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Stronk!
Gonna go to bed guys
I'm pooped and I feel like I need the sleep.
Night dudes
anyone got herms
:D
>>694675316
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little herm thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” herm guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking herm. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic hermfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>694675517
What? its my first time in these threads. I dont understand
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
>>694674667
>>694675786
Keep your fantasies to yourself, jackass.
>>694675517
Furry copypasta has just been created.
>>694675843
No its just the banana copypasta edited for the herm guy
>>694675999
Compound his faggot by giving him a hermy version of the Navy SEALS copypasta.
>>694676189
meant to say "nice art, I enjoy glowing things"
>>694676757
Now we're talking stronk!
>>694676922
I will find you and RAPE you.
Seriously, Spidey.
Back bitches
>>694675786
Me too, man. Me too.
>>694675517
>Being this mad
>>694678525
Fucked up the butt, please fuck me up the butt spooderman
>>694679108
STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSOTPSOOTPSTOP
NOT THIS
ANYTHING BUT THIS FUCKING GAY SHIT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fuck all of you
I'm going back to my German dungeon porn
>>694679681
John, did you fuck your dog again?
>>694679779
My name is not John.
>>694679826
Stop trying to hide it John, I can hear it every night
>>694679993
You are mistaken.
>>694680027
Dude it's every night, keep this up and your going to get kicked out of your apartment
>>694680162
I do not live in an apartment, nor do I own a dog.
>>694680162
He's not john, habibi.
>>694679424
>>694674721
Best fap material yet the
> saved
7th page sketch?
I think that he didn't want to make another porn comic so soon, so he scrapped this page.
>>694680234
All the more reason to stop fucking mine, Fido has ptsd now
>>694680470
That is unfortunate.
>>694674549
Does this qualify?
streamboobs.com
>>694680680
needs more fluff.
>>694680666
hail the dark lord
>>694680798
Ave Satanas
how does /b/ feel about furfinnity?
>>694681116
Baphomet is a cute little herm.
>>694681191
indeed
>>694679108
Jerry was a girl mouse
>>694681488
nope jerry is male
>>694681488
Jerry was a racecar driver.
>I wonder how many people will get that reference
>>694681700
PRIMUS <3
>>694681013
Good source of content
Over 9000 autism points per square cm
>>694681767
Yes sir. You win one internet.
>>694681602
Its in one of the episodes she actually says something towards the end of an episode on a dock. My mom actually recorded the episode because I didn't believe her when I was like 10
>>694681910
google it he is a guy
>>694680384
https://youtu.be/GlN3oEjMpUQ
>>694681910
Yeah no you're wrong. Jerry is male.
>>694682038
Never really listened to Winger before. Not bad.
herm guy here
all my shit is gone
gotta start from scratch
>>694682249
Kill yourself.
>>694682249
that sucks. Have a fox.
>>694682245
Winger, Dokken, Ratt, and Leatherwolf are some good hair bands.
>>694682512
Never really listened to hair metal much. The closest I could say would be The Cult.
>Fun fact about myself: Ian Astbury was my first guycrush when I was about 10
>>694682249
I'm the real herm guy
