YLYL: Not Shit-tier Edition
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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YLYL: Not Shit-tier Edition
I'm dumping the hardest I can, need some help.
>>694637565
>>694637636
>>694637688
>>694637735
Actually some shit that's funny? Am I even on /B/ anymore?
>>694638727
I appreciate you appreciating my dank memes.
Here's one of my personal favorites.
This ones a bit soft but it makes me chuckle.
this is my favourite
>>694639186
kek
>http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/689673/Panic-terror-French-city-Nice-lorry-ploughs-Bastille-Day-crowd
Please be careful to not cut yourself on your way into this article on the edge.
>>694639557
So far I like it. Sorry I can't shit post more; I'm having too much fun reading this.
>>694639531
why did I lose to this
>>694639557
god damn that was magnificent
Welp, more stories then.
>>694637565
that's pretty fucking funny
>>694638466
Lost
>>694640673
Holy fuck, this one is old as shit. Shit is gold
>>694639557
Thank you for this one
>>694639186
Fucking laughed way to hard at this. The eyes got me right away hahah
>>694639474
>>694639435
Lost so hard
OP is back for more shitposts.
>>694639557
Don't care if this is real or not, all that matters is that this story from before me even being a summerfag here is epic.
This ones a comic I enjoy.
>>694642073
keke
>>694639531
Goddamn it
>>694639531
this is what took me out wasnt expecting it
I recently found this one, funny as fuck.
This one makes me kek
>>694642279
shit gets me everytime
I love this one.
>>694643752
While I had a mouthful of Pho.
>>694643752
kekek
This is good?
>>694637263
Fuck that is disturbing. KEK I guess this is /b/>>694637263
>>694641465
Sides are entering orbit
>>694639557
>6
long but fucking worth it!
>>694641465
FAKE!
>>694645103
No shit, Sherlock.
fresh OC mang
>>694645423
>>694645356
>>694645103
Here comes the utter derailing of my thread.
That wasn't very nice
>>694645503
It was expected anyways.
>>694645503
I got more, my son.
>>694641893
OP here, you are a retard anon newfag, this thread is so meme
>>694639522
lost
Abandon thread. It's gone now.
>>694645177
Fucking lost. Thanks anon.
>>694646241
I see, you prefer something more... exotic.
>>694641658
Goddammit soccer mom, why ya gotta ruin your kid's fun because someone else is being an asshole?
>>694646705
more liek this
>>694639474
That Peeper has seen some shit.
>>694642509
lost at the end
>>694637263
That's one small nut. You'd think fapping to something as hot as that bird it'd be a big bigger.
>>694645882
I thought it was another "reply to this or your mom will die in her sleep" post
>>694647353
that was his fifteenth nut that day, but that was the best looking one.
>>694647095
Kekekekekek
>>694642279
>mysidesareonfire.mp3
>>694639522
FUCKING LOST,
STILL KEKEKEKING
>>694644744
who is that actress?
>>694647654
I hate to break it to you... but that penis doesn't really have eyes.
>>694647654
Mila Kunis
>>694647974
There wasn't a nuclear explosion at Chernobal...
>>694638842
The look on the guy's face got me
>>694647777
Oh, Neat!
>>694648162
yes there was you dumb fuck
>>694648255
there was a meltdown, not an explosion
>>694648235
You... son of a bitch
>>694637565
10/10
>>694648235
fuck you
>>694648255
Nope
The reactor melted down and the overheated reactor had a steam explosion tgat dumped a lot of nuclear fule into the air but no nuclear explosion.
The fule rods in reactors is the wrong isotope and are contains incorrectly to explode like a nuclear bomb.
>>694637263
Haha gets me every time
>>694648235
FUCK
>>694638466
What is CoC?
>>694638934
I hate babbys, but that's a pretty dank move for a babby
>>694648255
>calls someone dumb
>thinks nuclear reactors are capable of exploding like a nuclear bomb
The Simpsons isn't real bruv.
>>694648235
>>694648601
>>694648527
>>694648463
>>694648235
i was going to ask what was going on here, then i figured it out
>>694648255
There was a reactor leak in Chernobyl, caused by a lack of coolant. It didn't explode tho, it just leaked radiation
>>694648684
Call of Cutie.
>>694638727
there's been quality shit as of late bro
> related
>>694648235
I stared at this for 5 mins, even tried tracing it to find something hidden.... didnt see it until i leaned back in my chair
>>694648255
There was an explosion, but it didn't do any damage, nuclear radiation just went everywhere
This thread is Nice
>>694648828
The one reactor did have a steam explosion but that's just a pressure explosion, it was only strong enough to damage the one reactor and dump reactor fule into the air.
>>694648255
Chernobyl didn't happen
>>694648255
>being this retarded
>>694642849
Don't know why but
>Translate
Made me lose.
>>694648235
am i really that retarded, i dont get it
>>694648373
what is an uncontrolled chain react fpr 500 Alex?
>>694649409
>George Lopez show's final season
>>694639186
I lost right at the end. Kek
>>694649517
expand it and lean back, thats when i finally noticed it
>>694649517
Butt
>>694649484
Damn i got reckd here, first Pic saved in my new phone
>>694649517
goatse
>>694648235
and i was trying actually solve this for the past 20 min...
>>694649517
stare at the corn long enough, youll see it
>>694645685
Even 7 years later, I still gotta say it was Shaggy's fucking van.
>>694648235
huh... oh...Oh...OHHHHHH fuckin lost
>>694649635
Oh fuck, last few times I saw this I thought it was one of those 'Make people look for the funny thing that isn't there" things.
>>694648235
saved
>>694649972
keep it its yours
>>694649526
It wasn't a nuclear explosion it was a steam explosion due to a meltdown, if it was a nuclear explosion the entire power plant would have been vaporized, only the one reactor was destroyed.
Also if it was a nuclear explosion everyone would have known about it right away due to the nuclear test survalance network at the time, no one knew what happend until the Soviets told them when the sweadish detected the radiation cloud.
>>694648235
thats actually pretty fuckin clever
topkek
>>694650056
Thanks lori
>>694649409
I'd hit it
>>694650252
fucken lost
>>694644744
who is this?
>>694648235
what's this
>>694650478
I think it's a penis with eyes photoshoped on it.
>>694648235
what ? someone explain
Does anyone have the vid of 2 guys talking about 420?
>>694648235
I am to much of a tard to figure it out
What ever
Fuckit.jpg
>>694648255
point and laugh at the retard
>>694648235
I don't get this joke what is so funny about this picture
>>694650824
>>694650771
goatsie
>>694650837
Even the fucking badges say it I couldn't stop myself
>Lost
>>694639186
Thats one creepy motherfucker kek
>>694650771
maybe the name goatse rings a bell
>>694650837
this shit made me lose so hard
>>694649178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgWDMPfvXSg
>>694650989
Are you purposely mis-spelling the word
"Goat"
>>694648235
Holy shit man that's just fucked up.
>mfw i just sawgoat's e going on.
>>694648235
stared at this for nearly 30 mins. I just stared at goatse for 30 fucking minutes
>>694651117
are you purposely being retarded?
>>694650989
I don't see goatse anywhere in that picture
>>694650628
>fucking
>lost
>hard
>as
>fuck
>>694651267
expand the picture and lean back, look at the thing as a whole
>>694641465
The second guy jumping out from behind the fence was the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen.
>>694651267
THE FUCK IS GOATSE!!!
I was looking for a goat.. cause i thought you guys where purposely mis-spelling shit
If that is a thing... i don't want to google
lost
>>694648684
Corruption of Champions
>>694651365
look it up
>>694644196
I fucking love this picture...It isn't posted enough
>>694638455
I rather like this image.
>>694651397
not even worth expanding anymore
>>694651397
fucking hell i just saw a spider when i was on the toilet like 5 minutes. this scared the shit out of me.
>>694651365
newfag.
>>694651365
either trolling or newfag
Classic
It WAS a pretty good terrorrist attack guys.
>>694651118
this gif fucks me up because she looks like a muppet
>>694651630
gtfo normie cunt
>>694651869
why did you fuck the bunny?
>>694651899
Why faggot
>>694651943
That's actually true
>>694651630
really, that's the best you've got?
>>694651899
why
>>694642073
I haven't lost in a long while, but I lost now.
>>694641465
So many keks
>>694639531
Lost
>>694651923
So, how is summer going?
>>694652014
good choice
>>694648235
DONT OPEN THIS ITS ABSOLUTE NOTHING FUN ON IT AND EVERYBODY LIES ABOUT IT
>>694642279
orbitalsides.jpeg
>>694651397
AGHHH FUCK YOU ANOOON
>>694651923
why are you voting for hilary?
>>694641960
Its really too bad that this meme was made for ants
>>694646241
Nevermind, only burgies for you, faggot.
>>694652450
funny coming from a spider
>>694651365
that's a goatse I'll do the research for you
>>694648235
Is this what people mean by "staring into the eye of God"?
>Really stressed out
>Expecting a baby, gf in hospital
>Planning its room
>Looking for baby clothes
>Yellow one-piece, buy it
>Take them home, browse for cribs
>Order a blue one
>Two hundred bucks
>Have a good income, buy it
>I'm expecting the delivery next week
>Still not here a fortnight later
>Proceed to buy other things I needed
>On the expected week of the arrival, I get a call
>Surely it must be the website or something to tell me why the crib's so late
>That fucking delivery better happen so- oh shit...
>Out of nowhere, man starts speaking rapidly in my ear
>Rapidly tell him to calm down
>Yelling in the background, then I realize
>Oh my god, she's going into labor
>Understandably freak out, he tells me to come to the hospital
>Rush to my car
>Must have broken the speed limit the whole way
>Out of the house and into the hospital in ten minutes
>This is usually a twenty minute drive, fuck the police
>Have to go to the reception to find out where she is
>Eleventh floor, ward 12
>Rush up the stairs because the elevator is out of order
>Want to fucking collapse once I reach the top
>I sprint to the ward
>Lots of screaming and crying inside
>Look inside
>Dear fucking God there's like ten doctors around her
>I walk in and stand by my gf's side
>Eyes are closed because she's pushing hard
>I let her know I'm here
>Nods her head
>Hold her hand, tell her to take deep breaths
>Excruciatingly pushes again, hand feels like it's in a vice
>Really fucking hurts
>Suddenly, I hear a shrill cry
>Look over to the source of the noise
>Each doctor is paying attention to something in one of the doctor's arms
>Eventually realize it's my baby
>Pale, pink, and crying
>Takes half an hour for her to be cleaned and bundled, and the umbilical cord snipped
>Our baby is a girl.
>Name is undecided, have time to choose a good one
>I hear somebody talking
>Gf wants to say something
>Hoping it's the perfect name
>Tells me to read the first letter in every line of this post
>>694653056
nigger
>>694641960
better
>>694638466
Lost
>>694653056
Good show.
Fucking lost.
You fuck.
>>694648235
Is the maze at least solvable?
>>694653450
>>694647095
Fucking kek.
>>694651338
If you look at her eyes upside down they look like lips with a line of hair under then.
>>694639557
at first i didn't want to read it because it was too long but...
Fucking epic
>>694637688
lost
>>694652598
fuck you arachnofaggot
>>694646757
>ifunny
>>694653686
Ok someone has gotta tell me what thats from xD
>>694654518
Fucking thank you.
Thanks guys for a non banana non desu non rage comic ylyl
>>694653056
fucking clever
>>694652014
Finally someone with common sense
>>694642073
loosing to a 9gag watermark.
>>694653056
Well meme'd my friend
>>694652696
alas a nostalgic and beautiful image, one that resonates with my childhood
>>694637263
Dumping
>>694646241
VERY hungry doggo
>>694637565
lost
>>694648235
you are wasting your genius
>>694646705
what is this fucking meme ? I saw a thread long time ago with montage
>>694648235
Should have done is as admiral ackbar and seen how long until people noticed it.
>>694656226
Ken M is the best
>>694639557
this guy needs an award
>>694638727
Old /b, welcome back /b/retheren
>>694649178
if your stupid enough to do that I've no sympathy
>>694648235
>goatse
Took me a bit.
>>694649484
lost
