Faces of /b
Post your photos and other anons rate and assume things about you
>>694559622
my god you look jewish, heres my miserable excuse for a face
>>694559622
>>694559752
kek
7/10
Have high pitched voice sound like little girl and virgen. Also underage b8
>>694559738
Would cum all over your face
i'm the fatty on the right
>>694559941
I'm the nigger on the left
>>694559941
im the normal guy in the middle, but at night i rape women.
>>694559738
7/10
Is virgen
This three was fun last night so here goes
>>694559622
>>694559752
pasta
>>694559738
>>694559941
virgins
>>694560065
JUST women?
>>694559941
>>694560004
>>694560065
Hey guys, remember when I took that pic? Such a good concert
>>694560092
you look like a nice guy that would talk with someone and then judge
>>694559622
>>694560219
look so based
>>694560219
kek'd
I want to see >>694560092
fuck >>694559738
Please rate and comment
Don't have alot of picture of me but i think this is pretty funny!
>>694560139
>>694560092
correct
>>694560319
what?
Rate and comment
>>694560139
am I a virgin too?
>>694560581
Bet you get alot of girls like this?
I'm bringing blurry back
>>694560678
he'd be pretty fuckable after electrolysis/fat removal
>>694560678
Yeah i get lots of pussy ive got 4 on the go these days
>>694561043
Nigger
>>694560755
>Not faces of /b/ anymore
>Lumps of muscle of /b/
Let me get a look at that bod
>>694560581
u are throwing obscen words on couples and skinny loners and u look down on them, but only if u are with ur friends. alone u are just a pussy.
>>694560543
hamster/10 u look like that rat guy from hp. u are funny when there are no girls around, also awkward as fuck
>>694560588
u are depressed but u can ignore it. yet. ur parents are divorced and ur mom and ur new daddy fights a lot. u are somehwat clever.
>>694560588
You are virgin to women. But not as a bottom to men faggot
>>694561224
I'm overstated dressed and extremely understated naked
So have this, it's from today
>>694560755
Has mild retardation sometimes mistaken as autism. Is that guy you walk past in the bathroom, wash your hands next to them while they shamelessly take selfies or do their hair the whole time you wash and dry. Nearly slept with a passed out girl once and nearly lost his virginity with her but he premature ejaculated around her vagina entry before he got it in. Cleaned it with some kfc wet wipes that he got from earlier when he bought a bucket of chicken to dirty bulk on cheat day. Went home to sleep off the hangover so he could sit another hour session on his tribal back piece at his local tattoo parlour the next morning.
>>694561498
Kek
>>694561265
spot on about depression, parents have been together my whole life and they don't fight much, I don't know about clever but I am somewhat smart, here's my PSAT scores
>>694561318
guess harder
>>694561403
Not sure if fat or incredibly swole
>>694561498
Kek'd
Would it surprise you to know I have no tattoos though
>>694560092
>>694560581
>nigger shit stuck in nose
These are men that you can, with careful conditioning, get to eat dogshit fashionably.
>>694561403
Take me
>>694561789
It's a mix bro
Dress well and it covers it a bit
>>694559941
how do i rank compared to other fat guys tho
>>694561839
I don't get it what does that mean?
>>694561932
quit givin me the bedroom eyes blubby
that shit's creepy
I'm with pidgey, rate, hate & comment
>>694561932
Yous better than this fat fuck >>694560543
>>694561837
Not really, was only taking the piss. You're a heartthrob
>>694561403
why u use thos big words just to say you look
bigger with clothes on
>>694561911
Either way you're a whole lot of manliness. I like it.
>>694561932
Better than>>694560543
Got nothing compared to
>>694560755
>>694561403
>>694562202
I think you should do a slick back rooster cut and you would have that 50's rockstar look that all the bitches love.
>>694561932
i just want to be a cute fat guy with a nice jaw line
(far left obvi)
>>694562142
I dunno, habit... I talk this way from work and public speaking
>>694562065
>>694562146
Thanks anon
Assumptions?
>>694562202
I don't know why the text did not show up,
>>694560588
Probably?
>>694562606
Not sure if smoking has aged you or you're trying to relive your youth
>>694562536
3rd world don't have internet
>>694562572
what shoe size are you? eighty fucking thousand? jesus christ those are some village stompers
>>694562375
I did, not proud of it, see
>>694562618
>>694562202
I thought Nicola tesla died in the 1900s
>>694562699
chekd
>>694562021
these guys are funny, also make good friends
>>694561932
u are hopeless mate. u have to take a 360 and change ur life. I would start to write down who u are but too easy and worthless. Change urself. start today
>>694562202
looser. literally. u try too hard to meet everyones standards but they despise and laugh at u behind ur back. u have low curve average intelligence. u have an ok relationship so that balances some things out..
To many trolls to legit post your face
Protip:nobodies doing it until you do it
>>694562805
Kek'd, some joke about the "Stalin look"
But you are quite right
>>694562699
12, which I think is pretty modest considering Im 6"4 bare foot and weigh 138kg
That's Australian shoe size by the way, so, 13 US? I think
>>694562863
fuckin brutal dude
What do you mean 3rd world HHAHA
It's just a park
>>694563037
>HHAHA
4got to mention u >>694562689
>>694562863
Third guy, I'm an automation engineer, I don't know if that checks out with a low curve average intelligence
You not quite correct about the relationship thing as I still have sex with my ex sometimes, but there is another girl with I want to get serious
>>694562927
either:
you're a way bigger shoe size than that
you're way shorter than that
or your shoes have an extra three and a half feet of wiggle room
>>694563176
Size 13 us is enormous what are you on about?
>>694563259
yes, size 13 is enormous, those shoes look way bigger than a size 13
>>694559941
your girlfriends nose is too big and i don't like it
>>694559941
hahaha
i like how the other 2 are holding their wrist with their hand properly, but fatty can't reach around his gut so he has to hold his fingers
>>694563176
Nope, I swear I'm US13
>>694563124
Faggot
>>694562863
this me
>>694563124
I know 3 guys who looks exactly the same as u. each and every one of them learning to be some kind of engineer. also all of them are failing. for years now. none of them is smart. I could go to facebook, search pics and post it to prove what I said but I dont care that much.
Maybe u are a cool dude. on b no one really cares.
>>694562805
Mmmmh Earrings
>>694563560
hey man, it's the truth
>>694559622
>>694563721
you really don't need to announce it's you
everyone can tell by the way you type.
>>694563779
Please let this be bait
>>694563852
why?
>>694563779
Chekd
>>694563721
I'm already an engineer dude, graduated in time.
>>694561265
I don't pick on people so you are wrong. I defend people most of the time even if I shouldn't.
>>694563963
Good guy bud don't become a white knight
>>694563124
also
>I'm an automation engineer
this shit doesnt prove anything and more and more cringeworthy with every passing year.
>hurr durr I am an enginer I am special and better than the average
>hurr durr more than half of us will work for a factory in a line
I am not a 17year old lil girl. dont give me this shit.
>>694564078
I'm done helping people I got bottled 2 weeks ago for it. If you want picks let me know?
>>694564568
Give us the picaroonies
>>694564568
Post pics faggot
>>694559622
me and my gf, follow me in instagram
Might aswell
Here me after getting bottled
>>694564887
#moneypowerrespect
>>694564782
Spends more time doing hair and posing in selfies than most girls. Secretly faps to traps 50% of the time.
Results
>>694565008
I know dumb tat I did when I was 17
>>694562572
>>694561403
>>694560755
I need your dick like a fish needs water
>>694564887
What in the honest to god fuck
Your body looks like a piece of wood
Like, no definition, no shape, just pale, flat skin stretched over a featureless frame
roast me faggots
My hairs a bit less purple now
>>694565018
Was actually when I just got out of bed but okay fam
>>694565182
Looks like you roast yourself daily
>>694565182
You literally don't do anything. You are blank. You are void.
>>694565182
I fell asleep just looking at you you're so boring
>>694565283
what do you mean?
>>694565353
I second this
>>694565182
You look like a baby faced version of a lawyer who is in his 40s.
>>694564782
I just don't like you.
A lot of people just hate you without reason also 7/10
>>694560581
Macklemore/10
how do i look /b/ ?
Pls rate comment subscrib
>>694565624
you look pretty tired/emotionally drained in this pic.
>>694565624
Personality?/10
>>694565624
like an asshole who fucks fleshlights
>>694565775
Would suck dry/10
>>694565775
Are you taking a shit?
>>694565775
not sure if female or male but either way god damn you look good, would bang/10
>>694565624
You think you look decent and then you see a mirrored picture of yourself and it's the most disgusting person you've ever seen
>>694565775
#nofilter/10 kys
inb4 underage
>>694565241
Hey Jack, go back at making shitty videos
>>694565182
Hitler has returned to finish what he started
>>694565977
No, you're not fooling anybody
Everyone can see you're a 20 something year old with a child's sense of hair and dress
autism
>>694565977
You look so boring. You also look kinda: :3ish
>>694566096
>>694566134
I'm 19 but not far off.
>>694566170
you're pretty
>>694565483
jolene?
>>694566049
Septiceye? If so I'm personally offended.
>>694566347
thanks anon-sama
>>694566170
Idfk what to say, lol. A bit confused.
>>694566347
>>694566096
I'm just as much of an autist as Hitler was at this age so you might be right.
>>694566347
You are a sad sad humanbeing if you think that thing is pretty
>>694566428
fuk off
>>694566451
NO BULLY ZONE!
>>694565182
you looks like someone in french politics.
>>694566373
:00000 i'm gonna go throw up who are you
>>694566451
Ey man, if u would leave the ugly ones, ur not giving them a chance to change eh?
>>694566096
Zieg Hiel!! *raises arm*
R8 me fags
>>694566540
Underage b&
You can tell by your hands
>>694566540
I might be retarded, but u look like u had a sex-change.
>>694566540
Do you realize that /b/ is the equivalent of a bunch of older guys throwing beer cans at 13 year old passerby?
>No bully zone
>>694566596
we talk every once in awhile :^) i should tell your mom you're on the hacker anonymous site
>>694566659
Hitler's failed youth
Gimmie all you got niggas
>>694566705
This
>>694566665
One off faggot
>>694566788
cute
>>694566659
nice eyes
eh. why the fuck not
>>694566766
Hah! I gotchu fam
>>694566665
19, that's a compliment, so thanks
>>694566693
i'm 5'10" and people think i'm a man constantly but real girl
>>694566788
Will have a beer with/10
>>694566911
Thanks mate, I'm totally the kind!
>>694566755
yo you've got my anxiety through the roof right now stop :^( who are you send me a message
>>694566170
Did you grow up in an all-male household?
It looks like nobody ever told you how to do your makeup.
>>694566897
19 eh? And what occupation do u have? From here it seems that ur just watching anime all day. Not judging that btw.
(((:
>>694567077
How did u manage to escape one-direction?
>>694567077
cherry coke :^)
>>694560581
is that Macklemore ?
>>694567077
Cut your hair and get better at skating
>>694567066
no but my mom let herself go after getting married :^) so no learning girly
>>694567070
that's right lol. what kind of anime do you like
>>694565241
faggot
>>694567402
Fairly accurate. Not full gay but I do suck a mean dick.
R8, not that it matter's cause I'm 6'3.
>>694567255
Sorry, I dont watch, but I have an open mind.
>>694567192
hELLO
Rate me. Honestly. Or whatever.
>>694566755
im serious send me a message
>>694567725
5/10
For half a face
>>694562202
8/10 would discuss astronomy with
>>694567725
You look like you have thuggish cousins that you've ordered to break someones legs before.
>>694567786
OOOOORRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH/10
>>694567255
If you don't know how to do it, it's fine not to do it at all.
>>694567495
Nobody said anything about you being gay.
You are a faggot though.
>>694566897
You look like hermione before she hit puberty. If you can't look up to your mom find ideals in fictional females that are feminine. I couldn't look up to my father so I looked up to male fictional characters.
>>694568106
I thought you were using it in a homophobic manner. But the way you mean it is spot on. I'm a total faggot. All I do is pick flowers watch skins and listen to emo faggott music. So you nailed it.
>>694568168
good point. unfortunate we didn't learn it automatically but it's still possible to learn.
good night anons
Roast away if you want, don't care.
No, not roids. Just farm works.
>>694568472
Get off my board chad.
eyes are real.
>>694559941
nicely dressed fat boy still here
>>694568284
That comment leads me to believe you're fairly new to the ride. I'll do you a solid:
It's rarely used in a homophobic manner - almost as rare as nigger being used in a racist manner.
There are gay and black dudes, and there are faggots and niggers.
The fact that you weren't offended by it indicates that you're probably one of the former.
>>694568674
How overniggered must your country be to pretend like blue eyes are something someone would fake.
>>694566540
Are you trap ? I'd fuck you
>>694568472
Oh shit, fukin male models on /b/
>>694568776
i have posted this picture on other threads and people ask if i edited the eyes.
Just took this, slanty tired eyes.
>>694563940
disgusting and underage maybe
I have no friends lol
>>694568703
Id suck your cock. Why not post a dick pic? ;3
>>694568861
Well, you either had terrible lighting or your increased contrast.
Maybe it's your camera.
Overall, it's looks very unnatural.
But that goes for all the colors - not just your eyes.
>>694568967
Well, if u post pictures of random sluts on /b/ of course u have no friends
>>694568967
I wish what I said was a joke lmaoo
>>694569311
So u want us to pat ur back or sum shit?
>>694569311
I wouldn't be your friend but I would fuck you if you want
>>694569407
Good luck with her.
>>694568703
yeet me
>>694569459
oh shit
>>694569461
pleaseeee post dick. god i wanna see it so bad :3
>>694569508
It's not really that hard to fkin google search a fkin img
>>694559622
Holy shit...
>>694561403
Jesus fucking christ mate, the size of them ears is unreal.
Kill me
>>694569711
Well, at that angle, you would fall to your death anyways.
>>694569711
>>694569754
check mate
>>694565241
Degenerate scum, wake up kid.
>>694569049
idk i am just here to be assumed upon haha
>>694569842
Grab me fam
>>694559622
3/10 because you look like a fucking turtle
Faggots
>>694569919
Bro?
>>694568967
The faggotry is huge with that new summerfrenchfag
>>694565241
You look pretty.
>>694562536
nice dildo
>>694567725
Faggot
>>694566540
DUDE clean your fucking nails once in a while
>>694570209
i will take it haha
>>694559622
Do you suffer from microcephaly?
>>694560004
I'm the nigger with the trigger.
>>694560500
Zatana's panties? Man, I always wanted to sniff those. Some anons have all the luck.
>>694560581
Macklemore is that you
>>694564887
Dude that bottle hit you so hard your nipple came off
>>694565241
You got a snapchat? You seem cool to chat wth
This is me, I'm 13 and I love being ass fucked by my dad
Oi
>>694567786
Step up your slav
Can't wake up
>>694569602
Its just the right one, it's deformed and sticks out..... I used to sleep with it folded against the pillow as a child
Oi
>>694559738
I'd buttfuck
>>694562202
fag
you look like a bro though
Fuck it. I'm the guy 0/10
>>694575331
p.cute
>>694565624
Dead inside
>>694561403
Ur head looks tiny compared to the rest of your body really weird
>>694568967
2 soon
>>694568472
Those veins are probably thicker than my arms. any tips in how to "grow" them like that?
My pOf profile pic
>>694559622
Here I am
Heyooo
>>694578571
I want an ass pic and a dick pic
>>694576012
Yeah I know, Not the worse thing someone's said about me
Someanon said I looked like a thomas the tank engine character on /fit/ once
Still not sure where I stand on that one.
yea babe
Rate me, /b/
>>694562689
yeah read my mind haha
>>694579259
Psychlopse
>>694579259
His hair looks like French fries in the thumb.
>>694579259
What do you look like now ? That picture was clearly taken in the 90s
>>694564887
yeah ima just pop a selfie real quick
i'm the fries hair guy XD
>>694566170
nice lips tbh
sup
>>694570104
my mind is broken after seeing this....
>>694575331
wouldnt look half bad if you werent a total fat cunt.
>>694559622
Psychotic/10
>>694579942
better face pic
> inb4 get rid of piercing
> inb4 jewnose
>>694567378
Fuck off, Swedistan.
>>694560581
Hipster/10 ... i think too you are just confident in group
>>694562202
You killed my father, now prepare to die!
>>694565775
what the fuck are you doing with your lips
also why the fuck is the contrast so high
>>694561403
You look like you are stupid and working in demolition houses or other shit
>>694579942
>>/fa/
>>694562021
Hipster/10
>>694580956
i would but fa is fucking cancer filled with people who think they're fashion gods
>>694580949
du ser ut som en dum fitte
>>694579653
it got worse
At work
