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small dump before I lurk again.
I want to boop her nose.
Hey dash. Wassup?
Checking back in.
How is everyone doing tonight?
>>694816926
Better once beer temp is good and I start drinking. You?
>>694816758
Nothing. You?
>>694816859
Hey Hotshot, how's it going?
>>694817035
Hey Sloth, getting by. You?
>>694816985
Doing fine myself, just mastered a song on the ukelele I'm gonna use to ask a girl out.
>>694816985
did you try running the bottle under some warm water?
>>694817082
I'm fine.
>>694817113
Ha, classic. What song?
Finally! I finally got up the nerve to actually fap to this shit. I thought it was going to be great!
>It didn't do a fucking thing for me!
>I'm going back to normal, straight porn (women.)
>Fuck this furry shit!
>>694817113
Girls are evil, get a dog.
>>694817140
Ha, ew. IPAs/Pale Ales, so I want them ice cold.
>>694817182
Can't help falling in love. It's simple and gets the message across. Worse case scenario I can cover up saying I was practicing the ukelele.
>>694817219
Eww...
But in that case, place it in a super saturated solution of salt and ice water it will freeze in about 3 minutes.
>>694817203
I have a dog, dogs are chick magnets. The girl is also an 8/10 in my book.
>>694817354
Fuck that, be bold, stick to it, if she asks say "Hell yeah it's for you." and keep to your guns.
Though, wise men say only fools rush in.
>>694817397
And that's how we get broken glass shards everywhere. :3
>>694817534
I meant a dog instead of a girl.
>>694817593
And why you only leave it in 2 minutes.
It'll be fine.
>>694817354
Calista and her pancakes, everytime.
>>694817557
GG, will follow up on advice. It's just me and her tomorrow at work. We got the closing shift so there's gonna be no customers.
But I can't help falling in love.
>>694817787
Godspeed, anon.
>>694817602
I know what you meant and chose to ignore it. If it fails I will be sure to let you know, I'm not that sore of a loser.
>>694817699
That photo makes me hungry every time I see it.
>>694817953
>that will never be you beneath her
>>694817919
dont mind me, I'm just in a bad mood.
But seriously, dogs are awesome.
>>694817863
Thanks. I really hope it works, other wise things are gonna be really awkward at work.
>>694818111
It is quite sad.
>>694818162
Well what do you rate your chances at? Better than a coin toss?
>>694818123
I do agree with you, dogs are amazing. If you don't mind my asking, what's got you down?
>>694818308
A girl of course.
>>694818215
I would say 80/20 80 being it works. We've known each other for a bit and we really enjoy being around each other. She could take my hand, take my whole life too.
>>694818308
>>694818375
It is always a woman.
>>694818525
Have I mentioned I'm hoping to get another dog next week?
>>694818513
Them's good odds.
>>694818375
Did you get rejected? Or is she out of your league?
>>694818586
Have I mentioned I don't give a flying fuck
>>694818662
well..
we were almost together, we've been together, but for some reason she just totally cut everything off.
>>694817113
Don't do that unless you guys are really good friends otherwise it'll come off creepy as fuck.
>>694818606
They are because I'm 98% sure she's waiting for me to say something soon.
>>694818586
Haha, yeah fuck you, Steve.
>>694818992
Gerald, not steve.
>>694818836
We've been working together for a couple months and we would hang out often.
>>694818835
Dude, that really sucks. Do you have any possible clue why?
>>694817035
suddenly got busy, not much else going on tho.
>>694818709
Why so negative?
>>694819194
I dont know yet..
she has said she will talk to me about it, but she often finds ways out of stuff like that.
She mentioned that she had talked to her mom about her feelings for me. do I think she's being pressured into this..
But, that's entirely speculation.
>>694819194
The reason is simple.
She is a woman.
>>694819194
RIP old lunarii art
>>694819405
Alex has a point.
>>694819396
I'm being realistic.
>>694819397
Her mom doesn't like you is what it sounds like... But that's also speculation.
>>694819405
You do realize that women are people too, right?
>>694818709
well, if I gt her we'll most certainly fuck.
Probably not while flying though.
That would be really cool though, join the mile high club with a dog..
I would think that might even be a world first.
I could look into getting her certified as a service dog so we could do that...
>>694819497
Realism and pessimism don't always go hand in hand, have a more positive outlook and life.
>>694819706
her mom doesn't know me.
We've met once for about a minute.
But...... even then she knows enough for a mom to hate the idea of her daughter with me I guess.
>>694819855
I for one have a very positive outlook.
But every girl I've gotten close to has hurt me.
>>694819706
Yes, and men are people too.
And they're all a bunch of bastards.
>>694819855
I learned the life lesson of not lying to myself many years ago.
I'm sorry you haven't.
>>694820002
Don't be so pessimistic, maybe she's talking with her mom about a future with you. There's always a positive alternative.
>>694819093
Still I'm talking like you guys are really close doing it to a coworker is even worse. Don't put to much thought or pressure into it invite her out for drinks and a pizza something casual at first
>>694820206
However the negative alternative is the inevitable one.
>>694820271
>got some gay slipped in there buddy
>>694820183
Maybe because your into the types of girls that are wrong for you.
>>694820356
There's still a girl there, so it's good enough for me.
>>694820206
I dont know, I think she was talking about how she might want to be with me, again speculation..
But, her mom is 100% against it. she said she wouldn't even tell me what her mom said about me.
Could you post a comic in the next thread?
>>694820386
they have been very different types..
>>694820438
Fucking homo
>>694820386
That's like saying I'm into the type of cyanide that will kill me.
No fucking shit asshole
>>694820605
>Fucking homo
Well I wasn't going to mention anything...
>>694817125
>>694820741
Hahaha
>>694820741
>he doesn't know what a double-ended dildo is
>>694820906
Oh shit I've always had a thing for Kanga.
>>694820948
Right.
>>694820948
Ha, dude, you can tell yourself that, but it's totes a flesh and blood dick attached to her.
>>694821060
He doesn't want to admit that he's a faggot, too.
>>694821060
maybe you should take the flesh and blood cocks out of your eyeholes first
>>694821142
Eh, liking a chick with a dick doesn't make him a faggot.
>>694821156
Well maybe you should take them out of your ass.
>>694821240
I know, but he's a faggot for other reasons.
>>694821156
>>694821242
Agree to disagree.
>>694821242
blow me u retard
>>694821372
I'm just messing with him.
>>694821423
Sure, what time?
>>694821476
36.00 pm in the morning
my address is as follows:
im at ur moms house
>>694821423
>>694821476
this is hot..
>>694821588
You are a liar.
>>694820605
Don't be an asshole to me, I'm trying to be helpful.
>>694820564
Well maybe you should take a break from trying to find a girl and change yourself into the man you want to be, when the right girl comes along you will know it.
>>694820443
Sometimes the mother won't like you but your not in it for her mom, you tell this girl you're into her for her; if she feels the same way about you she won't care what her mom thinks. It's her life, not her moms.
>>694820289
Every time a decision is made there's always a 50/50 chance it will either be good or bad for you. If you don't act weird and pushy about the matter the odds will increase of it being good for you in the end.
>>694820212
She knows me as the guy who goes big or goes home. I literally rolled into the store on a unicycle to turn in my application. No one thought I would do it when I said I would.
>>694820204
I don't lie to myself. I just have a general positive attitude about life, the world around you is how you see it; change your attitude and you can see a lot more good in the world.
>>694821643
Wat, best image jack?
>>694821643
What a fucking imageswap.
>>694821729
Yep.
>>694821777
And trips. Interesting.
>>694821653
I dont spend time looking for girls, and I'm quite happy with who I am.
And yes, I dont care about her mom, but I'm sure she does.
>>694821627
i bet you also like it when tim cook shoves an ipad up your ass
>>694821653
>I'm trying to be helpful.
I'm trying to remind you of truth.
>>694821653
>Every time a decision is made there's always a 50/50 chance
Yes, and there's a 50/50 chance that you'll get hurt if you get shot in the face
Stop spreading lies faggot.
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