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>>694964168
Well to pull it off even more, get a full outfit including socks, garter belt, bra, corset and arm socks.
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Heart
shaped
butts.
>>694964484
oh gosh now i want arm socks, i forgot about those
i wouldnt do full outfit though, i wouldnt wear half of it
>>694964641
Yesss~
>>694964484
>The internet
A place allowing a limitless number of men to dress up like women.
>>694964820
I may have posted an incorrect pic.
>>694964619
that one is too moderated.
gay sex is -> HOT <- and
>>694965119
No you don't.
>>694965119
Are you TAUNTING me!?
>>694965352
>>694965001
Why come?
>>694965042
At least our admins aren't immature little kids
>>694965042
sorry tiger i got carried away with the socks thing i forgot to ask you how you were doing
how are you doing
>>694965884
I mean that his butt wasn't shaped like a heart.
>>694966369
Just relaxing, i finished my coffee and bacon and eggs about 1hr ago and the plates are just sitting in front of me.
Get some socks, ones with black to just above the knee and ruddy red the rest to mid thigh. Sorta like fox colouration.
>>694966371
I like any butts
>>694966788
nice, now I'm hungry
>Get some socks, ones with black to just above the knee and ruddy red the rest to mid thigh. Sorta like fox colouration.
YES that would be cute as fuck
>>694967013
How about bull butts?
>>694967091
Get a foxy tail plug and some ears to complete it :)
>>694967341
Not as much as feminine butts, but I still wouldn't say no.
>>694967562
hnng YES
much want
>>694967697
Feminine are the best.
>>694967697
This tiger would look way better if he had 30lb of muscle on him.
>>694967844
Go buy and dress up for us soup :)
>>694967848
You know it
>>694968409
Yes. Yes I do. No homo tho.
>>694968262
it could take me a while but i just might do that c:
>>694968504
I'm not gay bro
>>694968636
Dont post that shit here unless you want snarf posting it over and over again in an effort to demean you.
>>694968824
Do what this guy says, just do private posts, don't let snarf get a hold of it.
>>694968748
Yeah, me neither.
>>694968985
inbleeb
>>694969427
Have you stuck things up your bum yet?
>>694968985
Didn't know that was possible, how do you do that?
>not having a 4chan premium account
>>694968985
>>694968824
>>694969427
ill keep that in mind, though i dont think i know who snarf is
>>694969736
I mean use somthing other than /b/ to post privatly
>>694969630
Nope im not THAT gay.
>>694970043
Ooh, right. I can hear your facepalm from here
>>694970098
Have you stuck anything down your pee hole then?
>>694969630
ew
>>694969975
Fuck you, I have a diamond account. What have you accomplished?
>>694970332
Not being attracted to that femboy bullshit is my biggest achievement
>>694970271
This gets fucking worse.
>>694968991
Homosexuality is against nature :(
>>694970448
You don't understand. We are the chosen people.
>>694970561
Sure, but not from above
>>694970463
What do you think a boi cunt actually is?
Of course it's your pee hole!
>>694970767
ew D:
>>694970271
Do I look like an Amp?
>>694970537
It's also disgusting in real life. Unless you're dealing with a stupidly feminine boy.
>>694970847
>>694970998
Who's Amp, where can i find siad boi-cunt pics?
>>694965543
i speak only for myself
>>694971324
I meant to post a pic with that.
who wants to buy a pass for me
>>694971564
Cunt boys or do you mean BoJPu$$Æ?
>>694972247
>You're probably wondering how I got into this mess.
>>694971808
I wish I was that feminine boy :,v maybe one day
>>694971684
So selfish.
>>694972615
nobody has ever asked me to speak for them
so i never have
>>694972668
I give you permission to speak for meeeeeeeee.
>>694972769
that's so dangerous though! what if i say something you disagree with or think is stupid?
Hey guys
>Heading to NYC in month. Do any of you have any reccommendations on where I should go?
go see that building with a lot of ads and flashing lights on it
central park
>>694972823
Normally I'd get super pissed and want to kill you, but ill make an exception this time.
>>694973205
just this once? or is this like a credit
i want a nibi mercy credit
>>694973302
I guess you can think of it like a credit.
>>694972247
I mean Amp's boi-cunt meaning he piss hole stuffed with dildos.
>>694973528
i will take your thoughts and feelings into consideration when speaking on your behalf
>>694973530
That honestly sounds incredibly painful.
>>694973572
Th-thanks.
only one more day of work and then i get two days off
how do i make it through tomorrow
>>694974443
Pizza
How is everybody?
>>694974630
what kinda
>>694974653
tired
>>694974653
dying
>>694974735
Tasty flavored.
>>694974786
Isn't that the case for everyone?
>>694974798
tasty is not a flavor of pizza nibi
>>694974735
have you tried waking up through wanking?
>>694974786
of what, ED?
>>694974798
Natto and semen?
>>694974836
NO... I will live forever... and then get trapped in a concrete block for a few hundred years.
>>694974913
Yes it is, I only order tasty pizza.
You could get some of that cardboard frozen stuff from the grocer or even get something like pineapple and ham. Those are two examples of not-tasty flavored pizza.
>>694975147
i have not tried this
i dont want to wake up and not have enough time to wank to satisfaction and shower though
>>694975278
so a pizza with green peppers and onions would be good then?
>>694975445
Add some mushrooms and it will be a tasty pizza.
>>694975278
ham pizza is pretty good, but fuck pineapple
>>694975147
Looking on google im pretty sure natto is just peanuts and semen.
>>694973632
Go look at people that do it as a hobby :)
>>694974786
Where'd you come fomr Luc?
>>694975559
NO
FUCK. YOU.
FUCK YOUDDFGDRZFHDFSHDFSHYS
>>694975522
too much
>>694975445
Just how long does it take you to masturbate?
>If you can't do it in a minute you're weak
>>694975252
Then, you need sleep soup, and a blowjob.
>>694975585
It's fermented soybeans
>It doesn't taste the same as semen, but it should compliment it.
>>694975657
Ive seen stuff and it looks like breeding ground for diseases.
This thread needs more giant cocks shoved into assholes
>>694975822
a lot longer than a minute
>>694975711
Spinach instead of mushrooms then.
>>694975882
Bottom needs to have a small penor too :3
>>694975997
somebody get this man a dildo or a penis plug
>>694976034
if you're doing a spinach pizza then you cant have tomato sauce on it
and thats asking for way too much from me
>>694976268
why would you ever want to do it in under a minute if you can make that feeling last for a much longer
>>694976408
short on time, but not on horniness. If you're anything like me you hold yourself over on a quickie so you can do it proper later.
>>694976408
Well you cant have a tasty pizza (With no meat) with out mushrooms or at least spinach!!
>>694976792
I'll be having pizza tonight as well.
Beef steak, pepperoni, bacon, cheese, bell peppers
>>694976792
i'll get spinach and onions then
it will be the pizza worthy of legends
>>694977129
>bacon
>on a pizza
>>694977129
That sounds fine but bacon is too salty for pizza.
>>694977236
Good, fancy your pizza.
Anyone got a good site for comics since u18 is down? :(
>>694977236
>>694977460
Well you have 'merica and leaf bacon = salty as shit.
Aussie bacon = more meat less salt.
That's why it's good on pizza
>>694978120
Yeah I guess that's understandable.
>>694978120
inexcusable.
you now have one merit on your pizzacard
heavy marinara base, cheese of preference, chicken, green pepper, onion, oregano
Bacon, Garlic, and Pepperoni are the three best pizza toppings.
There is no such thing as a good pizza with chicken on it.
really shitty opinion honestly, don't ever talk to me about pizza again you fucking freak
>>694978864
sweet!!
10 merits and i get a pizza right?
>>694978679
i've been to the USA their bacon is way different to ours.
can't understand why you want it that way honestly
I was stating there was no such thing as good pizza with chicken on it prior to seeing your post. I stand by what I said, only cured pork products and garlic on my pizzas.
>>694979078
This is a tasty pizza
>>694979147
This is not a tasty pizza
>>694979617
Its okay sometimes if you're making an egg sandwitch.
>>694980289
It's the tastiest pizza. Put some crushed red pepper flakes on it and you're good to go.
Narrow minded pizza views
I'm a narrow minded person. I have the smallest mind in the world.
>>694980289
Yeah your bacon = rectangles, it's easy to put in sandwich
>>694967013
Anymore of this guy?
Well at least you know what you are so there is no arguement
>>694980482
yukky
>>694981674
You're yucky. Maybe even the yuckiest.
>>694981773
I know.
I subscribe to the policy of three toppings max and only one protein otherwise it becomes too mixed up.
i just put the pizza in my mouth and i eat it and its usually pretty good
Cheese has protein in it though.
>>694981888
But at least you're not Snarf.
>>694981966
I disagree. If you are going to pay for toppings always get meat, you can add your own vegetables for next to nothing in price.
Protein is just an cooking industry term for a meat of some sort.
>>694982228
I'll get a meat but only one
I'm drunk AMA
why should i care
>>694982813
you dhoulfny fprnfing ing yhr on thr vsdrq
nice
I'm sober, AMA.
why should i care.
because I really need a drink help
>>694982813
cause no one else will
>>694982780
Just gets too greasy and most of the meat tend to just get confused together when you try to taste them.
drinking is had
have some orange soda
bad
I don't drink soda since I don't want to be fat
alcohol is better and it makes me feel good fam
you not drinking my orange soda makes me sad
>>694983207
AGUA IS MUCHO BRANDE
empty calories make me hate myself
>>694983305
I've been drinking vodka and seltzer for a few weeks and lost ~5lbs of fat or more. Add lime juice and its not bad. Although beer will always be so good
am i the only person left on this earth who
like
doesnt give a shit about any of that
I have a very slow metabolism. Not giving a shit about it makes me fat, end of story.
>>694983511
uhhhh
caitlyn?
>empty calories make me hate myself
>alcohol is entirely empty calories
tfw can eat literally anything and still look like a holocaust survivor
>>694983647
U R far froom fat
Yeah fuck you too.
>>694983691
Fewer, and being drunk makes me love myself.
>>694983751
I used to be.
:3
>>694983825
welll then food for oudr then freindo
>>694983647
No.
Also I don't believe in slow/fast metabolism. It's all about appetite. Some people's bodies just want more food than others.
>>694984010
I feel like you're exaggerating the drunk text error thing.
>>694984046
>I don't believe in slow-fast metabolism
I have friends who consume up to 3000 calories a day and don't gain weight. They are trying their HARDEST to gain weight and they can't fucking do it.
The mathematical logic behind gaining and losing weight applies to everyone, but some people just burn way more calories at their default state than others. Metabolism can be shifted somewhat depending on lifestyle but different people definitely have different baselines.
>>694984279
okay if you sayu so
>>694982125
That's saying "At least you're not rotting fecal flecks and puss"
It means NOTHING
>>694984411
what're you drinking anyway
>>694984279
Then eat 3500 calories a day!
>>694984481
It means you're still at least a person.
>>694984493
beet I drank a good amount of beer tongiht
more tjan i am used tooo
>>694984521
I was just replying to the guy who doesn't think metabolism exists. That is hardly my problem, but the people I am talking about KNOW that. It's not terribly easy.
>>694984279
Yes but those people, I used to be one of them, tend to be the types who are constantly moving and actually burn up all the calories. Also, the body naturally moves the food faster through their systems the more they eat, not allowing their bodies to absorb all of the calories/nutrients.
>>694982789
Whatcha drinking?
>>694984667
eat high calorie dense foods. while meeting their protien requirements
>>694984643
>Congratulations! You're a person!
>Not really congratulations, you didnt do anything.
>>694984665
I should go search for some beer.
>>694984671
I knew a kid in high school who didn't break 120 pounds at 5'10 despite consuming calories faster than your average gender studies major and skipping to the best of his ability the athletic requirements our school had.
>>694984889
You're kinda missing the point of the conversation.
>>694984889
This is inanely difficult if you have a high metabolism without considerable access to foods rich in protein.
>>694984910
Well, congrats that you're not like Snarf, who chose to be the way he is. Good on you for not choosing that.
>>694985005
I did come in late.
Give me the 10 word summary please ^-^
>>694985076
If you don't have a huge muscle mass you don't need hugh amount of protein. just more calories in your diet in general, so make the difference with carbs. They are high density.
>>694985260
anon does not believe metabolism exists
>>694985175
This does not satisfy. Nothing satisfies. Life is unsatisfying.
How the fuck do you people do it.
>>694985341
does he think that small dogs need as much food as big dogs or something?
>694984493
you ate in no form to obtain alcohol
>>694985341
well metabolism exists. otherwise we would all die.
but as far as burning calories, it is a scientifically documented process of thermodynamics. growing children obviously burn more calories than non growing children, but as far as caloric intake and burning calories, it is well documented it is the same for everyone.
>>694985521
We take our satisfaction in the struggle itself.
>>694985260
All id have to worry about is not working out then.
>>694985620
no different weights and different muscle masses burn more/less obviously. but a muscle burns the same amount as another muscle if they do the same amount of work
>>694985620
Beats me.
>>694985653
Why not? Beer makes me happy.
>>694985679
People with swift metabolisms naturally burn calories at a higher rate than people with slow metabolisms, it is absolutely not the same for everyone.
>>694985684
Thats stupid like that one quote about "Its not the destination, its the journey".
>>694985876
y u never on steam
>>694986167
Nice swap
it's a pain in the ass to open steam on this dying laptop and I'm not home
What I'm saying is differing metabolisms is a logical fallacy that is a simplification of many different factors. There is no such thing as a body just naturally burning a shit ton of calories while another just holds on to everything it eats. You can't use anyone under the age of ~21 as a proving point because their excess calories go into growing or they are not growing. This has nothing to do with metabolism. I'm just telling you the actual scientific facts. If you don't want to believe them then that's fine, but it will make it harder for you to lose weight if you don't understand the science behind it.
>>694985876
alcohol is a d[depressant unless you an controll ti
>>694985999
Not really stupid at all. It's like, we've taken full responsibility and acknowledged everything that it means to be alive, and live anyways.
>>694986246
but you can shitpost perfectly fine for hours?
>>694985809
only if the muscle weighed the same.
if someone had more muscle mass than you they need to eat more calories to maintain work at the same intensity.
hey nibi will you marry me
he's already engaged!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>694986360
Depressant is the effect it has on the neurological system, it doesn't mean depression in the mental sense. It is a physical term. Just like how Marijuana is a Psychoactive drug.
>>694986332
I'm not trying to lose weight.
Keep in mind also I'm not actually commenting on anyone over the age of 21, I turned 21 this year and most of my experience is with people younger than that. I understand that metabolism slows down universally as you age; however, some people do have a faster BMR than others. Yes, development of muscle does increase one's metabolism, but all else being equal, genetics remain relevant.
>>694986360
It's not a depressant as in "it makes you depressed" it's a depressant as in "it slows down your bodily processes more than it speeds them up"
people use that word less than accurately
>>694986379
well I never close my browser
opening steam is hard
>>694986368
Thats fucking stupid. Ive been living long enough and I dont like this. Where is my reward that I see everyone else getting. (Except for snarf and the snarf people)
>>694986619
He's in love with the sea
>>694986767
>Where is my reward that I see everyone else getting
Maybe they went out and claimed it instead of demanding it come to them
Life is pick up, not delivery
>>694986767
You've been alive, but not really living.
>>694986457
>>694986457
Yes I agree, but that's why I said work. Work as a unit (like joules) and if the muscle is larger then by definition it has to move more mass and it does more work.
>>694986694
pkzkaq
>>694986812
yeah but cant he sea im in love with him
>>694987067
what the hell does that mean
>>694987118
holy shit that pun was wrong
New bread pls?
>>694987118
okay I chuckled
No new thread please
>>694986973
I do enough, exercise. and work for a living. So where is it.
>>694986976
Same thing.
>>694986694
Genetics do remain relevant in many ways, but as I was saying there are many factors that can be measured that people have lumped in to something they mislabel as metabolism. Metabolism is a scientific term used to describe other more in depth things.
>>694987274
>>694987171
the salty spray must be blinding him ;^)
>>694987432
>>694987432
>>694987432
>>694987368
Not really.
>>694987171
Heheeheheheheh
>>694987431
Oversimplified is not synonymous with inaccurate and detail is not always useful, as such.
>>694987018
That means everyone metabolism is different.
