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Waifu thread
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>>694900580
Well that was short and sweet, now wasn't it?
NO RULES
GET LEWD
>claiming yume
No rules?
ok Yume is best waifu then
can only change it with quints or higher
I'm a tsundere cutie
![Kirino [295].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0GaN5oV.jpg "Kirino [295].jpg")
ok
>>694900580
No rules means i can steal without repeating numbers
>>694900580
Yo
Op is a fag
Never make a thread ever again
>>694901099
See: >>694900879
HOLY FUCK HE ADMITTED IT
>>694900879
>Implying I'd post with correct file names past 7AM
U make me laff Anon.
Montagne is the best waifu
>>694900699
>>694900744
>>694900899
>>694901099
This is a get thread
>>694899838
Just stupid people doing stupid things because they're stupid.
>I'm a bit angry.
Hi other waifus
You nerds like Static X?
https://youtu.be/Ps0MfBG5-Uo
https://youtu.be/SjfspM5sDIA
>>694901457
>>694901457
U suck at baking kys
>>694900580
Also this isn't me.
Also you didn't claim.
>Mizore claimed
Frog archer is best archer
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>694901595
>>694901602
Nou
>>694901602
Thumbnail looks like a dick
>>694901664
Fuck off mai
>>694901221
No, Mai should never start a thread. He held up a thread the other day because he wanted a stupid comic from another anon.
>>694901602
Wait, which one is the real Mizore?
![Syndra [69].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UzXUdOf.jpg "Syndra [69].jpg")
>>694901721
>>694901664
Not even me
>>694901602
Kys
>>694901771
I'll figure this out.
Hey Mizore, what color will the alley be?
>>694901902
Alley-coloured
>Mizore
>>694901891
Ow the edge
>>694901902
The alley was dark!
>>694901967
Fag doesn't even have more mizore pics
>>694901902
Oh, I see what you did there, perv.
>>694902094
>>694901967
>Neither said white
Disappointed Makoto is disappointed.
>>694902208
>>694902268
Ahem.
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>694901721
Maybe later.
>>694902094
Apply noose
>>694902348
>Not saying white before I even asked
Mizore pls, your turbo perv senses are weak this morning.
>>694902268
So which one is real?
I am so confused...
https://youtu.be/FROn3LtGFl0
>>694902040
OPsMom.webm
(full of viruses)
>>694902521
The pervy one. >>694902208
Mai is probably the stupidest guy in here.
>>694902208
>>694902624
So cute together
>>694902618
>
>>694902752
Nou
>>694902512
Yeah, angry mizore does not think pervy.
More hitty. Smashy. Also rippy.
>Sleepy too. So double off.
>>694902813
Eh?!
>>694902860
I saw. What idiot woke you up?
https://youtu.be/J6Zrw1KxwPE
Morning friends, anything interesting going on?
>Mami claimed
>>694903134
Stop sharing your shitty music
>>694902624
Just to be sure...
Mizore, what was I wearing the other night before I went to sleep?
>>694903246
Why?
Everyone else does.
Good Morning! I slept like crap.
Whats good? and why is the thread heading so dumb.
>>694903367
>implying this sucks
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ
>>694903401
the thread in general is dumb right now
>>694903113
>Little tsundie all grown up
Brings a tear to my eye
>>694903235
Hi mami !!!!
You had me at dicks fuck assholes
>>694903401
Mizore is why
>>694903401
No one started a new thread and so a fake Mizore went ahead and made one.
>>694903401
Shirpa shirpa, muhummad jihad.
Have a nice sleep?
>>694903632
I am real mizore
OG from back in the day
>>694903550
https://youtu.be/oaEM4JYFPfw
>>694903600
>>694903638
Kek, Im slow.
Assholes just wanna shit all over everyone.
>>694903113
My friends druggy baby momma. Fuck herrrrrr. She legit flipped out when I said good job. Sorry if I think it's good you're finally fucking doing something instead of being a deadbeat.
>>694903326
No idea! I can't remember last night. I don't even recall talking to you. I stopped in for like 1 thread. Said I was tired and went to sleep after talking to Fran and makoto. You had a delayed response though.
>>694903630
Nou
>>694903550
>Not edm
You're not even trying.
>>694903571
I am not tsun! And I've been grown up!
>>694903632
I had to start one yesterda
. I made the fiona one but i didnt make it shitty. Mofos have a responsibility to keep the thread going. Shit should be at like 149 image and one should be just coming out of the oven.
>>694903630
I like pucifier
>>694903832
Watching Team America was funny as hell last night. I foregot what a jem that movie is.
Take a left on backalackawacka street
>>694904079
Nice thumbnail
>>694903974
>not tsun
>
http://youtu.be/yGpFGDZmS5U
>>694904110
Heretic
>>694904110
What a treat, I hadn't watched that movie in a long time. Are you going to stream more tonight?
Dammit, I missed.
>>694904373
Im doing more morning stream of cutsey anime.
Just started my Anne happy stream
https://rabb.it/Shino83
>>694903896
What the fuck, attitude much?
>>694904137
That's not me.
1: Im not tsun
2: Even if I was, I wouldn't just blatantly say it like that. That's no fun.
3: After 7 AM I no longer am on my laptop or desktop unless I explicitly say I'll still be on it. Otherwise I'm on mobile with image.jpg
>Dealing with impastas
https://youtu.be/dv13gl0a-FA
>>694903896
>I can't remember last night.
I said the other night, not yesterday. To be specific, it was Tuesday night.
>>694900899
a cute
>>694904495
Will join you soon, gonna go take a shower.
Be back soon.
>>694904506
Kek you are a tsun tho~
>>694904506
Claimed
>>694900580
You didn't even try
You have unleashed anarchy upon our glorious elitist circlejerk
>>694904794
I am not!
Ya'll need jesus
>>694904614
Yeah you said something about shorts then if I remember right.
>I just remember telling you to take it off.
>>694904506
She said I had an attitude.
I dealt with enough of that shit from my mom, I left the house and have been sitting under a tree since 9 waiting to walk into work.
>And after working thus double, and the double tomorrow, I'm still gunnar have all my shut tossed in a corner thanks to her.
>Stuff is gunna be missing by hey, fuck me, I'm moving out, I don't need to keep track of my shit.
Yay.
>>694905035
>don't worry i got this
Waifu claiming thread.
rattle edition
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
>>694905138
>I just remember telling you to take it off
That Mizore alright.
And wow, what a cunt. I'd slap her shit to be honest. Or fuck with her in some way. Then again, as sweet and patient as I am, I'm a terrible evil bitch when my stuff starts being touched.
>>694905117
Tried it when I was younger, against my will.
All I remember from going to his house was the donuts. They were pretty good, even if they were a bit stale.
Sadly, his house was more or less in the middle of nowhere by the highway, and the closest donut shop was about 10 minutes away by car.
Everything was cool until the adults came and gathered us all up and forced us to read one of the most boring books ever.
Someone in my group of Jesus goers read the end, and he said everyone dies.
Can't believe a bunch of people form a book club and only talk about one book for hours and hours and hours.
Fucking insanity man.
You won this time, no faggot showed their dick
>>694905138
Close, but that's enough to know you're the real Mizore.
>>694905319
Sachii, you forgot your picture.
>>694905408
>touches your stuff
>>694905511
klonata did
>>694905523
sometimes i like posting without pic :3
>>694905618
SO YOU'RE THE FAGGOT TALKING ALL THIS SHIT AND TOO SCARED TO POST HIS WAIFU.
>>694905595
Whoa whoa whoa slow down there Rin you're crossing dangerous territory here
>>694905408
Only reason I didn't flip is because the kid was there.
I CAN'T flip when kids are near.
>>694905523
Enough or not?
>I really can't lewd up right now.
>Something something rape you screaming something something.
>>694905595
Now I can't exactly raise a hand against the Tsun Queen, now can I?
>>694905724
what no
if i ever call anyones waifu trash i be sure to post with a pic
which reminds me tomoko is trash
i honestly don't see what people see in her
>>694905955
Hey, I call her that too ^_^
>>694906036
Fair enough.
We see a lot of things. I mean, what the fuck do you see in your shit stain of a bimbo waifu?
>>694905942
I would've flipped anyway. Kid or not, if a cunt deserves a good yelling, they're gunna get one.
>>694906310
I knew I couldn't be the only one!
>>694906440
Wanna tease her together?
>she won't stop calling ME a tsundere
I, The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life, have arrived.
I bless this thread.
>>694906596
She keeps insisting I'm one as well, I see no reason not to!
>>694906346
Butt=hurt atm
>>694905319
Ayy thanks fam
>>694905523
Could be Shizuru, Sachii or Konata
>>694906036
I think it's because she's designed as to be relatable to almost everyone who's had social problems in school. That's why a lot of people like her and the anime. They can sympathize with certain things that happen to her
>>694906697
Thanks Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life
>>694906751
It's settled then. From this day forward, we shall call Rin...
>The Tsun Queen!
>>694906787
Such mad
Very anger
Wow
>>694906914
U liek ruff buttsecks, eh?
My queen is too perfect for these threads.
>>694907008
Well that's a lie.
>>694906914
>>694906998
Just fuck already.
God.
>>694906697
Greetings DCEAIGTUPDEoRKoEOOOAUSIHSARUVMDDKWZDCDSPLAIGUGMOGWMODT and life!
Thanks for the blessing.
>>694906440
I cant, don't want the kid to hear or see that.
>>694906998
PLS NO ;-;
>>694907280
Liar.
>>694907280
I'll make sure not to use lube ;^)
Just for you~
>>694907355
>>694906998
OH GOD WHY
>not like this
>>694907111
>tomokofag
>relevant
>>694905942
I don't deserve to be raped.
>Not here in public, anyways.
>>694906346
>Calling Sachii a bimbo.
Since when did Sachii have tits the size of her head? Oh that's right, she doesn't.
>>694906889
Yeah, but Sachii is the only one here atm.
All your waifus are TRASH. Tomoko especially
>>694907617
Kek
Is Tomoko an official meme in /waifu/ now?
>>694907649
Generally bimbo is used to describe a dumb girl who is slutty. Like those Gyaru or Chav sluts.
Cool it about the breast talk, pretty sure we are in the same camp after all.
>>694907649
Oh so you want to be raped in private?
>This can be arranged.
>>694907355
Double team?
>>694907583
>Hanako is underage
>Rin wants to fuck him in the bum
I'm calling the fbi.
>>694907967
Are we playing pokemon?
>>694907990
What was that?
>>694907583
BAD RIN! BAD RIN!
>>694907990
What?
>>694906346
wow thats rood :(
i see everything
>>694906889
tis was me :o
i mean i can understand about people being sorry for her, i just don't understand why people see her as a waifu
>>694907990
get chris hansen in here
>>694906914
Woo!
>>694907140
Not sure what to tell ya then...
Tired, I'm gunna pass out now. Night /waifu/
>>694907967
>>694908030
>>694908163
PLS HALP RIN'S GONE MAD
>>694907990
Chill, everything is under control, kiddo.
>>694908136
>wow thats rood :(
>>694906036
>which reminds me tomoko is trash
Talk shit, get hit.
>>694908030
We can "train" Hanako
>>694908079
You want lube?
>>694908163
Night cutie.
>>694908235
Tomoko is trash tbh
>>694908233
Read the chat log back chris. Handle it
>>694908195
>>694908306
I can get behind that.
>>694908306
>>694908528
STOP IT WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
>>694908417
Nah.
Tomoko a cute, just a rough cute. Like a puppy bulldog.
>>694908584
Tight holes and a smile~
Thread sure is trash
>>694908584
Your boipucci and virginity
>>694908725
>>694908908
Someone save me ;-;
>>694907873
Last I checked, Sachii was stubborn, not dumb.
>I am fully aware of the breast talk, I will keep it to a minimum.
>>694907889
It can?
>I would be happy to oblige.
>>694908977
Nope. You have to learn when to give in, Hanako.
>You can't save me either.
>>694908977
I can't even save myself.
So just save yourself.
>>694908977
The games not the only thing your going to lose~
For everyone https://youtu.be/jegLDeXoiEU?t=549
>>694909209
Just fucking kill me it didn't start at the time is selected
>>694900809
maki is better
>>694909102
Honestly it was just a word thrown in there to give my insult a bit more umph, you know what I mean?
Here we go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWokj1Afkmc
>>694909102
Shouldn't us victims band together and fight them?
>>694909208
LEAVE ME ALONE
>>694909102
Oh really? Rope or ribbon?
>Well have to continue down this trail another time~
>>694908977
You get a stay of execution from me.
>But Rin is going to get you herself.
Off to work, see ya waifu!
https://youtu.be/oe1wA1hAdd0
>>694909408
>One down
>Rin to go
>>694910044
Don't make me come back!
>>694910117
OH FUCK
>time to leg it
>>694909306
I know what you mean. But it's just that "Bimbo" wouldn't really fit with the character.
>But that was probably the point of the insult.
>>694909374
Maybe, but it depends on how many of them like it.
>>694909408
Ribbon. Preferably the color of your hair.
>The silky ribbon will arouse me more than you think.
https://youtu.be/FGBhQbmPwH8
>>694910290
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
>>694910290
If I know the characters I dig a bit deeper, but I have no clue who your waifu is or what she is from.
I could find out, but baseless insults can work just as well as informed insults.
>>694910209
It'll be hard to that when your butthole looks like the pic
>toh-rin
>>694910290
Who the fuck are you anyway?
You switched your waifu or what?
>>694910538
Stay away! ;-;
>>694910868
Toasty
>>694910868
>>694910538
Christ, take it to >>>/trash/ where the ERP belongs
>>694910868
>Stay away!
Aww
But i <3 u~
>>694910992
agree with tomoko
>>694911025
Wait what
>now I'm conflicted
>>694911025
In Dk 64 theme
F-U-C-K her
>>694910992
Your waifu belongs there too :^)
>toh-rin
>>694910403
Calm down, I was joking.
>>694910455
From Kinmoza, same as Karen and Shino.
>>694910772
May I mind asking who you are and who you think I previously was? I only started claiming last week, so I don't see as to why you're getting pissed off.
>>694911182
Hah!
https://youtu.be/MeSUaKHRz44
>>694910992
You should go with them. Lord knows you're >>>/trash/
>>694911154
Speaking of caek
>toh-rin
