?
>>694975712
I can identify with you anon.
You're probably screaming out to be someone you never could be.
>>694976557
>>694976734
>>694976830
>Be me.
>Take girlfriend to go eat wings at this ghetto bar near campus.
>Delicious wings for really low price.
>We're University students so we're broke as fuck.
>Cheap wings is already a dream come true.
>Only downside is the place looks like it's some drug joint.
>Eat wings anyways.
>Finish eating.
>We both go to the washroom to clean up.
>Male and female washrooms right next to each other.
>Go in.
>Bathroom is so small.
>Can barely see anything as well, lighting is dim.
>One urinal and one boxed toilet stall.
>Want to take a shit but some guy is in the toilet.
>Wait for a minute or so then change my mind. I'll just shit at home.
>Do my business and take a piss at urinal.
>Suddenly hear the guy start to moan.
>He's groaning loud now.
>Sounds like he's having the best shit of his life or something.
>Weirded out as fuck so I quickly wash my hands and leave.
>Go outside to wait for girlfriend.
>Ten minutes pass by, what's taking her so long?
>Look at the washroom waiting.
>Even the guy moanin in the toilet finished and left.
>Five minutes later she comes out.
>There's a huge grin on her face.
>She seems happy.
>We walk for a bit back to campus.
>She looks at me with this big smile.
>'How did you like that blow job?' she asked me.
>What blowjob...
>'The one in the washroom? Through the hole?' her smile quickly drops.
Turns out she gave the guy in the washroom with me a blow job by accident. Apparently the female washroom only had one toilet for one person so she assumed it was the same on the male. She thought I was the only one in there so when she saw a dick go through the hole, it must have been mine. Whoever that guy was, I hope he was happy getting that BJ from my girlfriend...
>>694973921
>>694973921
hot i am 26 totally in to it
i secretly plan to vote for trump in november when all my family despises him and talks shit during dinner. i go along with it as to not make waves, but they all talk about how the white man causes problems for everyone and how society owes everything to immigrants because they helped build this country, i laugh on the outside but inside.................i die just a little.
>>694976439
or tell short story
>>694975236
HIMYM?
>>694977041
Bipolar.
>>694976109
I didn't break up with my wife because of my love for cock.
I've been sucking cock my entire life (except for he past 10 years or so).
I actually broke up with my wife because she got a tattoo. I won't stick my dick in anything with a tatoo so I kicked the bitch out.
>>694975819
Enjoy your HIV anon
>>694976116
Holy shit. I'm sorry man. I hope things get better for you. I actually kind of want to cry. Idk why this story is the only one that hits me hard on a personal level. I can't relate to you or your situation at all, but I hope everything works out. I wish you the best of luck my friend.
>>694977303
ahhh, close , but he actually was an architect. the correct answer was george, a.k.a art vandelay from seinfeld
>>694976734
Actually i know a case like that.
>chick was dating a dude
>he has twin bro
>didnt tell her this
>theyre at his house and he says "imma go take a shower
>she decides to suprise him
>walks into bathroom
>grabs him and goes down
>sucks him until he blows in her mouth
>walks out
>few min later he comes out of bedroom while shower is still going
>says my brother is taking forever in the shower man
Hfw
>>694976250
I talk to horny guys on squirt, not steam...my mistake
>>694977363
you're not likely to get HIV from blowjobs, maybey some other stuff but not HIV
taking it up the ass is what gives you HIV
>>694975819
>I've been talking to other horny guys on steam
so...you're just playing left4dead or something and suibjecy suddenly pops up or what?
>>694976412
korean owned massage parlor?
>>694977581
that explains so much, i was starting to think there's this secret gay underground community on steam that like trade the cards and shit for blowjobs.
>>694977590
if you have open sores in your mouth, which all cock sucking hiv infected faggots almost always have, you CAN get hiv from a BJ........the more you know faggot
>>694974767
Would love to hear your sonnet about it? Great opining line btw.
>>694977756
Kek
>>694970391
i am workaholic and depressed , all that keeps me from being suicidal is my work, i dont feel happy around freands and family, i don't wont a romantic life or need it. i hate freetime. i am only happy when at work :) i am afreid to tell my family and friends dont wont to hurt them
I'm depressed as hell but i'm embarrassed to talk about it because my life is objectively okay
>>694977590
And you think you're gonna stop at blowjobs?
i laugh at mass shootings. does that make me crazy?
>>694974225
>>694974405
>>694970391
protip:
people who ask you if you can keep a secret...generally can't
>>694974131
laveyan or temple of set?
>>694977385
Thanks anon. I'm hoping so too but i just feel stuck.
I like to murder Cats!
>>694977918
what is up between you and your wife? Last time you fucked?
>>694977744
Yes. A massage parlor run/managed by Koreans, with Korean employees.
I once let my friends fuck my gf when she was drunk, she never knew, this is her
>>694977861
>which all cock sucking hiv infected faggots almost always have
but if he already has HIV then that renders your whole point redundant.
>>694978070
>[Update] [Auto] 15
very true, but it's hard to blad if you don't know who's secret it is. people aren't going to stand on the corner of the streets screaming secrets posten on 4chan... and evne if they did.. i mean...
>>694978119
niether i just like looking at satanic cocks online
>>694977385
Thanks anon. I hope so too.
>>694970391
>)
i am still in love with my ex. and he is dead
>>694976913
Who?
>>694977167
That just raises the question of how your girlfriend didn't recognize your dick...
>>694978201
kinda like the failed abortion you turned out to be huh faggot
I'm going to take my own life in 9 days
>>694974900
"she sucked off a guys dude"
Now Im interested. Please tell me in extreme detail how this "sucking off a guy's dude" happens.
>>694972927
I wouldn't use the term best friend, he won't be when he finds out. Did you even think about the fallout to this or did you just think about your dick getting wet? That's your bro, man.
>>694978343
post nudes first
>>694974236
He can't because it's not true.
>>694978313
lol sick burn bro
>>694978244
Tits or gtfo
>>694977302
>broke up with gf 2 months ago
>always hanging around with friends
>my friend has gf
>I didnt suddenly feel anything
>evening after evening I started wondering
>she's probably well into him
>but cute and always smiles to me
>discovered he cheats her
>love my friend can't tell anybody
>at the same time quite desperate about her
>and me as well since I understood I like her
>will never do anything and end up unhappy.
don't wanna lose my friend and I dont think she likes me, so whatevs. But I could not stop from suffering from this.
>>694978031
No, but youre highly likely some kind of a psychopaths.
>>you laugh at mass shootings
Normal people with a normal function brain would feel some kind of empathy
>>psychopaths dont feel empathy thats why they do what psychopaths do
>>694977349
Kek. You're a cunt. I hope you get AIDS
>>694974348
Start getting them into it while they're under. Just make a suggestion about it or something.
Btw what do you do with them while they're under other than jerk off?
>>694977983
this thread is me. and its real. and its a dumb thing im doing. deleting it in 5 minutes if no one comments hopefully.
>>694977363
I've sucked off more than 150 different guys in my life and about 95% of them were complete strangers. I've never gotten any kind of STD yet.
I caught crabs once but that wasn't even from sex, I slept in the same bed as my friend and he had them.
>>694977457
i just found this in youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67L0pbneT2w
i dont know what serie is this ;/
>>694976913
My Sister
>>694970391
To tell the family secret....my grandmother was Dutch.
>>694976557
idk man i've tripped over shit before
>>694978513
is it possible it could also be a self defense mechanism?
like being unable to confront the ugliness of the world so you just laugh as a way to emotionally distance yourself from it?
>>694974900
>>694975605
Don't ever do this, this guy is a fucking idiot. I hope things get better anon. Sometimes it's good to just take a break and get out of town with some mates for a little while.
>>694978789
sounds like a plot to a hentai
>>694976897
Dude, it's not the early 90s anymore. The understanding behind mental health has come along way. Stop what you're doing, right now. No excuses. Go get help.
Sister was killed when I was 7. No childhood after that.
In a long term relationship with someone who I don't love. She'd do anything for me.
Monumentally depressed almost 24/7
Mildly hooked on pills that I get for a legit reason.
Just waiting for my Mom to die so I can kill myself. Refuse to let her lose both kids.
>>694975233
you have a mental disorder.
>>694978302
She told me it looked like mine. Same size, shaven, curved and white. Plus I guess the room was dimly lit as well so it was hard for her to see. Also she admitted in the heat of the moment she didn't really question it much.
>>694978008
sounds like someone is projecting
>>694975260
You have a problem.
i'm addicted to heroin
>>694977918
Who do you work for?
>>694977349
wow youre a fucking cunt
>>694978901
Anon I can relate to quite a bit
>>694978896
just how tightly kept secret are mental health records ?
>>694978721
the seriesi s called "seinfeld" it's pretty good, really is. this is the first time george created his fake persona "art vandelay" it's kind of a running gag that really gets going in season 3. it's ol old show but it's worth watching for sure if you're into comedy
>>694970391
I'm bissexual, only very few close friends know it
>>694977291
As a man of colour, BLM is ruining many major countries.
>>694978721
>i dont know what serie is this
>people dont know what seinfeld is anymore
I feel old...
>>694978923
You still dating her?
>>694978365
it was like this:
we were at a party out in the city and we were leaving waiting for the bus at around 03.30 AM
then out of a sudden i see a really good friend which i did not see a long time ago
then i tell them to wait for me because im going to go buy something to eat from an selecta machine
when i come back theyre gone and im alone
i call her about 10times, then she finally picks up the phone and tells me that he is going home and that she is just walking in the fresh air
Then i gets about 4.00AM and i get really mad and take a taxi home
she lied to me, she waited for about 1 year to tell me that what she did that evening is that she sucked him off in a playground while leaving me and she tried to pull the victim card saying that he was really horny
>>694977167
Did she swallow then?
I was in a psychatry once
>>694975260
Lets see her panties
>>694979139
i know right . i was convinced more peopel would get Art vandelay from that "secret"i can understand the HIMYM mix up a bit seeing the similarities, but it's still a shame
>>694978148
I know that feel. It will get better. Trust me. You're still young. You haven't even hut the prime of your life yet.
since i lost my job and fell out with most of my scumbag friends i've done nothing but drink and cry in the room i've lived in since i was 7 years old. I wanna die but i'm too much of a coward to kill myself
>>694975318
I buried a bunny alive with my friend while heading to class in hs. I stood staring at its grave for about 5 minutes, dug it up about half way, and then I pelted him on the head with a rock. I looked into its eyes and I felt the joy of taking a life.
>>694978244
Holy fuck. How did he die?
I welded a swastika to the backrest of my motorcycle
I listen to Sia when nobody's around.
I sucked a masculine cock once. Actually sucked one of my own fillings out. He said it was amazing but I already knew that.
I killed one of my cats for shitting on the rug. She was old and incontinent and I didn't have the money for a vet to do it so I just squeezed her neck really hard and fast. It wasn't over as quickly as I'd hoped. It fucked me up for years.
I hate myself. I'm popular at work and respected by my peers but my persona there is fake. They like a person who doesn't exist.
My wife knows the real me and I'm afraid she'll leave me for it. If she does I'll killy myself.
Fuck I need a shrink.
>>694979067
Doctor patient confidentiality bro
i only have about 2 weeks to live.
>>694976402
He must be hoarse by now
>>694978343
Y tho
>snuck into my little sister's room to get her phone while she was at gymnastics
>lookin for dem nudes
>all girls have em
>wtf man
>she has no pictures of herself but she has lots and lots of me
>start scrolling through them
>pics of me eating, gaming, laughing......sleeping.
>finally I found of a video
>of me beating off in the shower
>holy fucking shit
>>694979243
Yes. I forgave her for it eventually. Felt like she was genuinely sorry and it was a honest mistake.
>>694979268
She told me she did. Didn't want to walk out with cum on her face obviously.
>>694979641
its a tough Job but he knew what he was getting into when he signed up,I mean if being nailed to a piece of wood doesn't convey how hard a job is I dont know what does.
>>694979561
how is that a secret ? i have feeling people are going to notice the swastika
>>694979023
as far as I'm concerned as soon as a bitch gets a tattoo she becomes a dude and I ain't being married to no dude especially if that dude don't have a cock for me to suck.
>>694979817
good point
>>694979581
>I'll killy myself
>killy myself
>Killy
>>694976412
Two friends and I went to a massage parlor on the night before Easter once.
I also lived in China teaching English and went to a whorehouse a few times with Chinese friends
>>694979857
Hourly reminder that fucking morons exist.
>>694978469
Camden? I don't cheat on E
>>What's wrong with that? At least you're not a muslim
>>694979447
Lol you probably look like these kids that went to my high-school that stabbed a dead raccoon with sticks in front of the property.
They were the weirdest looking people who had no chance at anything
>>694979581
>I didn't have the money for a vet to do it so I just squeezed her neck really hard and fast.
I think conventionally diy pet euthanasia just involves feeding them anti freeze, trying to choke it to death just seems kind of dumb.
>>asd
>>694978738
KEK
>>694978469
not brit, chill brah
>be me
>have girlfriend go back to the Philippines for job offer for a year
>Completely horny and decide to chat up random women/girls online
>fill a folder up with nudes
>delete nudes because I feel guilty for flirting the way I do while telling my gf that I love her
>stop flirting for a month
>meet curvy woman on train we talk for a while over an incident that happened on the train
>nice ass big tits
>exchange numbers and text for hours
>gf texts me and I dont reply for days
>find out woman I met has kids and she is horny sending me pics
>jerk off
>she asks to meet up and talk about what we would do if given the chance to be alone
>we meet up for a date
>gf calls telling me she is worried about me and that she loves me. Tell her I love her and go to the restaurant
>hang up on gf and make out with Milf
>we go to her place tells me her kids are with their uncle
>we foreplay for a little bit
>I head off to the bathroom to get undressed
>look at myself ain the mirror and have a sudden change of heart
>put my clothes back on and climb out the window
>deleted all pics of woman dont respond to her texts and call gf telling her I was busy and that I love her.
I feel like a piece of shit because my gf was so happy to hear from me. She's the cutest thing ever and doesn't care about anything as long as she knows I'm safe. So glad I didn't go through with it .
>>694970391
late to the party. I wash my asshole after every shit, wiping just doesn't do it for me. oh and i take tshirt off lot of the time feels fresher.
I'm sixteen and sexually aroused by younger girls (seven to twelvish). It's that normal? Will I be like that when I'm eighteen?
>>694980449
nice dubs
If I had an excuse to leave the house right now, I would be balls deep in some one other than my wife.
I just cant relate to these normalfag problems
>>694980479
Mods
>>694980449
it's not that weird, alot of people have bidets exactly for that reason, tons of thme in europe atleast
>>694980479
mods
>>694979752
Lets see her panties
>>694980479
Underage b&>>694980508
>>694980508
i didnt get dubs you prick
>>694970391
I work a customer service job that has access to customers name, address, phone numbers, relatives, and vehicles all the way down to the vin number and their driver's license number. sometimes when these customers are cunt's and piss me off, I drive by their houses a lot to scare them. I've slashes one's tires, and even contemplated cutting the brake lines on another.
>>694980070
Describe their looks.
>>694979586
so hypothetically if I went to a doctor and admitted to having pedophilic desires theres absolutely no way for any sort of law enforcement agency to have access to those records?
>>694975281
Because you are a racist nazi, maybe?
>>694980449
i wish i had a bidet, but i use baby wipes, for some reason i do the topless thing too, but im without a shirt most of the time anyway.
I nearly killed someone.
Was driving down a road with 45mph speed limit, this lady was running across, I was in a really bad mood and when I saw this chick, I flipped, I accelerated and was going to hit her, but missed by a few inches. I really wanted to kill that bitch for no reason.
>>694980549
well thats all goodleaning your ass over sink rubbing asshole seems kinda grotty now but still like that fresh feeling, although saying that love the smell of my balls after work
>>694980449
I jump in the shower after every shit. I have not used toilet paper in over 10 years unless I'm not at home and I have to shit really bad and can't hold it till I get home.
>>694980314
I start every relationship off explaining that I'm monogomish. When I say I love you, I mean it, but I am but a simple man with urges. I won't ask you questions, as long as you don't ask me questions. If you do ask me questions , I'll be 100% honest, and I expect the same from you :D
That way, when I meet that girl by my work and we fuck for two weeks while you're in Europe, ZERO GUILT.
Feels great m8. As long as you're not the jealous type
>>694975476
Actually when people are asked questions and then placed on the spectrum based on answers the majority end up being center left. It is only when they are asked to place themselves they pick center right. So not the silent majority except in being wrong about themselves.
>>694977167
That's actually really hot...
Wish my girlfriend would accidentally give someone a blow job.
>>694980929
right on bro. TP is for suckers.
>>694980314
hope your gf isnt getting cock in the east there...
next one im not sure if its normal or not 13-16 i used to wank everywhere, riding my pushbike home at night in the street, on the plane to go on holiday, grandmas kitchen the lot, always have got my rocks off doing weird things with the possibility of being caught, now im older its harder cause i could just tell whoever caught me to fuck off
>>694981045
Cuck
I'm cheating my wife with three women,, 2 they know each other from HS and last one from JH all of em divorce with kids all three know I'm still married but the ones from HS don't know I'm fcking them even tho we graduate together,,and the one from JH don;t know I'm fcking the HS ones. each one think im loyal but i'm not..and I still fck my wife once an awhile
>>694978191
Face of a 40 yr old
thirdly, my girlfriend pegged me in a hotel once and i liked it, she was going for it aswell
>>694981246
so do you enjoy it as sort of femdom thing, like the sensation of being dominated or are you just getting off to the prostate stimulation?
>>694981149
do you not worry about her finding out breaking her heart, im married almost 3 weeks but have older women after me and i cant help thinking about it as much as i love my missus
When my girlfriend and I would go to the mall, I wouldn't let her wear a bra or panties. Her tits would wobble around and it was very noticeable. They weren't big but they were a nice round, very firm B cup so they bounced a LOT. She would get so embarrassed but I wouldn't let her cover them.
Sometimes I would make her wear a skirt and I would stop and talk to her standing by the top of the stairs or 2nd floor railing and I'd watch as guys looked up her skirt, without her knowing, and saw her pussy.
>>694980614
Yup I know right.
>>694981045
No... I was actually pissed and scared for her when she told me. I know it wasn't her fault but I felt really angry with her for a month or so. I was not turned on in the slightest. Actually thought about breaking up with her because of this.
I like Hentai.
Sorry mom.
>>694975236
Art Vandelay?
>>694974979
i hope it goes over well, anon
>>694981387
I'm not sure I was always the kinky kid at school, I'm a weightlifter and happy guy, never been with a dude, but we stumbled on it in conversation and I was like fuck it I dont care. kinda gay but felt good and normally im dominant so was different to try it out. came hard though wont lie.
>>694981639
ding ding ding
>>694981544
Tbh i would have dumped her. I'm too insecure.
>>694981072
I doubt it, she is very much into her catholic belief and she is extremely loyal. She'd have to be raped in order to recieve cock.
I make my little cousin take baths with me whenever I watch her overnight. She thinks its normal since she still takes baths with her mom and dad.
>>694980124
I was trying to break it. I think I did but not in the right spot. She thrashed around for probably 15 seconds but it seemed like forever. I just left her there for my mom to find.
>>694970391
>More like, ITT we be edgy or share shit that don't follow the norm of society.
amirite?
Me? I sneak to my neighbor house and switch their newspaper with the one from last week. I also eat cereal with coffee instead of milk. I'm totally not a normee, right guys?
>>694975281
White power is what this country needs. lets kill off the niggers and camel jockeys. worthless scum.
>>694981903
>she is very much into her catholic belief
so much that she'd suck her bf off at a gloryhole... bitch please, nothing catholic about that
>>694981924
do you do anything or just some light rubbing and staring?
she ever see you get hard?
I hit a girl with my car once.
I was pulling up to a stop sign at the intersection of a one way street.
Cars could only be coming from the right so that's the direction I was looking and I began creeping through the stop sign.
A girl walking with her bike was approaching from the left but I never even looked in her direction until it was too late and she was right in front of my car and I bumped into her.
She didnt' even fall to the ground and wasn't really hurt but she started calling me an asshole and other shit. She wasn't standing in front of my car anymore but continued yelling at me.
I dont' know why but I thought it was funny and I started laughing, making her even more mad. I then drove off before she thought about taking down my licence place number or anything. I laughed the rest of the way home.
If she would have been hurt I wouldn't have laughed and I would have gotten out to see if she is okay, so I"m not a total asshole.
I told all my friends at work about it and we all laughed again but about 2 days later I was riding my bike and I was riding on the sidewalk and came to an intersection with a street light. I was on the opposite side of the road, with the oncoming traffic, but I did have a green light so I started going through the intersection.
There was a car stopped at the intersection and the driver was looking to his left to look for oncoming traffic so see if he could make the turn on the red light or not.
There wasn't any cars coming so just as soon as I got in front of the guys truck, he floored it to make his turn and he hit me sending me flying over the hood of his truck and I landed right on my head and gav e me this huge bump on my eyebrow.
I wasn't really hurting at all so I jumped up right away but as soon as I stood up I knew that my leg was broken because as I tried to walk I could feel my broken bone scrapping with each step.
I ended up missing the next 6 months of work.
Karma's a bitch.
>>694974767
>it was molested
Good job!
>>694982108
What the hell are you talking about
>>694981924
>'so how was your stay with uncle anon?'
>'it was fun, we played games together and took a bath together and...'
Literally all it takes for your world to come tumbling down mang...
>>694981903
>she is very much into her catholic belief
yes and she will go around sucking and fucking cocks and then go to confession to absolve her of her sins.
>>694982222
woah there no need to pull out the fucking quads man.
>>694982149
I started off just watching, but that was only enough for the first few times. Then I started to wash her body, and make her sit on my lap.
>>694982254
my bad, wrong greentext.
for some reason i thought it was a different one in thise thread
>>694982494
Wrong poster you fucking autistic faggoT
i just greentexted my life story
>>694980736
i fucked many girls
i was a faking idiot piece of monster with full of agression
now i have as much as money as agression i had and im a peacful person
I have fantasies about mutilating small animals until they're unrecognizable.
>>694977167
so the guy moaning sounds exactly like you, and you have identical dicks. m'kay
>>694982338
I actually keep a gun in my house for just that occasion.
>mfw almost blew my brains out a month ago because my bro texted me saying we needed to talk
>>694981924
>>694982338
i'll have to agree here mang, you better not doit anymore if you don't want to end up jailed. remember we are in a time when touching a woman by accident can get you rape charges and odds are against you, if it's a child you're pretty much fucked. even if you get judged innocent it'll still never be the same.
>>694982736
Get caught yet anon?>>694982702
My gf tried to talk me into having sex with her friend while she watched, I couldn't agree to that bizarre as fuck request and eventually she dropped it.
but it made me deeply resent her
>>694982736
you sick fuck i hope the bullet is for your own brain
>>694982944
Thats actually really good of you.
>inb4 retard faggot
>>694982944
>Guilty because she fucked a beta under your nose
Why not do it?
I've never liked my family, and I'm in the process of gradually cutting ties with all of them, even my extended family. So far, all they know is that I've stopped talking to my parents. Can't wait to reunite after ten years just to tell them they're all bitches and disappear again.
>>694974924
Elvis is really good. You don't need to hide it man.
When I was 15, I had gay sex with my best friend and continues for a year until we stopped
I'm not actually Nat. I'm her Ex-BF that found a way to take over her body. Now I'm using her body and memories to live her life. Feels good man.
I once had sex whit my mom's car
>>694981714
I'm pretty insecure myself but I guess everyone is different. I just try to ignore that it ever happened.
>>694982702
The moans were probably muffled by the wall and she said our dicks were closely similar in the dim lighting. I trust that she's telling me the truth.
>>694982736
What did he need to talk about though, anon?
You're leaving out a big part here.
>>694982969
Kek u mad bruh I'll think of you come next bath time
I wana find a milf and fuck one so bad but idk where to look or what to do.
>>694970391
I'm 20yo male virgin (did experiment with my boy cousin when we were like 6-9yo). Been dating this girl online for almost 8 months and gonna go see her next week. She lives in another country, 2 hrs with plane.
>>694983190
I'm not into that shit , I'm monogamous and a romantic at heart. The request she made shattered my entire view of her and our relationship, we went back to acting as if everything was normal but while I try its always in the back of my mind , gnawing at my soul.
>>694976416
She's a whore.
I had sex with a racist chinise family's daughter. I made her laugh frequently and she admittedly told me that her family didn't like us being with each other because I'm a spic. One evening I invited her over to my place after a badminton game and one thing led to another and we had sex. We kept our relationship a secret from everyone to be safe but it was fun for 4 years.
>>694983358
dude, if you were having casucal sex that wasn't your best friend , that was your boyfriend.
>>694983422
Just some bullshit talk about how he thinks I'm wasting my life.
>>694984060
I wish my family would give me those talks.
>>694984208
Same, but I'm the one to give those talks. I can be your relative anon if that helps.
>>694978901
Sucks to be you
>>694975260
dont put it on the toothbrush, since u wash that away anyways
put in toothpaste or anything she has that's personal and uses on/in her body
>>694977385
Do you have depression? I have depression and I find that when I read sad stories like this one or hear sad news it makes me way sadder than it should (not the same guy btw)
>>694978901
Wtf are you me?
>>694974225
What the fuck is this meant to say you stupid fucking retard
>>694984526
I'm the OP of that story.
Lurking here...
Sorry dude. I don't get many chamces to vent. I try not to burden people.
>>694970391
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>>694974348
https://discord.gg/zShGPDW
come visit b discussion general.
>>694978901
>Sister was killed when I was 7
foul play or accident?
>>694984948
Girl shot her in the head and said it was an accident.
It wasn't.
>be me
>junior year of high school
>knows friend fb password and shit
>she has a boyfriend
>gets on her messages
>reads all of her messages
>some guy
>apparently they fucked or something while she was dating another guy
>that guy isnt her boyfriend
>she cheated on her boyfriend
>getspopcorn.jpg
>finds out some shit that i didnt know
>she never finds out i was on her fb account
>we stopped being friends senior year because of some dumb shit
>wanting to tell everyone but doesn't anyway
>>694984894
>.gg
fuck that
I aint going to a website with the domain of some obscure as fuck island.
>>694975797
>All of this is probably true.
>>694985125
>>694985299
>retards didnt spend 1 second googling discord to see what it is
>>694985472
people who've never played a game in the last 5 years
>>694985472
Great. Now they're going to think you're me.
>>694985472
I actually have it installed.
Retard. I still aint clickin that shit nigga.
>>694977349
>>694979857
You stupid piece of shit
>>694985634
no you don't, if you were a gamer at all you'd know the .gg doman
>>694979329
>>694979139
I'm pretty sure the anon is just a foreigner, stop trying to feel unique
>>694980538
I can be here if I want, bitch. It's not like I'm here by mistake.
>>694985472
google discord brings up a site with a .com domain but the link you are posting is a .gg , the domain of a small island between the uk and france
now in my experience domains for really small countries or area typically are used by spammers scammers or other internet ne'er do wells
>>694985812
lol... 304 comments and 1 person, got it, we're not trying to feel unique, i really fucking wish people got the reference, but all the got was HIMYM. this shit makes me feel so old onbody remembers seinfeld
>>694976416
You can't accidentally blow someone.. You're misso is a filthy whore and you're too fucking stupid and obviously too whipped to man up and fuck the bitch off.
>>694984059
It was more of a friends with benefits thing
>>694985946
have you ever even bene on tiwtch? any stremaers use the .gg doman to host their sites and/or own streams to keep twitch from taking revennue, this is pretty basic stuff
I've been talking with a filipina and I'll probably marry her and bring her to the states.
