Ylyl bread
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Ylyl bread
>>694654356
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>>694655581
>>694655513
I saw one of those while on lunch today. It was Orange with silver stripes.
>>694655785
but are you laughing and losing yet?
>>694654897
>>694654969
>>694655012
>>694655513
>>694655581
>>694655653
These aren't funny.
>>694654356
Shit, OP, I already lost.
>>694654969
>>694655012
>>694655513
>>694655581
>>694655653
>>694656708
just give me one more night?
>>694656708
>>694657283
hehe xd
>>694655513
I had a yellow one,was a piece of shit in the snow
>>694657512
>>694657838
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>>694659091
Meet Chompin' Charlie.
>>694659286
>>694657595
lost
>>694659389
>>694659595
there's nothing good on this thread.
>>694654356
test
>>694660011
>>694660244
are you from v too?
ill try to reboot this shit
>>694660235
welcome to the point, i'm done here. and let this be a lesson. YLYL belongs on facebook with your imaginary friends, no one here likes you. op is and always be a flame throwing faggot.
>>694661030
>>694661032
i wish I had my kitchen knives with me so you can sharpen them with that razor sharp edge. You wont believe it, but people like you are the worst part of this site
>>694661383
>>694661606
>>694661383
>i arrived too late
>but i still like to tell people what the worst part of /b/ is
jump off a bridge.
>>694661944
KEK
>>694661912
>i'm the ultimate virgin, i've been here before the site was even on the internet! i need to project my self-righteousness because im the real legion!
>>694662221
this is funny
off by one
>>694661032
/b = random
Don't complain about any content on here. It's literally everything allowed.
I don't care for trap, fur, fluffy abuse, wincest, cock rate, "your mother will die" etc. threads. But this is /b. It's random.
It's everything.
Anything goes, faggot.
Fucking vegetables
>>694662208
>implies legion was ever /b/
>thinks he.....
dude you don't know me. look me up, i'm the real deal. i don't take /b/ seriously and did sex 2 times. fuck with me? ya done son!
>>694662897
i lost.
>>694655012
>1979 Bugatti
>Ford emblazoned on the back
Also, pretty sure Bugatti never put faux-wood paneling on their vehicles.
>>694663358
Xxxxddddddd
>>694663358
i changed the engine after i took that pic, it has a w12 1300hp engine now, i apologize for the missunderstanding.
>>694659595
lost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13uUR35CZkI
>>694664511
Take that look of worry
I'm an ordinary man
They don't tell me nothing
So I find out what I can
There's a fire that's been burning
Right outside my door
I can't see but I feel it
And it helps to keep me warm
So I, I don't mind
No I, I don't mind
>>694664620
Seems so long I've been waiting
Still don't know what for
There's no point escaping
I don't worry anymore
I can't come out to find you
I don't like to go outside
They can't turn off my feelings
Like they're turning off a light
But I, I don't mind
No I, I don't mind
Oh I, I don't mind
No I, I don't mind
>>694664765
So take, take me home
Cos I don't remember
Take, take me home
Cos I don't remember
Take, take me home
Cos I don't remember
Take, take me home, oh lord
Cos I've been a prisoner all my life
And I can say to you
>>694654356
>get down syndrome
kek
>>694664846
You are all resolved rather to die than to famish?
>>694665241
Resolved. resolved.
>>694665312
First, you know Caius Marcius is chief enemy to the people
>>694664827
I don't think a lot of people around here are going to get Phil Collins references.
>>694665404
We know't, we know't.
>>694665458
Let us kill him, and we'll have corn at our own price.
Is't a verdict?
>>694665541
No more talking on't; let it be done: away, away
>>694665632
We are accounted poor citizens, the patricians good.
What authority surfeits on would relieve us: if they
would yield us but the superfluity, while it were
wholesome, we might guess they relieved us humanely;
but they think we are too dear: the leanness that
afflicts us, the object of our misery, is as an
inventory to particularise their abundance; our
sufferance is a gain to them Let us revenge this with
our pikes, ere we become rakes: for the gods know I
speak this in hunger for bread, not in thirst for revenge.
>>694665730
Would you proceed especially against Caius Marcius?
>>694665805
Against him first: he's a very dog to the commonalty.
>>694665874
Consider you what services he has done for his country?
>>694665944
Very well; and could be content to give him good
report fort, but that he pays himself with being proud.
>>694666032
Nay, but speak not maliciously.
>>694666100
I say unto you, what he hath done famously, he did
it to that end: though soft-conscienced men can be
content to say it was for his country he did it to
please his mother and to be partly proud; which he
is, even till the altitude of his virtue.
>>694666173
What he cannot help in his nature, you account a
vice in him. You must in no way say he is covetous.
>>694666253
If I must not, I need not be barren of accusations;
he hath faults, with surplus, to tire in repetition.
>>694666335
What shouts are these? The other side o' the city
is risen: why stay we prating here? to the Capitol!
>>694666335
C-combo b-breaker
you cringe you lose
1:43
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13uUR35CZkI
>>694661606
I don't know what's better. The crappy chainsawing or the retarded spin kick fail.
>>694666491
Come, come.
cringe you lose feggets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13uUR35CZkI
>>694664175
Lost
>>694656638
And you!!!? Are you having fun!?
>>694666335
>to tire in repetition.
as we should lay our heads.
>>694657650
hahahahahahah !!!!!!!! XDD
>>694666666
>>694666940
Soft! who comes here?
>>694667140
Worthy Menenius Agrippa; one that hath always loved
the people.
>>694667252
He's one honest enough: would all the rest were so!
>>694667357
What work's, my countrymen, in hand? where go you
With bats and clubs? The matter? speak, I pray you.
>>694667466
Our business is not unknown to the senate; they have
had inkling this fortnight what we intend to do,
which now we'll show 'em in deeds. They say poor
suitors have strong breaths: they shall know we
have strong arms too.
>>694667548
Why, masters, my good friends, mine honest neighbours,
Will you undo yourselves?
>>694666666
>>694667620
sorry, i had to shit.
We cannot, sir, we are undone already.
>>694668145
I tell you, friends, most charitable care
Have the patricians of you. For your wants,
Your suffering in this dearth, you may as well
Strike at the heaven with your staves as lift them
Against the Roman state, whose course will on
The way it takes, cracking ten thousand curbs
Of more strong link asunder than can ever
Appear in your impediment. For the dearth,
The gods, not the patricians, make it, and
Your knees to them, not arms, must help. Alack,
You are transported by calamity
Thither where more attends you, and you slander
The helms o' the state, who care for you like fathers,
When you curse them as enemies.
>>694668270
Care for us! True, indeed! They ne'er cared for us
yet: suffer us to famish, and their store-houses
crammed with grain; make edicts for usury, to
support usurers; repeal daily any wholesome act
established against the rich, and provide more
piercing statutes daily, to chain up and restrain
the poor. If the wars eat us not up, they will; and
there's all the love they bear us.
>>694668379
Either you must
Confess yourselves wondrous malicious,
Or be accused of folly. I shall tell you
A pretty tale: it may be you have heard it;
But, since it serves my purpose, I will venture
To stale 't a little more.
>>694668474
Well, I'll hear it, sir: yet you must not think to
fob off our disgrace with a tale: but, an 't please
you, deliver.
>>694668530
There was a time when all the body's members
Rebell'd against the belly, thus accused it:
That only like a gulf it did remain
I' the midst o' the body, idle and unactive,
Still cupboarding the viand, never bearing
Like labour with the rest, where the other instruments
Did see and hear, devise, instruct, walk, feel,
And, mutually participate, did minister
Unto the appetite and affection common
Of the whole body. The belly answer'd--
>>694668589
Well, sir, what answer made the belly?
This thread is shit, the only thing remotely funny was the dog being flown into the sky. Even then it wasn't a "lol"
>>694668659
Sir, I shall tell you. With a kind of smile,
Which ne'er came from the lungs, but even thus--
For, look you, I may make the belly smile
As well as speak--it tauntingly replied
To the discontented members, the mutinous parts
That envied his receipt; even so most fitly
As you malign our senators for that
They are not such as you
>>694668686
Your belly's answer? What!
The kingly-crowned head, the vigilant eye,
The counsellor heart, the arm our soldier,
Our steed the leg, the tongue our trumpeter.
With other muniments and petty helps
In this our fabric, if that they--
>>694668829
What then?
'Fore me, this fellow speaks! What then? what then?
>>694668943
Should by the cormorant belly be restrain'd,
Who is the sink o' the body,--
>>694669022
Well, what then?
>>694669120
The former agents, if they did complain,
What could the belly answer?
>>694669225
I will tell you
If you'll bestow a small--of what you have little--
Patience awhile, you'll hear the belly's answer.
>>694669334
Ye're long about it.
>>694669419
Note me this, good friend;
Your most grave belly was deliberate,
Not rash like his accusers, and thus answer'd:
'True is it, my incorporate friends,' quoth he,
'That I receive the general food at first,
Which you do live upon; and fit it is,
Because I am the store-house and the shop
Of the whole body: but, if you do remember,
I send it through the rivers of your blood,
Even to the court, the heart, to the seat o' the brain;
And, through the cranks and offices of man,
The strongest nerves and small inferior veins
From me receive that natural competency
Whereby they live: and though that all at once,
You, my good friends,'--this says the belly, mark me,--
>>694661960
holy shit lost
>>694658007
Almost got me
>>694669540
Ay, sir; well, well.
>>694669639
'Though all at once cannot
See what I do deliver out to each,
Yet I can make my audit up, that all
From me do back receive the flour of all,
And leave me but the bran.' What say you to't?
>>694669715
It was an answer: how apply you this?
>>694669827
The senators of Rome are this good belly,
And you the mutinous members; for examine
Their counsels and their cares, digest things rightly
Touching the weal o' the common, you shall find
No public benefit which you receive
But it proceeds or comes from them to you
And no way from yourselves. What do you think,
You, the great toe of this assembly?
>>694669947
I the great toe! why the great toe?
>>694670019
For that, being one o' the lowest, basest, poorest,
Of this most wise rebellion, thou go'st foremost:
Thou rascal, that art worst in blood to run,
Lead'st first to win some vantage.
But make you ready your stiff bats and clubs:
Rome and her rats are at the point of battle;
The one side must have bale.
>>694661383
>Actully attempting to contribute to a fucking YLYL thread
>YOU sir are the fucking cancer
>>694670116
>Enter CAIUS MARCIUS
here we go YLYL
>>694655513
Sweet amc bro
>>694670233
i like you.
Thanks. What's the matter, you dissentious rogues,
That, rubbing the poor itch of your opinion,
Make yourselves scabs?
>>694670515
We have ever your good word.
>>694670610
He that will give good words to thee will flatter
Beneath abhorring. What would you have, you curs,
That like nor peace nor war? the one affrights you,
The other makes you proud. He that trusts to you,
Where he should find you lions, finds you hares;
Where foxes, geese: you are no surer, no,
Than is the coal of fire upon the ice,
Or hailstone in the sun. Your virtue is
To make him worthy whose offence subdues him
And curse that justice did it.
Who deserves greatness
Deserves your hate; and your affections are
A sick man's appetite, who desires most that
Which would increase his evil. He that depends
Upon your favours swims with fins of lead
And hews down oaks with rushes. Hang ye! Trust Ye?
With every minute you do change a mind,
And call him noble that was now your hate,
Him vile that was your garland. What's the matter,
That in these several places of the city
You cry against the noble senate, who,
Under the gods, keep you in awe, which else
Would feed on one another? What's their seeking?
>>694669602
Noone ever said people were smart
And if they do, please direct them to this
>>694670695
For corn at their own rates; whereof, they say,
The city is well stored.
>>694662810
saved/10
>>694670205
I sooo want to create a social media account just to ask him to get out of my shed
>>694670798
Hang 'em! They say!
They'll sit by the fire, and presume to know
What's done i' the Capitol; who's like to rise,
Who thrives and who declines; side factions
and give out
Conjectural marriages; making parties strong
And feebling such as stand not in their liking
Below their cobbled shoes. They say there's
grain enough!
Would the nobility lay aside their ruth,
And let me use my sword, I'll make a quarry
With thousands of these quarter'd slaves, as high
As I could pick my lance.
>>694670913
Nay, these are almost thoroughly persuaded;
For though abundantly they lack discretion,
Yet are they passing cowardly. But, I beseech you,
What says the other troop?
>>694670898
First time I saw that I lol'd so hard
>>694670990
They are dissolved: hang 'em!
They said they were an-hungry; sigh'd forth proverbs,
That hunger broke stone walls, that dogs must eat,
That meat was made for mouths, that the gods sent not
Corn for the rich men only: with these shreds
They vented their complainings; which being answer'd,
And a petition granted them, a strange one--
To break the heart of generosity,
And make bold power look pale--they threw their caps
As they would hang them on the horns o' the moon,
Shouting their emulation.
>>694671119
What is granted them?
>>694671226
Five tribunes to defend their vulgar wisdoms,
Of their own choice: one's Junius Brutus,
Sicinius Velutus, and I know not--'Sdeath!
The rabble should have first unroof'd the city,
Ere so prevail'd with me: it will in time
Win upon power and throw forth greater themes
For insurrection's arguing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqBsiHBjit8
>>694671310
This is strange.
>>694671417
Go, get you home, you fragments!
>>694671611
Where's Caius Marcius?
>Really stressed out
>Expecting a baby, gf in hospital
>Planning its room
>Looking for baby clothes
>Yellow one-piece, buy it
>Take them home, browse for cribs
>Order a blue one
>Two hundred bucks
>Have a good income, buy it
>I'm expecting the delivery next week
>Still not here a fortnight later
>Proceed to buy other things I needed
>On the expected week of the arrival, I get a call
>Surely it must be the website or something to tell me why the crib's so late
>That fucking delivery better happen so- oh shit...
>Out of nowhere, man starts speaking rapidly in my ear
>Rapidly tell him to calm down
>Yelling in the background, then I realize
>Oh my god, she's going into labor
>Understandably freak out, he tells me to come to the hospital
>Rush to my car
>Must have broken the speed limit the whole way
>Out of the house and into the hospital in ten minutes
>This is usually a twenty minute drive, fuck the police
>Have to go to the reception to find out where she is
>Eleventh floor, ward 12
>Rush up the stairs because the elevator is out of order
>Want to fucking collapse once I reach the top
>I sprint to the ward
>Lots of screaming and crying inside
>Look inside
>Dear fucking God there's like ten doctors around her
>I walk in and stand by my gf's side
>Eyes are closed because she's pushing hard
>I let her know I'm here
>Nods her head
>Hold her hand, tell her to take deep breaths
>Excruciatingly pushes again, hand feels like it's in a vice
>Really fucking hurts
>Suddenly, I hear a shrill cry
>Look over to the source of the noise
>Each doctor is paying attention to something in one of the doctor's arms
>Eventually realize it's my baby
>Pale, pink, and crying
>Takes half an hour for her to be cleaned and bundled, and the umbilical cord snipped
>Our baby is a girl.
>Name is undecided, have time to choose a good one
>I hear somebody talking
>Gf wants to say something
>Hoping it's the perfect name
>Tells me to read the first letter in every line of this post
>>694671417
That's what happens when you let gender/women studies become classes in college. I fucking hate America.
>>694671818
The news is, sir, the Volsces are in arms.
>>694671826
>>694671859
I am glad on 't: then we shall ha' means to vent
Our musty superfluity. See, our best elders
>>694672083
Marcius, 'tis true that you have lately told us;
The Volsces are in arms.
>>694671826
0/10 wanted john cena
>>694672185
They have a leader,
Tullus Aufidius, that will put you to 't.
I sin in envying his nobility,
And were I any thing but what I am,
I would wish me only he.
>>694672293
You have fought together.
>>694672380
Were half to half the world by the ears and he.
Upon my party, I'ld revolt to make
Only my wars with him: he is a lion
That I am proud to hunt.
>>694662810
divine
The first thing I ever saved on 4chan.
Call me a newfag, but fuck this is funny.
>>694671826
Not even mad
>>694672293
Are you just rambling nonsense but making sure that it is grammatically correct?
Then it would all make sense...else I'm fucking confused.
>>694660235
>>694672470
Then, worthy Marcius,
Attend upon Cominius to these wars.
>>694672553
It is your former promise.
>>694672553
Sir, it is;
And I am constant. Titus Lartius, thou
Shalt see me once more strike at Tullus' face.
What, art thou stiff? stand'st out?
>>694661960
lost
>>694658034
Sauce?
>>694672688
Language is fucking weird.
>>694672887
No, Caius Marcius;
I'll lean upon one crutch and fight with t'other,
Ere stay behind this business.
>>694657317
Ooooh oo oo oo, oo oo oo ooh
>>694672921
It's OP so it's oc, he does a new one for every tread.
>>694672975
O, true-bred!
>>694661606
Never fear the retard brigade is here
>>694663017
Damn was it okay?
>>694673011
Fuck you Titus Lartius, you old fuck.
>>694673149
Your company to the Capitol; where, I know,
Our greatest friends attend us.
>>694661944
hot off the press huh
>>694673149
You too, Menenius Agrippa, you cockbite.
>>694673267
Right worthy you priority.
>>694673188
Well it definitely didn't brace for impact. Maybe it had a drunks luck?
>>694673542
I hope so he was a cool bear I can tell he one of the good ones
>>694661944
lol
>>694662432
I thinks my ass actually completely detached from my body from lmaoing
>>694673484
I'm not Coriolanus, I'm Patrick.
See, I can quote stupid shit too. Yours is classier tho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2-ZVfKFg1w&feature=youtu.be
>>694670205
asked him to get out of the shed
>>694673782
LOST
>>694673782
kek
Read the fucking Manga
>>694674001
shit meme
>>694654356
Bump
I refuse
Noble Marcius
>>694672766
kek
>>694673757
>>694672546
And he still got a D. Fucking kek.
>>694674147
Nay, let them follow:
The Volsces have much corn; take these rats thither
To gnaw their garners. Worshipful mutiners,
Your valour puts well forth: pray, follow.
>>694674231
Go back to s4s faggot
>>694662810
Even though I knew what was gonna happen I still lost hard.
>>694673782
fucking newfags
>>694673782
lel
>>694674278
Was ever man so proud as is this Marcius?
>>694674494
He has no equal.
>>694673782
shit tier humor
>>694662432
they really wanted a car wash pretty bad. that car was girl was hot too. i would fuck
>>694674593
When we were chosen tribunes for the people,--
>>694654356
>>694662221
that file name...
>>694674669
Mark'd you his lip and eyes?
>>694674782
Nay. but his taunts.
>>694671826
No u
>>694674913
Being moved, he will not spare to gird the gods.
>>694674968
>>694675057
Be-mock the modest moon.
>>694663017
That make me kek out loud
>>694675198
The present wars devour him: he is grown
Too proud to be so valiant.
>>694675305
Such a nature,
Tickled with good success, disdains the shadow
Which he treads on at noon: but I do wonder
His insolence can brook to be commanded
Under Cominius.
>>694675404
Fame, at the which he aims,
In whom already he's well graced, can not
Better be held nor more attain'd than by
A place below the first: for what miscarries
Shall be the general's fault, though he perform
To the utmost of a man, and giddy censure
Will then cry out of Marcius 'O if he
Had borne the business!'
>>694675529
Besides, if things go well,
Opinion that so sticks on Marcius shall
Of his demerits rob Cominius.
Fresh OC
>>694672766
lost toplel
>>694657512
these are even less funny
>>694675715
Come:
Half all Cominius' honours are to Marcius.
Though Marcius earned them not, and all his faults
To Marcius shall be honours, though indeed
In aught he merit not
>>694662221
Lost
>>694676032
'Cause, baby, now we got bad blood
You know it used to be mad love
So take a look what you've done
'Cause, baby, now we got bad blood
Hey
Now we got problems
And I don't think we can solve them
You made a really deep cut
And, baby, now we got bad blood
Hey
Did you have to do this? I was thinking that you could be trusted
Did you have to ruin what was shiny? Now it's all rusted
Did you have to hit me, where I'm weak? Baby, I couldn't breathe
And rub it in so deep, salt in the wound like you're laughing right at me
Oh, it's so sad to think about the good times, you and I
'Cause, baby, now we got bad blood
You know it used to be mad love
So take a look what you've done
'Cause, baby, now we got bad blood
Hey
Now we got problems
And I don't think we can solve them
You made a really deep cut
And, baby, now we got bad blood
Hey
>>694676032
>>694675966
Let's hence, and hear
How the dispatch is made, and in what fashion,
More than his singularity, he goes
Upon this present action.
>>694658162
>"fucking white people"
>>694658684
why is the outside pink
>>694661960
Lost at the end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5P8GOoKEEY
>>694676469
Smoke ring
>>694663112
topkek
>>694676223
i almost pissed myself, i would buy you a beer.
>>694666666
>>694656638
Is that the Pokémon Go thing?
>>694657834
Yea, but the AMC Eagle with it's 7+ inches of ground clearance, 4wd, and some studded tires was unstoppable in snow and ice.
It was the first cross-over - way too ahead of it's time. Subaru took the same idea and ran with it 30 years later and look at them ...
REKT
>>694676707
Band-aids don't fix bullet holes
You say sorry just for show
If you live like that, you live with ghosts (ghosts)
Band-aids don't fix bullet holes (hey)
You say sorry just for show (hey)
If you live like that, you live with ghosts (hey)
Mhmmm
If you love like that blood runs cold
>Mhmmm
>>694677173
i'm taking that beer back..
>>694661944
To soon man, to soon. Btw it's been 4h since it happened some of the bodies are still fuckable.
>>694677363
>You say sorry
>>694674704
>>694677577
it was your own fault, and you will get what you deserve.
>>694675966
It's not supposed to be funny, it's a tragedy written by shakespeare
>>694677774
nice.
>>694671826
Faggot
>>694674001
Faggot
night cunts, i'm tanked. i'll be invading your YLYL threads tomorrow with elder porn. enjoy you're day.
>>694661960
Fucking lost at the end
>>694679143
Your*
>>694662659
he just broke a 300 dollar piece of hunting equipment so he could save his arrow. gg
>>694677774
I lost my bread
>>694672546
Pray for my sides yall I haven't seen them since i read this and they somewhere out there lost and afraid
