SCP thread
You have to spend 12 hours with an SCP and make it out alive
The last 3 numbers of your post tell you which SCP you will get
If the 4th to last number of your post is 0, 2, 4, 6, 8 check this list:
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-series
If the 4th to last number of your post is 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 then check this list:
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-series-2
i.e. post 2123 would go to the first list and look for scp 123
Tell us what SCP you got and how fucked you are, pictures welcome if available
For new people:
It's a made up foundation that is specialized in "saving" humanity by containing supernatural/dangerous objects/creatures. For example SCP-173 breaks your neck if no one is looking at it. Blinking = death if you lose sight of it. It got a huge fanbase with a couple of games which are actually really good. An SCP is one of those objects/creatures. You can read up on it on their website, it's pretty fun to read up on some SCPs.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/about-the-scp-foundation
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Rolling
>>694927413
roll
Rolling
ROLLer derby
>>694927924
ice water man, i can't swim so i'd probably die in seconds because of the fucking water
roll. give me some kind of sex demon or give me death
>>694928074
My scp 074 is contained in fucking 6 x 6 x 4 glass i'm fucking dead fam
Please be something good...
rul
Rolllllll
rolln
fg
>>694927413
Yeee
>>694928627
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safe class inanimate object get
Rolledingerzoinger
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Aye Doc.
Rwrallin!
Test
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>>694928627
should i be scared of something i can play basketball with?
Yxhdjejj
rolling
Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formurolli
Preparing my booty
Yoyo
>>694928959
im scared of niggers so yeah
ROLL NIGGER
roll
quack
ROLL
pls no 087b
>>694927413
roll
Rollin
Roll em'
Roll
>>694927413
Roll
>>694927413
lemme see wat I get
roll
Roll
rulling
Wonder how fucked I am
Roll
I will live until the end of time
rollin
this idea of thread is good
>>694928817
Not a chance.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-817
Roll
>>694927413
rollinn
give me the sweet embrace of death
I got a tunnel fish. I think I'll be ok
>>694929239
This is mine http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1239
Sounds like a fun day to smoke up and hang out in the fun room lol
rawlin for hot monster waifu
>>694927413
O-5 rolling in.
>>694927413
roll
>>694929414
dont set the volume at 6, and i'll be fine
Rollo
roll
anyone keen for SCP_GO?
Pls b thicc
rollin'
>>694927413
Rolling
rollaroo
>>694929304
Description: SCP-1304 is a method of ritual murder which allows for the translation of a fictional character into reality.
Literally the best thing I can be stuck with, when I get bored I can just make fictional characters. I can bring hot videogame chicks into reality to bang, I could bring sonic into reality and kill him over and over again.
roll
>>694927413
swag
>>694929369
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-series-2
no fun
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1369
>>694929434
i got a fucking table? and it only works when 8 chairs are around it, the fuck how easy can this be? just throw one chair away and im safe
I'm dead
Roll
>>694927413
rollin..
Holy shit i'm scared
>>694929809
you're doing breadcat wrong
>>694929578
Scp-1578 Code Name "Standers"
Item #: SCP-1578
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Articles of clothing involved in SCP-1578 manifestations can be easily neutralized with physical contact and may continue to be worn after neutralization. Minor SCP-1578 sighting by individuals or small groups are to be dismissed as pranks, hallucinations, or supernatural phenomena such as ghosts (a full list of cover stories is available in Document 1578-B). SCP-1578 appearances in public areas are to be handled on a case-by-case basis, with local field operatives intervening when necessary.
>>694929720
It aint that bad
>>694927413
Never been hurt by an SCP before, lets hope my streak holds out. Rolling...
rolo
![dead-souls-you-died[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/220FyXB.jpg "dead-souls-you-died[1].jpg"){kind=small}
Bring it on...
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>>694929942
>Not listing the description
Sndjf
Rolln
>>694929942
Description: SCP-1578 refers to the spontaneous manifestation of articles of clothing in a state of unsupported mid air suspension. SCP-1578 typically manifest in sets including (but not limited to) shoes, pants, gloves, hats, upper body wear, and undergarments. Although completely unsupported, articles of clothing give the appearance of concealing a solid humanoid structure underneath. Hats, scarves, and masks are also commonly integrated into instances, concealing the lack of a head. SCP-1578 instances are inanimate and will cease suspension when force is applied, thereby neutralizing its anomalous properties.
Reports of SCP-1578 activity has been dated back to the late 12th Century. Foundation statisticians have estimated between 500 and 700 SCP-1578 instances manifest worldwide every year. Articles of clothing present in SCP-1578 instances originate from the wardrobe of a different individual with every manifestation. The original owners of the clothing often report the outfit being a favorite of theirs and worn frequently prior to becoming an instance of SCP-1578.
SCP-1578 are usually posed in a natural standing position, with only 12% of instances found in active poses such as running or dancing. Instances appear in locations frequented by the original owner of the clothes integrated into the manifestation, most often appearing in the owner's place of living. Although many instances have appeared in public areas, no person has ever claimed to have seen a manifestation in progress.
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>>694927413
roll
Rollin
rolling
>>694927413
Rolololol
>>694930055
I ran into problems so I'm posting in sections. Bear with me.
PeBUS
Roll
>>694929987
Description: SCP-1987 is a phenomenon affecting several hundred skeletal human remains buried in and underneath several dozen pre-Christian burial mounds, located in a rural area of [REDACTED] District, Norway.
h..how does that work? how can I be in a room with- you know what, just reroll
>>694930116
Addendum: On 05/16/██, Health & Safety Councilwoman Dr. Macy Burchard upgraded the object class of SCP-1578 from Safe to Euclid.
Hello,
In the past few years we have seen a drastic increase in the number of reports of Foundation staff members encountering SCP-1578 instances of their clothing and the clothes of their coworkers. Even more disturbingly, there have been unconfirmed reports of SCP-1578 instances displaying mobility and the ability to ambulate, mimicking daily tasks performed by Foundation personnel. This increase in anomalous activity seems to be limited to Foundation communities and specifically affects the clothing of individuals who are in close proximity to anomalies on a regular basis.
A team of researchers with experience in psychometric anomalies is currently leading an investigation into these recent changes in SCP-1578's behavior. Until we can better understand these events, SCP-1578 has been upgraded to Euclid class. Furthermore, Foundation employees who come in close or direct contact with other anomalies will be expected to incinerate all articles of clothing after six months of wear. We apologize for the inconvenience this will inevitably cause many of you, and we greatly appreciate your continued dedication to keeping our workplaces as safe as possible.
Macy Burchard
Health & Safety Council
>>694930177
Oh k then
Fuck, got the Corrosive Snail, death will be painful
niggers
>>694929579
a fucking boring totem. reroll
>>694927413
Smellos
rall
>>694930000
Anyone gonna check these?
>>694928682
WELL YOUR FUCKED
>>694930262
Basically, I'm safe as long as I burn my clothes every six months.
>>694927413
roll
raller
Roll
Roll
I will survive! Maybe.
>>694930371
He is absolutely fucked sideways with all of the landmass of China.
>>694930000
t...the quads...!
>>694930200
Description: SCP-200 is contained within a chrysalis measuring 172.4 cm in length from stem to tip, attached to a standard queen size bed frame and mattress. The chrysalis is a mottled brown in color, and analysis shows it to consist of several layers of silk, woven in such a way as to be coarse to the touch. The silk layers appear to be held together by [DATA EXPUNGED].
SCP-200 itself was last seen as a 13-year-old Caucasian male, measured at 152 cm in height and weighing 168.73 kg. It retreated into its chrysalis on ██/██/20██, and researchers have been unable to explain how the child produced the silk to construct its encasement. Ultrasound tests have been unable to detect any solids within the chrysalis. However, fluid samples extracted from within reveal human DNA matching that of the child in question. It appears that the child has [DATA EXPUNGED]. Samples of the [DATA EXPUNGED] used to bind the chrysalis are also a DNA match for SCP-200.
SCP-200 lies dormant a majority of the time, although it may be observed twitching occasionally, particularly if it is startled by sudden contact or a loud noise. However, in its current state it poses no threat.
weird but harmless
®olling
>>694928682
kek
>>694927413
roll
roll
>>694930000
Well SHEET...
SCP-000
rating: +308+–x
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Ðєš5(rĬρţĬό0n: Internal system error: Field undefined. Please contact system administrator. Internal system error: Field undefined. Please contact system administrator. InteRиαl Sуѕtєм ERяяσя: FïëlÐ ünÐëƒïnëÐ. ρĿєДšє ςόЛţДςţ šΫšţєΜMMMMMMMMMMMM^@#$@!^&&%**$*%^*%^%^
Alright, I'm sick of this shit. The system keeps kicking out repair tickets for this spot in the database, and I don't want to bother with it anymore. I'm going to put suppression on any tickets involving the 000 slot of the database, because it's disrupting work flow for actual problems, and generally just pissing me off. I don't know why it keeps fucking with the syntax, but the fact of the matter is that it's only happening here, and considering that the only thing here is just a giant pile of junk data, it's more than likely the database pissing itself over the lack of proper information. If anything changes, I'll definitely look into it, but as of right now this issue is closed.
- Technical Researcher Rosen
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>>694927413
Roll
Rolling for god
>>694930182
Never been so spooked. Got me an X-Ray machine.
>>694927413
rollin'
>>694927413
Lets see...
>>694927413
roll for scp173
Roll
>>694930432
Nope Im fucked because of 432-1.
>>694929979
Well, I'm not dead. Relativistic treadmill. Using the bare minimum stipulated safe settings, 12 hours passes for me, but I come out 31.25 hours later than I went in. Trippy, but I'm ok.
>>694927413
Lets goo
Easymode
rollan
dawdawd
>>694927413
Roll
>>694930629
Safe
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-629
>>694927413
tumtitum
>>694927413
roll
>>694927413
kkk
Acid snails shit no chance
>>694927413
i will survive
Rollll
Reroll
roll
Roll
>>694927413
hope i'm not in trouble.
Roll
God damn roll
Roll
>>694927413
rollerino
roller derby
rawl
ruller
rrroll
>>694931581
Im not a horse so i think im ok
"SCP" = fingerbox = too soon dead girl
none of it exists
Roooliing
Poopoo
fuck
Rolling yo
>>694927413
rawling
roll
rollerino
Roll
ROlling
roll for me
Roul
>>694932178
I'll be fine
roll
Roll!
>>694927413
oooo
Roll
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>>694931933
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1933
Too easy
Reroll
>>694927413
Roll first, read later
Roll
rolls
Roll
Let go faggot
>>694927413
roll
Roll
rollin
Rollin
rolling for red panacea pills or something
>>694927413
Rolling
Rooooll
rollerino
>>694927413
rolling for something interesting
>>694932753
Seems like apretty chill dude.
Creates very realistic paintings then I can take them and sell them once I'm done spending time with him
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-753
>>694932993
meh, i can handle little headache
reroll
>>694927413
rollus
>>694933048
>The Builder Bear
Oh shit, maybe it'll be nice to me for those 12 hours.
Roooolll'n
Pls guud
I'm gonna be fine. Don't even worry.
>>69493235
Well, knowing my luck, it'll probably be active and I'll have to spend 12 hours looking at a mystical meme.
I hope it isn't too dank.
>>694927413
roll
>>694927413
Llor
>>694927413
roll
Roolllll
>>694927413
Rolling
Roll
Roll
Rolleroni
>>694933320
Fuck
huh?
>>694933262
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-series-2
SCP 2162, would be impossible to survive seeing as the containment chamber is uninhabitable and when loose it engulfs humans
Rolling
Rool
>>694927413
roll
>>694927413
nigga no 682
Rellerino
>>694933234
well, it's only 12 hours, with a bit of luck, i won't be made into a pie
I fux wit it
Rolly roll.
>>694927413
King K. Roll
roll
Hoping for sex....
>>694927413
rollerinos
roll
>>694927413
LETS DO IT!!!!
hehe xd
Rawl
Roll
Roll
rollan
roll;
SCP is 2spooky4me
rollerino
Ayy i goat dis
roll roll roll your post
fat roll
Roll
ROLLERINO
>>694927413
ayy
Roll
>>694930371
OH SHIT NIGGER I DONT EVEN HAVE TO LOOK THAT UP
>>694933889
Yeah, okay, I can live with that and probably have some fun, too.
>>694934064
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-064
Kek bois
Rallin
>>694933626
SCP-626 - Vision-Altering Sculpture
I'm definitely fucked. Couldn't get to screencap it but after being exposed to so much time sight is "recovered" but hallucionations start to happen and mental deterioration as well.
>>694934033
So I got a... number?
>>694934058
#58: SCP-058 - Heart of Darkness
>Oh Jesus...
"5 m by 5 m by 5 m containment chamber" 24/7
"No personnel are to listen to SCP-058 for more than thirty (30) minutes at a time."
>12hrs [grim]
blah blah blah...i'm fucked. Thanks OP; you dick!
>>694927413
123
Roll
roll.
Let's try
>>694933771
Information, amok.
AUTOBOTS! roll out
>>694934219
Resonance Focuser. Time to go Haiti on some motherfuckers.
s
Roll
>>694927413
rollino
>>694927413
Sure. Roll. Why not
roll
>>694927413
Come on semen demon...
r o l l b o y s
Rolling
rolll
Roll
roll
>>694934872
SHIT
rolll
Rollioli
>>694927413
wtf is an scp?
rollo
>>694927413
roll
>>694933404
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1404
>The cereal bowl with a mouth
Who the hell makes these?
>>694934928
Great. A teleporting doll that's into chess
>>694927413
Bring it
Roll
roll
rawlllllll
>>694927413
okkk
Le roll
>>694927413
Lets have some fun here.
>>694935017
Well shit... I just gotta ride a train all day and not fuck with the driver. I think I'm relatively unfucked
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1017
>>694935045
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1045
not even that bad
roller skates
>>694927413
HERE WE GO
they see me rollin
Rollan rollan rollan.
Roll
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin MONKEY
>>694935778
And second is... an uncharted hiking trail? This shits too easy brah
>>694935859
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-859
as long as i dont touch it im super gucci
>>694927413
rollinz
rolling
Rollll
G'll
izi
>>694936278
FUCK YEAH. Giant metal spider vehicle.
>>694927413
Rolling this gonna b good
Roll
Rollin
>>694935444
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1444
>trips and i get a hindu arrow
come on. when can i get something good
Rolling
>>694936039
Holy shit mine actually was about monkeys.
>>694927413
roll
>>694927413
Let's try this.
Roll
ROLOLOLOL
Rolling for that worm thingy.
>>694927413
Rolll
>>694927413
rollolo
