Waifu claiming thread.
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>>694814838
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>694820992
MY PHONE CANT EVEN RUN POKENE GO
Just killl me
Claimed
>>694820184
>Blake best neko
How could I not notice best neko? I should commit sudoku
What's up Blake?
>>694820334
>Mei
Top tier claim friend
>>694820344
>Mugen
Can't wait. Oh hold up, yes I can.
I have to study to retake exams the coming weeks, so I won't be online that much in the day
>>694820380
>Holo
>I'd like to try Spearfishing, sounds fun
It's cold, it's wet and you can get bitten by leeches or pikes but it's fun. Just rememer to aim 24-something degrees ahead of what you see because the reflection is broken light
> went to the range today
Shooting range?
>>694820917
>Fran
League isn't about having fun. It's about making sure the other guys is having LESS fun than you
>>694820917
>outside
>fun
Not for me. Also, running just makes me more depressed, so decided I'm going to stop doing that.
>>694821183
M'koto.
I wish there were more good waifus
Claiming the bad little child
Roll for your shitposting superpower:
0-1: You have a folder for every single poster on /waifu/ with exact filenames, and the ability to mimic anybodies persona.
2-3: You can guarantee a get, one dub every minute, trips every ten minutes, quads every 100 minutes and so on.
4-5: You can delete every OTHER /waifu/ thread at any moment.
6-7: You can spam without a captcha and no cool down, the only limit is how fast you can select an image.
8-9: You can recite every copypasta ever written from memory.
Dubs: Your choice of any of the above.
Trips and up: All of the above.
Still here
>>694821132
>Just kill me
>Implying anyone could kill Yuno
>>694820821
That I did. I wonder if he will
>>694821043
What? My friend is a girl
Horo everyone
Forever my waifu
>>694820414 (Yuuki)
Fuck I'm sorry dude, I'm exhausted and got my Yu's mixed up. I'm pretty drained after today and I got called into work tomorow so honestly I could be doing a fair bit better. What have you been up to?
>>694820344 (Mugen)
All of the above, yes. Controllers do help, though.
>>694820512 (Makoto)
You know why. You know what I'm here for.
>>694820917 (Fran)
Not a bad choice at all
>>694821076
Come out of your lurk shell Mario
>>694821241
haha its alright my man
im good, you??
>>694820662
>neko-nazi
fucking brilliant, i know what im putting in my steam bio
>>694820729
pretty good. scheduling a new tattoo for next Wednesday so i have that to look forward to. today itself was alright because i dont feel depressed at all which is good
>>694820917
nah, not posting my dick. i can post my jizz but not my fucking dick. too small ;^)
>>694820981
yeah coco is best catgirl in the whole game series. always fucking loved her
Last claim
Happy birthday for the last time Akane. I love you with all my heart.
>>694821132
I'm sorry for your loss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4QGPWLY-EM
I'm blue I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die
Madoka, claimed.
>>694821076
Claiming Top Cat once agian
.>>694821132
I cant run it too.I have a shitty as lumia.End me.
>>694821241
Thats the best definition of LoL I`ve ever heard.
>>694821275
Gimmie them powers boi.
Who the fuck would not fall in love with her?
>>694821252
People are already butthurt with my multiclaim
>>694821276
Fuuuck why must I be unkillable?
>>694821307
So you're going as yukiteru?
>>694821371
Hello foxxy lady
>>694821482
Press F
AYY
>>694821710
lol
>>694821651
You know true suffering
>>694821610
Madoka is cute!
>>694821459
Sweet! What kind of tattoo are you getting?
>>694821689
Heretic Tsundere~chan
Anyone have plans this weekend?
>>694821836
Hell,Im just happy that I can get steam now.Otherwise I couldnt even sell shit.
>>694821241
Exactly!
And so is Magic, but that is a different story
>>694821244
That's a shame, I never really got into running
>>694821408
Exactly
>>694821459
How small?
Konata's is 4 inches
>>694821689
A garbage can labeled "your waifu"
>>694821408
No worries lol! All of these names blur together. I'm good, just playing guitar and relaxing at the moment. My desktop isn't usable right now because the GPU died and needed to be replaced, but I'm getting a replacement so it's all good! Sorry about you being called into work though, this is my only night off in a while
>>694821689
You're a strong independent yandere who don't need no man!
Claimed
>>694820502 Robit
Sounds fun, hows the mom doing?
>>694820512 A cute
Yes huh
You gotta work tonight?
>>694821241
That sounds awful, i legit just now got more in the mail. Im only missing 2 more, and one is supposed to come monday. AMAZON PLS
>>694821371
Ohayo
>>694821408
I dont have any controllers though, only some gamecube ones. I need some ideas for stuff to do around town, got any?
Lurking
>>694821868
im getting pic related. same spot, size, color
>>694821989
hahaha lmao really? im 6 inches even. who tf is konata???
>>694821244
Hiya Shiro.
>>694821408
......you're here for the cookies?
>>694822088
Nope. Yep.
>>694821909
Im just gonna waste away like always,maybe play something with friends,maybe watch Corpse Party,I have it on my drive for a few weeks.Probably will hit the waifu thread too.
>>694821459
I've been spearfishing today and caught nothing.
I did win all the games with the guys tonight so that was nice
What tattoo is it this time?
>>694821465
Have a good night friend
>>694821651
Thanks heretic
I've poured a few hundred hours into forming that definition
How else would you even sell League to other people?
>>694821989
Still too poor to play Magic
>>694822088
Yeah I know the pain and inconsistency
>tfw you get cucked by Amazon despite paying for faster delivery
Kid never got his birthday present
I need something good to watch
i can't find anything interesting
>>694822389
Joeysworldtour, my fav anime
>>694822389
https://www.reddit.com/r/mealtimevideos/
>Inb4 reddit
>>694821898
Dont do that
>>694821909
Runescape, runescape and more runescape.. maybe some destiny
>>694821976
Damn how long have you gone without steam?
>>694821989
Boi dont let me catch you at my con or else you will catch these hands
>>694822069
I just want to play pokemon go with the cool kids!
>>694822389
watch DEEZ NUTZ
>>694822372
for tattoo, see>>694822280
spearfishing? we got a fucking eskimo in /waifu/ now
>>694822280
Thats a cool tatoo.I`ve been thinking about getting one for myself,but I cant think what should it be.
>>694822346
That's not bad. Sometimes we need to just kick back and relax.
>>694822486
>>694822508
>>694822520
all three of you should kill yourselves
>>694822520
I mean steam on my phone.And its been since I got this lumia,so like a year.
>>694822389
You watchd To Love Ru? Its pretty fun.
>>694822372
Why am I a heretic though?
>>694822280
Konata is the supreme shitposter. He posted his dick twice, that was the picture you got.
Also, I won't believe the 6 inches till you prove it ;p
>>694822372
Bought most of my cards in highschool. That magic time when you had a job and no bills to pay, though I still live at home till late August
>>694822520
How will you recognize me? Other than the cosplay
>>694822520
but i want to :(
>>694822280
I don't recognize this symbol, does it mean anything?
It looks pretty neat
>>694822694
I'm really sorry for trying to help you, won't do it next time.
>>694822694
No u
>>694822520
Please tell me it's OSRS..
Is it over?
Can i sleep now?
>>694822694
I love you kurmui for excellent taste but you will catch these hands
>>694822756
Oh
>>694822761
I only briefly got to see your face.
>>694822771
Kys
>>694822854
Of course!
>>694822088
She's fine. out of hospital now. whaddya listening to?
>>694822677
The problem is,Im just gonna do this for 3 months.I just finished collague,so now I have longer holiday.
>>694822528
always get a tattoo that REALLY means something to you, so youll never regret. the one you see is the logo of my fav record label, and the record label im trying to get on right now. im a huge music fan, music is literally my life at this point so im grabbing that
>>694822761
lmao alright, hes small and his dick looks like its been through 3 tours in iraq
and no, i honestly dont feel like posting my fucking dick to you guys. jizz is one thing, thats whatever. dick is different my man. thats why i said ill deliver something R E A S O N A B L E
>>694822795
its the logo of my fav record label. im a huge music fan
>>694822879
Its 4 am where I live,send help.
>>694822937
you being Edgedere~chan now
just admit you love me bby
hey
>>694822295
I'm here for that ass.
>>694822088
Hm, nope. Bowling is a thing, I guess.
>>694822069
Ah, that's awful. Hope you get that replacement soon. Sounds like a good way to relax, though. It's alright, I'm just being salty about it because I have to go in 3 hours earlier than I normally would to boot.
I'm headed to bed. Gotta get up before 6 tomorrow. Goodnight all.
>>694822295
Hello Makoto, what ya up to?
>>694823128
Bitch I rather deal with hotaru than yo ass
>>694823153
Akame! Hello!
>>694822520
Screw doing drugs and smoking in the parking lot after school, all the COOL KIDS are playing Pokemon GO
>>694822842
y-you too
>>694822937
Que?
>>694823153
hay
>>694822523
>for tattoo, see
I can't see anything but a neko in that
>we got a fucking eskimo in /waifu/ now
I'm not clubbing seal pups man. I would have liked some trout or salmon but I didn't catch shit
You never hunted?
>>694822756
>switching waifu
Heresy at it's finest
>>694822761
I know it
Stuck at home until I finish my studies. After that I'm going to support little sis and mom. Don't really have plans to leave as long as they need me
>>694823122
You're Europe west then. Maybe UK?
>>694823235
wow
that hurts ;-;
>>694822966
Shit.
>>694823122
5am here
>>694823193
Have a good night!
>>694823153
Hey!
>>694823333
Eat shit
>>694823291
its 3am in uk right now you sandnigger
>>694822970
Hit the gym or whatever theneeds if you want something to do. A little fit never hurt anyone.
>>694823153
Hello
>>694823114
I was thinking about a patriotic one,but its too popular with the skinheads where I live.Add that to me being anti-PC and I`ll have police after me in no time.
Claiming greatest vampire
>>694823333
You stole Ramsay's quads!
>>694822295
>yep
Oh so you finally agree! This makes things much easier
Did you make that call yet, you better have
>>694822372
Everything is coming at a decent rate so i guess i shouldnt complain that much but ive been waiting almost a year for this, its hard not to get impatient. Rip kiddo
>>694822943
Good stuff, i got some mf doom going on the mm food? album. Hes my favorite rapper for sure
>>694823193
Well i do wanna do that, one of them actually goes ham and does tournaments and stuff. Its gonna be awkward when he gets 5 strikes in a row and us other 3 are ruining the side bumbers
>>694823333
YOU FUCKING NIGGER! WE HAD A VERY IMPORTANT CUSTOMER WAITING IN OUR RESTAURANT WHO ORDERED THOSE QUADS!
>>694823114
Oh yeah, you actually told me about it a while back
I forgot about that
Looks like I'm going to bed early tonight
Goodnight y'all
>>694822728
Yuuko
>>694822937
Not sure if you got a good look at it in the picture, but if you pants people, you might recognize something more
>>694823114
So no pooper either?
And that dick almost scarred me straight
>>694823291
What are you studying?
>>694823253
Just kill me now
>>694823255
talk shit, get hit
>>694823330
I dun care
>>694823465
>Greatest
That's not krul
>>694823333
Fuck you that was for chef
>>694823291
Not UK,but close,Poland.Plus I know Im a a scum for doing this,but my feelings to Coco were stronger.
>>694823235
hi yuno. how are you tonight?
>>694823255
hello there! where is your cute waifu from?
>>694823291
>for tattoo, see
aaaaaaaand i put the post link, which is >>694822280
no never, because i was raised a pasty white boy who grew up fixing computers in his room
>>694823461
nothing wrong with grabbing Odin's Cross, for us master race aryans. i live in a liberal state and town but everyone around here is too uneducated to know what this shit is anyway
>>694823555
>checked
yeah, if you guys care ill post it next week
good night gorgeous, make sure youre on tomorrow
>>694823563
bruh i got ptsd from that dick, i dont want that happening to me because y'all will find a way to roast me on my perfectly average 6 inch schlonger
>>694823401
>>694823471
>>694823483
>>694823657
Oh nooo a roll thread didn't get repeating numbers.
>>694823193
And now you're not. Night Renge.
>>694823231
Slowly descending back into depression. How bout you?
>>694823473
I do not!
I went over there yesterday. They gotta do something else, adjust an O ring to stop an oil leak, they're going to do a full oil change and oil filter change. Then it's done. I'm putting more pressure on him now.
>>694823555
Night.
>>694823567
:(
why you do this to me
>>694823473
nice. probs gonna check him out later
>>694823567
good luck with that
>>694823703
a terrible show
like yours
>>694823333
Check `em.
>>694823452
Im keeping my body in a good state by riding a bike daily.I do like 50-60km and Im dead tired,but happy.
>>694823563
Fran again
>>694823567
We're back to square one. We can't kill you. You're Yuno
>>694823663
Kurwa bro
>>694823563
Uhh.. Im sure as hell all weeb males have a hairy arse..
>>694823703
I'm good, just got off runescape cause too many replies for me to keep playing lol
>>694823817
Cause you're gay and you like men
>>694823853
Were u at nigga
>>694824002
GODDAMNIT
kek
look what i found
>>694823787
Already in depression baby.
1-2-11 as Leo, getting more gold than the entire enemy team. I think I still got it.
>>694823567
Your right im better
>>694823780
Heh,where I live its a pretty know symbol.Even the most ignorant liberals know it.Its symbol of Uprising of `44.Even if they are not intrested in history,its everywhere in first of august.
>>694824025
Chuj Kurwa Wódka indeed.
>>694823418
I'm Belgian though
>>694823563
Game arts and design
>>694823663
Yeah it's alright, can't tame the heart.
You're just discount Holo from now on
>>694823780
I'm still totally clean, but I do want some inks
>no
You should seriously go hunting with anything but a firearm at least once. The thrill of the hunt is worth it. The moment of the kill seems to be different for everyone though
>>694824205
hi moka we watched redline the other day was great.
were watching HS DXD right now
https://rabb.it/Shino83
>>694824274
where you from? im from new york. so many pussy liberals here
>>694824205
Bullshit
>>694823780
Or want to suck it, but that's if it is a nice one, like you claim
>>694823955
Amy plans for the weekend?
>>694824072
Probably right actually
>>694824192
Nice, you got the project skin, or beach party?
>>694824234
Hello!
>>694824072
There's only one answer: I must be the one to deliver the finishing blow
>>694824412
can i hunt niggers and muzzies in the upcoming race war??
>>694824487
its completely average, nothing special about it. literally the average lenth, average everything. google "penis" and thats basically me
>>694824431
Oh shit we back at it again
>>694824462
Give reasons why then
>>694824072
i'm not though :(
>>694824412
oh sorry
you western european nigger then :^)
My buddies are about to be here in a minute so im gonna go ahead and head off, i wont be on for a few days but ill see everyone in a bit. For now later!
>>694823787
You dont agree? So you think you are really cute? I still agree
>>694823847
Its good stuff, i just love his flow and his unique style
>>694824412
Discount Holo,huh? I cant say I like it,but its not half bad ethier.At least Im not Konata.
>>694824436
Warsaw,Poland.I think we have most liberal scum in the entire country.But hopefully Im moving out in like a year or so.
>>694823396
what's up yuuki!
>>694823853
>terrible show
we could have been great friends..
>>694824072
Yeah it's surprisingly time consuming. Last time it was taking me forever to reply because I was playing overwatch
>>694824487
Both. Used project.
>they surrendered
>fizz couldnt beat our yas
>Bard Vayne couldnt beat Leo Varus
>Nunu couldnt beat Ryze
>Their Vi did well against Rango
>I fucked all their teamfights though
>>694824722
christ i thought you were from the states, because you speak good english. yeah, dont get anything related like that if you live in the country that nazi germany invaded first
I don't normally participate in this shit, but this is my waifu.
I feel so dirty, unclean. I used to be a normal person. Is there ever going to be hope for me? ;_;
>>694824594
Yes
It's about fucking time their population was thinned
>>694824643
I'm as white as it gets
You can see my veins under my skin in my lower arms
>>694824722
Everyone who switches gets the discount stamp
>At least Im not Konata
kek
He used to be someone. Now he's something else. It's kind of sad
>>694823955
>>694824328
What does this mean meme?
>>694824487
I have to write a paper, aside from that no.
No hobbies like DnD in my life.
>>694824732
I'm great! About to leave to go hang out with my brother, but I'll wait until this thread ends to leave. What are you up to?
>>694825005
it cant come soon enough then. when it all goes down, we need to have a /waifu/ meetup and go hunting together. would be an unstoppable force of NEETs and their pillows
>>694824951
no. welcome to hell
>>694825111
checked
>>694824487
That's a given
>>694824506
Do it my friend.. set me free!
>>694824617
>Cute
>Stronger
>Superior pink hair
>Is a fucking queen
>Bf isnt a total fucccboi
>>694824643
Uh uh..
>>694824732
Kinda a bad idea to play and post here lol
>>694824921
My teacher called me a prodigy in english,and it was my biggest selling point when going to collague.But Im not even that good,I simply used to live in London for some time.But I am fluttered anyway.I`d give you a lewd,but I dont have any yet.
>>694825005
we had a exchange student from Belgium he was gay as fuck.
i am guessing your the same.
>>694825005
pics? :^)
>>694825221
so you wanna fuk now or what?
>>694824695
Not cute.
Later Mugen.
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