Waifu claiming thread.
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>>694692337
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>694705076
Who made that rule anyways?!
>>694705160
That is the biggest lie of the century and you KNOOOOW it!
>>694705388
Nope, it's too late! You've admitted it you tsun!
>>694705505
You can actually read the moon runes?
I'm impressed. I've just been using it as a crying picture, and since no one could read it, none knew the better. Guess it's time I finally edited the text out.
>3:00 AM
Claiming, then sleeping.
Goodnight y'all.
Miho claimed
>>694704484
>moka
ehh true. He doesn't use twitch anymore but maybe you can find his stream channel and find some sort of notification thing that'll text you or something. I'd link you but I can't find it in my history and he deletes the status's after hes done :C
>>694704543
>Maki
true, Kevin's routine is a bit old but I still find him funny. He's hilarious off the stage too. You should watch the shit he's done with Conan for his show. I lose my sides every time. Love me some Tosh. I'm drawing a total blank on all my favorites...I will list them off as I remember them lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Za8BtLgKv8
>>694704751
Good luck! He's got great tastes
>>694706144
Night! Hope you sleep well!
>Claimed this beauty
Slow thread claim
Bit my bottom lip and it hurts like a mother fucker
>>694706081
nope that's nothing but the truth and i could think of a few bigger lies
>>694705945
>Swallowing Sayaka's Soul Gem
L-Lewd...
>>694706081
General ruling of the masses.
On the road to a drinking sesh with friends edition.
>>694706218
Ya ive been in a couple of his streams when they get posted here but i usually miss them or just forget he does that
>>694706081
I feel like thats a quote from something i watched
Tina claimed
I will grant you one wish.
>>694706468
Like what?! And no it's not you faggot!
>>694706645
What masses?!
>>694706648
What?
Krul claimed
Kuriyama claimed
>>694706704
Make our waifus exist, and make them be in love with us.
>>694706081
I didn't know what Nou meant!
You deceiver!
Tohsaka Rin claim
>pls no bully
>>694704793
>with that raw power in your hands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8q5I_ziWEs
>>694706218
Fair enough. When the comedian can balance that it's wonderful. You know I forgot all about Conan. Haha, I'll be glad to hear them.
>You're my bitch
>Drive-by
>The pennies
Dude I'm dying.
>Best idol claimed
>>694706763
things that have no place in these threads and yes it is
>>694707006
How about light teasing? :3
>>694707028
He sounds familiar
>>694706903
Granted, but because you can't coexist together you die.
Ayooooooo! <3 whas up lovelys?
Revy is mine
>>694707006
It is too late, your admittance has been sreencapped and cataloged!
>>694707081
Then tell me elsewhere! And is not!
>>694707202
:(
I'll fuck you in the ass when we meet in the underworld, star-thingy.
>>694707240
>>694707240
Hello luv~
Aryanne claimed
>>694706763
Sshhhhh sit there and be a qt
>>694707006
I hate your shoes
>>694707340
Heya cutie how is it hanging?
>>694707354
Hey love~ how are you doing tonight?
>>694707154
No!
Pls no.
>>694707293
No I'm not tsundere!
I didn't know what nou meant! You tricked me! I thought nou meant no!
>>694707411
I hate your face
![Kirino Ruri [3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zQf8Ov0.jpg "Kirino Ruri [3].jpg")
>>694707510
All good, what about you?
>>694707526
I HATE MY LIFE
>>694707510
Chillin, playing runescape, you?
>>694706648
I always catch them in the middle of the movie. I want to watch but I can't stand going into a movie if its not at the beginning.
>>694707028
I broke character at the pennies part. The uber video is also really good. And of course speaking of Conan he's one of my favorites, he's not a stand up comic per say but he's damn funny without all his writers.
>you see diana driving? She's a student driver
>get your shit together man!
>manually rolls up window angrily
>>694707240
Hey hey what's going on?
>>694707327
Nohomo
>>694707526
But you're so adorable, you cute little tsundie!
>>694707240
The sky
>>694707293
4 examples given that are bigger lies than anything you claim that im lying about and yes, it is
>>694707644
Great to hear! Just got back from band practice I think we are ready for tomorrow
>>694707667
Nice nice taking me back to 2004 I see I love it. I was more of a club penguin person
>>694707692
Just got back and now just chillin with the girls whats good with you?
>>694707813
Smart butt
>>694707692
I could probably do that if ive already seen the movie before
But ya if i havent seen it i would have to leave too
The fat faggot needs to start making more videos
>>694707660
>Gif
>Not animated
you're killing me moka
>>694707943
Lol got banned there for bullying
And be a simple kind of man, be something you love and understand.
>>694707411
But I'm not cute!
>>694707526
Excuses! Oh, Amatsu's gunna loooove this.
>>694707914
Fair enough.
No it's not!
>>694707198
He's probably dead.
>>694707240
How's the eye-patch beauty doing tonight?
>>694707692
It's absolutely hilarious. True, as you said his writers and the way he delivers the lines are great.
>Bitches get stitches
>Sounds like an announcement.
>>694708050
>the current year
>animated gifs
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Come on you know niggers make it in gif files to save on file size
And i just download shit from google
>>694708231
Your absolutely right if u keep posting lewd images like that you slut
>>694708286
Pressing F
>>694708388
>>>>google images
I need to finish my moka folder and give it to you. That's utterly disgusting
>>694708231
glad you see my point now yes it is
now then i've been away from lurking for too long back to lurk mode with me
>>694708094
Hey Anomaly.
Been well?
>>694708388
>Winning against the Tsun Queen
>Post a winning image
>Lewd
Pervs, the lot of you.
>>694708542
No it is not.
Later ya lurking fuccboi.
>>694707943
Cute face
>>694708231
Amatsu's gonna love you too!
>>694707943
Playing some Mass Effect and watching Bill Burr. How's you're night been?
>>694707988
I think yesterday or two days ago he said this on his stream status "more videos in the works but tonight is movie night" so the shit head is working on them. my tiny little butt hole is so ready
>>694708286
He's fucking great on 30 Rock too. Love me some Tiny fey
>>694708050
I could see that happening with you hahaha
>>694708286
Well well well if it isnt the paladin of pillows! I am doing just fine super tired but I cant fall asleep without talking to you guys!
>>694708846
I'm practically the keemstar of anywhere I go
>>694708488
Well i tried pixiv but its really shitty
I went through other shit like tumblr
Recently i made some screenshots
Im really not worried about it though
>>694708834
Watch its gonna be super serious spring anime season 2016
A 1 minute video video about shit hes about to watch that everyone else already has
>>694708772
Somewhat, slept horribly and went to the gym early as hell.
Need to take care of some things later on and then I'll probably sleep over rest of the day because it's going to start pouring rain.
How about you?
>>694708834
Night has been alright! Sounds like you are having a good time I wanna chill with you
>>694708931
I hate Keemstar. I love you <3
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>694709048
Hm suit yourself
>Can't find 1080p dual audio anyways
>>694709150
<333333333333333
I wouldnt put you into the noose
>>694709177
Kitty!
>claim
>>694708391
He went out in a blaze of glory, probably.
>>694708834
Haven't seen that in a long time, man there'a lot of stuff I forgot about.
>Cute pic.
>>694708846
Gah I love those names. Glad to hear, always nice to see ya.
![Kirino [415].png](https://i.imgur.com/eFT0dTo.png "Kirino [415].png")
>>694709143
Doesn't sound too great, what time did you go to the gym? Any reason why you did?
Sleeping for the rest of the day while it's raining, sounds comfy as hell.
Myself? Not much, just been working, cardio, looking around here, playing some games. Not much else really.
>>694709280
I will
>>694709304
That seems way too much like shiro
>>694708817
In what way?!
>>694707813
I'm not cute or tsun!
>>694708231
I thought you were denying it! So I insisted that you were!
>>694709363
Godspeed to him, he probably got PoTG at least
>>694709280
Aw thank you, and I wouldnt destroy you with my eye <33
>>694709363
I love the name you gave me today Maki super cute! I love seeing ya too! Duuuuude I was looking at Nendrois last night and saw the Maki one I gotta get it its too cute!
>>694709694
You wouldnt destory me anyways sweetheart~ Dontcha remember?
>>694709177
How are you Syndra?
>>694709370
Around 8-9 am, just to avoid the rush hour in there.
That's what I thought, considering that I didn't get enough sleep at all due to waking up after every hour and being awake till 5 am trying to get some sleep.
Sounds pretty much what I've done minus cardio.
Off to sleep.
Have a good day everyone.
![Syndra [206].png](https://i.imgur.com/2EQAnMd.png "Syndra [206].png")
>>694709285
Tank that should be sleeping.
>>694705945
I don't get the point of these threads. Can someone explain I always see them and I want to join the fun, but like...what's the point?
>>694709869
I got up at 1am
>>694709885
Whats the point in living
>>694709694
If i pull that off will i die
![Kirino [284].png](https://i.imgur.com/CK2QLCF.png "Kirino [284].png")
>>694709794
Pretty early I guess. But yeah, sleeping while it's raining is a sure fire way to get some good rest, I hope.
>waking up after every hour and being awake till 5 am
Sounds horrible dude. Sorry to hear that. I hope you get that rest though. You don't do cardio? What do you do at the gym, just regular strength training?
>>694709795
Night Kyouko.
>>694709048
oh man, don't do this to me. I wait so long for that shit bat to upload.I wish he kept to his schedule that he keeps making for himself lol.
>>694709150
Might not be too hard to do, there are a couple ways we could watch videos/movies together! I can't remember who was hosting the stream for the movies. Maybe it was you? I can't remember lol
>>694709363
I've been itching to rewatch it. I rewatch The Office every time I get into a huge "idk what to watch" slump and cant figure out what I want to sit down with. Might just watch 30 Rock through again
>thanks
>i've liked literally every pic you've posted
![Syndra [241].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FbykeLM.jpg "Syndra [241].jpg")
>>694709794
Shit.
>>694709956
You fucked it up.
Again
>>694709795
Sleep well kyouko
>>694709787
Y...youre right I love you too much I wouldnt be able to
>>694710018
It would be extremely annoying
>>694710102
No no I have never had streams for movies. I had an idea for it but never actually did it although I would!
Ugh its 2AM I gotta go to bed now, I shall talk to you guys tomorrow love you all!
Night Yuno!
Night Maki!
>>694710261
Good night Rikka~ <3
>>694710102
Oh ya his schedule
The one that looks lie this right
1. Stream shit
2. Be a fat sack of shit who doeant upload videos
3. Recommended great anime
But i love him
>>694710261
Your a big girl
>please destroy me
>>694710261
Hope you have a great sleep! Good night!
>>694710380
I know. I love that man to death I want his babies
>emi
>>694709495
In a romantic, lovey-dovey kind of way?
>she's weird like that
>>694709500
Cutie pie :3
>>694709795
Night night
>>694710097
That's what I'm hoping and I'm pretty tired already, then I need to do some bureaucracy things and I'm certain that'll either get me tired as hell or just fed up with it.
Happens to the best of us, I need to buy more sleeping tabs at some point too.
Pretty much, self-improvement or hobby, either reason goes.
>>694710175
How comes?
>>694710380
Oi oi oi, git yer own hoe nigga, Rikka is mine
>>694710438
Jes the only one whose opinion on anime i actually care about
>>694710560
I kust want to gaze into that eye and become just a pnk mist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3c7kxrJAPc
>>694709506
>PoTG
Topkek. You know Torbjorn was off screen.
>>694709694
>>694710261
Glad you did! Happy to hear you say that. I've seen some of hers and not all of them looked great. Seemed disfigured in a way. I'm sure the one you saw was perfect though. Have a nice night, sleep well!
>>694710102
Damn that's another one. Been awhile since I've watched actual TV. Sounds good though, always nice to go back to your favorites.
>Appreciated, can't wait to see your new ones.
>>694710674
I'll make you into a pink mist alright
>>694710760
Fucking torbjorn everytime
>>694710492
Well... I don't think I'd mind that at all, to be honest...
>Maybe I'd even like it.
>>694710492
I'm not cute!
>>694709795
Night, best baker
>>694710175
>pets kitty
>>694710761
Well shit if u can do it
Please come end my suffering
![Syndra [69].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UzXUdOf.jpg "Syndra [69].jpg")
>>694710495
Family problems and im getting sick again.
A great combination.
>>694711006
Alright, what is wrong, whats with the sudden "end my life" thing
>>694710674
Right? fuck me I think i might just go watch some of his videos in anticipation for the new ones he going to upload. He better hurry the shit up
>>694710760
I thought of another comedian, Christopher Titus, another down to earth comedian. It's a little hard for me to watch the first few episode of The Office, the cringe slays me but its a damn good show
>this one kills me
>>694710899
Wew, now that's a screencap
>>694710901
CUUUUUUUTTTTTIIIIEEEEE
>Don't be ashamed
>>694710175
My truck broke down and i had to wait 6 hours for a fucking tow truck.
>>694711227
Just Do It
Make my dreams come true>>694711274
Dijobuuuu
Oh i love uuuu
Oh come here bitch y got me drippin
>>694711441
Nope, you want this, I gain nothing from this
>>694711399
I-It's not like I hide it with the way I talk or anything!
>>694711399
I'm not ashamed!
I'm not cute either!
>>694710899
Cute tsundere
>>694711587
But if im dead i can give u cummies
>>694711736
>>>>>>>>>>Necrophillia
No kys anytime
>>694711198
I hope that'll get better soon.
You should rest more in that case and eat healthy.
Anyhow my time's up, I need to take care of some horribly boring things in another town.
Bye.
>>694711620
>Most generic line a tsundere can give
I'm not even gonna say it
>>694711645
No, you're not
>You're beautiful
>>694710707
Saw that early today. It's amazing at how much damage this game has done already.
>>694710824
If not him, it's fucking Bastion or some guy who got like 2 kills and that's it.
>>694711274
Another one to add to the list. The down to earth ones are just the greatest. Keep their jokes and topics real. Haha, it's worth it.
>The sun, the smile, the colors
Cute.
>>694711992
Fuck him anyways for being a engineer rip off
![Syndra [246].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AuU4V3G.jpg "Syndra [246].jpg")
>>694711440
Good job.
>>694711864
Bye
![Kirino [51].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/t56prY0.jpg "Kirino [51].jpg")
>>694710495
Get that rest man, you deserve it.
Same for me why I workout I guess. I was always naturally athletic I guess, just never really focused upon it until a couple years ago. Wish you luck on sleeping, and what not.
Later.
>>694711645
Says the one that admitted it!
I still haven't!
>>694711919
I am not tsun! Stahp!
>>694711441
You make kokoro go doki doki don't ya know?
>>694711992
Definitely, forewarning he's had quite the fucked up life so he gets pretty real. I actually had the chance to see him in concert but I wasn't able to go :(. I would love to see Louis C.K live sometime. One of those things I just have to do before I die. Like seeing Rammstein in concert as well.
>also I'm remembering more
>Mitch Hedberg and Brian Regan
I saw Regan in concert twice. Great both times
>>694712464
Why don't you just confess to Amatsu already? I'm sure she'll say yes.
>>694712694
I don't want to get too attached to anyone... not again. I had to stop myself from going further with Mizore too. I get emotionally attached easy, and I'm trying not to do that, or even really admit to it much.
>Bad break ups can really make you not want anything to do with them anymore
YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FREEEAAAKS! IT BAFFLES ME YOU PEOPLE WOULD CLAIM CARTOON CHARACTERS AS YOUR WIVES! IS THAT HOW MUCH YOU FAIL TO APPEAL TO SOCIETY SO MUCH YOU MUST CLAIM A CARTOON CHARACTER? YOU DO KNOW THESE CARTOON CHARACTERS ARE JUST A SWEATY JAPANESE MAN'S IMAGINATION, RIGHT? IF THEY WERE SOMEHOW ALIVE, I'M SURE THEY'D FIND YOU CREATURES REPULSIVE.
>>694712116
Agreed. That nerf can't come soon enough.
>>694712477
Sounds kinda brutal but now I'm even more interested. Damn, that's a bummer. Hell I'd love to see anyone live, there always seems to be someone preforming in my state but they're never interesting. Nice, got a lot of people to watch now.
>>694713362
I can't tell what that face is trying to convey to be honest.
MAKOTO IS THE CUTEST TSUN TO EVER LIVE
>>694712464
I didn't actually admit it!
>>694713585
Hope you enjoy them all! Well I'm off too bed. Night Maki!
And good night to everyone in /waifu/ sleep well!
>>694713929
Screenshots say otherwise!
>>694713775
REEEE
>>694714037
Night Emi!
>>694713234
Huh. Now that I think about it, you're a little more like me than I thought...
>>694714037
Night night
>>694713929
That's the good thing about facts. You don't have to :3
>>694713585
When is it suppose to come?
>>694714112
Yas could mean anything! I could be agree with nou. Like "yas no u." as in I'm saying no u back.
>>694714037
Hope so too, seem really promising. Have a nice night Emi, sleep well!
>>694714271
Mid-to-late July apparently.
>>694714641
Fucking A
>>694714155
Mhmm, but I try not to let on. Denying myself the chance has helped quite a bit. Plus, I can't say I don't take thee threads seriously if I start taking them seriously!
>Even if I do.
>>694714404
Naaaah, don't think that's gunna fly!
>>694714112
Mate, we have a problem
>she knows
>>694714752
>She knows
U wot?!
>>694714744
We're already at the 15th and there hasn't been any news yet. PC isn't getting this so it's probably not that much of a priority to them.
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
Too late of a claim.
>>694714748
I AM NOT TSUNDERE!
>late Ama claim
Sleep is for the weak!
Who needs it anyway~?
>>694715206
So... THIS is the power of blizzard... glad I didnt play WoW
>>694715481
I know. All tsun, no dere.
>>694715562
EEEEK!
>>694715440
Never too late.
>>694715481
You really are.
>>694715580
I play WoW because people. And I conpletely forgot who Intetsun is. I know they are waifu claimers though.
>looking at Makoto
>>694715715
ITS THE OTHER WAY AROUND!
>>694715715
Would you look at that, a cute tsun
How's it hanging?
>>694715771
Ive had moments were I wish to try it cause alot of people talk about it but it sounds like a mmo you need friends with. Typically a solo player
That and I finally have a computer that could probably run it decently
![Syndra [135].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/a8lrwh4.jpg "Syndra [135].jpg")
>>694715440
>>694714979
I don't know! She just fucking spammed Telegram just now!
>>694715775
I dunno about that, the yelling is pretty tsun like behavior!
>>694715834
Not cute! Not tsun! Nothing is hanging, nope, nuh uh! Nothing at all!
>>694716039
With what?!
>>Maki
Ya cheeki cunt.
>Makoto
>>694715941
Yeah, you can solo it fine. Just more fun with friends.
>>694716235
>>694716253
Alrighty then, guess I'll give it a try, maybe suprise yuuki
>>694715775
Cute~
>>694715440
>Thighs
Unf
>>694716235
THIS
>
>>694716235
Oookay..
You seem nervous tonight
Saber claim
Still a thread bake virgin edition
Time to hit the hay
Good night thread and remember, you have a heart of gold, dont let them take it from you
>>694716368
2 can play at this game, Tsun Queen!
>>694716612
Nervous? I'm not nervous. What would i be nervous about?!
>Makoto
>>694716888
Umbasa Yuno
>>694716914
Me? Tsun?
>I'm more of a yandere
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