ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
>>694530823
my cars friend tried to finger me in the back of my moms
I post almost daily steam get threads and never deliver.
I picture fucking my best friends girlfriend when I fuck my girlfriend
When I was 12 I raped my 1 year old cousin
i love to jerk off to facebook friends and take pics of me jerking off to them
>>694531371
my trucks boyfriend sister's fingered things same to me also back of
in 7th and 8th grade my best friend and I were fuck buddies (both guys) and we both identify as straight
>>694531688
Wait, you aren't supposed to?
I will never post the images of a girl who fucked me up, even though I want to, to find more win from the other sad bitches she fucked over.
I stole more than $15,000 in merchandise last summer and got away with it. I no longer steal though. Got scared.
i want to fuck my best friends sister
I'm classify as straight but I've eaten out 5 girls
I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
>>694530823
Can i habe pusi plis
I dated a girl that threatened to kill herself whenever we had any kind of disagreement. She was pretty abusive to me and I just figured if she actually did it I'd get loads of attention. Then she actually did it after she fought with her parents, and I did get loads of attention. I'm full of mixed feelings about it.
>>694532878
>be me, horny in Afghanistan, stole my buddies SD card 3 years ago. Tons of nudes of his wife. Fapped furiously. Put the SD card back. He never knew.
>>694532878
I've been wanting to do that for, oh, 15ish years now? I feel your pain. I've had to watch her get with some other guys, abs never me. But i do get to take her on a date next time in in the area, which at this point, God knows when that will be
>>694533058
pics or it didn't happen
>>694530823
i fuck my dog on a regular basis
she is the friendliest, happiest dog you'll ever meet. people compliment how adorable she is at the dog park all the time. they will never know the truth :)
My sisters in law are both hot ass latinas. I wanna fuck both of them. I've gotten some creep shots and panties but that's it. It's been a while. Wish I could get more.
I am Nate Diaz
I poop
I'm underage
>>694533619
u sick fuck
>>694533633
THIS USER HAS BEEN BANNED
>>694533225
she is asleep in my living right now and it kills me to know i can't be with her
Am batman
>>694533719
Testing
>>694533047
same /b/ro
I have herpes and constantly have unprotected sex with girls without telling them, even ones that are married or have boyfriends. I always go raw. Apparently I've never spread it. Or at least no one has said anything.
>>694533826
Nah I'm good
>>694533058
reported to the fbi
I shot myself in the foot then constricted the blood flow of my pinky toe to get medically retired form the military then blamed it on a black guy.
>>694533058
Dude same
I consider Batman to be my best friend
>>694533572
literally who
I wanna a guy with a huge cock to fuck my wife and creampie her so I can eat her pussy afterward
>>694533633
Banned
>>694533231
Cameras weren't so common back then.
>>694533926
It's out of their jurisdiction.
>>694533968
Most people assume there was only one killer lol.
>>694533429
pics or it didn't happen
>>694534029
I creampied your wife. Your son is really my son.
>>694534029
If she's hot and you live on the East coast I'll do it as long as you aren't some fag who wants to watch as well
I have a major foot fetish. Live in hot area of country go to the mall just to see hot young girls wearing sandals with cute pedicures...gets me fucking diamonds
>>694534132
Well most people are wrong
;)
I steal nudes of friends gf's off their phones, I take pics of the phone instead of sending it because it's quicker and easier to pull off
>>694530823
I used my last girlfriend and never cared about her, only using her for sex stuff
>mfw she never put two n two together
I have a desire to create a relationship with a female friend of mine, but since other friends have had a relationship with her, and due to the fact that she's a sophomore to my senior, the situation feels doomed to fail.
Suggestions?
>>694530823
I love to jerk off in omegle web chat
>>694534168
sweet b/ro
send pics
>>694532878
do it, seriously
I'll put a Tablespoon of Kerrygold butter on a single piece of toast.
I told some asshole his gf sent me nudes and sent him a picture of my own ass as proof. They broke up
>>694534292
Kys, or just ignore the age difference and if u genuinely like her ur friends would understand. And if they don't then get some new fucking friends
>>694530823
I've masturbated in every barnes and noble I've ever been in.
>>694534444
Kekd and checked
I don't put the seat up when I pee. Sometimes I splash on the seat a bit
>>694534325
you and everyone else friend.
I have a desire to rape a deaf blind chick. she can't hear me coming and cant see me. almost no chance of getting caught if you wear a condom and make sure no one notices you.
>>694533161
pay now mind, she was weak-minded
>>694534444
top kek
I'd love to do that
>>694532828
>got scared
happens to the best of us
>>694530823
I want to break up with my girlfriend for weeks now but haven't because I'm too afraid of hurting her feelings.
>>694533572
no one wants to be that illiterate, stuttering faggot
he barely beat a guy two sizes too small for him to fight
>>694534667
you ever seen a hot deafblind chick tho? I sure haven't. most of the deafblind are elderly.
>>694534706
had a lot to lose at the time, now I wouldn't even care...been studying bank robbery for the past year now...preparing
I'm a cat and I killed myself 8 times because I wanted to have only one because the thought of being vulnerable turns me on
>>694534244
Someone's getting a visit from the party van
my niece in law accidentally sent me pictures of her tits. I told her I deleted them but theyre great fap material to this day
my name is genuinely Eric Harris and i'm a Columbiner. i'm 25.
>>694533633
faggot, every1 is.
except me of course. I swear mods. Im not underage, despite my ban for being underage a while ago. I was kidding there.
>>694533864
if true, you've definitely spread it
and of course none of them are going to say anything
>>694534886
for looking at hot girls feet in a public place?
hurr drr, mmmkay
>>694530823
I fucked everyone in the town I live in's mothers.
>>694534758
you are pussy
>>694535034
>535034â–¶
>>>694534886
>for looking at hot girls feet in a public place?
>hurr drr, mmmkay
Probably not v& immediately. But you're likely going to have your computer searched remotely by FBI to make sure you aren't a pedo
I have jerked off in front of my girlfriend's 13 year old cousin
she helped me finish
>>694533437
Have any pics of them from their fb?
/b is literally the only place where I'm honest about anything, I live in a fantasy world.
>>694535085
YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Two days before my wedding I invited a hot latina girl over to chill. We hanged out already a few times and she even met my 'now' wife. 4'11 petite, boobs, spinner type. Kinda quite
I am home alone because the bride to be is in a hotel room w/her girlfriends. The latina girl shows up in a short dress, fuck me shoes, and looking really sharp. I try to play cool. We both got drunk and she kept on hitting on me. I did nothing and she was all over me. Next thing we are fucking in the living room and I fuck her in the bed. No protection and she tells me to cum in her. I was very drunk and I did.
I text her and ask her if she was on birth control. She said no. I fucking flipped out silently. And she said do not worry at all. It has been a few 2 days from her period.
During my wedding at the alter. That was all I could think about was 'what if' so I did no truely enjoy that day. I am taking this to my grave.
I later found out she is not prego and is safe. She wanted me to hook up with her. I had to say no because I am married. I asked her to join us in bed but she declined with kissy face emojis.
So fucking glad she is not prego.
I found nudes of my cousin and jerked off to them all the time till I accidentally deleted them. Still masturbate to her, her sister, and her mom (all blood related to me and hot af). I have came loads to them all, back when she lived with me I use to take her dirty panties and sniff them as I jerked into her clean ones and came all in them then put them back, she's never acted weird towards me or even asked so I assume she never noticed but my cock sure did. I once was brave enough to jack off over her face as she was asleep one morning I almost blew my load onto her face until I stopped right before hand then got her panties and came in them.
>>694535025
It's true, anon. It's true. I hardly ever have symptoms, but when I do, I don't fuck. Otherwise, I get around. Most girls don't make you use a condom as long as you pull out. It's nuts.
>>694535180
you're a fucking moron and I'm not interested in underage, never said that jackass...how fucking dumb are you? Do you even foot fetish? Obv not.
>>694535085
Jokes on you
my mothers dead
>>694534990
Same I made obvious bait and newfags took it of I still remember the subject "13 f cutter looking for support"
>>694530823
When I was 30 I fucked a 15 year old.
Was awesome.. I know why Jared likes the teen pussy.. nothing better.
>>694534444
Mista.jpg
>>694534667
even less if she is a mute quadrapalegic then she can stare back into your eyes as you come in her then wipe it out with a rag
>>694535274
Kys for that
>>694535438
Exactly
>>694534886
>implying everyone who has a fetish is a pedo.
are fucking 14 years old, summerfag or both?
>>694535438
Of exhaustion
>>694535410
People with a foot fetish are waaaay more likely to be pedos than others. I never said you were a pedo, but because it's so prevalent in the foot fetish community you can expect your computer to be looked at just in case
>>694535327
Nice lies
i was phone
>>694535438
Then you don't wanna know how I pulled it off....or on.....or out.......O_O
>>694535666
fuck off
i lost my virginity with a bitch that later she stole my family and left town
>>694535650
you are literally clueless and must be projecting
people with foot fetish are into cuckold lifestyle not little girls you sick fuck!!
>i fuck all the time only time ii use a condom was with a tranny
>11 girls
>6 trannies
never tested
>be me at new Job
>have to take a shit
>don't want to get aids but I have to go to the employee bathroom
>put paper on the seat
>I'm a genius
>Sit a little back so the tip of my dick doesn't touch the toilet
>Let it out
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>still have to shit but for some reason can't keep shitting
>But I can feel the turd?
>Turn my head
>a nice fresh turf on the seat
>Half way in my ass and half way on the seat
>I'm a horrible human
I look back at it and laugh just because it's pretty horrible
ITT summerfags and underage boys..I'm out
>>694535807
I think feet are fucking disgusting m8. It's just statistics, a huge majority of pedos are also into the foot stuff
>>694534860
she can be an elderly nigger landwhale for all i care, the lack of senses makes me diamonds. hoping for a qt3.14 tho one day.
My mom makes me take nude pictures of her.
I'm honestly happier alone these days
I make everyone think I'm rich but I'm actually broke as fuk
>>694534244
Same. Just not as creepy.
I had sex with my best friend when we were 11 and did it almost every day till we were 15.
>>694535224
same
>>694536092
Let's see em
I posted this this morning in same kind of thread but...
I'm 30 and married. My wife is 29. And for the past 7 years, I've been sleeping with her sister (24).
>>694533161
Ster?
I'm going to finish an album like I've always wanted to, then i'm going to kill myself
I just masturbated at work and it felt great!
>>694532878
I married my best friends hot sister, he came to me for guitar classes and when i saw his model sister i had to fuck her... we got married years after
I cheated on my wife multiple times. She only knows about 1 (my cousins daughter). I want to do it again
>>694530823
I'm dying to get my sister naked and unconscious for some photos.
>>694536732
M or F
>>694534029
onision is that u?
>>694534938
So share the wealth!
>>694537735
Both males
>>694537073
I jacked off into my best friend's girlfriend's shampoo and face wash when I asked to take a shower at their house.
>>694538358
Nice
I sometimes wish my wife would die so I could take her life insurance and go to Thailand and fuck young tight bitches
i use to grope my cousins ass and tits sit on my lap
>>694538759
age?
>>694533572
Surprised you could type that out. You seriously need to get your head check bra, but I hope you slap up Cooner McFaggot again!
When I was about 14 I would steal my stepbrothers dirty underwear from the hamper in his bathroom and fap with them over my face. He was 1 year older.Cum stains, shit stains. Id sniff and lick the lot.
He was easily the hottest guy at school. He also used to fuck his girlfriend sometimes after school and then walk her home. After they left I would get the condom out of the trash and eat the load inside.
>>694530823
i've tried to kill myself multiple times
i talk to myself and hold serious convorsations
i want my sister to an hero
>>694539015
At the time I was 16 and she was 15 with 10/10 c's and a 8/10 ass
>>694530823
I got my ex gf addicted to heroin
>>694533864
Bro everyone's got the herps, you're basically a faggot if you dont. I just take my meds and bust nuts deep inside cervix like a real manggg
>>694539226
Are you M or F?
>>694539518
good man
>>694537856
thought 12yo leafy fans could post on /b/ after their bed time
>>694532828
what was it?
>>694539518
good.
What was her first name for shits and giggles?
I am the Zodiac Killer
>>694533572
kill yourself you small bitch
>>694534943
do you miss dylan?
hello i´m a sadistic piece of shit i just fucking love seeing things suffering its just orgasmic for me seeing die even ants but i just cant kill someone because i dont like the idea of going to jail ;D
>>694535804
I've said this before
>2012
>4 years ago
Shit has changed
>>694539720
Pan face
>>694535182
Noice
I lost my virginity to my moms ass.
>>694530823
I shot my neighbors dog and threw it in a ditch because it wouldn't leave my fucking yard alone.
His house was well over half a mile away from mine, why his dog was always at my house was beyond me.
>>694534444
Fucking epic
I want to fuck the ever loving shit out of my sister in law. Totally not a wincest guy she's just fucking hot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz50hqWrHUY
I got a very big secret
>>694535452
Eat fresh nigga
>>694540839
>sister in law
>wincest
Dude you're not even related by blood, it's not wincest
I jerk off to a relative that is close in age. I have been able to find pictures off her phone periodically throughout the years. Her ass is incredible and I wish I knew how to make a move on her. Until then pictures will do
>>694535807
The fact you keep replying to obvious bait makes us all think you are actually a pedo. You getting nervous anon?
>>694530823
I'm gay for my best friend
>>694530823
Don't give wife and daugther, your phone for Pokemon Go farming while drunk.
>What the fuck was I thinking..
>>694541339
ask him out dude
>>694541365
Why?
>>694541445
He's straight
>>694530823
I'm in love with my sister-in-law and I'm slowly convincing her she is in love with me by focusing so much attention on her. She comes from a broken family and she is a middle child. She is everything my wife is and more. The problem is that the sister-in-law is only 14.
>>694541512
I been farming shared spots.. but didnt think things thru.. sux
>>694530823
I have a piss jar that I fill up, I let it sit around for a while so it gets a nice strong odor, then I pour it in the neighbors garden at night.
>>694539366
Nigga you ain't trying to kill yourself if you keep failing, you just want attention at this point faggot
>>694541525
Everyone is curious dude.
>>694541649
Just keep working at it!
Im in love with a norwegian girl I met online. I know it's pathetic and the liklihood of me actually meeting her are very low. But I genuinely love her
>>694531774
How old is cousin now? Is he or she hot now? Do you get flirty or frisky with cousin now?
>>694541698
Does nothing mate. My garden is fine
>>694532828
Only niggers steal.
>>694541750
Maybe but if I just ask him out all suddenly hell get weirded out and I don't think he would still be my friend. He doesn't even know I'm bi
>>694541698
You devious bastard
>>694530823
I have a list 4 with names on it. The only reason they are still alive is because I haven't saved enough money yet to enact my plan, but I will...
>>694530823
Im a straight male (many long lasting relationships) but when i was 8 or something i used to masturbate with guys friends is this normal
>>694541649
Same with my niece in law...was almost close to fucking her until my cunt sis-in-law (not her mom) called us out how close we were and she freaked and got farther away till she found a boyfriend. now we hardly ever talk
>>694530823
I am the guy who post bananas around here all the time
I do it out of pure spite
>>694542049
Yeah you're in a sticky situation. Maybe tell him your bi, see what he says
I literally cannot stop farting
I sext with my blood cousin often, and she is literally half my age.
I cheat on my wife often, and I'm currently charming my way into a coworkers pants slowly but surely.
Sis-in-law is going to be staying at our house for several weeks while she's going through a divorce that I may have inadvertently caused. I have six weeks to get the money and get my hidden cams in place.
Tempted to get sis-in-law drunk one night and fuck her. She's very vulnerable right now.
>>694542189
In elementary school like in the 1st grade me and my friends would take our whole pants off to pee
>>694542407
lolwut
I'm 24 and a virgin. I find the longer I go without getting laid, he more kinky I become. My favorite thing lately is going out in public with a few vibrator bullets in me, held in by a wide butt plug.
>I'm straight and a guy, and this stuff would have never crossed my mind 2 years ago.
You've warped me /b/.
>>694541971
they think an animal has been pissing in their garden so they set out squirrel traps.
also, they garden without gloves sometimes.
>>694542525
Not a virgin but bought my first buttplug, shit is amazing
>>694541803
I appreciate the tits and I guess I'll keep at it then.
>>694542248
This is more than just wanting to fuck her. I no shit have real feelings for her. The same I had for my wife when I first met her. I'm conflicted but like I stated above, I'm gonna go for it.
>>694539840
Nobody cares, you dropped out of the election.
>>694540152
Kill yourself, that way you can avoid going to jail
>>694542708
kek
I walk around my kitchen for hours a day in a day dream state where I play out random events/urges. While I do that I give advice to my in head self on what to do and he/I respond as if in an actual conversation.
>>694541695
Ive read this like 5 times and have no idea what the fuck you're talking about
Had sex with a guy once (I'm a guy too) was pretty bad, never told anyone
>>694542494
So YOU were the faggot that did that!
>>694540152
Found the fluffy poster
>i like fluff abuse too
I'm currently fucking my wife's 19 year old sister, and I've been doing it for 6 months now. She comes over and has sleepovers with my wife (wife is 34) once or twice a month, and we fuck after my wife leaves for work the next morning, then I drive her home.
I feel guilty as shit and I know this will probably kill my marriage, even makes me want to kill myself at times, but god damn this girl is freaky and the sex is amazing. I hate myself.
i have a little white step daughter (yes, she's over 18) that i want to see in the middle of a "compromising situation"
i hope that maybe one day, i'll come across this on one of my internet boards i frequent.....
browsing the porn section
see this
"Tiny little strawberry-blonde girl sucks off a gang of niggers in Throat Gagger scene"
and then the description
"Tiny 5 foot nothing <HER> sucks off the biggest, blackest dicks in porn, and eats ALL the cum"
and it's right above a blowbang publicity pic of her down on her knees with her sweet little face surrounded by 10 black cocks right at mouth level, all 10" or more, all within inches of her innocent little lips but all ready for sucking and doing a tonsilectomy on this tiny little white girl. i'm talking a mercilessly hard throat fucking. i mean that mouth is going to be a warm, wet, sloppy home for hard nigger cock for the next two hours of more. a nasty spit and pre cum filled fuck socket for MASSIVE BLACK COCKS.
i want to watch that little fucking whore SWALLOW big black cocks. i mean like mandingo BBC. and i mean a fucking 10 nigger mouth raping. at the first of the scene she would be asked "what are you here to do today?" and her answer would be, "suck a lot of black dick" then she would be asked "how many" and she'd answer "i don't even know how many are here. i guess every black dick here gets a turn in my mouth." when she has a pitch black telephone pole size hard nigger cock in her throat and they ask her if she loves sucking black cock, the only thing i want to hear out of her is "glugg gaahh gagg flughhh". i want to watch her nose touch a 12" nigger dicks stomach. i mean swallow it right down to the fucking nuts!!! and as the box cover said, she's gotta eat ALL THE SPERM!!! load after load i mean. good source of iron style, thick ropes of hot nigger sperm filling her sweet little white mouth and sliding down her tiny little white throat.
seriously, she's a fucking bitch. i hate her
>>694542885
Dude a shit ton of kids do that, they don't know better
>>694541365
Why??
>You moron
>>694533058
>Whitechapel murders
Good job!
>>694542797
You are not pokemon go fan huh?
>>694540152
you could become whatever the fuck those people are that administer lethal injections to death row inmates
or this>>694542748
>>694542494
I'm so fucking flatuleted that I pass the gas every couple of minutes, sometimes even more frequently
I must do it silently when there are other people around me, and if it stinks too bad, I usually blame it on someone else
luckily, I'm not a very social person, so it's not a big issue
idk if it's due to my diet, I've tried plenty of stuff, but even if I don't eat almost anything I just keep blowing odorless air out of my bum
>>694542955
Dude that was amazing, I have a boner now.
>>694543105
alex is a stupid nigger
>>694542796
I thought I was the only one that did that. I've legit solved problems in my life doing that, just having conversations in my head. We may be delusional.
You ever play out fantasies doing that? Not sexual, just legitimate like fictional ideas?
>>694542641
I have... several. Ranging from long and thing, to squat and wide. Then to large in every dimension. My favorite is probably 10 inches long and the width of a 1L bottle. Fun to ride.
Also have a 12 inch long one that widens further as you go down. I,myself just able to bottom out the entire length. Good for prepping for the toy mentioned above.
Last is my huge plug. 8 inches long, but 4.5 inches wide. Little thinner than a 2L bottle of soda at its widest. Still struggling to get that one in.
Dunno why I'm still a virgin honestly. Have had countless chances. Just never follow through
>>694542955
you're gonna have to post the link sir
>>694540152
go back>>694536674
I hate America and the U.S. government with a bloody passion, but I want to join the military
;_;
>>694543110
No i am and i dont see the issue with letting your wife and daughter use it
>>694543111
trips have spoken
I visited 4chan from Imgur. There are people who just post things ripped from 4chan. I convinced myself, after loads of hesitation from the rumors I heard, to visit.
At this time, I was still squeamish to all of the nudes and shit on /b/, so I went on, and I immediately closed the tab at my first sight of a tit. Eventually, after some practice, I just hid posts with nudes.
Then, I began to be ok with it. At this point, I just got tired of Imgur and its bullshit community of copy fags, and only used /b/ for my image sharing adventures.
Finally, after about a month, nothing on /b/ seemed to disturb to the point of gagging. No porn, gore, or abuse really fazed me. My entire attitude on life changed.
I know that this isn't a feel thread, but thanks /b/ros.
>>694543359
Looking to expand my collection of sex toys too. I think I might get a vibrator next
>>694543284
Yes, this so much. I have solved some of my mental problems and I do play out fictional ideas.
I'm fucking one of my "friends'" wife. We're planning on running away together once they get a divorce.
I want to go on an anonymous fuck quest around town and impregnate as many women as I can that dont know who daddy is, but I'd know who they are.
>>694540152
>;D
kill yourself
I want to fuck my mom, but i too scared to take real actions
>>694543437
When wife sleeps I farm for her, I only ber playing 2 half days. Both my adult boys and wife and daughter went out to farm. Hey take mine. I get the sofa, tonight
>>694543492
Faggot you haven't seen anything yet
>>694542917
That's hot AF. Any pics?
I love my little sister's smooth legs.
>>694543838
Alright Sigmund calm down. You'll literally burn every personal bridge with every person you know if you even try that.
I'm currently on the run from the US government. Why? I hacked the Department of Defense. Somehow they got my ip even though I was using a VPN, and I had to flee the country before they got to me. Now I live in South East Asia. I hate my life. If you think I'm bullshiting I'm being completely serious.
>>694544031
I really want to but I can't risk anons finding her social media accounts. She's 5'1" 100lbs, pale skin, green eyes, brown hair, she's hot af, I could've never fucked a girl like this back when I was 19 myself
>>694544275
You homo, likes back doors?
>>694533047
hardly a secret
>>694543621
Doc Johnson stuff is what I usually buy. Amazon. Discreet shipping as long as amazon is the ssller, not a 3rd party just using amazon.
Also don't use water based lube. Dries too quickly. Try and find a lotion-y lube. I personally use straight up Jergens. Or lubriderm hand cream.
Also don't know how new you are to anal, but don't go too big too fast or you'll hurt yourself. I popped the blood vessels in the ring around my ass because I tried shoving it in too quick. Took 3 weeks to heal and sitting was uncomfortable. Also do NOT use any item or toy that you cannot get a firm grip on while using. Having to drive myself to the ER to remove a huge toy that slipped into my ass and I can't remove is a nightmare of mine. Hasn't happened thankfully.
>>694530823
the steel beams were weakened
>>694530823
I'm 28 and I have sex with a 13 year old schoolgirl.
I fist my own ass in the shower
feels good man
>>694543195
it would have been better had i not been limited to 2000 characters
I hate posting in threads with a shit ton of other posts... also i want to fill my gfs ass with my piss, and maybe even her pussy.
>>694544702
I remember last year, the things I wanted to do. I'd settle for actually having a girlfriend now.
>>694533437
>>694532878
wanting to fuck someone is not a secret. stop being a weird douche
>>694535224
me too
>>694533047
I'm straight but I've had threesoms with my sister and even just us a few times. I'm pretty sure my husband would freak if he found out.
>>694530823
I'm fucking my gf's mom. She's married and is a best friend of my own mother.
>>694533184
I know those feels
>>694534758
Same boat here
I'm 30 and married and I'm in love with my 22 year old co-worker. We haven't fucked yet but we usually walk around downtown after work, just talking and making out. I feel like she gets me more than my wife. Ugh.
>>694545497
go for it
>>694533047
>>694545007
You are bisexuals in denial
>>694545389
same here
>>694533184
post some..
I dont give a shit waddup
>>694545792
I'm not attracted to girls though. I feel like she just takes advantage of my drunken horniness.
I know Gaben. He's cool as fuck.
>>694533047
>>694545007
Tits or GTFO
>>694545869
Real people who don't give a shit are fucking hookers, doing drugs and commiting crime right now. You're shitposting on 4chan.
I won't get into a relationship because I'll cheat. I have zero sense of loyalty.
>>694545007
Coolest thing I've ever heard. If my girl had a threesome with me and her sister I would die.
>>694546136
Same here but I do it anyway. Slave to desire but the thrill is intense
>>694546206
Yeah I don't want to share him with her and it would probably break us up if he did fuck her.
>>694540690
You have a wincest story? Needs greentext
>>694542345
What letter does your first name start with
Got sat down at a lunch table full of idiots and weebs during high school and ruined their lives slowly. 2 of them killed themselves, one had to move to Cali, and I think one of them is in jail. Will post more if you guys want.
I constantly hear the voice of a girl who's heartbeat I listened to almost a year ago in my mind. I like to believe what she tells me about reality and that we are soul mates.
I killed a kid down in Florida in 97, stupid fuck was walk half in the road I didn't see him till I hit him.
>>694545224
how do I fuck my gfs mom? I know shes a cheater but dont know how to approach
>>694546882
Yep yep yep
>>694547088
Corey?
>>694547097
Have you met my friend Jose?
>>694547143
Nah, news said its was Danial/Daniel or some shit like that.
>>694547011
are you a nurse or something
>>694534867
me-owww
>>694533429
That dog is not adorable. 0/10 Would not fuck.
>>694547443
Not the kid. You.
>be an average gay guy with a bf
>me and by bf likes to roleplay as trump & bernie
>i'm trump and put my stump in bernies rump
>all fun and games
>secretly think trump's ideas are good
>planning to make him dress up as hillary
>gonna show her you can't stump the trump
>>694535364
OP just accept that you as well as everybody else doesn't have the blood you think you do and it's all good buddy!
>>694547583
The secret is you're voting Trump?
>>694547574
Haha, no my names not corey.
>>694547763
Huh. Seemed an unlucky year for pedestrian kids in Florida.
I cheat on my wife, then come home and fuck my wife...and don't really feel bad about it
>>694530823
Let's see. I cheat on my wife. While mentally and emotionally we're on the same page....sexually, we're not in the same book. We're both older and we dated for 4 years before we remarried. Sex was better before we got married. She used to like to be a sub. Maybe she's constrained by having her 13 year old daughter in the house...I don't know. Sex is so boring, I can barely get it up with her. A couple times a month isn't cutting it for me. I've tried talking to her, romancing her...nothing.
A few days ago, I went to an AMP and fucked 2 hot asian women. Cock was diamonds, came buckets.
Also on the same business trip, went to a bathhouse and sucked a few dicks and got fucked hard for 20 minutes (I'm bi and my wife doesn't know).
I love my wife but sex and love have never been joined to me...it's just fucking or fucking someone you love.
Don't really feel guilty, don't really want a divorce. Probably continue to cheat until I get caught or old age catches up with me.
>>694547128
Eh, why not. Shit aint pretyped so sorry if its a long wait.
>freshmen year
>first day of school
>the two friends i had last year moved away
>dont know where im going to sit for lunch
>time comes
>looking around for a table
>trying to sit down at some, nobody wants me there
>eventually find this one table
>sit down
>nobody objects
>nice
>eat in silence while these kids talk about some dumb cartoon
>there were 2 guys and 2 girls other than me
>lunch finishes up, go back to class
Posting more in a bit
>>694547909
So you know a Corey that did a hit a kid. They catch him, they never found out about me. They had some dude from Bayonet point up on it for about a week, but they let him go.I took off to Ohio and never been back
I've been lying to my family that I've been going to college for the past three years and I'm due to graduate soon. They're so proud of me. In reality I've only completed two credits and I spend all the tuition money they give me on booze and coke
>>694548084
>next day, repeat process
>this table is the only table that lets me sit there
>make a habit of sitting there
>about a week after this cycle started, one of the girls started talking to me
We'll call her Macy
>macy is a weeb, I can tell that much
>so is the other girl, wel'll call this one Ash
>they talk nonstop about anime and other dumb shit
>the two guys watch as well, but they just keep to themselves
>their names are Matt and Caleb
>that was the first day anyone talked to me at highschool
>>694548492
He never got caught. Never even came looking for him. He took off out of state too and never looked back. Actually haven't heard from him since. Last I heard he was somewhere out west.
>>694548685
That's crazy, yeah I guess it was a bad year.
Through a miraculous circumstance, I found nudes of a girl I crush on at work
I want to fuck her ass, bad
I would give ANYTHING to fuck my stepdaughter
Im straight and have a wife...but have given some sloppy throaty blowjobs to some craigslist guys over the years....18 to be exact....and nobody knows a thing
>>694548855
Your digits demand pics.
>>694548655
....go on
>>694548019
Why not fuck the 13 yearold? She sexually active? They suck at keeping secrets but santa says there's nothing tighter.
im planning to blackmail my friends mom into sex using her drug addiction as leverage
>>694548929
This is her
>>694548917
Dave we know it's okay you do meth every time please don't worry about sharon he's fine
>>694548855
Checked. Pics or it didn't happen
>>694549025
Nudes nigger. Give your /b/ros the goods.
>>694533429
I would kill you if I knew who you were...
>>694549075
I've beat off to this so many times
and theres all these crazy stories about her, just fuels the fire
>>694549201
The dog is his twin in his mind and he doesn't get to have her in the real world, so they teleport out and have sex as dogs exclusively
>>694549240
Would slap titty/10
>>694548950
Uh, no. I did jerk off in her panties once. Doing laundry, didn't know which was clean pike and which was dirty. .picked random items to smell...3rd item was panties...smelled like pussy. Diamonds. Jerked off in panties and washed them.
Not going to molest my stepdaughter.
>>694549240
would scissor/10
Girl here... usually a lurker but couldn't resist a secrets thread...
I worked as a prostitute for about a year back in college to pay my tuition and living expenses. Eventually landed a sugar daddy, graduated, dumped sugar daddy.
Married now. Husband knows about the sugar daddy (kinda). Doesn't know about the hooking,
>>694533429
Show us the pup pusi
I can't remember the last time I washed my hands after using the bathroom. Also brush my teeth only like twice a month. Haven't even cavity yet, I'm 30
I fiddled around with a 6 year old when I was 9, she'd ride my face and sometimes id grind my dick on her asshole. tried to get her to suck me but didnt give in. She was weirdly horny for that age, someone tell me why?
>>694549508
I have a fantasy to do that but too chicken. Did you have any fun or was it just to pay bills?
>>694549567
Because it didn't happen
At night it helps.me get to sleep when I imagine shooting people. Idk what's wrong with me, I have no intention of acting on these thoughts. They just make me calm.
>>694549567
Bc you are full of shit, that's why.
>>694549456
she aint blood, rekt that ass
>>694549456
>>694549470
>>694549240
I can just imagine my dick in that ass
>>694549567
Her daddy was probably verrrry handsy with her.
She a stripper now? Hooker?
Back in kindergarten I had the sudden urge to flash my dick to a girl.
>>694549567
Some girls are like that. I was experimenting super young. Lost my virginity to Barbie. Mom said my hands would go straight to my clit whenever she took my diaper off as a baby. Afaik I was never molested.
>>694548084
>>694548655
>eventually all of us get to talking
>im starting to make some friends
>about a month passes
>all of us are really good friends now, im known as the problem-solver of the group
>i help with conflicts within the group
> we're all tight for a long time
Next year of high school changed a lot of things though.
>we're all still friends, just as tight
>shit goes down though
>get call from Macy
>shes crying and screaming and wont calm down
>once she calms down, she tells me Caleb is trying to kill himself
"Woah what?! Why?!"
"H-he said that if I didnt have sex with him that he would k-kill..."
>she starts crying again
>she hangs up eventually
>worried sick
>next day at school
>Caleb is there
>Macy is there
>Caleb looks pale but acts fine
>Macy keeps staring at me the whole time
Shit goes farther then that, ladies and gents...
>>694548626
What a kunt
