I play Pokemon Go

niggers tongue my anus

I browse 4chan daily

>>694730482
I am a jew

>>694730482

What's your favorite Game?

>>694730482
my dick is small

i rape little kids

>>694730482
You lost the game.

I am very poor.

Say your last prayer

Your dick is bigger.

I care about feminism

Praise Allah, motherfucker.

>>694730482
allah hu akbar !!!

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*HONK* *HONK* *HONK* *HONK*

>>694730482
I am 5'5 tall

I own a firearm

Watch Rocko's Modern Life

You're a dude, right?

>>694730927
>words
>thinks exclamation mark is a word

Where does it go?
Do it like mom!
You in to vore?
Lemme get my fursuit.
I'll fuck your nose!

>>694731122
My sister was better.

What size are those?!

I don't really follow rules.

>>694731178
Better than my brother?

Let's split the bill

>>694731244
Dad was way harder.

>>694730482
hitler did nothing wrong

>>694731337
I really like memes.

>>694730482
Anal Only No Exceptions

Anarky 4 lief, fukkas!
I mastered the blade.
*To a religious person* "Lemme guess, Imaginary Friend?"

>>694730482

nice shoes, wanna fuck?

>>694731118
you know nothing infidel snow

>>694730482
I lurk four chan

You older than 5?

Time for an earjob!

>>694730482
Oooops! I just sharted.

>>694730482

Where's your Penis?

Mind driving me home?

>>694730482
That's funny because I got a date because I play pokemon go.

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>>694731429
Snow was a horrible person and not the slightest bit Jamaican. True infidels fuck goats

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>>694731238

>>694731629
You're not a goat.

>>694730482
This date is over.

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>>694731337
>1337

>>694730482
I miss my ex

You must pay tonight

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>>694730622
11\10

>>694730482
You allready tot got teeth?!

>>694730482
i play on pc

I fucked your dog.

>>694730482
I really love you

>>694731676
Exactly. Also not a dirty Muslim fuck

>>694730482
my parents are watching

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>>694730482
Quick story related to Pokemon Go (I know 4chan will like)
I live in Jackson Mississippi, last week a couple of guys baited a spot outside a college dorm with several pokemon, two kids come running outside to catch them, they get robbed at gunpoint.
Best part? They get robbed of their phones.
"No, please, I have 30 Pokemon in my phone.. take my wallet instead! Look, I have a honda civic parked around the corner, take that instead! Not my phone. NOT MY PHONE!!!!!"

>>694731843
>Not getting the joke.

allah hu ak bar

Wheres the first grader?

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>>694731936
>I is reely dum

>>694730482
Hi, meet my mom

Show tits or gtfo

Gibbe de pussi b0ss

I just shit myself

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>>694730482
my cat's a vegan

I vape. A lot.

My religion is scientology.

I believe in homeopathy.

Climate change isn't real.

I'm not racist but...

One Punch Man sucks.

Donald Drumpf for president.

good evening m' lady

Can you pay please?

>>694732333
>wasting trips on that

>>694730482
u want sum fuk?

>>694730482
Anal is my contraception

Your vagina looks cool

>>694730482
Battered chapped pussy lips

hey there little piggy

Let's talk about feminism

One steak, well done

>>694730482
Vinegar. Purple. Fourteen. Xylophone

I can't count to four.

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>>694730482
your fucking mother said:

Fnang namng namg mamngnngg

I'm a poor fag

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>>694730482
I have the aids

bernie has a chance

>>694730482
nice

I vape monstrous clouds

I read Quran everyday

Hitler did nothing wrong

Hey. Black Lives Matter.

>>694731618
as did i

can smell your fartboxplease?

>>694730482
Looked thinner on facebook

>>694732222
truth of the quads

Hello, I am Frank

>>694730482

Wheres your penis at?

can we fuck first?

>>694730980

Underrated/10

I am a Cuck

>>694730482
Brony and proud, bitch.

sharpie in pooper, now!

>>694730980
kek

>>694730482
get away from me

I... Um... Sorry... Bye.

>>694730482
tits or gtfo bitch

I'm a crossfitting vegan

im a console gamer

>>694730482
You pay the bill.

>>694730980
Holy shit kek

>>694730482
Are you my mom?

i found your nudes

Liking traps isn't gay

>>694730482
I forgot my wallet

>>694730482
"You spelled pokèmon wrong", rip no more dates with op.

>>694731392
This works alot actually

>>694730482
PTHC

Hitler did something wrong

>>694730482
wanna see my memes ?

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>>694730980

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>Still live with parents

I feel bad for anyone over 18 who still lives with their parents.

>>694730980
i dont get it, is this how you speak ?

M0D$ M0D$ M0D$ M0D$!!!!!

Replytothispost oryourmother willdie inhersleeptonight

>Captcha : commercial trucks KEK

>>694730482
Op is a fag

I make big cums

>>694730482
My Truck is NICE

>>694730482
Thick musMUSHROOM BIG cums

>>694737525
The joke is that he's an otherkin and identifies himself as a truck

I love you

Would you marry me?

>>694730482
My shit is dripping

I hate chocolate milk.

My diaper is full

Let me filet you

So, do you vape?

>>694730482
my mo m brought me

I'm voting for Trump

>>694730482
Wow, are you pregnant?

Send me nudes already!

My main is loki

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>>694730980

>>694737508
Some of us can afford college, since we don't live in the US.

You have a boyfriend?

>>694730482

My name is OP

You ever done bestiality?

>>694739091
I like your boobs.

>>694730482
Traps are better faggot
did i ruin it?

>>694730482
Split the bill bitch

>>694730674
thehe is nothing wrong with being a jew!!!!

>>694730482
Hitler did nothing wrong

>>694739001
He's referencing the terrorist attack in Nice dumbass.

>>694730482
I am a virgin

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my diarrhea just sprayed

>>694739001
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/15/nice-terror-attack-driver-who-killed-84-on-french-riviera-was-cr/
dumbass its about a terrorist attack

Underrated

I support the LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ

>>694737508
Average age of people living with parents is about 25.
Enough time to get a 4 year, and intern at some shit job.
But you're the best, you work at McDonald's struggling to make enough money to pay the 150$ rent payment with your other 24 roommates. But at least you aren't living with your parents.

>>694741442
>still playing smite

>>694732222
What a waste of quads

>>694737508

>be me
>27 year old
>mental illness
>depressive alcoholic
>live with parents

>>694730482
You're not my type.

>>694743024
> not playing smite

>>694731895
How do you bait with Pokémon?

>>694730980
+1 bitch

I love tranny porn

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>>694742360
Okay shlomo

I identify as genderfluid

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>>694742952

>Graduate college
>Immediately able to get my own place
>Have nice high paying steady job

If you struggled so badly that you had to move back in with mommy and daddy, you've already failed at life, I was able to graduate college with all my debts paid in full and still have enough money to get my own place, if you were unable to do that I am sorry but you FAIL at life.

>>694742360
Not going to get the same response as that old ass screen cap buddy

Do you mind paying?

I play Pokemon Go

>>694730482
I'm a nice guy.

>>694744125
I also play Pokemon Go

>>694743880

yeah them high paying jobs just grow on trees

This thread is great, good job OP.

My parents paid college.

I like Pokemon Go

Pokemon is my favorite.

Lets play Pokemon, gurl.

Pokemon is pimp fly

I caught a Mewtwo

I have no jobs
I still a virgin
I have no friends

Pokemon is my shit

I cum in pies

Charzard will destroy Blastoize

I own Nintendo stock.

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>>694731031
this, legit. I get the most uncomfortable looks when I tell people I own firearms and carry everywhere I go.

تنبيه يذهب الشاحنة

Nintendo is up 45%

>>694730482
are you a democrat?

I care what women think about me.

>>694730482
oh boys i love these threads
> I pee sitting down

I am politically correct

I care about economics.

Jews did nothing wrong

>>694742654
>>694742714
butthurt much? :^)

>>694730482
hi i am atheist

Politics is important. seriously.

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My name's not Rick

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>>694730792

i have conservative principles

"I wonder what Obama is thinking about"

Israel is geopolitically important.

Feminism is actually good

Buy INTC, it's Low

I am a goat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX_ldEQMU50

>>694743880
You forgot to mention you didn't have a degree, or go to any university. You got a welding cert from your local community college. And live in a one bedroom mainlining meth with your inbred sister.
>statistics don't lie

Knock, knock jehovah's witnesses

>>694730482
I will rape you

Lets talk about WTO

Lets register minority voters.

The election is important

Jetfuel melts steel beams

nigger nigger nigger nigger

Hitler had a point

I stand with Israel

>>694730482
Do you liek mudkipz?

Mossad cares about Jews

Do you also vape?

cook clean suck dick

I can't count to four

I am a feminist

Nigger nigger nigger niggers

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I AM TRUMP SUPPORTER.

Thermite traces NYC sidewalks

>>694747151
Hillary or Bernie

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>>694730980

>>694730482
I - Came - Already - ghhhhhggg

Lets reminisce about 90s

I have dick cheese.

>>694730482
I am the OP

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I have the aids

I have Super AIDS.

I read the news

>>694730708
the girl might think you are playing games or she wants to see it and try it out

"Where do you work?"

>>694747730
Kinda like the webm of that jap guy with the fucking tiny pecker?

>>694730482
I have no money

Let's develop mobile apps

>>694730482
Mum says I'm hung

I have Google Wallet

HTML5 is my favorite

I'm voting for Trump

I count my macros

>>694730482
HAIL SATAN YOU BITCH!

High class prostitute right?
Your mum is hotter
Equal rights, split bill
Anal and facials only!

Webassembly is a career.

I am an American

I work in IT

>>694730482
Hillary because feminism rules

>>694730482
got blown by a teenage chick last night while i was out walking playing pokemon go because i told her there was a squirtle near the library. she said if i wasn't fucking with her she'd blow me if she caught it. walked with her showed her where. she caught it and sucked my dick. this game is the best thing ever

Start a business, Jew

>>694730482

show me your panties

I'm on team instinct

Google owns Ingress metadata

>>694748593
hey fuck you bro

I'd never jailbreak iOS

Android is well developed

baseband chips are secure

NFC is about markets

>>694748520
That's pretty funny considering each person sees different Pokemon.
>how to lie 101

Computer Intelligence is Accurate

My hobby is vaping.

Remember when sliding forums was effective?

>>694730482
Nudism Let Drink Taco

How fertile are you?

>>694748915
>doesn't know how pokermen go works

>>694730482
Do you like memes?

>>694730482
PUT OUT YOU BITCH.

...

I mean... Hello, miss.

>>694749244
>you clearly don't
Each person sees something different but let's let you keep lying to yourself.

I'm proud of my heritage.

Mom, traps aren't gay

>>694730980
lost

>>694748915
This is not quite true...
I just caught a pidgey outside of work and my mate fired up his Pokemon go and got pidgey at the same place, with same combat power

I have a cellphone

>>694749508
I carry a cellphone

>>694749572
I pay for wireless communications

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>>694745040

>>694730482
I'm voting for Trump

>>694730482
your dad fucks better

I'm involved in local government.

>>694730482
My Favorite Anime Is...

>>694749351
But each person doesn't see something different.

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cellphone I have too

I only use TOR

tits or gtfo faggot

>>694730482
wanna hear fart jokes

roll

Don't assassinate board members

nigger nigger nigger nigger

Destroy all international conglomerates

jetfuel can't melt steelbeams

I maintain good credit.

Bull on Real estate

>>694730482
shut your mouth bitch

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>>694730482

I like browsing 4chan

>>694730482
OP is very cool.

>>694730792
I hate you

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>>694742360

Make me tendies, mummy.

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>>694730482
I draw Godzilla porn.