ITT We post our secrets
I have fantasies of small animals getting mutilated until it's unrecognizable.
>>694855703
I sometimes dont brush my teeth before I go to sleep
i used my gfs moms dildo a few times
not proud of it
I convinced and paid my girlfriend's 13 year old cousin to do some poses for me in a cheerleading outfit she had while i jerked off to her
i have fantasies of OP getting mutilated until that faggot is unrecognizable.
>>694856076
well, you weren't going to go out and buy one.
I ship Elsanna. Alot. i think they're the perfect couple.
>>694856529
ive got 2 now
show mi
I don't like niggers.
>>694856898
You sick fuck.
I go on www.clubpenguin.com without a parent's permission
>>694855703
Congratulations...you're probably a serial killer.
>>694857022
What The FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
I'm gay and I hate it. All my family does is rant about how wrong it is and that being gay is "sending this country to hell". They have no idea I'm gay.
My car molested me in the back of my uncle.
>>694855703
I have heterosexual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>694857232
Or they do and they're trying to make you feel bad
Fingered and licked out my girlfriends sister when she was passed out drunk. She tasted a bit like piss.
I'd be trans if I had a body type that could ever pass as female.
Instead I hit the gym a lot and I'm starting to look more like Chris Pratt in Guardians of the Galaxy.
I wish I was a 5'5" androgyne or girl though.
>>694857128
tbh this is actually true, statistically speaking.
>>694857319
Damn dude..
>>694857022
That's fucking disgusting. I think im gonna barf.
>>694857493
sure you were fingering the right hole?
2 friends and I beat the shit out of a gay guy a few years ago
He didn't really do anything to us, we just did it for fun.
It's been a while, even if I still don't like homos/dykes I regret what i did
>>694855703
I lost my viriginity to a prostitute
Wife and I try to get couples to cheat on each other with us. She will get the men, I will get the girls. She is 4/4 on her missions and I am 3/3. We are 4/6 on seducing the women for a 3some. Two of the 3somes have been with her brothers current and previous girlfriend.
>>694855703
Im Bi-sexual and I may be a sociopath
I never wash my hands if i use a public restroom. My dick is cleaner than anything in the whole place. I wait for someone else to walk in our out and never flush. Fuck that.
I once orchestrated the brake up of my crush and her boyfriend. Ruined both their lives. Never been happier
I like to watch guys beat the shit out of women and also forcefuck them hard.
I'm gay btw.
>>694855703
I enjoyed Penis Insection Day when I was a kid.
>>694857670
good, should haunt you for the rest of your life you fucking piece of shit. kys
>>694855703
That's not fantasy.. that's depravity
>>694856452
r u ok
>>694857709
With the current GF her brother has, I had her distract him (ride to the store) then bent his GF over the couch. Finished in her mouth and got a joy out of watching them kiss throughout the day knowing she swallowed my seed
>>694857559
Yeah dude, that's why I said it. One of the telltale signs of a serial killer is the killing, torture, and dismemberment of animals.
I've been faking a relationship with a girl just because she makes alot of money she is a physician at one of the biggest hospitals in socal, because of that I haven't worked 1 day since we've been together. She gives me a 500 dollar weekly allowance to do as I please I usually go over and she's fine with it, most of the time I go spend the money on other girls or I go sleep with her sister while she is at work.
Also trying to convince her that having more than 1 gf or wife is ok.
>>694857790
Michelle?
I spend money on Pokéballs in Pokémon Go when I run out
I do sex tourism quite a lot, always go to 3rd world countries and look for "young ladies"
And with young I mean "barely more than a decade" old
You wouldn't believe how cheap ruining someone life is in some countries
>>694857790
I am probably a psychopath
>>694857709
how honest are you being right now, on a scale from 1 to 10?
>>694857709
your an asshole
>>694857667
Certain. She's has an amazing vagina. She got vaginaplasti a few years back so it's basically the perfect vagina you see in porn
>>694858088
Aw what? Luckyyyy!
>>694855703
I found out I liked catching while staying with a friend of mine when I came out as a cd. It didn't start out as consensual, but it ended up enjoyable and thats how I ended up being more open to my sexuality
>>694855703
I hate my girlfriend, but i dont break with her because im never gonna find some girl who win my trust like she has done.
>>694858187
Thoughts on SE Asia v. LatAm?
I'm the faganon above who likes men forcing women. This goes along with it too.
I fucked my baby sitter when I was 10. She was 16 and I think she was mildly retarded.
they all suck cocks on changirl.jimdo.com
>>694858281
>fingered a post-op
>she just told you it was vaginaplasti
Told my gf if anyone recognizes us we'll just deny it. Honestly though he's probably getting a free grope at least.
>>694855703
i like/love to dress like a girl...
but never had sex with men :P
>>694858059
I've never killed, tortured, or dismembered an animal. They're just fantasies that pass through my head throughout the day, or when I'm laying in bed at night.
>>694858394
Was he straight or gay?
I'm slowly building a collection of cum tributes to my sister.
>>694858484
I've known her long enough to know she's 100% female.
Thinking about this makes me want to go buy tiquilla again and try for round 2
Kinda want to have a one nighter with my ex. She has been trying to kill her self becuase of her current relationship ended a couple months back. I my self have been in a relationship going on 3 years. My ex would let me do just about anything to her, current gf is vanilla, but the better looking one of the two.
>>694858735
Still claims to be straight, but considering I'm not the only guy he's messed with (learned from a friend there's this twinkle guy who sucks him off regularly) I say he's in denial. Although he does have a gf
>>694858426
Iatam all the way for me
I've only been to Asia 2 times, and both were meh if not bad
Girls aren't that cheap (they tend to over charge you for being white), you find quite a lot of sex tourists which is uncomfortable and girls are kinda ugly imo
What kind of shit are you into? If you just want cheap and good looking Latinas go to Colombia and Venezuela, if you are looking for young ladies I know a few places where you could go
>>694859139
>>694859139
Maybe it's just my latin background but forcefucking a crossdresser and copping head with no reciprocation from a femmy fag isn't gay to me tbh
>>694859594
I am >>694857923
But indirectly, def younger. Have a buddy I'd go with and observe.
>>694857022
MODS
>>694856076
Wait. You've used it on your gf, or yourself?
>>694856076
Wait. You used it on your gf right? Not yourself?
Cheating on my gf of 2 years with 2 other girls. Tinder makes it so easy. Im playing with fire and I know im gonna get burned
>>694858211
11/10
accidentally fired a pistol in a public place.
Ask me anything.
>>694860299
Are you a nigger
>>694860401
nope. id be in jail.
white guy.
>>694859884
You want quality or just want them cheap?
Girls in Haiti are REALLY cheap, you may find girls of any age there, and with "any age" I mean I've seen girls as low as 6 and with "really cheap" as low as $1/hour
On the other side, Costa Rican girls are better looking IMO, you may occasionally find white ones but you'll have a hard time finding girls younger than 14, while being somewhat expensive.
>>694860550
What gun.
>>694860617
How expensive are we talking in Costa Rica?
>>694855703
When I was about 16 and my sister was 14, she invited one of her friends to our house for a sleepover. She was thin and really cute. Whenever we had friends over we would usually stay in the basement because there were a couple of futons and a TV down there. Anyway, I snuck down there after they fell asleep and put my hands down the friend's shirt and in her pants, and stuck my tongue in her mouth. She had the hots for me and we almost ended up dating shortly after this happened, but I feel kind of bad that I did it.
>>694860649
Glock 23. starting a new thread
>>694861057
Link?
>>694860617
Nice info, thanks. What about Costa Rica (or at least above-Haiti) quality, but sub-14?
I really just want to fuck my gf and her friend. Gf's down but her friend is in a relationship and we don't know what she's into. It's a bit awkward hanging out with her the day after we fantasized about fucking her during sex.
I have a raging foot fetish
i want to kill my self but i don't want to make my gf sad
When I was in 10th grade I blackmailed my ex gf and made her come over and face fucked her, then while she was in the bathroom spitting my cum out and washing up, I broke her phone and stole her iPod and like $25 from her purse
She left and came back like 10 minutes later asking me if I broke her phone
>mfw
>Be me many years ago
>Six year old boy
>Dad died about two years earlier
>Don't really remember him, but my mom started to use drugs to cope
>Mostly popping pills
>Mom gets involved with pretty shady people
>Her addiction just worsens and she gets desperate for money
>Don't know what she tried first (if anything), but she ends up getting me involved in child modelling to make herself money
>She talks me into it, despite my being shy
>Fast forward to the first day
>Get driven downtown, mom takes me up to a building
>Looked huge because I was tiny, but really only three floors
>Used to be a furniture store before this "business" came to town
>Later found out mom had been here several times signing paperwork
>Walk in with mom and see guy at a counter
>Mom talks to him for a minute and he calls someone up to the desk
>Guy comes in from a door and grabs my hand
>Try to grab mom's hand too because I'm a baby
>She doesn't let me
>"You have to be a good boy and do this alone, anon."
>Start bawling and try to pull away
>Realize I had been betrayed and just accept my fate
>Guy takes me into the back and rushes me towards a room
>See a lot of screens on the way there, kinda like what they set up for school picture day
>Probably a better example out there
>Guy takes me into a sizable room on the far left side of the building
>Probably meant to be an office of sorts
>Two couches and a few chairs around the room, facing a TV
>Something scooby doo, not sure if it was a series or a movie
>Small buffet setup at the back of the room
>Man gives me a general rundown of how he expects me to act
>Tells me I have to get along with other boys and do whatever they say
>No fighting with other boys, no being late, not talking back
>Sounds like what my mom taught me, so just say okay
>He ruffles my hair and tells me I can spend my first day meeting the other boys
I'll cont if anyone wants, but I don't want to waste my time otherwise.
my ex's bff found out i had an mmm threesome and it turned her on so much we fucked a number of times. she likes to be choked
>>694855703
Found this in some thread that was supposed to have fucked up shit... and fapped to it.
>>694860299
Accidentally fired mine in my room and it put a hole in the window kek it cost $600 to fix
>>694860970
40-80/hour, which is pretty high for latam
>>694861376
Honduras and Argentina, definitively.
I've been especially lucky in Honduras, but both are top tier places IMO, they've got OK tier girls (high tier in Argentina), they are easy to find and are relatively cheap ($20-$40)
>>694861781
continue
>>694862110
hey I'm watching that thread too
seems like a lot of people are fapping to that one tonight
i like futa?
>>694862110
Weird as hell, but oddly turns me on.
I have 3 gfs that I tell I will marry and have their baby
since i was able to jerk off, rape has turned me on, i know this is horible.
>>694861727
Oh my fucking god, SAME. Until now I haven't seen anyone who shared my pathetic issues.
>>694862525
One is my cousin and another is my high school crush
>>694862197
Sweet. White pussy in Argentina. :trollface:
I don't expect you to know much or anything about this part, but do all of these places have men too? (Not so much into boys myself. Yeah, my sexuality is confusing as fuck.)
>tfw just want to watch your irl buddy get some tight young pussy and edge, then go get fucked by a straight hairy Latino who thinks being the top isn't gay and can use cash
continue
>>694863038
We should talk. :>)
oh this is perfect i was hoping to see one of these tonight. the other day i woke up from a black out and drove to my house, and then down the road to my local gay nude beach and sucked the first cock i saw. it was a first for me, i wanted it and it was okay. exciting walking across the sand knowing people are watching me, taking off my pants and underwear. very fun, probably wont do it again
>>694861776
future senator posting
fuckno, i dont want to get raped.
I really want to experience being a patient in a mentaI hospital or be in jail (don't want a record) but there is no realistic way. I think about it a lot.
>>694861781
yes
>>694861781
Continue and pre-type that shit, anon
>>694863698
what makes you want to suck a dick?
>>694861781
Continue
>>694855703
I work as a finance manager for a big company, and every month i send potential profit to a side account. since it's a pretty big company, that acount gets like 2~5K $ depending on how well the company did that month.
I Donate that money to animal shelters, and sometimes to orphanage houses. i regret nothing sense the company i'm working for mostly make money from hustling stupid people with too much cash who expect to get even richer by doing nothing.
To this day after working there for a little over 2 years i managed to save at least 3 animal shelters, and every holiday i make sure at least 2 orphanage houses get gifts, food, etc..
When i was a kid, no one was there for me, so it feels twice as good to help other souls who have no one in this world to help them or care for them.
>>694864196
I really want you to experience those things as well.
>>694864196
thast not true, thre are many shows that do that
>>694864582
there is no way that won't ruin my life for jail / not sure about mental hospital
>>694864567
so you also own 3 animal shelters and 2 orphanages? neat.
>>694864567
Good guy anon. Keep doing what you do.
I've been sniffing my sisters panties for around 3 years now
>>694864567
Anon if that's true, you're quite literally a modern day Robin Hood and that post made my night. I hope what goes around comes around to you if true.
I have a fantasy were I kill op and let small animals eat the corpse.
>>694864711
>>694864196
Never ben to mental but county jail yeh, it ain't rly shit if ur already tough and have the mentality. Food was nasty only thing good was the cookies.
Also make sure u take a good mugshot cuz u only get one, fuck I wish I wasn't tipsy when they took mines lol.
>>694861781
>Older guy told me to call him Mister, but I won't do that here
>He leaves me alone and tells me I'm not allowed to leave the room under any circumstances
>Think that's kinda weird, but whatever.
>Around 9:30 or so when he leaves me alone
>Don't really know what to do so I grab some snacks and watch cartoons
>Alone for some 30 minutes before another boy comes in
>Rememeber he was wearing a singlet or some shit
>He walks passed me to grab a drink
>Comes back and lies on the couch beside me, looking me over
>Just smile at him and say hi
>He says hey and says something like "You're pretty cute. What are you, four?"
>Don't know if he was an asshole or sincere but I responded anyways
>Give him my name and he gives me his
>He talks to me a bit about the business
>Hints at sexual stuff, but I'm too innocent to get it
>Remember him asking if my dad ever touched my bits
>Told him I didn't have one and that's why I was here
>He looked sincerely sad for me and dropped the subject
>We talked a bit more, but that's the gist of it
>A few more boys arrived over the next hour, all wearing different shit
>Figured it was a modelling place, so that's normal
>Lunch time rolls around and an older boy brings me food
>Tells me I should eat because I have a busy afternoon
>Eat by myself in a chair as other boys come in and out
>A bit after lunch, I'm watching cartoons again and a boy walks in and sits next to me
>Pretty normal, but he's fucking nude
>Never seen an older boy naked before, so I'm stuck between curiosity and worrying about getting in trouble
>He ignores me for a few minutes and plays with himself, I just stare
>He breaks his silence after I make it obvious I'm curious
>"Hey, it's nice to stare."
>Mutter sorry and feel guilty
>He ends up coercing me into showing him my dick in the name of fairness
>Don't know how to say no so I just let him pull down my shorts and briefs
>He smiles and tells me its nice before kissing my cheek
Cont again.
>>694855703
Me and a few of my friends have a secret fuck buddy friend that we share together.
I am about to fap to a creepshot video of my sister's epic booty; not sure if it was a friend or co-worker or whoever that recorded it, but whoever it was finished the editing perfectly with some of her hot FB profile pictures... It's on Youtube with 1000+ views which should make me feel guilt or something, but dat fuckin' ass mannn, I know I'm going to hell but fuck it~
>>694861208
>>694862163
>>694861602
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
>>694855703
I want to fuck my sister. Not because I find her attractive, but just to have that experience.
>>694855703
I work hard everday
but secretly I want to destroy my own life
>>694865914
Fucking nerd.
>>694865711
The perfect ingredients for a gangbang.
>>694865887
you sick fuck chunk
>>694864196
It's really easy. Just tell your doctor that you're having suicidal thoughts, and you might act. They'll send you to a state hospital if you don't have insurance.
Been to one many times, and I've met people in there that have done that.
>>694857232
Yeah dummy, what the other guy said. They can obviously tell. I mean it's not like it's hard to tell when someone's gay. There are signs, aversions, sensitivities, etc.
Be a man. Fuck them and their bullshit, Neolithic /pol/ style beliefs. Do you first.
>>694857232
Offer to suck your dads cock.
>>694865887
I very much doubt that happened you fucking summerfag.
>>694857232
Im bi and in the same boat, its disgusting, hope there were or smth to change it.
>>694866136
That's pretty much what's going on.
Sort of a Secret as in I would never tell anyone this happened.
>be me
>17 years old
>Start looking for a new job around November-Christmas retail spike
>Asked to show up at 8.00am for interview at local grocery store
>Wake up day of interview
>Look at the Time
>"7.38am," I can't drive
>OhShit.jpg
>Wildly rush into semi-formal clothes
>Brush Teeth
>Do my hair
>Grab gloves since its -20 outside
>Can't find gloves, wtf, who the fuck took my gloves?
>Decide I am going to wear socks on hands instead since I don't want my hands to fall off
>Jump on early childhood bike to race down to interview pic very related
>I'm racing down to an interview 10 minutes before on the Chromocycle with jizz rags on my hands
>Pull up behind the grocery store to ditch bike at bike stop
>Also in the staff parking lot
>Guy who took my initial application form recognizes me
>Hasn't seen chromocycle yet, only sees my upper torso
>"Hey Anon!" He's coming over
>quickly jam retard bike into normal bikes to form a very audible bike sandwich as to walk over to him to stop him approaching me
>Normal Bike 1 falls over and lays on the floor with my spaghetti
>I frantically try to manage it up off the ground while its between other fucking bikes
>Guy comes over and helps me with my autism
>"Anon, nice to see you again!"
>Extends for handshake
>Naturally, I extend my arm to shake hands
>OH FUCK! I HAVE FUCKING SOCKS ON MY HANDS
>just before touching his hand I fucking retract my hand like he bit me and stuff the socks in my back pocket
>He notices the entire thing
>laughs
>"were those socks?"
>my autism knows no bounds
>"no."
>asks to see them
>say nothing and no eye contact for 5 seconds
>say nothing and no eye contact for 10 seconds
>we both awkwardly go inside
>"at least he isn't interviewing me"
>Panel interview with 3 managers including him
>Had plenty of time to shit talk me before I got in
>Was really awkward and weird for entire interview due to spaghetti induced paranoia
>"We'll let you know"
>>694866781
I second that, suck his willy anon.
But in all seriousness, who gives a fuck lmao. Just do you, if they don't like the "gayness" just don't bring it around them. There's nothing you can do to change it, so just sorta go with the waves pushing you. Good luck, anon
pls continue
>>694855703
I have serious fantasies involving taking sexual advantage of retarded people.
>>694864764
I don't own them , i just donate as much as i can to them. usually 3.5k avreage per month. it moves between 2~5.
>>694864892
Thanks bro
>>694865188
Thanks a lot bro, i wish you only the best :)
>>694866952
Might as well make it official, and film the entire thing. High five your bros while you're balls deep inside her/him, while they're fucking the mouth. Make it an experience that everyone can share, and look back on.
>>694866641
Care to explain I google gaydar and only got few results, I know The sassy hi pitch voice, broke wrist, and swish walk,
Young girls are the best
>>694867197
Eh... might as go for it. Use a condom, and don't get too rough. There's no way they can prove anything happened.
plenty of horny girls of your city keep their secrets except of fucking on changirl.jimdo.com
>>694858199
same
>>694855703
My mon busted me one whit her vegetable in my ass. She punish me and now i asking her money for dildo.
i'm 15 year old boy.
>>694866641
Key indicators: no interest in women. Gay porn history on computer. Being a fucking Gaylord. Etc etc.
As stated earlier, fuck this guy's dumbass family.
-signed, straight married white guy in his 30's
>>694867404
They fuck each other all the time, there's so much sex going on in a downs syndrome care home it's ridiculous, if anyone found out they'd assume it was another patient. It would be easy to just slip myself in there during a tard-bang.
>>694855703
You sickfuck
>>694866952
Pic?
>>694856965
I hate niggers and sand niggers.
SPECIALY WHEN THEY ARE WITH A WHITE WOMEN OR GUY !! FUCK THAT PIECE ME OFF
>>694867581
At least we'll know mods will ban the underage fag... right?
>>694865777
Done... Feeling so guilty, but it's to be expected with a booty like this so
pic related btw, it's from the movie; notice how the camera has captured the thickness and shape of dat ass, captivating...
>>694855703
I'm a small animal, I got a fantasy of someone mutilating me until I'm no longer recognized.
>>694857709
Go kill yourself. You are scum. Taking other people's happiness away from them, breaking down relationships with people that they might love. All for some cheap fucking thrill? You're the fucking scum of the earth and I hope you die the worst death imaginable you inhuman fuck.
>>694865642
I don't want to experience it that bad but maybe one day
>>694865673
want more bad
>>694867857
Fucking nerd.
>>694867581
Omg same. I got caught fucking myself with zucchini.
>>694857549
Love your story man !
>>694867896
I want to know what happens so I can finally abandon thread and get some sleep but anon takes a month to type.
>>694855703
Sometimes i really wish i was a man
>>694867895
If ur under 18 which I doubt you should just go,do,any crazy crime besides murder and yoll only go to juvie. Cuz once ur 18 ur rucked from gettin a normal,job.
>>694857670
Your probably attract by men.
Did u try sodomie once ?
>>694857378
o m g
I have a cactus dick where my pubes run more than halfway up my shaft
>>694855703
I fucked my ex-fiance's new husband.
i did it out of spite. he liked it.
>>694857709
Your are boring get hamac and go camp.
faggot.
>>694868197
Don't give advice about anything legal if you can barely spell.
>>694857898
Hi Dylan!
>>694868395
Sounds like a nigger.
Want my wife to fuck other men , black men mostly , gangbangs with them , puts me in panties an high heels , makes me suck their cocks until they hard , and clean them off when finished . She fucks me with a black strap on ,I imagine in being raped by black men
>>694867229
I don't think she would be happy with us filming her. She wants to keep it a secret just between us.
>>694867694
>>694858432
Nice dummies
>>694868003
Was it the real real thick ones like 6.5 girths?, ever since I tried anal play with one that thick, I literally can't go back, it changed my life lol like fuck, I gon to the point I wanna get fucked by a horse just so I can feel that fullness.
It was hard to shove it in but once it did and got deep enough and let my ass adjust to it for some minutes, I fucked my self silly.
>>694865673
Yer pls
I molested like 5 of my cousins (I have a giant family) when I was 14 and 15 (i'm 25 now). Their ages at the time ranged from 8 to 13. No anal/oral but i'd make them sit on my dick and rub it. When I was 15 I also made my mom's friend's toddler touch my dick.
This has traumatized me my entire adult life. I SWEAR i'm not a pedophile or anything (I have a 26 yr old girlfriend and do NOT get "off" by little kids), I think I was just extremely sexually repressed/horny at the time and desperate. I'm always in a state of paranoia that one of my cousins (or my mom's friend's kid) will remember it and tell on me. It's my biggest regret in life and it's something that stays with me on a daily basis.
If only I could rewind time. I hate myself for it. So shameful. What the fuck was I thinking...
>>694858627
Who take the pic ? your father ?
>>694868620
Well, who gives a shit what she wants. She's obviously a whore, and likes being used. Don't give her options. Just take control.
>>694858088
Lucky pray she doesnt get tired of your shit
>>694868395
I'm typing to fast and I'm dead tired so fuck you.
>>694868488
I'm not, cracker.
>>694858627
You look nice as a girl tbh
>>694868395
Yeah I mean I want to experience it but I don't want to ruin my life, even juvie can turn into issues post 18
I made a fake snapchat and i constantly get nudes of both a girl that calls herself ********* on Sc and save everything i reveive from a female that i deem good on my dropbox
>>694868879
im open to aII advice
>>694865673
Continue
>>694868734
>not a pedophile
sure
>>694865673
I want to clarify i am not jerking off to this, But i am jerking off while also reading this. I ain't no fag /b/ro's i swear
>>694862110
I will fuck her so much
>>694865673
> older man opens the door
> all of us kids got on the floor
> everybody walked the dinosaur
>>694868951
Samefag, I don't want to tell you, but from my limited understanding of the justice system, passed the age of 13 anything illegal done is on record. You could always sign yourself up for a program that's meant to simulate prison living which is to encourage people to not do illegal shit and end up in prison.
Alternatively, you can just write about your fantasy and live it through writing and reading it. But that's waaaay less intense.
>>694868936
Thank you <3
>>694865673
>He tells me I can stare if I want, but I'll get tired of seeing dicks at some point
>Acting kind of flirty but i'm a kid and don't pick it up
>He gets called away 10 minutes later and I'm left thinking about dicks
>Nothing particularly exciting happen with other boys that day
>Fast forward to 3PM or so and the first man I met there told me it's time to take measurements
>He walks me back to the main room a takes me to one of the "sets"
>Like I said, this was originally a furniture store/warehouse. The floor plan was pretty open
>He tells me I need to strip naked so they can accurately measure me
>Don't really want to do it, but he really hammered the "follow rules" thing into me
>Strip down one piece of clothing at a time
>Make an effort to throw them on the ground to show I didn't approve of it
>He notices and just laughs
>Another guy comes in takes my measurements
>Seems really menial but I just let him do
>After he's finished, I get told to sit on a stool so I can get questioned about a few things
>"Anon, do your privates ever get stiff?"
>"Have you touched yourself there?"
>Tell him they get hard when I wash them, but my mom said it was dirty to have my hand in my pants
>He bullshits around and basically tells me that models are "noticeably" hard in photos
>Gave me some pedo excuse about it being about proud of being a boy
>Just agree because (spoiler alert) girls don't have dicks
>He tells me he needs to make me erect so he can measure it
>He just goes at it without really giving me a warning
>Try fighting back at first, but realize it doesn't actually hurt
>He gets me stiff and measures it
>"Good job Anon, you can get dressed now."
>Feel confused so I get dressed quick and go back to the room
>Have to sign a "contract" about not talking about what happens in the building
>Forced to make a bloody fingerprint
>Got told my blood would turn poisonous if I broke my promise
Cont again. I can go faster if you want, but you'll lose detail.
>>694857936
>Insection
>You tried
I almost killed my one of our kittens the other day. I got pissed at it for squirming and hissing while I held it then threw it across the room. It hit a box then ricocheted to the wall. It started meowing and behaved like someone after getting knocked out by locking up in strange contorted positions. I thought I paralyzed it, but it's still alive. It's having trouble walking now and all its sibling hiss at me on sight now. I feel like crap, mostly because I still feel the urge to harm them when they hiss at me. I hope my gf doesn't notice. I could blame it on the kids, but then I'll feel like more of a bitch. Hurting a kitten then framing a child? Fuck is wrong with me for even thinking of it?
>>694869128
I swear i'm not. I don't look at prepubescent kids in a sexual way. Those thoughts don't even enter my brain. I'm also not gay and yet most of the cousins I touched were boys. Like I said I just grew up in a very religious / repressed household and talking to girls was a big no-no, so in my hormonal foggy state I didn't care WHO or WHAT touched my dick. It's hard to explain.
I'm not a pedo. Or gay. It's something I regret and something I live with everyday... plus the constant paranoia of being called out any day has led to great anxiety.
>>694869359
that's probably WAY smarter to just write / read and fantasize than do anything dumb and actuaIIy do jail. Might look into one of those programs. Mental hospital stays, are those on a record?
>>694855703
I really like this arab girl, and I fucked it up.
>>694869590
ITT: future serial killers
>>694868951
Look man honestly it's whatever u don't want to be there tho, nobody wants to be there. Yoll just be angry at yourself that u got caught and even more angrier knowing that weeks are passing you by that yoll never get back.
When I got locked I didn't care that I was in, I cared that my homeboy snitched on me when they had us in two different cars before they finally put us in same car. We had different cells the whole time I was paranoid that he snitched on me cuz he prob got lesser charge in his yellow slip, once they unlocked our cell doors I walked to his cell to ask the question once I found out he didn't and we both have same charge, I was relived and was more laid back.
>>694868824
She may be a whore but she's still my friend. I don't want to get booted out of this fuck buddy relationship with her just because I want something to remember her by.
When I was 16-17, I had a crush on my sister's 11yo friend. It made me feel like a weird motherfucker.
>>694869655
Arabfag here. You should be glad it didn't work out. Arab girls all suffer from daddy issues and 90% of them are bipolar. Trust me /b/rother, stay away from them.
>>694869406
Pics or it didn't happen.
>>694869406
I'm getting invested in this story now
I secretly want to fill my sac with giggly wigglies, and spray them all over some girls beanus.
>>694869895
wut.
OK, I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out! ...but the worst thing I ever done: I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life!
>>694869603
Mental hospital stays most likely go on a health record, but doing the program I'm pretty sure has no strings attached.
>>694869406
keep the detail. i love it
>>694870062
Your comment made me laugh, but honestly bro, that's some typical child shit everybody goes through.
>I cheated on a history exam in third grade
kek. gtfo
>>694869829
She was pretty, she was light skinned, and I'm pretty sure she liked me back.
>>694870108
do you know of any programs
>tfw actually interested in this
>>694868003
Plz respond to this
>>694868709
>>694867798
you're not going to link it?
I'm a maitanace worker for a houseing association , if the tenant is out I goto the bedroom look for sex toys , suck them , put them up my ass , go to washing basket smell dirty underwear , or just root around an wank off
>>694870416
I'm a Canadafag, but I know SOME prisons in some states in America have programs for youth from like 17-9 or some shit to participate in. Usually it's just a day visit, but I've seen sometimes them stay for a little more. Depends on the program, you should look up online if there are any near you.
>>694868734
this is pretty normal bro
>>694869667
I just have an issue with insubordination from animals I think. I still feel childish and horrible for what I did. I hope my son doesn't have these issues I have.
plenty of horny girls of your city have secrets except of cock hunger on changirl.jimdo.com
>>694858679
lol
I use my gf big dildo and i never seed my torrents.
>>694865887
>>694870062
Fuck off faggot
>>694869406
Continue
Don't forget anything
>>694869593
Reported you pedo scum. How you like getting raped in prison.
>>694870557
Sorry man, didn't think people would be interested! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1PZcGuw3x4 Enjoy :)
>>694870775
>>694869481
kek
>>694858053
what a life, got pics?
>>694871427
>how to unrape sister
Kek.
I am religious, and believe in God, and I know I shouldn't be on a site like this, but here I am anyway.
>>694871855
do you attend church?
I'd love a religious friend
>>694871427
>how to unrape sister
>mfw
>>694871427
all about that santa cuck porn lifestyle
>>694871855
You're breaking so many rules anon.
"Thou shalt not feast their eyes upon fucking image boards that have nsfw shit on it."
>>694869084
share?
>>694872027
Yeah, every Sunday.
>>694869406
>Gonna try to be a bit quicker because people are complaining. Ask shit if you want to know.
>Go back the next day and go through the same steps
>Get back to the room and the man tells me I need to strip naked
>I'll call him M from now on to prevent confusion
>"You need to be comfortable with people seeing your body, because that's why you're here."
>He tells me I can stay in the room again, but without clothes
>I can earn my clothing privilege back once he thinks I earn it
>Didn't have any reservations about it, so I just stripped down
>He takes my clothes and I'm alone in the room again
>Day progresses as normal and I see a handful of boys. Some nude, some not.
>Pretty shy at first because I was easily the youngest boy, but try to save face
>By the end of the day, I was practically a nudist
>Day ends without anything major happening
>Go home and mom still doesn't want to hear about it
>Go outside and play with friends after dinner, but don't tell them either
>End up in bed naked and playing with my dick
>Don't remember how far I got before falling asleep
>Flash forward to the next day and my "work day" starts the same
>Get checked in on a few times
>Afternoon rolls around and M tells me he thinks I'm ready to wear clothes again
>I get escorted to the far back of the building
>Go through the doors and there is a huge dressing room of sorts
>I hadn't really fully comprehended my supposed "job" at this point
>He walks me over to another guy and they talk a bit about me
>I remember them saying something about me being young, but that was a good thing
>I try on a several outfits and they examine me
>New guy writes shit down on a clipboard after each costume change
>Outfits range a lot. Normal clothes, briefs, boxers, sporting wear, outfits akin to slutty Halloween costumes, etc
>Occasionally get rubbed before putting on outfits so my boyhood is evident
>Spend the rest of the day dressing up
Cont again. This goes on for a while, sorry.
>>694869406
Kek. That's some funny shit.
>>694870405
I don't doubt she was. Arab girls are FINE (except Saudi and Egyptian bitches, their women are hurting). But take it from me, most of them have psychological issues (and can you blame them lol) and are not worth dating. I've been in so many long term relationships with many of them and it always ends up the same way, with the girls being bat-shit crazy. I'm not a self-hater, i'm just being honest.
I strictly date Hispanic women now. My current girlfriend is Brazilian. Stay away from Arab chicks, even if one happened to be normal, which is rare, you don't want Arab in-laws. Trust me, I would know.
>>694857549
You'll always be a trap to us.
>>694872317
> long story short we learn the electric slide and get to appear on the Mickey mouse club.
>>694872317
Cont
>>694870775
>this is pretty normal bro
Is it really though? How many people walking around in our society do you think had their penises touched by kids when they were 15? Maybe .01% at best. Even if it WAS normal, I still feel like shit, and like I said any of them can tell on me in the future if they ever remember it or if they feel I fucked them up in some way. It being normal doesn't change this constant paranoia/anxiety I feel...
kill me pls
>>694872256
can we chat outside of /b/?
>>694873018
I just did dick, see the post above yours.
>>694873073
Sure, you have kik?
>>694873132
>"goes on for a while"
>ends in one sentence
Something seems wrong here
>>694857549
You did the decent thing anon. I have no problems with transsexuals I just question the ones that "transition" and end up looking like masculine dudes with wigs on. If I was "born into the wrong body" i'd only transition if I was passable.
>>694873285
It is what it is, o yea there was a monkey there and we ate ice cream.
>>694855703
I use condoms TWICE.
>>694873387
>>694873652
add an s to duck (so ducks)
>>694872962
That fucktard wasn't me so forget the green. Turns out it was Jerry Sandusky and I was in a Penn state locker room
>>694857670
Latent homosexuality? Don't worry fam its very common in people who live in areas of high religious conditioning.
Word association (be honest with yourself):
Cucumber
Every time I go to my friends house, I blow my load in every skin cream and lotion his girlfriend uses.
I love knowing she is glistening in my cum every time I see her.
well i fucked 2 gf's of a friend .
both broke up with him later and we got to hang a little more for a while .
he doesn't know and i kinda feel bad the sex part is great but that feel of hurting a bro is terror.
When I was about five or six a fifteen year old son of a friend of a family used to make me suck his cock whenever I was over at his house. It's one of my most fapped to memories.
Also, I've recently started cutting myself when ever I do something bad. The pain acts as a punishment and the mark acts as a reminder not to do that shit again. I don't really get the stigma against Self-Injury.
>>694872317
>Go back the next day and spend the whole day
>Try on more costumes and walk around in them
>Told to get comfortable in them so I looked like I enjoyed it
>I was young and impressionable. I don't remember feeling uncomfortable about this for several years.
>Next day is pretty much the same, except I get makeup put on
>Not on my face, mostly just body makeup
>They had an idea of the perfect boy, and flawless skin was part of that.
>After this, I spend 3 or 4 weeks getting taught how to compose myself for shoots
>Basically, how to be lewd.
>Mom treats me better after this and all of the boys and men are nice, so I guess I just try hard to keep it up
>By the end of the first month, I was involved in mild forms of cheese pizza
>Before you ask, yes the photos are probably in the bowels of the internet. No, they aren't legal in the US.
>Over the next two years, I do hundreds of shoots
>From fully dressed to fully nude. Pissing, diapers, crossdressing, playful pics, and more
>Did videos as well, but never did anything hardcore
>Did nude wrestling and had an older boy slightly play with my willy, but that's all the onscreen contact
>Lived my life normally outside of the studio, including school and friends
>Part of me knew it wasn't acceptable, but I didn't tell anyone because I liked it
>Life is good for most of the time until I get called to a back room one day
>Go back there a bit spooked because I knew it was a private room
Cont again. I'm attempting to type faster, but this was fucking years ago.
>>694873742
Sss
>>694871430
b-b-b-big sister bootay <3 pic related; in this shot, the camera highlights again the roundness of dat ass, quite extraordinary!
>>694869593
You need to confess to your family and contact the police - this will stop the guilt. It's the only way.
>>694858088
same but dont cheat
>>694858679
You'll realize one day that it isn't enough to fantasize.
>>694861727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JAHAFvcr2o
>>694874456
the booty, whilst contained in tight jeans, can still be evaluated; un-proportionate to the thick waist, the spherical shape of the cheeks is distinct yet captivating... Slight jiggle can be seen, even within the jeans, which is rare for a white female!
>>694874493
It was 10 years ago. I was technically a minor. I don't think the police will do anything about me touching my 13 year old cousin when I was 15. It's not like I said I was currently molesting minors. I'm not a pedophile.
And telling my family is idiotic. What good will that do? It wouldn't stop the guilt and just make my family hate me. I know them. Please tell me you're trolling.
>>694875372
Never get advice from /b/
I'm a 26 year old virgin and it's really fucking me up, I can't help but naively believe everyone else is a sexless single person like me even though I know that's totally untrue so I get real hung up on people and finding out about their sex lives. I know sex isn't a bad thing but because I haven't had it and don't believe I will ever do it I feel like I can't relate to other people and I can't stop thinking about women I know, who I have feelings for or not and just knowing that they've had sex before just stings me for some reason. UUUGG I'm so fucked
I fart in people's faces when they fall asleep around me.
>>694875372
You feel guilty and you worry that one of them will remember and confront you, which makes you anxious and is taking over your life - it's like a Sword of Damocles hanging over you.
The only way to take away the fear and anxiety is to confront them - people who are frightened of spiders force themselves to handle spiders, people afraid of dogs force themselves to pet dogs. You need to tell people what you did, then it is not something that might happen (which makes you afraid), it is something that has happened, can't happen again, the fear will stop and you can get on with your life. Not trolling. Just think about it.
>>694875555
I'm not totally sure how I could offer consolation, but hey, those are some nice quads!
>>694874409
Continue
>>694856296
Got you beat. I have photographed five pre-t girls in the same cheerleader outfit. Deeply in love/lust with one of them.
>>694875832
I understand what you're saying, and from a logical point of view it makes sense. However, life is about weighing the pros and cons and being realistic about consequences. The reason why i'm paranoid about being told on is because I KNOW it will destroy my life, my family members will never see me the same way, i'd lose my girlfriend, be seen as a freak for the rest of my life, etc etc etc.. so telling on myself seems very counter productive.
I'm not afraid of it "happening again". I'm not wired that way. I know I was an extremely repressed teenager and the idea of doing anything to a minor as an adult sickens me, so it's not like i'm a pedophile that needs treatment or "support".
Like I said I get where you're coming from but it's just NOT going to happen. "Hey Mom, remember 10 years ago when I was 15? Yeah I made your brother's son sit on my dick"... that's not going to make me feel better or help me "move on" in life. It's just not. In theory it might make sense but i'm a realist.
I have a fetish for photographing prostitutes and then licking their bellybutton
>>694874409
Plz hurry, I need my sleep, but I need to know how this story ends first...
I am a tranny. And not the fun ladydick kind.
>>694873957
Ooo...
I've been doing this wrong the whole time.
Thats much better than rubbing my dick on things.
>>694876120
heh, I didn't even notice. My first quads!
>>694874409
>Go inside and M is waiting for me
>"Anon, after a certain amount of time working for us, boys are trusted and expected to perform extra duties to earn their pay."
>Basically, he told me I would need to perform sexual acts on the men working there so they could gauge my loyalty
>I assume I looked confused because he offered me a seat and told me I would be taught how to pleasure men
>Stare at him and he offers me a few videos
>I watch them on small monitor
>Starts with a boy doing a strip dance
>Recognize him as one of the boys I worked with, but the video was at least a year old
>He ends up nude and visibly "excited"
>Think its kinda weird because it was with a man and not a boy, but whatever
>Watch a few more videos after that one
>Don't remember them much, only the first and the last
>Videos are just boys being diddled by men, maybe a bit of sucking
>Watch them uncomfortably because I felt weird
>Still thought M knew best
>After two or so hours of videos, he puts in another one and I remember feeling horrible pain in my stomach
>Started with a man and a naked boy, both already erect
>Video progressed to the boy playing with the man's dick
>Jerking led to sucking, ending up to the man finishing in his mouth
>Not a pussy, but I remember feeling legitimately sick after watching it
>M apparently noticed and told me I was done for the day
>Go back to the waiting room and don't talk to anyone else that day
Sorry guys. I'm going to try to finish, but I really do feel shitty now. Their organisation ended up busted, but I don't know if there were pedos who got away. I'm not really a pussy like I said, but I haven't told anyone about this in years.
>>694876413
same
>>694876521
It's weird. Ladyboys turn me on but this picture disgusts me.
>>694876521
The surgical process for turning a dick into a pussy is incredible.
>>694876355
>In theory it might make sense but i'm a realist.
In which case you'll live the rest of your life in fear, which will hollow you out and make your life the hell you feel now, getting worse as you feel you have more to lose with each passing year.
And when finally it comes out (which it will - family secrets always do) you'll br forced to get on with life with your secret out there, and you'll look back over what you've lost and realise that if you'd have confessed earlier, you'd have lost so much less.
>>694876623
Didn't expect that, did you. Nor did I expect some random cute chick at Wendy's (9/10) to give me her extra Frosty. Me, being caught unawares, couldn't think of anything to say to get her number or a date, all my brain could think of was "thank you." Now I'm suck with thoughts of what could have been.
Now, anon, you may be asking, what was my point in sharing this? Well, I'll tell you. The moral of my true story is to expect the unexpected. Remember, "luck" is what happens when opportunity meets preparation. So keep an eye out for opportunities. Prepare for such opportunities. And one day, some day, you will get lucky!
>>694877322
You're such an Aspie. This is why pretty women avoid interactions of any sort with loser-looking guys like the fucking plague, afraid of even making eye contact. And then nerds get bitter when women are bitchy in public. "I was just being nice, not asking you for sex". Ever thought maybe she wanted to give you her extra Frosty and NOTHING else?
If a cute girl smiles in your direction do you automatically think, "she's interested"? Don't be beta /b/ro.
help me plz http://www.strawpoll.me/10758849
>>694876974
Nah dude. This might be ideal for certain people but it's situational. My family / girlfriend are not the understanding type. Realistically I have 2 options: 1- Keep it a secret and live in shame/anxiety, 2- Tell on myself and destroy every relationship I care about, then continue to live in shame/anxiety regardless. I'll choose 1
Thanks for the advice though, I appreciate it.
>>694875372
Not sure about there but where I am if there is no more than two years age difference between underage persons then it's legal
>>694876521
There are some serious fucking issues in this one pic. Did your father only love/molest your sisters which made you jealous? It's hard when you are not shown love.
>>694877793
61% of the people who voted are ignorant on human sexuality. Sexuality is a dial first of all, not an on-and-off switch. It's completely possible for somebody to score 1 on the Kinsey scale - being predominantly into women but being attracted by passable traps. It might not be 100% straight but it's not even fully Bisexual, at least according to the Kinsey scale.
>does it have a penis?
>GAY
That's not how our neurology works.
>>694876626
Finish please
>>694876626
Seriously funny, been a while since I laughed this hard. Anyone else laughing their ass off?
>>694878349
Finish please, haha that's what he used to say to M and his friends.
>>694876626
>Tell my mom I'm sick for a few days so I can avoid going back
>This ruse only lasts three days before I'm forced back
>Mom knew what these guys were about, but she was still needed drug money
>Felt really uncomfortable when I got back, but nobody says anything
>Spend a few days just doing shoots before I get called to the room again
>M tells me I'll like it if I give it a try
>He showed me more pizza and I gradually grew accustomed to it
>Didn't "like" it, but it started seeming more "icky" to me than anything
>Watch it pretty much daily for over a month until M tells me I have a client
>Brain blocked out a lot of what happened because I think it was the turning point of my life, but here's the gist of it
>Get sent to get dressed up
>Put on a white leotard, nothing else
>M leads me to another back room and there is already a man waiting for me on a bed with floral sheets
>M tells me that I'll be fine and that the man has already enjoyed my work
>He goes off to the side and sits down, out of sight
>Told me I wasn't supposed to look at him during it
>Not my proudest moment, but I followed instructions like a fucking dog
>Gave the guy a strip tease, including acts that I'm not comfortable describing even in text
>End up nude and on the bed, not knowing what this man wanted from me
>He gets on his knees and aggressively "pleasures" me
>Got sucked and lightly rimmed
>Remember him finishing by trying to give me a bj induced orgasm
>First time getting sucked, so I felt completely helpless by the way he made my body feel
>Tried pushing off a bit but he held me down
>He keeps going until my body gives in and I have my first orgasm
>Nobody really described how it felt, but my body felt limp and trembly at the same time
>Lose control and end up pissing in this guys mouth
>He pushed me and was about to punch me, but M knocked him down
>Filled with a mix of fear, regret, and uncertainty and I broke down
>M told me he'd leave me alone for a bit
Cont again.
>>694877997
Well to be fair the youngest cousin was 8. Now that's technically illegal since I was 15 but because it happened 10 years ago and it wasn't forced penetration/oral, I doubt they would prosecute me.
I'm not concerned about the legal consequences. It didn't even happen in the same country I live in so it's fair to say i'm safe in that regard. It still feels shitty morally and what not.
>>694878709
Only two or three posts to go, sorry friends. Ignore the edgelords who will end up killing themselves when they realize they have nothing to live for.
I live 100% as a girl but got a Penis. So cash
>>694873957
I do the same thing. Conditioner, face cream, even a bottle of vagisil she keeps in the shower.
>>694873957
>>694876571
>>694878929
This is exactly why I refuse to befriend any faggot that lurks this armpit of a site.
>>694878904
>I live 100% as a girl
No you don't. Girls don't duck tape their penises to hide their bulges, or the other various extra maintenance's you have to go through.
Pics?
I want to get filthy with my coworker. Shes a slut. Pic related, a few pictures of her got out.
>>694878709
Lmao it just got funnier. C'mon I cant be the only one laughing my ass off.
>>694877974
Fine, but you're not capable of carrying it off.
You came on here and confessed - why the fuck would you even do that if you can be so insouciant about it?
But it's your life and the pin is out of the grenade - it's all about when in the future the lever springs off. I don't know you or give half a fuck about you or your doomed life.
>>694878031
You know that is Buck Angel, don't you?
>>694879794
Change sisters to brothers and remains valid.
>>694879382
Just you.
>>694879145
Oh i keep my /b/ lurking status on the down low.
You'll never see us coming, and I'm probably 10-12 loads deep.
>>694878709
>Not going to post any more graphic scenes, sorry if you were just in for the sex
>Feel subhuman after this encounter
>Try backing out of the whole ordeal afterwards, but I'm threatened by M and my mom
>Spend two years having these types of encounters every month or two
>Still hate them, but I feel like I don't have a choice
>I was ten at this point, and nearing the "golden age"
>Term used by M, not me
>Basically most desired age by most pedos, so my encounters skyrocketed around my 10th birthday
>Never get penetrated, but I get forced into practically everything else
>Realize I have to say fuck you to everyone and just leave
>Not a retard, so I knew I needed money to run away
>Mom took all of my paycheck, so I did a mixture of lewd acts and chores to get money
>Mom stole my money pretty frequently, so it took three years until I was comfortable enough to leave
>Pack my backpack with shit and ride off on my bike
>Highway running on the outskirts of my town, so I decide to take it
>Nobody really ever stopped or talked to me
>Ended up a few towns over after a mixture of biking and hitchhiking
>Won't bore you with that shit because everyone is begging me to hurry
>Fuck around for a bit until I end up finding a cheap motel
>Near a busy street, few fast food places, gas station, laundromat, and a park
>Hide bike and backpack in a bush before going inside
>Bullshit my way into getting a room
>"My dad wanted me to get the room 'cause he's smoking outside..."
>They buy it and I get a room for a week, door on the outside of the motel
>First thing I do is take a long as fuck shower and end up sleeping nude in one of the bed
>Didn't have a longterm plan, but it felt great to send a fuck you to everyone
One more to go, /b/tards.
>>694880222
I highly doubt that
