Fuck this game. For the last two weeks, I've been trying
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Fuck this game. For the last two weeks, I've been trying to go for a jog along the waterfront and these fuckers take up the whole giant sidewalk. I've ran into a few and they get all pissy. They don't fucking watch where they walk and get mad at me.
Is there a way I can run by them and fuck up their game without mutombo-ing the phone to the ground? Maybe a small cell phone jammer?
TL;DR Fuck Pokemon Go. How can I ruin this game for people who get in my way running?
>>694690918
If interacting with people triggers you so much, take another route. You are a slave to your patterns.
Choose a different route and stop being a faggot
Game hasn't been out even 6 days, and you've been at it for two weeks. Time would been better spent practicing not being such a fucking faggot. Pathetic is a choice bro.
Fucking retard
>>694690918
When they bump into you, blow up a school. That'll teach 'em.
someone's mad they couldn't catch that charizard
You sound like a bitch
>fuck these nerds out having fun in my outdoors. I'll show them!
>prepare questionable legal cell jammer device and strap it to arm
>here comes a group of them now, activate device!
>all players nearby drop connection from game server in the middle of whatever they were doing
>nobody notices anything out of the ordinary because nobody can stay connected for more then 5 minutes anyway
Classic team Valor
>>694690918
Area code?
>>694690918
>trying this hard
>>694690918
>/b/
>jogging
>>694693164
This for sure. Or Drive a truck into a crowd of people
>>694690918
You should start playing and try to catch all the best pokemon and take over the nearest gym. They'll be so pissed
home made emp generator right when you run by them
>>694690918
Don't listen to these outcast fucks, I understand your frustration, brother. Depends how much effort you're willing to put In, personally id purposefully bump into them and hopefully drop their phones. Don't bother asking these tards, they all have to be returning to their handlers soon enough anyway
>>694693663
Or shoot up an Arby's
>>694693973
Aw dude I haven't had Arby's in forever
>>694693969
Look, think about it: HE COULD FUCKING GO AROUND THE SONS OF BITCHES. There's an idea you fuckwit
>>694694138
Me niether. On second thought maybe he shouldn't shoot up an Arby's. Just shoot up like, an old folk's home.
>>694694176
That would add 3-5 steps extra per group. His body probably can't handle that extra level of exertion.
>>694690918
So they're distracted by the game and you run into them? Sounds like you're the one with a problem. What are you distracted by, being a massive autistic faggot?
ITT: a fuckload of retards
>>694694176
Did you read OP? These pokefags take up the ENTIRE sidewalk. What do you want him to do, go on the road? Go be a madman elsewhere
>>694694459
Oh you're fucking with me. I took the bait. Shit
>>694690918
>i ran into a few and they get all pissy
wtf why
>>694693973
this guy has the right idea, fuck those guys
>>694690918
Because the world is all about you you selfish cunt? You want to ruin fun for many people because you, a single atom on this dust ball in space, are slightly inconvenienced?
>>694693969
I doubt you even jog, fatty.
I jog to find my pokemon and hatch my eggs.
OP I'm the person who jogs behind you and stops occasionally.
>>694690918
ITT: pokefaggots defend their zombie-like behavior.
>>694694176
Lol
If there is a dick ducking machine in the middle of the sidewalk, do you just go around?
If an injured Clinton supporter is crawling in the street in front of you, while you are driving, do you just go around?
If your on a broken ferris wheel, do you just go around?
Stupid faggot.
Man all these fucks play that shit game, they'll never help you. Time to get some molotovs out
>>694694888
Because sitting at home posting on shit boards is somehow better?
>>694694863
The fuck are you trying to say? I guess I get the Clinton supporter thing...
Kill those fuckers and then yourself
>>694690918
Dude get a fog horn. That should help for a bit.
>>694695089
Because staring aimlessly at your phone which would be what you are doing anyway only outside is better how?
>>694694863
lol wtf are you even talking about
>>694694863
>dick ducking
>>694695262
lol wtf are you even talking about
>>694690918
lol faggot running around outside for no reason go back to your cave and eat raw mammoth you neanderthal
>>694693100
where can i find more like this
>>694690918
if your an active alpha who jogs
why r you so beta cuck and need paka go
SALT TASTES GOOD
>>694693307
Prepare for trouble!
>and make it double!
>>694690918
Is jogging what women do instead of running? Like softball?
>>694694138
Kek
>>694690918
>run into people
>y they mad
Autism confirmed
>>694690918
You triggered a lot of faggots op good job. I hope this is the new pasta because Pokemon GO users get triggered so easily.
I think you should smack if from their hands before stopping on it.
>>694696119
Because destroying someone else's property is definitely an appropriate response to a mild inconvenience
>>694690918
>I've ran into a few
You're just sprinting into people minding their own business? No wonder they hate you, faggot
>>694695477
Congratulations: Twigglypuff discovered.
>>694692223
His whole post is about awkward autists getting in the way. That's not him failing to interact, that's you autistic faggots emerging into sunlight and getting in everyone's way.
>>694693307
the game already drops for 5mins. they will just think its normal server bullshit. you gotta think bigger.
>>694694510
>everyone should know what random direction the pasty fat fuck man will turn next.
You don't understand public places, do you?
>>694690918
Inform everyone of GPS spoofing and how it completely defeats the purpose of walking around looking like a post-2012 zombie.
I did, and now I have no friends, and have never been happier.
Shit-eating gullible incompetent nodes of data collection. Niantic is a legal loophole for Google to 'externally' confiscate the unencrypted data of its users with consent.
>>694696119
>iphone 200-700$
>android 700-1000$
>taking away a nerds game
prepare to get your ass kicked by some nerds and their dads
kys
>>694692223
>You are a slave to your patterns.
Are you still there? What you said there really speaks to me. Can you elaborate more on it?
>>694696280
It is to make a fat fuck adult male cry, yeah. It's fucking hilarious.
Digimon is way better
>>694696732
>this much damage control
anon your a fag deal with it
>>694696885
It's sad that you triggered faggots are adults and you would go to daddy for help
Buy one of those cell-jammer thingies that fuckwits sometimes use on the train. Totes illegal but awesomely funny when all the nerds lose their connection evertime yOu jog past with your rock hard abs n shit
>>694696885
>>iphone 200-700$
>>android 700-1000$
>>taking away a nerds game...priceless
fixed that for you
>>694697048
>It is to make a fat fuck adult male cry
>on 4chan
>99% fat people
ya done goofed now son
>>694690918
>WAAAAAH I DON'T LIKE THAT I SHARE THIS EARTH WITH 7 BILLION OTHER PEOPLE AND I'M INSIGNIFICANT! I NEED TO IMPOSE MY WILL ONTO OTHERS TO FEEL LIKE I'M IMPORTANT AND I MATTER!
Jesus Christ OP, jam a cock in it will you? No one cares that you can't go for a jog like you want. You, don't matter. Maybe instead of trying to ruin a bunch of people's fun you should try walking a different route.
>>694697135
>Found the butthurt weeaboo
You get a sun burn catching those ratatats faggot?
>>694690918
dude go to radioshack buy a bunch of transistors and a variable inductance and build yourself a signal jammer.
then watch the focking weaboo fags lose their shit when their phones go dead in the middle of the game
>>694690918
just knock them out with elbow hit or something heavy , they wont even know who hit them cuz theyre already zombies
>>694697437
He said jog u fat ass faggot
>>694697257
>anon defends fat fucks
>hurr durr you must be onnnne of themmm haha get triggered
fuck off and fuck that game your just a peice of shit who has no friends and takes his bitterness out on people playing fucking pokemon
become an hero
>>694696983
Basically you's a bitch that does what he always do. Nigga better find some alternative shit, otherwise ya'll motha fuckas are goin' be slaves once more, ya dig?
>>694697754
u mad bro
Dude why even try to go around them?
These faggots are in the way. Do what I do.
Run into them at full speed and knock them to the fucking ground. They can;t do shit because they are the ones too busy on the phone. I'm just an innocent, stronger jogger who will fuck their shit up in a heart beat.
OP please post this again tomorrow. Its like shooting landwhales in a barrel
>>694697688
>He said jog
>jog
>He shitpost on 4chan
No I guess your right. There is no way he's a fat piece of shit who says jog when he means walking slow while wheezing.
>>694694459
>>694694597
Found the fat fucks.
Running is about rhythm, and having to weave around you mouth-breathers fucks with that rhythm.
>>694690918
Bump into them by "accident" and try to get them to drop their phones. Glance over your shoulder, say sorry, wave, and keep fucking running. If their shit breaks, that's one less faggot on the road.
>>694697978
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Cool story.
>>694697925
>u mad bro
ok its offical hes baiting
/thread
goodbye everyone
Jesus Christ you triggered faggots go to Tumblr. The amount of butthurt in this thread is hilariously autistic.
>>694693100
i would throw sand in your eyes and stomp your junk until you shit your self
>>694698327
>>694698327
You are saying this quite comfortably behind your computer screen aren't you? Sitting in your 300$ gaming chair that mom bought for you, whilst sipping on hot cocoa and having tabs on the "latest anime episodes", weaaboo music playing in the backround on full blast and mlp tabbed. Ah, quite comfy, ain't it. Anonymity sure is great. You can say whatever you want because no one will know who you truly are.
You believe you are hardened. An edgy hero. But in reality, you are really just scum. A useless shit stain. A waste of space. No purpose in life other than to leech off of the hard work of others. People like you need to be eradicated. The world doesn't need your shit. You are better off dead, faggot.
>>694698353
>baiting
You being a butthurt faggot isn't baiting in any form; it's you being an adult that gets triggered over an app.
>>694698287
here is a board where you will get some replies that jerks off your ego a little more
>>/fit/
>>694698366
Gen Wunners are typically bitches, even by /vp/'s standards.
Run somewhere else, we takin over faggot
>>694698515
Nice double tap and copypasta bro. As a fellow shitposter I can see that you are a master of your craft.
>>694697813
Advice as to how to break out of your patterns?
This is seriously a problem I'm currently undergoing atm.
>>694698735
You're not even trying.
Stay jelly.
All the butthurt in this thread. Top keks
>>694697978
I like you anon. Adult men shouldn't be pale fat fucks who only go outside to collect weeaboo animals
>>694698639
your right anon i am butthurt
and im fat
and i play pokemon go
you have every right to be mad
but you know what i have?
nuts
Kek. I actually accidentally ran into one of these faggots and he dropped his phone and went apeshit.
I just kept running and he couldn't keep up. Fuck your faggot game disguised as exercise.
>>694698327
nice greentext skillz faggot
>>694698817
do different things
>>694698817
It's all about experiences, fam.
People continually do the same thing because they are either content with what they are currently doing, or too afraid to do anything else. None of these are bad per se, but they don't allow for growth or exposure to anything new; routines are good, for work, but change is good for life.
Essentially, break your routine and see if you can gain some more experiences in life. Get out of your bubble.
>>694699172
Fucking nigger i wouldve reported you for destruction of property
>>694699343
Fuck me, >>694699315 summarized it in three fucking words.
>>694699358
Kek. Good one.
>>694698753
You faggots are going to be robbed and hit by more cars before this is over. I just hope it's the adult men and not the
chillren who die
>>694698817
Try something new. Wanted to learn a foreign language or write a book? Do it. Try out new places when you eat. Explore. Take new routes to get back home. Join a MeetUp group that's interesting. Shave or grow out your pubes.
>>694699172
>posts a complaint about videogames on /b/
say that on /v/ you fuck i bet you'll get desroyed
>>694690918
>How can I ruin this game for people
>>694699358
And the cops would have immediately sided with the person who isn't a man child who is unaware of his surroundings
>>694699786
truth
>>694699139
>your right anon i am butthurt
>and im fat
>and i play pokemon go
>you have every right to be mad
>but you know what i have?
>nuts
Like in your mouth?
>>694699724
I'm not OP. And I'm not on /v/ either. Honestly it's a game and if you're not paying attention as to where you are it's not my problem
>>694699724
>>694699786
>>694699944
>All this anal annihilation.
Your game is shit, and its players are shit.
>>694699724
>say that on /v/ you fuck i bet you'll get desroyed
I'll trigger those faggots too. It'll be even easier.
>game encourages activity, meeting new people and more exercise than these nerds have gotten in there entire life
>this game sucks!
I don't see a fucking problem with it lel.
>>694699857
no not really cops dont care if you're fucking purple
you break someones phone and they report you
game over
also
>makes fun of fat people
>jogs
you sir are gay
>>694699724
>say that on /v/ you fuck i bet you'll get desroyed
>getting destroyed on the Internet
Woe is me and the idiots that plague this place.
>>694699956
>not understanding the joke
kys
>>694700356
False.
>No proof.
>Fault is on the fag not watching where they're going.
That's assuming your fat ass can even catch up.
>>694700411
>>694700155
>>694699988
dubs have spoken this game is for people who still live with their parents both children and grown men alike
>>694700411
>Woe is me and the idiots that plague this place
>on the board
atusim pure fucking atusim
>>694700356
So by your logic, running is gay?
what the fuck
>>694690918
These people have tunnelvision. Eventually they will will off themselves one by one by while trying to catch a pinsir just off the side of the freeway. Either they will get run over or will be staring at their phone while they fly out of their own car's windshield.
>>694700669
Praise the 69.
>>694700706
>atusim
Dyslexia pure fucking dyslexia
>>694699553
>>694699343
>>694699315
Sincere thank you.
>>694690918
im with you bro its a normie bait game. hey lets tap the screen a lot for gym battles instead of using moves and being able to battle and play real pokemon!!! o shit this is fun yeaaa. see my point? only normies like that shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn4R2hcK-z8
This is an app for pedophiles to find children.
>>694700120
To be quite honest this is far from the truth. This game is building relationships, encouraging exercise, helping people meet and most importantly getting people off there lazy asses to have some goddamn fun. If you disagree with people who do these in their free time then you are just a dick. And this is coming from a dude who doesn't play games.
>>694700925
The only people they'll find are man-children roughly the same age as them.
>>694700706
>"Oh shit, he's right and I can't refute his point. Better play the autism card, that'll show him!"
-You
>>694690918
Just drive a white semi-truck
It worked for some French guy
>>694693100
kek
she was the one who was ashamed in that
>>694693570
too soon xD
>>694697387
kek
>>694700919
>instead of using moves and being able to battle and play real pokemon
>pokemon aren't real
>nigger just went full retard
>in the basement, you don't know what's real outside of it
>>694700668
>this fag thinks that because i defend the fags who play a game im one of them
kek
let me make this clear anon fuck pokemon go
that game is a shit ripoff of paper toss
but fuck you for wanting to fucking break their phones i bet if your phone got smashed by some fag that cant change his path you would fucking pissed
kill yourself you pissant
>>694696801
>Google has my data
So what? Google knows the only time I've left my house in the past week is to get a vaccine?
Google can see me Gmail and realize the only mail I get is steam confirmations and twitch notifications I'm too lazy to block?
They can see my browsing history and find out all I do is shit post on /b/ and watch bland, uninteresting porn?
NSA, Google, the illuminati, it doesn't matter. No one will care about what I do.
>>694700919
Yeah frankly I don't care, if you don't want to have fun don't. This is why you will never find love or have friends. Anything that could help you meet people or exercise to lose some of the weight you've gained sitting at your computer for your entire life, instantly gets regarded as "normie shit". You probably scream "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" at anything that annoys you, grow up nigger.
>>694700356
I never said anything about jogging you fucking autist. And no that's not how the police work. You would now that if you weren't underage
>>694693020
op is autistic, 9 days=14days to op
>>694700998
Well said, Anon.
>>694701274
/thread
OP is a edgelord
>>694699724
>>>/v/345073832
They're actually being less autistic than everyone here. Sad really
>>694700998
Unless you can bring hard stats to support your claims, I can simply say that it's also dangerous, discouraging exercise, isolating people, and endangering children.
I've got an objective viewpoint as well since I don't play it, and I can already tell this game is pretty damn bad. It's about to get even worse once third-party companies get their reins into it.
>>694692732
another autistic idiot, 6 is not = to 9, 9 is 9 and 6 is 6
15-6=9 fucking retard
>>694700734
not the anon your arguing with but let me help
>most people that run are
a. 40 year women that are worried about getting fat
b.gay men who are worried about getting fat
c.chads
i hope i helped clear everythinng up for you
faggot
>>694701274
>i bet if your phone got smashed by some fag that cant change his path you would fucking pissed
But you see, I'm not a dickbag that doesn't watch where they're going. If faggots are blocking a previously good running route to catch their virtual pets, fuck 'em.
>>694690918
get a treadmill faggot
>>694701430
One. There are several stats on websites proving my point.
Two. I don't understand why you think the games bad, unless you're a lazy shit.
>>694701466
Nigga u gay
>>694701326
It was poorly said with nothing to back it up. Hop off his dick, bro.
>>694698515
this was tryhard faggority at its finest. you suck shit dude lmao
>>694701620
Found the level 30 wizard
>>694701739
Dude. That's a copypasta...
>>694701717
Nah I like what he said, it's personally helped me bond with my friends and meet new friends. I don't care if you want to be a bitter shit, I'm going to have fun and you can fuck off.
>>694701039
he means you are a hypocrite dumbass
>>694690918
Lol faggot
>>694701624
>If faggots are blocking a previously good running route
>"Damn if only there was some way to not run into them but still get to the same destination! I wish I could not have this extra chromosome and go around them!"
>>694701989
Sidenote, that guy is an absolute genius.
If you think this game is actually stopping obesity and getting people to exercise you're mentally retarded. Coming from a neutral standpoint this game DOESN'T give you fucking Chad Thundercock calves and alpha legs in general if your fucking pokestops and gyms are at McDonald's and subway. Don't play that argument.
>>694701620
Most people that run are milfs and in shape college girls.
I honestly can't tell Tumblr from /b/ anymore, it's just a bunch of triggered obese Pokemon GO players whining about chads and attractive women
>>694701688
1. And there are several stats on websites proving otherwise.
2. The concept is good, the practice is shit.
>Let's encourage people to go to random ass areas where strangers set up poke-lures so they can catch shit.
>Let's take companies' money and set up more pokemon near our sponsors.
>Let's develop a shitty ass system where you don't actually need to exercise to do anything, just drive around at a slow ass pace.
>>694701695
my nigger go pick my cotton, i own you... tell your daughter i need to fuck right now too before you go out, remember 10 barrels full or ill break your mothers other arm
>>694701466
Makes NO sense what so ever.
>>694693969
>This isn't OP at all.
>>694698515
Man I wish I had a $300 gaming chair. The one I'm sitting in is quite uncomfortable. I would gladly spend $300 on a new desk chair if it is comfy. How do I learn more about comfy desk chairs ?
>>694702118
I've been playing since release and haven't seen a single stop at fast food yet. Your "neutral" standpoint probably means you didn't even play it yet faggot
>>694701999
>"Hurr hurr I don't know what running's like, so everyone has to deal with my being inconvenient."
>>694701787
im lvl 45 you fag get it right
>>694690918
>two weeks
the game hasnt even been out for 2 weeks yet, you fat fucking jew
>>694694863
>I'm OP and I am a mongoloid.
>>694690918
Congratulations, ruin something else other people in joy because you're a selfish fuck
>>694702174
3edgy5me
>>694702142
And this is some how worse than the faggots who sit at home and play on a computer? The people who aren't faggots are going to walk and the others are going to be unactive shits, this doesn't change with or without pokemon go. But perhaps they can become active overtime or maybe they actually do walk and interact with other people. I know that several people that have benefitted from pokemon go.
>>694701919
Autism has nothing to do with it, retard.
>>694701898
It doesn't matter if you liked it. It wasn't said well at all.
>>694702466
>if I keep accusing everyone of being op I'll be right eventually
>>694702122
see my post then go in the corner and think about what you did
>>694701274
>>694702357
>hurr hurr I don't know how to stop myself because someone's in my way
What if someone isn't playing pokemon go but is still in your way? Still going to break something of theirs just because they decided to stand somewhere? You edgy faggots need to rethink your life in your mothers basement
>>694702344
Well then congrats on being an outlier. Everytime I go downtown I see obese faggots hunkered down at McDonald's and Starbucks. Ive played the game and see no problem with it but faggots who substitute the word "Exercise" for Pokemon Go are cucks.
here you'll like this
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Two-Men-Fall-Down-Cliff-While-Playing-Pokemon-Go-386743551.html
>>694702201
are you austistic?
9 is a number it represents this many ones added together 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1
6 is a number also it represents this many ones added together 1+1+1+1+1+1
6 is not equal to nine it has this many more ones added to 6 to get 9 1+1+1
now do you see why 9 days is not equal 6 days?
1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1 is larger than
1+1+1+1+1+1
you can go get your mommy or daddy if you need them to explain it
The way I see it, Pokemon go is getting people outside and at the least making somekind of bond with people. Exercise and meeting new people is up to them, but thats what makes the game fun. Listen, People are going to be active and people are going to be lazyshits. This doesn't change with pokemon go or without pokemon go. But maybe a few people will be encouraged to exercise and meet people plus have some fun while doing this. And as for the ones who stay in there car and don't interact, well it's your loss.They're gonna be unactive anyway, so why not let them do it outside atleast.
>>694690918
You said it right there smack there phones out of there hands chances are you can out run those faggots.... :( i play pokemon go
>>694702663
It was well said, just because you didn't like what he said does not mean it wasn't well said.
>>694702765
>substitute the word "Exercise" for Pokemon Go
>walking isn't exercise
>?????
>>694702690
I saw your autism and because I don't have aspergers I don't know what you want.
You faggots realize we're not all the same poster, right? If you say something autistic or wrong, people are going to point it out
>inb4 another 'hurr durr ur op'
>>694702477
dumb nigger
>>694696119
>Implying OP has the social skills to do anything in this situation.
>Implying OP wouldn't get rest by whoever he did that too.
>Implying he wouldn't get swarmed by people and possibly killed from mob mentality.
>>694702547
holy shit hes right
he means that you said that all the people on this board are idiots and you are posting on this board
meaning you are an idiot as for the atusim its something new called a "meme" you might like them anon
>>694702538
And I know several people who have not.
If they're being lazy cunts at home, at least they're not in the way. If people wanted to become active and socialize, they'd do it or have done it already.
>>694702914
>People are going to be active and people are going to be lazyshits. This doesn't change with pokemon go or without pokemon go.
Thank you!
I catch Pokemon after jacking off and streaming some movies from the convenience of my bedroom. I don't understand the "getting out" concept when I caught a 700CP Jolteon whilst taking a shit.
>>694703015
>XD i, too, own slaves
>>694703076
The people who don't benefit from pokemon go are the people who haven't downloaded it. Prove me wrong.
>you can't
>>694702992
Walking isn't exercise if you happen to cancel it out by stuffing your face when you get home. Calories in, calories out.
>>694690918
CELL PHONE JAMMER!!
>>694703155
where do you think my nigger came from
>>694702538
I agree. It's better than the people who spend their entire day on 4chan.
>>694702748
No, because odds are that there's only one of them, not a cluster fuck of fatties, and that they're more than likely paying attention to their surroundings. The contrast of which is exactly what the OP is bitching about.
It's like you don't even know why you're in this thread anymore. It's like you've just caved in from all the frustration.
>>694703113
kek this i don't get why people go out if they can play the game at home
>>694702914
I don't think people are denying that. I think the issue is awkward fucks not paying attention. I saw a guy, mid-twenties, almost fall into a river because he was looking at his phone. I have the app but Christ people need to be aware of their surroundings.
>>694702992
>walking
>not exercise
walking really is a good workout. Regualr walking, like most aerobic activities, is good for you because cardio-vascular exercise strengthens the heart and lungs, increasing overall fitness.
all it takes is a google search anon but im in awe you even know how to work a mouse
>>694703113
Because not everyone lives near pokemon
>>694690918
So you don't swerve out of the way to miss people or go off the sidewalk? I don't get it dude. You probably don't even run tbh. I actually run, and if your such a candyass that knocking into someone fucks you up enough to make a thread about it then I don't know how you manage to take the physical strain running can provide.
![its-a-meme-you-dip-rng-lip-com-2588563[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Ubkxcbm.png "its-a-meme-you-dip-rng-lip-com-2588563[1].png")
>>694703043
>Missing the point.
Remember this fag? That's basically you right now.
>>694701291
>le "I've got nothing to hide" meme xDD
How fucking 2013 of you.
You don't fucking get it, do you? You're just a fucking individual, and your life is fucking boring and menial. Others' aren't, and guess what? That information en masse is the philosopher's stone.
They're going to use it to virtualize and optimize politics. The ultimate quantum computation is performing heuristic analysis across society. The problem being, we're discovering as of late that Google is HEAVILY biased, non-transparent, and driven by ulterior motive.
With Eric Schmidt, Google's former CEO as the Defense Innovation Advisory Board of the Pentagon, you can bet your fucking last obfuscated piece of genetic code that not only will Clinton become president, but this means the end for all liberties to a digital cataclysm of consciousness. Every person is now merely a node of organic AI computation, to serve the political and financial interests of global administration.
All because of some fetishization towards a shitty augmented reality rehaul capitalizing off of a cultural phenomenon lost to the past.
Congratulations, your personal incredulity is astounding.
>>694703398
Sorry I wasn't aware of my Poké-privilege. I'll be sure to check it next time
>>694702992
oops ment
>>694702765
>>694703259
>because i like pokemon i automatically stuff my face in food and weigh over 200 pounds in fat
>>694703556
Truth.
>>694702983
No, what he did was say, not say anything well. If it was well said, it would have been convincing as is the point of a persuasion.
>>694690918
>download game
>game uses camera
>camera secretly recording your surroundings
>more up-to-date than google earth
>information sent to shady organizations for nefarious reasons
>data compiled and will be used for the coming takeover
>GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL
>>694703251
/thread
>>694690918
if you live in the us standing in any public space with more than 3 people is an unlawful assembly and they can be told to leave and ticketed if caught in the same place doing it
this is what laws are for, jammers are a felony for interrupting emergency services
they could get a ticket but you would be arrested for a felony
>>694703625
You obviously cannot be swayed but the average person when presenting with that argument would at least consider it.
ITT:people get pissed off because of other people's opinions on a fucking mobile app. You either like it or you don't. I don't like it and I don't give a shit about people who do, it's not my concern.
>>694703251
I don't have to prove it, the proof is in the pudding.
Atheists: 1
Hillary: 0
>>694696801
This. It's not even difficult anymore. There are one click apps for that shit.
>>694700865
You are most welcome.
>>694703627
They use google earth/maps with the game, this is why you can make an account through google.
>>694703324
No I'm just here to read all the autist complaining about people having fun.
>inb4 "catching pokemon isn't fun anon!! >:(!!!!!!!"
>>694703627
Recording surroundings is pointless and Google has been tracking your movements for years now anyway.
>>694703760
It was anecdotal and opinionated at best, at which I refuted with my own anecdotes and opinions. That's like saying, "I'm right, and my friend said I'm right, so yea I'm right." That's boiled down to the simplest form, but the point stands.
>>694703811
Yes but it takes out the whole "go" part and just makes it pokemon. Which I could fucking play on my 3ds. You really are retarded aren't you.
>>694703354
I was stating that hes saying walking isn't exercise
>>694703716
>standing in any public space with more than 3 people is an unlawful assembly
Shit, I guess everyone in malls, supermarkets, liquor stores, movie theaters, hospitals etc.etc.. should be arrested
>>694704009
What point did you make? You just fucking disagreed with him illogically.
>>694704049
Lmao this.
>>694693307
Fuckin Valor always trying to ruin the fun. Goddam bullies and don't get me started on those Normie fuckin Mystics. Jesus Christ they are so awkward
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THIS IS NOW A GET THREAD
>>694703901
Lards don't like people who run.
I'd say fat shaming is better material for humor.
>>694704058
oh no i didn't mean to reply to you i ment to reply to him
XD
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>>694704070
>malls, supermarkets, liquor stores, movie theaters, hospitals
Those are all private spaces tardo. And a keyword he used there: could
>>694703481
so when a door is blocking your path you just swerve and it opens op without touching it? impossible, if you swerved you would just hit the wall
if op swerves he will likely go into a building on the sidewalk or a parked car or risk being run over in the street, he has to ask them to get off the phone so he can get by
this would stop flow of anyone WALKING by also, what if your elders were in a wheelchair trying to ask these kids to get by and they got pissy and called her an old bitch and yelled at her to fuck off as she tried to pass?
>>694704145
An illogical point deserves an illogical refutation. Who the fuck would waste their time taking fags spouting anecdotes and opinions on an anonymous image board seriously? About Pokemon: GO no less.
>>694704049
This is why I don't understand cheating. Walking is the FUN part, if you just sit at home then why even take the time to download this shit.
>>694704211
Not everyone who is playing is a land whale. Clearly you haven't been out enough fatty
>>694704195
pokemon go gets u dubs?
holy shit
Check my dubs
>>694704488
CHEK'D YES IT DOES
>>694704321
Those are public places.
None of those places have "Private property, keep out" signs.
>>694703716
yes look up youtube vids, cops threaten ppl with that law all the time because they cant make individuals leave but groups of 3 they can
so yes the cops could but they only do it if called and the person calling knows their local laws
>>694704356
http://www.livescience.com/55373-pokemon-go-exercise.html Literally took me three seconds to find a source backing up his claim. This not reliable? Try the literal 3,500,000 other results that come up. http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2016/07/11/is_pokemon_go_exercise_good_for_mental_health_and_depression.html another one, http://www.dailydot.com/debug/pokemon-go-workout-exercise-perk/ another one.
>>694701466
you went full retard. never go full retard
>>694704465
I'm a fag running into these losers, bro.
>Not everyone who is playing is a land whale.
Right the rest are children, "retro nerds", hipsters, and the odd socially inept dude.
Run on a hiking trail with a waterfall in the background. Once you get high enough you'll pretty much be alone. The fat tourist don't get that high up and I doubt there are any Pokemon to catch there.
>>694701430
>>694701430
>I'm objective because I don't play it.
Yeah... That isn't what that word means
>>694700748
Dude, I have like 16 pinsirs.
> it'll be a dratini
This is now a post your highest cp pokemon thread
>>694702688
Obviously OP
>>694704629
Boom, 3 seconds to find how it's actually a shitshow.
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/jul/15/pokemon-go-players-mugged-at-gunpoint-in-park-south-of-sydney
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/07/14/police-warn-pokemon-go-players-after-increase-in-crime/
And one for showing how lazy people are just for kicks.
http://qz.com/729133/pokemon-go-players-have-already-discovered-a-bunch-of-hacks/
>OP
>>694704921
no your op
you can't fool me
>>694704635
Faggots in here are complaining about the fat ones. If you can't avoid the children, you're probably the fat one
>why youre jogging in the first place
>>694698367
Post tits.
>>694704070
The First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution guarantees individuals the right of freedom of assembly. Under the Common Law and modern statutes, however, the meeting of three or more persons may constitute an unlawful assembly if the persons have an illegal purpose or if their meeting will breach the public peace of the community. If they actually execute their purpose, they have committed the criminal offense of riot.
impeding movement seems like it would fit here and police could take it from there
>>694692223
Not people. Rude fuckers. Fuck them and u fag
>>694704947
>/thread
>>694704934
>https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/jul/15/pokemon-go-players-mugged-at-gunpoint-in-park-south-of-sydney
Can literally happen to anybody, just because he was playing pokemon go doesn't mean it has any correlation. This is like saying running is bad because someone got robbed.
>http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/07/14/police-warn-pokemon-go-players-after-increase-in-crime/
It's just an attempt to keep people safe, very logical considering how widely popular the game is.
>
http://qz.com/729133/pokemon-go-players-have-already-discovered-a-bunch-of-hacks/
This takes away the fun all together, you should just play pokemon ruby and sapphire if you don't want to walk.
Congrats dude, you made 0 sense.
>>694704630
another retard, refer to >>694702833
since you cant understand why 6 is not 9, you just went full autism, never go full autism
>>694705055
>why youre jogging in the first place
Because I'm in the military and running is necessary? Why the fuck do you care why people are jogging?
Running into anyone is usually not a good idea, regardless of who it is. Having to weave around them isn't efficient either. Bricking someone's phone that wasn't paying attention to where the fuck they are, is a good idea.
>>694704934
These don't represent the points you were trying to make here >>694701430, we can also say going outside at all is dangerous because someone was robbed.
>>694695477
Haha ur jiggly puff
>>694705230
>rude fuckers
>fuck them and you fag
>rude
>fuckers
i think the only rude fuck is (you)
>>694701620
Or people being healthy. You blubbery filth-sow
>>694704934
>man gets stabbed and robbed while texting on phone
>TIME TO BAN CELL PHONES!!
You seem like the tumblerina that would do this
>>694705564
>>694705325
fucking /thread
>>694695784
Yay!
Salty!
>>694705099
>if the persons have an illegal purpose or if their meeting
If you're being a dick and refusing someone passage, sure, but no one is gonna arrest you if you're just standing around somewhere.
>>694705325
Likewise.
Your points are all subjective per individual as well, and by your own logic, invalid.
>Oh that could happen to anyone. But not in my fantasy land where everyone exercises while playing video games.
Game over. GG no re. Press START to re-try.
>>694705679
mmmm salty cummies
>>694703533
Kek.
>>694705516
>Bricking someone's phone that wasn't paying attention to where the fuck they are, is a good idea.
>Bricking
Do you also do gorilla warfare too fucking faggot?
>hurr I can't take two steps to the right or left
>>694705516
Destroying the property of another in anger is a crime that you may be prosecuted for. The penalty for this crime usually involves a fine and paying restitution. Restitution requires that the person whose phone was broken gets a new phone. Phones are not like cars where you can argue that there is a blue book value for the phone to avoid having to buy a new car. Therefore, the court will likely force you to pay the cash equivalent for a new phone based on the current market price to replace the phone.
yea buy them all new phones, that would be awesome, then they can use the money to just pay the insurance deductible and pocket the rest
>>694704947
The difference is the runner is inside invading the land of the faggots.
Now the faggots are outside invading the land of the runner. Also mad b/c not fit
>>694705782
You're not getting it. My points are valid articles that go with my arguement. Your articles are just a few rare cases that could happen to anyone. Anyway this was fun but I'm done lel.
>>694705564
>Dangerous.
Check.
>Discouraging exercise.
Check.
>Isolating people.
Half check.
>Endangering children.
Checkerooni.
>we can also say going outside at all is dangerous because someone was robbed.
And we can say that Pokemon Go was the only influence getting fatties outside.
>>694690918
Cell phone jammers exist. They aren't really expensive. I don't know where you live but they aren't legal in my country.
They have a range of about 20m so I don't know if that's enough for what you plan.
>>694705516
>breaking someone's phone is better than just moving around them or telling them to move
If this is what our military thinks like, we are fucked
>>694705618
>The point.
>Your head.
>>694704947
/thread
>>694706015
/thread
>>694705855
Yur dam rite I do.
The fuck should I move around a cluster fuck of fatties not paying attention just so I can finish my route? Nope.
>>694704778
Ur best bet is to whip ur dick out every time time u seem someone running around like a little faggot...I mean either you're big or small or average or they a fag idk they prolly don't wanna see any dick from these /b/ros
>>694706058
You're not getting it. My points are valid articles that go with my arguement. Your articles are just a few rare cases that could happen to anyone. Anyway this was fun but I'm done lel.
Back at ya.
>>694706005
.....I was talking about running you invalid. Not pokemon go
>>694706108
>pokemon-go-players-mugged-at-gunpoint-in-park-south-of-sydney
What's the difference if he wasn't playing pokemon go? Almost nothing right
>>694705774
they CAN tell you to leave and if you refuse or are caught again removed if you are not willing to move yourself and also ticketed, probably booked and held for a few hours
>>694706305
I mean look at the blender Dick thread....no one wants to see Dick from /b/
>>694706260
Yeah you probably should you ignorant fuck
>>694706077
>dangerous
Thats very debatable, it's about as dangerous as being outside in the first place via your arguement
>discouraging exercise
It certainly doesn't "discourage" exercise by any means, if people find a way to cheat it then thats their own problem and it's not like they were gonna exercise anyway. So I don't see how that discourages exercise, so we can uncheck that one
>isolating people
By bringing them together to play a game? The people who are isolated are the people who stay inside like yourself, so no don't check this one
>endangering children
Again it's debatable, unless you prove that any children have been hurt. I'll stick with my opinion, pokemon go is as dangerous as being outside in the first place.
>>694705774
and all you have to do IS be standing even quietly, no permit to meet from the city means you have to keep it moving no stopping if you have a part of 3 or more
ITT:
people with a brainstem vs. chads
who will win?
FIND OUT NEXT EPISODE
>>694706015
I ain't reading all that law shit, bro.
>"Oh didn't see where I was going."
and sozzling while running all the way down.
Assuming your lard ass can even catch the dude, you'd have to get his info, and contact the police as well. Good fucking luck with that.
>>694690918
the game hasn't been out for 2 weeks you are a moron
>>694690918
why spend money on a phone jammer?? just take their phone, tell them there's a new pokeyman in the water and throw it out to sea. then run away with your superior fitness. Trust me.
>>694695477
Actually neanderthals had higher cranial density and were so successful they merged with other subspecies. Just thought you might want to fix that awful bait of yours
>>694706567
CHADS OMG CHajjsjsjsbbdbdnana
>>694705782
you could be at a public park on the grass with 3 people and if someone calls the cops "cuz they dont like you" you have to leave even if you are in nobodys way you are in violation of the law
>>694706316
oh nevermind proceed
>>694706103
>breaking retards' phones is better than just moving around them or telling them to move
FTFY. And yes, it is. Efficiency is key when working out. Having to deal with unnecessary inconveniences because a hivemind of fatties want to catch a fucking Horsea is not efficient.
>>694706603
Okay maybe you want to think about fucking evolution you fucking plebian
>>694706490
>ignorant
>using the sidewalk to get somewhere
>not ignorant
>standing on the sidewalk like a huge fucking tub of lard
fag logic
>>694706362
That no one is trying to bad Pokemon Go or cell phones. Duh.
>>694705855
would you take a right step into a wall or a left step into traffic coming up behind you? if you said yes please kill yourself
>>694706614
ITP
a faggot
HOW GAY?
FIND OUT NEXT EPISODE
>>694706490
Nty.
Running them over is more satisfying. $600+ gone for a fucking Butterfree. Noice.
>>694706388
Sure they can, but what cop is gonna start slapping handcuffs on a couple shitheads out playing a stupid game just because someone has to go around them?
If you called the police and told them a couple people inconvenienced you by blocking your path, making you go around them, the police are not going to respond and make them disperse. That's below 'low-priority'.
That's not the same thing as "There are people in the middle of a busy freeway blocking traffic, endangering lives."
>>694706888
Let's look at faggot 101!please inform faggot we'd like to know.
>>694706770
I fail to see how any of what I've said goes against the principle of evolution. You seem to be taking this seriously; I'll entertain your stupidity. How is claiming Neanderthals had superior cranial density in any way conflicting to the principle of evolution? Nice job at ignoring factual evidence and resorting to personal offenses, by the way!
>>694706804
>ignorant
>moving around a person
>not ignorant
>smash their phone,break their phone,use a jammer
chad logic ftw
>>694706094
also a felony charge, breaking the phone would only be a court fee for the phones cost
either break the phone and be ready to pay for it when the officer stops you the nect day on your run, or just call that cop and cite unlawful assembly
>>694706582
>superior fitness
>browses 4chan
Quit jerkin' yourself, we know your 300+ pounds.
>>694706559
No, kid.
No cop is going to tell you to disperse if you're standing in a mall.
If you're blocking a store enterance, yes, just standing around doing nothing, no.
>>694707100
The fucking bait you're taking literally tastes like honey. Idk how to describe how sweet.
>>694707188
that's just my dick
>>694690918
Heard rumours Pokemon go will be Olympic sport in 4 years
>>694707239
I'm getting a nice chub off it.
>>694707013
ITP
i have no idea what you said
WILL ANON EVER FIGURE OUT WHAT HE SAID?
FIND OUT NEXT EPISODE
>>694707210
They could if they wanted to, but a mall cop don't give a fuck about people standing around. If that was the case the malls in the US would e empty.
>>694706507
Danger isn't debatable. Playing video games at home doesn't nearly present the same amount of danger that going outside to random ass places using a GOS presents. As proven already, people have already gotten harmed by using it as a tool.
>Re-checked.
As I said, if people were going to exercise they would do it already. Video games aren't magic.
>Re-checked.
Ad hominems and name-calling won' save you. Your point relies on subjectivity otherwise, and as such can be considered pointless.
>Double-checked.
Using the previously mentioned, Pokemon Go can be used as a tool to lure kids where they otherwise probably should go. Subjective, yes, but still plausible.
>Re-checked.
Pic related.
>>694706693
The law doesn't work for you because "I don't like that guy." That's /r9k/ bullshit.
>>694706951
one who knows the law, if he doesnt you will have to show him so he can enforce it, and it isnt "blocking a path" thats really the legal part, its the number of people and that they are standing stationary
you wouldnt call and describe it as blocking a path, they might not even come as it may not be a law or priority as you said
what you WOULD do is describe an unlawful assembly and as if anyone filed a permit for that location. no permit? they look angry and got pissy with you then and could start a riot at any moment
guess what? cops show up tell every pokefag to gtfo
>>694707604
true m8 true
>mfw i live in Australia
>mfw all i can find is ground types
fuck this dry ass island
>>694707210
mall is private property, the owners would have to ask you to leave idiot
hospital yes that is public
>>694707632
It doesn't matter how many people you have. you can have 50 people just standing around in a mall, no cop is gonna hassle you, UNLESS you start causing trouble.
Do it, gather 50 people and go hang out in a mall. You'll be there a while.
>>694707632
What's the difference between unlawful assembly and the right to assemble?
>>694699358
>yes officer a jogger bumped into me & now i cant play my pokemon gawwwwfdddddd arrest him!!!
>get arrested for trying to file a false report
>>694707867
fucking shrekt
>>694707210
nice try tho lil tyke, maybe when you are older
also youtube some vids, they force people to move all the time and NOBODY called the cops just dont want them to be there for whatever reason, and yes it was only 3 people standing doing nothing
>>694707828
Show me one of these signs on a mall anywhere.
![04aeb750bd4c4beabe492eaabdcd057b2e504f5c_hq[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/6izd0HP.gif "04aeb750bd4c4beabe492eaabdcd057b2e504f5c_hq[1].gif")
>>694707783
Ground-type is best type. Fuck outa here.
Earthquake 4 lyfe.
