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New Waifu claiming thread.
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>>694944698
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing
>no rolling
>No sexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>down with the monopoly! Lol i m so punx
>fuck off mai
>Tohsaka rin an old man pleaser
>Most importantly, have fun!
claimed
>>694948363
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Why the fuck is it so damn early
Also claiming
>>694948363
Coco claimed
>>694948284
Beats me what happens to my body after my death,so go ahead.
>>694948290
Thanks I guess.
>>694948416
Well, sorry.Then keep your clean hands off her.
Is this how Trotsky felt?
>>694948799
Sensei, go to the other one. Let this one die
>>694948799
Early bake to keep the commies at stake
>>694949373
Butthurt mai
>>694948817
Tricky shit is that You'll have to give me your arm or leg before you kill yourself. Otherwise I'll be guilty of desecration of a corpse and that's just such a bother
>>694948656
おはよう
>>694948884
(89 cent megumeme)
why you do this too me you rude lewd bote
>>694948884
i, kitty cream, am known for my deliveries.
i am the lewdest of /waifu/
Nice damage control fag.
Copy a tripcode like a normal person or get the fuck out.
AHAHAH MAI YOU LOSE AGAIN!
>>694949467
That sound extremely painful.Plus Im a big guy so that might take a while.It could be boring for you.
>>694949670
Gtfo mai
>>694949557
Hello agian lewdest of all cats.How are you?
>>694949316
>>694949373
>>694949443
Yeah no this is not me.
Nice try.
>>694949717
>I'm a big guy
LEWD!
MAI JUST ACCEPT IT!
I AM YOUR SUCCESSOR
>>694949510
I felt like it~
>>694949557
Hmm..
I'll have to think of something then~
>>694948884
>Trips Guy is the most unlucky anon here~
That statement becomes more and more real with each roll I make
Good to hear then anyways
Enjoy your drink!
>>694948817
That is for the trips to decide
For now your waifui s all yours though
>>694949845
Damnit,I tried my hardest at baneposting and failed.
claimed husbando
>>694949717
Well my only other way I'm gonna get my fix is joining the military, going to turkey and eat the rogue turkroaches. Cannibalism is a pretty hard craving to satisfy
>>694950472 i have a thing for russia dont judge
>>694950659
Eat your arm
>>694949831
>Nice
It's not nice, it's fucking retarded.
Who would fall for this?
What kind of person would think this works and why are they alive right now?
>>694949972
I wish you luck for your next roll
Thanks! Enjoy the rest of your day/night now
>>694949798
haii, which one are you? no pic?
>>694949940
as long as its reasonable and you dont want me to post a pic of me raping a cow or something~
>>694950762
I need my arm though. I need to wank and I have work to do
I'm too poor to afford one of those cool cyberkinetic prosthetics
>>694950659
>eating roaches
Enjoy your kebab illness.No,really.Ever though about stealing a fresh body out of cementery?I guess it might be hard,but worth giving a shot.
>>694950902
Ah,I forgot the pic,sorry.
>>694950902
Surprise me then :^)
>I've seen your delivery
>>694950762
ok
>>694951017
You can eat mine
I don't really need it
>>694950766
Well, I assure you some people would fall for it.
>>694951076
damn right youve seen it
i am the lewdest of them all, after all
lmao what do you have in mind senpai~?
I feel shitty, anyone can give me a hug?
>spamming my own thread
What
>>694951379
Fuck off hand
>>694951379
>>694951379
Sorry,but all I can do is get you some nekopara lewds.Want some?
>>694951317
im lewd too
>>694951317
Whatever you say, best Faunus
I don't know, that's why I asked you to surprise me~
>>694951464
thanks alot
>>694951247
Kyouko make threads faster than the other retard
>>694951481
not in the mood.
>>694951497
y
>>694951548
I won't early bake.
i shall also claim england as my huspando too
>>694949940
hmmm?
im sensing something from the tilde~
>>694951604
Your're 2 ugly 5 me
Sucks that we are divided in two threads.
>>694951528
russia is always lewd
>>694951540
i mean kinda hard to go off that.
ill see if i can find a figure of your waifu online and do a cheeky hot glue if youd like, or what is easier, your own custom tribute ;^)
>>694951892
It's like the fucking Berlin wall.
>>694951892
Because you're posting in the shitposting thread.
>>694951886
Just because I'm a 4/10 at best, have a slightly below average dick, have no friends irl and have no job/money doesn't mean I don'tdeserve a hug once in a while.
Fuck you mi I bet you click the caps lock button and then click it off whenever you need to capitalize something instead of just holding shift.
>>694951994
Well,there are commies on one side.Almost historicly accurate.
>>694952030
ok fine i give in
>>694952030
>no friends irl
You have no friends here either.
![71cade4060d23566c6d1019e245037a2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5BVF1fd.jpg "71cade4060d23566c6d1019e245037a2[1].jpg")
Best girl from Re: Zero
![Kirino [295].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0GaN5oV.jpg "Kirino [295].jpg")
Why iare there 2 threads?
I really should show up somewhat more often - been playing GTA Online too much
Best suit girl claimed
>>694951245
You jerk off with your left maybe?
>>694951071
Desecration of corpses is illegal and the meat is probably spoiled. Maybe from a morgue but certainly not a cemetery
>>694952290
thanks.
>>694952299
i know.
>>694952392
Because shitposters.
>>694952392
hey cute
shitposters and stuff
>>694952420
Its not illegal if they cant catch you.But I suppose you are right about the meat rotting.
>>694952392
Commies and shitposters.
there was no pics of russia here until i came
>searches "anime hug" on google images
>finds this image
![Kirino [285].png](https://i.imgur.com/LwCBSWQ.jpg "Kirino [285].png")
>>694952527
Oh. Nice.
How are you Kyouko?
>>694952549
shoo
>>694952603
Makes sense.
Were the Turks involved too?
rawr
>>694953029
Its pretty clean here,so no roaches.
>>694953029
I'm doing good, played some OW and that's about it.
Entertained by these shitposting attempts I guess.
You?
>>694953029
But i don't want to shoo
im 13, pan, and internet trash i need a hug cuz i feel like trash
>>694951833
It's nothing nothing~
>>694951915
I can't really thing of any instructions to give, that's why. I'm basically giving you free rein~
![Kirino [260].png](https://i.imgur.com/WJc9GAz.png "Kirino [260].png")
>>694953122
That's good then.
I don't think I've seen a Coconut claimer before, nice. I still need to get around to acquiring Vol2.
How are you?
>>694953130
Sounds nice dude. Quick play or competitive? I haven't played Comp yet, I just like fucking around with 4 of my mates right now. I heard that it was pretty unforgiving when you lose.
I've been alright, just woke up after a long day.
>>694953156
Well don't I can't make you
>>694953474
alright, well if you want, send me a pic and a little message and ill do a cheeky tribute just like i did yesterday. literally ANY pic ;^)
thats all im good for anyway~
nyaaaa
>>694953655
Ah,Im fine,just replaying Hotline Miami now.You could have seen me in those threads before as a Holo claimer.But then I bought vol 2. and my heart changed.
You already know who's my waifu
>>694953655
Quick play, I only play competitive with full premade or only one random.
Played 6 of my placement games so far, need to finish I guess.
Glad to hear you're alright.
>>694953399
Here's a hug
>>694953655
Ok then I won't
So how are you?
Enjoying your morning?
>>694954047
thanks >3<
>>694953399
mods. mods... MODS
>>694954156
Go be a fag somewhere else.
You can't have Kirino.
im truly lonely if i want to become one with russia
>>694954229
I'm just try to start a conversation
>>694953791
I want the message to be "Kitty's Special Delivery Cream" :^)
Now, off to vidya I go
>>694954492
o damn
Two different thread, no idea where to post
Shitty day either way
>>694954592
Join us faggot
![Kirino [293].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IpEgNM4.jpg "Kirino [293].jpg")
>>694953966
Damn, Hotline, you reminded me of another game I need to get. Looks heaps of fun. Holo claimer?
I think we've had a couple, one stuck around for a while, this was probably a couple months ago, but he just disappeared. Had a few more just pop up randomly.
>my heart changed
Well.. I guess that happens sometimes man.
>>694953997
How many placement games do you need to play until you get a skill ranking? I've been thinking about starting comp, but the matches take a while don't they?
Thank you, It's good to hear you're alright as well.
>>694954156
As much as I can, I guess. Just laying in bed.
Has this been the same anon everytime?
>>694954229
Who are you two?
>>694954833
It's 10 placement games, then you get a rank.
Depends, they can take a while though, yes.
dont we all need naga versions of our waifus/huspandos
>>694954790
Gonna play Terraria with other anons, Apples
arent we all internet trash
>>694954492
Still no.
>>694954833
No one~
>>694954707
I personally post here and lurk in the other one.
>>694954833
Hotline is great.I enjoyed the first more then the second one.Mostly because I like the first MC better,but also since you have more freedom.Also
> one stuck around for a while, this was probably a couple months ago, but he just disappeared
sound like me.I had a little break form the site,then when I returned I mostly lurked,sometimes just claim.Then I got Coco as my beloved one,and I started yo miss you guys.As far as I know there was another Holo claimer when I was gone,saw him yesterday in the thread.Seems like a nice guy.
>>694955402
Well I'm not sticking around for long, father has put me in a very bad mood
we need more personified country waifus/huspandos
>>694954833
Yes it was me.
>>694955319
Why you do this?
Rory-sama claimed
9am wakeups feel good.
>>694955586
What happened, if you dont mind explaining?
>>694955586
Hey, you're here.
See you have renamed your stuff, as long as we don't have the same filenames it should be good and people won't confuse us atleast.
>>694955319
So much for not claiming
>>694955722
cuz we can
this is how i feel about russia in one pic
>>694954592
ill have your delivery by tomorrow evening~
![Kirino x Ruri [32].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EGPPAbu.jpg "Kirino x Ruri [32].jpg")
>>694955319
WOAH
The sweetest thing ever.
You a cutest.
>saved.
>>694955758
We have this shade thing for cars to park under and wanted me to help him drill some sheet metal on the side to act like walls I guess, hes sandspraying an old car from the 40s I think, heavy as shit did my best to hold it while he drills
Finished up, he tells me Im free to go back inside and next thing I hear from the hallway is him bitching that I can't hang, fucking talking behind my back, really?!?
>>694955777
Well it's still a little similar, going have to think of something different
>>694956611
Well,I cant say I have best relations with my father too.At least mine tells his problems about me in my face.
>>694956611
Yeah they're really similar, pretty sure a lot of people would confuse the two of us.
Especially since some people don't even read filenames.
>>694956084
Alright~
Bye for now
>>694957107
Bye.
>>694953474
oh really~
i don't believe you~
>>694957107
bye senpai
>>694956290
Oh. Morning Orange.
>>694956973
I don't know what call my relationship with my father, its mix, has it's ups and downs
>>694957060
I doubt these folks have namesync either.
Hm I suppose I better just stick Yuno. I always treated this thread like the old circlejerk, old habits die hard.
hjhjg
we dead now boys
>>694957767
Yeah only some of them have NS.
Would make it easier if everyone did.
>>694958582
If this one is dead,we can always go the second one.
>>694958699
Im on mobile alot. Does Namesync work on mobile?
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