New Waifu claiming thread.
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>>694929719
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing
>no rolling
>No sexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Lol nice thread faget
>>694937815
They don't sound that nice, so I wouldn't expect anyone to eat them often. I try to keep away from that sort of stuff more, it seems a bit unhealthy
Kyouko claimed.
Obligatory filthy early/pre bake.
>>694938129
Kyouko you lazy nigger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fgC_yTVZYo
>>694938301
I'm not gonna early/pre bake, sorry dear anon.
Miho claimed
Sleepy and its only 440pm
Claimed
>>694938180
shitposting on /pol/ lmao
claim B L A K E D
Still here
>disgusting early bake
Watching Kiniro Mosaic now on shiro's stream come join if you want
https://rabb.it/Shino83
it will be zoro and his trap boi waifu
>>694938396
Aka mi liu shitposts
OP's shouldn't be allowed to claim.
>>694937877
You remembered!
I'm pretty tired, barely got any sleep
What about you?
>>694938156
An innocent a cute bote
Akiko claimed
>>694936919
>Shizuru
Thanks, just an arm or a leg will do
>>694936969
>Makoto
There seems to be no limit but the top 25% is 50-60 and the top 10% is 70-80
>>694936994
>Tomocuck
It's a rather obvious reference
>>694937360
>Fran
What other belgians do you know then?
>>694938272
There's no hope for that.
>>694938156
~100%
>>694938180
Deal. Hit me with it.
>>694938276
It is, how people eat them religiously is beyond me.
>>694938473
What rank are you?
>>694938467
cant forget senpai's name, even with my shitty ass memory
same, been shitposting on /pol/ since i woke up yesterday to this whole turkey thing. fuck, it was hectic on there
>>694938405
3 D
G T F O
>>694938375
Why not?
>>694938443
>OP isn't even claiming
>>694938424
Good taste
>>694938473
No other ones, but I don't have a least favorite
>>694938500
Ok, when can you visit the lab?
Claiming my waifu, Majosama.
Nyaruko Claimed
im on this site for nearly 4 years and still have no idea what a waifu is
>>694938757
>3d
its my waifus voice actress you troglodyte, foh with your shit taste
Claiming eggrolls
>>694938759
Because I never did it and I'm not gonna start now because a shitposter is doing it.
>>694938651
Indeed it doesn't sound like the most enjoyable thing to eat constantly. But I can't exactly say that, since I used to be addicted to a certain type of instant noodle.
All < goth girls
>>694938962
>I never did it
I think you did, maybe once or twice, not too sure about that.
And start doing it because I command you to do so.
If the point of /waifu/ is to discuss your waifus than why even claim? why can't multiple people share the same waifu and talk about them? the only purpose claiming seems to serve is to allow people to use recognizable avatars.
>>694938908
>blake
>insulting others taste
Quit practicing insults in the mirror
Im taking a nap
Kiniro mosaic is on stream
its on auto play
https://rabb.it/Shino83
>>694938821
Best eldritch abomination
>>694938893
Waifu is laifu
>>694939150
Nah, I never did.
100% sure about that one.
>And start doing it because I command you to do so.
Who are you again?
>>694939159
cant tell if retarded or serious
ill just take this as trolling and hope no one is this retarded
>>694938691
>this pleases the Ama
I woke up in the middle of the night when I tried to sleep early, looks like I'll be stuck with my shit sleep schedule for a while
>>694939136
Your waifu seems pretty cool. I remember The Oblongs a little bit.
>>694939155
That's the point of this thread.
>>694939243
Oh, who would have guessed.
Good job so far, then.
>Who are you again?
Kongou. I've been around longer, so obey.
desu.
>>694938467
for some reason i don't believe that
>>694938500
alright then
>>694939407
>That's the point of this thread.
Is it?
>>694939452
Fuck off back to Telegram.
>>694939294
i know that feel. like a month ago i decided i was gonna experiment with my schedule since i just got out of school, so i went 3 nights without sleeping. fucked my shit up so bad i got sick for a week
As always my wiafu is Juvia
>>694939452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SReQ6XNhB_E
>>694939509
I'd say so.
>>694939452
>I've been around longer, so obey.
Even if you really are Kongo, I don't really care if you've been here longer, kek, I won't early bake either ways.
>>694939407
The cutest
Somewhere in an alternate universe your waifu dreams about you, her husbando. She frequents a board very much like this one and she posts pictures of you, In this dimension you are a star of your very own slice of life anime. She has a folder on her computer dedicated to you, it is over 10 GB big and has every conceivable fan art, rule 34, and picture related to you, She sleeps with a tear stained body pillow with your image on it, She is madly in love with you and only you .
>>694939786
fuck, the feels
i can only wish anon :^(
Anyway, time to shower and go to work
>>694939786
String theory < Multiverse theory
>>694939731
You should obey, kid.
I'm telling you to do it.
>>694939646
>some faggot who doesn't get the joke
>>694938786
You have a lab?
>>694939486
>Rattle rattle
>>694939486
I find it quite easy
>>694939587
wew
That sounds really bad, I barely get one night without sleep. So I'm pteretty sure I'd pass out before getting trough night 3 kek
>>694940052
I know you're not who you claim to be.
>>694940052
Atleast you manage to entertain me a bit.
>>694940127
yeah dont bother it isnt worth it. i was on skype with my friends for a majority of it, so they saw the whole thing. better just to sleep when you actually feel tired
You guys make this kind of thread ironicaly right?
Nao Tomori <3
>>694940164
Nothing passes by you unnoticed, huh?
>>694939786
My slice of life is soon to become an episode of law and order.
>>694940290
Nope
>>694940127
maybe its because the bote is on discount
>>694940106
>rattle rattle
>>694940290
yep these threads are all pranks
>>694940252
Alright, will do senpai~
>>694940544
I find that hard to believe
>>694940451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iADA_SBqQvY
>>694938375
>he is offline, you hope I have a nice day yada yada
Thats a damn shame, I wonder if he is doing something interesting or it's just one of those sudden sleeping schedule changes.
>although a sleeping cutie is interesting too
Day is going much better than I expected, turns out I can still survive this much exposition to normies.
We're sleeping at a pretty nice house surrounded by gardens.
I wish I could get my daily fix of cancerous games tho.
>>694940407
I am quite intelligent after all.
>>694940674
you told me youre older than me, you are MY senpai :^(
>>694938967
The only really unhealthy thing I remember being addicted to for a time was Totinos. Those things are fucking addicting, I swear.
>>694940913
I didn't know what that was until I googled it oh boy. It seems a lot of people are addicted to those huh.
Well I'm off now, bye everyone!
>>694940841
Have I? We're both 18 then?
>legal
What month is your birthday on?
>>694941070
Mio, stop living under a rock!
Anyways, later Mio.
>>694940676
Like this, but without the friend to talk to first
>>694940052
I knew it.
See here ladies and gentlemen? Behold the state of /waifu/.
Tainted by elitists and tripfags. This man, this monster of no value, known only as 'Ruri', this tripfag needs to be taken down.
Only with his death will your waifus sleep soundly in the night, lest he comes and steals them away to be used as sex-slaves by his telegam 'friends'
Say it with me waifuists, for now is the time to rise against the elitists and the tripfags.
End the monopoly and the tyranny now or we will take over the threads.
>>694941138
>legal
fuck yeah legal sex then
thought you said you were 19. im 18 too, but was born in May
>>694941279
You know it <3
You're my senpai then~ I was born in September
>>694941566
>>694941279
Nevermind, I can't math
>>694941608
yeah i was about to say, tf are you talking about youre almost 19
silly senpai~~
>>694938651
49 currently, probably 50 if I win next game
>>694938786
But I'm the only one so I'm both favorite and least favorite
>>694941143
Atleast your waifu is from a cute show.
>>694941768
Oh damn, I believe in you Akikikikokoko!
I'm cute AND a tsundere!
The full package!
Punk is anidentitylifestyle created byteenagersand thehomelesshoping to change the world using only a guitar,your mom, piercings and PATCHES. They mostly rally against theJewnited Gays of Amerikkkaby stealing make up and looking angry in the mall. Although they look like pretty cool guys, it's well known that punks cry too, on unwashed pillows with DIY needlework in mint green floss.
>>694941723
Kek, math isn't one of my strengths
Eheh~
>>694942286
Fuck
Punk is anlifestyle created by teenagersand the homelesshoping to change the world using only a guitar,your mom , piercings and PATCHES. They mostly rally against the Jewnited Gays of Amerikkka by stealing make up and looking angry in the mall. Although they look like pretty cool guys, it's well known that punks cry too, on unwashed pillows with DIY needlework in mint green floss.
>>694942286
Punk is a bunch of edgy kids who havn't grown up yet.
>>694942219
I say it again, I wouldn't just come out and say it like that.
>>694942332
its okay fampai, im terrible at math too
makes me wonder why im perusing engineering
>>694942591
Hardcore punk is shitty music. Its structure is quite simple so that no one needs to learn their instruments. Drummers play two beats while the guitarists and bassists play awesome powerchords ad infinitum. The singer may choose to yell about STRAIGHTEDGE and fighting orwalk around cutting himself and howling in to the microphone. Hardcore punk is a way foremosand otherfailures at lifeto feelbadassin tank-tops and jorts.
>>694940674
i don't, the bote is magical
>>694941172
You had a tripcode for some time as well, you big hypocrite.
Your elitism and /mu/ shitposting has gone way too far by now.
My telegram 'friends' always gave all those waifus the best possible treatment.
And since you already left a good while ago, I can only assume that you're not even the real Tats, but a regular shitposter who recently got here.
>>694942689
True punk died with GG Allin.
The rest of punk is a bunch of suburban try hards.
but punk and hardcore, and metal, are all pretty shitty in general.
Do you guys eat Ramen with a fork or chop sticks?
Admin Abuse:
Breakdowns are a pivotal part of hardcore music. They occur when a song is slowed down, making only JUN JUN JUN-JUN noises, giving punx time to spin kick and prove howgaythey are. Whensome fat fuck in basketball shorts and an Emmure shirtjumps onto the stage and yells into the microphone"FUCK. SHIT. UP!!!!!11"you know that band is fuckingamazing.
Hardcore kids judge the quality of the music by the frequency, length and quality of breakdowns as opposed to the actual music itself. Towin at a breakdownyou need to look like adowns kidgettingtasered.
>>694942894
The real question is, what flavor?
Also, spoon
>>694942942
Oh thanks for the recognition m8
>>694942730
I won't deny any of this.
Especially that last part since it's true.
>>694943233
Betrayed by your own ship.
And thanks for that, she's best Oreimo indeed.
>>694942730
>My telegram 'friends' always gave all those waifus the best possible treatment.
No
>>694942634
Good luck in engineering, you'll need it
>>694942705
Is it?
>>694942092
I did it, but I didn't get 50. So close though
>>694943106
>Spoon
Do you crush the noodles up before you cook them?
Obviously spicy, Ramen is at it's best with onions and chilli.
Why are the best waifus so often under appreciated?
>>694943302
>ship
S-Shut up. We aren't a ship.
I think
>>694943721
thank you famalam
what are you going to college for?
>>694943788
Keep going, I know you'll get it!
>>694943869
Because some just go for what's popular.
>>694943822
Actually, I try to split them apart as they boil in the pot
>>694943870
>>694943908
>>694943946
Don't you have anything original to use instead of reusing my spam folder?
>>694943908
Ah, feels like old times.
Maybe we'll make a thread on /a/ again, who knows?
>>694944024
a-are you saying mine is g-good?
>>694944062
Retard you either use a fork or chopsticks
Only chinks use chopsticks so forks
>>694938129
Hello again everybody.Coco claimed.
>>694944201
Chill out there mate, chopsticks are fun.
>>694944201
Nah I use a knife
>>694943721
yes
>>694944282
ohayo discount nekopara grill
>>694944320
Stray cunt
>megumin claim
Interesting, yet pointless.
Storm ruined my outside activities, oh well. It was fun.
Sanae claimed.
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>>694944282
hey you welcome back
>>694943919
Anytime
Actually, I'm not going to college, I'm a voluntary firefighter
>>694944351
Strange
>>694944339
Fucking shit waifu
In amputee show
>>694943869
I know right?
>>694944459
a lot of people here in NY do that too. you can make good money being a firefighter, i always admired them more than cops/EMTs
>>694944419
Sup Anomaly.
>>694944433
Hiya Sanae.
>>694944467
Somebody made fun of me on the internet? NOOOOOOOO
>>694944351
>>694944458
I greet you guys too.Feels good to be back,the thread feels more alive then the one in the morning,
>>694944683
Kil yourseld
>>694944698
>>694944442
BAKA BAKA
>>694944749
>that pic
god she looks so cute in pajamas
and yeah, its usually empty af in the mornings
>>694944606
I appreciate that, but I disagree. We aren't doing much. But that may be because I live in a small, quiet town
>>694944786
Early and retarded.
>>694944895
fair enough. here in NY theres a fucking fire every 0.2 femtoseconds, i live near 3 fire stations and the horn goes off every couple of hours. lots of work to be done around here in terms of that
>>694944893
Pajamas Coco,second best Coco.
Maid Coco,best Coco.
Fags get in
>>694944698
>>694944652
Thinking about heading to bed, but I will most likely be unable to get any sleep.
Good times in other words.
>>694944998
Oh damn, I can see why you feel that way then~
>>694944698
>>694944698
>>694943976
Maybe tomorrow. I'm gonna stop doing ranked for now. You shouldn't play too many after one another
>>694944174
>Implying he might be implying otherwise
>>694944652
I'm doing great. Went out around a big city. Got to see some stores, some sights. Lovely day. What's going on?
>>694944459
indeed it is young 89 cent bote
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