SCP thread
You have to spend 12 hours with an SCP and make it out alive
The last 3 numbers of your post tell you which SCP you will get
If the 4th to last number of your post is 0, 2, 4, 6, 8 check this list:
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-series
If the 4th to last number of your post is 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 then check this list:
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-series-2
i.e. post 2123 would go to the first list and look for scp 123
Tell us what SCP you got and how fucked you are, pictures welcome if available
For new people:
It's a made up foundation that is specialized in "saving" humanity by containing supernatural/dangerous objects/creatures. For example SCP-173 breaks your neck if no one is looking at it. Blinking = death if you lose sight of it. It got a huge fanbase with a couple of games which are actually really good. An SCP is one of those objects/creatures. You can read up on it on their website, it's pretty fun to read up on some SCPs.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/about-the-scp-foundation
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>>694749018
rolling
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>>694749018
Farts in a cup
I've lived long enough
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>>694749018
rolling
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Rolling for a fun way to spend 12 hours!
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>>694750630
well I'll end up blind,deaf and mute. GG
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Rollin
Something i could fuck would be nice
Ayy gurl lemme holla atcha :)))))))))))))
>>694750633
Rip????? Screw it, reroll
>>694750315
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-315
Get to have a neato conversation with a dude sat inside of a TV screen. I like my roll.
Rollerino
rollingasdfasdfasdf
>>694750750
This shit sounds like 12 hours in a cronenberg movie. As long as the permanence threshold is less than 12 hours this sounds like a blast!
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-750
roll :)
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>>694749018
Rolling
>>694749018
ill try not to cuss in front of you guys, heavens sake
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>>694751173
Well fuck me.
>>694749018
roll me
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>>694749018
k I'll play this game
>>694749018
roll
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Rawl
>>694751039
Rip my stuff
>>694749018
Roll. I remember when SCP was good.
>>694751189
>SCP-189 is a species of parasitic roundworm capable of infesting any mammalian life form. >Infection most commonly occurs as a result of direct skin contact with one or more egg sacs.
Bump
I will survive
076 get
>>694749018
its never bad
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Rolling for spooks
rollerino
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>>694749018
rolleroni
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http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1399
Interesting... Very interesting.
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Intense rroll
>>694749018
Lets do this then
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>>694749018
rollerino
kek roll
>>694749018
>694749018
reply Number 1
Rollerino
roland
Roll..
>>694749018
Mm ene
>>694749018
Please get something harmless
>>694749018
I got a damn roll of tape.
Rolling
Unlimited Pizza box GET
>>694751733
ththth
>>694749018
Am i dead now?
>>694749018
Keep Rolling
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>>694751211
SCP-1211 kings castle
effects only people age 35 or older and im 26 so im safe.
rolling again.
>>694749018
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrroll
rolololo
>>694751914
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1914
Neat
rollin
>>694752013
GG I just dont have to smoke her cigs and i'm good
>>694749018
rölli
ROOOOOLLING
Here we go!
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>>694751083
not bad, me
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>>694749018
>Inb4 106 get
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>>694749018
weeeww
Rolling for friendly friend
>>694752239
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-series
>SCP-239 appears to be an 8-year-old girl, 1 meter in height and 20 kilograms in weight. Subject has shoulder-length blond hair. Upon closer inspection, the subject's eyes "shimmer" a gray-green shade. Subject seems to emit a previously undiscovered form of radiation, which has been named ███████████. These waves seem to be harmless in low concentrations but in higher concentrations they could break down matter on a subatomic level.
>SCP-239 seemingly has the ability to do whatever she expresses a will to do. Put simply, the subject can do anything that she truly wants to do on a basal psychological level as long as she is conscious. Fortunately, she only seems to be able to affect herself and her immediate surroundings; therefore, "If she can see it, she can change it." It would not be the most prudent course of action, however, to try to test how powerful she can be. She seems to be able to create and affect living matter; for example, when a D-class personnel accidentally caused her harm, she simply wished him away. Fortunately, when the subject was made to feel guilty for what she had done, she wished him back. SCP-239's self-preservation instinct makes her virtually invincible while she is conscious. Subject's skin can not be punctured by anything excepting SCP-148.
As a method of controlling the subject's ability, she has been told that she is a witch. This, besides improving morale greatly, makes her believe that she is unable to use her abilities outside of a pre-approved list of "spells" given to her by the SCP Foundation. This will hopefully prevent any and all attempted escapes. However, the subject is to be kept calm at all times to prevent any subconscious wish of harm to herself or others.
I'm in
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>>694749018
oh baby lets go
Rolling!
>>694749018
fuck
Try a roll
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reply num 2
>>694749018
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>>694752065
SCP-065 a farm field that causes cancer or necrosis after 15 minutes of exposier
>>694752379
Tfw I got a bottle of fucking perfume.
Re rollin
cumroll
Blag
J.K. Rowling!!
>>694749018
Rollin
>>694751485
Apparently, I hit the jackpot
>SCP-1485 is an extradimensional space-time anomaly, measuring 9.71 metres by 10.54 metres. It acts as a transition point between our universe ("Baseline" for the purposes of this document) and a parallel universe, designated SCP-1485-A.
>SCP-1485-A is primarily distinguishable from the Baseline world by its apparent total lack of anomalous or otherwise extranormal activity.
>January 19██ Entire Foundation liaison team assigned to SCP-1485-A deserts.
>SCP-1485-A Interview Log
>Agent ████ was a Foundation officer assigned to SCP-1485-A, and the only personnel member recaptured after the January 19██ desertion incident. She had been employed by the Foundation for nine years prior to her desertion and was considered to be highly dependable and trustworthy. Interview is being conducted by Head Researcher Smithers.
>Agent ████: Well, yeah, of course. But when you're walking down the street, you can trust your eyes. You know that what you see is what's really there. There's nothing hiding in your peripheral, nothing lurking in the shadows. Everything is…normal. Everything is right. You can trust your senses, because there are no cognitohazards. You can trust science, because there's nothing that defies it. It's just…
>[Several moments pass.]
>Head Researcher Smithers: Agent?
>Agent ████: It just makes sense.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1485
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>>694749018
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Here goes nothing rollen
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ROLL THE SHIT OUT OF THIS
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http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-314
Shit.
Can I atleast stay 51 meters away.....?
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Sick, mine erases any language and replaces it with a language that can be deciphered.
>Jibberish
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>>694751852
lol I am fine!
See ya faggots
>>694749018
Rolling. I hope it's a good one.....
sure
>>694752794
Forgot to add interviewer's line. It should go above Agent ████ 's first quote
>>694749018
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>>694752794
>>694753048
Fuck.
>Head Researcher Smithers: SCP-1485-A is hardly a utopia, ████. They have wars, suffering, and death just like we do.
Rlll
Give me ya worst you fuggin puss
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Rawlings
>>694752842
"SCP-842 will not display any anomalous properties until a living human lays face up on the table."
I should be alright as long as I don't lay on the table.
>polchan.net -
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>>694749018
Rollng
>>694749018
Autobots let's roll!!
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>>694752813
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-813
Fuck I'm dead
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>>694752751
literally just walk around it for 12 hours. As long as I don't let it touch me I'm fine. Much like this boss from Megaman Legends 2
>>694753253
KEK'D
>>694749018
Rolling for science
Test
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No interesting ones in this thread
>>694753038
SCP-1038 ->television will instead display what can best be described as an “alternate reality” version.
Sweet! I don't think 12 hours is enough.
win pls
Rollski
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>>694753389
Yeah you are Fucked!
Rolling
>>694753219
>SCP-1219 manifests as a whistled version of the songCamptown Raceswhich rises gradually and erratically in volume until audible to those present in the area
>However, the song will cease within 10-20 seconds if a witness or witnesses attempt to whistle, hum, sing, or otherwise engage with SCP-1219's tune, and the witness(es) will be dismembered (stripped primarily of organs related to vocalization) and severely flayed with marks similar to those inflicted by a bullwhip along the neck, back, and legs, resulting in immediate or delayed death in 100% of observed cases
I changed my mind
>>694749018
rawlin'
>>694752696
re-rollin cause I got a fucking type writer that writes shitty novels.
>>694749018
fuck it, roll
Pls nice scp
>>694749018
Rolling for even-343.
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>>694749018
173 get
rollin
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Gimme your worst you faggot
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Rollen
Rollerino
>>694753888
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-888
Knowledge
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>>694749018
Seth Rollin
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>>694749018
Rawlin
sounds fun
Rollin'
Rollerino Lads
>>694753869
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-series-2
reroll to get something better than a 59 year old retard that draws pictures of trees
>>694749018
gib me no scary plis thx
>>694749018
Noggers
re rawl
reroll
>>694749018
plz not 173 or that one who kills u if u blink
Reroll
>>694749018
Eh sounds fun let's roll
Rolaid
>>694753773
Kek, let's go again
>2 centimeters long
>don't eat
>eat themselves
>>694754035
>A highly corrosive and degenerative viscous liquid constantly seeps from the eye and mouth holes of SCP-035. Anything coming into contact with this substance slowly decays over a period of time, depending on the material, until it has decayed completely into a pool of the original contaminant.
>When SCP-035 is placed on the face of an individual, an alternate brain wave pattern from SCP-035 overlaps that of the original host, effectively snuffing it out and causing brain death to the subject.
> SCP-035 has proven to be highly sadistic, prompting some to commit suicide and transforming others into near-mindless servants with linguistic persuasion alone.
FUCK
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>>694754235
last try, got a shitty record player
Wait, there are different series of SCP's?
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>>694749018
this looks fun!
>Eye Spiders
Fuck you.
Check em
how boned am i?
Tollin
Did anybody see my frying pan?
>>694754159
SCP-159: The Perfect Lock
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-159
Seems I'm pretty far from fucked. More like as safe as I could ever be.
>>694749018
ok let's do it
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>>694754558
shit i hate contact lenses
>>694754297
>it's an vibrator
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gime da fleshlight scp pls
>>694749018
so screwed
>>694754492
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-492
Doesn't seem half bad. I get to listen to a violin for 12 hours, and it doesn't seem to be agressive
Wow! I just looked that website, its funny
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>>694749018
wat
>>694754376
wow.
i literally got a traffic light plant
itz just gonna stand there and change colors
>>694749018
rollan
rololololo
>>694754654
its only a fucking narwhal... wtf
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>>694749018
Fixk
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rollerino
comon. i want 999
>>694754789
Item #: SCP-798
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-798 is currently housed in an 80 cm by 60 cm cage on a wooden table. No personnel should approach SCP-798 alone. SCP-798’s cage is to be kept secure within a low-level cell.
Description: SCP-798 resembles a healthy adult grey/beige rat. However, it has been seen to engage in behaviours usually associated with corvids or higher mammals, such as self-awareness, problem solving, and the limited use of tools, suggesting heightened intelligence. SCP-798’s dietary requirements, sleep patterns, and metabolism are normal for Rattus norvegicus, and blood tests confirm that it belongs to this species.
SCP-798 possesses the ability to influence other animals from a distance and even control them if allowed to establish physical contact. The subject's abilities have proven to be far less effective on cetaceans, corvids, and primates; subject appears incapable of establishing a physical link with such creatures. Recent tests imply that SCP-798 appears to be completely incapable of influencing members of its own species. Recent tests imply that SCP-798 demonstrates different behaviours when interacting with members of its own species.
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Rawlling
>>694749018
rolling for 999 to cure my crippling depression
>>694749018
Roll?
>>694754651
SCP-651 is a highly contagious, human-infecting viral genus that causes the fusion of soft tissues. Usually first affecting the distal extremities, the effects of SCP-651 can be observed early in the form of webbing of the fingers and toes. SCP-651 spreads to affect the entire body, typically fusing the subject's thighs and cubital fossa, and eventually causing the mouth, ears, eyes, nostrils, and anus to seal completely. Subjects surviving into the late stages of SCP-651 are forced into a fetal position, the forehead eventually fusing with the knees.
The fusion of tissues can be slowed, but not prevented, by the insertion of obstructions into the affected area. This can cause the infection to take effect on the areas surrounding the object. If left unattended, foreign objects can become enclosed in flesh. If cut open, fused tissues will reform and heal in the usual manner for human wounds.
>fak
>>694749018
Rawllin'
>>694754074
I think I might just survive this, as long as my physics altering woodlouse does not lay any eggs. Not sure, tho. Depends. So...
Rerollo
>>694749018
rollerino
Test g
>>694749018
easy peasy, just roll an inanimate object.
>>694749018
rell
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>>694755105
YES. I officially win this thread, 12 hours hanging out with a hot european chick just fucking around with photographs for keks.
rollando
>a wooden carving of a fish that makes all other wooden objects within 20 meters smell faintly of garlic for 3 hours every other tuesday
>>694749018
Trolig
>>694754405
Not hardcore enough, roll again
>>694755050
well i got an ocd monkey. i guess thats fine
Rool
Rolling
>>694749018
Sure let's see.
>>694749018
Dinner roll
>>694755112
I'm confused on how to find mine, could someone help?
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-693
I got a cool mini-me
>>694749018
rawlz
give me your worst
>>694754403
Cool got lighter that is also a nuke if used repeatedly, guess it's a good thing I don't smoke
Roll
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keter kek
rawul
I do no understand, but lez go bois
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Ass over titties
>>694755469
well im boned
Poo haha xddd
Checkem naubdoc
>>694755414
Kek'd
Copy the link and put your number at the end
>>694755414
lol, enjoy your 2000 years on a roller coaster, fgt
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-112
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>>694749018
rollan for max raep
rollerino
>>694754900
dear diary; jackpot
>>694755735
>>694755741
Thank you
>>694755360
Doesn't seem aggressive, though it is euclid. Did i not understand something?
